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Bully the shorties!

>>23123665
Love the shorties!

>>23123658
Cuddle a Ropu Familiar! Relentlessly!

I should be able to find a ripped Yeti if I say it's chilly in the gym, right?

>>23123712
You'd either get her or a hugely muscled ignis.

>>23123721
Why stop at Ignis when it can be an Ifrit with HANDLE BARS.

Great going you fucking mouthbreathing spergs, now all of the threads will be deleted since you keep fucking them up

>>23123721
Tips for Yeti specifically?

i think this is the right thread. it's got a subject.

>>23123745
go get a regular yeti, take her to the south and watch her turn into a Bigfoot monster girl then take her back into the north and see her evolve back into a yeti and the muscles from all that progression will be there.

>>23123740
A good use of them, that's for sure.

>>23123745
Throw in something about 'them leafs'

>>23123742
>Sameness: Resistance to change; for example, insisting that the furniture not be moved or refusing to be interrupted.
>Ritualistic behavior: Unvarying pattern of daily activities, such as an unchanging menu or a dressing ritual.

>>23123777
Yes, for example: making an extraneous thread due to another one not having a subject, despite the fact that you can still find the thread by searching "monster girl"

sabbath branch community tier list:
High Tier - Greila, Shirokuto, Bapho-chan
Mid Tier - Kurofufuru, Runya, Marune
Low Tier - Ropurotto, Momonika

>>23123797
They're all pretty great except kuro and marune which are ok-ish.

Where do you stand, anons: Are Monstergirls better when they must be unwrapped, or with as little clothing as possible right from the get go? Personally, if it weren't obvious, I have a high intensity fetish for an utterly absurdly lewd body completely and utterly clothed, yet still leaving little to the imagination!

>>23123794
This is my first post after making the op: I didn't notice there was already a legit thread up before hitting submit.

>>23123797
They're all great except Marune, which I can't stand.

>>23123827
Then your sin is forgiven.

>>23123816
Depends on the girl, and the circumstances. Personally, I like melodramatic clothing for public, and perpetual nudity at home.

>>23123770
Are Bigfoot girls as cuddly? I bet they're shy even with their big muscles, so cute

>>23123816
Full absurd unrealistic boobplate for me. The stupider the better.

Can mg succbutts satisfy my craving for love and affection

>>23123844
Normal Yetis are very friendly and outgoing, but Bigfoot types are generally really shy around new people, until one day they feel comfortable around that person and suddenly their true cheerful genki personality explodes out of them.

>>23123812
>>23123832
any thinking man can join those sabbath branches and survive under their wings.
the high tier branches are an elite corp for elite onii-chans and/or forces you to git gud if you want a sustainable income.
that is if you have a purpose that aligns with their everyday objectives such as organizing huge events in the demon realm, help healing and fix sick patients, or discover a cure to mad cunny disease using the trigonomic function of tangent for seeing when to put the hellhound pussy juice into the potion when the pot is simmering at 170 degrees while it makes 9 full rotations on the flask tilter

>>23123712
I need a serious, stoic, 8ft tall Jotunn Yeti with huge muscles and huge fluff

>>23123658
Sabbath cunny.

Have I told you all how much I love my lich wife?

Surprising her at work!

>>23123816
I like the style of Wight's and Dark Mage's dresses, stylish but revealing.

But what I like most of all, is bottom-heavy lolis in lingerie or less.

>>23123863
A MGE succ will love and cherish the crap out of you. You better prepare your angus for all the doting and tender affection she'll shower on you.

[happy goat noises]

Remember to give your maids proper care after their work! If you dont they might get angry!

>>23124004
I'll give her a shoulder massage. Carrying around those hefty tits of hers has to be tiring.

>>23123969
Based. I want a Dark Mage that looks like Nine though.

>>23124059
I want a Dark Mage that looks like Hex Maniac.

>>23124053
It's actually nothing to a monster girl, but she's bound to appreciate the effort and might give you a "massage" right back.

>>23123936
Yes, but please don't stop.

>>23124004
>>23124053
That almost makes me want a cuddle-addicted maid who tries fishing for affection whenever she completes a task, however small.

>>23124091
I FUCKING LOVE MY LICH WIFE!

>>23124053
Good idea! Giving your maids specific aftercare is the best!

>>23123936
Liches are one of the cutest girls in MGE, you have good taste lichfag.

>>23124059
You could probably guess what kind of a Dark Mage I want from my post.

>>23124100
You pretty much summed up what having a Kikimora daughteru is like.
>”Daddy, I cleaned my room all by myself! Can I have a hug now?”
>”Daddy, I helped mom with the laundry AND the dishes today! Can you kiss me goodnight tonight?”

>>23123936
You have. Don't forget to tell us how much you love your daughter, too!

>>23124137
>Can you kiss me goodnight tonight?
Is that not an assumed thing given to daughterus and sonerus alike automatically? Daughters have rights!

In Sabbath churches loli priests molest YOU!

>>23124139
I LOVE MY DAUGHTER TOO!

>>23124148
Aww what a cutie. I bet you have a whole picture book of her and your waifu in your wallet.

>>23124145
god I hope so, I don't pay that tithe for nothing.

>>23124156
I keep this picture as my phone background!

Horny horny big small girls

You got your own Kamaitachi trio. Sort of.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Roll three times, decide which of the three roles each of them take, and tell us how they get along.

>>23124163
What a beau of a bride! She looks ravishing! Your love must be so wonderful for her to be smiling so much for a Lich!

>>23124173
>tfw you will never have a shortstack cow ask you to be her big, strong breeding bull

>>23124192
She didn't want to do an extravagant wedding at first, but she came around as we walked down the isle!

