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Bats contain many viruses and parasites known to cause severe illnesses in humans.

>> No.23162621

Wear protection

>> No.23162623
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>>23162613
That particular bat contains a cunny, and I'm going to lick it.

>> No.23162629

>>23162625
enjoy your corona

>> No.23162722

>>23162621
What kind?

>> No.23162784

>>23162629
A small price to pay.

>> No.23162808

It was explained in a previous thread that Remimi is completely safe and won't infect you with any dangerous virus!

>> No.23162888
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cute remi!

>> No.23162976

Breed the remi to create a corona immune offspring and make a vaccine!

Flan can come too!

>> No.23163552

>>23162808
Correct, the true culprit in SMD is obviously China.

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Meiling got the virus from eating Remimi out, then spread it by having sex with Sakuya, who in turn had sex with Marisa, who then spread it to the rest of Gensokyo in a very short order.

Due to the fact that most of Gensokyo's eccentric residents are at least a few hundred years old, this could be devastating.

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>>23162629
Remi has the cleanest and freshest-smelling cunny in all of Gensokyo! It wouldn't be strange if her love juices have antiviral properties!

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>> No.23166340

>>23162722
plate armor and chainmail

>> No.23168871 [DELETED] 

>>23162613
who cares

>> No.23168897

>>23162888
Imagine if your dog could fly.

>> No.23169651

>>23166340
What if he prefers the look of impractical leather armor.

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The mistress is a well-groomed and healthy young lady, and therefore entirely safe to be around in regards to her potentially spreading any diseases.

>> No.23170900

>>23162613
yes and dogs are sometimes prone to eat their own feces.
You don't kiss or fuck animals and you don't sodomize humans or any other mammal.
You don't even lick or eat them unless the proper procedures are taken.

>> No.23170909

>>23170900
I should post this in the Monster thread but I forgot that I have filters and haven't seen the damn thing in years, but it still applies to all of you Youkai fuckers. Humans are friend to Human. Get it through your skulls.

>> No.23171147

>>23170909
Youkai girls are a hundred times cuter than any human female.

>> No.23171211

>>23162613
Remilia can smell and taste diseases like HIV and feeding her poisoned blood is a good way to piss her off.

>> No.23171331

>>23171147
that's 1%

>> No.23172938 [DELETED] 

>>23162613
die

>> No.23176990

>>23171211
Sounds delicious.

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>>23162613
but bat soup is yummy

>> No.23177154

Id love to fuck middle school looking goth girls like Pachira.

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11-14 yo girls are great for sex and if they are in a gothy wiccan phase it only makes the intercourse more erotic and beneficial for both parties.

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I love Remimi! How can I express my feelings for her in the way that would make her the happiest?

>> No.23177895

>>23177716
What?? She is a fictional character not a actual being. Are you joking?

>> No.23177911

>>23177895
No??

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>>23177911
Ok, whatever screwball. Keep joking around if you want I guess.

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>>23177984
Lurk more newfag

>> No.23178052

>>23178005
You lurk more and post less. Just because ive been here since 2007 doesn't mean I can no longer spot people who are mentally ill or just trolling. More like shitposting actually.

>> No.23178082

>>23177716
Kabedon and confidently confess your love for her.

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>>23178082
Making Ojou-sama go dokkyun~!

>> No.23178215

>>23162629
worth it

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>>23178052

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>>23178052
then you should probably just try more to fit in since if you been here that long you should know that people make posts like that instead of shitposts like you do.

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>>23163938
In contrast, Sakuya has the smelliest and dirtiest cunt in all of Gensokyo! It would be strange if her love juices didn't dissolve the flesh of any unlucky penis that came into contact with them!

>> No.23181474

>>23178251
That's a mean looking Suzu.

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>>23181463
Sakuya's snatch isn't even the most pungent in the scarlet mansion, though.

>> No.23182154

>>23162613
Worth the risk.

>> No.23183684

>>23178219
>>23178251
You people just got bamboozled by some random dude.

>> No.23183807

>>23178052
>I’ve been here since 2007
Nobody asked.
Lurk.

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Remilia is a PRINCESS! I'd do anything she asks!

>> No.23185633

>>23184797
Simp.

>> No.23186164

>>23185633
Redditor.

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>>23185633
Fuck off redditfag

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