/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>most idiotic most weeaboo
Give it all away, spread it amongst your fellow NEETs.

>>2305807
this

A little girl of your very own.

Start a game studio or something and make oldschool-style RPGs.

Give a portion to moot so you can keep coming here to waste your life away

loli ero doll by arte tokio

http://artetokio.com/

tell me if it was worth it! Also, if it makes it past customs.

Hire モムス to play your neighbour's daughter's high school prom.

>>2305807
I am a cheap bastard, so no.
>>2305820
Where do i get one?

Congratulations anon

Hire a high quality professional translator to translate a few good games for us.

One them loli real doll things.

Buy 4chan from moot.
Enforce namefaggotry.
Enlist many nazi mods.

>>2305836
This

Buy a server and give us our /jp/ split.

Why am I doubting this very much right now?

Start your own professional VN translation company. Profit even more while fapping to your products.

>>2305827
Flawless.
>Customs
Hell, i've never been to Japan before, i'll just fly for a trip and get one of those on the way.

>>2305850
>VN translation company
>Profit

I don't think so, Tim.

>>2305845
this

>>2305847
I'm surprised you have any shred of possibility of this being true.

Get one of those dolls that Kordox always posts, also, hire a translation team to translate a VN.

This

$120,000

95% of lottery winners spend their winnings in lawsuits brought against them by people who lay claim to the winnings for various reasons.

Post your dox.

ok, the interest around here for long term investments in the bank is around 3.5%, which, considering the shitty condition of the world today, is pretty goot.
3.5% from 2.5 million is 87500$ a year, or around 7200$ a month, and that's only the interest.
Seems like i'm set for life, fuck yeah.

>>2305874
Can those things move or anything like that? I read there's supposed to be a newer version soon

>>2305874
I really have to second the robot maid.

>>2305881
Uh, i'm 19, don't really have anyone who can claim this winnning as theirs (well, i don't really get out of the house, so...), and the prize is collected while the winner stays completely anonymous.

>>2305887

I don't know about you but I wouldn't trust banks with such a large sum of money. Especially considering the shitty condition of the world today.

>>2305903
Show us proof of winning ticket

>>2305907
Banks can't lose your money completely, and if they shut down, you get it from the bank's insurance.
There's no such thing as money "getting lost".

>>2305903
>19
>2.5 million $
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2305907
Yeah, keep it in a box under your bed.

That's amazing!

>>2305914
I seriously don't understand what made you write that post.
As a joke, it just sucks.
As a serious statement, no one will ever be stupid enough to upload a picture or a scan of a winning ticket.
Please kill yourself now.

I don't think you won anything.

Enjoy your delusions along with your welfare.

>>2305799
buy a studio and make your own VN

Back to subject
>>2305874
Where do i get one of these?

fund a touhou anime

>>2305941
hurrrrr it's not like you'd post your face or information dipshit. It's not like you can print it off the net and claim it for yourself. A piece of paper with a date on it is enough.

>>2305941
Do it, faggot.

invest it wisely before inflation, leeches and the government take it away

>>2305968
THIS
JESUS FUCK, THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

buy an asian slave and have her dress as reimu

buy 4chan and remove most boards including cgl and b

>>2305903
If you never get out of the house, how the fuck did you even manage to buy a fucking lottery ticket?

Go troll somewhere else.

>>2305966
Hire someone to buy one for you. Yes she walks, talks, waves her arms about etc. But can she cook, wash the dishes and fuck? Hmm. I guess the last one you could probably modify her to accept a fleshlight.

>>2305839

or this basically

hell I bet moot would easily take only about 40k

Also come to comiket this summer I'm doing a run with my buddies

>>2306009
You would be surprised if you knew how much moot makes with ads.

>>2306025

You say this when the only ad that appears on ws boards is that fucking forum wars thing.

He's actually quite a bit in the red and is too proud to go back to donation drives

Fucking lucky piece of shit.

Have fun man, if you're looking for weeaboo why don't you take a trip to Japan?

Buy ZUN out of Touhou. Just 'cause.

Which studio would make a good Touhou anime?

>>2306040
>ws boards

i.e. the type that doesn't describe the highest traffic one?

>>2306076

Even the nsfw boards (especially the highest traffic one) don't attract good advertisers because sites where the webmaster is both unable and unwilling to control content scares away even adult advertisers (which is compounded by how picky the webmaster is about the nature of the ads).

