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>>22969951First for Subaru strim soon
hi
>>22969961>>22969964If you're going to post art, don't post trash.
>>22969971Not everyone can be as good of an artist as Watame.
>>22969971That's just like your opinion man
>>22969951rocking sheep
>>22969979Not really. One of the pictures is a garbage-tier /v/ meme, and the other is literal tumblr art. They're both trash.
>>22969984Scared?
What do you think this bunny has planned
>>22969971>>22969984Oh look, the art elitist is back.
>>22969984the sans picture is actually pretty well drawn and relevant though
Just realized that Suisei was fighting against the 2nd best tetris 99 player
>>22969984So you're from /v/, that's cool, you could go back.
>>22969984the vtuber general is one block up bud
>>22969999You can argue that, sure, but anyone defending tumblr art shouldn't be posting on this board.
Didn't realise Mel was going to be in the english test stream.
>>22969991something sinister
Is PPT's entire character just about being bullied now?
>>22970008what tumblr art?
>>22970035This isn't going to end well
>>22970035She's in hololive and with her shtick this is about the only thing that'll work.
>>22970008>Can argue>When Subaru played the fucking gameGet outta here sperg
sigh non-stop story is still amazing
>>22970035YES
>>22970049Shin Takarajima is still as good as it was a couple weeks ago.
>>22970035What happens if she's exposed as dumber than Coco. That'll be the end of her for sure.
>>22970060She's a super nerd bub, if anything she's gonna be top 5 material.
>>22970056yes it is
>>22970056matsuri's, pekora's, and aqua's performances still give me heart palpitations when i watch them... the songs are great but their messages to the fans in-between the verses are really what do it for me. i really love whenever marine's on screen too, she's just way too funny
>>22970056Can you post a link, I'm away from my PC.
>>22970118you mean you don't have the unofficial live album..?
>>22970035Isn't she supposed to be sadist
Wait, Miko was actually streaming till watame's segment? Holy shit.
>>22970127I do, on my PC, which I'm not at right now, which is why I'm asking.
gamers dabbin
>>22970131No, she was streaming during Watame's segment.
>>22970133Mio needs more love.
>>22970131yes and she watched it on stream too>>22970142she dabbin
>>22969991Is this picture a reference to ダダダダ天使?
>>22970133okayu is tiny
>>22970131She watched and was played by watame's cheap trick.
>>22970164Indeed it is.
>>22970164no, why?
>>22970060What was Coco's score?
>>22969829>>22969964>>22970037wtf
>>22970008>tumblr artim pretty sure thats just someone still learning how to draw realistic faces, and doing it with anime characters just makes it look kind of awkward
>>22970187I think it was 7.
>>22970197Seven times smarter than Aqua, at least.
>>22970192those semi-realistic drawings have been an ongoing joke for years
>>22970127Thank you for blessing this newfag with this anon
>>22970172Imagine Coco absolutely dominating that tiny body while korone watches from the corner of the room.
Why doesn't anyone stream, it's like noon over there.
>>22970239scheduled idol training and probably working on set upor just grinding off stream
>>22970239japanese wagies are at work so everyone's doing whatever they need to do for the day or sleeping
Lewd peko.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-u0q6x4eUc
>>22970239>noon over thereso shion might be waking up in an hour or two
>>22970252This image just makes me think of the recent doujin
OBEY
>>22970258dont talk about the recent doujin anon
>>22970000>Entertaining streamer>A professional singer>So good at Tetris she can go toe-to-toe with pro players.Is Suisei the most talented liver?
>>22970261why won't she marry anal if she likes it so much
>>22970275she also can draw and designed her own character
>>22970275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8V5NRWSiD4>jack of all trades, master of noneShe could have been a real idol, you know.
Coco is going to do a collab with Towa with the master chief collection and its going to be great. Halo 2 legendary difficulty.
>>22970285Has she made the other companies regret their choice yet?
>>22970275Too bad she sounds like a bimbo.
>>22970261I'm not into feet, but I'm into Shion.
>>22970290Idols require extra periods of grooming and she's too late for that.
>>22970285Suisei is marriage material.
>>22970279If shw designed her new look, she did a good job.
>>22970285I wonder why she wasn’t accepted. Mayeb because of lack of social skills?
>>22970318Pretty sure she rigged and drew and designed her old design as well.
>>22970243Which hololive even streams on Japanese non neet hours?
>>22970325Seems too fiery and smart to be what companies want in an idol.
>>22970330Her old design was Konosuba Aqua with a tiny hat.
>>22970131She watched it and danced/cheered along. I twas cute
>>22970344most of them start streaming between 3-8 pm their time>>22970345shes too old. im pretty sure the whole "im going to become an idol!" thing is just a character since idol agencies tend to hire as young as possible so they can groom kids into having idol personalities and bodies. suisei is over the hill for that for sure.
>>22970239>>22970243Absolutely sleeping. Sometimes Miko streams right now but with all the Ark all nighters I'm sure she's sleeping around now too.
>>22970349With a cute tiny hat to be more precise.
>>22970349She looked more like Aoi from Aikatsu
>>22970355Which are neet times in most of the planet.A functioning non mediocre member of society only has 5-6 and 20-23 free to spend their time in leisure.
>>22970355She's too old now but if she was trying when she was younger and rejected for being a "generalist" then she probably had a personality recruiters didn't like. "Generalist" being a backhanded compliment recruiters use when the real reason is "I don't like you."
>>22970391But she really is a generalist who lacks any unique quirks fitting for an idol. In other words, she's going to be a generic idol.
Now that we heard all the 4th gens sing, rank them Watame > Coco > Kanata > Towa/LunaCoco was surprisingly not terrible at singing. Can't decide if which one I hate more, Luna's incomprehensible baby singing or Towa's granny echo.
>>22970405So?, the whole 3DPD idol industry is filled with whores with little to no talent badly edited to hell and beyond trying too hard to act retardedly cute with the most generic scripts written by the most unfunny middle aged dudes. How can the Japanese slurp that mud by the gallon, I'll never now.
>>22970423You're basically admitting that you never heard Kanata or Towa sing.
>>22970423Towa has the voice of an angel, even though she's a devil.
>>22970405Idols are a dime a dozen I honestly don't see how this is a detriment. If what people are saying is true about her being too old then why would she even bother?
>>22970440Why are you throwing a fit? Idols isn't for you, bud. At this era, being very generic is a already a unique quirk, and it's getting more popular in Japan nowadays.
>>22970423Watame > Towa > PPT > Coco > Luna
>>22970458But where would they stack up against the other gens?
>>22970440Yea, probably it is because of her personality. And probably not becuae of looks as well since she passed the first audition. She seems to be a confident type which is a no no in the idol industry.
>>22970423Go see a doctor, you might be hearing impaired.
>>22970423Watame >= angel > luna without her retarded baby voice > Towa >= coco > luna's baby voice.
>>22970467I'd rather just make a chart at that point
>>22970450>If what people are saying is true about her being too old then why would she even bother?its part of a character anon. look up japanese idol culture and read about it.
>>22970455>Why are you throwing a fit?Lmao what? I was just stating facts just as you did in your previous post, though mine had at least something to do with the conversation unlike yours who only demeaned Suisei.
Coco reminds me of Sally Amaki in terms of personality. Probably the reason why she is so popular
>>22970440were you bullied by idols as a kid, anon?
>>22970499Except they're nothing alike.
>>22970440>3DPD idolI see where you're getting at.
>>22970499I wish Sally was allowed to do half the shit Coco can.
>>22970501Yes, they touched my peepee.
Ya'll are fags for not liking Luna's baby voice.
>>22970479Choco and Haato would be at the bottom, wouldn't they?
>>22970519i thought it was weird at first but then i remembered weird shit turned me on and now i watch all her streams
Ok fags, you know what to do, tier them on singing abilityhttps://tiermaker.com/create/hololive-180517
>>22970423Watame = PPT > Luna's nonretarded voice > Towa > Luna's retarded voice > Coco>>22970448>>22970458Towa is not bad, but her voice is in no way shape or form better than Kanata's, specially when you have heard her previous covers.
>>22970519Her voice gives me the vibes Yukkuri abuse doujinshis produce on me so I stayed as far I could from her streams/colabs.
>>22970551Is the duck that low because memes?
>>22970551
I wanna clarify that I'm ranking Luna based on her real voice, not her retarded baby one.
>>22970551>>22970586garbage lists, okayu should be on top
How does she do it, Korone bros? How does she play kusoge like Dragon's Lair and enjoy it so much?
>>22970593>Noel on topWhat in the actual fuck
>>22970593>Luna and Noel top>Okayu anywhere near Towa>Kanata on the same tier as Flare
>>22970601dragon's lair is not kusoge
all these people rating pptenshi mid/low tier without really listening to her
It's pretty unanimous that Noel is bottom tier and then there's this anon >>22970593
>>22970601She has the mental maturity of a 9 year old. Anything can entertain her.
Only a true patrician can appreciate Noel's singing ability.
>>22970630This
>>22970635>the 3 hololivers with the biggest tits are also the worst singers>meanwhile ss tiers are relatively flatwhat is the meaning of this
>>22970648The extra mass dampens the vibrations, just more proof that flat is justice.
>>22970630Which makes it sad. PPT has an amazing range and can even impersonate other holos' voices. For me, she's the best one among the rest.
>>22970645Korone's Chihuahua laugh is at the same level that Noel's singing ability.
>>22970658oi, you take that fucking back. Korone's flute laugh is a gift to humankind.
>>22970658How dare you
>>22970658You need to clean your ears out. That is the laugh of a pure maiden
>>22970630All I'm gonna say isロストワンの号哭 arrenge.ver sat1080さん
>>22970675Congrats you did it
https://youtu.be/0_8iHXPAsI8?t=1873
>>22970721Sounds generic.
>>22970724My wife is a good singer.
>>22970239sleeping before their english collab later
>>22970675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJkUPuirSnAThis one right?
>>22970721Damn she's pretty good.
>>22970551where is your tier from your most watched to less watched
>>22970721Angel has an angelic voice.
>>22970551Do one with nijisanji please.
>>22970730b
>>22970724your taste is generic
>>22970753You're clearly wrong since I don't like someone with a generic singing voice like her.
>>22970758Don't you understand? Your taste is generic and that's the reason why you think her voice is generic.
>>22970765Nah you're wrong. If my taste was generic I would've liked her singing.
>>22970765>>22970769Both of you are retarded enough to somehow confuse yourselves into disagreeing with what you meant in your respective original posts.
Are you EOPs and ESLs ready for test today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Hn1M9-zTgI've already posted her best cover in the last thread though idolfags won't be able to appreciate it.
>>22970286Oh man this would be great. Didn't Towa say she liked FPS'? BTB Hololive when?
>>22970798She played Dead by Daylight and Overwatch on her old channel.
>>22970811I hate to be that guy but mind throwing me a clue on her old channel? I really want to watch her play some shootan games.
Haato's playing SoiKano on Switch again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7WCcJUVus
Huh, did the English test disappear off the upcoming schedule for anyone else? It's still on Youtube but it's not on tools.
>>22970828Whats with people incapable of a simple search nowadays. It's still there, check pig's channel.
>>22970828It's not on tools because Haato is playing SoiKano. It only picks up one video from each channel, after all.
>>22970830What's with people's bad comprehension?>It's still on Youtube but it's not on tools.
>>22970828Still on the schedule on my end
>>22970831Thanks, didn't know that's how that worked.
So why is Fubuki in Hololive Gamers? The rest aren't part of other batches.
>>22970814Look for 鳴海
>>22970852>shes silver rank in OWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>22970850She slapped them in front of YAGOO
>>22970850Reincarnated as a cat.
