/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What happened to the last thread?

>>23285718
Went to the big archive in the sky

>>23285735
I didn’t see it in the archive though that’s why I was asking.

>>23285738

I miss Vada

How quickly after the portals open would I be able to acquire a Familiar and an Alice?

>>23285775
He's still here though

>>23285797
I've never been a fan of the familiar's design but I love the Alice. They are amazing.

>>23285775
He's still around anon

>>23285824
I liked the Familiar's design from the beginning, and WG3 made me love them even more.

>>23285815
Gavial is really cute.

>>23285815
yup...

>>23285815
Ah, a rare crocodilian girl.

When the portals open, the very first thing I'm gonna do is feed myself to a sandworm, and there's not damn thing anyone can say that's gonna stop me

>>23285815
The lurker.

I want to be a shota with several Dragon momsters who have decided to pool their treasure hordes entirely for the purpose of pleasing me in ways I can't imagine.

https://pastebin.com/Vw4cgBxA
New Sabbath. Feedback appreciated.

>>23285872
I'm going to find a band of monster raiders and challenge one to a fight.

>>23285872
I'm going to start searching for elementals and angels with which to form covenants.

>>23285909
Coolio. This like a codex?

>>23285909
Too much details. Be more vague and also wtf getting cucked by the leader?

JK. Woohoo techno sabbath

This is a long read, so it'll take a while

>>23285872
I'm going to get a mana marker then head to the caves to look for my Night Gaunt wife.

>>23285909
Always nice to see people write up their own sabbath

>>23285953
I have an OC Sabbath that I'm not confident enough in my ability to write to communicate.

>>23285968
I have my wife's sabbath but I'm equally as hesitant to write it

Nerds are for gently teasing

>>23286057
Which MG makes the best closeted nerd?

Look, she's not asking for a lot. Just a lifetime of commitment.

>>23286074
But she looks like she’s six.

>>23286066

Big, rowdy, hard-drinkin' Oni who secretly gushes over tokusatsu superheroes.

>>23286006
>>23285968
Give your balls a tug you titfuckers

>>23286057
I want a small-breasted, lanky, overenthusiastic nerdy mamono who never shaves her bush and has a bunch of degenerate fetishes.
What species do you think would work well for that? Clubs Trumpart, maybe? Or Tsurara?

>>23286074
That's too much for me

>>23286084
But everyone likes Lolibabas...!

>>23286159
false

>>23286159
No

>>23286159
Distinctly not.
I like lolis with JK personalities.

>>23286159
Not everyone can have supreme taste.

>>23286169
>>23286174
>>23286176
I bet you life Fairy Mom though

>>23286074
>>23286159
I'm gonna lewd these lolis

>>23286200
Sure, but not romantically.

>>23286200
Not even slightly.

How to attract snek?

>>23285815
MGE Florida must be a terrible place.
Like regular Florida, but with slightly more public masturbations ending with rape.

>>23285694

>>23286269
Hiss at snek. If she hiss back, you married.

>>23286200
Oh god, that's such an awful personality type.

>>23286269
Take a big stick and AGITATE THE FUCK OUT OF THE SNAKE.

>>23286282
I don't believe you

>>23286288
I want to wife the snek, not hurt the snek

>>23286297
DO IT, STEVE.

>>23286269
Step on snek?

>>23286269
How do I attract a swarm of bugs?

>>23286269
Offer her buns.

Does your waifu run a business?

>>23286333
Rub honey all over yourself, though you may need to watch out for bears as well.

>>23286341
If I flash gold-backed currency in the snek's face, will she orgasm?

>>23286324
>>23286298
NOOO

you will now be sexualized for the pleasure of grody drunk zipangu salarywomen

>>23286269
Learn the pungi.

>>23286370
Can't they find actually attractive men to sexualize?

>>23286349
Reimu's not doing too well. Har har.

>>23286384
they're all taken, and you're the only man in their friend group who has the same interests as them. of course they're gonna take advantage of you

>>23265705

>Meanwhile, a strapping lumberjack looking man and a nervous yet lovely looking woman in a makeshift dress eat at a corner booth
>The man is through his tenth beer but unfazed, while the woman nibbles nervously on a large helping of stretchy meat
>"What are they doing, papa? Has she given him her coat yet?"
>"Mama, you don't think she'd do that so soon, right? They're just talking! Everything's normal! Just talking. That's all they're doing! Talking! Nothing else! My little girl is just talking to the nice boy! That's all!"
>He sounds more like he's convincing himself than the woman with him
>>23265939
>>23267049

>>23286429
awawa!

>>23286429
Based draw anon.

>>23286400
>you're the only man in their friend group who has the same interests as them
They could succeed introducing a handsome guy to video games.
>>23286429
Based LN

>>23286370
I'd rather not have to deal with drunks.

