/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23086560
I want some milkshakes

https://twitter.com/tamuv/status/1233732795295391744

>>23086594
They're delicate, don't shake them

>>23086880
No promises

If the mini event has 1 new ship, I will be very happy.

Buki is super cutie!

>>23087088
I want to get raped soo hard by an extra large event that will make me ragequit this game.

>>23087088
It will have one new abyssal.

>>23087088
Don't expect anything more than another onahole.

>>23085541
maybe he watched this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVO7NbhhsoI&t=580s

>>23087406
If I put peanut butter on my dick would this loyal dog lick it off?

>>23087401
By me

https://exhentai.org/g/1579945/28a1cf3e5b/

Do you monthlys/quarterlys

>>23087836
sure bubble butt, when I come ashore and off duty

>>23087401
Anally assaulted.

>>23087836
Once I finished with 5-5.

>>23087836
I would but fatman doesn't let me back into my office

Who is your lowest leveled heavy cruiser on the fleet?
Mine is Kinugasa, at 68.

>>23088059
Houston, lv. 80

>>23088059
A majority of my whole cruiser force is below level 10. I did the retard move of ignoring them and realizing how useful they actually are way, WAY to late.

>>23088059
99

>>23088073
Takao and Atago at 41.

>>23088059
Haguro 23

>>23088059
Kako, at 5

>>23088059
Kako at 43.

AHAHAHA
NEVER GONNA GET YAHAGI OR AGANO HUH?

>>23088059
Mikuma at 30. i do have myoukou at 1 from my last sortie but i forgot to execute her.

>>23088307
Maruyus though.

>>23086684

>>23087406
>>23087411
>>23087416
>>23087511
>>23087516
Fuyutsuki when?

>>23088363
March 3rd 2024

>>23088059
Aoba at 60

>>23088363
Never ever.

>>23088059
Kako 98 but she´s almost 99, just 10k exp.

http://maoh.dengeki.com/try/kancolle-meyasubako/36/index.html

show me your 5-5 fleet

>>23088059
Houston, who's 55

You have the ability to fuck any child ypu want in the world once, or you can fuck a fairly accurate portrayal of your favorite kanColle character in full sized doll form. What do you choose?

>>23088481
Did you already level Houston?

>>23088578
January.

>>23088487
The rabbit mask will never stop being creepy

>>23088530
FREEDOM MILK

>>23088634

>>23088577
Id fuck the girl. I can buy a doll today.

>>23088641

>>23088649

>>23088656
Shimakaze's outfit is so great.

>>23088059
I don't remember

>>23088059
Atago at 38
why are you asking anyway?

>>23088885
It's Wo collecting pre-event intel

If your FREEDOM BONER lasts for more than 4 hours - you ought to see a doctor.

>>23088919
Nah, I'm fine.

>>23088983

>>23088059
Houston 53

>>23089035
I love short hair so much.

>>23089119
Tater tots for cute, Shouhou for lewd, Gumby for warmth in survival situations

>>23089119
Very cute.

>>23089119
why is Tatsuta giving the morning bedroom face?

>>23088059
Houston

>>23089119
Who is the black haired one between drunky and Iku? She's the only one I can't figure out

>>23089189
neet potato?

>>23089189
Hatsuyuki?

>>23089166
>Pajamas, cup of coffee
Isn't that an appropriate face for the context?

>>23089189
Ishigaki

>>23089119
POMFable abyssal sub

>>23089189
Artist mentioned Ishigaki

>>23089202
Anon, she looks like she spent the entire night making sure that (You) can't marry anymore

>>23089119
Who’s to the left of Kaga and Akagi?

>>23089293
Bono, and those are the potato onaholes not cardiv1

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>>23089444
I refuse
You can't make me live a healthy life C2-chan

>>23089444
fuck corona virus

What's a peach festival?
Is it looking at cherry blossoms?

>>23089627
No, it's looking at peach blossoms you dummy

I never raised my Gotland past level 50, why should I take her to lvl 130 when I could just raise a dupe Yuubari with OASW and extra slots?

I upgraded Shiggy

>>23089658
Big flashlight

>>23089658
Yuubari doesn't get bonus damage on yurop event maps.

>https://exhentai.org/g/1580102/b33ff20be7/
Well that was fast

All trashcans look terrible.

>>23089935
I think thats a v-tuber on the right though.

>>23089946
No, it's mao lanes Tashkent

>>23089935
Left one looks like a discount Humikane. >>23089946 sums up the problem with the right one.

>>23089935
Ours just needs to get rid of the hat and maybe Adda bit more blue.

