/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You have my cake

It appears this girl celebrates birthday every week.

I would put her birth day in 9 months, if you catch my drift.

>>2310159
see
>>2308465

>>2310171
I have no idea what you mean, but today is March 25th.

It's like it's yayoi's birthday every week

>>2310213
That's because everyone loves yayoi.

It's my birthday too where's my Cake?

>>2310267
You are unloved and that's why you have no Cake.

>>2310279

But but... delicious cake..

>>2310323
Oh god, that's terrifying. I feel a bit ill just thinking about the amount of artificial coloring that must be contained within that one slice.

>>2310352
It looks so good though!

>>2310357
Fat.

>>2310357
Yes, it does. However, I feel that I should override the temptation posed by pretty colors and realize that a normal piece of cake would be just as tasty and quite probably less carcinogenic.

>>2310323
all hail the hypnocake

>>2310378
Nooope.

>>2310412
Pics.

>>2310415
Out. Now.

>>2310390
Whoooah.

High touch!
Hai, touch~

>>2310434
These outfits confuse me...

>>2310444
Racing pyjamas confuse you?

>>2310444
pit crew uniforms, think speed racer

>>2310439
πタッチ
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm80479

>>2310475
Yup; 1:09.
Also, Iori > cake.

>>2310465
>>2310472
Not that so much as why are Yayoi and Chihaya wearing them?

>>2310498
just because

>>2310498
Because the artist has 'coveralls moe', and he hadn't drawn much intentional Chihaya x Yayoi, so he thought he'd go with them?

Yayoi about to get a very special present...

What a slut.

I just celebrated Yayoi's birthday by fapping to her.

Happy Birthday, Yayoi!
Please continue to be so cheerful and cute.

>>2310708
You lost me.

>>2310730
You don't fap to her everyday?

>>2310778
Here's the old banner, by the way.

>>2310800
I dont fap at all.

>>2310816
I remember not fapping for 20 years.

But one day I said "Oh hell, why not?".
I've been fapping since then.

>>2310816
Do you shlick?

>>2310826
Nope.

>>2310803
And here's the really old one.

WHY IS YAYOI SO CUTE?!

>>2310858
Twin tailed lolis with cheerful personalities are always cute.

>>2310880
Her hair-cute make Yayoi so super cute!
She have the best hair and in all things is she the best character in Idolm@ster!

I kind of like this pairing. Hottest idol with cutest idol.

I also think Pygmalion is fat.

I wonder if this will even go through. This guy should really try resizing his artwork; other than that and the lack of coloring, his art is pretty nice.

>Hottest idol

Ahem.

>>2310931
Does it matter? The most awesome girl I know is fat.

>>2310950
I don't think you know an awesome girl. Enjoy your own fat.

>>2310842
>>2310803
>>2310778
hey do you have the other b-day banners?
I've been collecting since Makoto's birthday in '08

>>2310937
You got something to say?
>>2310977
http://www.project-imas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=255
Skip pages 4, 5, and 6 and ignore the text.

Okay, back to Yayoi.

>>2311010
Oh, by the way, that thread doesn't have the really old ones like >>2310842.

Translation for this might be kinda nice.

>>2311070

Real roses are too expensive.

>>2311048
Until someone can provide a better one, here:

△　It's your birthday isn't it? Happy Birthday Yayoi!

□　Making a quiz out of something like that... Yayoi's so cute! I like you! I love you!

○　In order to make Yayoi's birthday easier to remember, why not make it our (marriage) anniversary as well?

:3

Yayoi :3 face makes me go HNNNNGGGGG every time

>>2311089
Thank you.

Oh fuck.

Last year I said I'd bake a cake for Yayoi this year, but I forgot.

I'm sorry, Yayoi. ;_;

>>2311244
It's not too late to make one now.
Even if you don't, I'm sure Yayoi would forgive you.

>>2311291
>>>/a/

>>2311301
If you want a Nagi thread then make a new one, this is Yayoi's birthday celebration.

What's this? /jp/ moderators actually doing their job?

Looks like /jp/ is bright again.

>>2311336
We have mods? I thought we just had a janitor. In any case, agreed.

Getting a bit tired of posting images. Oh well.

Yayoi is a good girl

>>2311351
I think it's just janitors, I've posted a fair few promotions and never been banned for it in /jp/

πタッチ
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm80479

>>2311411
See >>2310475
While we're giving Nico links, though,
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6536746

>>2311480
Kinda late to be posting that image.

We can do it!

I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for Yayoi. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring me great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would learn to cook new recipes, I would roast entire Turkeys for her, I would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: onii-chan, it's time for mah dinner!

And I would come. Fork and knife in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast.

I think it's really cute when girls wear just long shirts.

>>2311507
Great. Now Iori thinks someone's going to kidnap her Yayoi away from her. Nice going, asshole.

Would you look at that, I'm finally starting to run out of images.

And finally I'm out of images. Stay tuned for a Haruka thread April 3rd, which will likely be as packed, if not more packed than this one.

>>2311526
Well, between this thread and the jun thread, I've picked up a lot of Yayoi images. I kind of regret choosing Wandering Star and not the Yayoi idolmaster SP game, this birthday thread has shifted my ratings.

Well, if all goes well I should be importing an Xbox for it this summer.

it happens to be my birthday as well, but I don't really celebrate it :3

>>2311557
I'll be waiting.

のワの

>>2311557
Ah, that's the day before my birthday! I've ended up having to spend my birthday with my family again this year, and so be expected to act somewhat like a normal person, so I'll just pretend April 3rd is my real birthday instead.

>>2311587
How does one choose between them?

What are all the idol's birthdays?

>>2311743
http://www.project-imas.com/w/Main_Page
Go to each idol's page to see.

>>2311758
dude thanks, my google fu was weak

I've come bearing a gift. Just managed to finish this one up today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HojtYvpf6Y

>>2311562
You dumbass. You should have picked perfect sun first. Wandering star can come second.

Missing moon if you still feel any real need for it later.

>>2311557
oh man. i cant wait to see what derails that one

>>2312397
But I love Yukiho the twins, and Iori as well as Yayoi and Haruka. I chose wandering star on the basis of not being interested in Makoto. Still, if for some reason it becomes unlikely that I'll get a Japanese 360 in the next year, I'll get Perfect Sun. And possible Missing moon, as I kind of like Chihaya too.

Today is not Yayoi's birthday.

Let's celebrate Yayoi's birthday anyway.

>>2311221
I just came back from 2chan.

Anon, was this you?

>>2314781
It was certainly one of our own

>>2311221
>>2311244
>>2311268
>>2314781
It looks like we have a heartwarming birthday story here.