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>>23175062
Strong, huh?

Are you ready to become Mama Snek's little boy toy?
Are you ready to be her prized possession that she shows off to all her older friends?

>>23175088
I'm ready to make some siblings.

I'm into incest hentai and step-inceast hentai. But, for some reason, I don't think it works well for monster girls. It just doesn't click with me. What about you guys?

>>23175147
I don't want to have sex with my relatives, my relatives are peoples.

>>23175163
But anon, you are not peoples
THEREFORE....

How will the poor Yetis survive if they can't hug or make physical contact?

>>23175197
One day at a time.

>>23175067
Yes, strong. Large muscles on a pretty lady are something to be admired.

Marry the damn dorf wolf anon.

>>23175237
Well alright then.

>>23175199
>Cuddling for a full day at a time
What if I need water or have to go to the bathroom?

Earlier I posted the idea of a monster girl choosing you to be her fiance before you're even born because she so loves the idea of officially become a member of her best friend's family.

The question here is which monster girl species would you prefer to have as your fiance from before you're born? I feel inclined towards Lich, Dhampir, or Wight.

>>23175433
Some sort of sexy big booty Drow.

>>23175062
BIG STRONG GIRLS

>>23175237
I bet you fawn over upper body muscles instead of whole body you, you, lightweight!

>>23175433
All I can think of when you say this is a manticore using her tail as a child leash on little anon.

Big succ

>>23175513
I admit I'd probably spend most of my time worshiping her big arms, but legs are important too.

Soft Wight thighs!

>>23175623
Telkhine monster girl when?

>>23175624
Soft thighs, wide hips, narrow waist. By their powers combined, the perfect body is formed.

>>23175632
I want a lizardwoman friend who gets way to into helping me get in shape.
I'm sure the fact she keeps taking photos of me while I'm training has nothing to do with it.

>Dating a young kitsune that's your age
>Start living together
>Enjoy copious amounts of sex
>Connect on a deep level
>One day as you're about to fuck, her anti-age spell breaks
>Her true older form is revealed, the look of a slightly wrinkled, mature woman
>She's embarassed, panicked and crying thinking you won't love her
>Without any words, you go in for a deep kiss
>Your kiss turns into a makeout session and then passionate sex
>Each passing second her fears are eased
>As you cum, you look deep into her eyes and profess your undying love for her
>She tears up and holds you tight
>In the afterglow of sex, you softly mention to her that she should show off her true form more often, especially during sex

>>23175649
>tfw your parents leave you to be raped in the labyrinth as a sacrificed.

>>23175632
I wish she actually looked ripped when the sex scene came.

Flatties get the bovine growth hormone

>>23175642
From the thumbnail I thought it was a Russian Kiki wearing a fluffy parka hood

>>23175681
Yeah for a game filled with depraved shit it was lacking a bit in the muscle department, would rather some rock hard dragon abs than iron maidens and beelzebubs

>>23175433
>Pre-arranged marriage
Knowing my family, I'd wind up being hitched to a dragon or one of them celtic lasses like a banshee or a dulluhan. Never really felt like I was worth a dragon's notice; that I deserve something more common

>>23175686
Molest goat ears.

>>23175433
I've always had a love for magic, so a familiar would be nice. A baphomet would be my favorite, but as a "from birth" scenario it wouldn't really make sense without chosen one levels of bullshit.

>>23175088
Showing off meaning screwing. But that could lead to a massive harem of MILFs.

>>23175433
The Night Gaunt is the only monster I love or would ever want to be with.

>>23175433
>I feel inclined towards Lich
My man.
It would be funny if she was far older than you and becomes your teacher just so you can be the best testing assistant (Read: husband) there is.

My Dear Wife would definitely have some of her special brew teas that could temporarily give a Mamano intense big sexy muscles! She’d even use it herself from time to time!

>>23176081
>I must become fit
>For husband!
>God damn I'm gonna be so good at hugging

Green acres is the place to be!

>>23176092
That’s the spirit! Hugs from girls with big meaty python arms are just fantastic!

>>23176081
I have a hunch that day your wife would want to show off her increased leg strength in particular, and you'd have plenty of watermelons to eat.
>>23176092
Don't forget princess carrying.

>>23175062
It's stated that some monsters like the Manticore are so tsundere that they won't admit their love for their husband, usually referring to them as prey or slave. What other pet names would those monsters call their husbands? The ones I've come up with are "Food" "Prey" "Slave" "Sex Slave" "Cum Pump" "Semen Dispenser" "Servant" "Tasty Meatbag" "Sugarnuts" "Bitch Pudding" but there are surely more.

>The Onaqui of Xibalba are jaguar demons created by the Lords of Death to cause misery and suffering to the living. The oldest and most powerful of the Onaqui sometimes emerge from the of darkest caverns of Xibalba to wreak havoc upon men. Ahalmez is the Sweeping Demon, who hides in dirty corners and stab untidy housekeepers to death.
Please keep your homes free of filth!