>>23124175
>Soldier Beetle
>Scylla
>Succubus
The strong one, the dexterous one, and the sharp one respectively. They should get along, the Beetle is kuu, but Succ knows how to keep the group together.

Fluffy fox mofu.
Nine fluffy mofu, for nine times the fun.

Friendly reminder about what tails are for

>>23124205
How delightfully romantic, ah~
Maybe some day my Dear Wife and I will have a ceremony, but for now we can merely be amazed at others for theirs!

>>23124208
Talk about an old hag...

>>23124224
Hey hatterfag. How goes the commission?

>>23124217
This is how I would start out bullying an alp. A few hours of non-stop tail molestation.

>>23124239
The work continues! Its going to be a full front side and full backside view, full color! The artist I got it from does take a bit of time, but I got in early on their commission list. They didn't give a timeframe, but will send sketches first for approval, since it will be the first time she is drawn to my specifications!
I should perhaps make a small courteous warning, the artist I got it from is a high tier pick for mine, and I believe the finished product will represent close to the perfect normal size for her, but I could see some people here getting stuffy at thinking she's too thick. Its nothing hyper sized, but just giving a courteous fair warning well and early in advance. I'm so excited though!!!!

Is it possible to make an anubis queen instead of a pharaoh or is she stuck as regent?

>>23124175
>red oni
>mermaid
>greenworm
well we've got the primary colors of light here

>>23124260
Nuts to what some might say, thick wives are the best.

>>23124261
She's already queen of the dead! Rule the dead of the Desert Region!

>>23124260
Eh, actually, looking back again at the size specifications and examples I gave, maybe I'm being overly paranoid. Either way I'm excited!

>>23124260
Great to hear my man! Super excited to see her for the first time! Of course it would be a shame if your wife didn't have some potentially /d/tier assets!

>>23124269
It's true! Really, I'm overreacting. Just excited and looking forward to it! She's my perfect hourglass Dear Wife and I love her through the end of every looking glass!

>>23124258
It's a divine way to bully any succ, but especially for alps.

>>23124272
Quite so! How am I supposed to be completely enveloped under her derriere for hours and hours at a time while she hosts her tea parties if she's not equipped to be pillowy-comfortable in any seat?

>>23123936
Have I told you how much I want to fuck your wife in the ass?

>>23124260
>I could see some people here getting stuffy at thinking she's too thick
>Its nothing hyper sized
I have no idea how big we're talking if it's somehow too big for this thread, but not big enough to be /d/-tier. You probably have nothing to worry about.

>>23124321
I just want to make a good first impression for her, as absolutely positively hilariously pathetic as that may sound, hah. I do firmly believe I was overreacting though, she will be wonderful and should be no problem for the thread, but even if she were, she is my Dear Wife and I love her exactly the way she is!

>>23124332
>I just want to make a good first impression for her, as absolutely positively hilariously pathetic as that may sound, hah.

I get what you mean. I have drawn many pictures of my waifu but I won't share any until I finally get good at art. I want to make a good first impression too.

>>23124292
Exactly! And i bet being under that pillowy ass is quite extraordinary as well!

>>23124395
I envy you anon, to be able to draw her on your own talent has got to be a fantastic thing to be able to do!
>>23124409
Ahhhh, like being surrounded by giant warm firm pillows- soft, yet firm, weighty enough to make you feel pressure, yet light enough due to her mushroomy nature to not be unbearable. It is truly the core experience I envision having with my Dear Wife, and she loves doing it to me just as much as I love receiving it! It's like we were meant to be attached to one another in such a way!

>>23124426
What about times when the two of you have to be apart? Does she have a special cushion with a mold of your face to sit on? Do you have a posterior pillow?

>>23124128
Why?

>>23124426
>talent
My first drawings of her from a few months ago look like a toddler drew them. I have no talent.

>>23124467
I would not put it past her in the slightest to have such a thing just in case, and perhaps she does sit on such a special molded object while I’m actually up and about doing my service duties! However, from my end, nothing could come close to comparing to the real thing- thankfully, we are absolutely inseparable at most times, so I wouldn’t need to go far to be brought back to my most comfortable position! And as if should be, to provide her such comfort and respite for carrying such a sizable shelf around behind her all the time! Some of the bolder Cheshires at our parties even attempt to use it as such, storing their drinks on it while she’s conversing with someone else! Poor etiquette, but I can hardly blame them!

>>23124517
You don’t have NO talent, Anon, you have the seedlings of talent! Watered with drops of motivation and fertilized with healthy amounts of passion and patience, it can grow into something truly wonderful!

Her feet are stuck in the dirt but she still likes to slow dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP0tHmoc1rs

The Greila Sabbath has lots of manticores in it because manticores don't faint at the idea of sticking a needle into an onii-chan.

loli manticore doctors and nurses

>>23124426
Divine! Much like how i imagine being under my own wives ass during some of her sermons!

>>23124225
Her boss is an old hag.

>>23124145
Generally don’t like baphos, but this one speaks to me.

>>23124632
She looks like a petite young woman instead of a fucking child, is why

Milf foxes with cat underlings are fun

New Dark Mage wife comm from Nav. God I love this one, he does such great work!
https://files.catbox.moe/p1dyn4.png

>>23124662
Yeah that would be it.

>>23124674
She's trying to communicate, but why?

>>23124175
>blue oni
>kiki
>unagi

Blue Oni obviously gets the heavy role. She has the strength but her clumsy drunken movements are always accidentally kicking up strong winds that cause trouble for the others.

