/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23068230
I want her to drain me until I pass out

>>23068230
i saw a picture of a naked wight getting fucked in the bed from a side view, shit was hot.

Report and ignore, or lose a chromosome.

https://files.catbox.moe/ju7wnz.png
New commission of Lich wife.

>>23068310
thank you, fake news rape squirrel.

My Dear Hatter Wife doesn’t know what memes are! She becomes very confused when the younger Cheshires join her tea parties!

>>23068315
Her back might hurt from that.

>>23068315
naisu

>>23068340
It's not fake news when it's truth that you don't like.

>>23068249
you can't just say that and not post it

Anubi are nerds and should be bullied like the nerds they are.

All hail Pandemonium!
All hail the Fallen God!
Whose blessings are countless!
Who brings salvation from this ephemetal world!
Who brings salvation from the chains of time!
All hail the Fallen God!
All hail Pandemonium!

>>23068354
>Incensed Hatter noises when Loli-shire dabs

>>23068354
Out of context, are memes any less comprehensible than what usually passes for discourse in Wonderland?

>>23068385
there's no dick or nip. it's good

>>23068408
Seems like a nice vacation spot. Maybe get an ill advised timeshare there or something.

>>23068436
Why is dad hugging mom naked?

>>23068484
kek, daddy is really happy and mommy is getting massaged on the butt with his waists, don't do this to your sister btw anon, i know you're really curious.

>>23068315
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>>23068459
There are an infinite number of infinitely-sized love hotels in Pandemonium! Even though they're always at capacity, they can be rearranged to accommodate guests as long as they need. You could stay forever, and be out in time for work the next day!
Such is the miracle of Pandemonium!

>tfw you can use a Dark Insignia womb tattoo to force a straight man to Alp
>tfw you can force a married man to Alp, and then his wife wouldn't have a husband
>tfw I found the NTR loophole
Now how do we close this loophole and keep it from happening?

>>23068315
Does she have animal ears or is it just the hood?

>>23068515
Doesn't work if his desire to have a monster wife is strong enough.
If not, he'll just monsterize the wife and they'll look for someone other than you.

>go to sadpanda for monstergirls
>see NTR Encyclopedia
>it's actually super hot

I want to be a Jinko chaser.

>>23068515
>are only made with women in mind, they basically have no effect even if engraved on men; however, in the case that they are engraved on men “who desire to be a woman” or “ have a crush on a guy”, those who have the nature of an “alp.
Are you retarded? You can't force people to Alp. They have to want to be a woman or be with a man.

>>23068412
>”If you need to sneeze, just do so! There’s no need for all the theatrics!”
>>23068427
Wonderland insanity is indeed nonsensical, but with a definite purpose towards sex and lewdness! My Dear Wife would be very confused towards the strange esoteric nature of ‘Dat Boi’ an wonder what the big deal is or how it has anything to do with sex!

>>23068530
Die, die, die

>>23068354
The concept of meme itself isn't hard to explain, infectious ideas and jokes have been a thing long before the internet was invented, like Kilroy.

>>23068550
Sorry anon. I know it's bad but my dick says otherwise. :(

>>23068535
Read the next paragraph.
>The thing is, an insignia engraved on the lower abdomen will also effect not the penis, but the “womb” just as it does in women. That is to say, a womb which “shouldn't exist” in a man will throb hotly seeking pleasure and a penis. Since it doesn't exist, no matter how much it throbs, he'll never be able to able to satisfy the urge, and he'll have to remain unfulfilled the whole time until he becomes a monster to obtain it, which will result in his feelings towards men and thirst for sex to keep growing stronger so that he'll be reborn as a more lustful “alp” with an obsessive passion.

>>23068484
You idiot, they're clearly wrestling and dad is going to pee inside mom after he gets really excited from wrestling the same back and forth movement for an hour

>>23068436
Bless wightfag for commissioning all that set.

>>23068564
KC has stated multiple times you cant force a man straight man to alp. It is probably him referring to the very few men who have alp potential.

>>23068564
So you are literally retarded enough to not realize it says they they do not effect men unless they would alp, then proceeds to describes what happens in that case.

>>23068530
The Hell are these stats? Did they throw darts at a board of words or something?

>>23068550
>>23068605
>not just reporting and ignoring
retards i swear.

>>23068530
Nice
Link for sauce?

>>23068310
He's really coming out in full force, isn't he?

>>23068560
I know the feeling. But don't you ever get upset or irritated when you read that kind of stuff? At least when I read vanilla I feel good about it afterwards.

>>23068620
https://exhentai.org/g/1577474/b030fcae89/

>>23068588
>>23068604
The alp entry was a mistake, all discussion about it involves shitflinging

>>23068639
I mean I wouldn't say I feel good but I didn't feel bad either... I guess it's because it was neutral. In doujins you have to see the guy suffer and all, it's different.

>>23068588
Retcons exist.

>>23068604
I interpreted that paragraph as stating that the feeling can cause the desire in men, and being a "this is also the case" type thing.

>>23068530
I want to watch a jinko fuck big strong black men.

>>23068553
Now she’s going to try and make her own!
>”Ah, look Dear Husband!”
>she holds up her tea and sticks her hips and fat booty out in a suggestive pose
>”When your favorite seat can read your hips’ intent”
>...
>”...Bottom Text”

She never tried again.

>>23068651
Isn't that what defines NTR? Otherwise it's just cheating or rape. I thought the suffering was the whole appeal.

>>23068665
So this is just your opinion. I mean, you're free to imagine what you'd like. If you wanna be a cute monster girl, go right ahead man. I'm sure you'll find a cute husbando someday.

>>23068648
The western side of the MGE can and will turn anything more than Holstaurus or Kikimora into shitflinging.
Cute Usukibus.