>>23175062
It's stated that some monsters like the Manticore are so tsundere that they won't admit their love for their husband, usually referring to them as prey or slave. What other demeaning pet names would those monsters call their husbands? The ones I've come up with are "Food" "Prey" "Slave" "Sex Slave" "Cum Pump" "Semen Dispenser" "Servant" "Tasty Meatbag" "Sugarnuts" "Bitch Pudding" but there are surely more.

>>23176188
Ooh, delightful! Definitely something she would do! Of course, as a dutiful butler I’d have to make sure her huge, powerful, trunk-like thighs are clean and not all sticky afterwards!

>>23176231
Why did the original Manticore get deleted? It was safe for work.

>>23176231
That's a cute core, I want to lick her abs.

>>23176233
Hatter if you loved your wife any more I’d guess you’d have heart pupils for her and that’s the cutest shit don’t @ me
Also kinda get why you like a Wonderland girl the most, you seem like you’ve got a big variety of fetishes that she can fulfill through wonderland shenanigans

>>23176243
That one didn't fit the thread theme so I deleted it.

>>23176251
It’s true anon! It’s no secret to those that keep track of my ramblings that I’m rather /d/egenerate in my private time with her, only matched by her willingness and enthusiasm to oblige! The tea transformation thing isn’t necessarily overtly encyclopedia canon, but it’s my Dear Wife and if any place would have such a thing, it would be Wonderland!

>>23176231
>toy
>meat rod
>traitor
>quick shot
>ape
To name a few more. And those abs on a Manticore are unfair.

Guys are so lucky that there are nice adventurers like this who are eager to show newbies the ropes.

>>23176231
I called my wife, "Little Goat" once. She started to call me "Goat Fucker" in return.

>>23176281
I only see one useful party member there

>>23176231
I'd think they their names would somehow still show their affection for the man. I wouldn't be surprised if they called their husbands a snack or a little mouse.

>>23176293

>Salamander fighter with plate armor and a great sword
>Inari freelancer in cloth and leather

Both are useful. You have a sally for hitting things and a clever, versatile fox for utility and town shenanigans.

>>23176281
The fox doesn't have any wrinkles, and is far too flat in a non-loli form. It's obviously a human disguised as a monster girl. Why did the salamander not do a background check?

>>23175623
I may be way weaker than her but I will protect her smile.

>>23176231
>>23176244
That's Kaia. She's cute and tsundere. You can't lick her abs but you can get her to kidnap you in a semi-serious way.

>>23176080
Lich is the kind of woman who is happy to look after shota-kun but not in the same doting way a momster would. She's more the type who makes sure he eats healthy rather than let him have his favorites. I call her the perfect auntster.

>>23175623
I wanna fluster this girl by confessing to her instead of the traditional elf girl that all the other suitors are going for.

>>23176231
Sugar Dick
it's like Sugar Tits but for guys, i'm so clever

>tfw you want to commission artwork of your waifu but the artist's email is apparently invalid
the fuck?

>>23176220
Kikis getting even more competition

>>23176231
It feels like most works are rather inconsistent when it comes to lamia tail length, so my question is what is the ideal lamia length?

>>23176410
What momster would let me eat whatever I want and play whatever I want? Including "playing" with her.

>>23176497
Which artist? You could always poke them in a twitter comment or dm about it.

pregnant monsters!

>>23176504
Long enough to completely wrap you from the neck down, with enough slack to bring the tip back up to eye level and stroke your cheek or move her hair out of the way when she goes in for a kiss. Much longer and she runs the risk of occupying too much space, getting tangled or scraping up against the corners of furniture.

Now the real concern is how thick the main body of the tail should be.

>>23176514
Titania would try her best to discipline you but it's hard for her to be anything but pampering.

>>23176524
TriggerDex. I was going to take Frosticle's recommendation but for some reason his email isn't real or something. Might have to contact them on discord

>>23176536
Gonna make them!

>>23176567
it will be a long and hard road anon

>>23176540
That's probably the best bet. Good luck, TriggerDex does nice art

I want a swarm of Devil Bugs and a sect of Khepri to form a friendly rivalry over me!

>>23176536
I just want to rub her ears.
Got I would give anything to rub an animal girls ears.

>>23176504
I typically go for 7 meters.

Snakes are long

>>23176504
I pretty much like the early Miia design from the first few chapters of Monster Musume (including the lack of lamiass) before everything everything in the series fell apart.

>>23176613

>>23176613
Lamiass is so awful and what makes it worse is he did it properly the first time and then fucked it up later.

This is like the doujins that have a hardon for lamia anal for some fucking reasons. I swear half of them have it.

>>23176631
>I swear half of them have it.
I assure you, half the lamia doujins have something but it isn't anal.

And yet mermaids rarely have breathplay. And the more monstrous girls never get their doujins translated so fml

>"Did you see that armor he was wearing? And all those heroic speeches he was giving? He was askin' for it!"

>>23176281
Debuffing your companions with pregnancy
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79701974

>>23175433
Ushi-Oni
>a lone, pregnant frontier human-woman saved her from a grevious injury
>Ushi-Oni doesn't corrupt her, instead a bond as been formed
>as thanks for saving her life, she marries her unborn baby boy, and pays a dowry of furs and meats
>the two live together, surviving out in the unforgivable wilderness
>even after baby Anon is born, the two look out for each other

>>23176656
And that's why I wouldn't wear armor.

