/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's not aware it's even happening.

Did Yuyuko possess Reimu somehow?

>>23307552
>>23307975

I imagine she's just staying indoors, probably reading smuggled-in mecha manga.

we sort of just use each others' buns as onaholes

>>23310769
I see Youmu successfully turned Wriggle into a girl.

>>23310769
That's homosexuality.

She's too busy spreading her practical joke around the world to stay at home

Day 7 of quarantine

My pelvis is cracked and bruised
My spirit is utterly broken
I have to keep her amused
Even before I have awoken

Today we did it twenty five times
She keeps a strict schedule on what to do to me
If I say that I'm tired she pouts and she whines
And I'm getting a bad zinc deficiency

At night on my shoulder she lays her head
Wraps her arms around me, and crushes me
It's been 4 long days since I've left this bed
This must be some kind of fantasy

I think that her scent has been permanently ingrained
Into the depths and the recesses of my poor frazzled brain
Oh god! She's looking at me with those eyes again!
I think before long I shall have gone quite insane...

It's never enough, it goes on and on
She never gets tired, she always wants more!
So here I lie, my mind all but gone
My bones are all broken, my flesh soft and raw

But now dear reader, don't fuss and don't fret
If you look at my face, you'll find no regret.

>>23307552
Gensokyo quarantined itself from the world's faggotry ages ago.

>>23307552
You already know the answer to that by simply imagining a cute hime cut!

We just eat MRE's all day and watch fred

>>23316035
Kagz is literal perfection

>>23308355
Brain freeze

Lots and lots of games

>>23307552
why is you're touhou so hungry

>>23327476
Why are there no walls between the toilet bowl?

She always liked being underground anyways, so the bunker is nothing new to her.

>>23307806
same

Alice seems to be handling it well for the most par- OH SHIT NOT AGAIN

>>23344171
Koakuma kunny, Koakuma kunny!

Suwako is sitting around the shrine listening to radio news of all the terrible things happening and secretly enjoying it

>>23307552
But wouldn't Reimu get fat from eating all day?

>>23354357
Not if she's eating for two, or more

>>23307552
digusting

>>23329966
RIP N TEAR

We take turns benching and spotting each other while blasting prog from an old radio in my basement.
>>23313073
Just wanted to respond to commend you for writing a 22 line poem for this thread.

>>23372375
Let the bar crush me to death during the guitar solo in Firth Of Fifth please. I've always wanted to die while listening to it, not fussy about how.

Lots of emotionless sex

>>23377331
It is their ideal state and purpose

>>23377518
Wonder what soft Sakuya could possibly be thinking there

>>23377421
You would prefer to die during the guitar solo rather than the synth solo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD5engyVXe0&t=4m35s

>>23381680
Just bring her to bed and creampie her until she goes back to sleep

>>23377518
Damn I thought it was a brohu.

>>23383529
please don't eat the 2hus

>>23384970
But they taste so good

>>23307552
This picture makes me hungry.
>>23383298
Me too

>>23381235
Yeah man, there's just something about that guitar tone that hits the dopamine receptors just right.

>>23307552
We just staying at home, cleaning, playing video games and talking to pass the time.

>>23351490
Read books together? I doubt Patchouli reads 5 pages a minute even though she supposedly keeps Koa busy.

>>23307552

>>23413017
I literally know nothing about the new fact bombs you just dropped.
I don’t even know if they’re actual facts either.

>>23413300
For the overall benefit of semen in general:
>(...) in both humans and bovines, the fluid has antiviral and antibacterial properties;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Benefits_to_females
In pregnancy per se:
>There is tentative evidence for exposure to partner's semen as prevention for pre-eclampsia, largely due to the absorption of several immune modulating factors present in seminal fluid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_activity_during_pregnancy#Prevention_of_pre-eclampsia

The first one should be a good pickup line that /fit/ could use, though. WWWWWW.