Unagi Joro gets the sharp sickles. She acts as the anchor of the group with her calm collected demeanor but if you test her patience for too long she won't hesitate to cut you down and instill obedience.

Kikimora is the healer. She's there to patch up you up after the brutal three way you just had. She doesn't talk much, but when she does the group always listens.

If a boy gets turned into an alp as a baby, aren't they just a normal succubus?

>>23124749
Baby as in still inside the mom, like Blade becoming a vampire or you mean?

>>23124674
I have a hard time writing the letters mirrored like that.

>>23124175
So, I'll get ambushed and knocked off my feet by an Ushi-Oni, driven to an extreme need for mamono warmth by a Tsurara-Onna who's fashioned her icicles into literal sickles, and then treated by the sweetest little deredere Mimic alchemist, whose box seems to have an endless supply of potions.

>>23124761
Imagine how many times she must have practiced.

>>23124754
No, turning pregnant human women into monsters is an entirely different experiment.

>>23124749
Monsters don't operate on genetics.
The reason more powerful species take longer to have kids is the accumulation of mana.
Thus, having a well of yang = male. Not having one = female.
Babies don't count until they're born.

>>23124768
I was talking about a young child, not a fetus. If they are turned into a monster very early in life, they would be indistinguishable from a normal succubus.

>>23124768
I like to think, for the sake of not breeding out humans and making us (and by extension them) extinct, the babies are half likely to be monsters, half human

>>23124805
It doesn't really make sense that they'd alp too early, though. I think the most liberal estimates would mean they could wish to be the girl at like five, but more likely for the setting it'd be around puberty.

>>23124749
That wouldn't even happen

https://pastebin.com/PtM86Kt6

Starting a story.
I like writing but have never finished anything of notable length.
Feel free to give input, though there isn't much there yet I guess.

Is there a way out if this

>>23124881
Okay start but you need to work on sentence structure. I didn't notice any errors in the works themselves but reading it feels wrong. Like some sentences where added that didnt need to be.

>>23124897
Paralysis tends to limit escape options.

>>23124897
Mirrored sunglasses.

>>23124897
Leave your body, Seymour

>>23124897
Why would you want to escape? And as a follow-up question, is a basilisk's gaze stronger if she's heart-pupilling?

>>23124897
You've got three options:
>Accept your fate as her lover and engage in hot, heavy, passionate sex
>Reject your fate as her lover and struggle until she has her way with you
>Reject your fate as her lover and somewhat succeed in attacking her, causing her to take drastic action by swallowing you whole to prevent further harm to herself

Tea is served.

>>23125031
How much Elder dick did she have to suck to get that mug?

>>23125036
Notice it says "Elders Favorite", not "Elder's Favorite".

>>23125031
Wowee that smells good I'll drink it cause I trust you and I know you wouldn't do anything I wouldn't want to me thank you!

>>23125036
But the elder gods are female.

>>23125063
That doesn't mean anything to chaos monsters.

>>23124995
I think she’d have heart pupils as soon as the mask is off

Shub Niggurath would make a fine Elder Sister.

>>23125067
What is your purpose for shitposting patently false info?

>Are you lost?
>let me guide you!

>>23125187
Yes hello I was looking for someone to play Halo with?

>>23125191
I bet she teamkills you when you least expect it

>>23125187
>love cats
>love playful teasing women
>love short skirts and big tits
I don't know how I'd be able to resist. In wonderland I'd become cat bait within minutes

>>23123658
I want a pair of Troll panties, I'm sure they have a particular design because of the tail and the massive bottom

>>23125187
I wounder if a Cheshire cat can could feel my fetish for girls with very short skirts teasing me.
Then again, they would find that out in no time considering their nature.

>>23125220
RIP you. Wonderland sounds like a hellscape to me, I guess I wouldn't have to worry about wandering in.

>>23125208
If she does that I'm gonna squirt her with water.
Bad cat.

>>23125187
What if I outright tell her I want to stuff her and her sisters wombs and butts with my cum?

>>23125220
You’re gonna end up like that guy in KC’s doujin

I know we like to fantasize about these monsters all day but do take a minute to just sit back without browsing any further and thoroughly consider what she could do to you in not even an hour.
>you're already restrained in her den (as if you had even a snowball's chance in hell to escape)
>you can see flames emit from her tongue as she licks her lips like a savage wolf about to dig into a poor, helpless hare
>continues to push you to and from your limit until the intensity damn near causes your vision to go blurry, using grandmaster-like precision claws and paws to firmly yet carefully tease parts of your body you didn't even know were sensitive or could be erotically stimulated
>she's gyrated her hips directly on yours making you THROB so fucking hard that she could practically feel your heart beating while it's deep inside her merciless monster pussy
>you've already nut what feels like ten meters inside her and by some miracle your wiener just refuses to go limp
>the only sounds other than your own beating heat working its hardest are those diabolical laughs and the encouraging yet obscene words coming out of her mouth that somehow squeeze in between the panting and wet sloppy piston pumping sounds at just the right moments, as if she knows exactly how to time it so that your brain is just on the goddamn brink of sensory overload but pull you back just before it to keep you feeling every second, every smell, every feel, every taste, every sound
>it's only been ten minutes
Are you really sure you wanna get hounded down? I mean, really, REALLY sure?

>>23125415
fuck my proofreading skills
I mean ten liters not ten meters*

>>23124881
Good luck anon, I'll read it

>>23125415
>>23125426
I want something similar but with a manticore or raiju or cheshire. Or maybe all four taking turns on me. Milking me dry of all my semen continually. Nice green.

