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Which touhou would you keep chained to the radiator in your basement?

>> No.23114765

>>23114692
Patchouli! Not Flatchouli or Fatchouli but just the right middle ground where she has thicc thighs, big breasts and wide hips but a thin waist and a slim face.

>> No.23114776

>>23114692
Obviously Satori.

>> No.23114779
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OP's got the idea. Not chained to a radiator, though, she'd get her own room. Not a room anyone would want to be trapped in, but a room none the less!

>> No.23114780

Okuu, for redundancy.

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>>23114692
At first, the three fairies and Marisa. I'd go out everyday and find more cute little girls to put in my basement. Hopefully by the end of the week I'll have Cirno, Satorin, Clownpiece and Chen.

>> No.23115082

>>23114776
Satori would be wasted in a basement.

What you gotta do is set up a public art gallery, the walls plastered with lewd and risque Satori art, with a wide variety of genres. Make sure there's something for everyone.
Next, encase Satori herself in a manikin of modeled after her, posed in a cute or sexy way with a big, happy expression on it's plastic face. Be sure to set her up with small tubes for air, food, water, and waste too. Vibrators optional!
Then, once visitors start coming in, secretly pump a thin, tasteless, odorless aphrodisiac gas into the room. Nothing crazy, just enough to get people a little turned on.

And voila! You've a created a factory for producing lewd thoughts about Satori, with Satori secretly present and helplessly hearing every single one! Keep the exhibit open for as long as you like, knowing she'll be tormented by their fantasies the entire time!

>> No.23117790

>>23115082
dam

>> No.23117901

>>23114692
I'd keep Clappy in a box under my bed>>23115082
>Nothing crazy, just enough to get people a little turned on.
No, you should flood the room with aphrodisiac gases so that she's surrounded by a massive orgy, being forced to watch others drown in pleasure and ecstasy while she's completely unable to relieve her building sexual frustration.

>> No.23118285

>>23117901
I don't think many girls would go see lewds of Satorin in public, so an orgy would most likely not happen, put it would be interesting to see her reaction when a bunch of guys jerk off in front of her.

>> No.23119917

>>23114692
I'd keep Aya in a kennel inside of a non-climate-controlled storage unit behind a heap of miscellaneous junk such as my grandmother's ashes.

>> No.23119972

>>23114692
Flandre. And it's not my basement, it's my mistress' basement. I just work there.

>> No.23120025

>>23118285
If she's set up in the middle of some public park, there'd be all sorts of people. Men, women ,children, the elderly, dogs, wild animals, etc.

>> No.23121127

>>23117790
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>>23117901
No way, that's not sustainable. Plus they'll all be thinking about whoever they're fucking, not Satori herself.

>>23118285
Maybe you could have a room off to the side where they could do that? I'm not sure how much range Satori's mind-reading has. It probably shouldn't be right there in the gallery.

>> No.23121547

>>23119917
Aya should be in some sort of absolute restraint, barely able to twitch, in front of a tiny window towards the sky. Take away her speed and show the place she can't reach. I dunno how you could work in the news angle, though.

>> No.23124313
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>>23114692
Yakumo Yukari

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>>23124387
I am ready to take up the challenge and to go where no man has gone before

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>>23124401
What's the plan, man? How you gonna make her go from that to this?

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Patchouli so she can finally lose some weight

>> No.23124483

>>23124451
Because nothing burns fat like being trapped in someone basement for months.
Are you going to force her on to a treadmill? Make her keep running or suffer some kind of penalty? A sexy one? A scary one? She's got breathing problems too, anon, this could be dangerous.

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>>23124440
The plan is to train my body to near superhuman level, become a master of magic and spiritual power, learn how to make drugs, with all of that skillset should be enough to make her sensitive and weak enough to give me a edge, it will be long and hard battle but with enough willpower, I think it may be possible to win her over.

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>>23124530
Oh.

>> No.23124893

>>23124483
She will eat nothing but Iron supplements until she has reached the desired weight

>> No.23125306

>>23124440
Hours of foreplay until she's begging me to stick it inside, then ramming her with all my might and pulling out every time she's close to orgasm.

>> No.23129758

Which toho would you absolutely not keep chained to the radiator in your basement?
Which tohu would you simply make eat all the eggs?
Which tuho would you be chained to the radiator in the basement of?
Which touho would you use magic to turn into a sentient onahole?
Which tohou would you impregnate consensually dozens of times?
Which tuhu would you impregnate non-consensually dozens of times? Which tuhuh would you play video games with?
Which would you watch anime with?
Which would you bathe non-consensually?
Which would you make-out with in public?
Which would you fuck in a stairwell?

>> No.23129888

>>23129758
All of them, that's mean
Mamizou
Yukari
Daiyousei
Letty
None, that's awful
Nitori
Probably also Nitori
None, that's weird
Patchouli
Yuyuko

>> No.23129956

>>23129888
It's only mean if you choose not to treat them nicely.

>> No.23130923

>>23121547
Periodically cover the skylight with a copy of Hatate's newspaper, so that she has no choice but to read it! Her rival's paper!

>> No.23131898

>>23129758
Yuukarin
I guess Hatate or Yamame or other touhou I hate.
Yuukarin
Tenko (*as part of a play that she begs for)
Yuukarin
Yuukarin
Yuukarin (*if whoever's "not consenting" just pretending)
Yuukarin
Yuukarin (*but it turns consensual along the way)
Yuukarin
Yuukarin

>> No.23133967

>>23124451
bruh

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