/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First! I think I might love Dryads.

>>23009525
They're definitely an underrated species.
I never really thought the living-in-the-trees part was that much of a downside; the whole forest is your neighborhood then.

>>23008471
>Give Ice Queen a late Christmas present
>the most expensive parka in Winterstown, lined with Weresheep wool and Snow Harpy feathers, fur hood made with Yeti fur, all tailored together by White White Horn-san
>"I can make my own clothes from ice idiot, I don't even feel the cold"
>"...Although it does look a bit stylish, maybe I'll try it on"

Breed the goblins or else!

fish tummy

>>23009584
i'd consider a shorty redhead

>>23009584
Yknow I don’t even like oppai loli really, but there’s something about hobgoblins that just really makes me like them.
Maybe it’s their dummy nature and a desire to protect them even though they’re leaps and bounds stronger and tougher than I could ever hope to be.

I'm gonna make contracts with all the elemental types and you can't stop me

>>23009536
Exactly! And they fit the "one main wife and a harem of 'friends with benefits' wives" dynamic I love.
Also, I see the tree home as an upside.

Bully the flatties

>>23009584
but what if i don't want to?

You gotta breed the panda anon, they're an endangered species.

>In Mist Continent, Pandas are protected by to the point that if asked to breed by one the man cannot refuse under penalty of law

>>23009686
Note to self: Avoid Mist Continent

>>23009673
They call their cousins to make you repent!

>>23009664
Bully the fatties

>>23009708
Can I exclusively breed with this one?

>>23009694
Now that's some alp talk.

Would a Troll's butt also smell musky?

>>23009755
There are dozens of other mamono I prefer to pandas. There are worse, but there are much better.

>>23009756
Yes, but like potting soil.

>>23009753
That will make the goblins sad

>>23009792
They can find someone else to fuck them.

Playing hide and seek with Harpies are a bad idea

>>23009819
Fine.

>>23009854
What about with Tengu?

How could anyone lewd a Familiar or an Alice? They're so sweet and cute!

>>23009945
Familiars will lewd you instead.

Trolls are made for groping you

>>23009945
Alices are sexy. I want to rape one so bad.

>>23009956
Why? And how are they sexy?

>>23009951
Familiars will lewd me? What will they do?

>>23009971
I love flat chested innocent submissive little girls and maledom.

>>23009975
Submissive girls and maledom are great, and I don't mind short, flat girls, but I just can't see Alices in a lewd way.

>>23010027
Just wait for the MAMONO MANA to kick in.

>>23010124
I get that in-setting, an Alice would make me see her as the lewdest thing ever, but as is now, I just see them as precious little imoutos that need headpats and affection.

>>23010154
They are cock craving succubi that need dick like all other monsters. They also aren't as innocent as people act like they are.
>And then, each time they have sex, due to their memory, their body will rapidly grow sensitive to pleasure. Naturally, their body will use the techniques learned, and they'll be able to milk even more spirit energy out of the man.

>>23009708
but i ddn't consent

>>23010164
I get that, but I'd need a little more to get me to lewd her in the first place, before breaking her into my own personally-adapted slut.

>>23009945
Well, I do prefer my lolis from the "classily lewd" type races like a Dark Mage, they would get along with adult human males very smoothly.

>>23009975
Then again an innocent type like a pure Anubis or Salamander is good too. Or the races in the middle ground between pure and lewd, too.

Either way they're all getting maledommed.

>>23010237
>>23010242
I really do love Alices to the point I would probably waifu one if I didn't already have my loli Night Gaunt waifu that I am monogamously devoted to. I also really like Cockatrices for submissive flat chested girls.

>>23010242
Trumparts are where I prefer "classy lewd". I tend to prefer powerbottom subs for maledom and gentle dommes for femdom. Unless it's a threesome dynamic, where I like one girl being a powerbottom for me, and also domming the other girl.

>>23010258
>I really do love Alices to the point I would probably waifu one if I didn't already have my loli Night Gaunt waifu that I am monogamously devoted to.
do your parents know this?

>>23010258
Just get the dress for the Night Gaunt.

>>23009498
Does anybody have the Lescatie Crusader wojack or the one with the soldier being sucked into a will o wisp?

>>23009945
Thank you for reminding me of my Alice dream

>Sleeping on the couch
>Alice tries to wake me up by straddling me and showing me with kisses
>hips shake with each kiss, quickly picking up in momentum/speed
>she eventually gets tired and falls asleep atop of me
>her body quivering slightly and her panties moist

Anyon-san, asobou!

>>23010389
I love lolis but I hate the over popular Hellhound, Cheshire, Manticore breeds. I also prefer maledom breeds.

>>23010403
>maledom

You're gonna wake up tomorrow coiled up by a very wealthy lamia. She's gonna be your new wife, and there's nothing you can say or do to prevent it. She will be a yandere, and depending on your reaction, this will only intensify or mildly subside. Enjoy your new lives, anons!

