/jp/ - Otaku Culture

BOOOOOOO!

S'up?

God damn it.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

I wish I could hate you to death

>:/

>>2326177

Fuck...

I became a great sword too, and I just had to BURN

I don't get it. Is it like a BAD joke? or is it a Nii-san joke?

>>2326368
It's a pretty terrible joke.

0/10

Take your shitty american pun away from here

>>2326368
It's a bad Niisan joke.

>>2326368
It's a bad joke and you should feel bad for laughing at it.

Of course, I lol'ed too...

>>2326383
I didn't laugh because I didn't get it.....

>>2326400
The sword's name is Gram...

wat

Well done.

>>2326177

>Gilgamesh
GIRUGAMESH

>>2326668

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

>GIRUGAMESH

>:(

>>2326486
oh now i get it lol

Puns are bad.

I lol'd

>>2326177

>>2329674
GIRUGAMESH

>>2326668
>>2329680
It took you guys that long to post that?

>>2329674
I love the look on Gil's face there. It's like "OMG WHAT ARE MOMMY AND DADDY DOING" and on him that face is hilarious.

I don't get it.

did somebody just say GEROOGAMESH?

>>2331684
I'm not surprised.

>>2329674

IT'S GIRUGAMESH TIME!

I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. "Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves." "I love Japan period," said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation. "Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something. "Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with one massive, pudgy digit.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIMAY!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him. "AND GAYBMLABNGN" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

"Or DDR," says a man quite plainly. "Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next. "SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, her unduous bulk barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!" "HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON GIKI MAAAAAA" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.

>>2331704
Oh god, I actually laughed

>>2331684
The pun is that Gilgamesh can summon the sword, Gram, to pretty much wherever he is - thus it can be considered a sort of teleportation. So if he TELEports the sword GRAM to him, it's a TELE-GRAM.

And if you don't know what a Telegram is to get the OTHER side of the pun, that's just sad.

Slut.

>>2331729
> "SAKURA-CON GIKI MAAAAAA"

It's "Sakura-con Ikimaaaaasu" goddammit

>>2331720
>>2331729
quite possibly the best rendition I've read thus far.