>>22970832whomst quoteth?
>>22970862Rude, she said she likes FPS but never said she was good at them.
What are the best songs from the live?
>>22970872New famima landhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JR2y0WcZpQ
>>22970872Marine singing that one Haruhi songShin takarajima from Hololive Gamers
>>22970883Cant find it in the unofficial album..
>>22970872This >>22970887, but also Akirose and Aqua's songs.
very very busy draggoI wonder if its possible shes gonna slow down her kson content so she can make room for vocal training
>>22970887Been listening to shin takarajima on loop while working. Lost my music makes me nostalgic as fuck tho.
>>22970893I could see her stopping it if the sharehouse is a reality.
>>22970893I think her kson content has been almost completely absorbed into Coco now. If she ever started doing more English lessons with Coco then Kson can just retire.
when is Coco gonna get her 3d model so i can see some slapping
>>22970912Coco already slapped her own ass for you sins what more could you want?
Wow! Noel looks like that?!
>>22970945Yeah I can't believe it either!
>>22970948Absolutely kon-grass-lulu
>>22970948This really emphasizes the flat.
>>22970948THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! DEMON, LEAVE THIS BOARD AND NEVER RETURN!
>>22970948How is Noel's english?
>>22970970We'll be finding it out soon.
I sure with I had friends to play Ark with.
>>22970970https://youtu.be/IwCBlXyPtds?t=2937
>>22970980I dont know why that pig is laughing, her english isnt that much better.
>>22970974We should setup a /jp/ server?
Make sure you guys watch Rushia, Mea, and Tamamki play Uno. Mea needs lots of love. Help bring her to Hololive.
>>22970894>>22970887one day their dancing will get better... I hope? that takes a lot of practice, but for now they're just a bunch of cute nerds
watame says shes bad at english but her pronunciation is better than mostI wonder if thats just because her and Coco keep sleeping together
>>22971000who?
>>22971000Tamaki does pretty well for not working with any company.
Coco told me that shes gonna fug PPT so bad that PPT wont be able to stream for a whole week
>>22971001I still haven't watched the live yet. I know they are a bunch of nerds but I hope their singing improves while keeping their charm.
>>22970286>Halo 2 legendary difficultyCan't wait for the Jackal sniper raging.
>>22971027they were so fucking annoying even if you were using the shortcuts
>>22971001They just need to channel their inner korone and put all their energy in regardless of how it looks.
>>22971041Overcome lack of skill and training with passion!
>>22971000>MeaNo.
>>22971044True yamato damashii!
>>22971056Thank you for putting my wife into D at least.
missiles desu~
>>22971075tenshikoma!
Come watch Shion play notARK in 7 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDjWHSKsXo4
>>22971080I want to punch her smug-ass face.
I can understand the comments about Noel's singing now
>>22971056is E tier ordered?
Coco will shave the sheep once she gets the 200K subs
Towa really needs to stop refusing to collab with Coco, she is deliberately hurting her own career.
Coco will probably pass Matsuri and Haato in subs at this rate, but will she catch up to Aqua
>>22971085Shion is for loving not punching.
>>22971095Do we know the reason why? I was wondering about that. It does seem odd, just from an advertising point of view you'd think you'd want to do as many collabs as possible with everyone you can when starting out.
>>22971103I'm convinced Towa is afraid/nervous around her.
>>22971107imagine being afraid of the aho american meme dragon
>>22971103Towa is menhara!
>>22971096Sad for Haato and Matsuri. Coco can proba ly surpass Aqua and FBK.
>>22971096shes getting 20K subs per week so far, the question is when will the subs slowdown?
>>22971107>>22971103I can understand that, but if she is trying to be successful without relying on the more popular Hololive girls then that's just dumb. Coco is the hottest chuuba right now and you would have to have a very good reason to not want to collab with her. Also, each generation typically collabs with each other when they start out but Towa has hardly done that.
7 days to Shion yohttps://youtu.be/jDjWHSKsXo4
>>22971000Mea already goes way back with a bunch of homolive though
>>22971096I think the only way Aqua stays on top is if Coco slows down and right now I just don't see that happening. However its nice to know that Coco had a good relationship with them all. She seems very much like a team player.
>>22971085its natural to be intimidating by the face of your god at first sight, anon
>>22971000Isn't Mea really good friends with Aqua? I thought they were IRL friends.
>>22971125I'm still convinced that there's some self esteem issues causing her to actively sabotage herself. She seems to hold Coco in high regard judging from how she talks about her, but I feel like she somehow doesn't want to become more popular and wants to maintain a smaller audience. Even recently when she started streaming Ark and had a guerrilla collab with Matsuri she ended it after an hour and proceeded to stream Pokémon for close to 3 hours, at the expense of half of her viewers and superchat.
I just want to have a nice warm conversation with Mio while we both make dinner as it snows outside and after eating play board games together.
>>22971145I think you're right. It feels like Towa just feels that she's not good enough and the only reason people would watch her is because she's with someone way more popular. Basically fake fans. Knowing the typical Japanese mentality, she probably also feels likes he would just be a burden for chuubas like Coco and that they will LOSE subs if they collab with her. Anxiety is probably making lots of twisted up scenarios in her head.
>>22971144Consider most heavy weights are from the pettanko days a lot of them goes way back, but yeah mea and aqua have at least 5 plus years of history.
>>22971094Day of the razor soon.
>>22971145Did she get spooked by Matsuri? Matsuri's usually good at comboing with people.
>>22971140Her own big supacha opening stream yesterday had an advertisement for Marine's 3D debut in the corner the whole time. It's pretty dumb to act like it's some kind of a competition.
>>22971140She's literally said her dream is for them all to live together in one big house.
>>22971175But what would they do with Matsuri?
>>22971175Imagine the smell
>>22971181yes
>>22971181Lock her in a cage during sleep hours.
Has Fubuki already hit her cap? How much further can she rise if possible?
>>22971161It's frustrating because she probably is thinking this despite the fact that Coco and even the rest of Hololive wouldn't give a shit. Especially Coco since she has continually reached out to Towa and even had to call her out during asacoco. I like Towa but she really needs to stop this shit.
Towa hates Coco.
>>22971181Every house with more than 10 people needs at least 1 designated rapist.
>>22971181They love Matsuri.
>>22971192I can kinda understand her. I'm sure she'd like to think differently, but getting over your own anxiety and inferiority is very very hard. It seems that all the other chuubas are quite supportive overall and keep reaching out to her, so hopefully she will change her views. Now I wonder, whom would Towa do the best with out of all the members to collab together.
>>22971182i can only get so horny anon...
>>22971162Weren't Haato and Aqua friends before Hololive as well? I remember Haato boosting Aqua at the start.
>>22971181Keep her in a constant state of sexual exhaustion so she cant touch any of the girls.
>>22971182Who would be the top 3 smelliest chuubas in the house? Assuming they're all permanently in heat ofcourse.
>>22971204>It seems that all the other chuubas are quite supportive overall and keep reaching out to her, so hopefully she will change her viewsas someone that struggles with supportive relationships, it honestly might be a bad thing if they do it too often. i feel like im just a burden to other people when they try enough and it just makes me want to shy away from them even more
>>22971204she seems to like roboco
Watame, no!
>>22971204YAGOO needs to pony up and send all the girls on a hot springs trip again. Who knows, maybe Towa will open up to them and calm her inferiority complex.
>>22971212Aqua, matsuri, coco. Considering coco's place is pretty much a pigsty she maybe higher.
>>229712121. Miko2. Coco3. Korone
>>22971219Yeah shits sucks, just keep on thinking they are doing the right thing and let others take you on a ride.
Why the fuck did Hololive drop streamlabs?
>>22971204Flare
>>22971204She seemed very comfortable with Roboco, probably due to several factors: Gentle personality, Likes the same types of games, Small audience.She'll probably do well with the more soft-spoken members, but she seemed to do well with Kanata and Watame too. Maybe Okayu but neither have really shown any interest in each other yet.
>>22971212Mio, Aqua, Watame
>>22971230It would involve effort from the staffs/management part, even if it's absolutely minimal. Can't have that.
Watame loves me
>>22971212WatameMioand after a gapKoroneTheir combined odor would be absolut
>>22971222Or she will have a breakdown and lock herself in a room
>>22971230That mean having to do work. And Holo management seems really inept.
>>22971209Think so, I know shion does.
Every gen needs their Akirose, g2 has Choco, g3 has Flare, and now Towa is ready to take her place as the most irrelevant chuuba of the generation.
>>22971250Whos the akirose of hologamers?
>>22971254Mio.
>>22971247Coco will teach them the that's a mistake. Now that they know she's a golden egg laying goose, she's going to RTA her demonetization and lock her eggs behind streamlabs.
>>22971250how is choco irrelevant?
HelloI am Kanata AmaneThank you for support mePlease watch my monetise stream later
>>22971254Mio
>>22971223>>22971226>>22971234>>22971243I'll take one for the team and personally smell reach room.
>>22971250Suisei was the OG irrelevant chuuba but now look at her.
>>22971258How dare you. She needs more love but she isn't having that rough a time.
>>22971254Mio of course. That being said, I feel like she also has an extremely dedicated following who spend a lot of money on her for some reason, compared to other Akiroses of the other generations. Not sure why.
>>22971274she's still irrelevant, even Luna is more relevant than her
>>22971260I say its Mel since she looks at Hololive as a side gig.
>>22971276Also, I know why she gets supachats in general, it's because she's a sweet and amazing chuuba. I'm not sure how come her core fanbase is the one with all the money, while other chuubas core fanbase spends a lot less.
>>22971261Only if there is a PowerPoint presentation with your highlights up until now.
>>22971276She feels the most normal of the girls and her design is great.>>22971277Thats out of line.
>>22971230Irrational fear of getting banned, likely because of the time Nijisanji's Gibara and Shiina wanted to get a different service called Doneru implemented. People made a big fuss saying it'd be against Youtube's rules, against the Japanese law, unsecure and whatever else. They ended up not using it as a result so the misinformation is still widely believed. If you look back at the Asacoco where Streamlabs was first mentioned you'll see the comments are full of "stop it, you'll get banned" until she points out the service is approved by Youtube.
>>22971236Geez, how incompetent is the management for Hololive? How many people work there? What exactly do they do? They seem to fail at the simplest tasks available.
>>22971281Older fanbase
>>22971288Doneru is off site, streamlabs is still youtube.
Will Korone finally get laid this week?
I'm read to watch Coco slap Haato's ass in front of YAGOO's office.
>>22971294Doneru is definitely a lot iffier. It did create a precedent for this sort of thinking though.
It's sad just how forgotten Sora is these days. I wonder if she is just content with how things are now. I would love to see her collab more. Even a duet karaoke stream with suisei would be great.
THE STACY TOWA-does whatever the fuck she wants-doesn't care about viewcounts-does not ride on Coco's coattails for a quick popularity boost-resolves her own technical problems-works diligently in her day job despite facing hardships, a functional member of society unlike some of her Vtuber peers-a truly kind-hearted girl that cares for others eg. she slept over at roboco's house and played FPS games with her since no other hololivers wanted to do so-does not get angry even when others make fun of her and calls her menhera-plants flowers in front of houses in Minecraft to brighten things up, even though most of them have already been abandoned-declined an invitation to play the Werewolf game because she's a pro at it and didn't want to ruin the fun for those who haven't played it as much
>>22971287That's a very good point.Now that I think about it she feels like someone who "plays the role" the least. Okayu is up there as well for me in that aspect. Some exaggeration for their personality, but overall cozy.
>>22971296Yes
>>22971276Was Mio supposed to pair up with FBK instead of Matsuri?