Dogs of unusual size are after you anon. How do you deal with it?

>>23010411
>Femdomfag autism strikes again
Maledom has always had a following in these threads and MGE in general.

Monkeys are cute.

>>23010411
I miss these dumb dragons.

The patient hunter gets the Human.

>>23010419
Ask if she's into threesomes, and cuckquean roleplay, and hope for the best.

>>23010332
Fuck, now I'm starting to see the appeal of Alices a bit more.

>>23010444
They steal my stuff though.

Remember that onis are weak to pleasure attacks despite being so physically imposing

>>23010511
Meme

>>23010511
They're also weak to beans.

>>23010500
Maybe that's your fault for being such a tourist. Maybe they find your lack of a tail cute and are just curious about how similar Humans are to Monkeys.

>>23010288
I picture a Dark Mage loli to have moments of mischievousness and skilled teasing comments, so nothing close to power bottom but far from a doormat too.

>>23010494
>Ask if she's into threesomes, and cuckquean roleplay, and hope for the best.

>Anon is no longer allowed to the leave the house or interact with females online

>>23010541
They're not gonna grab ME are they?

what's so sexy about unusual skin colored monsters

>>23010571
But I want her to prove her superiority over other girls, in front of them.

>>23010564
Exactly. Trumparts, Cheshires, Devils, and Familiars seem much better for what I'm into than Dark Mages.

>>23010582
First, you must grab the fruit from her hand. Then your training can begin.

>>23010614
>But I want her to prove her superiority over other girls, in front of them.

>Anon is chained to the bed and raped repeatedly for days on end

>>23010626
Um...can I go home?

>>23010541
Reminder that humans have the biggest cocks among primates.

>>23010389
I want loli cheshire chan to tease me with her cute paws!

>>23010541
Gimme the chunky monkeys!

>>23010541
>they find no tails on humans cute
>they also laugh at Yetis for being tail-let apes with big, goofy paws

>>23010651
D-Don't tell them that!

>>23010633
Then I'll call out to the Fallen God! And to Eros! And to Chaos!

if your waifu wrote a book what would it be about?

>>23010642
Of course, but she can't guarantee your protection on your descent back down the mountain. Her Kakuen students have all mastered her techniques.

>>23010693
>Eros
I don't think that bimbo goddess is gonna help.

>>23010712
The joys of being constantly ravaged and molested by your husband.

>>23010712
>Don't touch my hubby or else By: Ushi-Oni

>>23010715
>Send an Apsara or Houri to satisfy my desire and help stabilize the relationship through a F>M>F harem dynamic
>Help yansnake appreciate my desires, while letting her understand I still am devoted to her

>>23010712
>How I rebuilt my Kingdom using anime and video games

>>23010712
>How good husband tastes

Man, what a big fluffy Wolf tail.

>>23010419
>She will be a yandere
To what degree are we talking about? I can accept if she's protective of me, but I don't want a wife that would stab another woman for looking in my direction for a moment.

>>23010757
Depends on your behavior. Nurture her yandereness through perceived unfaithful actions, watch her go nuts. Put her at ease and she'll let up

>>23010419
Do I get to choose flavor of snake at least? I'd like grape or vanilla preferably

>>23010419
Does It have to be a snake?

>>23010851
It's random but can any lamia species.

>>23010853
Yes, it will be.

>>23010419
I'll give her lots of vanilla, gentle loving, and when she lightens up, I'll quickly find and rape the nearest Rata delivery girl.

>>23010815
I'm not a slut and I would rather be monogamous anyway. I just don't want her to have so little faith in me that she thinks I want to elope with a female cashier just because I'm polite to her.

>Max Level Tritonias can fly.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7aV3Q-bA5M

>>23010712
I think it would be a really cute collection of fairy tales for family storytime. Not quite as violent or depressing as the originals, not quite as saccharine as the modern ones, but balanced just right to be real adventures and lessons.

>>23010180
Consent is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Love_. The DNA of the soul

>>23009945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>23010712
Depends on which imaginary waifu I call up.

>Hakutaku
Some dry historical text, but presented in a way that actually makes it interesting. This is the girl most likely to actually write a book.

>Unagi Joro
A cookbook, but with food-based dirty jokes and eel slime in literally everything (with some adequate substitutions available for the mucous-challenged).

>Demon
A modern day Kama Sutra (or at least the sexy bits), but dealing with magic, extra/missing appendages of various species, and way more terrible puns than any one woman should have the right to make. She'd be least likely to write the book because she'd rather practice its contents wherever possible.

>>23010712
>Martial Arts of Wonderful Madness: A Jinko's Tale of Studying in Wonderland

My banshee wife likes it when I call her mean things just to make her cry.