>>23125415
I'm definitely sure I want it. I'd even act super smug before hand to get her to go even harder.

A tragedy has befallen the kingdom. What do?

>>23126169
What a wimp. Point and laugh.
Tell her she's lucky to have you because no one else would want her.

>>23124881
Bit short to get a good feel for, so keep at it. I'm interested to see where things go.

You seem to have a grasp of grammer/spelling, so that's a start.

>>23125187
Sure, I'm looking for the THICK part of wonderland,

Always give your local snow leopard plenty of bellyrubs

I want to be a pizza delivery guy being pursued by ravenous Wendigos. Such is the hegemony of the food chain.

>>23124662
>fucking child
That's what a baphomet would tell you to do.

>>23126389
You know those "Slow - children at play" signs in neighborhoods? Streets with Wendigo families have "Caution - hungry Wendis" with a Wendigo silhouette and Wendi-chan standing underneath the sign with a big smile

>>23126518
>Sabbath Strip Club
Yes please

>>23126518
>>23126572
>Sabbath strip club
Made me remember to use this scene https://files.catbox.moe/5ylt2h.png

>>23126588
Wonder if there's a cunny-shot scene out there where her legs are fully spread. That'd be grand

>>23126596
Hope these are to your liking, was too lazy to search so I put one together using the poses that came with the download
https://files.catbox.moe/1dc6v1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/igruqv.png

What monster is best for someone who loves to exercise but cant because they were diagnosed with arthritis across all their joints from running when they were an obese teen and lifting heavier than their joints can handle. He's so depressed.

>>23123936
I told her for you! She makes an amazing cheesecake for all of the PTA meetings and reunites the families stricken by fatal losses!.

Post some fucking alarunes.

>>23123671
whos that supposed to be? a dragon? godzilla?

>>23126716
Eat shit and die giantessfaggot

>>23126715
If you remove her from the flower,will she die?

>>23126697
Gentle healing from a Kikimora.
>she takes the lead slowly in bed and makes sure to take care of you
>as her mana seeps into your body over the months she starts encouraging you to try gentle weights
>even if they're only 5kg she stays by your side with a towel and water to help you whenever needed
>as you start to improve and her mamono mana has more of an effect she starts to encourage you to react more in bed too, even if she still leads
>next come the calm jogs, she waits outside your home waiting for you to return from your routine knowing you can do it
>a year later you start to feel like your old self again, your loving maid smiles warmly and tells you she always knew you could do it
>that night she wants you to take the lead, she sheds tears not only due to how good it feels but because she gets to see you healthy
>little would both of you know that session would result in your daughter being conceived, soon enough you would have two girls in your life cheering you on

>>23126697
Git magical healing and then go running with a cockatrice.

>>23126726
It would be extremely unpleasant.

>Staring contest with a Manticore
>if you lose she'll pounce you and milks you dry

>>23126768
Liar she will do it regardless if i win or not

>>23126758
but why

>had a dream where Grelia prescribed me a harem of Familiars
>a Grelia Familiar, a Runya Familiar, a DLA Familiar, a Kuroferuru Familiar, a Momonika Familiar, and a Ropurotto Familliar
>plus a Kikimora from Grelia's Sabbath to help clean up

>tfw no cute troll girl to tease me with her big feet ;-;

>>23126715
That's a cute fucking plant.

>>23126771
>Anon wakes up in the middle of the street
>Finds a bunch of unused Manticore spines wrapped in a piece of cloth with a note
>"use these if you miss me"

>>23126731
>>23126736
Thank you anons, I'll search the mail order maid services now.

>tfw no big monster to pin you down just by laying on you
I want to get snu snu'd so bad.

>>23126901
I desire BEEG monster girls that are buff, soft, or both.

>>23126906
Both is best. Not only can she squeeze you good in a bearhug, but it'll be like sinking into a warm, heavenly marshmellow.

>>23126951
This is true regardless of species.

>>23126715
Could someone post liliraune?

>>23126951
Gimme this in Kiki and Minotaur form.

>>23126988
I read that as Kiki and Minotaur farm at first and I'm now wondering how that would even work.

>>23127009
Kiki milk maids.
Minos milked.

>>23126988
Kiki is on back-order. Have a mino in the meantime.

>>23127011
But then who milks the Kikis?

>>23127015
I'll take it and get to work while we wait.

>>23127019
You/other Kikis

>>23126831
Pay the troll toll already

>>23125187
don't let me get snatched by jub jubs on the way, okay?

>>23126169
HEY

>>23126169
Kiss it

>>23127045
Don't you hey at me young lady

>>23126169
The Pharaoh has fell into the river in lego city?

Why is the wight so perfect? From her big blond hair to the elegant aura, I love evrything about her!

>>23126671
Top notch stuff, anon!

>>23127085
>extendable claws
Wait a second, that's cheating

>>23127085
>beautiful
>noble
>playful
>elegantly sexy
>sexually thick and incredibly cute high class lolis

>>23127102
Glad you like it. Open to taking more requests for scenarios with her or other MGE cards, I may not be able to draw but providing porn feels good.

>>23125415
If you were trying to make it sound unappealing, I'd say you failed.

>>23127151
Absolutely! The design for her is already incredible, but having her be a tad more thick is just what I get in my art for her!

>>23127166
If you can, some blowjob/bukkake, mindbreak, or anal would be nice of Bapho-chan

>>23127147
This is how they suck you dry. Getting your energy drained that way fills you with pleasure so you won't resist

>>23127195
The hand also feels warm, like a big, soft, and tight hug! And could probably be adjusted to any size!

>>23127205
Does her hand have a Yeti paw setting for cold, yet cozy hugs?