>>23068665
Only if you are a shitposting NTR nigger like yourself that ignores the entire first paragraph that says they literally have no effect on men other than those that Alp.

>>23068673
It has evolved and now it's a a broad term for "Person X loved by person Y fucks person Z" can be consensual or not.

>>23068688
On the contrary, I find it terrifying. The idea that it is, in fact, just a description of what happens to men who would Alp otherwise is very reassuring.

Let's get back on topic and discuss how much I want a Jubjub wife that will wake me up every day by oozing love nectar directly into my mouth

Report and ignore(,) faggots.

>>23068530
Nice

>>23068665
Forcing men to alp against their wills is against the very base of the setting. You are reading your own conclusions into something that doest even support those conclusions.

>>23068713
I guess I've just spent too much time on /tg/.

>>23068724
/tg/ niggers go away, and take your NTR niggers with you.

>>23068727
I want to have a harem of undead boats that serve me as their admiral.

>>23068709
>Implying she wouldn't make you sleep with you dick still inside of her
Yeah, sure. And next you're gonna tell me that the hellhound next door just want to play with me and hug me.

>>23068709
>wake me up every day by oozing love nectar directly into my mouth
But isn't that how she puts you to sleep?

>>23068670
It's part of what makes older/otherworldly MGs cute, though! That naive tilt of the head, the blank stare as they try to understand but fail without the proper context, having to put on a smile and trust that you know what you're doing. Plus it's a great excuse for a movie marathon to catch her up! Although my wife will forever be upset about the whole 'aliens built the pyramids' thing.

>>23068732
I came here to get away from /tg/, since the underlying actual setting seemed comfy, and was trying to resolve one lore point that made me worry.

if a pixie likes you, do what you must. she knows what's best for you anyways. just like all monsters

>>23068768
I mean it's a pretty easy thing to correct if you dont assume the worst of KC and the setting. Good I guess to hear you have reamsolved your issue though.

>>23068709
What happens if you fertilize her and she lays an egg and it turns into a humpty egg, but the egg was fertilized to be a male if it hatched normally?

>>23068757
She puts you to sleep by draining you so dry that you just limp over and knock out
I want my Jub to get so engorged and full after absorbing all my jizz that it makes it hard to fly and even move, like constant food coma. Make this body supple, thick, and squishy to give me meat to bite on while she pumps all the man juice out.

>>23068768
To this day I don't understand why /tg/ keep doing anything with MGE since they seam to hate the setting.
The only explanation I've been given is that, just like fanfic writers, they are unable to create a compelling world on their own, and as such take a already established world and and keeps trying to make a version of it that's "theirs".

>>23068761
That’s true anon! I would take it as a responsibility to educate her thoroughly! I simply never want her to be confused or feel less than the noble cool lady she is! Does your wife start angrily arguing with the program when it spreads misinformation about Egypt? She’ll need lots of massages to calm down!

>>23068517
Just a cute hood. It's one of the outfits my Wight got for her.

>>23068777
I was always iffy about fairies but recently I found that they're pretty comfy. They can find joy in almost anything and their large appetites are easily sated since everything they eat usually comes in human sizes. Having a fairy companion is pretty great, someone to whip a spell for you or provide helpful (if obvious) advice and always ready to play. Like here you are doing your taxes when your fairy flies onto your desk and asks what you're doing. And then you start venting about the government and she doesn't really get what you're talking about but it makes you upset so she gets upset too and next thing you know you're both eating ice cream on the couch and streaming old Billy Idol MTV music videos while crying anarchy.

>>23068670
Does she get mad when you call her ass fat?

>>23068887
Oh heavens no, not at all! In fact she’d be much more concerned were I to call it anything less!
>”Big? It looks ‘Big’ today? Well bigness is indeed beauteous, but besmirch a butt as bountiful as mine if you try to tell that the speak you spoke about it is any quainter than colossal!”

>>23068804
I think I saw a simmilar thing, on a spacebattles link
he awnsered that he wanted to to fix a setting where humantiy was losing or some shit

>>23068875
Wight & Lich has always been an amazing combination in my book. You have the noble, coquettish noblewoman with a habit of leading the two of you around and her quiet but blunt lich best friend who always ends up following along as the three of you get into all sorts of undead debauchery. They have a nice opposites-attract kinda vibe.

>>23068917
Lol

>>23068917
well fix it fics and "grit" fics have allways been a thing
And I tend to hate both.

I want a tall, battle-hardened demon officer gf to order me to do some essential paperwork for demon army supply department

>>23068917
That's expected from a site that created the garbage that is a bloodborne/mge crossover and made a atelier/mge crossover be extremely edgy.

>>23068904
Well, I don’t know what I expected, but that’s nice you two love each other so much

With all this ntr talk, I think I'm done posting my wife to the thread

yeah might as well wait for this shit to cool off

Is it wrong for me to want to turn people who commit NTR into alps and then chaining them under the basement of a love hotel while showing them live feeds of couples fucking? Just thinking about it gives me a major hard-on.

>>23068564
I think /d/ has ruined me to the point I might alp in MGE.
God damn it.

>>23068945
What do you mean by fix fic and grit?

>>23068988
I want you to turn me into an alp anon.

>>23068997
Based and trannypilled

>>23068825
She does! Luckily pawrubs and baked sweets appease her easily. She tries to act cool and distant but she's quick to anger (and quicker to fluster). It's mostly the stress from work but she's meticulous when it comes to details, especially well-known (for her) facts! But that's why she has a loving husband who spoils her to make all the frustration and anger disappear-at least until we start arguing about the Romans.

