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soon to be pregnant

new show with Rika in it
Tirashi

>>2304457
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that, does she have a big role?

>>2304481
as long as she does what she does best
http://www.duncan.co.jp/web/stage/malandoro/

>>2304457
Opera do Malandro.
wat

>>2304457
really just an excuse to post juicy pictures

>>2304457
I'm surprised they chose Rika of all people for an opera (singing has never been her strong point).

>>2304904
Does she even have a strong point?

I waited until it came out to listen to Seishun Boku and it's really amazing, I went back and watched Mari's performance on Hexagon too, to think that she would cry over that was really cute. Even the Airband song is really good.

>>2304904
what are you implying anon
that she can't sing ?!?!

>>2304182
>start a gaijin manzai team.
That's a great idea. No, really.
Being in the entertainment industry should raise the odds for waifu catching and being a dumb gaijin that can speak Japanese is always "funny". Just learn a few staple gags and catchphrases and you're all set.

gotta love the wotas

>>2305268
Haven't heard too many waifu plans recently
Considering hangry & angry, morning musume shows on are the way, perhaps it is smart to expose any plots too soon

>>2305692
L.A.
A room near theirs.
$500 worth of tranq.

Nothing can go wrong.

>>2305692
What about the Yossi wota from a while back? Or was he a Rika wota? I don't remember, but he was going to bring a diamong ring with him or some shit. If he actually went and did this, only then would he gain my respect.

>>2305979
>>2305923
go on

i still wanna see those figures demonstrating how
Shige is consistently selling the most

>>2306105
Yui is soooo hot right there. KonKon still looks a bit mutated...

>>2306143

Now downloading every episode of Gundam 00.

Everyone's favorite H!P tracker has the new concert up. Time to bring on the BAAAAW.

>>2306660
Will I be less manly if I cry while watching it?

>>2306660
Shit's going to rule. I might actually cry at this part, pic related.

>>2306141
It turns out I exaggerated a bit with the Hello!Project store sales she is like between 5th and 2nd place for like 5 months in a row after I checked up on it, but I'm pretty sure she is the member with the most fans from various fan polls. And I think she sells more than others at concerts, but I have no way to be sure. That's why she has been the one going on all the TV shows recently. I can't seem to recall what exactly I saw to give me this idea, I'll post it if I find it, sorry.

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?showtopic=3041

>>2306842
lol alienhead no. 1

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>>2306927
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?showtopic=3041&st=480#
thats right konkon after all this time is still popular
so stop trolling you bastards and respect my waifu

i still wonder how they compile the data
what stores are considered a part of this ?

>>2307033
Just the Tokyo based one for those lists. If the first post from that thread is still relevant than it is compiled by that guy's personal friend who works at the official Tokyo H!P shop.

>>Dec 1 2005, 11:26 AM
>>A friend of mine works in an Official Hello Project store an she has been able to get hold of the sales figures for me for all the merchandise that Morning Musume sell. This is a real guide to popularity imo. She was only able to get sales going back to April this year and i can update them each month as they come in.

>>2304425
we won't see those curves anymore ;_;

>>2305228
ewwwwwww. Not this reaction pic again. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>2304425
Kago is superior.
She knows her prevention devices well.
I am proud of my fav morning musume girl.

>>2307102
>>figures
Uh, they're starting to sell action model figures of mms??
Do want!

MAKI GOTO / Unrecorded ～好きなうたで生きていく～ #7「Lady-Rise」編

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52RdjmwAjK4


Unrecorded #7 is up and it showcases mai waifu shitting on bitches that try to front. Also sneezing on them. You'd think that Maki sneezing would be cute and whatnot, that's not the case here. It's not cute, at all. Shit's pretty foul to be honest.
Sneeze in my mouth please

>>2308809
:|
anyone that knows me knows miki is on my list of faildols. :|

Shoji Tomoharu's blog
http://shouji.laff.jp/blog/2009/03/post-2dd5.html

>>2308929
thats pretty sick maki fag
im actually sick right now myself, you don't want that
plus maki has all the herpes, so you don't want that

>>2309226

I'm not even a GoWota and I'd let her sneeze in my mouth too.