>>23285815
dillers are good

>>23286429
>yuki and yeti outside
I love the little details

>>23286513
um but you will, i don't care

>>23286429
So daintily chewing that stretchymeat, so refined!

Lewd your party members before they lewd you.

>>23286561
>Young dark mage goes after party member.

>>23286547
Then they'll find me completely uninterested, unattracted, and detached from the situation at a level bordering on dissociation.

>>23286561
I'm safe from lewding if I'm the male comic relief character.

>that is one sexy snake

>>23286607
Every dog has it's day.

>>23286609
your mom lmao

>>23286607
Not if you're in a comedy series.

I need a Gopnik Goblin.

>>23286643
That appears to be a hob gobo

>>23286643
i want a gopnik slime

>>23286561
Best way to avoid this is to not become an adventurer and instead work at the adventurers guild.

>>23286561
>Bapho, witch, and familiar party members take turns lewding anon like this

>>23286666
>Pinning him to his bed and stealing kisses from him.

They can't keep getting away with it!

>>23286666
It seems I was meant to be a mana dispenser.

>>23286429
Wonderful! Papa Wendi in the non-coat-flesh!

>>23286429
>Stares in nervous father

>>23286429
Such is life in Winterstown.

>>23286615
As long as I don't become badass, have a sad backstory, or a female comic relief character joins the party, I should still be safe.
>>23286640
Doesn't count.

>>23286429
Papa Wendi is manly as hell god damn
He's actually less intimidating in his big coat monster form

Quiet, unassuming dragon girl goes from 0 to "there's an unwashed peasant in my jewel hoard and they're touching everything" when another girl starts eyeing her boyfriend.

>>23286666
Please. PLEASE.

>>23286736
The only way to settle things is to press her boobs against the other girl's and try to intimidate her.

>>23286666
Sounds like some kind of initiation ceremony. Anon has to spend 7 minutes in heaven with each member.

>>23286734
>Drunk Ice Wolf delinquent stumbles into Papa and Mama Wendi as they're walking on the sidewalk on the way out of town
>Papa is still a bit frazzled from seeing his littlest sweetiepie on her first date
>"Hrrmgh, careful now..."
>The Ice Wolf sneers at him
>"Tch! You think you're hot shit cause you got big hands wearin' that thing? I'd kick yer ass if you weren't with yer wife here!"
>Papa Wendi grumpily takes his coat off, leaving his wife bundled up while he steps out and looms over her, a six and a half foot tall jacked first son of a lumberjack survivalist with a jawline that could sheer boulders
>Cracks his knuckles while looking down at the now frozen ice wolf
>"You were saying?"
>She scampers off with her tail between her legs as Mama Wendi calms Papa down by nuzzling against his arms, standing on her tip toes to slip the coat back over him
>"Awa, Papa, back home we go. No need to be upset, awa."

>>23286775
Those Ice Wolves are nothing but trouble!

>>23286561
don't tell me what to do. sure, adventurers are mostly girls and whenever a guy joins, they always hit on him but that's why you dress less sexual or "appealing" to their fetishes. you're a man with rights and the power to deny from lack of consent, you can end the lewd before it begins so that priorities are focused on the missions, not the sex.

>>23286666
Witnessed

>>23286666
no lewding the loli party member, she's you're only offensive-based magic-user.

>>23286561
What party members? I am, so far, unrecruited by any team or guild or whatnot.

Are you training your succ or is she secretly training you?

>>23286833
How else can I reward her for a job well done?

>>23286846
Oh, I'm definitely training her...yes...
Oh, it's almost 4pm...gotta go...

>>23286561
i cant

>>23286850
how are you rewarded for a job well done?

>>23286861
I wouldn't know.

>>23286607
You’re going to then get comedically chased by a overzealous girl until you have a single heartfelt moment at the end of the episode, establishing you two as a couple with new partner antics.

>>23286864
then i don't know how you would reward her for a job well done. hopefully the EXP and leveling up to get those abilities off the skill tree is considered a good reward

>>23286868
You should know by now that the comic relief character never gets any serious romance.

For those who weren't here last thread:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447115249997578241/693441099691458631/Mako_the_Nereid.png

>>23286561
I lewd all of the girls bound to me by summoning covenants regularly.

>>23286748
Which one do you think tastes the best?
Which one has the best skill?
Which one has the softest tongue?

>Still no hardcore Runya porn draws
Artfags here are lazy fucks I tell ya

>>23286957
So commission it.

>>23286957
runya is for hugging

>>23286775
Poor ice wolf. What if she was just drinking because of the sadness consuming her over her inability to confess to the boy she likes.