>>23011042
Eelpill me. What's so great about Unagi Joro?

>>23010712
>Relationship dynamics and Maintenance of meido harems - a user's manual

>>23010712
How to be da best boss by Hobgobbo

Monster girls eating borglar

>>23010862
But I have better yanderes in mind

>>23010712
>10 easy steps to score your very own little brother!
>by Dark Mage

>>23011075
Banshees are cute. They're my third-favorite undead mamono.

>>23010739
What a big fluffy Wolf.

>>23010614
>Devils are power bottoms
This is an interesting point that makes a lot of sense to me. I imagine Demon lolis would be a lot like how I described the Dark Mage, so that's a distinction between a Devil and a loli Demon that I've had a vague awareness of in my mind, but haven't been able to put into clear words until now.

>>23010981
but, rape is bad.
why can't monsters understand that rape is bad?

>>23011140
Business Wolf.

>>23011140
I recognize that art style.

>>23011140
The best wolves cover 60% of their desk with their chest.

>>23011145
If you don’t want rape just send a few prayers Eros’ way.
She’s all about the romance.

>>23010419
im scared of snakes though.

>>23011163
Where else are you going to get the biggest wans?

>>23011145
Not all monsters rape or are even femdom oriented. If you don't like rape marry something like an Inari.

https://chat.whatsapp.com/LetORIVF7A0HolNE6Aggzd

>>23011140
Pay tribute to the alpha.

>>23011140
>>23011197
I wouldn't like to meet her going to grandma's house.

>>23011189
spambots begone

>>23011189
what?

>>23011206
She might shake you down for some of the food in your basket, but she keeps the monsters of the woods in line. She's the top dog.

>>23011173
>>23011113
Too bad

>>23011144
Yeah, once I realized that, it made a lot more sense why I liked Devils more than Demons at any given body type.

>>23011207
>your challenge: help repopulate japari park with lots of friends

>>23011244
Anon no! Lions are dangerous!

>>23011260
I prefer tigers anyway.

>>23011260
The bigger the bust, the bigger the litters.

>>23011087
>Turbolewd but loyal traditional wife without excessive dominant or submissive tones
I'd be sold on a human woman with these qualities, but there's more.

>Coy/playful ara ara personalities
Or at least that's my interpretation. Sounds like nothing short of amazing to me.

>Exotic bits
No need for comment

>Slithering ecchi hijinks generators, only you actually get to fuck
It's an interesting gimmick and could lead to some fun situations.

>Built in slimeplay
This is my fetish.

They're not for everyone, but if you like vanilla with a hint of cinnamon eels are great.

>>23011244
don't mind if i do, then. i'll start with the extinct species first, like Thylacine, Aurochs and Japanese Wolf!

>>23011274
Steamy, wet Tiger musk.

>>23011295
What has it got in it's pocketses?

>>23010712
Either a book on mixing drinks, or how to relax with the help of exercise, maybe both.

>>23011292
>Turbolewd but loyal traditional wife without excessive dominant or submissive tones
That does sound pretty nice.

>Coy/playful ara ara personalities
Not too big on ara ara types.

>Exotic bits
They are pretty nice.

>Slithering ecchi hijinks generators, only you actually get to fuck
Phrased that way, sounds pretty appealing.

>Built in slimeplay
If it was all grool, I'd be definitely down for that.

Today, I will remind them.

>>23011295
>So desperate to be bred she wears cute little bows.

>>23010419
If only, Anon. If only.
My taste tends towards the fluffy these days, but Shirohebi are an old favorite from when I first found MGE

>>23011276
Does that mean most sabbath are infertile?

>>23011098
If I feed my monster gorl the borglars will she grow biggar stronkar thiccur??

>>23011340
>Nipple bandages
>Tiny panties
Cute squirrel.

>>23011303
currently nothing but soon the baby will be there, that's how marsupials work.
her usual clothes have a bigger pouch but i don't have any artwork that showcases this in a good way so have a scary thylacine instead

>>23011342
she was so desperate to breed she learned how to read and write, all for you. You better take responsibility and help her repopulate her species, anon.

>>23011346
>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant. Devilish children can even swell up their stomach and reliably receive an enormous penis that's incongruent with their still immature, tiny body, and even in such a case, they don't feel pain, and they can only receive pleasure. Also, the thoughts of monsters are monstrously obscene from a very young age. They have knowledge of sex, and take a strong interest in human men. Monster children casually chat about monster-like topics such as sex, pleasure, etc.

>>23011346
Sabbath Magic™️ breaks the rules.
That said, if you’re looking for litters I think it’s Ropu or bust.

>>23011379
It's not about the Sabbath. All monsters reach sexual maturity by age 10 at the latest. It's a core part of monster biology.