>>22971304You're defined as a functioning member of society as long as you pay your taxes. Every chuuba does that. Unless she has an influential job, it's no different to what others do.
>>22971289Their almost worthlessness. Look at how long it took them to get the girls their monetization back and some of that credit goes to outside sources too. Looking at how Nijisanji's management operates makes me wonder how Hololive made it this far.
>>22971313>Fubuki/Matsuri>Not てえてえcome on now.
>>22971304Look man, I like Towa as much as the next guy, but her whole "shyness" and "introverted attitude" is starting to get annoying. Even Aqua whos a really shy girl irl is able to work through that aspect of his personality and work with others.
>>22971315But taxation is theft
>>22971300Never forget the OGs anon. She survived so we could have what we have today.>>22971305She's got a pretty distinct chill feeling imo.
>>22971313>OkaKoro >below Sora and literal whogr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>22971324That's why it's so ingrained into everyone's mind from as early as possible that you have to pay your taxes or you're a very very bad boy/girl.
>>22971327>literal whoDefenestrate yourself.
>>22971322Shyness is her gimmick though, gets useless gaijin like us to pay attention to her unlike Luna.
>>22971329At least I learnt a new word today.
>>22971319And they get around 30% from the donations. Yikes
>>22971327>Sora and literal whoPeople WILL take this bait and unironically reply to this post. I can see it now.
40 minutes till Coco breaks Haato
>>22971278What is her main gig?
>>22970850Double dipping
>>22971337breaks her what? hymen?
>>22971342That's Watame's duty.
>>22971342Her haato.
>>22971342I cant wait till dumb dragon flexes her english skills on dumb pig and put her in her place.
>>22971338ASMR on her Nico account and now she is actively pursuing VA roles.
>>22971338Feet ASMRist and VA works
>>22971337Nah, they're just going to laugh at everyone else together.
kson in 2 hours
>>22971351Coco is too kind for that but Miko worries me because she knows the power of the N word.
>>22971355>feetim intrigued
>>22971365Just check /t/ for some sample videos
>>22971363>mfw miko calls haato the N word
>>22971363She wouldnt be dumb enough to drop the N word mid stream... Right?RIGHT???
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1227524850819850240we did it sheepCHADS
>>22971373I love Google translate.
Who do you predict will do the best, will be the most surprising and who will do the worst during the English stream, excluding Coco/Haato.
>>22971369Who are you quoting?
>>22971384you are in the wrong thread bub
>>22971386You're on the wrong board bub
>>22971381>that webumwas it rape?
>>22971389Only the purest form
Do you guys know who writes coco's jokes? They're funny, so since she's a woman she obviously isn't writing her own material.
>>22971393Coco is a dragon.
>>22971393all me
>>22971393>she's a woman>Coco>sheAnon...
English test soon...
If you didn't get them all then please leave this thread.
>>22971381I miss Ayame.
>>22971406嫌だ!JOPじゃない!
>>22971381I love these 2 friends!
>>22971409I don't play kusoge
>>22971409Go back to /vg/.
>>22971417I only play games that pander to Americans, like GFL.
>>22971409I'd rather not play chink kusoge
>>22971409What is this from...?
>>22971381Which one is the top?
>>22971423This.
>>22971431The dog
>>22971431Korone, Okayu is far too lazy to do anything
>>22971430Azur Lane, a cursed mobage.
>>22971410She's been down with the sickness for a long while
>>22971445she must be pregnant since the streams have slowly been getting more and more infrequent and she seems to be fine when she does stream
>>22970709>>22970635>>22970596>>22970593>>22970592>>22970586>>22970551>Mio not on S or SS tiershit listshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O31uIl8rw8Y
>>22971453>Music VideoAnon...
Haato is late...
Time for ENGLISH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_t4e-QTGw
Well, this is what we feared. A Coco Haato collab.Here we go then.
>>22971468EOPChads rise the fuck UP. ww@?
this is gonna end up a clusterfuck isn't it
Remember everyone, Like Haato, Coco speaks English fluently.
Christ I wish they'd use anything other than Discord for large collabs. Sounds like complete aids every time.
>>22971480Define fluently.
shion yo...
All bets on Senchou her Eigo is without flawl she's a gorgeous girl after all
>>22971482I think he made a mistake. I think he just meant to say flu. Not sure what "ently" means.
where the ''Shion yo...'' meme started?
Needs moar fubuki
Miko blowing everyone the FUCK OUT
holy shit miko is about to blow the others the fuck out
>>22971487EOPよ…
>>22971485Senchou is the oldest one there so she remembers the least about her English studies. It's over her...
>>22971493>>22971491Playing GTA did her well
>>22971485Her eigo is all Japanese
Watame slept with both teachers, she's obviously going to win.
Sasuga, Elito Miko
who is this fresh new succubus named mel???
Miko played too much gta lmao
Elite miko showing her elite skills, how can the rest even hope to compete?
>>22971480>Haato>fluent >English
Mio's audio is fucked
Mio sounds like she's talking through a tin can
>>22971494I asking about the jap chat, not here you idiot
>>22971487Go watch her collab with Coco
>>22971505I don't see the problem.
>putting a sheep next to a wolf
time for the big eop flood
Haato you can't just stutter on the first example you prepared
>>22971512Wolf is good girl.
>>22971513Considering EOPs saved hololive and all the chuubas, maybe it's not a bad thing.
>>22971512Gabu and Mei seem fine with it
>>22971495Ah shit it's begun already.
>>22971513did you forget EOPs literally saved tubers? have some respect.
>>22971519>>22971525t. EOP
miko....
I think Haato is nervous in front of the dragon.
Kaicho's not even saying anything, just there to silently judge Haato every time she stutters.
I actually thought Watame was decent at english...
>>22971513Coco used to be an EOP time to drop this shit, it's 2020 the trash is over there throw EOP term in it
EXCUSE ME, I FEEL THERE'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST HERE
>>22971529>t. coping idolfagimprint this in your brain "EOPs saved mah chuubas"
like a feeling so tuna
>>22971532Probably judging her poor presentation skills as well
>>22971355Who is her name in the VA industry?
Haato what the fuck
>>22971531she did say she couldn't sleep night before because she was so nervous lmao
why does the audio shit itself when they all speak at once
Haato seriously what the fuck, get it right.
>>22971544dicksword
シオンよ...
>>22971544Discord is shit
>>22971544Try having 10 people on discord talk at the same time and you tell me.
>>22971546Well the sentence is grammatically ok.
Collabs with more than 3 chuubas are never worth watching
>>22971544They're using Discord, it's a issue there
>>22971544because it's discord
>>22971544That's normal for discord if there's too many people on voice chat.
>>22971544Discord sucks
>>22971544They can't afford discord boost to get better audio bitrate. Well, Hololive management can't afford to spend like a hundred dollars on it.
>>22971544deep fried audio is common with discord when too many people speak at once.
>>22971552CAMP was good.
You can spot Noel by the writting style alone
This is the first time I've heard the term "helicopter parent," huh.
EOP here are they talking about genders? i can only see helicopter
>>22971551yes don't know why people triggered
>>22971552only when it's nothing but chaos and you can't figure out what's happening because of it
>>22971564same here lol
>>22971564ESL...
Haato...
Haato could really benefit from PowerPoint right now...
So Haato is S
>>229715524 is perfect. Dont know what you are talking about
>>22971571>>22971564that's because you dropped out of high school
>>22971564Your parents never picked you up from a Helicopter?
Anyone here who submit translated captions for their videos? How long does it normally take to get approved?
>>22971572Not my fault. Even on the internet I've never seen anyone use it.
You know Miko could do that with her stinky feet. She's not wrong.
Miko showing Haato up at her own game
>>22971513go back to the main thread with your EOP bait, anons here are nice to them
>>22971552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhzoBt61AAYou're missing out on some fun stuff.
Tbh I've never heard Helicopter parent either, but I assume it's like what we call Curling parent here.
>>22971564Guess they didn't use "Dragon Parent" because Coco was there but "Tiger Parent" would've been open still.
>>22971588Canadian?
>>22971564ESL by any chance? it was quite a common expression during the 90's
>>22971592Canada of Europe
>>22971564I haven't heard it since I was in like high school cause a friend had parents that were basically that.
>>22971581Youtube doesn't allow community captions on stream vods
Im new to these threads. EOP means English only poster right?
>>22971603English Only Plebeian.
>>22971603I was assuming English Only Peasant
>>22971603Peasant, English Only Peasant.
I thought I heard Coco say they were all brown...
>>22971603Edging On Pekora
>>22971603EOP means Erotic on Pekora
>>22971603"English only Pleb" which everyone on /jp/ technically is since no one here post in 日本語, it's usually just a bunch of trolls at N5 level of Japanese baiting ignore them.
Awww shit here comes the racism.
>>22971598I guess I count as ESL yeah, since I live in a SEAmonkey country despite being exposed to the language at an early age.
watame...
Watame likes brown men confirmed
She can't keep getting away with it!
Brown ppl in the gym.....
>>22971615>>22971621Coco saw this coming
>Brown men have no brainsThanks Watame.
Shion why.
Brown people are poopShion NO!
Shion yo...
>>22971588>>22971592im canadian and ive heard helicopter parent enough times in my life
>Brown men are shitOk Shion
>>22971603East Of Pacific
>>22971636More like Shion YOOOOOOOO !what was she thinking yo !
Who the fuck drops a kidney?
I can see where this is gonna go.
Okay Haato, what the fuck
シオンよ
Coco knew what she was doing.
It happened, Haato fucked up
Haatoo.....
Haato............
I knew the pig would fuck up one of them.
Haato's career is over
BUSTED!
ononono COCO JUST BTFO'D HAATO
>>22971601>translating hours worth of streamI'm not that crazy. I was planning on submitting captions for their shorter videos like song covers or short skits.
HAATO CRUCIFIED LIVE ON AIRHOW WILL SHE EVER RECOVER
Do not bully Haato
>>22971662more like Kson'ed on air
Leave the Eigo to me paisen!bringing Coco along will be Haato's bigest mistake since studying in Australia.
Nice
nice
It's a problem
Hololive only 31% gay confirmed
Hololive, only 31% homo.
>>22971672nice
Of course Mio gives the straight girl answer.
MIO LEWD
Mio is in HEAT
Mio is very lewd.
I always thought Mio was the straight one!
31% of Homolive is sleeping together.
>only 31%Cant call them homolive anymore.
>>22971675>>22971676more then we were suspecting being actually gay and not yuri bait
I don't like Hetrolive though, Homolive flows off the tongue better Mio ruined everything again.
>>22971661A certain amount of other users have to approve your subs, so you just drop the link here and it should be ok
mio really believes in the homolive dream
>>22971669>bigest mistake since studying in Australia.Elaborate with me. I'm just about to apply to student exchange to Australia this week but can still change it to New Zealand or Canada but I wanted to go somewhere warm
Manbay
hololive members sleeping and STD
Matsuri...
I guess we can all agree Matsuri has the worst english here.
You guys are reading it wrong.69% very not sleeping together.So 100 percent homo just 69 percent not all the time.
That collection of letters is supposed to be understand?
andastd
Do you andastd?
Manbay has me laughing way more than it should
>>22971693>but I wanted to go somewhere warmDo you want warm or literally fucking on fire?
>>22971693Rushia really should have been in this stream too.
Matsuri is the retarded one. I'm not shocked at all.
Don't bully themPLS ANDASTD
>>22971693It's not warm. It's fucking hot. I hope you enjoy 40°c regularly during summer.
Now I andastd
>>22971693Go New Zealand, Canada will be fine too. But in Haato's case she barely learned anything good and only picked up bad English like "Dater" instead of "Data".