>>23176701
Sounds hellava gay

>>23176504
Realistically? They would be as long as a bus, and that would be a normal sized one.

>>23176600
but why? is it so tempting?

>>23176701
I really, really like this idea. Makes me think of old faerie legends from the british isles or old pre-christian euro folklore. Exactly the sort of contract an old primal spirit would make.

>>23176730
I have no idea. It just appeases something primal in me.

>Wealthy Tanuki merchant frequently disguises herself and ventures into human-controlled territories to purchase abused human slaves in order to care for them and gently heal them before giving them their freedom

>>23176815
tanukis are almost as shit as lilims

>>23176815
I don't want my freedom anymore. I want to repay fluffy coon!

she me your wife's best smug.

>>23176831
she looks smelly

>>23176844
she regularly dives into garbage cans.

Big scary intimadating monsters with a secret subscription to HEALED monthly.

>>23176857
I'd kill to healslut for a fuckhuge fuckstrong monster girl.

>>23176857
Mega classy filthy rich Tanukis with a subscription to "Dumpster Diving Dreams" monthly!

>>23176878
A group of Devil Bugs with The Young Kiki's Guide to Maidhood and Housekeeping.

Magazines sure do well in Mamano world!

>>23176878
>Tanukis jealous about their american cousins being able to enjoy the simple life

Are amazons underated?

>>23176920
Honestly? Yes. But I think it's due to the human-look. Despite being the O.G. snu snu they aren't very exotic.

>>23176928
I posted it in a non-monstergirl thread dedicated to amazons and got told off by others because she's noodle-armed and chicken-legged. The MGE Amazon would probably be a lot more popular if she was muscular.

>>23176928
They're just asymmetrical Brown and fit succubus.

>>23176969
Sadly that’s my issue with her too. I need some real serious fucking bulky, beefy, bulging muscles to get me going on musclegirls. Amazon looks absolutely emaciated by comparison.

>>23176920
The succubus parts look bizarre and they kind of are cunts, so the low rating isn't really an underrating.

>>23176982

>>23176986
Yeah, the succubi bits are bulky rough and uncute looking.
Probably why have they have to kidnap men to get a husband.

>>23176613
>>23176620
The first chapter was nearly perfect and should have been the guide for the series as a whole.

>>23176969
Her design is weird. She only has one horn, and what's that thing near her waist? A claw? An atrophied wing?

>>23176982
Fortunately for you there are the Minotaur and Jinko. Sadly, the official art for most monstergirls that should logically be musclegirls like the Hellhound or Ogre aren't.
>>23176997
It's a wing. The asymetrical design is a reference to the original Greek myth that the Amazons would cut off a breast.

>>23176989
Barely an improvement at all. That one pic of a Minotaur with a black belt bra and a black battleaxe rearing for a fight is a good base level for me.

>>23176969
To be honest, they are inhumanly strong, much taller then you'd think (Seeing someone 8ft is different then reading it.) and tribalistic. They are way more exotic then credit is given. I'd be happy with one, it's just compared to the other options.. like, having a Minotaur witch is basically an amazon + milk or a Jinko which is a goddamn amazon TIGER.

>>23177029
See now we’re talking. Now this is a MUSCLE girl. Not a fit girl like jinko or Minotaur profiles.

>>23177035
I can't post too much of them here, a few anons sperg out hardcore. But there is something to be said for a strong, firm woman. It's gotta be comfy to cuddle with.

>>23177029
>much taller then you'd think
>8ft
[citation needed]

>>23177048
I absolutely agree anon! I think we’re on the same page when it comes to muscle monsters.

>>23177048
See, I can't stand musclegirls, but I'm not gonna sperg at you for liking them.

http://imgbox.com/g/61s63JufjL
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 109. This concludes the weekly report.
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>>23177058
8ft is fucking enormous. Unironically think about the difference in mass between a 5'7 guy and a 6' one. Now change that to a two foot difference between a 6' guy and a 8'+ amazon. She could literally manhandle him.

>>23177048
Have you considered that there's a problem with your head and not with """""spergs""""", if you enjoy some kind of meat abominations that can't be even called a person anymore, let alone a girl.

Even that minotaur picture is some Liefeld-tier shit with Bogdanoff lips.

>>23177087
Right on que.

>>23177075
>all those titania lewds
Fucking nice

>>23177075
Don't normally like large breasts, but that Houri looks really nice with them.

>>23177122
thanks

Summertime in Winterstown

>>23177165
You did a great job with them. Any plans for your future art?

>>23177199
lots of gremlin porn and then lots of runya porn.

>>23177189
Not for long

>>23177202
Fuck yeah

>>23177203
Florida man could easily beat all three of them.

>>23177229
What are some Florida man and women headlines that would happen in mge?

>>23177229
>implying they would ever meet
Florida is for harpies, mersharks, lizard girls, lamias and salt addicted zombies only.