>>23010712
A series of help books on how to do various tasks
>Big Paws For Dummies: Knitting
>Big Paws For Dummies: Cooking
>Big Paws For Dummies: Handjobs
>Big Paws For Dummies: Using A Computer

>>23010712
>How to land the hottest Chad human and drive him to such insanity so he only wants monster girls

>>23010712
Not sure if a waifu, or a vaguely related string of recurring fantasies, but:

>The Forest of the Future: How Human-Monster Relations can Advance Nature

>>23011347
All the more meat so snuggle you with

>>23010712
Legends and Stories from Zipangu.

>>23011460
Troll-san’s training shall now begin

>>23011333
>Not too big on ara ara types.
I'm huge on them and that fits my mental image best, but a spicier "hora" eel wouldn't be too far off the mark either.

>>23010419
I hope it's pic related

>>23011460
Resting your head on your demon boss's cute beer and burger tummy!

>>23011481
Oh, no, I'm more into kuudere/dandere types.

>>23011397
>>Big Paws For Dummies: Handjobs
They don't count as paws, but I hope Yeti-san's book becomes a bestseller among Trolls.

>>23011364
Imagine becoming a father at ten years old because you played doctor with your childhood friend.

>>23011579
It's possible but, other than a few breeds like Large Mice, Devilbugs, and Vamp Mosquitoes, monsters have a notoriously low birth rates so It most likely could take decades of constant fucking for it to happen.

Does anyone else love drinking water? I drink over a gallon of water a day. Sometimes I get too greedy and drink so much water at once that my stomach starts to hurt.

>monsters going on hikes and drinking bottles of semen to replenish their energies

>>23011628
It's got electrolytes, it's what the plants crave!

>>23011654
Man, that Barometz must be loaded. A literal sugar momma.

what could a man get sued by a monster for?

>>23011654
Why are Barometz so adorably lewd?

>>23011628
>Ah, this looks like a nice spot for a break
>Alright pants off anon

>>23011667
1. Sheep
2. Award-winning smile
3. Fruit flavored everything

>>23011665
property theft, vandalism, and racist hate crimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>>23011682
Also some cute goat eyes behind those shades.

>>23010712
it would be a disgustingly sappy romance novel about a human/mermaid couple with a good ending and a bad ending

>>23009650
Throw in a houri for heart and you can be captain planet

>>23011243
This got me curious. How would you describe a Devil or some of those girls you listed, how does the power bottoming work in more detail?

If I had to explain my taste and what I imagine with a loli Demon or Dark Mage or other race like that, it feels difficult to put into exact words. I suppose that kind of a girl could be described with "Tempts and teases, but sensually surrenders to cock"

>>23011682
Yeah, that about sums it up. Would a Barometz ever get upset about me asking to drink her juice?

>>23011687
How would a Tanuki react to me overturning her table and getting out a lash?

>>23011786
That's like asking if a Holstaur would ever get upset about you wanting to drink her milk, they'd be enthusiastic and happy every time.

>tfw no blood mage elf gf to bleed you dry for reagents then force feed you liver and onions to replenish your vital essence

>>23011786
>Would a Barometz ever get upset about me asking to drink her juice?
Are you kidding? She'd probably volunteer.

>How would a Tanuki react to me overturning her table and getting out a lash?
She'd sue.

>Zipangese women stronk!
>Zipangese women tougher and hardier than Order women!

>>23011834
Good boy

>>23011598
It's better that way, you can cum inside your monster girlfriend who's 2-3 times younger than you without needing to worry about it.

>>23011784
While they all are powerbottoms, they each represent the dynamic in different ways.
The powerbottom dynamic is that of "active submission" - that is, being very clearly submissive and subservient, and communicating and encouraging use of her. It often overlaps with the girl being masochistic.
Devils, for example, want to be used by their husband in all ways, and serve him in all ways.
Cheshires and Familiars both naturally lend themselves to convincing the man to be the aggressive one, while still being playful as a sub nonetheless.
Trumparts of all suits work well as powerbottoms as well - Clubs are perfect for begging to be used, Diamonds are down for literally anything, Spades are already both enthusiastic and subservient, and Hearts want to encourage their husband into exhibitionist displays.

>https://i.imgur.com/WGXn12s.png
have sex with fairies

>>23011969
too small

>>23011793
>>23011833
She'd never get tired of it? What if I wanted multiple different Barometz to have a variety of flavors, and asked them to yuri both to mix flavors and put on an arousing show for me?

And how would the Tanuki sue if I'm whipping her and stroking my cock over her?

>>23011969
I want to see a fairy try and make me.

>>23009956
Even better when they find out you like aged up women and they adapt, using their newfound features and testing them on you. Experimenting with her larger tits and refined ass.

>>23011978
she's gonna spend all day in your pants

>>23011979
What if the Alice finds out I'm into teenage body types, and FFM threesomes?

>>23009584
I will, but not them

>>23011989
Oh yeah? What all's she gonna do down there?

