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>>23021535
This thread came first by ONE second.

>No loli Cheshire twins that try to get my attention.
>One by constantly trying to jump my dick, the other by going full loppai loli.

>>23021544
I am speed

>>23021578
Meep-meep

Old hags deserve young, hot dickings. Impregnate a GMILF today.

>>23021749
I wanna lick the inside of that fox's mouth

Friendzoning your Cheshire bestie

>>23021764
>Friend-zoning
>When I can fill her with kittens.
Anon please.

>>23021749
Would impregnate Jinko grandmomster

Gonna give my alp squire lots of rough "night training." You can tell how good of a workout it is by how sore she is in the morning.

>>23021795
She's holding on to that sword in a very dangerous way.

>>23021764
Imagine her knocking on your door, asking if you're home so that you two can play together. Only for her to hear you railing another monster girl through an open window

>>23021799
I think it's sheathed, so she's fine.

>>23021804
Imagine how your cheshire bestie, already dazed thanks to your 'cheating', would react if you asked her to join into a threesome, saying you're man enough for the both of them

I hope monstergirl sweat has a salty but mostly sweet taste to it. Same for pussy juice.

>>23021764
I want a yan Cheshire to trample me.

how do harvin react to being picked up by tall strangers?

>>23022030
Who’s Harvin?

>>23022053
race of shorties from granblue

>>23021749
Old hags deserve BBC only.

>>23021804
I feel like some monsters would aggressively attempt to ask if there's room for one more wife, if they found out you're already taken, and they want you still. also >mamano mana, apparently they can just tell theres the mark of another MG on you

>>23021764
Whose blood is that?

>>23022131
It's probably chocolate syrup

>>23021535
>"He was wearing a tshirt in the snow, he was asking for it!"
>Miss I'm not cold, I'm Canad-
>"He's freezing and needs a hug!"

>>23022142
Valentines day must have gone very wrong for her

>>23022173
Wonderland style cooking is often experimental.

>>23022072
Get cancer

Just had an epiphany while in the middle of sorting my folders, it all makes sense now guys, they're the reason we exist. We're on this planet to be breeding sows for monster girls. Human men are for monsters! It makes us happy to feed them, mate with them, marry them, embrace them, cause it's simply in our DNA. And they deserve it too, they're stronger, smarter, and sexier than human women. Obviously this is nature telling us they're our true ideal mates! Monster girls are our endgame I swear it!

>>23022131
Never reject a Cheshire unless you want the demon silver to come out.

>>23022206
>domesticated human

>>23022233
Yes, you should get on a lap of a large catgirl or doggirl and let her pet you.

>>23022308
i'd love for a catgirl to lick me and massage my scalp

Fuck, I'm in a bad place right now regarding monstegirls. I need comfy ASAP.

>>23022347
what did you do?

>>23022347
Here's something very cute

>>23022347

>>23022347
Here's a little flamethrower

>>23022347
I don't know if I want to know, but take this.

>>23022347

Do you think Unicorns have a dislike for slut men since they can only go after virgins?

>>23021764
>Ywn wake up to a cheshire giving your face a thorough tongue bath
Fuck man, I really want her spit all over my face. I wanna smell nothing but her hot, steamy breath and her sticky, wet saliva. I wanna feel that warm, soft, squishy tongue violating my face and my mouth

>>23022398
I doubt they actively dislike men they would never want to fuck. Maybe they pity them.

>>23022468
Cat baths every day for this good anon

>>23022398
They think they're creepy and disgusting.

It's a funny headcanon, but I've always had the thought that unicorns are the exact opposite of 3DPD roasties. 3DPD love Chads, guys who've been around. They hate those ugly, incel virgins. Unicorns are the opposite. They think Chads are creepy and disgusting. They even get grossed out at Chads looking them. Meanwhile, that lonely, incel virgin they see. They think he's a total stud, a cutie. They touch themselves at night to the thought of that pathetic nerd taking their virginity. They flirt with them. They get touchy-feely with them

>>23022529

>>23022547
Sounds more like some Succubi. The sort KC mentioned in the notebook, that go to great lengths to take a virigin as their own, and make their first time very special.

>>23022560
Yes, but succubi also have a very wide range of personalities and dispositions, so there's likely to be quite bit of variation on this topic. Unicorns however are the true, absolute opposite to 3DPD. And it doesn't vary since that results in bicorning themselves.

>>23022353
OD'd on certain tags and desperately need to get a grip

>>23022594
Asanagi is one hell of a drug. So much disgust, arousal, attraction, shame, and emotional heartbreak. Not my proudest fap. In fact, regrettable even. And whatever ounce of innocence I had left was taken from me that day.

>>23021671

>>23022551
She's the greatest she really is, wanna get totally lost in her world of obscenity and lust till I'm her loving captive hubby

I love devils!
Does anyone else?
Why does everyone love demons but sleep on superior devils!

>>23022736
Body types.

>>23022736
I like them better. Not only do I like loli bodies like the default profile better but I like their devoted housewife personality better than the contract gimmick.

>>23022741

>>23022741
KC has drawn loli demons and Will's stuff has devils with breasts. Body type is meaningless.

>>23022736
Given a choice between the two, I'd pick Devil every time—although preferably with a petite, but grown body.

Devil's extra art is also probably one of my favorite MGE fantasies.

>>23022793
I agree.
My biggest gripe though is how many stories are about demons but there are very few on devils.
When writing about demons across multiple stories they mostly feel the same, but I can imagine devils being more varied and interesting.
There agressive converting of women and informal faust bargains would make for great stories

My second favorite is the atlach-nacha who also gets no love.