>>23177242
>lizard girls
Are alligator girls included?

>>23177236
Florida Man kidnaps scientist to make his kobold immortal.
Florida Man throws Alligator into Wendy's drive through.
Florida Man breaks into home, blames Centaur.
Florida Man smashes twenty car windows, claims Demon Lord owes him 1triillion gold.

>>23177242
They were on vacation.

>>23177075
>Nav drawing more girls the way they were meant to be bred

>>23177236
>Florida man caught proactively dating himself
>Florida man and mershark rushed to hospital after BDSM accident involving a fishing net
>Florida man arrested for forcing lizardgirl to drink Oni quantities of beer

>>23177242
Florida Man - 3x the legal limit - takes wrong highway exit and drives 900 miles to Winterstown, attempts to fight locals

>>23177249
Of course
>>23177236
Florida man arrested for shaving harpies and attempting to sell the ruined feathers

>>23177242
Don't forget bunyips

>>23177280
>shaving harpies
Florida man claims harpies whose feathers he's been selling are all human women.

>>23177291
But they are australian

>>23177296
Doesn't mean none of them relocated to Florida swamps

>>23177296
Stupid fucks import invasive species to Florida all the time. Tegu and Pythons for example...

>>23177229
>Florida Man vs Temperatures Below 50°F
I'm not sure about this

>>23177075
>That Baphomet pic
You better not be up to something

>>23177308
Florida Man's heart burns with blazing passion! Why do you think the 'Gator Girls love him so much?

>>23175062
Oh right, this thread is reminding me to get back to work on my muscle girl art power point

>>23177075
Big lap cat

>>23177229
I want to visit the Ice Queen's Casino and Resort.

>>23177252
Florida Man gives Rata meth, attempts to convince her that she's his guard kobold

>>23177236
Florida Man fends off 15 hellhounds while masturbating
Florida Man feeds apophis venom to dog, gets raped
Florida Man arrested for trying to force lamia to eat him
Florida Man disguises himself as a bull to sneak onto holst farm, arrested for trying to steal spoiled milk

Florida Woman tries to eat a shoggoth alive, gets absorbed and monsterized
Florida Woman drops pants, licks minotaur thinking it was a man
Florida Woman sells her son to a demon for a pizza

Florida Danuki accidentally sues herself
Florida Sandworm eats beached whale in an effort to arose a man
Florida Baphomet caught spiking drinks of women with potions of pedomorphisis
Florida Mershark tells young boys where babies from
Florida Holstaur tries to kidnap young boy by hiding him in her shirt, tried to claim bump was a third boob
Florida Hornets attack Honeybee nest, massive orgy ensues, 38 bystanders raped
Florida Salamander arrested for harassing man in wheelchair by repeatedly asking him to sword fight

>>23177324
Deluxe hotel rooms with fur blankets on every bed, diners with the finest fish and meats, belly dancing Ice Queens and Glacies, Wendigo bellhops and attendants to warm your heart

>>23177345
Florida man punts flaming Order bigot so hard, he breaks his dick.

>>23177367
I hope they keep out those feral, ancient Yetis as well.

>>23177345
>Florida Man feeds apophis venom to dog, gets raped
I hope it was at least humanoid.

>>23177367
>Ice Queen's daughter performs her own cover of Ice Miser live.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5YHI48ZSE

>>23177389
I meant to imply it turned into a cu sith

>>23177345
>Florida Salamander arrested for harassing man in wheelchair by repeatedly asking him to sword fight

I can picture a young Salamander getting fired up when hearing about an old Human war veteran of many battles and wars. Only to confront him and realize he's in a wheelchair, but still demand a fight.

>>23177075
That's a cute Tengu.

>>23177345
Florida cheshire arrested after using stink bomb and brown dye on Yeti and calling her the legendary Skunk Ape.

>Be married to apophis
>Conspire with her to usurp the pharaoh's position
>Defeat and take pharaoh as a sex slave
>She's a submissive bitch that gets wet at just the slightest bit of attention you give her
>Turn around and have her dom you in bed
Is this the final solution?

>>23177400
A hot headed kinda dumb but with a heart of gold salamander falling for a wheelchair bound depressed life falling apart war vet anon is rather cute

>>23175147
>I'm into incest hentai and step-inceast hentai. But, for some reason, I don't think it works well for monster girls

I thought this one worked out pretty well. His deceased mother returns (somehow) many years later as a moth girl to visit her son.

I know bug girls aren't everyones thing, but this was solid.

>>23175147
Having a sister monsterize and go for incest is pretty appealing for me. That or a setting where you're a special male born from a mamono. Like say an echidna, thru some miracle of eros, gave birth to you and now all your sisters are vying for your attention

>>23177345
Florida man leaves son alone at home with a gigantic Python Lamia.

>>23177390
>Mom do I have to use this silly hat and cane?

>>23175624
>Soft Wight thighs
Are for putting your dick between them, even if the Wight is so small she has to stand on a stool or a footrest to line up.