Mio is packing heat!
Mio is not a lolicon/shotacon confirmed
Mio...
>Mio's missilesoh god
Mio confirmed non pedo child hater.
I don't know why I thought Mio would be good at English.
Mio has a big, red, rocket.
first time listening to Mio and she kinda sounds like Flare
Matsuri is very good at English, pls andastd.
Embarrassed Mio is best Mio
Matsuri was using code to let people know that the 31% of hololive members are sleeping together AND have A STD
>>22971705I andastd AEK yoThese girls are the gift that keep on giving especially Matsuri.
Mio hates children AND shes gay
>>22971723Despite being wildly inaccurate, her answers are coherent enough that I do wonder if she's fucking around.
Well, Miko spelled "missile" correctly, I'll give her that.
Miko wrote it but it totally feels like something Haato would say
Miko is the fucking ELITE at this.
>>22971733So no OneeLoli? Pleb taste Mio, sheesh
>>22971736she knows the words but not grammerthis is the problem with a lot of japanese english classes
>>22971693AUS is hellfire during summer, NZ is a lesser known chinese colony, and Canada is... Canada.
>Maneger
Haato....
Maneger...cuesed...
I can't believe Manager-san literally cussed YAGOO out in front of his office.
Jesus Haato.
That sentence has Haato written all over it.
Haato needs lessons herself...
What did she mean by this?
Haato why...
haa-chama........
"Bat he say [FUCK YOU] small voice"I fucking love this.
「FUCK YOU」
Mio........
MIO?!
Guys, I think Mio is trying to tell us something. I think she wants out.
Woah mio.
FUCK YOU (small voice)
Miko is good
>>22970355>shes too oldRiiiiight
Mio about to get fired from Hololive very soon
>cussing, hates kids, and gayI didn't expect Mio to be this immoral
Mio.....
Mio translates like she's localizing for an American audience.
Mio is the truly winner in this
rip Haato monetization
I'm starting to think Mio is fucking with us, she understood what Haato was trying to say with cuesed before anyone else did, and replied accordingly.
>>22971760new rumor
>>22971766She's a mother with that foul mouth? I expected Miko but no Mio
Haato appearing on tomorrow's Asacoco!
>>22971763Wow, Mio
Miko kashikoi
Fack!
>>22971776Though I find it more hilarious that AZKi is at least two times older than Kaf that she likes so much.
small fack
Yagoo smile small fack
>>22971776why the fuck he added 10 years more to every hologirl?
34000 viewers!
>>22971782press f to pay respects
I'm fucking dying. Smile small fack.
>>22971787Thank you very much
>>22971776>Korone>35based
>>22971784Sometimes you know a word, but can't recall it when you need to use it yourself.
>>22971799face reality anon
Haato please...
YAGOO always getting bullied...
That's just bullying
Coco DESTROYING Haato.
>Coco's avoiding to explain what a small fuck is
Coco establishing dominance and nitpicking Haato's sentences now
miko just throws in the word "crazy" for the hell of it
>>22971819The Chad Doragon vs the virgin pig
>>22971823Crazy Elite Miko
YOU AH PI-PO
Mel....
Pi-Po...
shytyo sick in pi-po
What is pipo supposed to mean
>>22971776No, I don't believe it... Do you have the ages of the other girls?
Whoa I just heard Shion's voice I forgot she was there for a bit
I hope this stream will teach that pig to actually improve her English.
>>22971833ambulance siren
Does korone pee in a bottle when she taikyuus?
>>22971838she'll get private lessons with coco for the price of her body
me storong hooman
Matsuri oh my god.
She's doing this on purpose right?
>>22971841She has okayu under the desk for that
>you will never be as storong as akigroob...
ME STORONG HOOMAN, ME GROOB YOU
I knew that was matsuri from start lmao
Matsuri is retarded, imagine my shock.
Coco cant even say mercilessly right.
>>22971845groob!!!!!
Coco shut up this shouldn't be a teaching stream.
I really want to see Coco drop in on every english only stream and bully their english.
Is Noel even still there?
>>22971861Wait, she was there?
>>22971861I think her and Marine ran away
>>22971861This is one stream where not standing out is a good thing...
now this is getting out of control
haato...
Goddamnit Haato.
Haato......
I'm not sure whose line it is anymore.
This pig cant do anything right.
she's obsessed with the sheep
>>22971864Maybe they'll play ARK with Fu-tan
I feel bad for haato lmao
It's all Haato's plan to get into Asacoco. Smart Pig.
>finally get see the cute Watame>it was just a mistake>it was actually the elite MikoAwww man
>>22971861Oh my god...
It's better if you don't hear their name mentioned.
>>22971861Maybe they're just picking out the most bizarre answers for each one?
ポンコツ豚女王…
Everyone bullying poor haato now.
Time for Haato to get the English test next.
>>22971878Who are you quoting?
>>22971886Youre in the wrong thread.
>>22971881it's pretty obvious by the writting styleMiko was the only one that played Yakuza outside Coco, so she knew these expecific terms
>Haato lost (won?) her own contestWHAT A TWIST
>>22971889Its not a thread thing. Try learning board culture
>>22971884She's going to be banished back to straya
>>22971896You're still in the wrong thread.
>>22971834No but you can always use magical words like 中の人 or 前世.
>>22971889you're in the wrong board
The game was rigged from the start
>>22971834My big sister Matsuri is still 23
I came for Shion yo and got うんち...
>>22971896I think you are the one who needs to know how greentexting works, my young friend
>>22971776All these are fine ages.
>>22971834No because they haven't been doxed to hell like Mito was.
Matsuri is a gengeus
>>22971776fubuki and korone are 35 and 36that's bs as fuck
>>22971776Korone and Fubuki don't act like 30 year olds, but Mio and Subaru I definitely believe. Luna is also definitely old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1SSxco7kMs Duckrune
>>22971916She andstd well
is Shion AFK?
Noel didn't get called out throughout the entire test, looks like we know the true eigo winner
>>22971776Random numbers next to names with no source. Nice.
>>22971927She got called once, didnt she?
>>22971927It's possible she's just completely middle of the road
>>22971927looks like someone started watching half way in
Damn, missed most of the stream due to work.
>>22971920Damn she did go straight into Deltarune, well it's a lot easier outside of Jester she should have fun.
>chocobox late
>>22971909I hope her answer was just a joke. Heard people saying she has depression and an answer like that would be quite fitting for someone who doesn't care.
>>22971919I can see FBK being 30+, she has that responsible feeling to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtHNhCe6Ltcflare ark with new pc
>>22971919Its bullshit anyway. I would guess that Fubuki is in her mid 20's, Korone and Subaru in their late 20's Mio early 30's and
A byebye without Aqua...
This stream was prime asacoco fuel
Haato... My ears...
>>22971776congratz, you baited like half of the thread with that
>>22971949Don't worry Aqua will come back soon to say byebye one last time.
Haato is going to expose all the answers in another stream so she has the last laugh
20 min break and she's straight into a RE:2 stream, hardest working VTuber in the industry
I hope we get to see Marine's underwear during her 3D stream
flare getting 4k what the fuck
>>22971947Miko is around 28-30 since she said she would play with her friends in school at being sailor scouts since SM was airing
>>22971961ARK boost in action
>>22971942Mind to translate Shion's answer? kanji is the bane of my existence at this point and I'm worried about the smug witch.
>>229719616k now, it's her first Ark stream, she might get to over 10k
>another ARK episodeI just wanted to watch Minecraft.
>>22971776Who tf thought putting an old hag with baby play fetish together with a group of young people is a good idea.
what shitty survival crafting game will Coco come up with next
towa sama....
>>22971971No Man's Sky
>>22971967"This is shit", literally. A lot of armchair psychologists over-analysing her answer when most likely she just couldn't make sense of it at all and gave up like many people do
>>22971961I feel like she's hit 4k before
>>22971971Starbound!
>>22971969It's 4k Minecraft with brown and bloom shader pack. Please understand.
>>22971971Hololive in EVE please.
>>22971947A bunch of them are in their early 20s, like 20 to 22. Marine is probably at least somewhere round 28 to 31 and if I would hazard a guess FBK would just be a bit less than norio which is around the 24 to 25 range.Aqua, shion and mea should just be a year shy of FBK or at her range.
>>22971969ARK is the new minecraft, it has higher levels better pets and graphics and is actually hard.
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1227517849914281984Will Korone go into heat again like the last time?
>>22971958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVJch1e4Gs
>>22971930>>22971935i watched through the whole thing but my brain must have missed it. eh, one is better than mio and haato getting blown out in nearly every other question
>>22971947A great way to find out the age is to listen to their karaoke streams. If they have music from a certain era that's their age group.
>>22971969Just wait for the Nether update to hit, then they'll go back en masse.
>>22971982Is that only your guesses or do you follow the 2ch doxxers?
>>22971975Given the fact she sort of just disappeared in to the background it is not surprising.Poor girl. I was hoping this would have cheered her up.
>>22972003most likely guesses. cant wait to see his reaction when he finds out his fave chuuba's a granny
>>22972003FBK is purely guess. I found a bunch of nico archives, haven't dived down the rabbit hole yet.
Did Flare ever mention what her new PC's specs are?
>>22971992Someone people just like old classics.
>>22971992That sounds like something a certain Dick said in one of his podcasts.
>>22971982> A bunch of them are in their early 20s, like 20 to 22LOL
>>22972012nope. just wait for the minecraft stream. oh wait
>>22972012Probably just wait for the next MC stream.
>>22972008I mean I've seen a bunch of stuff poping up regarding haneru and a bunch of VAs I like is round the 40s so it's not really gonna be a shock to me.I didn't expect matsuri to be so young and that was a shock to me.
>>22971992Based on that logic I should be between 50-60 years old.
>>22972012Just wait for her to play minecraft and we'll know her specs
Kson should make a PPtenshi v-katsu already for her asacoco opening. just like how she made a watame v-katsu
>>22971981What I would give to see that. Community fleets with vtubers leading would be enough to get me in the game.
is anyone online right now to give flare a hand?
Chill BGM while Flare gets pecked to death by a Dodo... I'm starting to like her now.
>>22971776I can kinda believe Korone is in her early 30s after watching 第62回出演:宮助&こみみ【闘TV】
>>22972025She should make a Towa one since it's the only way they will collab.
>>22972027Miko already hopped on.
Someone needs to help Flare with her ARK settings, pretty sure she could get it looking better while still running well.>>22972027The elite one is on.
>>22971776Does it fucking matter? Asian females stay young until 50, then they instantly look like obaasans
>>22972027Sololive...
>>22971986Very cute.
I see Flare didn't skip leg day.
Does Miko ever go out.....
>>22972047too elite to go out
>>22972047For pachinkos and horse race? Yes.
>>22972047All these girls have severe social issues. Leaving the house is out of the question.
>>22972055Working Towa...
>>22972057I was talking about relevant chuubas, sorry for the confusion
>>22972055I wonder how the more stable vtubers even manage to fall into a job like this.
>>22972057Work doesn't count.
>>22972055My wife and my wife are currently on a date.
>>22972047She will go out if management finally allows her to off-collab with Korone.
>>22972061Maybe some just simply enjoy it?
>>22972023Old man anon...
>>22972071
>>22972065She can sit in the corner and watch Korone eating Okayu's onigiris.
>>22972022I mean I was pretty shocked that Watame was actually in her early 30's
>>22971622SEA english is not real english
>>22971693We dont want anymore chinks go home
Flare with 10k!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plF06211Aswin 3 hours
>>22972095Well fuck me... I guess ARK really makes a difference.
>>22972079Why do you always use her when you post these peko ? !