>>2309226
Oh you xD !!
Maki mucus >>> Wota mucus

>>2309268
>>2309272
gross anons, i don't get that
but
if it was reina I would let her use me as sanitation towel

It's all about harvesting the DNA and making clones someday

>>2308952
disgusting vagina lips is disgusting

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/gdctsunku.jpg

>>2309769
oh shit whats going on there ?!?!

>>2309769
Haha, I saw that too on the liveblogging of their keynote. They talked about his work on Rythm Tengoku I believe and how excited he was about making a music game. Tsunku is making mad moves in the industry.

9:35
McWhertor: musician Tsunku was partially responsible for the development of Rhythtm Tengoku/Heaven

Nintendo's Satoru Iwata GDC Keynote Liveblog Part
http://kotaku.com/5183222/nintendos-satoru-iwata-gdc-keynote-liveblog-part

>>2309834
>>2309846
Nintendo + Tsunku = the end of the world as we know it

Kamone?

>>2308952
dull reaction + textless = Fail

>>2309864
Why so worked up over this, Rhythm Tengoku doesn't even have real music.
They're just beats, faggots.

>>2309846
Is this on the Wii?

>>2309051
i'm just a nobody, why do you keep pretending to be me ?!?

>>2304788
But but but what're those wrinkles on her thighs?

>>2305340
That's not a wota. :(

Said gameboy game's credits screenshot including Tsunkun's name.

if miki gets married i have nothing left to live for ;_;

>>2309970
but she's a faildol ;_;

>>2309933
because Tsunku is latching onto another shit company in order to promote himself
>>2309969
thats a rough scan bro, can't you do better?

>>2309999
EPIC GET IDOLS ARE COOL

>>2310013
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
You failed GET.

little Eri splurge never hurt anyone

>>2310035
Do not want.
Her hips and chests are undeveloped.
Makes me feel like a filthy 4chan /j/pedo.

I fucking love morning musume

>>2310044
lol, the fakes are so terrible, i mean look at Reina...
>>2310049
dumb fucks think dumb fucking things, its no surprise

>>2310044
the short one is MINE
jesus, she must be like 4'10''

>>2310060
You mean you're a dumb pedo too?
Oh joy! Let's hop on the 4chan party van for some fuck dumb girls time!
Starting with Reina!

>>2310060
Be mature and give credit where it's due. Dimwit.
I loled at the picture because it's fake, but it also seems believable enough if you're not familiar with mms yet.
Good job to the original creator!

>>2310062
Dare I ask, why?
Short = dwarves :(

>>2309864
lol, there's also a nintendo game called "the end of the world ???" something on the DS

>>2310085
Indeed, "The World Ends With You" is the title.

Hey idolfags, where can I find this video?

>>2310131
Reported.

>>2310285
is that sum reina?

>>2304414

>>2310035
upon much analysis, I have been unable to discern any flaws in said specimen and therefore conclude that this subject matter is utterly perfect

>>2311133
That is a scholarly analysis, my dear boy.

>>2304414

>>2311133
perfect, hmm maybe not, she has some power thighs and plenty of junk in the trunk
I would love to be squeezed to death by those thighs

for those still downloading 8 gigs of iso
Take off is now! (Takahashi, Reina, Risa)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3DIeC3BdA8

>>2309885
awesome song is awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oThNdKK2IK4&fmt=18

erina <3

>>2311783
>>2311789
I'm pretty 100% sure those aren't mms... right?

>>2311789
This is so manly that it can't be her...
Looks kinda like Tsunkun, lol.

>>2311832
I don't know why, but the photographer sure hates tits, me thinks.

>>2311842
What? It's not his fault that he had to photograph Sayu.

>>2312038
Do you think he has a fetish for crooked wierd smiles as well. I think he force her to do so.

>>2312038
Tit for tat.
No insulting my Sayu is allowed.

>>2311842
no, you're wrong
love this outfit as well

>>2312191
Goddamn!

>>2311791
oh hAi

>>2312191
A bit generous calling that an outfit, my man. Looks amazing, though. Even her forehead hairs are starting to make her hotter..