>>23286943
Familiar tastes the best, as her artificial body will be best suited to adapt to her lover's tastes.
Baph is definitely the most skilled, having likely practiced with Witches and Familiars in preparation of getting a husband.
Witch probably has the softest tongue, being the most "natural" loli.

pure electricity
in my pants

>>23286775
>See an Ice Wolf running off, scared
>She looks drunk
>Offer to escort her home
>Make sure she's safe and sound
>Leave without a trace

>>23286962
Do no tempt me to commission Runya because if I do, it will most certainly be fetish porn. And trust me, most everyone here will not want to see that

>>23286994
Well stop bitching about not getting freebies.

>>23286846
succs are not pets, they are wild animals. please stop damaging the ecosystem

I'm going to break the seventh seal and bring forth the Four Waifus of the Apocalypse!

>>23287015
>only four waifus
do they at least summon demons and other residents of hell?

>>23287027
>>23287015
>Only
>having more than one

>>23287038
>bringing the apocalypse with only four waifus to go around

>>23286926
Reminds me, posted this on /h/ but not here despite shilling the screenshots of her. https://files.catbox.moe/jvc50r.png
She's a donut steel motherly bapho.
>>23286957
>>23286994
Commission it anyway coward. Don't let your dreams be just that.

>>23286833
What if all your party members are lolis, and you accepted to join them in the first place because you let your dick take the wheel.

>>23286994
I want to see Runya piss herself

friendzoning runya!

what if the demon realm was a democracy? would virgin men be allowed to vote?

>>23287064
>Commission it anyway coward
Boy, I've got one hand on my dick and a $1200 stimulus check heading way soon. Don't dare me

>>23287078
There's a Koikatsu scene of a girl pissing in a bucket. If that one anon finishes the Runya card, I'll stick her in that scene.

>>23287068
make sure they notice every time you get an erection from being around them so that they work together to rape you

>>23287091
and have sex with kuro in front of her face as kuro looks down at runya in smug, causing sexual warfare in the sabbath to see who can claim the honor of having best sabbath!

>>23287015
God I want War-chan to run me through.

>>23287108
>causing sexual warfare in the sabbath to see who can claim the honor of having best sabbath!
Runya auto-loses because no magic

>>23287099
Triple dare. Can't be that bad.
>spoiler
Why do I feel like a finger on the monkey's paw just curled? Not my thing personally but I'll finish her eventually.

PURE WHITE GIRLS!

>>23287038
>tfw my ideal dynamic is a single "main" waifu, a close (but not as close as her) harem, and a large number of girls who are my wives by technicality, I (and my waifu and harem) are free to use sexually as we please, but ultimately are citizens of our territory
Of course, upward movement to harem status would be possible.

>>23287137
but runya is smart! knowledge is power, as they say! kuro will have to stop being a cumbrain and start using her noggin to secure her sabbath branch's position!

>>23287145
Being an abyssal admiral has quite a few perks. Big soft white titties are just one of many.

>>23287137
Can I just please have Momonika?

>>23287168
here you go, bro.

>>23287137
I love Ropurotto's pet Sabbath.

>>23287176

But who is Ropurotto?

>>23287172
Now this is a bapho I would thoroughly breed.

>>23287119
Needs a much bigger sword

>>23287172
If those breasts were just a bit smaller, I'd be fine with JK Momonika.

>>23287193
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Ropurotto_Sabbath_.28p14.29

Have some Bapho-chan lewds

https://imgbox.com/g/V6GoagyNVR

>>23287172
Being solicited outside their sabbath is a fairly likely game over for me.

>>23287241
It's nice to see someone else here doing bapho lewds with the game. I'm thinking of making a loli hellhound.

Which Sabbath is most likely to cater to the following desires of mine:

>Fruit-flavored pussy juice
>Loli-JC body, JK personality
>Encouragement of curiosity in both onii-chan and loli

>>23287250

>>23287272
Momonika's Sabbath is the only one that is pretty much exclusively true lolis. Just have a loli Barometz from the Demon lord's Army Sabbath which can have any loli.

>>23287284
What sort of combat role does a barometz provide?

>>23286429
LN is the hero we need in these dark times.

>>23287102
>implying they would have to do anything more than offer themselves up or ask nicely

>>23287241
When Witch/Familiar lewds?

>>23287288
Bapho-sama's Sabbth is technically the spellcasting division of the Demon Lord's army but they mostly fucked off and are all about spreading the love of lolis when they aren't needed. They accept any loli.

>>23287284
I want the flavor without the fruit orb, if possible.

I just moved into a new neighborhood, and two young mofu girls keep knocking on my door every damn day. All they do is try to start small talk and ask if I'm interesting in the Shinto religion.

What's their endgame? Are they planning to steal my liver when my backs turned?