>Transfer to mostly monster girl school
>Know I'll just be rape bait unless I prove that I'm not to be fucked with
>Decide to beat up the biggest girl in school
>Guys point me towards oni senior
>Manlet of only 5'10'' so I can't reach her face
>Sucker punch her instead
>Feels like punching a brick wall
>She just laughs at me and tells me she always wanted a guy with spunk, like me
>But pretty soon I won't have any left when she's done with me
>Dragged to the girls locker room for snu snu as ratas trail behind getting their phones on record

>>23069040
Nice. Would invite her to my desert kingdom court

>>23068997
My dick is reserved for vengeance alone. However I could alp you into an oomukade with potions and have you become one of the cleaning staff for the basement.

>>23068994
Fix fics basically wish furfillment, killded of characters survive, major plots are altered or removed and the authors otp is treated like holy scripture
>For example, an MGE fix fic in the spacebattles/tg mould would have druella defeated and her invasion held off without any of the maidens getting corrupted
A grit fic is when violence and drama are ramped to high hell
>Example: MGE fics where monsters ruin marriages and corruption/monsterisation is seen as mind death/ empty romance. Monsters die by the truckload often in gory ways and the MC is some PDST suffering edgelord

>>23068990
I just want a Diamond Trumpart for all my degeneracies.

>>23069020
Ah, I see you are a man of proper pampering subservience to your wife as well! You sound like the perfect match! And bah, what did the romans ever do for her? You treat her like the Egyptian goddess she is!

>>23068875
Wights always know what to wear, don't they.

I wanna become sandworm food so bad.

I wanna spend all day cuddling and breeding her, getting licked all over by her.

Hatteranon, how do you find a waifu?

>>23069105
Not him, but you don't find a waifu. Your waifu finds you

>>23069073
But I enjoy NTR! Punish me anon!

>>23069110
What does that mean?

>>23069110
t. a mantis

>>23069113
>alps confess to crimes they didn’t commit in the hopes of getting cuffed and searched by a policeman

>>23069120
Be patient

>>23069085
Adding grit and drama is fin depending on how much you add.
Just don't do YBA, Grigori and Moose did and aim a little lower than Losenis and you should be fine.

>>23069135
I'm just wondering what it means, in case it's already happening.

>>23069125
Mantises are cute and severely underrated. I think they'd appreciate my lack of emotional intensity.

>>23069113
You're not fooling me with that. Besides, you wouldn't want to be chained under a basement being forced to watch other people have mindblowing sex while having a chastity belt on your virgin never-going-to-be-used pussy. Never ever able to experience an orgasm, sunlight or the intimate hand of another person ever again knowing that it could have been prevented if you hadn't performed such a vile act. Truly a fate worse than death.

>>23069105
It’s probably different for everyone, Anon! I personally think the biggest piece that lets you know an intense infatuation has changed over to a true waifu is when you start to imagine and be fulfilled by just what the entirely mundane downtime with her would be like. Not even a date or a casual night in, but just being in the other room and seeing just part of her through the doorway and being comfortable with her doing her own thing because you’re so secure in your love for her and in her love for you! I must admit, it’s probably a special brew of madness, but that just adds to it for me! Any old Monstergirl can make your face her favorite chair or use your cock as a loose-sealed cream dispenser, but your waifu is the one who you can just fall asleep on the couch next to in unflattering positions and laugh at her snoring face when you wake up before her!

>>23069144
>YBA
I miss vengeance, even if everyone in that story was a seriously horrible person.
>Grigori
Who takes him seriously?
>Moose
In terms of currently active writers he's probably the worst.

>>23069170
>Never ever able to experience an orgasm, sunlight or the intimate hand of another person ever again knowing that it could have been prevented if you hadn't performed such a vile act. Truly a fate worse than death.
...
I-Indeed I wouldn't want that. Geez. I have to find another way to become an alp

Fucking why?

>moose is gritty
What

>>23069120
A waifu is a character or in this case if you are talking about a MGE profile that you find yourself thinking about all the time over all others. It's obvious when you find the one for you if you ever do. Not everybody is the waifu type.

>>23069043
How lucky, you got a lovely girlfriend this early.

>>23068988
>>23068990
>>23068997
>>23069013
>>23069073
>>23069113
>>23069129
>>23069170
>>23069181
Go back to /trash/, there's already enough subhuman parasites raiding the thread with ntr and other garbage even without your autistic faggot ERP shit.

>>23069129
That sounds kinda funny and cute.

>>23069197
Probably due to the all the shitty shonen stuff in his ridiculously long story or that people come out of reading moosesaga saying that the main crew are unlikable violent people.

>>23069199
Alright. That clarifies some things.

>>23069172
I see! So beyond the overall thought, she'd also be a girl I casually see my self casually spending my time with. Thank you for the insight.

>>23069180
Who is active nowdays?
Losenis is leaning towards art so that that comes to mind is magnus

>>23069214
>unlikable violent people.
I didn't get that impression. Though that story is a bit long for my taste

>>23069144
>>23069180
Vengeance was good, monsters acting like massive cunts without suffering any consequences is so common in stories and greentexts.

>>23069243
Precisely! Though again, it’s different for everyone! In truth, no one should judge you for the way you see your waifu- just remember that some people are very much devoted to theirs to amazing degrees!

Updated picture of my wife!
https://files.catbox.moe/8j49x3.png

>>23069243
>>23069287
Imagining yourself casually with some girl is a good sign, but if that’s the ONLY situations that come up (and you struggle to imagine yourself in a romantic situation with them) you may want to reevaluate.
I learned the hard way.

>>23069295
She’s a musky beaut, Anon! That drooling face must be a sight to see while giving it to her!

>>23069249
Beast says he's alive and given the months he takes to write 2k I can believe that.

>>23069303
It's more of she who gives it to me, but there are plenty of times when she relinquishes control.

>>23069295
What got updated?

>>23069295
She has nice legs! Torn stockings are great. And the freckles are really cute. Not sure about the blue eye-shadow though. It looks weird with pink lipstick but it does add to the 'trashy slut' look. I'd recommend darker lipstick personally.