>>23127233
A deep chill, soul deep! It seems you'll have to cuddle close to alleviate it, Anon!

Does fiscal responsibility attract Tanukis?

>>23126852
I don't even get her number?
Manticore these days...

>>23127188
On it, got most of those apart from anal and mindbreak. Looking in some mega folders now, may be easier depending on your tolerance for dopel potions or tentacles.

>>23127360
I'm full on degenerate, my friend. No worries about limitations, I have none

>>23127360
I like the idea of tentacle potions. My waifu is a Night Gaunt after all. Especially if it's more consensual tentacles where she actually looks like she is having fun and doesn't look like she is about to be ripped apart.

>>23127369
>>23127406
Blowjob (clipping issues) https://files.catbox.moe/xyprtd.png
Bukkake: https://files.catbox.moe/rqtr68.png
Mindbreak: https://files.catbox.moe/4bblv9.png
Tentacle potion mindbreak: https://files.catbox.moe/7ccw2j.png
Tentacle potion enjoying it: https://files.catbox.moe/p8z2m3.png personally really love consensual tentacle potion use.

>>23127553
The absolute madlad! Thanks!

>>23127581
Any time anon, it's fun doing those

Getting a maid outfit commission for my waifu is pretty hard. I don't know what style of uniform to dress her up in.

>>23127360
>>23127369
>>23127406
>>23127553
Based and Consenticals pilled. Tentacle potion use with your monstergirl waifu is the best.

>>23127724
Tentacle potion makes pleasing a whole harem both easier and more fun.

>>23127698
What sort of style does she usually prefer? I think my anubis can really pull off the Japanese style onsen maid uniform or whatever those taverns are called with the kimono and apron combo. Her long black hair would look nice in a bun and her himecut would frame her face nicely. Her dark skin would be an interesting contrast to the usually pale complexion one expects from an Asian beauty too. Sometimes a gap is nice too though. I admit a sexy french maid outfit would be just as appealing to me, if in other ways. Her wagging tail accidentally revealing her black garters and underwear when she passes by or on full display every time she bends over to pick something up. That cute frown as she spies me watching her, cheeks dark in embarrassment as her tail wags higher despite herself, would absolutely slay me.

>>23127698
My advice is to look through maid tags on boorus till you find the answer.
>>23127724
Bless KC for making them so wholesome.

>>23127785
Exactly! Plus it probably feels amazing as well! You tasting and pleasure all of their bodies.

>>23127838
Why i love KC. Such a good idea by him.

>ywn have a wight sugar momma
>ywn get lost and collapse in the middle of nowhere then get found by a ryu or an inary and get taken to her shrine
>she takes you in until you recover
>she decides to train you to be her shrine attendant
>ywn spent the rest of your life taking care of shrine and performing "fertility rituals" with your goddess waifu

>>23127553
You should do gangbang pics of her

She's bad at cooking!

Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick
Need me a bapho to belittle my 2 inch dick

https://files.catbox.moe/1hzw29.png

>>23127553
Damn that's some good stuff.
Impregnation when?

>>23127936
>Lich studies everything she can find on cooking
>Kinda good at it but will never stray from a recipe for any reason.

>>23127553
I don't know about you, but the problem I'm running into every time I switch a model in scenes to Bapho-chan is that a lot of them aren't too loli friendly. That is, hand, mouth, and cunny placement is always a bit off from what it should be

>>23127297
The idea is for you to get hooked on her venom so you'd seek her out and get milked again

>>23127930
I hope you're okay with doppel potions, I just have to find a scene that works with her proportions.
>>23127995
>another koikatsu anon
Glad to see people getting on the train, hope to see more
>>23127999
https://files.catbox.moe/4ckbgh.png
>>23128025
Yeah that happens. Sometimes it's just a matter of playing with the axis for both characters but there's some which just aren't designed with loli proportions in mind no matter how much you fiddle with it.

>>23128042
I know. I was just making a bad joke.

>>23128006
>wight fucks up a basic recipe
>acts noble and very high class whole you try it
>ask why the bitter soup tastes sweet
>she cries

https://files.catbox.moe/kc8k8u.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vpqtgn.png
https://files.catbox.moe/l468e1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dir0k7.png

More Bapho-chan pics! Such a slutty girl!

>>23128090
>Vampire wants to make something
>Doesn't understand that just telling people what to do doesn't count as making it yourself
>Tries to make it on her own
>After not getting the recipe she just tells you she's having blood for dinner again.

>>23128108
>Pharoah tries to make a feast to celebrate her anubis minister getting married
>Table looks impressive, lots of meats and appetizers.
>first guest pokes his plate
>all his food collapses into sand
>yfw she mummified the food

Hellhounds can be extremely gentle and considerate lovers anyone who claims otherwise are probably just jealous kobolds or werewolves

>>23128134
>Zombie makes cereal
>Zombie is very pleased with herself.

>>23128145
Now I want to see a hellhound "steal" away a husband of a warewolf and then gently make love to him but be very rough when the werewolf sees it just to make her jealous.

>>23128160
Zombie-chan is the best! My wight was so cute as a zombie! The hardest about loving a wight is understanding that the dull but sweet girl you liked and the noble beauty you have now are one and the same.

>>23128160
Well done! A true lady of the house!

>>23128160
Undead cooking tier list
Zombie>ghost>ghouls>skeleton>mummy>dullahan>banshee>jiangshi>phantom>vampire>wight>pharaoh>lich>ochimusha>dragon zombie

tanuki city is in ruins. Over run by Zombies lusting for a hubby to be dicked by. They will not stop until they have your cum.