>>23287308
Dunno. There aren't any Koikatsu cards for them. I just take Bapho-chan's card that was made by someone else and import her into existing scenes which were also made by other people

>>23287327
Gonna rip apart their Shinto beliefs and turn them into good Christian foxes

>>23286561
Nope! The situation demonstrated is exactly the outcome I desire. I will lead her on and tease her until she takes action herself!

>>23287327
consider not answering the door

>>23287172
A serious threat, that one.

>>23287220
what's wrong with this dog-goat?

Zombies are cuties and shouldnt be bullied

>>23287367
She's leaking, someone has to plug her.

>>23286910
Donkey from shrek got dragon waifu and kids though

>>23287373
i'll go get the cork, now she's gotta show me where she's leaking from

>>23287220
Fuck, that's so hot.

>>23287327
Step one:
>acquire JubJub waifu
Step two:
>answer the door with your waifu perched on your cock with heart pupils
Step three:
>???
Step four:
>profit!!!

>>23287327
I'll politely decline, but offer them fried tofu whenever they visit.

>>23286561
>tfw I’m too dense to be lewded even by the DL herself!

>>23287327
just fuck their grandma lol

>>23287327
Not interested.

>>23287411
Now we're talking

>>23287412
>>23287447
I can appreciate the memes. As someone who usually does these though it's probably better to wait till you have a bunch and throw them in a gallery to avoid people getting snappy

getting your penis pulled out of your pants from behind in public and jerked off by a raiju!

>>23287462
what if a raiju's electricity made her fur/hair go maximum poof every time she used it?

>>23287462
>Raiju
>Tsurara
>Shirohebi

>Loli
>JC
>JK

>Genki
>Kuudere
>Tsundere

Which combinations work best? Each one from each set used once.

>>23286384
Anon they're drunk, you probably look like Fabio to them.

Which I guess would make attractive men look like Super Fabio to them.

>>23287462
My dream. Then she moves to my front and sucks my off as he furiously masturbates.

>>23286370
I see no reason why. They would have no reason to like me in particular in any regard.

>>23286370
i'm not sure how i'd ever encounter a pair of drunk onis

>>23287411
Ah, a patrician of taste.

>>23287510
When are they NOT drunk?

>>23287516
>as he
>he

>>23287447
Cute Manticore.

>>23287462
My dream. Then she moves to my front and sucks my off as she furiously masturbates.

>>23287504
>jc
>jk
what is this

>>23287462
This, but this sandworm instead

>>23287593
>he doesn't know

When doing business in Zipangu, is it better to get a kunoichi or ochimusha bodyguard?

>>23287618

find a big Oni named Yuugi and pay her in Sake

>>23287593
JC = middle school
JK = high school

>>23287618
Ochimusha might be more picky, as they likely will only guard someone they want to protect their whole lives. Kunoichi though may accept a temporary, non-romantic bodyguard position in exchange for pay to their village.

>>23286074
Gonna need a source on this, stat.

>>23287364
gyaru goat is harmless!

>>23287593
>be on /jp/
>ask this question
When did we allow such newfags in here?

>>23287653
>Ochimusha might be more picky
I can write a book about getting rejected, but it got rejected...

>>23287759
I'm sorry.

>>23287759
This is assuming all you wanted was a temporary bodyguard, if you were open to more then I'd say most monsters would accept.

>>23287759
Damn dude

>Shortstack Kikimora onee-san
>Tallflat Kikimora imouto
Choose both.

>>23287814
Okay

>>23287814
I want to live in a small apartment with 3 or 4 unlicensed kiki

>>23287865

>>23287895

>>23287814
tallflat kiki onee-san and flat shog

>>23287850
Maid licensing is such a scam. What's the worst that could happen?

>>23287909
>>23287895
>>23287865
Insatiable and demanding snakes!

>>23287922
>kiki onee-san with a shog imouto
Cute! Switching them around is also great.

Wikifag here. I went ahead and grabbed all the .pdf and .txt from both /monster/ boards. Got a a few dozens of them.
Should I go ahead and grab all the multi-post stories too? Or is there some archive that I've missed that has them?

>>23287966
Might as well grab em just in case. No reason not to have redundancy and you having the greatest and most complete collection is for the best anyway.

>Seton Academy is over
>About to finish Ishuzoku Reviewers that despite being popular is neverever S2

No more anime with MGs in them once more...what am I going to do now, laugh at normies who can't stand being quarantined?

>>23287975
Now that I thought about it, perhaps archiving the threads themselves would be a better idea, since they're basically dead at this point. Plus, it'd probably take less time too. Then, the only question is in which format should I save them?

What is the sex version of "Rip and tear"?

>>23288001
brain eater

>>23287986
Danmachi's monstergirl arc is supposed to get an anime in...July I think? Though we'll see with the plague going on and all

>>23287998
>Threads are basically dead at this point
U wot m8

>>23287998
>since they're basically dead at this point.
https://youtu.be/B8-EVMLfG0w?t=216

>>23288038
8's /monster/ is a ghost town since they moved, so it can be considered dead.