Dick the daughteru anon! Fill her perfect little cunny with your cum!

I wonder what a camel spider arachne would be like
>soldiers say that they run at 30mph while screaming towards you
>actually only runs at 10mph and does so to hide under your shadow due to the desert heat
>large fangs that make them look intimidating
>uses said chelicerae to decimate dozens of ants in an anthill
>often used in pranks to scare the shit out of sleeping soldiers

>>23069269
How do you not? They can't go anywhere without killing large numbers of men and giving places over to monsters who are just as happy to kill people as they are to marry them. That isn't MGE, it's just a bunch of brutal psychopaths

>>23069340
Absolutely not.
I’d raise her into a good little rapist who will do to some other chump what my wife did to me.

>>23069295
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>>23069340
Only if she asks nicely.

>>23069295
Great orc.
>>23069330
Freckles, eyeshadow and lipstick

>>23069335
She's still figuring out how to makeup. She doesn't have it as down pat as my other wife does.

>>23069295
High Orcs are good taste

I need shortstack Myconids bouncing on my face and cock.

>>23069384
They are the best taste.

>>23069358
Was Moose's saga even MGE to begin with?

>>23069391
Then enter the mushroom forest and lay down on the ground naked.

>>23069358
You are overreacting. Pretty sure they haven't killed anybody. At least the monster girl's haven't. I have read more violent stories that are still very much MGE.

>>23069419
Didn't they try to hang an old lady?

>>23069403
It's from a time when we didn't have much in the way of translated setting info.

>>23069295
Those are some big breasts, she must be a high ranking orc.

>>23069295
Good to hear highorcfag! Your wife is a cute and deserves lost of poundings from you!

>>23069428
I know that much, but didn't we still know that MGs hate hurting men? or did he start it before the profiles were revised?

>>23069432
She would be if she cared to lead a warband.

>>23069440
Thanks!

>>23069450
Oh she's not in a warband?

>>23069442
No that wasn't added until later iirc. Early setting stuff was pretty weird. I don't think MGE even had the forced monogamy that it has now.

>>23069419
The salamander is a mercenary that has a full on body count, at one point lubu-ing a bunch bandits on a boat IIRC
The mantis is a hired assassin that kis this one gay guy and probably as a chunk of dirty laundry
The arc that introduces the baphoment has her kill the villain (a witch) at the end
Theres a dragon that ate her brother
>>23069426
He tied her up in a way that she had to stay still and wait for her guards to find her, one slip and she would be wrung.

>>23069460
Nope! She decided to strike out on her own, instead of leading a warband as per her mother's wishes.

>>23069468
>The salamander is a mercenary that has a full on body count, at one point lubu-ing a bunch bandits on a boat
Pretty sure nobody actually died

>>23069488
How interesting. I wish the both of you luck.

>>23069287
>>23069302
Then at the very least, I'm trending in that direction, convergently.

>>23069489
Nope she killed them
This story came out before demon silver and stuff like that, and even then she was using a proper sword that came from our world

>>23069489
It actually describes her as being completely covered in their blood by the end.
She's killed hundreds of people by this point. And enjoys it.

>>23069502
I still don't see how you can ram a solid object through somebody's body and not injure them, demonic silver or not.

>>23069528
Its like that one sword in rave master that only cuts things that cant usually be cut

>>23069354
>Actually physically fragile, relies on speed and stealth to avoid direct confrontation
>Infamous for powerful 'venom', but actually just has very strong jaws/claws for tearing apart ambushed prey
>Poor vision, but very vibration-sensitive
>Good at digging

i want to cook on a salamander

>>23069553
What a versatile and useful traveling companion.

>>23069542
>Poor vision, but very vibration-sensitive
Kinky.

>>23069553
>>23069579
Number one way to get her tail flaring right there.

>>23069579
Right? She slices, she dices, she cooks your steak to perfection! Billy Mays would love selling mail-order salamanders.

>>23069553

>>23069598
>barbeque
that is not a very sexy flavor
I want a refund

>>23064505

>>23069607
It is a tasty one

>>23069629
>Chu~

>>23069629
Runya is cute. I like her!

>>23069607
>that is not a very sexy flavor
It'll become sexy due to association soon, don't worry. Also, after you've acclimated, don't eat normal barbecue unless you want to pop a public boner.

>>23069409
i wanna run around and tackle one myself

>>23069629
I can aid her with this research.

>>23069523
>It actually describes her as being completely covered in their blood by the end.
>She's killed hundreds of people by this point. And enjoys it.
I can't remember her being covered in blood. I seem to remember all of that being written very ambiguous(doing the cartoon approach). Like Batman Beyond ambiguous "deaths" or whatever. You would have to link me that chapter.

>>23069598
i found it strange how they can cook on her but not get burned themselves when she got hands on

>>23069629
Good stuff. I can't wait for the thighjob pic if you're the one making it.

What's a good way to get the "so cute~" reaction from a large monster without shotafication?

Counting coup against a Ushi-Oni!

>>23069732
Train hard in swordsmanship

>>23069706
I think they're still doing that one, so I did the kissy one instead

>>23069629
Based Vada

>>23069749
Oh, I thought you were the one who had asked for ideas. Do it anyways, doesn't hurt.

>>23069629
Okay, but where's the dick?

>>23069747
That's one of the two reactions you can get when a Salamander starts your training and you had never held a sword in your life before. She either cringes at all the mistakes you make, or all the things you do wrong make you look like a kid waving a stick and she thinks that looks adorable.

>>23069629
I WANT their neat accessories.

>>23069779
Members only.

>>23069629
Wholesome 100

>>23069732
Do literally anything manly in front of an Amazon or hellhound. Except for things that might get you hurt. Or too dirty.