>>2312969
she looks good there, if she wasn't so tall and married id have to kidnap her

>>2312969
oh kaorin~

;_;

Panda~

cumming in 3..2..1.. BLPOAWPO

>>2312191
moar of this set

>>2312191

I've always kept this to myself, but for once I want to get it off my chest: what's wrong with Michishige's face? Some years back she used to be actually cute, now her mouth looks as though it's all sunken in. Or maybe it's just an odd impression given by her chipmunk jowls, I don't know.
Either ways, I hope it's not a congenital disease of sorts.

>>2314573
The canonical sfx for that is *BLORF*.

>>2314538
Gross. Not cute at all.

>>2314713
You'd never have that sort of problem in 2D.
Seriously though, it's part of growing up. Get used to it.

>>2314926
also
>>2314931
aren't you disproving your existence by posting in a 3D thread ?

Congratulations to our comrade H!P wotas for the startling sales of Naichau Kamo. Keep up the good work, boys.

>>2314910
anyone else catch the nipple in this pic ?

>>2314931
I beg to differ, my face didn't turn all lumpy as I grew older.

>>2314946
How much did it sell?

>>2314946
i take it you are being sarcastic . . .
regardless, i bought and really enjoy that album

this makes me wanna
bend reina over and give her ye ole sausage

>>2314946
nice looking chinks

>>2315027
looks like the first week was 13 place with around 14,000 in sales ;___:

Was wondering what these dvd's were like

Best Shot DVD Ai Clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l11119VEJuM

>>2315090
It sold 44,000+ in its first week.

Troll harder.

>>2314946
Your sarcasm goes over my head. I lack your knowledge of sales figures.

>>2315159
where you getting your numbers from ?

>>2315159
2009/03/30付 アルバム
-- 10 10 13 17 14 31　*13　*14,704　*14,704　1.00　*1　2009/03/18(水) モーニング娘。「プラチナ 9 DISC」

not to be confused with
*1位　09/02/18　**3位　*3週　*5週　*44,121　*50,313　1.14　* モーニング娘。「泣いちゃうかも」
released on 2/18

translate harder

>>2315079
If I were you I'd think twice before using "Chinese" as a derogatory term. Remember, if it weren't for the Pandas MM would've already been dead and gone.
Actually, the merit goes only to Jun Jun.

>>2315029
No, not at all. I'm just expressing my appreciation for the success of their latest single, which in all honesty sold better than everyone's rosiest expectation. It should come as little wonder, though: Tsunku still closely keeps the fingers on the wotas' collective pulse and know what can please them without alienating the rest of the ever growing fanbase.

>>2315253
Read the posts again, bro.

>>2315322
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ao71qp

Only Junjun you say?
mic recording, her real voice.

>>2315392
Don't encourage him.

>>2315404

Yes, don't encourage me to praise H!P.

>>2315392
link = Linlin, get ready for the new future of H!P

>>2315379
ahh only just the singles sales, i see
but still the album sales are discouraging to say the least

>>2315469
Top 10 music isn't an album-based enterprise. The unwashed masses flock to purchase individual singles that pierce their consciousness.

>>2315469
Not really, the only album within the last year and a half that sold more than it was Buono! which is very understandable, and even then only by 1k~. Still, Buono!'s single sales are less than half of MM on average.

>>2314960
>>anyone else catch the nipple in this pic ?
You just sent everyone in the thread including myself on a very disappointing wild goose chase. Thanks, jerk.

>>2314538
FFFFFfffffffffffffff That's really hot..

>>2315564
im not really surprised by the sales of the album seeing how it is made up of singles that have been out for some time now
its makes you wonder what they are thinking when they set it up this way
>wild goose hunt
what are you talking about, left breast, dead center, its small but its there

>>2315800
>>what are you talking about, left breast, dead center, its small but its there
It's so small that I am reluctant to question the legitimacy but at least I see what you mean, now.

>>seeing how it is made up of singles that have been out for some time now
That's what an album is.. Most normal consumers buy albums because they liked a few singles from that artist.