>>23089935
Left and Right don't have blue rigging, arguably the most defining trait of Tash. Into the literal trashcan.

A lot of social games want the v-tuber audience all of a sudden. Hopefully we don't get a V-tuber girl.

>>23089886
what did they mean by this?

>>23089997
Tanaka isn't the type to follow trends, Sazanami will be the closest you get

>>23089989
I will take your word for it since I haven't really looked at the cg for either. But I do wonder why many chink games never had camo rigging for the majority of their ships that have the usn, rn, French etc...
Does it have to do with the fact that many of the artists don't actually draw their own rigging and chink devs use a modeling program instead?

>>23090000
Atlanta sucks at Japanese

Mou sugoi.

>>23090023
>Does it have to do with the fact that many of the artists don't actually draw their own rigging
it's a deeper problem than that I would guess: they're just "anime (fan)artists" not "mecha musume artists" like Jiji for example.

>>23090023
Yeah, a lot of the time it's not drawn by the artists because they only know how to draw cute girls and not much else. You end up with something like pic related otherwise. Still, you'd think with the rigging being passed off to the artist they'd get it right most of the time, but that doesn't seem to be the case a lot of the time

>>23090060
I can't tell how the boat model is stay on her body.

>>23090079
>Stay
Staying on her body. I guess attached would be a better word.

>>23090040
A beauty

>>23090079
That's a problem for a lot of these designs, they have long hair or a cape that means their rigging has to just float behind them instead of being attached

>>23090114
I remember one of them just had an anti gravity ring so the rigging was completely separate from the girl.

>>23089989
Left one got that fixed at least.
The original also had the wrong russian fleet name on her hat.

>>23090155
Just put the link next time anon.

Seriously, Tash has to be blue.

>>23090137
I'm surprised none of them just went with that as their core design philosophy. It at least explains away how a girl is carrying the heavy stuff around, and it saves them effort their audience probably wouldn't appreciate anyway.

>>23090177
To be honest even ours needs more blue.

>>23090200
To be fair the girl wasn't popular.

>>23089997
The closest thing you might get is a shipgirl who's into streaming, kind of like the im@s shark girl. Actual V-tubers seem to be virtual in-universe while the shipgirls are real in theirs, so that gimmick would just get confusing.

What did Sami say?

>>23090230
Moshi moshi, Sami desu

>>23090261
Sami who?

>>23090219
So basically if KanColle ever did a collab with a v-tubers we would just get images and cg of the current girls being into v-tuber shit?

>>23090273
Maybe. What I said applies to a shipgirl potentially being a V-tuber, but having them as guests might be its own can of worms. I know Avenida Azul did a collab with Kizuna Ai but I have no idea how that worked, or if it was any good.

>>23089935

>>23090313
Hey she looks better already.

>>23090308
>>23090273
Let's increase Tanibe's jobs by making one of her girl a youtuber.

Beautiful Kaga-san

>>23090308
>no idea how that worked
It means there's now a DD, CA, CV and BB version of Kizuna in the game which is also stronger than many real ships.

>>23090313
She looks like she wants to murder you for looking at other shipsluts.

https://twitter.com/hiryyyy/status/1233720197757853698

I want to see a fairy hazing ceremony whenever a shipgirl crosses the equator. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony#History

I want to cum inside Iowa so much

>Perth got a doujin before Atlanta
what the fuck

>>23090977
Atlanta is boring as fuck, easily Yoshinori's weakest shipgirl.

would you

>>23090977
Good, fuck her. It should've been Fuyutsuki instead.

>>23090977
Who cares about @lanta?

>>23090982
That's Akitsushima, but alright.

>>23091009
Even she's better than Atlanta.

>>23090977
Many artists like aircraft
https://twitter.com/wotake_fox/status/1229182873447497731

>>23091011
No, she's really not. Unless you have an America hate-bone, I guess.

>>23090977
Sex with Atlanta sounds kinda boring. Emotionless sex is garbage.

>>23090997
Just accept that we will never get another duck.

What is going to be the next cruel trick Tanaka pulls on Fuyutsukifags? Announcing that there will be a new duck coming only for it to turn out to be one of the other unimplemented ducks?

>>23090997
>duck
>when it's Fletcher time

>>23091074
Fletchers are boring, Gearings when?

>we will never ever get another duck ever again
FUCK Tanaka
FUCK Yoshinori
FUCK Kantai Collection

>>23091074
Fletchers are boring though.

>>23091113
You're boring.

>>23091064
Is she farting on him?

>>23091095
>>23091113
Ducks are even more boring.

>>23091124
Ducks have the bodysuit which are great.

Buki!

