/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think Flandre could win against Remilia.

Remi of course.

I like both

I like both.

OP is remi fanboi. her theme is awesome, too

>>2305161
>>2305166
hivemind

I like both.

Flan

Remi

I like neither.

Flandoll

Smaug

>>2305186
Say that again and your foot will hurt.

>>2305200
I like neither?

Flan.

flandre

I dislike both.

>>2305213
that isn't the right flandre.gif...
This is.

>>2305242
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!

>>2305242
Flandre is a good girl.
Remi is a bitch.

>>2305287

BABIES

intense battle

What about ZALGO?

I love the aristocratic sluttiness of Remilia.

>>2305379

>>2305287
Holy crap FLANDRE IS CHILD ARCUEID.

I can't decide on looks and bodies alone. Both are delicious.

Remilia acts like an old woman most of the time, unless you consider her childish selfishness. But her vampiric sense is weak, so even if she goes for a snack, you should be okay. Also, she can be inviting if you are worth her time.

Flan is nothing but a childish, shattered mind. I guess she has potential if you're made of steel or your name is Marisa, though. Preferably Marisa made of steel.

I guess I'd go with Remi.

>>2305385

>>2305398

>Preferably Marisa made of steel.

Close enough.

>>2305397

First it was people saying that Yukari had a resemblance, and now Flan.

Type-moons all up in your Touhoes.

>>2305426

It's because Arc is so generic.

>>2305426
Well Rumia too.

Flandre's vampireness + Rumias hunger + Yukaris power = Arcueid

Flandre.
It's the wings that do it for me.

>>2305442

Enjoy your fake wings and Christmas decorations in March.

I'll just take the one with real wings.

Suddenly, science.

>>2305465
sure i will

enjoy your grim n dark.

Damned vampires!

>>2305465
Ouch.

>>2305491

Call the Belmonts then.

Oh wait, you can't. They're dead as of OoE.

Remilia can give men footjobs, handjobs, and even wingjobs. Getting a wingjob from Flan means getting your cock sliced off by one of her crystals.

As sisters they need to stick together.

>>2305465
Flandre's wings probably would have be normal if it weren't for Marx from Kirby Superstar.

>>2305503
And nothing of value was lost.

>>2305503

But I don't have a dick!

What now?!

>>2305503

>wingjob

oh Remi...

>>2305402
It looked like Flandre hugging Tokiko from the thumbnail.
I was thoroughly disappointed when I clicked it.

>>2305513
Diamonds in the vagina is no fun either.

>>2305513

Axe wound.

翼コキ gives no relevant results in google or pixiv.

>>2305513
I bet she could still find a way to please us with her wingstips.

>>2305543
>>2305513

>we
>But I don't have a dick!

Not this shit again. It's getting old. I'd really bet both my testicles that neither of you are in possession of a vagina. You wouldn't be interested in Touhou the way that you are, even if you're into /u/. That'd be entirely different.

>>2305543

There's got to be an easier way.

>>2305543
>>2305513

>us
>But I don't have a dick!

Not this shit again. It's getting old. I'd really bet both my testicles that neither of you are in possession of a vagina. You wouldn't be interested in Touhou the way that you are, even if you're into /u/. That'd be entirely different.

>>2305560

>There's got to be an easier way.

Why not try the organ designed for sex, then?

You know, the skin.

>>2305563
Sup.
Straight female that frequents /jp/ and enjoys playing some Touhou here.

How does that make you feel?

>>2305563
Calm down, Anon. Everyone knows both of them are guys. We just let them pretend so they don't post about being "girls" so much.

>>2305540

I got my kanji mixed up for a second and read that as 糞コキ

>>2305607
Not the anonymous you quoted, but want to go out with me? We can play touhou together.

Female Touhou fans are among the most annoying people on the planet.

I've had the misfortune of running into a couple.

>>2305607

I doubt it, but that's believable. What's the difference, you ask? You aren't drooling over lolis like both of them do. That's reserved for those with a penis.

The guys here think it's inconceivable that chicks would browse /jp/. Touhou is here yet women can't post here? Guys talk about their dongs, yet women must stay quite and gb2/kitchen/?

>>2305646
yes

>>2305646
Yes.

>>2305646

You probably didn't have time to read it, but see

>>2305643

Women wouldn't be interested in certain things men would. While this is becoming increasingly less true, it still remains so about magical futa lolis. At least, to my knowledge.

>>2305646
Other than browsing /jp/ and sleeping all day, I spend a large amount of my time in the kitchen. Is this acceptable?

>>2305646
That's right!

>>2305646
They do not think that there are no females here, they assert that there are no females here. There is an important difference.

>>2305691
>it still remains so about magical futa lolis
Pretty sure you're wrong there, but hey.

I prefer the more powerfull.

It doesn't matter whether there are men or women in this thread, because what unites us all is our mutual fail. If you post on /jp/, no matter what sex, your fail level increases in time you do so.

>>2305760
>fail
Get out.

>>2305742
>Polyamorous Greek Orthodox Pansexual Lactose-intolerant of /jp/

What the fuck.

>>2305760
Not really.

flan doesn't know how to be a vampire, she could break me by accident, remilia on the other hand could suck me off.

Getting back to the original topic:
Remi or Flan

Remi wets the bed.
I don't need that.