>>23069795
>Except for things that might get you hurt.
I can only imagine the angry lectures.

>>23069787
So what you're saying is I need to steal them.

>>23069775
Pic related type of Salamander would probably find it really cute that a hard-working novice swordsman is challenging her.
She is also a CC and is desperate for a mate

>>23069800
Don't forget the frenzied hellhound licking if you get so much as a scratch, too.

>>23069801
You cannot hide your crimes.

>>23069795
>Do literally anything manly in front of an Amazon or hellhound
Like disregarding her and getting together with a girl that actually acts like a girl

>>23069787
No, I don't want to wear them on my member.

>>23069819
>Like disregarding her
That's less "so cute~" and more "so cute..."

>>23069819
Hellhounds are aggressive yes but I doubt they never act like a girl some of them might cook for they’re husband etc

>>23069817
Sure I can, they just "lost" their stuff while out at the Sabbath Club.

Not a big deal.

>>23069801
What a cute lil Hatter!

>>23069838
Ushis deserve love. I want ask an ancient(mature type) Ushi-Oni out on a date. Would probably be kinda scary though

>>23069795
>literally anything manly
Peeing standing?

SETTLE IT IN SMASH

>>23068230
>DL and her goons take control of media.
>Now internet vision of Peach is the normal Princess Peach
>Internets interpretation of the Super Crown is canon
>Now developers have to ask artist to tone up their female character designs. The guy who makes Xenoblades is one of the few that not noticed the change.
>Don’t even get me started on Pokémon.
>No male MC is allowed to reach the ending of the game single in fact most of them don’t last till half of it
>California was deemed beyond salvation and sunk to the ocean whit all of its inhabitants still on it, Poseidon did not liked that one.
>Inti closes doors their love for tragic love stories and killing pretty girls where their undoing.
>Date sims send a ping to all the girls in the area that coincide to the girl that is winning on the first save.

Did I miss anything? Because, imagine MGE Mamono take over our World's Media.

>>23069795
>Hellhound husband starts getting insecure that his wife is so much stronger than him.
>Starts doing dangerous and reckless training regimens to try and catch up with her in strength and stamina.

>>23068917
>>23068954
Spacebattles is just plain autistic. They made a KanColle fanfic where Enterprise was sold to Japan after WW2 and serves with the JMSDF. That's right, Japan eagerly takes ownership of the warship that wrecked their shit in WW2, and both the Japanese and American public accept it. And that's just scratching the surface.

>>23069906
>Spreading degeneracy
>Not leveraging California
Pick one. Just (slightly) warp a few agendas and you've got like an 80% head start.

>>23069962
More Alps than a Battle Brothers thread

>>23069983
>A state full of turbosluts overwhelmed by their new monster desires would be a bad thing for the DL's agenda
Think with your nose.

>>23069906
Hey I hate it here too but don't kill me off like that

>>23069905
Uh...bros?!

>>23070013
>Said turbosluts realize that become a monster locks them to being with one guy for life, and if that wasn't bad enough most guys are snapped up by the monster immigrants coming in by the thousands.

>>23068920
My wives have some slight differences to the profiles in some ways but you hit the general dynamic between the races perfectly.
>>23069099
They always do! Seeing that pic really makes me want to get a duo pic of them sometime.

>>23069905
That poor Anubis.

>>23070013
Does it make Animal Crossing sound effects when she pops your dick in?

Here's your mantis bro

BIG COWS!

>>23070194
I want a Jincow

>>23070223
Granted

>>23070230
That wasn't the joke I was making but I'll take her.

>>23070230
This is a Jiangcow

>>23070029
>locks them to being with one guy for life
And that's a good thing! It's your own personal not-quite-brainwashed voter block, and you even get a free navy!

>and if that wasn't bad enough most guys are snapped up by the monster immigrants coming in by the thousands.
And then Mexico and Canada were finally invaded. Not for profit, but for love. Touching, innit? Historians will later call it Many-Breast Destiny.

>>23068980
Eh it'll blow over, it's just some shitposting. If you let them drive you off they won.

>>23069295
Cute commissions.

>>23070167
She looks like she’s about to sneeze

I've had a rough day. Could some kind anons post Sylphs?

>>23068530
Fuck off

>>23070194
>>23070230
Both cute.
>>23070223
I'm sure a regular Jinko wouldn't refuse if you wanted to suck on her breasts.

>>23070359
Yes, but she needs a very, very large chest.

Having troubles with oomukades, hornet gals, and vamp mosquitoes breaking into your home? Marry an arachne and you'll never have to deal with another insect girl ever again

>>23070359
She might not really get it at first. Not until mating season hits.

>>23069464
>KC turned an interesting setting into an incel wet dream
This is why Monstergirl quest is the superior universe.

>>23070369
I'd rather have a vamp mosquito infestation.

>>23070375
>Dryfish existing
Okay bud.

>>23070369
That, or she'll turn them into your concubines with her as head wife.

>>23070375
I can think off the top of my head at least two other settings than MGQ that has similar or the same setting and rules as pre-revamp MGE (Violated Heroine and that one game with all the succubis who drain you to death). So I think MGE is fine as far as "interesting settings" go.

>>23070369
>clingy JC Arachne protecting me from the insect girls
>realizes her smaller body turns me on more than their curvier bodies
>gets flustered whenever I bring anything along those lines up
Cute!

>>23070460
I just think it's a bit ridiculous that *every* monster girl despite all their different characteristic have no other goal in life than finding a guy, "rape him" and then become a soul-bond devoted wife for eternity.
It's cool mind you, but all? It's just a "peak your perfect waifu with the flavour you want" it's a world that only exist for the reader unlike MGQ or monster musume which is organic.

Well, the girls are super well designed though, that's cool.

>>23070312
I hope things get better for you anon.