>>23288053
whoops
didn't follow the conversation

>>23288053
>8's /monster/ i
the hell?didn't that place get shut down because of real life shit posting?

>>23288001
>>23288027
>giant naked Demon Loli was in this episode

Nicuu

>>23288053
They moved to smug but yeah. The original is long dead

>>23288077
Yeah. But 8 is back. The content is still there
/Monster/ just moved to a site.

>>23288077
>f real life shit posting
what

>>23288027
I wonder if they'll do volume 12 or just 9 to 11. Best fish doesn't show up till 12.

>>23288027
>Danmachi
NO

>>23288135
Naked dragon girls are naked dragon girls, anon. Beggers can't be choosers.

curiosity killed the cat

>>23288147
I fucking despise mmorpg anime and danmachi is a medley of all the things I despise about mmorpg anime.

>>23288148
Statement: Apathy is death

>>23287327
They’re obviously going for a Religious Victory. Reaffirm you’re belief in your local religion or else they will be closer to victory! Have you considered Denouncing Venice, or Boat Mormonism? I’ve heard Yoloism has pagodas.

>>23288001
Demons are the best!

>>23288228
ill take the one in white

>>23288228
>giantess shit

>>23288148
Do not fear death, you lowly insect.
For until you show me something truly interesting, I will not give you option to die.

>>23288228
>>23288247
Think they'll do the aquariums?

>>23288228
Best birb strikes again!

>>23286817
GOD I want a loli MG to sit_ on my face...!

pic sadly unrelated

>>23288302
DUDE

fuck off, not cool. That's disgusting.

>>23287736
I find it hypocritical that you make this post while misusing greentext, which is a big no-no in actual /jp/ threads.

>>23288302
Shoggy easy on the bath salts!!!

>>23288300
I want Meidri to kill me.

>>23288269
i hope they do some fish stuff so i can get more lewds

>>23288300
Best girl too.

>>23288247
That's not giantess size. Taller than most like their girls here but I'm more concerned about the fat one.
>>23288302
Loli shogs would be cute.

>>23285815

Steve Irwin could've taken care of her no problem. :(

I'm in self-isolation now because my insurance doesn't accept any of the hospitals nearby.
I just wish I could portal over and be healed by a group of cute Familiars.

>>23288312
>implying

>>23288452
I'm in self-isolation because it's a good excuse to not have to leave my house.

>>23288346
>>23288300
>that joke about the dragon becoming a wizard at 30 as a virgin

I'm amazed it's been two threads and this hasn't been posted

>>23288513
thighs too big to be honest with you lads
never was a fun of a pear shape
sneks is where it is at

>>23288494
Straight up fucking Digivolved too.

>>23288513
I thought it was. Thick thighs save lives regardless.

>>23288513
It's pleasant

Isolation has made my urges to fight, drink, and fuck grow to uncontrollable levels. Where do I go to order an oni?

>>23288462
I can't afford not to work.

>>23288593
Work from home

>>23288597
Not qualified anywhere.
Fuck, even places like Walmart and McDonald's had turned me down for being unqualified before all this shit started. I don't even know how I got my job.

>>23288513
To be honest he kind of messed up the proportions on this one, he even said it himself in the next post.

>>23288618
Yeah I'm not really a fan this but I didn't see it in the previous threads so I figured I would post it.

>>23288618
Yeah I'm not really a fan either but I didn't see it in the previous threads so I figured I would post it.
I fucked up the last post so it seemed like I was talking about this picture and not the original

>People talking about isolation
>tfw defense industry
>tfw no Kikimora who's torn between wanting me to stay home and being happy that I'm still working

>>23288001
Mate and Breed

>>23287327
Be careful, anon. One second your letting them in. The next second they are helping themselves to your stash while they take turns using your face as a chair, all the while giggling to themselves about dumb shit and musing about pimping your face out as a deluxe comfy cushion for monster tuckus'

>>23288771
If I'm a good cushion, will they share some of my stash with me?

>>23288103
Shooting

>>23288583

>>23288827
Gonna snug that oni on the bus.
Or I would if social distancing was not demanded.

>>23288771
Stash of what?

>>23288827
Would share a couple of beers and snuggle with her.

How would a Sabertooth MG be like?

>>23288771
Are they vaping?

It's unlikely to repel monsters, but what if a man conceals his face because he's (supposedly) hideously deformed?

>>23288882
Increased chance of phantoms

>>23288878
Constantly at odds with Wolverine MGs.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that golems aren't just made of stone.
Metal, wood, and even ice are options!
And note that flesh golems aren't golems, they're just differently dead and don't let Lich-san tell you otherwise.