>>23091147

>>23091160
I still can't believe they're actually downgrading the MC.

Boats with most MC potential:
Yukikaze
Amatsukaze
Miyuki

>>23091137
Yet the only good ducks don't wear them.

>>23091105
HMS Mallard will appear in the next event.

>>23091272
Hatsuzuki and Suzutsuki > Akizuki and Teruzuki

>>23090977
Fucking Australians

>>23091442

>>23091452
Too meaty.

I'm not too familiar with VPNs.
Is it fine to use that program on the KC wiki, SoftEther, that seems to come with a list of all Japanese VPNs?

>>23090977
Nice.
What about Houston? And Shinshuu Maru?

Which one?

>>23091608
Of those? Kongou dess.

>>23091587
It worked fine for me 5+ years ago.

>>23091608
Nagato is olev

>>23091587
Using it right now.

>>23091608
either Warspite or Nagato

>>23091607
Nobody cares about them.

>>23091587
First 2 days I used a proxy manually, then got tired and used that free "Proton VPN" that one Anon recommended. Guess all of these are similar.

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>23091791
Mobile fat-ass milk dispenser. Pretty ideal to me, yep.

>>23091608
bongo

>tfw no good paizuri art for KanColle for ages now
When will Lolicept draw Prinz/Noshiro/Hamakaze again?

Guess he went off his meds again

>>23091840
Why does he always go for the same few girls?

>>23091847
That's just how autism works

>>23091840
>>23091847
>>23091856
Fuck off, I just want more paizuri art and there's pretty much nobody making any nowadays.

he's so poor lol

I thought I am the only kancolle fan left anon

>>23091847
We've talked about it before, it's all just more of his 'kancolle is dying' shitposting. He picks random popular or meme girls and constantly bemoans how they aren't popular any more, how he's their only fan, 'gotta keep the love alive' or other bullshit like that, just to push his dying game narrative. Same as his 'when is x artist coming back' shit. And whenever new girls get added he calls them boring, talks about how much better 'x previous girl' was, or what we should have gotten instead.

Would you eat bukki's cookies?

>>23091840
It's been like three years. There's no reason to assume he's ever taken his meds, if he was ever given any at all.

>>23091466
JUST meaty enough by Australian standards. Get on their level.

>>23091867
Good, paizuri doesn't even feel that good

>>23091934
It's only been a year and a half though.

>>23092093
You've been doing this autism since 2017
See your clock

>>23092149
I only started complaining around September 2018 which was when I also posted complaints on /r/kancolle

>>23092182
>complaining
It's an autism fix it

>>23091906
When I say I'm the only KC fan I mean it in the context of Reddit and /r/animemes, not just in general.

>>23092267
And you post that every day and get proven wrong every day, fuck off.

>>23090997
Bros... Ofuyusan...

Literally dead game LMAO
Enjoy a region-locked game for the rest of eternity

he has 2nd identity or what?

>>23092366
Ofuyu-will never come out, just admit it.

>>23092402
I will, thanks buddy.

>>23092504
Why bother with another DD trying to be an AA-cruiser when you can have an actual AA-cruiser instead.

>>23092598
>spending cruiser slot on a AA barge
I shiggy.

>>23092618
No, shiggy isn't a good AA boat

>>23092769
I can't believe the war has gotten so bad we're recruiting grandmas to be shipgirls now

>>23091906
It's called concern trolling

>>23092825
I wasn't aware there was a term for it. Interesting.

>>23092838
>A concern troll is a false flag pseudonym created by a user whose actual point of view is opposed to the one that the troll claims to hold. The concern troll posts in web forums devoted to its declared point of view and attempts to sway the group's actions or opinions while claiming to share their goals, but with professed "concerns". The goal is to sow fear, uncertainty, and doubt within the group often by appealing to outrage culture. This is a particular case of sockpuppeting and safe-baiting.

>>23088059
Houston, level I can't remember.

>>23091906
>>23092825
>>23092838
>>23092864
basically pic related

>>23092957

>>23092993
kek is this him?

>>23093023
What do you think?

>>23093023
Graffag and Ash invited me to a PM with them on Discord.

I don't even know what is going on in this thread what the fuck. Should I post cute pics of my wife or something?

>>23093031
disgusting

>>23093067
Go ahead, better than these retards treating some shitposter like an e-celeb.

>>23093031
Oh god I think I know that fucker. I don't want to believe it.

Protect your boats from corona.

>>23093278
Know him from where?

>>23093294
A history discord I'm pretty sure if it's the same dude. I'm glad I don't associate with anyone there minus the server owner.