Apparently you can submit a janny app right now. Is anyone from these threads gonna do it? Would be nice to get some of the retards out of these threads sooner.

>>23128194
>doing it for free
But seriously, don't expect anyone to actually submit an application. It's far easier to continually complain about how shitty the thread/board/site/moderation is than it is to actually do something about it.

>>23128210
If I didn't have to watch the whole board, and I could just patrol the thread, I would have already sent an application in. But I don't give a fuck about the other 99% of this board

>>23128185
Jokes on them, I accidentally activated the 'unlimited cum' cheat.

>>23128099
Based and Bapho pilled, would love to collaborate ideas.
>>23127930
>>23128076
Here we go, made them visibly the same same guy to make it obvious this is a doppelganger potion from her husband and not a random gangbang.
https://files.catbox.moe/g1pjf1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vlt8ea.png

>>23128194
Maybe if this was back before you had to send in your government ID to do it for free.

>>23128185
big deal, any anon can totally escape a zombie invasion. now if Karakasa Corporation started unleashing Zombie Dragon Tyrants, we're all fucked haha

>>23128229
You don't.

>>23128194
>you have to submit ID
Nah no thanks and despite popular belief, janny actions are actually scrutinized by the mods. You can't just go deleting anything that annoys people if it doesn't break the rules.

>>23128255
You do

>>23128272
Prove it

>>23128221
Dont plan standing for a while. The zombies will not stop draining you.

>>23128236
Even if they did they would probably only target STARS. Everyday joe should be fine. Now the other beasts like the arachne, Kobolds, Hellhounds, Sewer Crocs, Lickers, and G's are dangerous to all males penises.Needless to say a lot of harems will form.

>>23128279
Yes but once they've reached full cumflation I can just leave them while they're slow and cumdrunk.

>>23128227
Very nice!

>>23128278

They made it a rule years ago.

https://blog.4chan.org/post/108414215167/new-requirement-for-4chan-volunteers-going-forward

>>23127147

>>23128185
>tfw the only "zombie apocalypse" games I've played are WC3 and FE8

>>23128304
>five years ago
Outdated post. Jannies don't have to submit ID anymore.

>>23128309
You're not gonna trick me into applying jabroni

>>23128289
Thats assuming they dont cuddle pile you. Which is the wrong assumption.

>>23128308
Its okay anon. For the longest time i had only played 4,5, and 6 which some old RE fags would view as sacrilege.

>>23128349
Just gotta play it careful then....or maybe start hunting the 'hunters' as it were.

>>23128181
Lich cooking is probably good, just very uninspired.

>>23128362
Well then you better watch out when the actual hunters are released.

Does breeding a cheshire make her less smug?

>>23128439
>Hunter opens door with a smug look on her face.
>Sees half a dozen zombies, cumflated and agehoing on the floor while a seventh is railed on a desk.
>Give her the biggest shit eating grin of your life.
>She just closes the door.

>>23128306
>neet Wight living in a penthouse condo
>the whole place is filled with trash and her unwashed clothes
Would you become her butler to help her integrate into high society?

>>23128145
If by "extremely gentle" you mean "won't bite hard enough to make you bleed" and by "considerate" you mean "if you're lucky, she'll take you to bed to destroy your pelvis instead of pushing you down on the floor", sure they are.

>>23128450
She shifts into MAXIMUM OVERSMUG!

>>23128450
Sometimes. Usually not.

>>23128450
no, breeding her will only give her a reason to smug at you more for being her eternal victim

i want to be raped by a raiju

>>23128543
i hear ya. just keep in mind, that it's possible, you will get raped by her in public and lots of watching kids will see sex for the first time because of you and her

>>23128450
Usually it changes nothing, and you have equal chance to make her less smug or more smug. Either way, you end up with smug daughters.

>>23128434
>flavor is for the lazy
>nutrients are all you need

>>23128543
Yeah, but where and how?

>>23128145
>Hellhounds can be extremely gentle and considerate lovers
Maybe if she's small enough to be easily manhandled and dominated. But that just results in a smug brat lolihound being bred and fucked into the bed instead.

>>23128552
there's magic to fix that
>>23128572
anywhere anyhow

>>23128593
>implying all doms are cruel and mean
Eat shit you cumbly bumbly fuck-fuck idiot.

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Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 120. This concludes the weekly report.
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>>23128610
God damn

Which monster is a huge dork that will listen to the thps soundtrack with me?

>>23128479
Do such a good job serving the Mistress that even neighbor Kikimora will be impressed!

>>23128610
Is it just me or did gazerfag fall off the grind everywhere except twitter?

>>23128706
No. He won't be getting that many commissions this month.

Miko's been up since midnight and it's 6:30 AM now...

How do these girls do it?

>>23128741
Silly anon, this isn't the vtuber thread

>>23128610
fish daughter!

>>23128610
>fat fucking sally tail
nice

how uncomfortable would you be if you were overhearing a conversation between two witches talking about really lewd sex on the train?

>>23128763
It's not exactly a secret.

>>23128763
hiding erections at that point is impossible

>>23128763
I'd be uncomfortable only if they were talking about me.

>>23128763
I would ask the witches what sabbath they were in and if they are recruiting.

>>23128801
>They do not actively conduct solicitation, but they have lots of interactions with the outside world. Apparently, while actively frolicking and playing with humans to convey the charm of little beast girls, before they knew it, the pack's numbers had increased.
I want to go watch the beast lolis play.

>>23128763
Walk up, and ask for a demonstration.

>>23128810
i'd throw a frisbee

>>23128810
It's all fun and games until you try to go home, and then it's more fun and games.