>>22972095I guess I'll stop giving her my pity watch and finally close the tab.
>>22971693In Australia we just had massive floods in NSW after a half year long megablaze that spanned almost 30 million acres and we are expecting cyclone Uesi very soon.
>>22972101Extra shit?
>>22971693You are gonna be thrown into melbourne and have to fight for your life against the apex gang.
>>22972084peak christmas cake
>>22972101The fuck? they're doing it again? is it because Haato got 34k views?
>>22972120It's because Haato lost, so now it's time for her to get bullied.
>>22972101haato redemption story
>>22972120No, shes just reading the rest of the answers that weren't read during the first stream.
Flare has 10000 viewers now
>>22972113>>22972120Haato was bullied in the first stream so she's going review all answers in this one.
So when was I supposed to be able to throw money at this useless angel again?
>>22972125How did she lose if she had the crown?
>>22972120She's just going to expose the other answers
>>22971964EOP...
>>22972134She won by being EOP.
>>22972134I almost felt bad for her, Coco kept nitpicking her sentences and everyone laughed at her throughout the entire show.
>>22972158>EOP.It's ESL in Haato's case also, it's time to STOP !
>>22972162I think it's a good thing. now she needs to improve her english skills
>>22972162Some of her sentences were pretty bad though.
>>22972162she got what she deserved. she won't be able to brag about being the best english speaker anymore.
>>22972137EO... P?
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1227557249637158912 noel...
>>22972162The CEO one was the only real nitpicking, others were actually bad, like cuesed and maneger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcmGG4dF0Pg
Rushia's new comrade!https://twitter.com/NLO74593630/status/1227349107859058688/photo/1
>>22972176>>22972165I do wonder if that will motivate her to do more English streams and get better at it, or completely avoid them to not make an ass out of herself.
>>22972186I wonder if Luna is gonna take the test ... again.
wtf i like flare now
>>22972191what's your guess?
>>22972199"Bye bye English streams"
>>22972188That Rushia sketch is cute! CUTE!
Someone needs to change that fucking wiki page now the pig queen has been put in her place.
>>22972201If anything she'll do more because she knows she can improve with her fans.
>>22972188That was fasthttps://twitter.com/NLO74593630/status/1227562502906494976
>>22972212Depends really. Some people get disheartened by that kind of thing and retreat from it rather than think right I just need to try even harder.
>>22972212Has she actually improved overtime with English streams?
>>22972181It's ok Danchou, now hop in Ark.
>>22972201God I hope so, would make her chat more bearable.
pp104 is too cute
>>22972201>>22972191>>22972212speaking normal conversations with actual english speakers would helpa side from coco, shes still too probably shy to talk to aussies
>>22972233Coco is ex-American, not aussie...
>>22972223she lives in AU right? there's no way she's not improved right?
>>22972239Isn't she back in Japan now?
>>22972212Most of her fans are ESL's, learning from people who aren't natives in a language breeds mistakes
>>22972239we've been through this, haato is probably like your typical east asian who only ever hangs out with their own race and never get good at speaking
>>22972252It takes one to know one, ESL.
>>22972233Just watch western movies with Japanese subs, it would vastly improve her pronunciations and word structure and slowly learn to understand English without relying on the subs.
>>22972239Foreigners tend to stick to their own groups and not actually try to interact with the natives
>>22972232He panic when flustered is adorable
>>22972223For awhile before she got busy with the Hololive event and the Philippines yeah she was.
>>22972269Philippines was a mistake
>>22972258She do some shadowing type shit and actually repeat the actors lines.
>>22972233i had east asian classmates before mostly koreans and they have this ebook that basically google translates. so maybe having google translate ready like the EOPs can really help.
>>22972258Coco did similar learning Japanese and her Japanese is a mess
Do you think this will be featured in today's Coconews?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RESxmhuXCAY
>>22972274it isn't a mistake, she awoken to something else instead
>>22972233Just get a private lesson from Coco.
>>22972284nobody in japan knows or cares about this ironic weeb shit
Choco molesting Kanata...
>>22972284no
>>22972284By the way the video has a #Hololive tag (and features their saviour) so it's not offtopic.
>>22972284I hope not, I cant stand quarterpound and his milk toast takes. He's mundanematt with money.
>>22972298Just a mistake he made I'm sure. But it's about Melody and not Hololive, so you can discuss that in the general virtual youtuber thread.
>>22972289She's finally going to make the piggy squeal...
>>22972258This is how I mostly learned English as a secondary language, though to be fair I started at a way younger age (watching western cartoons and playing English games as a kid).By the time I was in middle school I was confident enough to post in English on GameFAQs which helped in learning proper word structure and grammar.
Towa can't even hit 1k...
>>22972298He thinks a camwhore is related to hololive how? Dense cunt.
>>22972334Place your bets. How long till she retires?
>>22972344Month after Luna does.
roboco...
>>22972351So a year.
>>22972344She will transfer to Holostars
>>22972186Kanata is a fucking NERD.
>>22972216Haato being bullied was really cute.
>>22972348Pekora really seems to always do good numbers offa ARK
>>22972373She knows how to make contents from ARK
oh the irony
>>22972373pekora does some very interesting shit. she recently was deep sea diving for one.
>>22972284Im going to watch this with ads enabled just to make you guys mad.
>>22972373Because her Ark stream is usually pretty entertaining.Stuff like kraken hunting and such.
Why wasn't Choco-sensei there? She would have had BTFO all of them except for Coco
>>22972292I'm honestly surprised Kanata agreed to do the Choco collab, I guess in the end sensei is the real stacy of Hololive she has touched everyone
>>22972381kenzoki i swear to god
>>22972381he cute
I guess the T on PPT stands for tsundere now.
>>22972393PPT is a slut
Aaaah, Towa is playing the most boring game of 2019.
>>22972284That's a funny twitter meme but let it live and die there
>>22970893She's not slowing down, she's streaming in between the English tests.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVJch1e4GsAnd she streamed Mr President a few days ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Q3qfjjjTYShe's just streaming in between coco.
>>22972402go away Matsuri
>>22972392How? Had she ever spoke English in her videos before?
>>22972409Man where does she even get time make content for Asacoco?
Choco molesting PPT again.
>>22972427Supposedly it doesn't take long to make those.
>>22972427Her wives, Marine, Choco, and Kanata helps her with that.
>>22972433Is PPT the most molested Hololive?
>>22972433I love that whenever PPT tries to acts cute, the chat always tells her to stop it.
>>22972433PP really can't be S no matter how she wanted to huh
>>22972409>between the English testsThe Haato stream is just her talking about the English test and showing off the answers that didn't make it into the stream. Pretty sure she'll be on her own.
>>22972441Isn't it whenever she gets into a yabai situation? Like getting to close to Matsuri's world.
>>22972454No, they straight up tell her its gross.
Choco's voice is really dangerous
>>22972438Watame...
>>22972441How so? I saw nothing but かわいい when she was acting tsundere and てぇてぇ during 泣き虫
>>22972467has a stalker wife now
>>22972442Oh right, she did say that on her first stream.Then she proceeds to get bullied in the first Asacoco
>>22972461Eh, didn't saw anything like that.
Chill Yoshi streams
>>22972480Dead*
>>22972427Watame do half of the work for her
PPT voice range impressive!
>>22972480the screaming is anything but chill anon
ikemen PP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8VdJwWp3sM hope y'all ready
alright how much money will you throw at the PP
support my wife Towa pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5flI0RSOcwQ
>>22972496Is Tetris Online Poland a different Tetris game than the one she usually plays?
>>22972502nothing, i threw all my money at coco yesterday.
>>22972510you're late it's 10Q time
>>22972496The fuck has this to do with Poland?
>>22972502Why would I give her anything?
>>22972510Jesus, not even 900 viewers, I almost feel bad for her.
>>22972520Tetris Online Japan, reverse engineered by a polish man
>>22972502Coco took everything and I only have 500円 left, so that's all she's getting.
>>22972526Thanks
>>22972532>>22972513Coco will use all her supacha money to donate to PPT
Thank god, she's getting a lot
>>22972502I don't donate to girls that don't show skin.
they should play that super mario battle royale lol
>>22972496My wife Suisei is CUTE!
Oh no SC splash started
>>22972502Only 10 bux since I spent my big one on Subaru beating sans this weekShe's getting showered though so I'm happy for her
How much supacha did Coco make yesterday?
Chat is just SC
>>229725686 mil yen.
>>229725688.9 million, its on her asacoco
Choco being mad about her stolen ASMR hurts. I feel like a terrible person now
>>229725686m yen including foreign currency
time to fully buy power point you silly tenshi
>>22972573893 = yakuza, was a joke
Tenshi is cute and loved.
>>22972586Coco pls
haterbros, where're the dislikes?
People should have gave PPTenshi air superchats instead of real superchats
>>22972496Wtf she is so much faster in TOP than in Tetris 99
I don't know, Tenshi getting SP kinda broke her character as a poor destitute liberal art college student barely living on her T-shirt revenue.
japanese comments are really tame huh, don’t think i’ve seen a single 「xxxちゃんヤリタイ!!!」or something along those lines like and english comment would probably say
PPTenshi capping at 7k on her monetization stream
>>22972598probably more confident with a keyboard than controller
>>22972572>>22972579She made 8.9 million. The one stream that says she only made 5.7-6.0m had an API that didn't count foreign currency which meant his code was shit and inaccurate.
>>22972598You have to micromanage attacking and defending in 99 on top of tetrising
towa sama... be strong
>>22972572>>2297257950k in one stream, amazing.
>>22972617https://twitter.com/Miracle_XYZ/status/1227461893671006208This from the dude who does the monthly superchat calculations.
>>22972617Filthy gaijin currency doesnt matter anyways.
>>22972617>>22972583
P! P! T!
Duck sneezes are interesting
Kanata sold-out coco being kson on her stream. making her always wearing adidas
>>22972601>poor destitute liberal art college student barely living on her T-shirt revenue.That's cuter though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrPnuTCuOv0Please watch Kanata.
That's some amazing hilarious song.
>>22972604There are different ways to say that you want to fuck something.Considering 月は綺麗ですね is the nip versions of We'll bang ok? things are very very different.
Kanata...
Okay. You win Kanata. It was a hard race but you're the best 4th gen afterall.
>>22972009FBK's close to 30 according to a site I found, the usual one didn't have an estimate.
Being able to make a song out of your own memes and bullying... Kanata is powerful
>10k bombstowa samaaaa
PI PI PI PI PI PI PI~
She actually called Towa menhera in her song..
HA DOKKOISHO
2ch and 5ch really hates kanata, she cant even hit 10k viewers on her first monetization stream
>>22972660She has 10k right now dummy
>>22972660They keep doing it. At this rate, she will be forced to retire... Why do we keep allowing them to get away with this?
>>22972660wtf is 5ch
>>22972660>>22972666>5ch/2chOh yes, the ozoroshi kimoota and their 100 dislikes power, Kanata is literally finished oh my gooood
suisei's teaching me new things in tetris
>>22972663it keeps dropping
I can see why Coco wants to devour PP104 now...
Are memes a 4th gen requirement or the result of joining it?
>>22972668It's the other 2ch
Guys please don't forget about Towa...
kanatq and watame subs went way up though, last I checked watame had like 70k
>>22972660>2ch and 5chI don't give a fuck, don't bring them up here
this makes coco goal to make Hololive house pretty hard to achieve
>>22972673It's youtube being weird
>>22972672just think what she'll be able to accomplish now
>>22972646That makes the matsuri x FBK pair more cuter
>>22972660If that's true they will be just making everyone else think their opinion on anything at all is completely worthless.So nothing changed, I guess.