>>23011979
>find out you like aged up women
That would never happen. I only like flat chests.

>>23011979
Alices adapt to your fetishes, right?
So after I dick an Alice for the first time, her pubes will grow out thick and her pussy will be constantly twitching and dripping?

>>23012003
lick at your glans and stroke with her feet

>>23012028
The former sounds pretty hot, but the latter not so much.

>>23012032
she's just big enough to straddle your penis and she'll rub whatever she pleases with her soft legs and feet

>>23012027
No they don't. Where do people get that monster just become what you want right when you fuck them. Not only are there a ton of mentions of loli raping men and forcing them to like lolis just like gazers can make men like monoeyes.
.>They possess the unique ability to find out about men’s sexual taste and fetishes through the act of sexual intercourse itself. They may become sadistic or masochistic, in order to match the desires of a given man.
The ability to instantly learn and adapt to a mans tastes is said to be unique to Dark Angels.

Birb Party!

>>23012041
Ah, so an Alice would just become a masochist for me.
A Dark Angel, on the other hand, would reshape herself to my desires just by riding my cock. That's pretty amazing.

>>23012039
I'm really not into feet, but soft, tiny thighs rubbing all over sounds pretty hot, especially if she's grinding herself all over my shaft.

Where is she taking the hobbit?

>>23012047
Please reward me harder Meidri

>>23011834
FOOL! everyone know Egyptian girls are the best girls!

>>23012062
Alices are just "innocent" and forget about the sex it self but remember anything said and unconsciously remember any techniques you taught them. They are made to be masochistically be raped by default.

>>23012074
To Hell, I hope.

>>23012090
So, for example, if I make her masturbate for me while grinding her ass on me, she might unconsciously start touching herself in front of me during her "innocent" state?

>>23012073
she's gonna do everything for the whole day

Did they ruin her?

>>23012153
>That last one
No

No they didn't

>>23012162
But they completely removed her wings.

Would a sex doll turn into a Living Doll if it gets contacted with demonic energy?

>>23012131
Everything? Or will she stick to things that she finds I react well to?

Sake night

>>23012213
What if I don't drink alcohol?

>>23012188
only if you are in a dark demon realm AND are lucky.

>>23012209
she'll do everything to find things you react best to

>>23011964
I think I might see the full picture. The way how it differs from other types like a pure/innocent submissive monster, a seductive and playful monster you're supposed to make yours, or a prideful tsundere that needs careful taming, is that in those cases the submission is in a way not explicitly spoken out loud.

>>23012225
This. I'm not into alcohol or drunkenness.

>>23012213
She looks like a dude.

>>23012225
>>23012241
Then this post isn't for you

>>23012153
Na she's a cutie.

>>23012232
Right. A powerbottom won't wait for you to get the message and beat around the bush, she'll tell you that if you want her, her body is your personal sex toy. She'll be the one seducing, then bend over and ask you what you want from her.

>>23012213
I would like to go partying with onis
Social drinking is best.

>>23012213
What if I like alcohol, but I don't like Oni?

>>23012244
Sorry. I'm just used to drinkers being overly obnoxious about it, and get defensive when people bring alcohol up in general.

>>23012242
You must hang out with some effeminate dudes.
>>23012288
How about Satyros?

>>23012288
OH you will learn to like oni, unless you are an alp candidate then you are fucked regardless.

>>23012305
Upgrade your demons

>>23012290
Alcohol is not some magic drug. At best it lowers your inhibitions but only if you "let" it or you drink obnoxious amounts.
If someone is being a dick while drunk they are likely to just be using being drunk as a excuse for being a dick. There are not "bad drunks"" only bad people who use their drunkenness as a means to justify their bad behavior.

>>23012305
V1 the best
>>23012317
more like downgrade

>>23012319
I'm not even talking about while drunk. Most drinkers I know spend most of their sober time talking about getting drunk and judging anyone who doesn't.

>>23012322
You only like V1 because she's half insane on aphrodisiac

>>23012105
Probably, but you could also just take her into a trip to wonderland if you don't want her to go back to her "innocent" stage.

>>23012086
That beard accessory look stupid.

>>23012335
I dunno, innocent states where she unconsciously acts to please me sound a nice mix of cute and hot.

>>23012329
Exactly. Shitty people. Alcohol is not required.

>>23012330
Yes and the short hair. V 5 is also good but not as good.

>>23012354

soft dead

>>23012343
I know.
What I'm saying is that enough people I've met who drink even somewhat regularly are shitty about it that the mention of alcohol makes me defensive.

>>23012329
You know some wack people then.

>>23012361
Perfect tomboy material right here.

>>23012363
The best undead.
Gimme a ghoul that's gone extra soft.

>>23011654
Ah yes my favorite flavor... Blue.

>>23012366
Yep. I'm moving, soon, though. Hopefully that helps.

