/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not in the least, welcome to the club.

Don't worry, I'll be 22 soon and I'm pretty sure I will be a virgin after that too.

I'm 21 and a virgin too.

I stopped caring a long time ago actually.

O-oh hi! I'm 20, virgin.

Well, I'm 18 virgin..

A guy gave me a blowjob once, am I still a virgin?

21 and a virgin here. I'd rather not have sex because I don't trust birth control and I really don't want to be a father.

>>2319417
sauce?

22 in a few days and not a virgin. Still pretty miserable.

I'm 18 and not a virgin. Do I get kicked out of the club now?

>>2319453
Koe de Oshigoto!

>>2319417
Don't worry you will have your happy ending, resting in peace after a suicide...

25 here, bitches.

In b4 30+ year old guys show up.

>>2319457
HAHAHA!! Then let's make a non-virgin club! Since the virgin club is fool of loosers..

Losing your virginity does not make your life any better, I promise.

22 and counting.
You stop caring about it after a while. Sexual gratification is overrated anyway, there are far more satisfying time sinks available that provide the same level of chemical reactions.

>>2319455
>>2319457
>>2319471

>>2319417

God here. I exist out of time and I'm a virgin. Jesus? Have you ever heard of artificial insemination?

>>2319474
Loosing your virginity doesn't makes your life better? LOL YOU FAIL THE HARDEST!!

>>2319466
Magicians you mean.

Virginity is a status symbol. Be proud of your virginity, for you have something which most people have lost !

>>2319494
virgin

I still consider myself a virgin even though I've had sex

>>2319499
I'm sorry, but gay sex does count.

>>2319494
The only difference is that masturbation will feel even sadder now that you have something to compare your hand to. Fleshlight eases the pain a bit, though,

>>2319499
anal sex?

>>2319496
Don't misunderstand me! I understand that "NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!"

But this time you just tell everybody that you can't get a fucking girlfriend.

Enjoy FAPPING for the rest of your life, because 2D girls are nice, but compared to 3d ones they can't give you something, and I know that you know what I mean..

>>2319503
I'd disagree; I think "why did I need anything else?"

I've only ever slept with 5 guys, 3 of whom I've been in long(ish) relationships with.
It didn't change who I, I don't see what the big deal about sex is with you guys. Besides the lack of it, ofc ^ ^

>>2319502
Funny you should say that, you're right. I "experimented" with a friend when I was about 11-12 though I wasn't gay, just curious. I'm aware that this makes me an un-virgin but since I've never had sex with something I'm physically attracted to, it wasn't really normal sex. Also if I said I wasn't a virgin and people asked who I've had sex with/when, it'd be hard to explain.

I'm 24 and never been kissed.

>>2319516
Get the fuck out.

>>2319516

>>2319525
Forgot your trip athens?

I'm 19 now btw, first had sex at 15 (BIG mistake in hindsight). You're only embarrassing yourself with this stupid misogynistic jealousy you realise?

>>2319508
Can't or don't want to bother ?
Most assuredly, the desire for sex isn't unbearable for everyone.

18, virgin. So, unlike most of you, I have plenty more years to continue being a virgin. Ah, so much to look forward to.

>>2319525
A woman can have sex and not be a slut, you realise?

once you lose your virginity, you no longer belong in /jp/

get out normalfags

Anyone else unemployed in this thread too?

>>2319543
nope. all women are sluts. I know this from first hand.
Just a matter of they do anal or not

>>2319555
does it count if i'm attending school?

Zoophilia doesn't count, right?

>>2319516
>>2319537
>>2319543
Sure is samefag around here.
Athens isn't here, so you'll have to wait for your fascinating thread with 150+ posts.

23 here. Never bothered me until I found 4chan a year ago. All this virgin and ronery talk is making me feel bad about myself.

>>2319525
This.

>>2319558
>Just a matter of they do anal or not
I kinda envy girls for being able to do anal without changing their slut-status.

>>2319508
>because 2D girls are nice, but compared to 3d ones they can't give you something, and I know that you know what I mean..
STD?

>>2319548
lol no girls on the internetz either, eh?
Maybe if you guys matured a bit and went outside to meet people you wouldn't find it so hard to meet a girl and *SHOCK* have sex.
People aren't trying to trick you when they tell you to leave your house and get a life; you don't have to change your interests or hobbies to do it, you know?

Last night I had a dream where my sister was making fun of me, saying "When was the last time you even held a girl's hand, let alone anything else?" I had forgotten about it like any other dream, but this thread has jarred it back into my memory. Thanks a lot /jp/.

What issue is this?

>>2319577
>Maybe if you guys matured a bit and went outside to meet people you wouldn't find it so hard to meet a girl and *SHOCK* have sex.
whore

>>2319577
No seriously, stop trying. You're a terrible troll.

I'm sure it would work on /v/ though.

>>2319583
5 or 6, if you mean what chapter of KnO.

>>2319589
Not everything you disagree with or dislike is a troll, you idiot.

>>2319580 "When was the last time you even held a girl's hand, let alone anything else?"
Well... Fuck you.

Now I'm actually depressed.