>>22972660Look, I like going through 5ch occasionally to see meltdowns and doomposting but theres no point bringing them up. They're irrelevant.
>>22972697Imagine if a Holostar passed Roboco, Luna or Towa.
ohnonono PPT unleashing her true power level other 4th gens btfo'd
Kanata's Gurenge is giving me intense goosebumps...
I'M FEELING IT TENSHI WHOA!!!
>>22972672I'm bad at tetris and watching Suisei play makes me want to get better. Her tetris streams are pretty relaxing too, even the parts where she gets excited.
>>22972707
The voice of an angel, literally.
daily reminder
that was really good though
888888888That was great.
>>22972695Early 20s and late 20s isn't bad anon.>>22972697>>22972707Why is Roboco unpopular? Also like how you didn't list Flare, she's made it!
I want to hear Kanata and Watame duet on something
Towa just needs more porn
i really really like kanata but her cute act is really obvious compared to most of the other girls lol
I like this Tenshi. Always fun and entertaining.
>>22972574You should
SOURAN SOURAN!
PPTenshi's BGM is magical
>>22972727Yeah I like that pairing a lot more now, I also want to throw norio in there for reasons.
>>22972732ye she needs the be herself more and she would be popular af
For those of you who play Tetris, how good is Suisei actually?
What do the Nishinari shrine and Nishinari queen comments refer to ?
>>22972749she's already the second most popular 4th gen though
>>22972754>how good is Suisei actually?She's okay. Haato is better than her.
i think too bruh lmao ffs
>>22972754Good enough to be a pro.
>>22972754High pro level. Not godly, but up there.
>>22972757It's the old man that watami drawn for asacoco
fucking EOPs with their essays super chat
>>22972757Coco, keep up>>22972760Really? Haven't watched Haato play before.
>>22972768She got a perfect score on the test, so her English is way above Haato's.
>>22972768wtf i hate kanata now
PPTenshi only earns 700k yen on her 38 minute stream
>>22972768he does know she won't read thru today's shit because there are too many
>>22972768ohnonono you guys told me EOPs don't supacha their chuubas what now
i guess it really is a fact that women love tetris
Test results
>>22972754She is pretty good. Probably around top 2000-1000 in ranking>>22972760Lol no, Suisei wasted her unless this is some kind of joke im missing
>>22972781Aqua is really a genius. her knowledge is so advanced for us
>>22972781Akua...
>>22972781Kanata PPTensai!
>>22972784There is no joke. Haato is really better than her.
>>22972781Test of what?
>>22972781Which stream is this test from? I missed it I guess.
>>22972781Thought Mio would be above FBK
>>22972806Choco's stuff>>22972784Probably should've spent less time playing tetris and more time on idol training bruh
>>22972802>>22972806Choco's test, I wish more people goes on haneru's test though.
>>22972781This is from Chocos test you EOPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oln_Z2h20Q0&list=PLbk25bH74T5Y4f2H1NVkdMo1hJtIiLZLNhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15jPbk6d_MdhP7_5oAqyowq0CBYK24pnTMrGx8Mf2g34/edit#gid=1741867315
>>22972770Haato is good at Tertris99 Suisei is good at Tetris, which Tetris you aks? yes. . .
>>22972781Kanata is the true last boss. Coco is just dancing in her hand. She's going to stream Yandere Simulator and use SP money to fund Star Citizen
>>22972768Good for him at least he's supporting her instead of being a worthless shitposter unlike you.
>>22972814I'm an EOP and even I knew it was Choco's test
>>22972825Aww Chaz you feel called out?
>>22972827he's just mad for some reason, probably that they don't know about choco
Cute Shionhttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm35890849https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36352737
>>22972639P! P! T!https://youtu.be/vrPnuTCuOv0?t=841
What else should Suisei stream besides Tetris and singing?
the 2nd holoLIVE event can't come fast enough...
>>22972843is she copying coco? she's sounding like coco now
>>22972781But Noel is supposed to be muscle-brained...
>>22972790I mean Haato isn't bad but Suisei is like on another level compared to her in both 99 and Online Poland. Haato has like a 10% win rate while Suisei has like 25% win rate.
>>22972758Watame though
>>22972861Kanata is Kson's voice actor
>>22972861She actually has a nice voice for one
>>22972850Drawing
>>22972864a brain that works out!
>>22972781Rushi4...
>>22972864Leaders can't be stupi- well the leader of hololive fantasy can't be stupid.
>>22972868watame's more popular here but kanata still has 3k on her
>>22972888boing boing very sexy
>>22972865Shh, she's better than Suisei in his dreams, don't ruin his headcanon.
>>22972781I got the feeling Coco would have gone considerably further than she did had the questions been in English.
>>22972781Pekora tops!
why is flare building her house far away from everyone else's
>>22972902Not to mention half the questions are about Japan, which is a bit unfair to Coco.
>>22972930I think it's fine to use Coco as a "if you score below this you should really be worried" kind of goal exactly because of that though.
>>22970000and the1st best tetris 99 player was commenting in chat
>>22972911Homomura is already at it full capacity
>>22972911hololive resistance?
Rushia sure loves unloading her menhera baggage onto mea
I made the Aqua test and I got 2 questions right
>>22972911at least in 3 hours she progressed what the others did in 10 hours
Don't supacha Towa, buy turkish views for her insteadthank you
>>22972865Haato beat Suisei 1v1.
>>22973005heh my girl suisei... was barely using 1% of her powers...
Kanata with subtle Coco = Kson joke.
That PP end card...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWWNyzQfMo
>>22973005Once and she was going easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWWNyzQfMowew
>>22973018oh he finished it!
>>22973034>she was going easy
>>22973035The best.
>>22973005It's true, her record is now 1-15 against Suisei.
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1227602494701748224 5 minute long stream from korone
>>22973018>>22973036hahaharemember when i pointed out he got tired of coloring after shading sora and one poster flipped out?why was that guy so sensitive again?
>>22973035The only thing missing here is her glasses.
>>22973018Korone what are you doing there?
>>22973050This is a nice thumbnail
>>22973056she's spotted some mighty fine onigiri.
>>22973050I can't believe Okayu is fucking dead
>>22973056Unpacking a snack
>>22973035
What's the deal with korone's mascot monstrosity thing anyway
hororaibu girls english no good, no?every thing andstadeddumb foreigner
>Even though I'm flying, I sort of feel like a tuna.How accurate is my mistranslation of her mistranslation?Before you answer, send my sentence to a ESL and have him translated it back into Japanese again
>>22973050
>>22973075Eh, it's close to "I'm so far gone man, kinda like a tuna."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plF06211Asw Haato showing everyone's answers.
>>22973060>school daysHMMMMMMMMMM
the discord is making fun of us again...they can't keep getting away with this
>>22973112it's okay they don't even know japanese
Luna has a long neck!
>>22973112who?
>>22973110cuesed stream
keep in mind the long necks are a byproduct of the live2d rigging artist needing the extra length in order to have the heads look up
>>22973112Just post a picture of The Quartering. Day ruined for them. Discordfags, literally useless.
Time for Haato to expose the JOPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7C2GjeYg_M get in before it ends in 3 minutes
>>22973050>this is my life now
haato is a case where i really like the design of the avatar but i'm not too crazy about the person behind it
Korone................
>>22973132And it's gone.
3 minute stream nice
>>22973132It's 5:13 bub
>>22973112based fellow discord spy
Not as fast as Kanata's RTA no parroting stream.
lmao it fucking ended
DEVILISH HAATO
>>22973155What a bunch of clucks holy shit
>>22973112>>22973155I hope you faggots get banned too.
>>22973155That's really cute that they think we can't tell their samefagging apart. Keep "trolling" guys!
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1227596037205872640 haato...
>>22973162
hosimati
I'm soo happy for spergy and brain problems seeing them in support groups, that must help their families out a lot.
>>22973155ESLcord, nothing but trash at that place.
suityan
>>22973194It's Hoshimati.
>>22973194>>>/twitterurl/
>>22973217isn't this screenshot from the autistic anon who complained about discord boogeymens for weeks?
Na no ra.
you guys are really desperate for a bite huh
helicopter%
Shion...
>>22973282What would happen if you put your finger in there?
i can't believe mio wants to take over the world...
AV in miko's stream
>>22973290She dies
>>22973290It would be extremely smelly.
Matsuri really wants to see the Moruru part of Moruruna doesn't she. Pre-stream EOPs once again being ignorant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsOS-bDbOg
umm bros i thought shion was a harvard graduate???
>>22973320She graduated at Being Small, with honors.
oh yes i'd like danchou to mark me with her feet
I'm deeply offended
>>22973344BROWN people btfo
Marine wish to get browned in a gym with blind fold on.
>>22973344Are you brown anon?
>>22973344don't let /fit/ see this!
>>22973344>brown men have no brain>brown men are poop/fit/ is finished
mio is fucking savage
I really hope you guys are yellow, white or black. No browns here, please.
>>22973363>>22973356>>22973355>>22973347dekinai
imagine being dumber than Haato, /jp/ BTFO'd
>>22973372Confirmed for not watching the stream.
>>22973372You can't be this dumb
What is Coco/Kson's powerlevel? I mean like physically, which or how many chuubas she can take on in a fisticuff?
of course noel was the one with the right answer to the gym question (just needs better phrasing)
>>22973410I don't think she could win against most of the fit holos, noel or subaru would be a insta loose for her.
>>22973410
Dying.
>>22973410would be tough when aqua got that tard strength
>BOMB IS KIDSwtf mel>missile is childrenshion yo...
>>22973426................................
>>22973434Mio is just shitposting the whole stream
>>22973372Pig confirmed for Browned!
>[FUCK YOU] small voice
YAGOO is love.
>>22973448>[FUCK YOU] small voiceMio has top tier answers.
Thankfully Miko didn't put to use what she learned from playing GTA V.
>>22973477"WHAT?"
Technically, what Mio answered was good enough.
Just checked PPT's video, I can believe she fucking doxxed Coco
>>22973498is bat=bet ?
>>22973514but
Fubuki finally found the Ice Wyvern
>>22973410Someone needs to make a Hololive (or better yet, vtuber) tier list in terms of fighting strength. That being said I think Korone can fuck her shit up.
What's with the shit colors on some creatures? Is that a feature or it's just ARK being a buggy mess?
>>22973560It's a valentine event thing. Lots of pink and red creatures until 18th.
>>22973560I dunno man, you can breed monsters and get hybrids iirc.
>>22973546Aren't there a bunch of super robot vtubers or something? They would just stomp most of human ones.Oh and Noel is the strongest Hololiver.https://youtu.be/eA268DT2BvY?t=61
>>22973560You mean the pink one?Its Valentine patch.
Coco had been swolling up on them borgars for years before coming to Japan. The carbeating womanlets can't even compete.
Fubuki...
Miko just made a baby.
bros when is ayame coming back...
>>22973612Why does she want the ice baby so bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKkLQFdkjbk
>>22973636In 8 months
>>22973655cute, just needed the song playing in the back.
>>22973639to complete the wyvern collection of course
>>22973238spergkun was attacking some random anon only, you can check archives from month ago to see spergs first screenshot of twitter to know who sperg is and who he was attacking
Damn, haato sounds like she was really nervous in that collab, Coco really gave her the shook, huh.
>>22973766She couldn't even sleep the night before.
>>22973573Korone is strong though (中の人)
>>22973766Imagine if you were co-hosting a Japanese test alongside an ESL Japanese person.I'd be pretty shook too, and the other person wouldn't even need to do anything.Though in this case it's Coco we're talking about so we expect her to do something.
>>22973766It was just that she had never hosted a large collab like this before.
