/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23091583
Nah. I wanted to reincarnate as an animal, anyway.

>>23091583
are you expected to be treated like a woman with that cutting board chest of yours

>>23091583
I was never intending to reach heaven.

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>>23091583
I'll offer sexual favors for the Yama in exchange for entering heaven.

>>23092365
Bribery shall not be tolerated, off to hell with you!

Tenshi got kicked so why would want to go heaven? Alternatively can I served my sentence under your table.

>>23091583
Become your husband. Would that do it?

>>23092365
>>23092586
>>23092662

>>23091583
Marry your mom. If you don't give me a favourable judgement, she'll punish you and put you in time out in front of the whole courtroom.

>>23091583

>>23092900
But Heca's already married, anon.

>>23093376
I'll marry Junko too, in that case. If that doesn't work out, I'll have Heca and Junko adopt me and become the Yama's older brother.

>>23091583
Like 95% of my sins are masturbating to, and fantasizing about marrying, the yama though...

>>23092900
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>>23093401
Do they ever interact? I mean hec and yama

>>23093620
Perhaps if I worship Yama's leggy I will be forgiven!

>>23092979
not a good role model anon

>>23093959
Cute, smart, powerful, has a girlfriend. Sounds like a great role model to me.

>>23093984
not for getting in to heaven though

>>23092401
Wait, isn't it only bribery if I explicitly state a value? So unless I say how many times and in what positions, it's not a crime!

>>23094020
You are not the one who is responsible for interpreting the law!

>>23093986
Heaven is where Tenshi is!

>>23094053
imagine if a lawyer were to die and get in a very long debate with the yama about law and morality
would komachi have to just drag one of them away at that point?

>>23094105
The Yama would not bother engaging in semantics or dissenting views.
Although she'd probably engage in such kind of debates outside of court for the hell of it. In which case Komachi would wish she brought a sleeping mask with her.

>>23094105
I wonder how she would react if someone tried the "I'm a sovereign citizen" thing on her.

>>23094203
kek i was just thinking that
needs to be a picture of yama arresting seija or something and looking frustrated while she starts pulling that. i'm not good enough of a drawfag to get that just right

>>23093639
Start with the feet, there's a good boy.

>>23094203
Their punishment would be memorizing every single law and reciting all of them in order. Failure to do so will lead to severe physical and mental punishment every time they fail.

>>23094238
Oops was a bit redundant with the last sentence.

>>23094238
>physical punishment
machocist sovereign citizen here to cause trouble.

>>23091583
I understand that I won't go to heaven but you won't sent me to hell, right?

>>23094753
so i'm going to ask a question that i'm sure has been answered before but i don't want to search
how come some ghosts like yuyuko and the prismrivers look like people, but others look like those ball wisps (youmu's ghost half, every other ghost in the game)?
like i know the real answer is "because the ball ghosts aren't characters" but surely there's an in-universe explanation, right?

>>23094934
whoops actually i shouldn't forget mima and tojiko, they get forgotten enough as it is

>>23091583
cum inside glasses

>>23091583
dear me

>>23096968
Why are a girl's glasses the best place to deposit semen?

>>23094944
>>23094934
From little I know, only powerful or being fill with strong emotion are able to make themselves have a physical form that effect the physical world, most ghost are not powerful or have strong enough emotion to make a physical body, that why some look like wisps while other look no different than people.

>>23094934
>how come some ghosts like yuyuko and the prismrivers look like people, but others look like those ball wisps (youmu's ghost half, every other ghost in the game)?
>like i know the real answer is "because the ball ghosts aren't characters" but surely there's an in-universe explanation, right?
The white ball things are phantoms, not ghosts. Youmu is half phantom, not half ghost. Phantoms are either... spiritual natural emotion "things" or dead people, preparing for reincarnation. Ghosts are specifically dead humans who are so attached to humanity they can't move on. I don't believe a reason is given for phantoms' shapes, but considering they are those who have accepted or are accepting death and are moving on, I figure they're shapeless because they've lost their attachment to life.

>>23097804
not true

all ghosts look like people, and in fact most are indistinguishable from humans (they even have body heat, phantoms are cold however). Not all ghosts have power. The powerful ones are the exception, not the rule.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Ghost
>Ghosts are different from phantoms, since they keep the appearance they did while alive, can touch and speak, and can't be told apart from a normal human by a casual observer.

Are you going to buy the Yama a doughnut on National Donut Day?