>>23070368
That makes sense, though I personally would still be fine with an average size bust on her.
>>23070370
That's the stuff, at first she doesn't know why you would want to do this, ends up loving it.

>>23070375
I still never understood why monster girls would kill any guy since it just harms their chances of finding a mate and by making humans even more scared of them. Outside of Illias fuckery MGQ monster girls are just shooting themselves in the foot by being reprehensive cunts
>inb4 humans fight back and kill monster girls
The only fuckers we see in the game that could actually fight monsters are Heinrich, Lazarus who got crippled and had to resort to terrorist tactics, Sara completely useless cunt until she decides she's a monster girl, and probably Sabasa king who could go WWE on any monster girl, Luka could count but he has that bullshit angel blood that causes his wounds to heal instantly and while being XX years old he's able to overpower a fully grown man.

>>23069705
Crim has resistance to the point of immunity to every damage type outside of dark and physical.

Do you and your wife have pets?

>>23070506
Because MGQ is shit and the guy you're replying to is a faggot.

>>23070512
i have a pet zombie, i feed it bat and monkey soup

>>23070312
I’m so sorry anon, me and my Hatter wife don’t have any Slyphs, but we do wish you well and hope that things will get better! You deserve it!

>>23070491
MGQ had about as much justification for why monsters liked to rape and kill men as much as MGE does for why monsters like to marry and love men: a god-like entity made it that way. So those two are about on par for organicness. And the setting materials make it very clear that, no, it's not the only goal for every monster girl ever. The head of the most powerful magical organization in the setting whose subordinates can somehow find ways to teleport entire kingdoms at once is still single. It's their main goal, yes, in the same way your main goal is probably to not die by the end of each day, but it's not their only goal.

>>23070493
Thank you much, anon. That's a very cute Sylph.

>>23070535
Thank you, anyways, for your kind words.

>>23070512
One of my harem has a demon realm wolf she tamed.

>>23070529
lol

>>23070506
You're welcome.

>>23066255
relevant to my interests

>>23070494
She's a JinCOW for a reason.

>>23070582
I wish they broke it down further, being kept in a dark hole for the rest of your life cumming inside a mandragora shouldn't be on the same level as a kitsune takes you home with her to be her husband

>>23070582
waifufags will extrapolate the smallest thing that deviate from their perfect fantasy into a massive horror.

>>23070582

>>23070582
Now post part 3

Manlets beware, there's onis around

>>23070668
Oh no, one of them might carry me to her cave and share sake with me from her mouth to mine!

>>23070582
I want to sexualize pie charts.

>>23070697
Grab yourself a lich or a hakutaku, they'll help.

>>23070704
Will they get jealous if i sexualize knowledge itself more than them?

Jinko momster knows how important it is to take care of her son's hygiene!

>>23070714
Even organically, I can't imagine that state lasting for long. Kind of a moot point.

>>23070582
Hey faggot, I know there's a version of this piechart that breaks it down further. >>23070612

>>23070532
Don't bully jiangshi, she was poor once, she doesn't want to eat that stuff ever again!

>>23070721
I want to respect the familial relationship i have with my momster and find a young girlfriend!

>>23070697
I want to sexualize floor tiles.

>>23070748
What if those floor tiles are actually a Shoggoth in disguise?

>>23070753
That's completely fine, and honestly somewhat expected.

>>23070759
I want to cuddle the autism snake

>>23070742
Daww. She tries her best. She may be cute and clumsy and dummy thick, but remember: When she's not stiff she has literally superhuman strength and reflexes. So dont fuck with her.

>>23070783
But Anon, they will take the Yetis out of business if things keep like this.

>>23070789
Not likely; yeti have a very limited range. How likely are you to find one somewhere hot or at the bottom of a swamp? Meanwhile, there's the Straya Snake.

>>23070797
Can the cuddle market bear such an over supply, though?

>>23070830
Cuddles are up up up! While cold shoulders are looooooow! Meanwhile lapdances are at a major bust, as in making men bust everywhere! Its a Bull market, minotaurs! Stay tuned to Mad (Hatter) Money!

>>23070512
otters

>>23070830
The cuddle market will never have an oversupply. Ever.

>>23070830
There are still niches that haven't been filled yet.

>>23070877
I wouldn't invest my cum in the Wonderland stock market even if the queen herself came and fucked me dry. I'm definitely not a Tanuki shill, don't mind me.

>>23070899
Wonderland is a haven for cum collectors though! Why my Dear Wife's portfolio gets stuffed with outrageous amounts daily! Sure, its no Pandemonium, but extra-dimensional laws (of physics) are much more lenient in the amount a mamano can take without it becoming too taxing!

Cuddles are the strongest force in the known universe

Cheshire cats are good girls who don't play pranks on anon, and don't believe anyone who says otherwise

>>23070933
those Ivans sure know how to make Chelsea cats look cute

>>23070933
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

>>23070933
I for one don't consider it a prank having my face smothered by the phat ass of a loved one, so I'll believe it!

>>23070933
Can't play pranks when she's got a mouthful of dick.
>Always thinking

>>23070933
They're just pussies

>>23070933
This is actually true, but only after you fuck them full of children. Momshires usually lose the smug and gain the ara ara.

>>23070933
You have to be honest with your Cheshire, let her know how much you love her!

>>23070984
They could become hora instead, though. Being a mom does not necessarily mean going completely soft.

>>23070933
i hate her shoes so much

>>23071025
Yeah, but it's wonderland so anything goes.

>>23071031
i want an ocelomeh to give me a footpaw job

Alright, assume you're a powerful wizard who can get away with this. Which monstergirl is the best for the opposite of Cheshire relationship, where (You) are the one that playfully teases her in lewd ways?

>>23071093
Lesser succubus

>>23071093
Crow Tengu.