>>23288827
Marshmallow cat makes computers nyaaa!

>>23288882
After getting husbandoed, he takes off his mask to see his face fixed and rejuvenated

>>23288980
Nyaapple is a good company.

>>23287327
>>23288771
THEY WILL BE PURIFIED!

>>23288771
Could I go to a fox shrine and volunteer to be used as communal husband?

>>23288939
A strongfat flesh golem called Pudge! I'd hold up her large breasts and call it my "Meat Hook"!

>>23289011
I wish computers still had startup chimes.

Imagine how a rata would look with her tail shaved to the skin

>>23288827
Thankfully access to single men has been declared an essential service

>>23288852
>>23288880
... Weed, anons, I'm talking about weed... Cannabis... Chief Fucking God you guys

>>23289200
Randy Marsh had the best take on weed and I've seen it happen in person.

Which monmusu would be most comfortable sitting on my face?

>>23289208
Anon...

>inb4 imagine the smell

Hey, it's getting late. Humans need sleep, so go do that.

>>23289223
But the paladins wants to party all night!

>>23289216
Reminder that they canonically have a strong body odor

>>23289228
No rest until evil is defeated!

>>23289208
I've never took much of an interest in SP, so I searched for what in the heckin heck you were referencing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pSXV8S-Gw

That cut to the quip, anon, it really did... [blog]I'm clean, I got clean finally, but I miss it a lot, it really helped me imagine that my waifu was real and that the non-existent entity actually loved me. I wasn't advocating it's use or anything, really. I was just making a dumb reference. But I did get fine with being bored, and I am grown up now and I know for a fact that I am not good at anything. Don't dig yourself into a hole, anons, it's not worth it... Unless you've actually reached a point at which you've acomplished something and are able to subsist off of yourself like that. In that case, 420 blaze it with your waifu! But until then, do your best to become someone your waifu can be proud of. Not some pathetic neet who your waifu will weep because you an hero'd before the portals opened[/blog]

>>23289223
I'm pulling an all-nighter, and no amount of energy draining or cuddling will stop me.

>>23289257
Meant to quote >>23289205

>>23289257
Jesus fucking Christ anon, we come here for escapism...

>>23289231
That makes them even better, fren. Remember to let your wife's precious precocious scent fill your mind and permeate your being. Reminder that doing so will make them blush and feel special, especially if they are the kind to have a complex about their "odor".

>>23289208
I'm sure the Pharaoh would love a cute throne.

If not, I hear certain mushrooms are fond of it.

Fuck me man, trying to figure out what to smut write about is like that on Baalbuddy Elf trying to remember how sex works

>>23289286
Fixed that for you friendo

i want to be a kid, i hate being an adult. if i were in MGE, i'd find a way to become a kid forever, but make myself look beautiful like i am now, because i looked like a ugly fat chicken nugget when i was 9.

>>23289311
Try looking at pictures for inspiration. That's what I did.

I'd post what set my muse ablaze but even though the story will contain nothing objectionable, let's just say I doubt people would appreciate the picture itself even though it doesn't contain any odious fetishes.

I'll probably link to it anyway when I post the finished story

>>23289311
Write about traveling companion elf boasting to anon that her sexing skills would put Lilith to shame and error 404 when he asks her to prove it

Assemble an adventure party! Pick 1 monster, then roll 3 times for the others https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
What are the party rolls and what missions do you take?

>>23289389
>thunderbird, elf, will-o-the-wisp, atlach-nacha
i ditch the party before we even leave town

>>23289113
Sure, but if one of the head kitsune decides to take you to be their private boy toy it's not like you get much say in the matter.

I want to live in the Evil version of Winterstown. Or at least on Evil avenue of regular Winterstown.

Snow Harpies, Serial Yeti, Ice Horn, that Dorf that constantly posts online about why people should marry Dorfs, the Anubis banished to a chilly exile, Chillhound, and Snowmander, we'll all be terrible neighbors to one another.

It'll be great.

has pussy cum and eating out a monster been discussed about in the books?

>>23288771

No mofu sluts are allowed in until they have at least 3 tails. If I'm going to risk my liver, I want to at least drown in a lot of fluffy tails first

>>23289423
The town of Frostbite! A dangerous place!

>>23289389
>Cupid that can't hit anything, but is a really good cook and great listener
>Raiju that faints from pleasure as soon as she discharges, and is shameless enough to shlick in front of royalty
>Low level Lilim that talks about how powerful she is because of her lineage the whole fight, and doesn't gain levels because of it
>Battle-scarred High Orc that is the only one that does their job correctly, and is the reason that we complete our missions
>I am the full-time healslut and part-time daki
High Orc would always pick missions that are so easy that nobody does them, but we still struggle to complete it on time or in one piece.