>>23128826
What kind of games?

>>23128878
tail waggle exiting ones!

>>23128913
>exiting
exciting*

>>23128763
Overhearing two monster elementary schoolers talking about sex on the train would be more interesting.

I want an Anubis and Cheshire to fight each other to see who is the worthy breeding partner!

>>23128913
What about them is so exciting?
What are the rules?

>>23128924
Just get a Doppelganger potion and breed both of them at the same time.

>>23128933
you have to take this little girl and her pack to be your wives and fill them with as much semen as you can

>>23128924
>Anubis flaunting her thick chocolate thighs and jiggly bubble butt, trying to tempt you into bending her over then and there
>Cheshire pushing her hefty breasts up with her arms, leaning forward and mimicking a lewd, sloppy blowjob
There does not exist a man with a strong enough will to make such a tough choice.

>>23128943
That game sounds pretty tiring...
How long do I have to play?

>>23128981
I love dogs and cats but as an introvert who's weak to teasing smug women I gotta say the cat does it for me every time
Again, I wouldn't survive in wonderland for five minutes

>>23128989
until nap time

>>23129037
Titbox

>>23129037
She's the most clear illustration of why the "big chest onee-chan" type is better if you're taller, older and more dominant than her.

I imagine the district where the Sabbath HQ lies at is a city filled with nothing but a huge variety of monster children and some grown men

If I throw sock, will Kobold retrieve it?

>>23129142
this is the kind of place i'd imagine where a foolish man challenges a bapho to a duel

>>23129173
I'd fight a small salamander there

>>23129142
I wanna visit the cute little potion shops

>>23129196
What if you fought a big salamander and the stakes of her losing is mamanomana making her turn into a loli that you can bend over everything

>>23129220
I’m not sure I’d ever experiment with my Dear Wife trying out a loli bodytype, but if I were to, I’d make sure I’d buy a potion from a certified Sabbath branch!

>>23129230
>You hear nothing but VULKAN LIVES

>>23129230
Not that that doesn't have its own appeal but I'd rather she just be what I want than force her into it.

this is what they're headquarters looks like but less holy looking and more grim

>>23129263
the sabbath hq, i mean.
it's how i imagined it. with a huge bridge beautiful lights producing from the lamp posts, nice, well kept plants and greenery. and they got lots of magitech signal towers and buildings too because they're extremely advanced.

>>23129173
Looks more like the place you'd get dragged to after getting kidnapped by an ocelomeh

>>23129232
I'm sure a hatter would look great as a fat-bottomed little girl.

>>23129278
well, the place in the photo was taken at a historical site in mexico. it belonged to a less fortunate indigenous race that got raped hard by the far superior aztec people, a very long time ago

>>23129278
i NEED to be raped by that cat ass

>>23129220
>get a lolification potion
>oldest onee-san in my harem is now made to treat the JC and JK girls as onee-sans

>>23129278
imagine getting dragged by ocelomeh guards looking smug at you because you're about to meet your fate behind this place

>>23129196
That looks like an uncomfortable place to fight a lolimander, you need a field of soft grass to fuck her on afterwards.

>>23129418
Lolimander's are good for tight places.

Do undead get brain freezes?

>>23129220
>My potions are too strong for you

>>23129325
>behind this place
Waaait a minute.
This isn't a ritual at all, is it?

>>23127147
Nobility don't play fair.

>>23128177
I wonder if any Wights pretend they are still Zombies

>be studying in your room
>your shortstack onee-san comes in and volunteers to help you
>she slides into your lap, letting her plump butt mold to the shape of your crotch and hotdogging you through your pants
>the scent coming off of her is so enticing, you can't focus on anything but her
>she notices you heavy breathing and asks if there is something wrong, oblivious to what she's doing to you
Onee-sans are dangerous.

>>23129679
"Oblivious"

>>23129656
>Wight wearing green makeup and fake stitches
>Still only talks in only one word sentences
>Hugs you every morning mumbling warm
>Only figure out she's a zombie when you see her using her spectral claws to grab some candy
>Tries to play it off as you were just seeing things
>Starts using a much more verbose vocabulary trying to explain she's still a zombie
Wights sure are silly

>>23129656
>anon has a cute, dumb zombie wife that he dotes on all the time
>she turned into a wight years ago, but keeps it a secret from him because she loves being his cute, dumb wife
A wight willingly shuffling around with a blank stare and moaing "waaaarm" is too adorable.

i want to play the Wii with Titania and her friends!

>>23129788
'Ware fairies that play with your Wii.

>>23129788
>the Wii
She doesn't even have a switch? Guess I'm going to the Hellhound next door, she at least has an Xbox.

>"S-so this will really get him to notice me?"
>"Sweetie, men go crazy for these things. One look at this and you'll have his baby in you by morning. Speaking from experience~"

>>23129823
>not playing with the lich on her PS4

>>23129843
I love mamano culture! That succ is gonna be shocked by how her crush won't be able to keep his eyes off of her the next time they meet!
Older monstergirls should teach the younger how to be their best sexy selves!

>>23129858
>Older monstergirls should teach the younger how to be their best sexy selves!
Oh, I agree.
>newly monsterized succ learning from an older succ
>idolizes her mentor because every part of her oozes pure SEX and can make her husband cream his pants with just a look
>doesn't know her "onee-sama" is actually an alp

>>23129913
>"Oh babygirl, I've done it aaall~"
>"On the table, on the ceiling, in the tentacle forest, across multiple dimensions, while arm wrestling with him..."
>"H-huh? Arm wrestling?"
>"Oh! Hmhmm~ Don't worry about that last one, sweetie~"
Delightful! Experience counts!