Eiki will take responsibility for you getting turned on during her lecture but she is JUST going to use her hand. She is going to give you a JOL (jerk off lecture). Please enjoy.

>>23101377
Can I get a footjob while she wears pantyhose?

>>23101476
Fine but she is only doing this because she doesn't want you to be backed up. This is an act of kindness not lewdness.

>>23092436
Please, oh please, give her the swiftest and harshest judgment possible. I'll complain to Hec if you don't get rid of that phone obsessed freak.

>>23105638
I choose neither, I want you instead!

>>23116367
Puppto!

>>23103404
Great, but looking at the judge made me very horny, so one time might not be enough!

>>23121671
That's your problem, not her's.

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>>23091583
Heaven is for losers and Hell is for bitches. I'm going to back to the real world. My soul is my to own and nobody else, deities don't exist, judges don't exist, and there is nothing you can do to me because you have no authority over me.

>>23122039
God knows your location.

>>23122146
Then do something.

You dare mention that thing you are going to hell

>>23122154
He will, once He believes it is time.

Hup!

>>23103498
That's very mean of you, anon.

>>23094105
The Gensyoko constitution guarentees the right to a speedy trial.

>>23129061
What about trial by combat? Can I ask for one of those if I'm caught masturbating to Eiki's used panties?

>>23129430
>trial by combat?
given the amount of time danmaku and/or beating the shit out of someone is the solution, i think trial by combat is the ONLY system of trial in gensokyo

>>23129476
nice

>>23129476
Ha ha ha Imagine just busting a nut by cumming inside of Shiki has hard as possible until she's good and knocked up... aha ha

>>23091583
glasses cute

>>23131746
Imagine busting a nut inside her right before she has to go to court haha
I bet it would be funny as hell to watch her fidget and blush while sitting on the Yama's seat haha

>>23091583
Oh dear anon, how do you expect to go to heaven while trapped and flattened beneath my colossal rear?

>>23135579
You mean I'm not in heaven already?

You are judge as black

Confess your sin now anon

>>23139211
I'm a lolicon.

>>23139211
I want to fuck the Yama

>>23139273
Why are you still here

>>23139211
I get paranoid that people hate me to the point I push them away and actually get them to hate me, justifying my pushing them away.

>>23135579
>>>/d/

>>23139211
I want to fuck the yama from behind while calling out Komachi's name!

SHIT IT'S THE FUZZ

Losing my memories of my beloved 2hus and reincarnating for another chance at escaping plebeian 3D existence would be hellish enough.

>>23137129
Rayciss!

Which Eiki is the legit: the big & scary Eiki or the adorable womanlet one?

>>23146298
Neither but ladder is worse.

>>23122039
"I am a god"

>>23091583
How can you expect to judge me with that kind of mess in your LilyPoko™?

>>23146298
Both but latter is better.

>>23146298
She's slightly taller than Reimu IIRC

>>23147601
more papers for hell for those dying of corona!

>>23139211
Don't have any. Sins are born from guilt to a crime and wrong doing. I have never done anything wrong in my life and therefore sinless.

>>23149929
Crime: Pride
Sentence: Finding yourself in the most embarassing scenarios for eternity

>>23093959
Which manga?

>>23151221
cuppa eiki

>>23146298
big and adorable, stately Eiki

>>23091583
wow, nice hat

>>23152163
I want to drink Eiki's sweat!

>>23129476
Ha ha imagine getting her pregnant haha




Help me

>>23154772
What do you need help with, anon?

>>23154819
Getting her pregnant, of course!

>>23154819
>>23154932
No, just some help to hold her down :)

>>23156756
Wow, anon, you can't keep someone like Eiki pinned on the changing table?

>>23156756
Okay, but only if you hold her down when it's my turn.

>>23091583
Implying heaven would want something like me in the first place.

>>23156992
Well, she's probably stronger than you think
>>23157038
Ok, deal

>>23151222
i'm not gonna go back and check but i'm about 95% sure it's wild and horned hermit since that's komachi and kasen

Is it even possible for Eiki to find love?

>>23164688
Of course!

>>23164688

>>23091583
dear me

>>23164688
She seems the kind of woman who prioritizes her career over relationships, so she'll probably not even try to look for a boyfriend until she's too old, at which point she'll start regretting her life choices as she realizes that most men are either already taken or not interested in an old lady like her.

>>23169326
so she likes big men

>>23091583
dear me

>>23170257

Eiki smile is quite heavenly

>>23179920
A smile worth respecting!