>>23177367
'I've lost all my money and I'm being escorted out by scary looking Frost Salamanders!'
-9/10 great casino with a chill atmosphere!

>>23177497
It's a place of worship.

What do incestfags like about it?

>>23177541
About what?

P____ C____
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80102105

>>23177480
>Son was found balls deep inside python lamia, buried and intertwined in her tail
>He was incoherent at the time of discovery but seemed to be in a good state of mind

>>23177541
it's kinda like, for me. It's both taboo and vanilla at the same time, if that makes sense

>>23177543
About incest. I thought I implied that, my bad.

>>23177546
I understand the taboo is a common reason, but how is it vanilla?

>>23177541
Because the only one who will ever be qualified enough to dick my daughter is me. *hits pipe*

>>23177555
On the contrary, I could never see myself wanting to dick my daughter.

>>23177541
The only rationalization I can figure is that it's an emotional intimacy/closeness thing- coming from a place where you imagine no 'normal' person could know and love you, the idea of a woman who loves you and ALREADY knows you starts looking pretty good.
I never really got the 'shock'/taboo part of it- that was a squick factor for me, not a turn-on.

I love my strong Hellhound wife!

>>23177541
The same thing I love about sabbaths, the taboo.Speaking of
>>23177544
Aw jeez

What the fuck is going on in here? This is the monstergirl thread, not incest general.

Jack it to weird/hot girls

>>23177571
Yeah, that particular taboo is part of why it doesn't appeal to me.
And maybe my lack of emotional connection with my family is part of the reason I don't "get it".

>>23177549
>how is it vanilla
well, like say you got a loving imouto who really loves you but has trouble saying it. it has the same energy as a childhood friend

>>23177594
>implying I have an emotional connection to my family
haha, funny man
yeah it's just weird justification for love that is already a fantasy anyway

>>23177555
Based
>>23177586
>Not wanting to fuck your hot hellhound daughteru

>>23177605
Why would I bother when I can fuck my hotter hellhound wife

>>23177586
I'm not into it, but daughteru dicking is a thing in canon and something Sabbath would most likely encourage.
>>23177605
>>Not wanting to fuck your hot hellhound daughteru
I'd rather dick my hot Hellhound momster.

>>23177586
Who is this mummy cutie?

>>23177619
Why not both?

>>23177628
Because I have a hot hellhound wife.

>>23177541
I don't want kids and I wouldn't want to cheat on my wife with anyone including my daughter but the idea of my loli wife calling me daddy is hot to me.

big fat sweaty hellhound ass right in my face

>>23177628
I am a strict monogamyfag and I don't think I could handle more than one hellhound anyway

>>23177549
It combines romantic and familial love into the purest form.

>>23177642
We should compare notes! Fat charcoal dog booty vs Fat squishy mushroom booty: A Case Study in Face Comfort

>>23177634
>>23177654
Fair enough.

>>23177640
I'm not an incestfag, but a young monstergirl that's part adopted daughter and part wife (ratio can vary) is an another matter.

>>23177626
Homer Simpson, sir. One of your bandage babes from Sector 7-G.

>>23176600
i'd give anything for a monster to massage my scalp while i rest in her lap

>>23177580
I what an albino Hellhound.

>>23177687

why is your hellhound also a bat?

>>23177580
I also love my strong hellhound wife!

>>23177687
Cute!
>>23177706
That's a blanket, silly anon

>>23177706
That's called a blanket, but a Hellhound/Werebat hybrid could be cool.

>>23177510
And I can think of a few lovely means of worship that are available.

>>23177720
>That's a blanket, silly anon

I will never believe your lies, bathound!

Well I got into contact with TriggerDex and I commissioned my first waifu art! I’m so excited!

>>23177764
Ganbatte anon!

>>23177764
>Narrator: He was found dead seven months later surrounded by pictures of his waifu. He ended up getting so many commissions that he had to get a loan from the Yakuza. The rest of this story tells itself

What monster girl could I get to do CK2 with me?

>>23177775
Anubis

>>23177764
Glad you got through to them anon. Who's the lucky girl?

>>23177626
https://exhentai.org/g/1575613/8118db8b8f/
Untranslated (into English, at least)

And pretty intense. You have been warned.

>>23177777
I can see that.
Her rage at her genius heir getting cancer at 12 would be fun to watch.

Fluffy Russian maid wants me to push for a well paying office job, but the slimy maid says she would rather have me work from home, even though it pays less. Which one do I listen to?

>>23177764
Hooray! Celebrations anon!

>>23177777
>chooses to start in Egypt, obviously
>changes all the inheritance laws to Enatic-Cognatic or Enatic
>literally will not stop seducing you
I can see it

>>23177781
Kanade, my Tsurara-onna waifu.

>>23177790
Just ask yourself which matters to you more, money or comfy work conditions.

>>23177790
Get a well paying home office job

>>23177798
>Tsurara-onna
It's nice some people found their waifu in newer profiles like you and the h'orc anon. Just goes to show that anons without a waifu or wives have hope yet.
Kanade's a good name but I'm biased.