>>23093069
I bet Ooyodo is hairy downstairs

So what token onahole is tanaka going to give us for beating up hoppo and stealing her hishimochi?

>>23093403

I'm one of the newer anons, Is there a good map to spam for levels? I'm not looking to grind out ships to K2, but more to kai since that's usually when they get their full slots, and are a bit more useful. The wiki has a few places, but I was more curious if there were better places.

>>23093523
Not really, leveling spots were nerfed in the transition to phase two. Events sometimes have good maps to level on.

dead game, dead general

>>23093535
Yeah, I was afraid of that. I got a lot of leveling done last event by just farming for ships.

>>23093537
KC isn't a dead game though

>>23093546
We might get a decent map on the 3rd. Small holiday events are usually easy.

>>23093559
Yeah, I just hope my own retardation doesn't bite me in the ass like last event. I need so many more cruisers.

>>23093278
Does he play WoWs?

>>23093460
We're in the big time now. We're going to be beating up supply depot this time.

>>23093546
>>23093523
https://en.kancollewiki.net/Tutorial:Leveling
if you have kai2 rockets then leveling carriers is easy

I think Tenryuu is shit tier

>>23093575
No I don't.

>>23093589
Is she lactating?

>>23093580
Yeah, I should have one in a week or so if I don't splurge my screws on something else.

>>23093615
you can get one from a quest as well

>>23093069
god i love yodo's legs

>>23093586
*I know

>>23093626
I'd have to look that quest chain up when I get home. I know for sure I don't have that one.

https://twitter.com/kurikawa_/status/1234099037403406338

>>23093523
You can level all subs basically for free with zero risk in 5-2. Big mistake on Tanaka part.

>>23093523
7-2 p1 is like 7-1 but easier and less exp

>>23093800
That I didn't know. Time to smash them into a wall so I can get 30/39 done.

>>23093757
Girls don't have dicks.

>>23093833
Anon, I...

>>23093845
dickgirls ain't girls bruv

>>23093830
3-5 BCFG also is a great place if you can build the right fleet and your girls are not literal lvl15 toddlers.

>>23093884
My girls are either high leveled or like level 5-10. I'll be the first to admit I fucked up badly when level ships starting out.

Last night I had a dream that Ise and Hyuuga could put cruiser/medium guns in their akashi hole

>>23093921
I get the impression that she's trying to cover her round belly with her handbag.

>tfw game froze mid-sortie

>>23093921
She's pregnant?

Should I focus on doing quests or on going through the worlds first?

>>23094031
unlock worlds so you can do the quests associated with that map
it would be hard to do a 5-4 sortie quest if you don't have 5-4 unlocked.

>>23094031
worlds first, if you're a newbie, keep world 6 for later.

>>23094049
Not him, but this map in particular is my brick wall. I've been stuck here for months.

>>23094086
acquire plon and star shells from Sendai
use world 5 route support, maybe boss support too
Double attack set-up on ships

>>23094093
I've been working on Sendai, Its just been to much way to late for that world.

I did my weeklies, what Ooyodo doujin should I fap to?

>>23094103
The one where TTK fucks her in the woods when she goes jogging

>>23094103
the one with the doppelganger.

>>23094115
What? When was there a doujin like this?

>>23094103
Share the experience later.

>>23094131
Pretty sure I found one like that in the bowels of the panda months ago, maybe I'll try to find it again later

Pray for the pasta

>>23094284
Those eyes give me nightmares.

why those things are so hard to craft?

>>23094329
Because they are only good as upgrade fodder, and this they are a bottleneck for upgrades

>>23094329
Our industrial base is 3 fairies in a tent in Akashi's closet with boxes of raw bauxite and steel. Don't expect too much.

>>23094329
They forgot to research carrier fighter III when they researched fighter III

She knows you want her.

>>23094593
You can't even call that a skirt what the hell.

>>23094612
YES

Hey all, in Japan or the USA, Can a school legally take away your cock and ball torture device ?

Stop dropping, Akigumo, I can't play with an erection.

>>23094721
>playing the game.

>I'm back to 12 pages of quests
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23094769
Well I have 8 full pages right now

Should I quarantine my pastas?

>>23094783
You should probably lock down the whole pasta dorm

>>23094783
How does that help, consider the majority of the base is IJN?

>>23094904
JMSDF

SNIIIIIFFFFF

>>23094915
Okay, point still stands.

>>23094904
The girls are constantly on duty, only interact among themselves, faeries, or the admiral, posses instant healing items, and aren't fighting/eating bat abyssals.

>>23094783
Lockdown the whole base and go on a mini vacation.