>>23012365
Nah I get you mate. i also don't like the taste of alcohol and I dislike being pressured into drinking. But Ijust have a weakness for demi-seci and dulce white wines that almost make me into an alcoholic.
Not sure it counts tho because I like the taste and not the "buzz" it gives.

>>23012275
Trading stories would be great, especially with blue onis what with the embarassment thing

>>23012374
>Gimme a ghoul that's gone extra soft.
Sorry no ghouls have a comfy wight instead.

>>23012361
This meme is a crime against girls with pretty hair, but the short-haired salamander Nav drew was actually really cute. Or maybe that was just because she's a thick loli in a bikini.

>>23012454
But how soft is she?

>>23012466
She seems very soft perfect for a big long hug.

>>23012466
She makes a compelling argument

>>23012471
>>23012477
Good argument but the THICK zombies Lich-san has shambling about are nice as well.

>>23012374

>>23012502
That's a well fed corpse.

>>23012491
Liches need to be muscular with hard abs. That is the patrician way to enjoy them.

>>23012527
Well yeah.
She does but her zombies are extra soft.
There may be a complex at play.

>>23012477
>great barbariank art of my favourite girl
Excellent

Best undead are kuudere loli skeletons, chuuni teenage wights, and genki onee-chan ochis.

>>23012454
>>23012477
How do I get a Wight gf without going the zombie route?

what monsters would Tifa and Barret be?

>>23012607
>Barret
>As a monstergirl
Rude

>>23012585
>genki ochis
Intriguing. I bet you could get a nice headpat and happy onee-chan noises just by telling them how cool all their sword skills are.

>>23012623
>"&$#%!!"

>>23012594
I think you're supposed to hang out at undead galas, balls and bedrooms until it works out.

>>23012607
ogre and hellhound
poor cloud

>>23012655
But how would you even get invited in the first place?

>>23012660
Who's going to stop you?

>>23012639
How cool her sword skills are, how great she is at protecting me, how sexy she is when I catch her masturbating to me while I'm bathing - all of that would get me happy onee-chan noises and plenty of affection.

>>23012663
The person checking invitations at the door?

>>23012585
Mildly tsundere loli Wights are the best undead, you can't convince me otherwise. Slightly bitter but also very sweet pale pears.

>>23012594
>How do I get a Wight gf without going the zombie route?
Date a Wight's biological daughter, of course.

>>23012687
Did you tell them the part where you're an eligible bachelor?

>>23012660
Wights seem like the mischevious type to invite random non-noble men to the ball out of the blue on a pure whim, or if that wouldn't work they'd conspire events in the man's life so he thinks it's his idea to sneak in.

>>23012697
I don't think that's good enough for them to let any random on the street in.

>>23012727
Taking into account the absolute lack of males in monster controlled cities I would say they do let anyone in.
Anyone able to get there without begin robbed (from their bachelor status and virginity) by the roaming bands of criminal unread gangs and other nightly critters.

>>23012755
Big smart fluffy birb

How can other harpies even compete?

>>23012706
>married Wight hatches a plan to get her unmarried friend a romance by sending an unsigned love letter to a guy, so he will sneak into the ball to find the mystery noblewoman who sent him the flowery message
>the Wight who sent the letter ufufu's to herself, but there's something she didn't think all the way through
>it's a big celebration with more than one single Wight
>and also a Lich that got half-forcibly dragged there
>and even some Vampires
>and a Pharaoh's daughter on a diplomatic visit from distant lands

>>23012755
This is still high undead society we're talking about. They still have certain standards to meet.

>>23012763
You're thinking of humans again.

>>23012763
I bet the liches and some of the brighter zombies have assembly-line makeovers down to science. You walk in one end a random schlub off the street, you're undressed, showered and shaved, styled to the nines in a full-pressed suit, and ejected out the other end ready to rub elbows with high society despite being woefully unprepared for the actual social interaction part.

The concept reminds me a bit of that scene in Tron Legacy where they get the protagonist ready for the games, just for a ball instead of a sport.

What's the best monster for the nerd look? Dorky glasses and all.

>>23012812
gremlin

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, remember to greet the local aquatic monster girls in your area.
If you have a river, they may have their own little town down there.

>>23012795
>anon proceeds to spend the entire time hanging out at the snack table trying not to draw attention to himself
Yeah, I can see it.

>>23012831
I want to marry the river, and make a harem of her aquatic friends!

>>23012842
>Eager Undine noises

>>23012834
Yup, exactly. All the unmarried noble women trying their luck at getting him to open up (to her specifically, of course) and anon quickly realizing that getting into the undead ball is significantly easier than getting out.

Yes master

>>23012454
U fookin what m8?

>>23012454
BIG

>>23012363
The softest butt

>>23012861
And I could drink water all day. I actually love the taste.