This thread is too meta anyway and the op is prob. bullshit

Just make a private Mabinogi server for us already!

>>2306126
>the op is prob. bullshit
Now how did you figure that out, captain obvious?!

>>2306144
>>2306126
Check tomorrow for the results of the 24/03 lottery in Israel, to see there's a Single winner for the sum of 11 million NIS. (2.75 million$, but there are taxes)
It still isn't known to the public, and there is no way to know there is a single winner, unless you have the single winning ticket and contacted the "pais" (the company that arranges the lottery in Israel)

The winning numbers are 2 ,8 ,12 ,21 ,26 ,28
All of you with doubts, just check it in 10-12 hours. it's 3:15AM here, so there's no way to see it now.

>>2306184
>Israel
Are you jewish?

>>2306184

where do we check got a site?

>>2306184
>Israel
and the rich get richer

>>2306184
>Israel
FUCK

>>2306203
Yes, indeed. Not that i give a fuck about god or anything, just by definition.

just FYI, people who win a large sum of money are usually financially incompetent and end up wasting it / blowing it on stupid things or failed business ideas instead of investing it in a smart way

enjoy your temporary well-off-ness followed by going back to the gutter due to your own stupidity ( ^-^)b

>>2306255
But he's jewish. There's no way he could fuck this up.

And people, do yourself a favor and don't start tinking about shit like "OMG I HAVE TO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS RIGHT NAO SO I CAN BE A MILLIONAIRE AS WELL!!!111111". It's not guaranteed and you will most-likely win jack-shit.

OP is a NEET, so he's most-likely home all the time.
Ask yourself where he got a lottery ticket from.
Durr.

Easy modo: Dump all of it in a bank. Live off ONLY the interest, no more. Zero effort required, plus you get a good income.

Harudo modo: Do some investing. Manually.

Nightomaru modo: FUCKING KINZO THAT SHIT

/jp/ - My Blog

put it all into some annuity and live of that.
Buy figurines and post nudes.

buy tons of copies of Idolmaster SP.

congradulations i hope you enjoy your NEET life really. go buy all the box sets you love and goto japan for a little while then buy some tasty snacks while doing whatever you want also goto some cool parks for fairs while your their, then pay a japanese girl to have sex with you and if you get in to trouble bail yourself out, then buy a nicec japanese car and an iphone and a nice soundsystem and a anime paint job and then play anime music going down in shibuya and screaming random shit while you lol cuz your rich and you have stuff so also have a nice dvd player for you anime in your car of course and maybe you should get a ps3 hooked up in there you know? or xbox whatever you like maybe even a wii but hmmm yeah then find a girl that is like you and marry her even if she is just for your money an then beat her and divorce her at the age of 50 then finally you should like hmmm do something really cooooool O.o also try to save it cuz you dont know how LONG you will live.

It's already on the site OP

http://www.pais.co.il/PaisEng

Results are in the scrolling banner it's your numbers but I don't know how long they've been up there for in contrast to how long ago you posted this thread.

It seems that you posted this thread at about 2am, with the draw at about 11pm the previous day. So they had 3 hours to update their results before you posted this thread hmm still could be bullshit.

get a cool motorcycle and eat steak
take shit from no one

chinese or thai sex slave

since op is ignoring me I take that as confirmation that he's bullshitting

Come over to my country and have fun with our little brown girls.

>>2305799
Go to Japan.

This fucking thread is still alive?

Seriously, stop bumping.
>>2306657
Fucking tripfags, should've known better.

Purchase a Motorbike and a sleeping bag. Travel around the world and eventually,you shall HENSHIN.


Female sidekick not always included.

Buy a condo in the French Riviera for 1 mil. Furnish it with 500k. Invest the rest.

bribe politicians to legalize caek wherever it is illegal. then use whats left to license kodomo no jikan in america.

oh, and congratulations

If I won millions of dollars I would celebrate by starting a thread on /jp/ too.

>>2307253
but, while we're fantasizing, i'd stick the bulk of the money in gold (if you're not panning on kids or buying a mansion with 50 cars it's a decently inflation-proofed investment with almost no risk of disappearing due to shit economies/currencies - almost guaranteed to last your lifetime), and with the rest buy a large piece of land on the outskirts of a smallish town and have a smallish house with a good basement and kitchen built and buy as fast an internet as i can afford. Go into town for food and any medical emergencies, and otherwise stay alone and carefree.