/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i'm a bumblebee
bzzz bzzz
heading straight for yuuka's flowerbed

>>23286718
trust me anon, it best not to leave any child near her

>>23286718
the fandom skewed my perception of her, what’s her canon personality like again?

>>23286761

>>23286761
mummy with stinky feet

>>23286761
A very violence women

>>23286761
once a genocidal maniac who gave no shit, now just a strange old lady hanging around in a flower field bullying fairies for fun

>>23286761
Murder waifu prime early on
Now just an isolationist gardener
Hippity hoppity stay off her property and you'll be fine

>>23286744
Leaving a kid with her will probably go wrong
This is why you put a kid in her instead
She wouldn't hurt her own blood

>>23286761
She used to be an unrivaled mass murderer until Reimu came along. They competed for a bit but Reimu proved more cold and ruthless, so now Yuuka allows the new generation to do most of the work.

>>23287154
You won't live long enough to put a kid in her and I'm sure she won't want to have a half-human child.

Wonderfull flower

>>23287192
Maybe yes, maybe no
She has lived a very long time, and might be bored enough to be interested if an intelligent botanist comes by her lair

>>23287476
Fine point, Try your best not drying, I wish you good luck anon.

>>23287497
>drying
oh I'll be doing the opposite in her loins if you catch my drift

>>23287556
I see what you mean, now go and have some fun.

I think I'm one of the few that views Yuuka as a nee-san instead of a mom.

>>23287586
why nee-san? she's very clearly an old lady

>>23287665
She's not, she's energetic young woman.

>>23287717
maybe in the pc-98 era lol

>>23287723
Extremely rude!

>>23287766
old! OLD! Medicine could be her grandchild!

Yuuka's cute yummy stinky feet!

Also reminder that Yuuka has a cute big butt and she likes to bend over to remind you how big and slappable it is!

>>23287855
She is immortal
Her youthful fertility is everlasting

>>23288009
Yuuka is a treasure
and I want to plunder her like one too

Yuuka is Reimu's mother.
I have proof but if I show it to you ZUN will ki

>>23286761
>>23286799
Yuuka would never commit genocide. Not because she has any qualms about it or because she's too weak for it, but simply because it'd get boring real quick. She just threatened to kill all of Shinki's children in order to make her cry.

>>23286811
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>>23287134
so she's still an ultra sadist, or the cranky old granny that tells kids to get off her lawn? would she beat up a lost child that accidentally steps on her sunflowers?

>>23292498
She would eat said child for the sake of doing so, let alone for harming her flowers
She is still youkai

There is a criminal lack of good quality pregnant Yuuka images.

>>23296564
Yuuka is a /fit/hu

>>23286761
Is that guy who banter with black humour nochalantly and it can do a big part of said things if goes south but normally lives peacefully, has gardering as an hobby and surpricely well versed due her frequent travels in the past

>>23291307
Let me guess, mima is marisa's mom too

>>23291860
she is not happy day

>>23286761
happy day

>>23288009
Stinky feet but what about her armpits?

Tell me anon, are you willing to risk your life, just to get near her?

>>23286718
nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhuNb0XtRhQ

>>23286718
the best yuuka is more yuuka

>>23286718
Me on the top left

would my dna

>>23288009
>>23286801
>>23286761

>>23367621
Footfags should be given medals of honour.

>>23367621
That looks painful.

>>23410498
One more, she keeps saying.

I often fantasize of the odor of Yuuka's feet.

Am I alone in this?

>>23429419
Send me one of your daughters.

>>23429419
Wake up then.

>>23439740
>"If Anon won't clean his hands, then I'll have to remove those hands."

>>23439740
is this a fumo I can buy or is it custom-made?

>>23439884
She is an official fumo.

>>23425035
Not at all, I am torn on whether her feet would naturally develop the rancid, cheesy vinegary-like odor commonly described in poorly ventilated, active feet or a more earth-like base from her role of botanical manipulation. Yuuka's low-cut shoes would all but guarantee dirt, moss, and bugs being smushed between her stockings, soles, and toes. What kind of aroma would develop thereafter has been the basis of more personal daydreams than i would like to admit...

>>23440995
Fucking smellfaggots. Go die from the coronavirus.

>>23446815
>Go die from the coronavirus
Please don't wish something that definitely can materialize. Ironically, my lungs aren't too great and although I get ill very rarely, when it happens, it always ends up being a notable experience.