>>23012861
The local aquatic monster housing development employs an Undine to keep the water clean.

You should see her in the mornings and she skates around the canals, clearing it of all impurities for another day.

>>23012902
Do kikis with other jobs like secretary or nurse accidentally make that mistake sometimes? It must be pretty embarrassing to call her boss Master.

>>23012213
More of a mead man

>>23010419
Welp, it's that time again.

>>23012915
MEATY

>>23010419
As if I'd be so lucky.

>>23010419
What if i trick her into saying her name backwards?

>>23012502
>tfw no thicc Man-eater Milfred ghoul chasing after you with a giant demon silver cleaver

>>23010419
I respond with absolute indifference

>>23012932
Maybe an hour in the hole will teach her .

>>23010419
The best way to deal with a yand snake is to stick your thumb in her butthlle.

>>23012902
*mistress

>>23013022
In what hole?

>>23011753
>Not being heart
Best power

>>23010419
do i still get to play video games

Would you kill a doll?

>>23013112
I want a harem of dolls, golems, mimics, automata, cursed weaponry, living armor, and ittan momen.

>>23013204
I just want my blanket to come to life.
I've cum in her enough for that, goddamnit.

>>23013204
Would you ryona and guro them?

Reminder that each child you have with your tanuki waifu she’ll knock off .1% interest off your loan

>>23013272
but it goes up by .1% everytime I touch her tail.

Would you suck her dick?

>>23013328
There's not a single part of Crim I WOULDN'T like to get my tongue all over

Tritonia + MindFlayer

>>23013414
Harpy - Feathers

>>23013435
I hate it.

>>23013437
Some men are quite ugly, yes.

>>23013240
No, but I'd splice them.

>>23013272
>tfw Kamaitachi wives make Tanuki wife strip and beg and act like my personal whore for me to give her some money

>>23013440
I get it.

>>23013414
Alice + Nightmare

Do shields monsterize into living weapons or armor?

>>23013467
Living Weapon if not treated as part of a specific suit of armor pre-monsterization, part of a Living Armor otherwise.

>>23013112
This show saved anime

>>23012363
i'd push a zombie over and take her anus

>>23010419
no anus no wife

>>23009756
I've always found girlie butt to smell pleasant, even if she was "musky", even better, right? I mean, assuming she's hygenic, and ofc monster girls would be hygenic. Girl butt musk ftw

>>23010428
She's the perfect size for standing cunnilingus and for me to be her chair

I want to stick my dick in a mimic's keygloryhole!

>>23013510
But anon, her cloaca is both.

I do have a thing for facesitting, so that's a big downside, but you could have fun in other ways. If her breasts are large enough, you could simulate the sensation of facesitting. Only real problem would be that breasts just don't have the same smell appeal.

>>23010428
Strike a deal where I help find men for their entire pack if they leave me be.

>>23010500
Like your heart!

>>23013561
Do you... know this from experience?

>>23013584
Do bird girls have cloacas, human genitalia, or somehow both?

>>23012250
Anyone else wonders who was controlling the strings?

Why is Wonderland so wonderful?

>>23013593
Very minimal experience, but yes. Am I not allowed here if I'm not a khv?

>>23013607
An even sexier puppet.

>>23013636
Don't feel too bad. Some people here have 3DPD relationships, and even talk about MGE with their SO.

>>23013600
Well, according to the show that's saving Anime, they have a cloaca. I'm not sure if KC has ever stated canonically where on that spectrum his harpies lie though. I'd say just give them whichever you want.

>>23013645
guilty

>>23013650
I'd kinda find it hot if they had three holes - both an avian cloaca and human genitalia.

>>23013645
>>23013645
I used to hell she even knew about monster girls and liked them long before I came into the picture, but now I've gone mgtow and am not looking back, which should give you an idea of how well that relationship went. Don't get me wrong, the sex was great, but that was about it. Ironic, isn't it? We come to this hugbox to fantasize about these monstrous women literally made for sex and written to appeal to sexual fantasies, but we ascribe personalities and other aspects to them that become as endering if not more so than their sexual appeal. They are made, literally written for sex, but we give them personalities and other characteristics that are endearing and even more charming. The portals can't come fast enough.

Thanks for reading my blog

>>23013669
I mean, part of the appeal of MGE over other fapbait is how personal it can be, and the emotional validation beyond the sexual arousal.

>>23013510
Vagoo is in the normal human position.
Buthole/pisshole is at the end of the tail.

>>23013101
Yes, but often with her if it's multiplayer.

>Devil
>Dark Angel
>Dark Valkyrie
Why has the Fallen God blessed this world so?

>>23013719
exactly, she has no reverse cowgirl game.

>>23013669
careful, anon
I'm pretty sure that isn't allowed onna blueboard

RIP AND TEAR

>>23013876
hell girls just want love

>>23013937
Do demons yell "Rip and Tear!" when opening a wrapped present you handed them for their birthdays or a holiday?