>>23177798
Cool! She's of course welcome to visit any time for tea! Iced for her, of course!

>>23177811
I never really could find one monster that I really liked above all others especially enough to spend money on commissions (the Ghoul or the Shirohebi were probably closest). When I first saw the Night Gaunt entry in December 2017 I knew she was the only monster I would ever love or want to be with.

>>23177811
I got the name from the anon who did the wife-finding registration thing a few days ago. If they’re reading this, thank you!
>>23177822
There are so many good profiles that it was hard to choose one, but I could never really get the Tsurara out of my mind.

>>23177764
Congrats anon, they're a wonderful artist.

>>23177782
Wack.
But I want this to get translates so I can understand what the fucks going on.

How would you go about transporting a monster girl through Order territory? Asking for a friend.

>>23177854

Plan a trip along a quiet road, and pay a few people to signal when strangers are coming, so you can quickly dip off the road and hide in the bushes until they pass.

Or just get a vanilla monster gf like an elf, and then you only need to hide her silly ears behind a hat

>>23176287
Very cute.
I love the bapho design, but I wish they could grow a bit older physically. Which ofc is against their whole lore. But still.

>>23177887
I'd like if they got wings but I say that about sphinx too.

>>23177626
>>23177586
I was going to complain that MGE mummy's are just low tier fodder but I forget Pharaohs are undead too(or the majority of them) they just don't wear the bandages execpt as makeshift stockings.

>>23176841
It was hard to choose but I think this is my favourite.

>>23176287
If I called my bapho wife little goat she would get really smug, she loves being praised for her small and youthful appearance.

>No nerd holst GF with massive milkers and a pleasing amount of softness.

Ran-sama is SUPPATENKO!

Oni playing sports!

I need a short girl with small breasts who likes headpats and cuddling, studies magic, and is a total submissive/masochistic pervert.

>Show perfectly encapsulates Succubi and a variety of other MGE girls that have "Semen" in their diet

Some monster girls are mildly spooky with how they basically sucking out part of your soul.

>>23178002
I would give my wife my entire soul.

>>23178009
Isn't marriage going a little too far?

>>23178002
chubby megane there can take it if she can actually find one to suck

>>23177985
I-Is that Anon gonna be okay?

>>23178019
He didn't dodge so good.

>>23178002
The wight energy drain stuff gets me going.

>>23178002
That rightmost succ looks best.

You learn that your wife is a bit autistic


What strange things does she do?

>>23178075
Flaps her wings when upset.

>>23178075
Holds her breathe instead of pouting

>>23178075
An OCD Kiki that is as thick as her master when it comes to getting the message.

what happens if i publish a book filled with secrets on how to counter-act against rape attempts by unwanted monsters and successfully run away?

>>23178075
One of my Khepri wives spends hours a day setting up model kingdoms.

>>23178063
Crim picked the best one in the show. Brooz had excellent fucking taste too though, Zel and Stunk really let me down.

>>23178075
have a weird and avid obsession with the thousands of flavors of chocolate wafer candies and dedicates her life around it if she has to

>>23178108
Mistress Deruella with gladly offer to print and distribute such a book... no strings attached fufufufu...

>>23178108

The monmusu mafia will be all over you within 48 hours. You will be raped into submission until you find a way to remove all traces of that text from the world

>>23178075
Quiet, high-pitched toaster whining

>>23178129
she better not rewrite the book to misinform the reader and get exposed for rape easily when the time comes

>>23178075
>Collects all manner of strange objects, such as figurines and old books
>Has diverse and obscure knowledge and delights in sharing it with me
>Has a habit of letting her tongue hang out
>Sometimes sticks her fingers in my mouth, but usually with some manner of pretense, like hand-feeding
Other than that, she'll just do strange things and behave in strange ways just to see if I will give her a good reaction.

>>23178134
i'll use my advanced techniques and not get raped, it'll be my biggest public stunt for advertisement for my new book, releasing across the demon realm book stores!

>>23178151
Goodness! Of course not!

And she certainly won't enchant the book to entrance and fascinate the reader, making them unable to recall any of the books teachings when needed.

>>23178075
I like this dragon

>>23178159
Oh yeah, and she floats. She floats almost all the time, so I can't hear her footsteps.

And she forgets that I can't float, and keeps leaving things on the top shelves where I can't reach them.

Do you like tomboysters?

>>23178075
My manticore wife has some strange habits
>Always wears coats in public to prevent skin contact with strangers. She could be sweating up a storm, but will still refuse to take it off.
>Will retract her tail spines and play with her tail like a cat with a ball of yarn at random times in the day. When I ask why she does it, she just makes a pouty face and puts a spine in my thigh.
>Will heavily research one sort of nymphomancy spell, tell me all the ins and outs of how it works, then never use it.

>>23178188
Making more dragons is necessary!

>>23178075
My wife is an anubis. Nothing changes.

How would I get a small chested, autistic succubus?

>>23178313
Shirokuto sabbath

>>23178075
In a similar situation to >>23178290 autism is a given with lazy gazers.

>>23178271
Seems pretty normal to me, but makes me wonder what level drain through a tailpussy would feel like.