>>23022632
I don’t know how you people do this shit to yourselves.
The moment I see some awful stuff my boner is gone and I close out of the work.

i couldn't stomach living inside a sandworm

>>23022852
I like his individual colored images but anything and everything actually in the doujins is what's fucking awful

>>23022853
don't worry, many others don't have the guts for it too.

>>23022853
I would spend every day inside one if I could. I would sleep inside her. My waifu is a sandworm

>>23022741
But I like loli Demons. I don't like the one KC officially drew that's from the super extremist Sabbath though.

You gonna get licked

>>23022936
Why not?

>>23022940
I'd ask her if she can help me with my ligma.

>>23022936
Demons are part of the extremist faction by default, anon.

Only 19 more days until the SUPER MOON

>>23022347
https://exhentai.org/s/029547c240/1330810-1

The good shit.

>>23023058
I'm probably gonna do a quick read through of all his stuff later today.

>>23023042
what's so super about that super moon? will i get superpowers if i'm bitten by a radioactive dog under a supermoon?

>>23022940
what's she gonna lick?

>>23023042
I want to intentionally take my waifu out camping for the full moon!

>>23023042
I better stock up on Reese's, Succubus proof windows, and some door locks.

>>23023092
i wish a fox or wolfu looked at me like this

>>23023042
Thankfully this shit isn't in MGE. Just because you want to be raped or want your wife to go insane monthly doesn't mean everyone does.

>>23023092
I want to tie my waifu up on the eve of the full moon and cuddle her through the night!

>>23023139
That’s because MGE monsters are that horny by default.

>>23023092

Moon-viewing is usually an Autumn thing but I think exceptions can be made when a moon is just really, really super

I wanna be caught by a monster momma so her little girl can rape me

>>23022955
I don't like how much of obsessed sluts the extremist faction are or their edgy tentacle fashion.

It also doesn't help that there's something wrong with KC's art and the body proportions in that book, there's just something off enough with most of the pictures and it bothers me too much to enjoy them.

I love dragons so much I want to be a professional dragon breeder.

>>23023216
Your loss I guess.

>>23023216
>I don't like how much of obsessed sluts the extremist faction are or their edgy tentacle fashion.
That's demons in general.

>>23023220
Given their rock-bottom birthrates, I’m pretty sure being a professional dragon breeder involves getting to be on a first name basis with the denizens of the Tentacle Forest.

>>23023225
I love Ropu. I'm not a huge fan of the Baphomet breed but I love her Sabbath.

>>23023232
The reason for those rock bottom rates is nobody can resist putting it in the ass.

>>23023216
>It also doesn't help that there's something wrong with KC's art and the body proportions
You mean how the girls are girls and not midgets with tubby thighs? You shit-taste degenerate?

Manticores of unusual size. Preferably 8 feet.

>City you live in becomes corrupted, entire region transformed into a demon realm
>Every single human woman within hundreds of miles is monterized within only a few short weeks. The sheer amount of mamono mana surrounding them does all the work.
>Human women turned into monsters by mana typically default to being Succubi

Imagine the horror. Everywhere you look! You go outside? Succs. Go to the bar? Drunk succs. The library? Literate succs. Go back home? Lock your doors? Shut your windows? Succs.

>>23023279
That doesn’t sound unusual for Manticores honestly. Maybe uncommon, but not an oddity.
And no matter how big, their tails are all perfectly tight for raping foolish humans.

I want to go adventuring with a salamander but in the modern day so it's really just hiking and camping.

>>23023288
>Literate succs
I really want to marry an educated succ

>>23023288
It isn't that big of deal to me. One of the great parts of the vanilla Succubus is how variable they are. Everything from body type, personality, and how femdom vs maledom they are is completely up to the individual.

>>23023288
Time to make an emergency trip to the nearby state park and find a fox.
They may not be an elegant nipponese kitsunay, but that’s fine by me.

>>23023304
Int is the one stat I couldn't do without in a wife.
Need the mental equivalent of a seven foot tall muscle girl.

>>23023288
just try not to make a big deal out of it and they won't fuck you

>>23023251
No, I mean it's fucked. If I had to give examples from memory: The vanilla Baphomet on the cover art with her wierd short legs and bloated-looking stomach, the profile Familiar in the group shots of the sabbaths and the picture of the Demon riding a guy where the more you look at it the more questionable the anatomy starts to look.

>>23023318
Why not both?

>>23023320
>Into The Wild but with succs instead of bears

>>23023288

>Go to the gym
>Nothing but buffcubi

>>23023299
>Eating foolish humans, boner and all in a sexual sense
FTFY

>>23023343
Don’t forget the Minotaurs and occasional dangerously-sober Oni.

>>23023349
I wanted to phrase it like that but was afraid some retard would take it literally.

>>23023334
I like a lot of the WGIII art.

>>23023334
Some people keep rattling on about how the cover art for world guide III is fucked, but man every time I look at it I just want that Baphomet belly.
Bapho-chan is completely unfair to my dick.

>>23022355
>>23022369

Would give headpats

>>23023334
Eh, I kinda see it with the Familiar's uneven legs, which is odd with how the witch and Bapho-sama look perfect

The cover is a bit more of a hard sell on the criticism ,especially since a bloated stomach isn't exactly an issue. KC struggles with foreshortening. We already know this. It's one of his biggest places for improvement as an artist.