So, what does everyone think about getting a 30 minute H!P show back? It's better than 7 minutes of course, but the concept sounds a little dry. Reminds me of Hello!Pro Hour a bit, actually. I still wish MM just had their own 30 minute show alone, again.

>>2315813
of course I want a longer show back on

>So, what does everyone think about getting a 30 minute H!P show back?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat

>>So, what does everyone think about getting a 30 minute Berryz and/or °C-ute show back?

>>2315905
It's like a talk show or something called Bijou Houdan. The first guests are listed in the picture.

Takahashi, Mitsui, Miyabi, Abe, Satoda.

>>2315921
>>Takahashi, Mitsui, Abe, Satoda
..............

>>2315933
Sorry, I don't know who they are.
Actually, I'd rather pretend to.

>>2315800
>what are you talking about, left breast, dead center, its small but its there

It's the end of a fold in the fabric. As usual.

>>2315927
Wow. The concept sounds horrible.

>>2315927
Good news. Let's hope that all the H!P subgroups jumps on this new project with the quickness.

>>2316014
lets hope you jump into the deepest pits of hell immediately

>>2315927
is this an ongoing show or just a one time thing ?

>>2316010
I'd take anything over that goddamn Yorosen show. Granted I haven't watched it since MM's first stint ended way back when but it was fucking garbage.

>>2316082
I make the death threats around here.

>>2316188
>You'll receive death threats and act on them
fix'd
also
more from that maki set and exact year to caloborate the time of surgery

>>2316082

We'll need a run-up for this.

>>2314538

>>2316234
PRISM - 2004.04.24 is the release date. Post the results of your research.

>>2316299
She shopped herself
Results Conclusive

Start >>2316317
Now This

not natural, impossible for japanese girls

Here's a few others from Prism. This girl's boobs sure do change size.

alternative route >>2316322
now this . . .
results conclusive

>>2316362
yea, they sure do change unnaturally regardless they are still hot pictures

>>2316338
saggy tits are saggy.

>>2316368
>>2316371
these two pictures compared together should be the most telling
both poses with arms in air which typically makes breast appear smaller because of the stretching
both bikini tops are super tight and are push up in nature
no more need for discussion

Needs more big tits Maki.

>>2316396
Yes, so between the age of 18 and 21 a girls breats grew and her scumbag management added an assload of padding. Same "proof" that's been there for years now. Nice detective work there anon.

>>2316446
your denial is as bad as anyone over at H!O with their purity arguments,
I refuse to comment on this anymore because its fucking common knowledge she got breast implants

>>2316459
Wota please. Don't compare me to those fucks over there.
There has never been any proof of her getting breast implants. No pics, no comments, no interviews, no leaks, no fucking nothing, at all. Motherfuckers have been going at this for years now and no one has never even been able to cough up the YEAR when she supposedly got the surgery. It's not like this chica went into exile and emerged with bigger tits, she's been in the spotlight since she was 14 with no breaks until last year.

I said this before; I'm all for this kinda stuff but please give me something, anything that's not "her tits grew".

>>2316561
yea you're right, your denial rivals even H!O
the best evidence is always something you can see with your own two eyes
>It's not like this chica went into exile and emerged with bigger tits
except when she got a mysterious "illness" and disappeared

>>2316392
Cool breast analysis, guys.
That doesn't make you wotas any better than the H!O wotas who argue over purity.

>>2316647
for the love of god go back there then

>>2314943
I think he's trying to recruit followers.
By replying to that fucktard, you're pretty much a fucktard as well.

>>2316583
You still have nothing, no one does.
- Smoking them smokes - Proof
- Drinks alcohol to the point where she has to be carried out of a club - Proof
- Teeth surgery - Proof
- Kissing dudes - Proof
- Romantically linked to the dude that was with her brother when he got cough - People were talking
- Major plastic surgery with a recovery time that was insane compared to the schedules they had back then - Nothing

And not this bullshit about a mysterious illness. How long was that? A week? Fair enough, then some wota somewhere should've been able to find some before and after pics of the time around this mysterious illness. Meh, no one has.
Plus brah, if she did have surgery it's obvious that she went with breast implants below the muscle considering what her tits look like. That's a fucking 4 month healing process.
It just doesn't add up.