>>23178263
Yes, but my current stories are with a maiden and a bookworm

>>23178075
>>23178188
Such a fat tail.

>>23178075
>>23178290
Same here, though my wife in particular has a love of sorting things, whether it be books, Lego, or whatever.

>>23178075
She tries to get me to clean off her utensils and place them back onto the table in a very neat order.

>>23176287
Bully her back by yelling out “Allah Ackbar” when you cum in her!

What's the best MG for each Onee-san type?

>>23177400
>tfw he still beats her in a fair sword fight because she’s never really fought a real opponent

>>23178331
They have girls with small breasts? I thought the Sabbaths were all flat.

>>23177570
This. I never saw the point of daughteru dicking. Why do you want the calf when the cow is all alone?

>>23178455
Because why have one when you could have both?

>>23178449
Small breasts are perfectly within the Sabbath doctrine.

>>23178432
Gazer is always
>Her tits are huge
G-Gazer is a-a-always the answer...

>>23178432
Where's pervert onee-san?

>>23178461
Why do you need more than one unless they're shit at their job?

>>23178075
My Hellhound waifu accidentally will burp fire if her hiccups get really bad.

>>23178475
>muh need
Fuck off

i rubbed and massaged a sahu's tail and the stimulation made her cum all over the ground while the other sahus saw us when it happened. they think i was having sex with the sahu and believe that i am obliged to marry the sahu. how do i convince the sahu's tribe that i have no romantic relations with the sahu and get out of this situation, legally? because i wasn't looking for sexual gratification in the first place. also she had clothes on and so did i. do i need to contact a demon lawyer or something?

>>23178493
I'm sorry you got a half-rate waifu anon.

>>23178471
That's the secret. They're all perverts.

>>23178470
Gazers is ALWAYS the answer

>>23178470
>Onee-san get mistaken for imouto
Would this and the vice versa annoy any MG?

>>23178500
Imagine being this upset. Do you also get angry when an anon talks about having a harem?

>>23178502
It's no secret, every onee-san is a pervert!

>>23177087
It's just normal enough to be posted here but I agree with this sentiment. It is an extraordinarily grotesque picture

>>23178528
My Onee-san isn’t perverted at all! Everything she does she says is to help me! Especially our shower time and our nightly wrestling training!

>>23178528
True

>>23178525
I'm afraid you may be projecting.

>>23178569
Isn't that what you're doing?

Being leglocked from behind while a heart pupiling manticore milks you until she gets pregnant

>>23178504
Dayum, what a stacked Gazer.

>>23178647
Gonna give her lots of cubs.

>>23178495
Just send her my way or let me massage all the other sahus until they realize their mistake but now want me to marry all of them

>>23178504
She's trying to trick me, again!
I said no more tricks!
I can't help but fall for her tricks

>>23178647
Can you clog up a manticores tail by eating a sticky mushroom or does it just take it longer to digest?

>>23178647
I love it when my waifu leglocks me

I wish I had a cute kiki nurse right about now. The overprotective monsters would probably not be thrilled about the state of the world right now.

Which one is correct?

>>23178731
Right

>>23178731
Leglock missionary is appealing, but Ladydevimon is probably a freak in the sack.

>>23178706
I just got back from a 9 hour workshift and I'm too tired to do anything constructive but I'm behind on all my studies and just got news that my school shut down because of you-know-what. Everytime I try to finish something so that I don't have to worry about it later I have to jump through ten fucking hoops and something that should take five minutes takes days. I feel like a slave

Post demons

There is something about his story that just doesn't add up.

>>23178775
Who's?

>>23178756
DEMONS

>>23178731
The only solution is to use the pure one as a mere onahole and have lovey-dovey handholding lovemaking sex with the evil one.

>>23178662
anon, that's a lot of underwater sex...

>>23178778
you know who.

>>23178795
I wonder how they would react to that.

Around Elves, watch yourselves.

>>23178840
Why?

>>23178840
But they are useful party members!

We need more subterranean Mg's

>>23178917
>Worlocks
>C.H.U.D.s
>Mole People
>Nomes

>>23178917
I've long hoped there'd be some separation between Dark Elves and full on purple-skinned Drow like people!

>>23178917
No. We need superterrarean MGs.

>>23178840
Elves are dumb.

>>23178917
Any MG is a subterranean MG if they work hard enough.

>>23179012
Expansion by water is a dangerous trait to have! Dangerously sexy!

>>23178840
>tfw no elf Onee-san who makes you the best toys for Christmas

>>23179042
You're never too old to tell your big sister how much you love that wooden toy train she made for you.

>>23178963
>Mole People MG
>they’re just shortstacks with coke bottle glasses
>very prone to bullying

what would your wife's reaction be if she saw the violence in the new Mortal Kombat games or any violent game in general, like Manhunt

>>23179050
I would love a tradition like that with my elf waifu.
>every year your northern elf onee-san makes you a really detailed and very well crafted wooden train set
>then one year you get a train that’s shoddily done and looks like a four year old made it
>that is until you find out your four year old daughter made it for you
>it’s now the greatest goddamn wooden train set in your collection

>>23179071
>show your Titania waifu violent games yo get a response from her
>she absolutely loves them and wants to play them all with you
>just don’t let her get as competitive as she gets in Mario Party

>>23179081
That's adorable. Christmas MGs are a treasure.