>>23023373
It's because she actually is proportioned more like a little girl and is closer to the younger side of KC's loli art like the Humpty Egg. I don't mind it.

All this whining about lolis and how they're drawn, I just want to remind everyone that profile rata is perfect, and I want her to smother me in her tail, her flat chest, her loli ass, and her plump loli thighs.

>>23023400
That would explain it.
But then again I am one of those sick fucks who doesn’t really have a problem with profile Dwarves.

>>23023420
While it's older art, I personally love the extra art Alice. It's the perfect loli body for me.

>>23023420
She's not a loli. She's just short and flat. Plenty of women look like that. I'm not a lolicon. Shut up. Stop asking questions.

>>23023428
I kind of like the dwarf extra art and it's more the rest of the profile that makes me not really like the Humpty Egg more than the art itself.

>>23023442
>I kind of like the dwarf extra art
That's exactly what sold me on them too, funny enough. And they're pretty much all lolibabas to boot. Good shit.

I personally take issue with Humpties because their mental maturity is rock bottom. Same reason I don't really like Titanias.

>>23023435
I like my lolis to have a little bit bigger ass and hips. Like 5-10% if that.

>>23023438
Just admit it.

>>23023438
Apologies sir, how about a most-certainly-adult Anubis?

>>23023465
>>23023466
Petite women are real! I've seen them!

>>23023466
>>23023420
I want to molest loli footpaws

>>23023343
I wish a buffcubus would pick me up, in both meanings.

>>23023438
This! Why can't more people understand that body type doesn't always correlate with age?

>>23023362
I never looked at that one very closely before, but it's not great either. I don't think pussies are supposed to look like that and I don't know what's going on with the parts of the torso visible between her legs.

>>23023400
You keep saying that every time, but it's obviously wrong. The newer KC art has had the same kind of wierd anatomical mistakes in adult bodies too.

>>23023435
The older art like that Alice looks a lot better than the ones in the Sabbath world guide, although it does have less detail. But it's not just the lolis either, remember the initial Bunyiup profile picture had errors that were bad enough that KC made a fixed version. Maybe he's experimenting with drawing the bodies in a more detailed way, but he keeps getting the detail wrong.

>>23023438
Ye damn hebephile.

>>23023465
100% prepubescent flat chests are the main thing that's important to me in loli art. Shape to me is more important to me than size of the hips and ass. I like proportional bodies and dislike how hyper most art has gotten. Pretty much anything beyond KC's art is too big for me.

>>23023488
Best oni after Suika. Sorry.

>>23023495

>tfw still don't know which monster you like the most
I wish I wasn't so indecisive.

>>23023489
I also really appreciate subtlety in my porn, there is too much hyper shit where it just goes off the rails. Probably why I really like lolis with just the tiniest bit of hips and just barely not flat chest.

insert some meta shit complaining about coomers always wanting more hardcore and extreme shit, and thats how we got to BIG ASS BIG TITTY shit

>>23023495
>>23023501
>tfw no tomboy lolioni gf

>>23023515
Could always go the haremfag route

>>23023543
that's a cop out and I think there's only enough of me for two women at most.

>>23023288
Just install these. Contact your local dealer

>>23023515
Some advice, accept some of the flaws of your waifu, and stop trying to search for the perfect one. Make a list of "have to haves" and "can't haves", and go from there. If you're me and still can't decide, just pick one and stick with it, it'll grow on you. If you're a clone of me, pick one that isn't exactly popular, but also isn't hated, and stick with that

>>23023533
It's weird, I like slim lolis and then I also like megatitty monsters.
At the end of the day, what really matters is their butt.

>>23023533
Subtly is a good fetish modifier, since it basically confirms good taste. Even the MGE Succubi are stated to rarely ever wear something that exposes naughty bits.

Subtle loli is basically a body type preference rather than a sign of degeneracy bordering on the illegal. So, good!

>>23023515
Focus on what traits you find the most attractive, or don't think about it and let it come to you naturally.

>>23023481
If you remove the paws and fur, Bapho-sama and his Humpty Egg art have almost the same body type.

>>23023515
You should have a good grasp of which girls you prefer over others. Starting imagining nice scenarios in your head. Cutesy stuff along with sex. That might help you narrow things down.

>>23023515
If you mean for a full waifu it's not something you can force. Once you find the perfect breed for you it's obvious.

I'll give a hellhound a big sniff

>>23023634
Smells like woodsmoke.
And if you've ever been camping, you should know that that scent is not going to come off easily.

>>23023634
A hellhound would like to give you a big sniff as well.

>>23023534

>>23023584
Ehh, Bapho-chan is a bit pudgier then the egg. I don't think the body types are too close.

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>ywn go to the range to see her by herself
>ywn see her using meme guns or meme caliber
>ywn see she has brought the husbando mags
>ywn see her spill her spaghetti and start missing her shots cause more people are coming to the range
>ywn compliment her guns and skill only for her to say "y-you too"
We need more autistic lilim green text and not just of the /k/ variety

>>23023708
>fucking that up
Have a monkey butt as an apology

>>23023699
She's been dipping into their Scout cookie supply.

>>23023750
It just makes her cuter!

>>23023584
The egg still has an offputtingly fat belly and the cover art baphomet is even fatter. It doesn't even matter if it's supposed to look that way or a mistake, it looks awful.

