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Yukari.

Second choice either Kaguya or Mokou.

Sanae, so I could fuck a bunch of random men everyday.

>>2317050
Thread over/

In before everybody says Yukari.

marisa ze!

Just fly around and be completely carefree.

Suika, so I would never have to be ronery again. ;_;

Flandre, so I could always llive in my basement... oh wait, thats what I'm doing right now.

Kaguya. NEET, hang out with Tewi and Reisen, what more could you want?

Yukari.

I'd be the most beautiful in all the land, and I would live a carefree life of fun.

Kaguya or Mokou.

I can't decide.

Alternatives...
Tenshi, Komachi, Shikieiki.

Keine, so I could erase "what touhou would you be/marry/fuck" threads from history.

Remilia, so I can rape the maid.

I'd be Nitori so I could steal people's shirikodama.

I hold all of you in the highest contempt.

Kaguya. The only thing I can say I truly fear is death.

>>2317123

Well, now, instead of death, you gen an infinity of pain.

Well, no, Kaguya's power of Eternity means she can put herself in a frozen world forever.

>>2317128
Or make anything (pain, lives, battles between mokou) an instant.

i would be gay

>>2317128
With the many aeons pain becomes blunt. Death is the end, nothing lies beyond it.

>>2317139
?

Tenshi. She's basically immortal, has immense power, resides in something akin to heaven, and does what she pleases.

Or Yukari. She's also powerful and has hax, though she isn't quite immortal, and she seems to sleep a helluva lot so I'm afraid of a hidden downside.

>>2317143

>Death is the end, nothing lies beyond it.

...

>>2317128

Kaguya can control the power of eternity though.

Which means she can ensure that ordinary life can continue for eternity.

No heat death of the universe in Gensokyo, folks.

>>2317170

Nothing says Yukari isn't immortal. She's not Kaguya-style immortal (no damage can kill her), but nothing says she wouldn't live forever if left to her own devices.

And I suspect it would be rather difficult to physically kill as well.

>>2317176

It's best not to fuck with the natural world on such a scale.

Reimu would never allow it, at any rate.

>>2317174

>>2317189
But nothing says she's immortal. she's 1200+ years old, sure but she's a youkai, it doesn't mean she's immortal.

>>2317195

She can manipulate the boundary between life and death.

I'm pretty sure that ensures immortality as long as she wants it.

Aya.

I don't want to mess with time nor space. I just want a normal life and the freedom to go where I want, do what I want and fight whom I want. Something I really don't have in this neverending circle of routine that my life has become.

Yukari with a huge cock. /thread

>>2317202
>I WANT TO BE A SLUT

>>2317199
Just because they don't describe the limits or costs of her powers, doesn't mean there aren't any. She MIGHT be able to achieve immortality...at some cost. On the other hand, Tenshi already has immortality set up.

Where did the whole thing about youkai sleeping more as they grow older come from?

>>2317174
The prospect of being judged by a delicious judge isn't going to make me any more positive about the possibility of dying.

There was no stipulation in the OP that we'd be in Gensokyo. We could just be gaining powers and physical body of the Touhou in question. I happen to like Kaguya, and immortality is a huge benefit. Even if we also get Gensokyo, being Kaguya will get you an easy lifestyle.

There's no downside to choosing Kaguya. It's win-win no matter the nature of the choice.

>>2317128
>Well, no, Kaguya's power of Eternity means she can put herself in a frozen world forever.
Kaguya is Ushio in the other world. Prove me wrong.

>>2317210
Yukari is old. She also sleeps a lot (most of the time). I assume that's where it comes from.

>>2317210
>As youkai live longer, they become less active.
Yuka's PMiSS. If it's true, then Yukari sleeping all the time is a bit worrying. It's not specified if the inactivity is done out of necessity or simply due to a change in personality as time goes by.

>>2317213
Delicious NEETO

>>2317220
Yukari is still pretty active, the events in SSiB or SWR are proof.

>>2317237
Generally speaking, Yukari is mostly active from midnight till about dawn. So roughly 6 or 7 hours. Rest of the time is typically spent sleeping.

>>2317237
Well, it depends if you view them as the occasional event where Yukari intervenes, or if she actively does things like this regularly.

>>2317247
>>2317237
>>2317220
I like to think she's going to die soon, because I like to wallow in my own tears.

I would spend my time in a bucket smoking weed and being antisocial.

>>2317247
No, these events happen like once a year. But still, she is causing ruckus once in a while. Maybe she is not as active as say, Cirno, but I don't see her falling to obscurity or dying anytime soon. I hope. ;_;

Suwako.

>>2317055
>Sanae, so I could fuck a bunch of random men everyday
Yukari is a stereotypical American babe. Men would flock to you if you had her face/body.

>>2317060
>marisa ze!
Yukari can say ze too. Hell, anybody could say ze you fucking moron. What a shitty response...

>>2317061
>Just fly around and be completely carefree.
Yukari has so much hax that she's able to fly with an umbrella. Why just fly when you can fly with style. Hell, every bloody Touhou can fly you fucktard. Are you just saying things because you're bored, or are you forcing yourself to participate in this bland conversation?

>>2317064
>Flandre, so I could always llive in my basement... oh wait, thats what I'm doing right now.
See the above you sorry excuse for human flesh. Anybody can sleep in basements.

>>2317065
>Kaguya. NEET, hang out with Tewi and Reisen, what more could you want?
See the above. Disregard that just leave. You got your 5 seconds of a witty response to your apathetic reply now buzz off.