>>23071093
Ushi-Oni, I would debuff her strength and laugh as she becomes barely strong enough to lift me let along pin me down

>>23071093

It would have to be a monster girl that takes themselves really seriously, so probably a haughty vampire?

>"Dontcha know it's dangerous to stay out after dark boy? There's plenty of dangerous monsters who'd take advantage of you. But luckily a nice and friendly dog found you, who'll happily escort you home and only ask for a warm bed to sleep in return"

>>23071093
>not aiming for a banter based switch relationship
Gotta keep things fresh.

>>23068241
This, but until I die instead.

>>23070929
Pandemoniums ecumnomics are less "stock market" and more "transfinite mathematics". Any loyal follower of the Fallen God can attest to that - and any loyal Dark Valkyrie can help count to aleph numbers of cumshots.

>>23069598
This episode single-handedly renewed my interest in Salamanders.

>>23071184
Believe you me, it would certainly be one of my Wife's 'Offshore accounts'!
To clarify, I am saying we would holiday there and she would take excessive amounts of cumshots from me!

>>23071135
>"Oh yeah, miss Vampire, it was nice playing with you, so I think I should give this back to you"
>give her a pair of panties
>creeping realization on her face when she sees they look like what she put on today
>only now she notices she's wearing male underwear soaked with precum under her dress

>>23071197
Now, at what point do you consider it "excessive"? A few hundred? A few million? Why not spend a relative forever, cumming in and on her in every conceivable way, only to return moments after you left? Or maybe even before you left! Just imagine - seconds before entering Pandemonium, the two of you see yourselves emerge, with her drenched head to toe in your cum.

>>23071252
Certainly in the high hundred thousands if not a million itself! The thing is, she really does rather like tea whilst sitting on my face, and I really do rather like her sitting on my face whilst she's casually having tea, and that's just a certain niche that can't be fulfilled just by a few millennia of fucking! We'd keep it to a modest couple hundred years and be home sooner than you can say 'endless eight'! A welcome yearly holiday!

>>23071268
Of course, one of the truest blessings of Pandemonium - eventually, after reaching a point of mindless tantra, after you return from the fallen realm - the simple things become fresh again. The romance, the mundanity, and the vanilla are all exciting and new once more, but charged from having learned one anothers' body on a primordially fundamental level.

>>23071312
Quite so, quite so! Why, friends at her tea party may even be confused to see us the next day, just 24 Wonderland hours later, simply brushing fingers against one another yet leading to her gasping lightly and covering her lips daintily with her other gloved hand! Is this the same Chantrelle who just yesterday casually gave her husband a nonchalant crushing thigh job yesterday right at the table? Little do they know!

What happens if I eat all of a barometz's fruit?

>>23071343
That would certainly be a shock for any community of Wonderlanders. I wonder how often Trumparts' husbands take them to this paradise for the lost, only to be berated by the Queen for their tranquility once returned.

>>23071382
She'll demand you make her wet enough to reform it, of course!

>>23071382
You get a tummyache from eating so much. Then the barometz in question chides you for being such a glutton while you rest on her thighs.

>>23070624
What credibility does a heart doctor have for the bowels?

>>23071461
local doctor has one weird trick that makes hospitals hate him!

>>23071382
you'll grow a mega cock and your cum will taste sweet and be full of nutrition for a monster sucking on it

How do you think names work in mge? Would you take your wife's name? Would she take yours? I don't think I could ever really be afraid of a monster with a normal name.
>Young demon corner's her crush
>"Fufufu... Your fate is sealed, mortal!
>Today you will be bound forever and always to...
>JENNY MILLER!!!
>N-no... Stop laughing... I'm serious...
>It's a family name! From my dad's side!
>He only stops laughing when she takes his name

>>23071382
It's important you grow up to big and strong, so don't worry, she can always make more.

>>23071500
I wish I could find this artist and slap them while screaming "PILLOW SHADING"

>>23071461
What credibility than an MD after his name would he need? This also makes me wonder: what would the MG equivalent of Dr. Oz look like?

does your succubus do the morrigan hands

Hand over the cheese and no one gets hurt!

im scared guys this creature keeps strolling by my home

>>23071580
You can have all the cheese. I'm not too big on it.

>>23071580
Or what?

>>23071580
Never!

>>23070029
>Women complain of no single men left because of exotic women snatching men up
>Feminists flip their proverbial shit
>People they mock call them out on their leftist proclivities by saying they were warned about this shit by those they insulted in the past about immigrants.

If it were a bunch of beautiful women coming into the USA. Women would be fucking pissed off knowing that the men are going bye bye. They HATE competition.

I want to take my daughteru to the Sabbath sponsored daddy-daughter dance!

>>23071580
not if this hurts you first

>>23071652
that sounds shady.

I'm ten posts in and I can already tell that the discord niggers ban is up. Where are the useless fucking jannys?

>>23071663
Nah it's fine! Nothing weird or sinister, just pure love between fathers and daughters.

>>23071580
Oh dear, how lively!

I wound up writing a shoggoth monsterization story someone requested. I hope people like it.

https://pastebin.com/FwpTuGdB

>>23071580
Scary rat!

>>23071647
They're already coming for the sex robots

>>23071690
Thank you writefag, for existing

>>23069354
>off-topic image

Centaurs are the most compassionate and loving MGs, you should marry them anon.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that getting your Automaton new and bigger synth muscles is an important action in making her feel more confident in protecting you.

>>23071670
pure love is for adult women that's not related to you

>>23071753
You would make a bad parent anon.

>>23071736
It would make me more comfortable and hornier around her, too

>>23071772
This is how you activate her Happiness Display protocols.

>>23071730
I am forever a canid man.

>>23071799
I wanna visit a mofu cafe!