I'm not 100% clear on how I'm suppose to be using dropout layers. I hear they are suppose to help with over fitting but all it's doing for me is making my network either take longer to converge or just not converge at all , and even when it does the performance for the validation data is really poor. Kind of just been putting after the first FC layer after all the cnns/pooling layers .

>>23023865
Well now, this here is cause of your network problems.

>>23023818
4U

>>23023865
In english?

>>23023865
What protocol?

Listen, I know knighthood sounds glamorous but you're just asking for trouble.

>>23023884
>>23023896
Postedin Wrong thread sorry

>>23023998
No problem.
What routing protocol you working on?

>>23023489
>>23023533
I think shape is a lot more important than size too, but for hips, butt and thighs to be able to have much shape they need to have atleast a bit of size too. I wouldn't be a lolifag if I thought bigger is automatically better after all.

>>23021535

>With my Falchion in my hand, I charge the enemy
>I feel myself falling down to my knees
>I hear my sisters yelling brave roars and terrored cries
>I hit the ground and eat the dirt and pray that I don't die

>Oh Ares can you hear me? Spare me one more life
>The dark is closing in, I must fight this strife
>I feel my blood running, flowing like a stream
>Its getting hard to breath, oh Ares don't let me leave

>As I turn to my left, staring back at me
>An Order boy helpless, tries to talk to me
>He's holding out his hand, and crying out in pain
>Asking for forgiveness, oh who is there to blame?

>Oh Ares can you here me? Spare us one more life
>The dark is closing in, you know it don't seem right
>We feel our blood running, mingling in the dirt
>Its getting hard to breath, oh Ares how we hurt

>As I stare into his eyes, I see myself there
>My armor red inblood, andmud-caked matted hair
>The sounds of the battle grow distant over the hill
>A strange calm falls upon us as the battlefield grows still

>Oh Ares can you hear us? Calling out to you
>Dying here together, no longer Purple or Blue
>Take pity on our comrades and their families far away
>Their war will go on, but ours ends here today

Do Basilisks also have venomous fangs?

>>23023087
ehehehe
what won't she lick is a more appropriate answer
ever deepthroat something before? get ready boya

>>23024277
Evil Foxes make great villains.

Mice are short, but aggressive!

>>23024325
Does her mother know that her daughter has pierced her ears?

>>23023992
Ultimately, it doesn't matter what class you go for. You're going to attract something. If you're a wizard then you're gonna be a mana lure for dark mages and sabbath witches. If you're a monk then every single hinezumi and jinko will challenge you on-sight. Knights attract extremist demons and depraved orcs, sure, but pure types like unicorns and dullahans dig them too

>>23024325
Who brings protein shakes to the gym? Just eat something before hand.

>>23024311
Team Rocket tier evil is the best evil.

>>23024427
>eating prior to working out

>>23024444
Never gonna make it with that attitude.

>>23024431
Don't use foxes for that.

>>23024431
>Prepare for Riddles!

>>23024467
Not even the haughty kind with that wonderful laugh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfaF5otJv0

>>23024444
Nice quads, but you should have eaten something small at least before sports, working out on an empty stomach is not great

>>23024479
>Riddle me this!
>Who is brown skinned, chesty, and about to get pumped full of your cum?

>>23023515
I know that feel. Worse still is how rapidly my tastes change.

>>23024488
Mermaids have it easy, they just have to work out upper body and not legs.

Based footfag jabberfag

>>23024521
BIG

>>23024521
Is he really small or is she just really big or is it both

>>23024539
huge dragon who married a manlet

>>23023515
I want to be a wizard and I don't mind the idea of monster lolis (though human witches are still disagreeable to me) the idea of being captured and being the wizardly "husband slave" of a dark elf or a manticore is also very appealing.

>>23024521
Her foot is as big as his chest...

>>23024573
Good thing he's a massive slut for dragon feet.

>>23024557
As Eros intended!

>>23024385
Rogue?
Bard?
Cleric?
A kind of mercenary sellsword who only cares about gold?

>>23024385
>tfw can't envision myself in any RPG class

>>23024595
>Rogue?
Micegirls and catgirls would be into that.
>Bard?
Gandharva would consider him a good companion.
>Cleric?
Mostly Angel types, especially Valkyries.
>A kind of mercenary sellsword who only cares about gold?
Several options. Various warrior monsters would respect your skills, even if they don't agree with your motivation; this may attract a Salamander with healing fetish that wants to show you there's more to fighting than money.
I'm not sure which monster would enjoy fighting and also not give a shit about honor and fairness, so whatever fits.
Alternatively, rich Tanuki that just buys you off.

>>23024385
That class roller from earlier put me as a soldier, I hope I don't get molested by one of members of the Brass Bulls mercenary company hired to fight alongside us, the one that's exclusively Minotaur Warriors.

Even their weakest members are several levels higher than me.

>>23024637

>Rogue = Seen as 'bad boys', attract wild and dangerous girls like thunderbirds and manticores. Also most likely to get taken by a mimic or griffin because thieves. Dragons are extra wary of rogues getting into their hoards.
>Bard = Tend to be magnets for innocent, simple types who are easily taken in by their charisma. Or artsy types like leanan sidhes and satyrs. Satyrs are bard-hunters.
>Cleric = Demon bait. Corruption-loving extremists like to defile pure, strict, rule-abiding things. Demons, devils, imps, witches, etc. On the flipside, Unicorns love them too. Really, they share a lot in what they'd attract with knights and paladins. Monsters that directly serve deities like Angels and Cupids would be much more likely for Clerics though.
>Mercenary sellswords get swarmed by greedy simpletons. Gettin' thrown in the slug pits or gangraped by mice.

