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What would I get out of that?

You disgusting sick fuck.

I want a girl to swallow my cum.

>>2320157
100

i've thought about it
but i get too nervous and just can't do it

Every time I fap. Easiest cleanup method for the highly flexible.

I dont fap.

>>2320167

Flexibility has nothing to do with it, you just milk it into a ring with your thumb and index finger, then down the hatch.

>>2320167
The easiest cleanup method would be to jizz on a tissue or something like that, instead jizzing all over the place.

I only do it for spontaneous faps where I didn't prepare a tissue.

>>2320166

Same

Research has suggested that semen may have anti-depressant properties. In studies, women who did not use condoms but instead absorbed semen vaginally sustained a better mood. Research has not demonstrated that the semen is the cause or simple correlates with the ultimate cause of the difference in mood between women who use condoms and those that do not.

>>2320167
The easiest cleanup method would be to jizz on a tissue or something like that, instead of jizzing all over the place.

I wash it off with the sink.
No way I'd let something so foul anyway near my mouth.

I did it once or twice. My semen has a weird taste.

i jizz on my shower towels and continue to dry myself with them even though they're crusty and horrible

hey, atleast it doesn't make mess elsewhere

>>2320185
Joke's on you, I barely come enough for it to come out.
And I don't even fap that much.

I've never tasted my own semen.

I wonder if its just a pure coincidence but there is a similar thread on /a/, but its about sucking your own dick and swallowing

>>2320217
incompetent

I've tasted a couple of guy's semen, its just like salt water. Do you guys actually taste your own though?

>>2320228

Get out of here, FAG.

>>2320224
>impotent
Fixed that for you.

>>2320213
I thought I was the only one.

Are you a bad enough dude to make your mother wash them for you, though?

>>2320184

lmao, talk about correlation does not imply causation.

>>2320236
I'm actually a girl. But whatever.

>>2320242
Slut whore skank. I hope you die of some VD.

>>2320242
>girl.
>/jp/
>4chan
>internet

Thread ruined by attention whoring

>>2320237
i wasn't referring to the amount of semen you produce

you are incompetent ( ´ ▽ ` )

>>2320242

If you actually are a girl, your male companions are doing it wrong. Watery semen is a sign of weakness. Thick, sticky semen is far more delicious, and tastes nothing like salt water. I became a vegetarian for no reason other than to improve the taste and consistency of my own semen.

>>2320251
Your tears make my penis even harder.

>>2320258
>I became a vegetarian for no reason other than to improve the taste and consistency of my own semen.
What?

>>2320258
Fascinating.

>>2320258

That's... horrifying. And yet, somehow admirable.

>>2320238
nay, i don't live with my parents

when i was in my teens i'd cum somewhere visible on the bedsheets so my mom would notice it later on though, seeing her face turn pale when stripping the bed was hilarious
>>2320242
urfdurf

>>2320258
Just so you know, I don't eat vegetables and my sperm is still thick and sticky.

>>2320185
I can jizz directly into my own mouth.

>>2320258
Is this like eating more fruit? That would probably help for my health as well.

>>2320273
That's a frightening skill.

>>2320272

But not as thick as it could be, and the taste is far less sweet.

>>2320278
Do you expect me to eat my own cum?

Fuck. What the shit is wrong with you people?

>>2320267
>i'd cum somewhere visible on the bedsheets so my mom would notice it later on though, seeing her face turn pale when stripping the bed was hilarious
She'd taste your dried up semen before she put your sheets in the washing machine.

Do you still find it hilarious?

>>2320184
I'm pretty sure this is just a psychological thing. If you think of reproduction as the second most important instinctual task (after survival), it makes a lot of sense that it would have noticeable mental effects on you if you gave your body the illusion that you performed this task. If you think of the more important survival task, you should certainly notice differences in your mood depending on well you are performing this task.

tl;dr: The pleasure of being cummed inside.

/jp/, Semen and you

>>2320258

Who told you this?

>>2320228
Subtle, can be interpreted in various ways.
Can work.

I cum on my chest and let it dry.
Girls find the scent very pleasing.

I used to like the idea of sucking dicks till I actually tasted semen.

>>2320228

I thought it would have been more creamy.

>>2320295
And? Go on. Tell us about your first experience and what it tasted like.

>>2320295
Way too many slutty girls in this thread.

Get out.

This is truly a wondrous and pleasing thread to read. I could not have asked for a better specimen of quality posting from Anon. Indeed, this thread showcases his(or her)ability to come up with original, wholesome topics that everyone can collaborate one.

And now I know whether Anon spits or swallows. An added bonus, I shouldn't wonder.

>>2320306
You don't have to be a girl to suck cocks

>>2320307
Could you at least put sage in your e-mail field when posting in such threads?

>>2320307
Shut up and show us more of your lecherous body, slut.

>>2320309

Can we get on with the swallowing please, I'm not quite done yet.

I FLIPPED TO A THREAD ON /jp/ AND I JUST

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

My semen tastes alright.
Sometimes after i'm done fapping and there is a bit on my finger, I'll just lick it off.
It doesn't mean I'm gay or anything..

>>2320313

Yes, because that would be -so- useful in comparison to the scores of Anons replying without sage and continually bumping the topic.

>>2320314

My head is killing me, Anon. Not today.

>>2320316
Sucking dicks isn't gay, it's a manly brotherly activity.