>>2306075
So moe though.

>>2306075
they both do

Remilia is an intolerable prissy arrogant cuntwhore without a single redeeming quality. Flandre is more directly dangerous because she doesn't fully control or understand her powers, but she's innocent and childlike in personality. So Flandre all the way, though I'd rather have the door guard.

Flandre

>>2306097
>IM LEIK SO KOOL AND EDGY MAAAN LOOK AT MEH HATIN ON TEH POPULAR CHARAS WHILE SLASHING MY WRISTS ON DEVIANTART ASKIN FOR DONATIONS FUCK YEEEAHHH MAN!

>>2306113

Your tears are delicious, fanboy.

>>2306119
u mad?

>>2306121
>>2306113
>>2305760
>Polyamorous Greek Orthodox Pansexual Lactose-intolerant of /jp/
Get out.

>>2306089
Well when flan does it, there is a sort of cuteness to it.
Remi is supposed to be a leader.

>Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF

Words cannot describe how much i hate you... fucking attention whore

>>2306179
Why do you guys keep posting the Japanese version when it's translated?

>>2306182
There are far worse tripfags. See >>2306121

>>2306195
Does it really matter?

It's the art that matters more anyway.

>>2306195
Can you post the translated version?

>>2306214
We're Sunni, Remi tripfag is Shiite, that thing you linked to is southern Baptist.

>>2306182
Seconded.

just shove a garlic into their mouths and rape their dead sexy bodies

>Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF
LOLOLOL I'M A GIRL! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!

>>2306245

>Southern Baptist.

Or the Jews. No one likes the Jews. Especially the Muslims.

>>2306336
HHHHNNNNGGGGGG

both of them!

>>2306319
People like you seem to cause more problems than tripfags.

Flan has a bigger bust ;_;

>>2306238
Don't have it, but I saw the translated version used for atomicpuppy's YouTube page. It makes it easier to comprehend it as you read along; for example, with the right column alone it is unclear that she says "Wetted my pants... =(" in the forth panel.

Flan without wings. 1 hit KO

>>2306800
That's Yukari.

They both are tight.

I like both.

>>2306800
That's Yukari.

>>2306825
>>2306832
A man can dream can't he?!

>>2306871
It's Yukari.

>>2306825
>>2306832
So what you're saying is that Yukari is nothing more than a wingless Flandre in her adult form?

>>2306871
no now get out

>>2306871
not when you interchange the flattest with the healthiest

>>2306932
Now hold up, since when have touhou chest sizes ever been official enough to use superlatives?

>>2305157
sage for feet

>>2306800
>>2306800
>>2306800
>>2306800
Can i have some hentai with her pleez

>>2307135
Lurk moar. Actually read threads.

>>2305379

May I inquire the source of this page? scarlet_and_scarlet doesn't give me a lot.

On topic, I incline towards Remilia. I just like her personality.

Remilia stole my heart. And ate it.

>>2307313
So this >>2305182 was your blood?

>>2307325
Yes. Type B, Hgb 154 ;_;

I can't believe it took me this long to get to this thread. Fucking vampires got a 100+ post thread? This is intolerable. How can you fucking saps fall for the tricks of a creature with no soul, a creature motivated ONLY to kill you without compassion or emotion?

Revolting beasts born and bred to do nothing but cause misery to mankind -and you shower them with love in an attempt to... an attempt to what? Explain your reasoning to me. Why ANYONE would adore these dusty husks wearing a facade of humanity.

>>2307354
They look like prepubescent girls. You can dress a giant clam in a frilly dress (not that hard, given they're full of frills already) and /jp/ will still fawn all over "her".

>>2307354
I just like donating my blood to charming vampires like Remilia.

>>2307354
I'm sure you'd enjoy a free handjob from Flan, right?

>>2307354
Fancy seeing you again, Mr. Belmont.

>>2307372

I certainly wouldn't because apparently it means my wang is invisible. I like my wang.

>>2307354
This post reminded me of the live action Tsukihime movie that just came out on DVD recently. I saw a couple minutes of it because my sister and cousin were watching it and it was horrible.

>>2307381

>>2307372
No. It sounds good in theory, until she FUCKING TEARS IT OFF ALONG WITH THE LOWER HALF OF YOUR TORSO.

>>2307403
Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

>>2307487
IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I WAS ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESHHH. IT WAS~ HUUUMANS, WHO WISH TO PAY ME TRIBUTE.

FLAN FLAN FLAN FLAN!

/thread

>>2307568
You words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

>>2307707

They are the strongest.

>>2306825
Hair isn't remotely long enough to be Yukari.

>>2308523
However, the says Yukari quite clearly. I feel stupid now.

Also, this discovery has somehow devalued this picture.

>>2308523
She has it up like that sometimes, remember?

>>2308528
>the hat says

Gosh. This really fucked me up.

>>2308534
Is that zuta's art?

>>2308548
n/m, answered my own question. The 'iwamoto' should have been my first clue, but it looked so zuta.

Great Great Grandpa Dracula comes to visit Remilia and Flandre in Gensoyko.

Hijinx insue.

>>2306800
I'm going to kill you.

>>2308819
Heh Heh.

Alllriiight.

>>2308819
Psh, as if I'd be afraid of some yandere vampire bitch. I happen to have made donations this year.