>>23071778
She must really get those working when I kiss her new biceps and tell her the enhancements really suit her

>>23071730
B A R N
S M E L L
and just imagine how much that body costs to feed

>>23071807
Japanese "theme cafes" are a goddamn living nightmare for someone like me who just wants to eat in peace.

>>23071811
Costs? People pay YOU to mow their lawns!

>>23071690
Its okay anon. Definitely could see you put some effort into it. Though I would say you do need to re-edit it though. In the first I would say I found a few wrong words and a few to many pointless commas.
Example being line 10 which can be reworded to work and shortened.
Please however dont take this negatively and instead use this as a way to improve. I see potential and would hate to have turned you off from writing.

>>23071690
This was decidedly hot. Shoggoths are wonderful and the transformation aspects solidifying her as so devoted and subservient were wonderful. I really liked it alot anon, thank you for a good shoggoth story

>>23071700
That's the point, they honestly don't understand that this was caused by men being fucked over. If they don't want men gravitating towards other means, they need to fix what is driving them to this.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? This was caused by sexual liberation and people don't want to give up their cushy lives, yet fail to realize that sacrifices are needed to get what they want.

>>23071690
>Non-memey good Shoggoth smut
bless you for water in this arid starving land

>>23071892
There was a good shoggoth story a while back about some dude inheriting a house and slowly realizing that the maid was a shoggoth. He freaked out a bit at first but accepted it and joined his new wife in being an eldritch monster. It's frustrating because I can remember the plot but not the title.

>>23071906
Where they under the water?

>>23071906
Theres that one and then Enders Toi, the one by... huh, its been so long. I don't even remember his name anymore.

>>23071690
Fuck off

>>23071915
Thanks for the tip, not it wasn't that one but I was able to track it down on MGE wiki. It's called "Madness, or the curious case of Phillip Howard"

>like the idea of a shog
>in almost every way
>hate sticky textures

>>23071960
Shogs are the one slime where that's not actually an issue.

>>23071960
Just make her wear a rubber suit all the time.

>>23071960
She will work hard to change her texture for master. Please understand.

Why haven’t you bred a hellhound yet, don’t you know they’re actually softies who want nothing more than to cuddle [/spoiler] after pinning you to the ground raping you till you leave a loony toons impression on the floor

I want to be part of an ancient evil rehabilitation initiative.

>>23071971
Only black men are allowed to breed with hellhounds and sadly I am a pathetic white boy

>>23071960
You'll stop noticing the stickiness when her body merges with yours on contact.

>>23071971
Because I can't find one.

>>23071971
That's not my brand of coddling.

I like to think that hellhounds outside the bedroom are the type of girls that are fine with supplying all the emotional energy needed to keep a relationship going. No matter how much of a naturally lazy or depressive person you are they'll always have enough spirit for the both of you.

>>23072014
I doubt it

i want to fuck some neet monsters and spoil them with my body

>>23069906
Any world without California is better than this one.

>>23070013
The danuki cries out in distress as she rapes you.

i want to confront an oppressive hellhound and tell her that a man's virginity isn't consent for her and all other monsters.

>>23072179
translation: "oh I am just a huge fucking slut for monster girl pussy please rape my face until I pass out"

>>23071966
Oh?

>>23071970
I could see that. I can imagine the texture she'd make for me - and I can't describe it in a way that would do it justice. But it's as smooth and soft to silk at a touch, and with the normal give and shift of a slime - like a liquid fabric.

>>23071994
That's another good point.

How many shortstacks could you carry away and wife? How many would follow you?

>>23072194
>Oh?
The same girl can turn herself into a fork or a pillow; controlling her texture shouldn't be an issue once it's made clear that sticky is a no-no.

>>23072187
How did she know?

>>23072203
True. Smooth and soft are nice. And slippery-slimy is perfect for the bedroom.

>>23072203
I don't know, those utensils look pretty drippy in the profile picture.

>>23072201
If my calculations are correct: one in each arm, one riding your shoulders, and one impaled on your dick.

Goodnight mastah.

>>23072301
Look I know shadow spawns from beyond the stars don't need to sleep but do you think you could observe be sleeping from a distance further than five centimeters?

>>23072281
Weak. Try one over each shoulder, two under each arm, one impaled on your dick, one wrapped around waist tonguing your anus, and one sitting on each foot. Maybe one draped over your head, too.

I just developed shortstack armor.

>>23072313
That supposes your pillow wasn't also made of shog.

>>23072313
>”I will try, Master.”
>she slinks away to the corner of the room
>Standing.
>Smiling.
>Watching.

>>23072321
>you feel several eyelids close on your pancreas
Yeah... pillow...

>>23072321
>>23072327
was kidding, I love my shog so much I sleep inside her
on a bed made of her
they love when they can feel you tossing and turning, absorbing your sweat

Do you think Runya is total freak in bed, or would she be shy?

Either way, I wanna be the one to pierce sleep goat's pussy, shower her in cummies, and turn her into a mindbroken, ahegaoing mess!

Anon, come on, just think of all the wild inventions, armor, and weaponry a dorf wife could help you with.

>>23072368
She's only shy about doing lewd things with her paws, which means you're only supposed to focus on them during sex.

>>23072373
No. If I'm going to marry a womanlet, let it be a Draph.

>>23072373
But can she help with my colossal erection?

>>23072374
Like grab them and hold them tightly when you pound that loli goat pussy with your fully erect dick?

>>23072352
I just want to cuddle my shog! Tell her that she is the superior waifu!

>>23072301
That's too far away. I wanna snuggle my meido to sleep, while also laying in a bed-cocoon made of her, suspended in a blanket made of her love nectar, while she's also cuddling me on the other side, and also my pillow.

>>23072380
And shower them in cum and kisses.

>>23072381
I want to come home from work, slam the door from the rough day and begin fucking the shog door as my shog wife tries to deal with it.