>>2320334
Take some pills, I hate to see you in a hurt state. :3

My semen smells and tastes sweet/salty. I eat lots of carbohydrates and meat with a lacking amount of vegetables. It is thick, creamy and sticky. Please post your diet and semen composure so that I might compare dietary impact on the matter.

>>2320336

Who hasn't sucked a few dicks here and there?

I'm not really opposed to tasting it. But it leaves a bad aftertaste, which I don't appreciate at all. And when I'm done fapping, I want to take it easy, and I can't really do that if I have a bad aftertaste in my mouth.

But now I'm tempted to start saving up and freezing it down, so I can try it at a time when I'm aroused enough to appreciate it.

>>2320334
>because that would be -so- useful in comparison to the scores of Anons replying without sage
God, that's the most stupid excuse for, well, everything. 'I'm not gonna do it because no one else is, either.' Scum like you is the reason society went to shit.
Oh wait, I forgot I'm still in /jp/. Nevermind.

ITT 4chan at its finest.

>>2320376
Fascinating.

I do not intentionally ingest my own semen, but sometimes, when I'm sucking my cock, my load goes down my throat before I can spit it out. It's not the worst thing in the world, but I'd prefer against it.

>>2320381
Isn't it?

This thread has shown me once again that normalfags are what make this board mundane. Superb, albeit misplaced thread. Would read again. 8/10

>>2320409
I learned things about Anonymous I wish I had never known. Oh the humanity.

>>2320409
There are normalfags and then there are just fags.

Swallowing your own semen is as gay as it gets outside of male intercourse.

>>2320431

It's coming from your body just think of it the same as swallowing of spit

>>2320409
>>2320418
This thread hasn't taught me anything new.

>>2320439
That's a terrible analogy, spit is always in your mouth and it's completely natural to swallow it.

Semen's ejected from your penis and obviously isn't meant to be swallowed.

Y'know what? Let's archive this little thread, it's a wondrous one indeed.

How the hell did this thread escape the wrath of both the reportfags and the janitors for so long?

>>2320384
So how do you suck your own cock?

>>2320478

Because they're all enjoying themselves.

>>2320451
>it's completely natural to swallow it.
No, it's not. You know those tough guys who hang around in backalleys and spit on the ground all the time? They do that because they're not fagggots like you who swallow their own spit. Faggot.

When I get really horny, I sometimes think about how hot it would be to drink my own semen. I've done it a few times. Like once I filled a shot glass with my jizz and then gulped it down. Didn't really taste like anything. But usually once I cum I'm not horny enough to still want to drink it. But if I end up splattering my own face (which is pretty common since I always shoot a lot, and shoot it pretty far) I'll at least lick it off my lips. But moreso than tasting it, it feels kinda sexy having it drip down my nose and cheeks and chin.

>>2320163
I want a girl to swallow my cum.

>>2320489

I find those people to be mongrels. It's vulgar, unsanitary, and not the least bit "tough."

>>2320478
because the reportfags only report slightly off-topic threads that are actually decent, and the janitor(s) delete(s) threads at random

>>2320490
I just had an erection.

>>2320490
I just imagined the stereotypical fat NEET in such a pose.. Oh god.
...
*fap fap*

thinking about it every time I fap, but when I'm close to cumming it doesn't feel like a good idea suddenly
and if I do it I always think "why the hell did I do it" afterwards

Only thing that would make this thread better is gay porn, oh wait...

>>2320489
Get out normalfag

>>2320163
>>2320492
I want a guy who will let me swallow his cum.

Thanks to this thread, I finally came to terms with the fact that I am impotent, now, not only am I a virgin, I also have a reason to avoid having sex.

420 smoke dicks every day

>>2320492
I want to swallow a girl's cum.

I only ever swallowed my own cum once. It wasn't very nice at all.

How the fuck can you all shot semen inside your mouth? I cant do it.

>Hey /jp/, how many times a week do you ingest your own semen?
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jesus christ /jp/, dont you look at yourself in the mirror anymore

I want a girl who will make me swallow my own cum.

When I was ~16 I tasted some off my stomach, it wasn't nice but at the same time it wasn't bad, that was mainly just to know what it tasted like.

Some 6 years later I'd forgotten so I took a plastic cup with me and ejaculated into that. Shit fucking tasted awful, I spat that.

Since then I've occasionally given myself a blowjob, whenever that happens I always swallow. I don't really mind the taste, however the sore back afterwards isn't worth it.

>>2320550
What? But I ingest my semen while looking at myself in the mirror.

I want to be the cum.

>Hey /jp/, how many times a week do you ingest your own semen?

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Jesus christ /jp/

>>2320555
A true man would never need a woman to make him to do that.

The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

>>2320550
I'm >>2320557. When auto-fellating myself I keep a hand mirror near by. I can't really see the computer screen in that position so I have to make do watching myself in the mirror. It's pretty hot.

>>2320570
I want a woman to peg me, fortunately I'm man enough to have bought myself a dildo and pegged myself.

>>2320573
Get a laptop.

I worry for /jp/'s future, I really do.

This thread is so fucking gay, I can't describe it with words.

>>2320565
slowpoke

>>2320577
Get a horse.

>>2320577
Same here, same here. We don't need useless women to anally violate us, we can do it perfectly fine on our own!

This thread makes me worry about you /jp/,

>>2320602
Report it for the good of all humanity.

>>2320541
Picture related, I'd suggest on your bed with your head near a wall so you can't roll over yourself and snap your neck.

>>2320615
That would be an amusing death.