>>23289423
>Ara, trapped out in the cold I see
>Maybe if you beg like a good little human I'll give you a ride to town

>>23289422
Works for me

You never really see Centaurs in latex do you?

>>23289423
>>23289456
>Anon has to put out guideposts that lead from his house toward various locations in town and woods
>Because the local Ice Queen is assblasted when anon said she should go look at her mirror and ask whether she's the fairest in the land
>Now every time he leaves home a fierce blizzard rolls in and engulfs him wherever he goes

Truly a hive of scum and villainy.

>>23289511
Latex is very expensive anon, latex fit for a centaur would cost a fortune.

>>23289511
I never really see Centaurs.

>>23289423
If I make a covenant with a Glacies, will she be able to keep me safe there?

>>23289541
Let's change that.

>>23289550
I don't get it

If Miia has wings, shouldn't she be Sanguinius? And if she is, why are they fighting?

>>23289389
>unicorn
>myconid
>wurm
The wurm carries the team. The unicorn could be a decent healer, but I’m not sure what the myconid could do.

>>23289389
>Sylph, as always, as I would never adventure without the wind on my side.
>Tentacle - a saboteur-style rogue, who interferes with our enemies and obstacles.
>Giant Ant - high-strength for her petite frame warrior, who Sylph-chan and I are training in magic so she can be a proper spellblade. Er, spellshovel.
>Khepri - utility caster who specializes in buffs and debuffs; has a friendly rivalry with the Giant Ant.
>Myself - high-speed spellblade who fights as an elementalist covenanted to my lovely Sylph wife.

We do quests for fledgling kingdoms and border territories. This is out of knowledge of a reliable source of income, a desire to see justice brought to the world, and a long-term power grab for establishing territory.
Somehow, I got monsters I like quite a bit on all three rolls. I know for a fact I'm no monogamyfag, but I don't have any waifus established beyond my Sylph. Giant Ants and Khepri are two of the species that I, at the very least, think about a lot.

>>23289550
Bicorn and Nightmare are my favorite equine mamono.

>>23289575
There is an absolutely criminal lack of Bicorn art out there.

>>23289389
I pick my wife (Dragon)
The others are
>Karakasa-Obake
>Ocelomeh
>Hobgoblin
Okay then. We are going to plunder and pillage to increase my wife's hoard.
Also the umbrella girl will keep the Ocelomeh nice and dry during rain, making them best friends.

How would your waifu react when you want lots of kids?

>>23289597
With patience. Her kind breed slowly.

>>23289597
It's a subject we're in agreement on (yes), but awareness of the fact that it won't be until much later. As it is, she's not yet "evolved" into a Dark Sylph, and she can't have babies until then.

If you had to. What Monster Knight would you squire to? And why is it a Minotaur Knight?

>>23289616
A Valkyrie, of course. They can maintain a pristine feminine elegance without sacrificing strength, and make natural mentors.
And watching her slowly fall to corruption from our illicit relationship will be so satisfying.

>>23289616
Because the mastery of the preparation of meat is that which is best is life

And she looks like she eats a lot

>>23289616
I'll be a squire to a fine lady like Ms. Succabutt and hope I can be as cool as her!

>>23289621
It's gone straight to her thighs, not that you'd tell her to her face.

Remember anon, some law related coursework goes a long way.

>>23289208
Fairy

>>23289629
Don't know if I could out-do a Demon when it comes to contract law.

I can vividly imagine a Familiar cuddling me right now. Is this how waifufags feel?

>>23289597

>"What? You only want five?"

>>23289597
My queen has a kingdom to rebuild so of course we're going to need a few dozen administrators to help us!

>>23289616
We're going to need the breastplate stretcher for this...

>>23289740
>'Anon'? Gods what a stupid name...

>be anon
>woke up earlier than usual
>figure I could surprise my wife with a nice breakfast before going to work
>go to the kitchen and find her already there cooking something for herself
>except her hair is cut and dyed different
>and she's wearing thick-rimmed glasses
>"Oh hey anon!"
>I have a bad feeling about this
>"I'm just making some gluten-free toast and avacado. Want any?"
>"Uh, sure, but I always see you eating eggs of some sort unless you're in a hurry."
>"Oh, anon! You know I don't eat babies!"
>what the fuck is she saying? what self-respecting snek would turn down eggs for breakfast?
>you go to fetch some utensils and to get a closer look at her, but something is wrong. very wrong!
>she has legs!
>"Honey, where is your tail?"
>"What tail? You think I would let the patriarchy pressure me into being a fucktoy?
>"Y-you're scaring me! What is going on?"
>"Don't you remember? We were going to get together with some friends. We agreed to expand on our relationship."
>"What are you talking about?"
>before she could say what I feared, I bolted awake in cold sweat