>>23013876
>"yeah baby, do it, rip and tear me, ngh, oohhh~, that's my good little doom slayer!"

>>23013969
i want to lose to demon tail

I want to tame a werewolf til she’s obedient as a kobold

>>23013988
How do you lose to a demon's weak point?

>>23013992
Try doing that with a Hellhound and it will only end with you getting raped.

>>23013995
by attacking mine with it

A Wock is fine too

>>23014049
A Wock is more than fine

>>23014049
i would protest about her gross teeth tentacles and she'd shut me up by putting both in my pants

>>23014049
>>23014072
I'd pump her full of so much love she'd take me on walks through wonderland and parade me off tp pther girls that seethe in jealousy when they see I'm taken by a powerful dragon who's better at satisfying a man than they are

>IP Range ban
The fuck?

>>23014143
Someone in your area was spamming/ban evading probably. Go kick em in the nuts

>>23014113
Smug dragons proud of showing off their lewdness are fantastic. That's the dream right there, I wish there was more wock porn.

Robo waifus are cute

>>23014211
Well fuck whoever that is, can't post on /jp/ from home now

I didn’t know h’orcs came in vanilla flavor

>>23014275
You could always get a pass

>>23014293
The other white meat.

I want to watch a bunch of slasher flicks with a group of creepy monsters.

>>23014382
Have you ever heard the terrifyied (Kyaaaaa!) of a crypt ghoul?

>>23014382
Is your plan to make them scared and cling to you?

>>23013607
danuki

>>23014397
Yes, except for the punk Ghoul who, when everyone else is screaming at a kill, just goes 'Haha woah, gnarly dude.'

Being punished by a Kiki's heels is the best.

>>23014532
I think sucking her saliva out of her mouth and licking her tongue is more fun

RPG morality system shown by how corrupt your valkyrie is

>>23014588
Easy to imagine with one axis, but how does it work with two? What's Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good Valkyrie like?

>>23014606
Lawful evil Valkyrie is like that Japanese officer who sent off his guys in a suicide charge and then told them to go back when they survived

>>23012949
CLAWS

Crazy things happen in Japan. What are some unlikely friendships Monster Girls would form?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxt-G3HlcTI

ushi-oni burned her eye sash to ashes, send help

>>23014912
Anon you ARE the reinforcements!

>>23014935
damn it, i don't want to get assaulted, telling her to stop won't do anything!

>>23014027
That sounds like everyone wins.

>>23015065
Got a flashbang? Smoke grenade?

honey badger waifu

>>23015375
Yes

>>23015375
Doesn't give a shit about anything but hubby.

>>23015424
she's also a rapegirl and nothing can stop her

Some fuckin fags in these threads wanting to make a meek nerd out of her, make her submit, try to dom her, fuck all that. I wanna be thoroughly and utterly dominates every single night by her even while trying my hardest to top. That's the best thing about hounds, utter and absolute indomitability. They're monsters for pete's sake. YOU are the toy.

>>23015673
i meant here are several monster who you can make submit. Just not the hell wan. You just can't beat her.

>>23015673
I don't care how your hellhound is, I just don't want one myself. I want a harem in the Church of the Fallen God.

>>23015466
Guided breast grabs are the best.

>>23015683
>going to the office
>daily wrestling with hound has significantly increased muscle mass and made you leaner
>muscles start bulging from under your clothes
>coworkers start coming onto you, assure them it's a seriously matter of survival but they don't listen
>some stalker types try to follow you home and your wife beats their shit in

>>23015902
Guided pussy grabs and ass grabs are better.

>>23015683
Hour 1
>This is great!
>So much energy and she's letting me fuck her like a bitch in heat
>Those mushrooms work wonders!
Hour 2
>We're still going at it
>She shakes her hips a bit vigorously now and again
>Tells me not to slow down
Hour 3
>I've completely exhausted my supply of raging mushrooms
>Will soon run out of other supplements as well
Hour 5
>She started laughing when I asked if she wanted to take a break
>She said if I slow down, she'll just move faster for the both of us
>I'm starting to think I made a mistake
Hour 8
>Getting weak.
>She's still going
>She chained me to the bed to keep me from struggling so much
>She said to save my energy, since she prefers me awake
Hour 14
>What's this? A tape recorder?
>Hubby is a bit tired
>I'll keep him nice and warm, though
>His best part is still inside me
>He's all dried up, but it just feels so good in there
>I don't think he'll mind

Do not challenge the hound

I'm going to steal heads from Dullahans and Skeletons and I'm building a mighty pyramid out of them to impress Anubis and Steppe Centaurs everywhere.

>>23015952
>Despair but also an erection

>>23015952
Hmm, yes.

>>23015952
>>He's all dried up
We don't do that here.