>>2319555
Me.
Screw the trolls and the haters. I still have you /jp/ ;_;

>>2319580
Older or younger sister?

Artist looks like Konno Azure. Can anybody confirm that?

>>2319555
Me. I decided to go and get back to my studies 2 years ago, though. Now, I'm eating noodles 5 days a week, but I'm about to end my second year. One more year after that and I will be able to teach. And since those studies are piss easy, I still have time to lose on /jp/. Believe in us who don't believe in you, bro. :3

>>2319616
She's 12.
I'm aware of what kind of response I'm going to get.

>>2319640
Good, we don't have to tell you then. Go ahead and do it already.

Ok so I probably have a good a chance of getting laid as anyone, but being jobless, 18, with friends all in the same age group means I have very little time for social interaction when everyone's working/in college, especially during the week when I become just like everyone else who spend their time browsing /jp/ ...

I yearn for change

>>2319637
Teach where?

I talked to a girl yesterday.

I help her with random stuff once in a while, and I borrowed her printer yesterday since I haven't put the one up I got for Christmas yet.

>>2319640
I see now...

>>2319637

Thanks. What exactly are you studying if you dont mind me asking?

>>2319647
I don't know how you call it in english, your system is confusing as hell... My students will be between 12 and 16.

>>2319646
>with friends all in the same age group means I have very good chances of going to their parties during the weekends and maybe talking to a girl.

>>2319654

That would be true if I actually lived in a society where people held parties every weekend.

Everyone around here just spends their weekends fapping. Sucks to be Ukfag

>>2319437
Where's my Aya route?

>>2319664
lern2pub

>>2319652
I'll teach french. Pretty funny, since we already have a french teacher, only he teaches to 16-18.
I'll also teach something I guess you could call "ethics". I don't even know if there's something like that outside Europe, it's the class people get in stead of religion if they don't want to know why and how Jesus Christ will save us all filthy sinners. You basically talk about society, modern problems (drugs, how to behave in society, racism, that kind of thing), talk about them with your students and give them advices regarding those matters. Later on, we introduce them to philosophy.

So yeah, that's the class where you can sleep if you grinded on your favorite MMO all night long. I don't care, I'm guaranteed to get a job.

>>2319682
Pubs suck. Then again I think parties, alcohol and normal people suck, so maybe my opinion isn't really relevant to his situation.

>>2319682

You're kidding right? Please tell me you know what kinds of people hang out in the average pub in the Uk?

>>2319682
I'm not British, but "pub" sounds like 40 year-olds hanging out after work.

>>2319688
So you'll be one of those teachers who show how to put on condoms to young boys and girls? You, a directionless pedophile?
I don't know if it's hilarious, awesome or creepy as fuck.

>>2319693
Along with the 20 year olds, 14 year olds and 8 year olds too.

Had you said that, you'd of been spot on!

>>2319690
All sorts. I drink in pubs almost daily, and I spend 10+ hours a day on /jp/ and other weeaboo sites.
Stop your massive generalisations.

>>2319697
What? No. At my school they called that thing he was describing <something> Citizenship. They're trying to teach you a little about the world outside your carefully controlled protective bubble that people try and make around you, and teach you about society in general. Not practical applications, or health class.

>>2319697
It's hilariously creepy as awesome, fuck.

>>2319702
How did you prove him wrong, you fucking loser?
Just kill yourself already.

>>2319697
I declare it as "awesome".

>>2319710
Holy shit, someone's confrontational today.

>>2319702

That's your schedule for every day of the week?

...

>>2319716
Maybe he browses /jp/ and weeaboo sites when he's in the pubs...

>>2319716
I also sleep eat and fap. You think you're better than me?

>>2319688
>>2319706
This. We do talk about sexuality, though. My first teaching stage was actually a little discussion about sexuality, we are only talking about condoms, we don't show them anything. We also tell them how exactly STDs are contracted so they don't get AIDS before they turn 14.

It was really awkward. I just turned 22 and my only sexual experience is fapping to loli, and my very first class was explaining sexual behavior to 14 year olds who have probably more experience than me. Fuck.

Femanon here, far from being a virgin myself, and you guys are pathetic. Go out -> Talk -> Fuck. It doesn't take more than five minutes for me if the guy's attractive enough.

>>2319725
Well that just made my day.

>>2319727
That was even worse than the last one ITT.

>>2319727
Slut.

Also, we aint attractive, so we cant get anyone.

>>2319727
>It doesn't take more than five minutes for me if the guy's attractive enough.

NO TIME FOR LOVE

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>>2319722
>You think you're better than me?

Did I say I was? I just cant see how getting smashed in the pub everyday is going to help my chances of getting laid

the best chance I have of losing my virginity is going to a convention for a game of "pretend"

>>2319725
Do you already have your own personal Rin?

>>2319737
I would be your Konata, anon.

>>2319727
Being alone lets you use your brain properly, sluts(like you) are stupid because they can't think.

>>2319737
Or a prostitute.

>>2319736
I never said it would.
This thread is way too much of a clusterfuck in need of deletion.

>>2319739
too many drawbacks when you think about it
I suppose jail time wouldn't be much change of pace than what I'm doing now