>it was still nighttime
>but I was alone in bed
>is this another nightmare
>I'm hesitant to find out, but I gotta make sure
>the light in the bathroom was on
>I know she likes to take warm baths often
>I knock on the door, and she gives me permission to enter
>slowly I pushed the door open, still worried if it all changed
>it was just as I feared
>I saw her in the tub, only she was washing a leg!
>my brain shut down in despair
>it was all over, all of it was a lie

>my vision returned several seconds later
>I was in her lap. it was wetter than what i was used to, but it felt relieving
>she still had her coils, and her hair hasn't changed
>"Darling? What happened to you? Did something get you sick?"
>"W-where was your leg?"
>"Oh, this?"
>she pulled out a mannequin leg
>"I was curious as to how people with legs washed. I figured you'd get weirded out, but not go into shock over it!"
>"An unthinkable nightmare occurred. I'd rather not dwell on it."
>"Don't worry about any of it. We've grown out of that hateful past. I know we will always love each other faithfully."
>I wanted to think about if I could've ever found happiness with our alternative fates that sprung up in my dreams
>but the horrible memories of desperation and anger faded away in her embrace
>as long as we have each other as unbroken souls, it'll take more than a crummy dream to break us

Social distancing sucks ass. Got bored and wrote a ghost story. Tell me how I did.

>>23289787
Dreams are weird. Last night I had one where a gorilla threw a rock at me at the mall.

>>23286280
What's that jinko planning?

>>23289851
Planning to get captured by Automa-nee!

>>23289917
>Gao?

>>23289917
>Jinko sees master shota anon
>Goes full shotacon smug cat

>>23289955
She's gonna get domesticated.

>>23289977
They're all smug until they get a taste of the shota snug.

>>23289917
>>23289986
Like to see Automaton-san try the same gig with Sandworm-chan

>>23290005
>master wishes to play with bugs

>>23290013
>Master said he needs worms for his garden composter

being made to cum inside an ocelomeh

>>23285694
Simp to a E-Monstergirl?

>>23290056
I am not going to submit to a Mexican cat

>>23290085
You'll submit to her choke holds taught by the legendary big boss.

>>23290117
Never!

>>23290142
That is what many say before the fulton.

>>23290085
i was literally made to be a slut for a mexican cat

>Imagine your tender, young aetheric corpus being taken postmortem into her true maw... Her cosmic tongue playing with your soul-flesh-body, bouncing you to and fro, swishing you back and forth. In Her time, it is mere precious moments, yet as you perceive it your aetheric flesh will be tenderly caressed by her loving maw for an eternity... before it is not so tenderly, yet oh so lovingly ripped asunder by Her innumerable, beautiful razor-sharp teeth. This too, of course, seems to her as fleeting precious moments, yet to you it is another eternity. An eternity of pleasure-pain as your soul-blood mixes with Her cosmic saliva. Until one final eternity passes for you, as lay in uncountable pieces within Her great belly, as she lays under darkened light with black stars, where silent winds howl and no light treads, where onyx thoughts lie under dead suns, where She, within the tomb of Her flesh, holds you close and loves you still...

Some anon on /x/ posted this in some schizo, just thought I'd share. I know, I know, vore bad.

I was the anon, plsnobully

>>23290211
Pretty autistic fampai

>>23290211
HA HA NERD

Now that the next comiket is cancelled, would she vent her frustration by repeatedly draining her husband?

What do kakuens mean when they say they want my banana? Cause I’m not sharing it they’re my favorite fruit next to clementines, on the side note how come barometzes are always offering to change my favorite fruit if I try some of theirs?

>>23290211
>Would you like Shog eggs and ham?
>Would you like them on a tram?

>>23289697
Pretty much. I always imagine her cuddling me when I'm in bed.

>>23290262

they want that potassium

>>23289597
>"While most youkai aren't generally born through sexual reproduction, it can be assumed that it's possible for both half-youkai and full-blooded youkai to be born that way."

>>23290262
Give her the banana split.

I need to stop cooming to these temptresses

>>23290448
No! Cum more!

>>23290539
I wanna lewd that slime.

I had a wonderful dream of sea creatures last night.

>>23290539
>No! Cum more!
Fuck, how does she know my weakness?

>>23290759
I haven't dreamed about my waifu in a while but I daydream about her fat tail and the ass under it

So how would MGE Doom Eternal look?
A hero running between the girls he tires out and rapidly having a rough grope and ripping off their bras and panties as they collapse in excitement?

>>23291012
Ever played H-Doom? Like that but with doom eternal.

>>23289597
Cheshire laughs and calls me a pervert and is about to go back to gaming when the Jinko, with a slightly crazed look in her eye, slams down a tray of fertility boosters and claims she's ready.

monsterizing 2hus