>>23128610
Are we sure Baphomet400 is actually an Owl Mage?

Also, that Pharaoh is making some sort of powerplay for me. Throw in some tender aftercare and I'm sold.

Anyone have the website for the Japanese hellhound sister-in-law story that got posted here
a while ago? I never saved it.

>>23130001
Probably KC's website

The thread is dead, but that doesn't mean you should remove your Dear Wife's booty from atop your head. Remember that, tis what I said!

>>23130195
Jinkos are heavy

>>23130001
Fuck guys she could beat me into a pulp and I'd just lie there in a pool of blood sayinh "thank you"

>>23130247
She would probably fuck you unconscious for even entertaining the thought that she would actually do something like that to you.

>>23129823
mario kart wii is the best mario kart. titania would main the queen bee or rosalina

>>23130258
Yeah I know they don't actually wanna break us and take care not to harm our fragile bodies, but I'm so content with the idea that she could utterly dominate me that I'd be more than happy to tell let it happen.

>>23130302
I love foxes

>>23130308
They like you too
Now open up slut

>>23130317
*Inari

A proper Kikimora will always deepthroat her master upon his return home.
If yours doesn't, odds are she's a disgusting human in disguise.

>>23130282
my dream home is a hellhound's cave lair

Don't marry the dorf anon.

>>23130317
wonder what being throat fucked by a tongue is like

>>23130341
>come home
>kiki greets you at the door
>something seems off about her
>she hesitant to blow you, but she does
>can only take the tip without gagging
>"Something's not right here."
>pull off her kiki ears to reveal human ears
>it was an Order paladin all along
>"You don't need monsters, Anon. Human girls can please you just as well."
Always be on the lookout for human thots in disguise.

>>23130341
Remember, if your rad kiki can't pull off the stunt it might be a humie in disguise.

>>23130365
Okay, I'll marry my onee-sans instead.

>>23130341
Even if he'd rather get on his knees and get his tongue in her pussy? Though maybe I'm thinking of how a butler should greet his Mistress when she's back.

Big drunk auntie inari who'll accidentally barge into your room thinking it's hers and you're her body pillow smothering you between her massive tits until she notices your boner and realizes her mistake and pins you down begging you to forgive her as she thinks sex will help keep your mouth shut

>>23130365
Alright, I won't.

>>23130388
Kiki teaching Shoggy how to kickflip!

Once again I remind you that I love my lich wife!

>>23130372
>guy meets a new monstergirl every week
>but every week, it turns out she's actually just the same obsessive paladin-chan childhood friend in disguise
Genuinely cute.

>>23130410
Does she have an actual lab or does she use kitchenware and such for her experiments?

>>23130409
First, she'll have to teach her how to have legs.

>>23130365
I'd rather marry a plant.

Anyone notice how so many sabbath girls love to show off their tummies?

>>23130390
>>23130408
>>23130522
>And then the Dorf went extinct

Dayum shame.

>>23130535
It is a place of power

>>23130535
Showing off their charms is what the sabbath does!

>>23130410
Hopefully her experiments are better than how mine have gone in the kitchen, lichfag! I made need to enlist her necromancy services if I keep trying to make dishes outside of my skill level!
No seriously I almost died from my own cooking last night holy sweet queen of hearts how can I screw up irish cassarole so badly bleeeeugh!

>>23130444
She had a lab installed after we started dating!
>>23130569
She can make a mean potion but she can't cook for the unlife of her! I am in charge of all the cooking due to being raised by professional chefs!
Seems a lot like a shepards pie so be careful with your cooking.

We all talk about how we would bully monsters, but what would they say as a clap back? Pic semi-related

>>23130587
I remember when we just called it a "retort."

>>23130439
She's bound to monsterize eventually with such dedication to please him.

>>23130586
I will be! And you two make a dynamic duo then! Having a wife who has an understanding of the material manipulation of mamano mana really does unlock so many options!

>>23130592
The future is now, old man

>>23130606
Together we make a powerful couple! My lich wife with her intelligence and wit and my ability to handle basic life tasks!

>>23130539
Addenda:
>Elves are fine in addition to plants
>Bugs are fine in addition to plants
>Elementals are fine in addition to plants
>Elves have told me there's a big reward for contributing to dorf extinction

>>23130535
we need eight more sabbath branches

>>23130647
At the minimum we need a belly dancing sabbath, a hypnosis sabbath, and a dedicated idol sabbath.

>>23130645
>Elves

Truly there can be nothing more vile in the MGE universe.

Does you wife have AMBITIONS? My dragon wife is hoping to become the high priestess of five major gods.

>>23130689
To become the greatest alchemist of all time!

>>23130682
how about branches that compliment well with other branches like a cooking/culinary sabbath that gets its supplies from marune's sabbath. or a mommy sabbath for when momonika witches have finally grown past the age and are set to grow up to be adults and be lolis again because they have the life experience and want to be best kind of lolibabas

>>23130686
Never forget, human women still exist in the MGE universe.

>>23130689
To become an archmage of legend in the face of everyone who laughed at her and said she couldn't!
I'm pretty sure nobody has. She has issues.

>>23130406
What if it was auntie Youko instead?

>>23130707
Someone has to provide all the men

>>23130001
>those bones
Do Skeleton MGs live in fear of hellhounds, werewolves and the like?

>>23130748
More like annoyance than fear.
Their bones can't get damaged from it but they get real sick of having to chase down their arm for the fifteenth time.

>>23130707
But they can turn into wholesome MGs