Anyone listen to Kanata's singing earlier? I'm just getting to is and it's crazy how good she is, definitely rivals Suisei and Watame at singing.
>>22973766The weak must fear the strong.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/79433808
>>22973827Very nice.
>>22973766The format was a problem too, i think she never read out Noel's answers. It was probably the right call since they only had an hour to do it all
>>22973827I sometimes forget that pixiv still exists, there's still nice stuff there.
>>22973827Very nice
>>22973834>i think she never read out Noel's answers. She did, but only one.
Fubuki stream has become very relaxing.
>>22973929Yeah, really enjoying the relatively quiet ARK stream compared to some of the others.
What if your favorite chuuba is actually a JAV actress in real life?
fubuki killing wyverns without batting an eye wew
>>22974005I'd collect their works. Asami Imai is one of my favorite VA's and I have all the eroge where she has a major role archived.
>>22974023spoken like a true coomer
>>22974005I'd have a hard boner and fappeople dont appreciate the appeal of cute AND lewd
https://twitter.com/milk_merry_/status/1227445253185114112double sheep collab soon!
>>22974005I would be deeply saddened.
there's something wrong with pekora's laughterdoes she do that on purpose or is it her real laugh
>>22974050Things are about to get fluffy and cute!
>>22974054??????
>>22974054fake and real in the same time
Oh no no no Coco retweeted /pol/man's topic about melody
>>22974054Why are you people like this?
>>22974005>Coco's voice in an AVWoul pay hundreds to see that disasterIf it was my second favorite then I would get the strangest boner with a duck AV
>>22974072oomen mad
>>22974005>Towa AVIs an amateur recording of her weekly private sessions with her boss, isn't?
>>22974050I'm all for this. Considering Merry's situation chances are we'll never hear of this again though.
>>22974005I'd fap to it of course, what else would you do with that piece of information?
>>22974005Go back to your containment thread drone
Miko bought ARK season pass. No saving her now
>>22974072Confirmed for asakoko. Shaveable asakoko when?
Miko has said the N word during her GTAV stream and now she said it again last night. How does she get away with this?
>>22973035Can you blame PP Tenshi, that's what Coco was wearing when she went to her house.
>>22974119Must of bought the N-Word pass like she bought the ARK season pass.
Why did Coco do this?
Does Miko wake up this time or she didn't sleep yet?
>>22974142Why not?
>>22974149He's...not the type of person she should be promoting you know. He helped a bit, it's over. Why does she use her influence to promote him again?
>>22974142Her plan is to turn homolive into true erolive and destroy the company have you not been paying attention to her vids
>>22974142Because after all the good things we got from her, she had to do something that would be used to shitpost on this thread. Balance and all I guess, but Melody is not Hololive, if you want to discuss her, do in the other thread.
>>22974168But Coco IS Hololive.
>>22974168It doesn't belong in the other thread either.
>>22974142So, when can we expect a collab between Coco and Melody?
>>22974165So the holohouse is going to be a brothel?
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1227663562513862658WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
>>22974142didn't anon who watched the video said that guy hashtag hololive with it because he a retard that doesn't understand vtubers
>>22974174All vtubers belong in that thread, that includes camwhores too.
>>22974186秘密です。
>>22974196She isn't a vtuber.
>>22974186Full blown lewd 3D yuri stream on valentines
>>22974186You know what.
>>22974142She's drunk on money right now, probably wants his viewers
>>22974199
>>22974186Did one make the other pregnant? Which one of them did it???
>>22974196>All vtubers belong in that threadyou mean all Japanese vtubers
>>22974186They're てぇてぇ-ing up a storm.
I still love Haato...
>>22974142who cares? if she's interested in NA boring politics drama let her be
>>22974217Then why are you cheating on her with another sheep Watame?
>>22974186Valentine's day offcollab ASMR of them てぇてぇ together. Deal lord I need that.
it's happening ever seen a nude sheep
>>22974214No, the vtuber thread is a containment thread for all the virtual camwhore shitpost.
>>22974142Oh god, it is getting a reference on asacoco, isn't it?
>>22974142He even talked about the possibility of being approached by Hololive and become a vtuber
>>22974072Mel/Roboco/Towa on chaturbate soon?
>>22974229how many different pussy juices do you think watame is covered with?
magine holostars being reborn and TheQuarterpounder becoming a part time vtuber being the Coco of the boys.
>>22974259Such a great influence on hololive.
>>22974252ahon second thought, you're right
>>22974274I'd rather not.
>>22974186Playing some ancient kusoges obviously
>>22974182With how many of them do whore level side jobs and how most have done H ASMR in the past it wouldnt be surprising
>>22974288Korone only plays bakages, never played a kusoge in her life
>>22974274Well, at least Holostars would have an audience.
Would you join Hololive or Nijisanji if you ever had a chance to be a chuuba?Which one would more enjoyable to join as a whole?
>>22974301I'm a male so it would have to be Nijisanji
Miko really likes ARK, huh
>>22974301Depends. I'd have an easier time forming a harem on Nijisanji as a male, but I prefer Homolive.
>>22974301I don't particularly like much social interaction so being a Holostar would be fine.
>>22974301Wouldn't be better to ask this on the other thread?
>>22974272Clearly she hasn't had enough yet.
>>22974320It turns out that Watame was the real carnivore all along.
>>22974274>TheQuarterpounder becoming a part time vtuberThat's not how it works.
>>22974295But she played Ark
>>22970391Suisei jokes about being 18 but it's not like she tries to hide her age or anything. Just recently she said she started playing Tetris at kindergarten on a Gameboy Color, with that alone you can infer she was 4-5 years old at the end of the 90s and realize she's probably in her mid-20s now and would've been in the early 20s when she tried to be an idol, which isn't exactly old for an idol, but old to start being one.
I really like Kirameki rider
>>22974080Actually there's even better : have Coco or Subaru dub an ero-manga/doujinshi. I'd die of laughter from that.>>22974142Coco attributes the return of her (and Hololive's as a whole) monetization from him and the video he made about the subject of demonetized vtubers.She probably follow him since and retweeted that since it has to do with vtubers as well.
>>22974080Would it be an AV where Donald Duck is isekaied into our world and is a cute girl?
>>22974429>Donald Duck is isekaied into our world and is a cute girl?That's just Subaru.
>>22974426you going to have Miko wanting join them because that close to her dream
>>22974434And she's fucked by Sans
>>22974451boned is a better term anon
>>22974451"くそおおおおお!なぜ行き止まらないの"Forgive my shit niponese.
>>22974337warming them up for Coco to eat later
Miko's fucking losing it
>>22974503she needs the security detail to deal with sudden interruptions no torches to prevent spawns
>>22974549I wish those bottles were my penises
>>22974549Why are they stepping on coke bottles?
>>22974568how many penises do you have?
>>22974549This kind of non-smut footfaggery is exactly what the ToS meant by not damaging the honor and dignity of the characters. Make proper smut, you cowards, the girls deserve it.
>>22974301Hololive, just so I can hug Shion and tell her everything will be okay.
>>22974568what kind of creature are you?
40 minutes until つのまきじゅうけん, guessing yesterday was "gun". Oh that Watame.
>>22974609>じゅうけんsorry, I don't get the joke
>>22974609I'm using Spock today.
>>22974609You idiot, that was clearly a lightsaber.
>>22974618It's normally つのまきじゃんけん (Tsunomaki Janken/RPS). Used じゅう as Gun.>>22974628>>22974623Can Hololives into Sci-Fi? Maybe Matsuri can after her Hooman translation, channeling her inner Ferengi.
>>22974609i'm gonna go for kevlar just to be sure
>>22974638As soon as Haato put that up I knew it had to be Matsuri. Only she would come out with a gem like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIr9iASfFkhaato...
>>22974682Haato, just get your cute ass back to Minecraft already, or Ark at least.
>>22974682>>22974688maybe she should open a free line for gaijin to talk too, having conversations with actual native speakers helps a lot with learning WHAT WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT ANON?!
>>22974682what a smart
>>22974688atleast she's cute with her little crown
>>22974693I'd brag about my C2 and N3
>>22974696long live the queen she should play that game
>>22974688Coco really threw her off, didn't she
>>22974693I'd tell her "Haato, just get your cute ass back to Minecraft already, or Ark at least."
God, how I wish I was Haato's personal pig today. She would come home really angry at Coco and vent all of that frustration on me, kicking and beating.
I wonder how they decide on the character gimmicks, like being an angel or dragon or catgirl or whatever. Doesn't seem like it changes much at all, so is it just the designer going "ok this is cute so lets go with it"?
>>22974723She would just get embarrassed and start crying and lock herself in her room
>>22974609I will use scissors today, I hope she doesn't use some nonsensical thing like Coco or sheep.
i have reliable insider information that coco will talk about her bad dragon collection next asacoco
Scissors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwSD2UUVFIgwatame no uta in less than 5 min get in here
>>22974778today is rock for sure
The janken segment will be replaced with something else today
>>22974790I hope it's more Watame English.
Don't forget to watch along with Miko too!https://youtu.be/oLQITkOmlxA
now i have no idea what to expect from today's watame no uta after yesterday
>>22974801Hopefully we get some Aikatsu or PriPara
>>22974799No the sync is off and it throws it all off.
>>22974808Anon, you know she puts the songs in the description, right?
almost forgot watame likes yokai watch
>>22974816Don't lift the curtain I like a surprise!
Watching Miko watch Watame, is how it should be.
>>22974801I thought the finger was pointing up because the Japanese version of RPS has a component where you try to get people to look in a certain direction if you win in the first part.
this one's for the kids...
>>22974824pure pleasure
Watame's poop stinks!
Welp guess it's another draw
DRAW
stuck with the forecast from yesterday and rock came through for me, gun won't throw me off so easily sheep
wtf scissorbros....
rockbros we made it
That was some cute sheep shenanigans
i won easy
really have no idea what the hell coco was talking about today
I won losers.
second loss, fuck
I'm fine with a draw, it's not a loss.
I haven't won even once against the sheepI'm starting to think she hynotizes or something
I didn't lost today!!
>>22974873you're just shit at janken
>>22974873
>>22974877the absolute state of esl's
Coco's live bros!
>>22974884At least I haven't traded necks with Donald Trump!
>>22974888Say that again after using periods and capitalizing your shit like a human being, retard.
>>22974906no lol
Fuck her up Coco, make Haato regret it.
>>22974906imagine putting effort into 4chan posts lol
MIKO NO
Coco is teaching hololive bad things
Chekera...
オンよ...
Miko exposed!
>>22974935FAQ!
>>22974906who hurt you, beacuse maybe this site aint for you
We Are We AreFUCK YOU
ayame...
Is Coco high today? She forgot her BGM two fucking times.
>>22974936Miko has been doing the FAQ long before Coco.
Haato is going to get her revenge.I'd like to think she's watching every Coco stream for a mistake.
>>22974922>>22974928>>22974944The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
>>22974957Overworked, Kson might stop soon.
>>22974957yes, high income
>>22974957Asacoco overdose finally getting to her.
Oh fuck she's gonna talk about it
Oh dear, here we go.
nooooooooooooooooooo
Fucking hell, not this guy.
Fucking Coco. Fuck off with this shit
oh no no no no
coco...
Oh boy
Holobros.... I dont feel so good
You weren't expecting anything else from the Hololive designated shitposting channel, were you?
Coco's new boyfriend!
no why coco is pushing this guy again? is he stalking her or something
THIS IS ONE OF EILENE'S CRIMES
OH FUCK NO
She's gone too far this time
COCO NOT THIS STOOOOOOOOP
shut the fuck up Coco
I saw you. You thought I wouldn't, but I did.