>>23095057
Actually adorable

Anyone can get in without VPN yet?

>>23095151
and you?

>>23095224
Nope. Still gives me a blank screen.

>>23095242
Sucks to be you, huh.

>>23095151
Use some shit proxy to enter the game. it's handy if you're using a actual viewer.

>>23095497
What is this, the nerd cruiser club?

>>23095526
Cute Cruiser Club*

>>23095658
Can't be. Gotland is there.

>>23093926
A useless cow, only good for milking and breeding!

>>23095834
>useless
>lists uses for her
???

>>23096133
She's supposed to be warship but she sucks at that.

Who is the paizuri bote?

>>23096229
Prinz Eugen
Gambier Bay
Noshiro
Hamakaze

fuck off

>>23096264
Atlanta’s shirt is perfect for paizuri but unfortunately she only has four pictures.

>>23096289
ok llamanatee

>>23096264
Kick his ass, Atoranta

Atlanta is a good girl worth for more than just her body; she won't be another Kashima.

>>23096334
Well she doesn’t have as good as a body as Kashima.

>>23096382
That's right. Atlanta is far better than Kashima.

>>23096422

>>23096422
>>23096443
Why would you do this to her?

>>23096448
DDs with bladder problems are cute.

>>23096250
Take your meds already.

>>23096443
>>23096455
Tea must've really passes quickly through your body.

>>23096476
I honestly want to talk to this guy in person. It'd make for a good inspection of psychology.

>>23096476
Come on, anon, don't repost his autism here. You're just doing his job for him.

>>23096486
It does. For me at least.

what should the deployment cost of heavy bombers, either real like the B-17, B-24, B-29 etc or planned like the G10N Fugaku be?

>>23096476
I just want paizuri art dammit

>>23096524
What would they even be used for? Anti-installation?

現在C2機関では、今年実装予定の「艦これ」改二改装艦の準備を鋭意進めています。明日の雛祭りメンテ＆アップデートで実装される【菱餅】期間限定海域では、これらの改装に必要な特殊資材や特殊アイテム群も新たに獲得可能です。詳しくは、この後「艦これ」開発/運営Twitterにてご案内します！
Hiei Kai-IIC tomorrow.

>>23096537
new mats from new map?

>>23096537
It says Kai Ni remodel.

>>23096537
For some reason the Nips in the replies think it is Kaga kai2

明日3/3(雛祭り)に実施予定の【桃の節句】メンテ＆アップデートでは、久方ぶりの【菱餅】、そして【ミニ期間限定海域】「桃の節句！沖に立つ波」を実装予定です！同海域では今春、そして今年実装予定の改二改装に必要な【特殊資材や特殊アイテム群】も新たに獲得可能です！
さらに…(続きます)

>>23096565
Looks like it

>>23094612
I prefer the two in front.

>>23096622
Seems to be saying new mats from the mini event will be used for more k2s later this year as well I think. Guess we better farm em up now.

>>23096622
明日3/3(雛祭り)実施【桃の節句】メンテ＆アップデートで【菱餅】と共に実装予定の【ミニ期間限定海域】「桃の節句！沖に立つ波」では、特別期間限定実装の「平戸」お買物modeを含む択捉型海防艦、そして航空軽巡「Gotland」(期間限定実装「桃の節句」mode)等との邂逅も可能です！

>>23096678
ok got kai ni

>>23096678
前回から謎の保存技術で【菱餅】を大事にお持ちの提督の皆さん！「菱餅」を大切にとっておいてくれて、ありがとうございます！同「菱餅」は今回までは使用可能です。今回の桃の節句作戦期間を過ぎますと消滅しますので、2020年の今春、本作戦と共に使い切りください！
#艦これ

>>23096707
I can't believe they're taking our hishimochi away after the event

>>23096734
You shouldn't eat stale old hishimochi, anon

Friend fleet when

>>23096748
They can't go stale because the fairies have blessed them

Quarterly quests are like hydras, complete one and two pop up in its place.

>>23096763
I don't know why but you've made me imagine fairies peeing on my hishimochi. I'm very upset but I guess it's my own fault.

>>23096841
Please do not lewd the fairies. I too would be upset if I accidentally lewded the fairies.

>>23096895
Why do you imagine pee as lewd. What's wrong with you.

We need more shipgirls in tights, heels, a short skirt, and a long jacket.

>>23096992
why?

>>23097088
It’s hot.

>>23096775
HIDORA

Hot

>>23097283
overrated normie ship dressed as the most overrated normie ship

it's little moments like this that make it all worth it

>>23097311

post underrated ships, not overwanked normie bait

>>23097311

I got the reference.