>>2317072
>I'd be the most beautiful in all the land, and I would live a carefree life of fun.
I don't even know who the fuck that is. Never heard of her. Fuck off with your deviantart level picture.

Starting now whoever doesn't choose Yukari gets reported. Yukari's hax is arguably better than the goddamn Flash. She has more hax than every Touhou combined. She doesn't even need to fight, one second you're throwing a knife at her and the next thing you know - Boom! The knife just went through your neck. I heard of the goddamn Batman before but nothing comes close to the goddamn Yukari. I give up. There's no getting through to you guys. I'm returning to somethingawful.

I had a really bad day. By the way, does anybody have a link to the Flash copypasta.

>>2317263
>Star Sapphire
>I don't even know who the fuck that is.

I almost fell for your troll, and then I read this.

>>2317263
Take it easy, bro.

>>2317260


Cirno is small-time compared to Yukari. Freezing frogs and tossing them at unwitting passersby just doesn't match up to turning night into noon and turning people inside out.

>>2317268
>>2317271
Failed the sarcasm exam.

Mokou. I like life, but hate people. Being alone for eternity and not talking to anybody, I think, would be really enjoyable. Yes, even forever.

Fire is also a plus.

id love to be sakuya, being young forever, extremely deadly, able to control space and time, and ultra cute sounds awesome. or remilia.

>>2317324
Canonically, Mokou really isn't like that. She may not get much words in when talking with others, but it's silly to say that she doesn't enjoy the presence of others.

>>2317448

>Canonically, Mokou really isn't like that.

Sentences such as these are thread killers.

>>2317469
It's not like this thread could fall lower.

>>2317482

Factual. Trying to save it now would be like bailing out a sinking ship with a ladle.

>>2317493
It worked for the Titanic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

>>2317157
this guy right here.

>>2317515

Was that before or after the rapping dog? ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8_7GX0zCg )

>> Hey /jp/, if you could BE a touhou, which would you choose?

Remilia. Cute vampire loli.

Easy one.

Suika so i could get wasted everyday or Kaguya so i could continue my lifestyle but as a hot princess.

Maybe Reimu if she wasn't poor

Kaguya so I could be a NEET and have Eirin, Reisen and Tewi at least nominally under my control. Alternatively, Keine for the hat.

the busty one.

Mokou probably, fire powers + immortality pretty good power level to.

>>2318947
>>2317095
This. And I'd also do Patchouli.

The hun from that one comic. He was awesome.

Ran

So I can have CHEEEEEN

>>2318967

Oh, also delicious hatesex with Mokou.

Parsee same personality, better body.

It doesn't matter what kind of loli I am as long as I can befriend all Touhous with my danmaku.

Marisa
Fly around the cool, old fashioned way, use Master Spark, knock people over with my flashy grin, and my harem would also be one of the biggest in Gensokyo.
The only thing I'd lack is a yokai lifespan but with a little time that may change.

I try my best. Really.

Reimu. Because Reimu.

>>2319085
I'd rather be anybody but Reimu....

One word-- Pitjobs.

>>2319092
Yeah, I agree. Even being flat and getting raped would be better.

Marisa Kirisame

Chen because well CHEEEENNN

Ran, so I can have Chen nearby to love and spoil.

Kogasa. Though if I was to be an object spirit, the object wouldn't be an umbrella.

You're now imagining a fleshlight tsukumogami. Manually.

Orin, because I want to be a four-eared catgirl that wishes for people to be of good cheer.

Marisa, so I could play with Flandre and not die.

Just like in real life

Daiyousei.

Getting raped by Eirin and Sakuya aside, I'd get to be Cirno's BFF and hang out with Chen, Mystia, Wriggle, and Rumia all the time. :3

Iku, so I can shock people with my disco skill.

Daiyousei.

Getting raped by Eirin and Sakuya aside, I'd get to be Cirno's BFF and hang out with Chen, Mystia, Wriggle, and Rumia all the time. :3

Flandre.
So I can rape, torture and kill >>2320432.

Wriggle.
That means I get to polinate Yuka every day.

Shinki.

Cirno is pretty cool.

>>2320397
And stick vibrators up your ass?

Reimu or Marisa.
Because those are the strongest touhous.

>>2321639
Reimu is a mere human, how can she be a strong toho?

>>2321639
Marisa is a mere human, how can she be a strong toho?

>>2321639
Everyone else is a youkai, or in thrall to one; how can they truly be strong tohos?

>>2321761
derp, i meant Reimu

>>2321769
Because they beat them in danmaku. That's what really counts around these parts.

I want to be Tewi, the greatest troll in the history of Gensokyo.

>>2321769
Is there a larger version of this?

I'd pick Remi. I'd love to spend the rest of my life in a childhood that actually has some possibility of being fun, never have to worry about money, I'd be surrounded by loyal friends and servants..

I could spend my immortal years doing moe things, learning to play the violin, politely sipping tea while chatting with Sakuya about the weather. It wouldn't matter that most of Gensokyo didn't like me-- they'd at least pretend to just to come to my fuckawesome parties, and I'd have people who were devoted to me close anyway.

>>2321958
>I want to be Tewi, the greatest troll in the history of Gensokyo.
Did you mean Yukari?

Ran, because of CHEEEEEEEEEEN

Remi.

Fatehax and an awesomely frilly dress.

Sakuya is a definite plus.

I would be myon

>>2322603

>>2322609
Uhum, I see... Please continue.

>>2322616
myon drinking from a orange bowl