>>23024655
I fucking forgot all about Gandharva.

>>23024655
>Micegirls and catgirls would be into that.

It would be nice to be an infamous, high level Rogue and have Mouse/Rat Girls around the world fangirl over you. Keeping wanted posters of you next to their bed and having lewd dreams involving you not wearing much clothing.

>>23024674
I'm familiar with RPG classes, and can easily see which mamono would go after any given class, but I can't easily envision myself as any.

>>23024521
How tall is his wife?

>>23024723
She's about 5'8. He's just a manlet

>>23024730
Nah his wife's 8ft or so, the 5'8 one is the haremfag's jabberwock

>>23024325
just another day in the life of jimmy nutron

Hatch here. Steadily redoing all the default assets I used in the Monster Farmer 2 prototype.

I've found an artist to do pixel art porn for the game. It'll probably be something like what you see in Succubus Tower, or Princess & Conquest. Porn scenes are triggered by camping at a bonfire with certain conditions fulfilled. You can skip the porn if you want.

I'm enjoying redoing the character portraits.Holy shit, Tama's hasn't aged well. I really like her new look.

God, I want to fuck a tanuki, now.

Do your best, /jp/.

Big girls may seem cool but the require lots of love and affection.

>>23024809
>I want to fuck a tanuki
Patrician tastes.

>>23024827
They deserve it

I want to get with a monster with a big vocabulary

>>23024835
everytime I see a jinko, all I want is for them to molest me with those paws

>>23024835
That's a posterior badly in need of savaging.

>>23024809
>I've found an artist to do pixel art porn for the game.
Based.

>>23024850
I can relate.

>>23024835

they deserve cute kids

>>23023992
Nothing safer than staying overnight at the convent.

I need help figuring out my favorite mamono.
I've read all the profiles multiples times. I know which mamono I distinctly don't like. But beyond that, I struggle.

>>23024978

try her

>>23024679
>Mouse thief stole a bag full of hubby's semen

>pic related happens
>what do

>>23024971
Those are ridiculous.

>>23023515
I've come to the conclusion that my tastes are far to varied and cosmopolitan to restrict to one or two girls. Outside of maybe a maximum of three species in MGE there is not a single species of mamano that I would refuse. Besides, after years of being called and meriting being called a faggot by you folks I've given up on trying to mold myself to the thread.

>>23024999

I quickly put on one of these and joyfully watch as they try to figure out where I went

>>23024994
Cute. Wouldn't say Xeno-chan would even be a contender for favorite, but she's still cute.

>>23021795
My name is alp, this is awkward

>>23024971
Its only safe until you find the head nun riding you senseless, heart pupils, and telling you how glad she is to have found a husband.

>>23024999
I tell them that Baskin Robbins has a mythical thirty fourth flavor.

>>23025050
More like any nun

>>23022852
That's how it starts, anon. Your browsing for fap material, come upon something that is so morally repugnant that you feel a physical, visceral disgust. So you click off from it, because it is too fucked up, it is a taboo that should not be crossed. Then, curiosity.

>How could anyone actually read that? What even WAS that? If THAT was happening there, how much worse does it get...?

>How disgusting are these people, really? I wonder...

So you return to it, and you peak ahead. You might make it a page or two before your stomach is turning and you have to click off of it. But by that point, it's too late. That curiosity will not go away, and eventually the arousal wins over the shame, until you finally find yourself fapping to it, hating yourself. But that hatred and disgust only feed your arousal, it's disgusting and humiliating, and you are loving every second of it, hating yourself all the while. So you've fed lusts until shame and arousal mix together. Then, you look for something even more extreme, more disgusting. You thought Asanagi was the bottom of the barrel? Ahahah. Just wait until you discover Oyster.

>>23025078
is baskin robins not also called 31 flavors where you're from? inb4 doxxed myself

>>23025095
Did you know fluoride doesn't actually clean teeth but it does render them detectable by spy radar?

>>23024971
>rest at a convent after long, exhausting journey
>wake up in the middle of the night with every nun standing around your bed, looking at you with heartpupils
I'm scared

>>23025126
Don't worry anon, she's a women of god after all.

>>23022632
Still objectively his best work.

>>23025094
And I feel like this should go without saying, but just in case, if you value your mental health and psychological well-being, do not go searching for the spoiler, hell don't even hover over it... But we both know you're going to.

>>23024999
There's no way that I'm actually the one who got their attention, so I'll just watch with curiosity to see who the guy was and what's going to happen to him.

>>23025133
C-Chief God, or Fallen?

>>23024999
Run.
All you CAN do.

>>23025166
Eros, of course.

>>23025158
Anon, are you by chance a virgin?

>>23025094
>How could anyone actually read that?
"Man people sure are fucked up."
Then I continue about my day and never look back.

>>23025171
Obviously, but I don't see how that's relevant.

>>23022594
I've been there, you'll be fine.
>>23025140
I like his granblue fantasy ones too

>Succubus trying to flirt with you in a bar
>pretend that you think she's a disgusting creep
Is that even worth a try?

>>23025094
>spoiler
I don't know, I've fapped to plenty of things that would get me screamed at here if I admitted to them but his work does nothing for me. I like rape doujins, I like sabbath approved content but he's just meh.

>your waifu lets the daughteru play games on her magitech phone
>you're at work and decided to send your waifu dick pics in the bathroom stalls
>your daughteru, in the middle of her game time, sees a notification and clicks it
>she sees her own father's massive hairy veiny cock for the first time
oh boy...