>>23179092
i want a neet gamer titania who plays vidya all day long and i want the responsibility to feed her things like tendies and pizza hotpockets!

>>23178845
They'll make you get fat with them.

>Hellhound attempting to play DOOM but her fat paws keep getting in the way.

>>23178791
I love demons that wear stupidly erotic and physically unlikely outfits.
Bonus points if everything looks like it could fall off at any moment but never actually does.

>being the big spoon to a dullahan's head while you are the little spoon to her body
blissful snuggling

>>23179234
Thats patrician right there.

>>23179221
It's magic, she ain't gotta wear shit.

I'm a real fan of large billowing clothing that does absolutely nothing to hide the fun bits. But not something so crass as cutting holes in existing clothing. They must be tailored in this way

Naturally I can't find anything like this anywhere save a handful of images like this one.

You could probably see her vagina if looking straight on.

>>23179221
I like the chest pieces that look like 2 hands grabbing their breasts from behind.

>>23179270
>Demon waifu has a chestpiece like that
>The palms are a perfect replica of yours, fingerprints and all

>>23179270
that's the good stuff.

>>23179265
Yes, stuff like that is perfect.

>Get a paper cut
>Vampire childhood friend tells me vampire saliva can heal any wound
>Dhampir childhood friend tells me she’s lying and is just trying to get my blood and says I should come to the nurses office with her instead
Which on do I trust?

>>23179288
How does it cover her Butt?
A metal finger between your crack all day doesn't sound comfortable

>>23179302
>put a paper cut on your other finger so you can do both things

>>23179302
Imagine scraping your knee
Or getting any kind of injury near a vampire

>>23179317
Either that or near an overly attentive mershark that's breathing very heavily.

>>23179302
The Vampire because the Dhampir is lying and is going to do the same thing if you go with her

>>23178075

>kitsune
>gets really annoyed if you don't brush her tails in a very specific order

>>23179336
It's a very important ritual, the meaning of which a silly human wouldn't grasp.

>>23179336
Do I brush her tails from youngest to oldest or oldest to youngest? And do her original tails count as the youngest or the oldest? Kitsune tail brushing etiquette is so confusing, worse than being in a snooty undead party where you have to use the right fork for salad

What kind of monster girl would approach my sorry ass crying in fetal position and get right down and do the same?

>>23179305
>A metal finger between your crack all day doesn't sound comfortable
She must be a politician then.

>>23179380
Banshee.

>>23179380
banshee

>>23179380
All Yukionna who aren't either blue or pure white are wasted opportunities

>>23179380
Alp

>>23179377

Mine likes her youngest tails brushed first and for the longest time. She says they're the most sensitive out of the bunch, and it gives her the most pleasure

>You came to the wrong jungle, traveler.

Corona is spreading. Stay indoors, do arts and crafts.

>>23176220
Mama jaguar making enough Gohan balls for everyone in you're large and budding family!

>>23179569
What a good wife!

>>23179573
Jaguar is strong and and healthy! She can take care of the whole family!

5 more minutes...

>>23179630
Lazy teenagers.

>>23179650
Cut her some slack, she was at a MetalMorphosis concert until 4 AM

Demons are trustworthy and you should sign any contract they give you without even bothering to skim it over

>>23179734
I want to worship huge demon tits.

>tfw no big titty goth banshee gf

>>23176815
>you will never be able to buy a little tanuki girl from a chattel slaver
>you will never be able to take her on your adventures to help you fulfill quests for cash
>you will never see her grow up into a skilled fighter full of prowess and experience
>you will never be oblivious to her romantic advances towards you and frustrate her to no end AS YOUR DENSE-ASS BRAIN WON'T RECOGNIZE MY FUCKING NEEDS

>>23179770
I want my big tiddy goth gf to tie me to the bed so I can't escape her goofy poetry recitals

>Leave Superanon to me!

>>23179380
I want to get healed by a Troll, hot homemade meals, getting caressed by her big soft hand and getting smothered by her big boobs while I play with her butthocks

>be married to monster priestess
>minding your own business tending to the temple when a female Order paladin shows up and attacks you for consorting with monsters
>try to defend yourself, but she's too high level
>about to get your shit pushed in when your wife shows up and trounces her
>your wife tells the paladin that she doesn't blame her, that she has just been misguided by her Order, and that she just needs someone to show her the right way
>your wife spends the next couple of weeks corrupting her into a new wife for you, even using her during sermons

>>23179805
A champion?

>>23179819
Nice. How does she go about corrupting her?

>>23179630
I want to lift her tail and fuck her into the bed

What would you do in this situation?

>>23179899
start jerking off with her tails

>>23179899
They're not mine I'm just holding them for a friend

>>23179899
punish the nosy fox for prying into my private life