>>2316561
>It's not like this chica went into exile and emerged with bigger tits

she got sick for a few weeks and came back with bigger bustestess. and the whole special yogurt explanation is lolwth.

>>2316677
http://www.docshop.com/education/cosmetic/breast/augmentation/implants/transaxillary-incision/

STOP THIS BREAST ANALYSIS IMMEDIATELY OR I'M GONNA-
Oh, I already did.

>>2316311
Yeearrrrggghhhh
Look at her pretty gnashy teeth

>>2316731
nice derailment, but discussing breast origins is our wota approved seal of passion

>>2316714
shit dc, it lists the doctors near me
guess ill have to go have a mysterious illness and be back real soon

>>2316338
>impossible for Japanese girls

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2316666
Do you have a fucking reading comprehension problem?
I was insulting you yet you assumed I was defending said H!O faggotry site.
Fuck you Reinyao faggot tripfag.

>>2316714
That is indeed a possibility.
But her getting scars in her armpits instead of her tits is kinda weird since she's gonna be showing of her armpits before she takes her top off and does any real photography that would show her naked tits (and the scars on those puppies).
Now were back to the placement again and in the 1000's of pics and the hours upon hours of footage of her since 2005-2006 when she got the implants no one has ever seen any ripple or any edges of the implants meaning she got them below the muscle which means some hefty recovery time. And that does not add up.

>>2316760
I'm laughing at her non existent ass now.
Feels good man.

>>2316769
>nonexistent ass

>>2316767
>Denial Maki-Fag
the cancer killing this thread

>>2316788
I'm still laughing at the second pic's ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2316311

Disgusting. Isn't it Erina Mano?

>>2316807
Ju-On ? DEAR GOD WHYRRRYYYY

>>2316790
Stop trolling me broseph. I know I'm from /v/ (and I'm guessing you are too) and I should be used to shit like this but that whole "lol butthurt" "ur cancer" bullshit you're pulling doesn't equal instant win over in these parts. Learn that.

>>2316807
>>2316810
>>2316811
ok, even though we were discussing big fake breasts, we were discussing musume breasts,
those are suited for /s/

>>2316811
What are those hideous things on her chest?

>>2316824
>big fake breasts

Yes, hence the interruption of such a retarded discussion with big natural breasts.

>>2316826

It's called a bra.

>>2316824
You have got to be kidding me...
Do you know how weeaboo you fucking sound ?
Do you ? Musume boobs are more special than /s/ boobs ?

Wait till they hear about this, bet they'll have an erection over this.

everyone needs to simmer down now

巨乳はステータスだ！
希少価値だ！

>>2316850
Were you expecting something else from /jp/?

>>2316850
nice try toll, now begone !

>>2316858
>>2316866
You both are so special you should get a room. :3

Wotas in an idol thread,>>2316866

butthurt over being called weeaboos,
assuming everyone on /jp/ is one,
oh lord the naivety.

>>2316866
lol u mad?

>>2316094
>>is this an ongoing show or just a one time thing ?
It's H!P's new full time show.

>>2316906
joyous news indeed
although I don't think too many translators are going to jump on this type of format
hopefully i'm wrong

i don't know what to think about the new show. a talk show with some old lady..? meehhh.... i actually liked yorosen :|

I can see it now. The new show starts. Every wota is ready for a gay old time. The shriveled up old cooze opens her mouth..
- Soooooooo young lady, what's your favorite food and what do you like to cook when you're at home?

>>2316691
I'll give her special yogurt if you know what i mean

hey guys stop talking about my boobs

>>2317177
Heyx3 Jurassic Park episode, right? Goto's legs are fucking amazing in that.

>>2317232
is that on the tracker by chance ?

>>2317177
om nom nom nom

>>2317274
H264
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?act=tracker&CODE=details&torrent=18148

XviD
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?act=tracker&CODE=details&torrent=18147

Enjoy, bro. It's a must watch.

>>2317304
oh y3ea i remember that episode, the hilarious drawings, ill rewatch it for the goto portion as well

new thread >>2317647
hard to find/deep treasure picture thread, etc. .