>>23025186
>I don't see how that's relevant.
Thinking is not your strong suit, is it?

>>23025211
>massive hairy veiny
it was good until this point.

>>23025094
It's always nice to see those rare moments where an artist who usually does fucked up shit actually does something relatively tame and nice for a change. Happened with part of Neromashin's elf series and one or two of ShindoL's stuff, in my opinion.

>>23024999
Immediately retract the mean things I said about Succs.

>>23025170
I'm never returning to adventuring life after that, am I?

>>23025227
Never has been.

>>23025211
If those magitech phones work like smartphones in real life, you shouldn't be sending nude pics at all. You never know when some hackers find security vulnerabilities and before you know it, thousands of NEET succs will be schlicking to what was meant for your wife's eyes only.

>>23025262
>implying my wife didn't intentionally leak them

>>23025211
Alternatively
>Your waifu left her magitech phone while she went to take a shower
>You're sitting home alone so you sent your waifu a dick pic to get her to come over
>Your waifu's single aunt sees text from you and opens it
>Texts you back picture of her much fuller breasts and asks you if you like older women

>>23025211
https://imgur.com/0OxKqym

>>23025266
Bicorns deserve old Nokia 3310 style phones.

>>23025275
>Sign in required
>This page may contain erotic or adult imagery. You'll need to sign in if you still want to view it.
What the fuck?

>>23025275
>sign in required
>need to give a phone number
fuck that

>>23025275
>>23025289
>>23025293
That's why we use Imgbox.

>>23025289
>>23025293
http://imgbox.com/qrvdnLTA

Now with 100% less Judaism.

>>23025090
True. I dont mean to understate the extreme lewd potential of nuns! All perfect for draining wondering adventurers balls and ending journeys early.

>>23024492
That oppai loli Anubis behind you?

>>23024492
I'd tell her I give up because I don't know.

>>23024999
Stand by what I said, when I said “Succubus tails are the best to molest.”

>>23025126
>>23025133
I wonder how common nun related adventuring ending "accidents" are to lone adventurers?

>>23022158
Yeti rape is no joke!

>>23025320
>tfw you will never breed a gobbo with you DE enhanced meat pole
It hurts not having a living onahole.

>>23025126
Don’t be scared anon, they’ll be gentle.
After the fourth or fifth time they all fuck you.

>>23025346
>"Ah, a church. I can get some healing done before heading back out on the road."
>GAME OVER

>>23024723
It's the first tweet on his twitter that gives her height

>>23025359
Do you mean fifth as in "after five girls" or "each girl has had five turns?" I don't think my Constitution is high enough for that…

>>23025201
Would you like it if someone did that to you? I’m pretty sure the golden rule still applies

>>23025211
Dick pics are trashy no matter what.

>>23025359
I want my nuns to go hard until we are all passed out and covered in cum!

>>23025364
She never lied about healing. Your cum, the resulting baby and marriage were just the price.

How do I hug dark elves when they all wear such spiky armor?

>>23025346
Probably less of an issue for unknown or bad adventurers.

>>23025403
Do not hug dark elves. You'll regret it later in their BDSM dungeons.

>>23025414
I don't see how.

>>23025289
>it's okay when ex does it though

>>23025414
But they always look like they need a hug

>>23025262
>thousands of NEET succs will be schlicking to what was meant for your wife's eyes only.
That's my fetish.

>>23025407
Bad or evil would be rejected yes, but unknowns wouldnt. At least not instantly. Depending on the feeling nuns get around him some very well might pin him to a wall and fuck him dry.

>>23025425
>But they always look like they need a hug
That's how they trap you.

>>23024971
>lone alchemist
>testing a Prisoner Fruit censer as a weapon
>stay at an isolated convent overnight one night
>my censer accidentally gets mixed up with one of the nuns'
>morning ceremony happens
>tfw I have a nun harem now

>>23025425
Men are supposed to be submissive in their culture, hugging one would take them off guard and turn them into a stammering mess.

Remember

Tails are made for grabbing

>>23025267
>Shirohebi gf goes back overseas for annual family reunion
>Tells me No, Can't come with, doesn't say why
>Know she's gonna be lonely and sad (and horny), so send her something to help keep the bed warm
>Get reply
>BiG snektitties
>Wut
>phone rings, unfamiliar older voice
>Before I can reply, hear banshee-esque shreik in the background
>Hear phone drop to the ground as a massive snekfight breaks out in the background

>>23025385
True, however a monster loli girlfriend sending you nudes with the most critical areas barely covered by wing-, tail-, claw- or fingertips would be extremely patrician.

>>23025460
>Tails are made for grabbing
and tickling, and licking, and generally bullying in a sexual nature.

>>23025465
Sure, got any thin mints or samoas?

>>23024999
Proclaim I'm a slut for succs and accept whatever fate awaits me.
Hopefully, I come out with a succ harem

>>23025320
Fuck you and the horse rode in on.
If you haven't already fucked that horse yourself.

>You're traveling through the woods wearing your namesake red hood
>Have to visit auntie and give her some food since she's so alone out here
>Suddenly a hellhound blocks your path
>Demands you give her your virginity or the sweets
>Have a feeling she'll take both anyways
What do you do?

What if a hellhound owned a gun?

>>23025478
Only Smores left, the lemon cookies are gone too

>>23025527
She'd probably catch all of her food more easily and put on weight.

