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Hey 4chan, american popstar norman reedus here.
Lately i have been eating a lot and fighting with my girlfriend, because i keep trying to eat my cat.
but it's like, Bitch, i HAVE TO eat, were in quarantine nigga!
and then the bitch is like, Just don't eat the fucking cat norman!
and im like, Were out of pizza rolls nigga!
and then the bitch is like, Just please don't eat the cat norman.
I refuse.
i know this may seem like kind of a furry thing to say, but i need to taste that tender flesh, that kitty's asshole you know?
so i eat the fucking cat...and the bitch tries to SAVE THE FUCKING CAT!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
IM STARVING FOR A GOOD FUCKING MEAL NIGGA!
So i grab the bitch by her hair and punch her and over right? and she fucking CRIES. CRIES and then calls the cops for animal and human abuse. like...What the fuck man...You know? like, im norman fucking reedus!
you can't defy my needs of eating ONE fucking cat.
Just fucking ONE
what a fucking bitch, ever since then i have been dealing with depression and eating a lot.
can someone give me any advice?

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