>>23025465
>"Wait a second."
>grab the sign out of her hands
>she's got big goblin titties
>"I knew it!"
>she pulls off her mask and throws it on the ground in a huff
>"Gimme dat baby-batter, humie!"

>>23025425
What happens if I give a cutie dark elf corsair a hug during a "slave" run?

>>23025505
Run screaming to my auntster. She'll protect me.

Sex with a Werewolf on a Supermoon night. Must be really exhausting for both involved.

>>23025527
>ywn build ARs with your Hellhound waifu
>ywn larp at the range ringing steel targets
>ywn go home after all hot and sweaty from a day of running and gunning
>ywn cuddle while still wearing your range gear

>>23025527
Where did she get that burger? Has she been visiting the Human Realm?

>>23025691
There's no need, capitalists started a fast-food joint in a nearby dungeon.

>>23025548
>Anon living in sleepy coast town
>Sees giant black ship docking into town
>Everyone starts panicking and running away
>They get hit with demon silver bolts by tall elegant but sharp figures on the ship
>The figures quickly jump down slapping chains on those disabled by the bolts and dragging them back to the ship
>Town guard tries to fight back but don't stand a chance against the marauders
>None of the guards can even land a hit on them, and their demon silver swords cut through the guards' armor like butter
>In the end everyone is being dragged to the ship
>Rich, poor, young, old
>Somehow you were one of the only few left, even made more surprising by the fact you stood and watched it all
>Figure clad in the sharpest, edgiest armor possible steps before you and takes off her helmet
>It's a dark elf
>"If you kiss my boot I might show you some mercy"
>Struck by her beauty you find yourself stumbling forward
>Clearly full of herself she thinks you'll fall to your knees any second and doesn't pay attention to you wrapping your arms around her
>"W-what do y-you think you're doing, you d-dog! Let go of me this instant or- or I'll throw you into the arena with a black dragon!"
>Know deep down she's a softie and would never do such a thing, or maybe you're reading her wrong and that's what she'll totally do afterwards
>Other elves notice this and begin laughing at her
>"L-let me go, slave! And you all stop laughing or face the wrath of my mother!"
>Not able to muster the strength to break your grip she whistles
>In that instant a lizard girl jumps out of nowhere and tears you off of your elf daki and pins you down
>Dark elf slaps chains on you and tells the lizard girl to take you up to her private lodgings
>Hours alone with lizard girl staring at you making sure you don't do anything funny
>Dark elf finally bursts through the door and stares daggers at you
>"You sick bastard, I should give you over to the harpies or the witches, maybe even the wild monster girls we have caged up"
>She soon takes off her armor letting it fall to the ground and changes into a comfy night gown
>"But I think I'll keep you to myself, for now, slave~"
>She lays herself next to you, holds you tight then calls over the lizard girl to cuddle as well
>Spend the rest of ride cuddling them both

Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shorties are weak to being picked up and carried off to bed.
No matter how smug she may be, although she may be pouting when you wake up

>>23025706

>>23025724
Which way to the lust chambers?

>>23025527
she'd threaten a man with it.

>tfw no wolfu encampment to wake up in and cook breakfast for all your wolfus

>>23023488
Suzuka is 2nd, Aschen was the best.

>>23025706
I want it! Although getting caught by a Beast women bray heard does sound nice as well!

>>23025748
>tfw all your wolfus won't cook you a massive breakfast together

>>23025724
>Enter a dark elf settlement
>Just ask for directions to the nearest breeding house
The question is, do I get to leave after my shift?

>>23025696
Would be nice to find, while clearing the dungeon level by level, that there's a food court inside where you and your party can take a rest and get some food.

>>23025788
No. After sex duty you have cuddle duty all night!

>>23025793
They say man never leave the houses they enter for cuddle duty. Weirdly enough the dark elf rarely leaves as well after.

>>23025793
That's fine, it's like getting off work but sleeping at a dorm instead isn't it? I'm SURE there won't be anything else I would need or want to do.

>>23025792
Time to hit on the staff

Even though I prefer the 1 to 1 setting when imagining life with my Dear Hatter Wife, I can't resist the allure of spending long, scenic car rides with her! It leads to some of the best conversations! What would your wife talk about with you on a long car ride, anons?

Does he stand any chance against the birb in a fight?

Got a new commission of my waifu today! The latex really looks fantastic in this one.

Different color alt: http://imgbox.com/XKYENpHK

>>23025527
https://imgur.com/kq3Gv37

>>23025834
Hell hath no fury like a stern birb waitress.

>>23025839
damn

>>23025839
Fuck I love that rubber
Hope you don't mind I ogle it for a bit

>>23025786
that's when you get sad and lay alone in the tent

>>23025839
I don't consider myself a latex fan but holy shit KDF.

>>23025839
How do you keep making it even more shit every time

the sabbath makes me wish that lolis were real

>>23025839
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>>23025920
They aren't?

>>23025920
What would you do if your loli waifu starts kink shaming you

>>23025920
The sabbath are the ones most likely to open the portals you know. I for one, welcome our future loli overlords.

>>23026000
My only request is that she has cute paws, and that she steps on me, and sits on my face.

>>23026000
I hope early summoning attempts/mishaps result in interdimensional glory holes.
My dick would be married to 5 or 6 familiars before they figure out how to get the rest of me over.

>>23025976
Embarrass her later, by behaving like a complete DILF while her friends are around.

>>23025839
Nice.

>>23026023
>"Hullo, girls, would you like some cookies and... milk? Pardon the tight pants and the erection, the wife's been teasing me and hid all of my non-sexy good boy pants."
>"Again? Daaaaad!"

>>23025938
not with the features that mge has, including mental capacity.

>>23026041
Having a DILF as a dad is the bane of daughterus.

>>23026094
by mge i meant hentai lolis in general

Someone's mad you've been working overtime again instead of taking her to the park

Would you be mad if MG parties would only let you come along if you put on your healing pants?

>>23026248
But I don't have any healing pants.

>>23026251
Exactly.

>cum directly on slime's core to induce extreme orgasm
>pleasure is so intense that her face goes past ahegao
>it contorts and twists into uncanny melting face horror movie territory
>she has to comfort you after the lovemaking since it gave you shell shock

>>23026248
But I distinctly told them that I was a barbarian class!

>>23026248
Only if they agree to contribute any ingredients I demand for my potions.

>>23026295
>it gave you shell shock
It'll turn into a fetish soon enough.

>>23026248
Why would an MG party need a human healer, outside of putting the slut in healslut. Isn't mamonobama some strong magic shit they use as fuel for their already magical abilities?

>>23026493
They just like to pretend to be wounded, so the healslut can feel up their bodies and then they act like they've been magically healed.

Anon's been the 'healer' in a party of big strong warriors and still hasn't caught on.

>>23026535
I'd set up like a massage/chiropractic parlor just to do that. It's a win-win for everyone honestly. 100% wholesome, totally no funny business, I swear. The prices aren't low just so I get to have more customers to feel up, it's because I want to outjew the coons! I wonder how fast it would take for someone that works in that line to get claimed though

>>23026248
yes because then i wouldn't go and would miss out on adventure

>>23026535
>party of big, meaty monsters acting like delicate little flowers despite having just smashed their way through a high level dungeon, all so that they can get healer anon's attention
I'm not usually one to support, but I'd be the healer for a party like that.

>>23026830
unless they know a way for me to heal others with fire magic i'll go solo

>>23023992
>>23025090
oh wow i'm seeing double.

>>23026846
Easy, just travel exclusively with Lava Golems, Hellhounds, Ignis, Salamanders, and Hinezumi.

>>23026846
go the AoE buffs Bard route: shred fire on your lute and give your party high stacks of atk+, def+, regen, extra burn damage on hit, etc.
plus the charisma bonuses will help you not spill your spaghetti when talking to them or the occasional bar wench

>>23026902
i prefer this idea

>New jinko art
>Abs on full display
>Get excited for some good ficki ficki alts
>Turns to tickling...okay
>Then it's fucking guro
Honestly, fuck China. Why must they ruin something so pure and sexy?

>>23027060
>go to look it up
"Oh it's just punching and whipping, mild ryona stuff can be okay, surely anon was just exag-"
>electric baton, knife and wound fucking
AAAAAAAA

>>23027140
At least we got some good 3D models of dhampir and doppelganger. Unfortunately, they also made the alp male

>>23027173
Both those cards a a year old I think, I've had them for a while along with a bunch of other MGE koikatsu cards nabbed from the community discord.

>>23027173
I want to help that Dhampir conquer her mom's castle!

>>23027224
Is there some sort of archive of all the existing cards?
I don't remember that in the MEGA

>>23026902
>2020
>Chochin-obake is forgotten
Even the cloth mamono gets more attention

>>23027274
https://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=koikatsu+monster_girl_encyclopedia
That's missing some of the better ones though, I'll post a rar of them when I get home in an hour or so.

>>23027060
>got excited
>check it out
>no guts or getting cut in half, just hole in a stomach
What's the point?

>>23025839
I got to say, while I still vastly prefer girls in leather, your ways have grown on me.

Beware the hypnotic magic of loli succs. They'll turn even the biggest big tits/milf/ara ara lover of a guy into the filthiest lolicon and a slut for flatchat and immature girls with a few flicks of the fingers. If they set their sights on you, that is! Best not attract their attention else you'll become their onii-chan, or even worse, their "daddy"

>>23027662
flatchest*

>>23025414
Are you kidding me, I'm having the time of my life down here.

>>23027699
And they even let you have computer time!

>>23027274
>>23027414
https://files.catbox.moe/ykdgac.rar
Here's the ones I've found that aren't on the booru. All credit goes to the original creators, mostly a guy who goes by the name of Zolla.

>>23026295
That sounds terrible. I don’t want to cum inside her and see a scene from Indiana Jones when I look up.

>Be in the closet
>Hellhound find you and start raping you
>Alp halfway throught
>"I'm not gay, you're the gay !"
>Big gay hound

>>23027779
She's just trying her best, they're still monsters after all is said

>>23027866
Why is there Jupiter inside her head?

>>23027870
You know that big storm on Jupiter? That's her heart fluttering at the thought of you.

>>23027662
>loli succs have to use magic
Loli demons are sexy enough that they just need seduction, even if they're actually young and kind of clumsy at it.

>>23027866
Cute maid.

>>23027876
You know, considering I have a thing for celestial beings, that is both very cute and kinda hot

>>23027911
Celestial beings? You want to fuck a Gundam?

>>23027967
WE ARE ALL GUNDAMS

>>23025380
I wouldn't, which is why I don't go to bars and talk to strangers.

>>23027967
Alright Setsuna calm down. In MGEland you too can fuck your MS if it turned into an automaton.

>>23027870
go in and take a look, this slime totally won't dissolve you.

>>23026253
They could have just told me normally they won't let me in.