Abe is gonna personally contact Yagoo and tell him that this is not ok
Holy fuck Coco stop
worst news ever
STREAMLABS RTA
wtf I want to die from Korone virus now
big brain coco reviving her streamlabs plan again
Instead of covering the news she covers the tweet of a literal neckbeard.Glad I never SC her.
>Real newsEw
>>22974259Well, fuck...
/pol/man really is the hero of vtubers
Will she advertise Yuzuki Rin now too?
Coco...
i guess coco wanting to cover news outside of hololive was inevitable... but not like this...
Dislikes didn't spike, and superchats droppedPeople love this
Melody is gonna get picked up by Hololive!
america was a mistake
Coco likes them greasy and stinky.
She's easing the viewers to the idea of Erolive.
>>22975017you better now if you want to ever
Kson is making a backup plan for chaturbate.
That's a screeshot from today's stream.Coco did her own research.
>>22975043isn't she using a koikatsu model for her avatarjust release the card
Pasties going to get Coco demo'd!
>>22975023Look at all those JAVs!
Hahahahaha, I knew it would happen. Glad I expected it!
make it stop
>>22975038choco has another way to do things!
>>22975047were you there too, anon?
Imagine donating ¥50000 twice and this guy appears on air two times before you.
Flare....
Thank you Flare, laying down the law.
How many times will she stretch this switch shit, buy it or not holy shit.
Please don't bring Fuutan into this Coco
>>22975038New sub-group called HoloXXX with Coco, Choco, Marine and Mel soon.
>>22975065But Flare upgraded or replaced her PC to play ARK, so Switch needed here...
What a fucking genius, look at that supacha
>>22975070she is clearly baiting donos with it
she just out of content and tired the next news will be better r...right guys
She knows how to bait some supachas, telling people "Switch代" is forbidden
This is the first time I noticed Coco's yellow highlight on the right side of her head. Jesus.
Is this the greatest chuuba betrayal?
>>22975078Don't forget Noel.
When are they firing coco's manager and getting someone to actually manage her
I like melody
>>22975103No one can manage Coco.
Like it or hate it, Coco clearly knows what she is doing. Coco news is like TMZ but with vtubers. I hope she eventually covers nijisanji as well.
>>22975109Not even Coco.
>>22975089It certainly feels like she's out of content.
>>22975089I've been finding it more boring each passing week, she really shouldn't have gotten rid of cooking time if she doesn't have any funny ideas
>>22975089I miss the skits they do with PPtrio and also there's too much AEK stuffs on the news now.
>>22975116She hinted at them yesterdy, claiming that the pandemic had spread to "yojirokuji"
No CM this time. I don't think she's out of content, it's just that one news story took up a lot of time. Maybe all this streaming is finally catching up to her.
>>22975109How about they hire that k-son girl?
>>22975089I'd rather have more Kanata bullying than real news shit
coco didn't even cover pp104's monetization stream...
>>22975136It's funny you mention that because after AsaCoco today is AsaArk. Coming in 5mins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6ixqa0esVI
>>22975116>Coco clearly knows what she is doingShe's just raiding of the untapped weeb train and abusing the sheepish nature of the Japanese by being overly expressive and while funny she's not really talented.
>>22975089It is to be expected. At first it looked unique and entertaining, and as time goes on, it becomes boring and lame, as if it loses its charms. I'll still watch it until the huge shitshow happens which will be a pure entertainment for me.
Is 20 min too short?Should Asacoco be expanded to 30? Would overwork kill Coco?
The ride never ends.
>>22975141she got triggered with PPTenshi doxing her
>>22975136No corner is there every week, not even the weather report.
>>22975136There is no way she can do asacoco 5days a week and not run out of content. Your going to have days wear asacoco is rather bland.
>>22975149>funny
>>22975150I know it's free advertising and all with how popular she is but I still wish my favorite chuubas aren't covered in Asacoco
>>22975160based PP104
So what now, do we hate Coco again?
Manechan to Coco Prezent Smile, Bat She say [FUCK YOU] small voice
>>22975165She's gotten a few giggles out of you and you know it.Still a cunt for shitting on Haato today though
i think hiring coco was a mistake bros...
I can see why Towa is avoiding her. Based Towa not sucking Cocko.
>>22975177No, this was perfectly acceptable. Leave it to autists on /jp/ to get upset by a shitpost by someone who says she's going to shitpost. Retards.
>>22975180I thought it was funny a month ago.
>>22975188Just unsubscribed from Coco and subbed to Towa.
isn't Miko already playing the update?
>>22975181>He realizes this just NOW
how long until coco gets banned from bilibili?
What's wrong with real news? I mean this isn't too far away from the realm of vy.
Speaking of Towa, she has a crush on Suisei now.https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1227549803032170496https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1227550142309359618They're my two favorites so I hope this leads to a collab.
>>22975177I haven't watched a single one of her streams not called AsaCoco so I can't say I hate her, she just doesn't interest me.
>>22975177There's no "we". There have been autists obsessed with anti-Coco shitposting since day one and that is not going to change. They got nothing to say once it's been revealed that she made $60k+ in her monetization stream and now all they can do is parrot kson kson, spoiler kson, or asacoco actually sucks now guys.
>>22975180>Still a cunt for shitting on Haato today thoughI didn't watch it yet, how did she shit on her?
>>22975144On now, but her audio issues continue...
>>22975206Patrician taste Towachi.
>>22975188I can't believe Towa was the Archangel (True) all along
I would be fine with Coco doing her news show twice a week of it meant quality content. I just don't think she can keep doing five times a week anymore.
Ah yes, another wave of "coco is a mistake" "coco fad will die in a month or two" posting, /jp/tards will totally get it right this time, right? right?
>>22975180Why though. Haato deserves to get shitted on on that stream.even matsuri shit on her horrible english on that stream.
>>22975160Has coco ever mentioned Adidas while streaming as coco? ppt would know her love just from going over there and it being her only wardrobe
>>22975206I agree with her, watching Suichan play tetris is kimochii.
>>22975212Haato got caught being a faggot to watamemio is the real winner on that stream anyway
>>22975136>>22975152Asacoco is a very tough show to make when you think about it. It's daily, has to be somewhat scripted, you have to organize collabs and scripts for the skits, choose what relevant topic you need to cover, and then proceed to present everything live in front of an audience. All of that without a professional team behind her.It's a morning show made by a bunch of nip NEETs in between streams. I'm more than willing to forgive the occasional boring episode.
Today episode was just average, but it's fine like this. The only real problem was the missing BGM, but you can forgive her for that, can't you?
This thread is hilarious.
We lost, coco is too strong.
>>22975180>Still a cunt for shitting on Haato today thoughUnironically based.
>>22975177I love Coco but hate her sometimes, for Japan the Melody stuff will not really change anything, it's really tame stuff compared with other shit that went in the vutber universe in the past and it's nothing new for them, but for these threads will lead to a lot of shitposting.
Big Brain Towa playing the long game, knows Coco will destroy herself eventually
>>22975212She keep on nitpicking every little error Haato would make on her English, either directly on indirectly.
>>22975225>coco fad will die in a month or twoIt will tho.
>>22975177/jp/'s mood swings regarding her have been pretty funny. Have her give attention to someone they don't like and suddenly she's a terrible person who has never been had any ability or entertainment value.
Quarter pounder really triggered a lot of people here.
>>22975211Uhmm bro i think you made a mistake because it's actually $80k+
who cuesed coco she's having bad luck since yesterday?
Haato's english is perfectly fine and she'll prove it someday, I'm sure
>>22975206>so I hope this leads to a collabNot with that inferiority complex and social anxiety.
>>22975242Good
>>22975244Anon, 167 posters in thread so far, /jp/ is not a single person.
Coco's basically weaponised asacoco to be this powerhouse of a stream that serves to draw attention to certain topics or chuubas to an audience of almost 20k. She probably just wants to do all she can to shake up the scene, whether a bunch of people posting on an Maldivian rockskipping forum gets upset is probably the least of her concerns.
>>22975227no, but with ppt always visiting kson on her house, she already know that kson only have gopnik outfit
So will Coco go out with a bang or quietly die off? I'm putting my bet on slowly losing everyone's interest and fading away
>>22975226>Haato deserves to get shittedI still don't see any other member telling Coco off on how vulgar and rough she is or how annoying Matsuri lesbian act is.
>>22975242Well that collab was screaming Haato bullying material so she asked for it.
>>22975160I don't know why a public figure wouldn't have their steam profile private, or at the very least be appearing as invisible, so it's really not PP's fault. Having "friend is now playing x" messages turned on is pretty dumb, though.
>>22975242no she didn't. Coco barely spoke during the collab
>>22975206Based taste, Towa-sama!
>>22975259Nijisanji is next. Sasaki better watch her back.
>>22975260Shion called Coco on that didn't she?
>>22975240It's not so much about it being an entirely new thing but foreign ones don't normally manage to get this much attention and the story about real people getting jealous of a 2D girl makes for an amusing anecdote.
>>22975261probably did wonders for her already low self esteem
Coco reminds me of some pro wrestler.
>>22975242And? It's like the perfect ochi that Haato became the king. You can't set up a better natural ending. Everyone had fun with it, including chat and Haato.
>>22975242She pointed out like 3 mistakes, and one of them was not actually a mistake.
>>22975250i think haatos issue is she only really learned eigo out of necessity rather then desire. its not like she likes being away from japan, and shes talked about having anxiety about speaking english before. shes probably not going to improve her english a lot if shes just wishing she was back in japan speaking nihon all the time
>>22975232I wasn't complaining, per se. Just concerned about her well-being since she's all over the place.
>>22975242That was obviously planned, so that Haato would get the crown.
>>22975240Solution: stop coming here.
what is the best way to reveal the inevitable day of her buying the Switch?asacoco?【Important Announcement】 ?drop a picture of it on twitter to get that sweet 10K rts ?
>>22975211I say the same thing I have thought for weeks. Asacoco was funny at first but it got boring once the shock value wore off and the voice she puts on for coco is sounds overly forced and is annoying to listen to for me. Besides that I don't really care about her. I don't watch Ark streams so never really see her.If she is successful with it though then good for her I guess? It's OK to if people like things I don't.
>>22975289[graduation announcement]
Quarterpounder did more to help vtubers (by helping (no not fully being the one responsible, but helping) them get back monetization) than anyone here. Not trying to be a fanboy, but this is a simple fact.
coco x melody collab when
Let's forget about the news, and let's talk about what the fuck is Coco doing in her ARK stream.
>>22975286Eh, it's not like have anywhere else to go.
>>22975265It's not even the steam profile. It's most likely the edited picture of Coco with the Adidas shirt. >>22973035
If /pol/ came, acted like a retard, ignored basic etiquette and started shitting on your stuff and they tell it was planned you wouldn't reply the same way you're doing now.Why does Coco gets a free pass from you while doing exactly the same on there?
god when will this ark fad die out
>>22975308I wonder the same in everyone's Ark stream
>>22975275杞憂スプラッシュ
>>22975283That's something I'm worried about as well desu. I think she should really slow down a bit on the streaming, it will also allow her to organize a bit better. She can't improve on her singing, interact with her senpais, take care of the Ark server, do Asacoco and stream all day every day. She's going to have to take a break at this rythm.
Just showing server settings right now.
>>22975317When something else kills it, i hope it's fast.Fuck Minecraft was way better than this.
>>22974005I could see Aqua Participating in those staged sharking videos....as the assailant, of course.
>>22975308I just leave Ark streams in the background. It's probably more fun to play than to watch.
I don't think it even matters if Coco dies. She was surviving just fine it seems back when she was just Kson. In fact I can see it, the final chuuba that gets Coco boosted is Kson. I don't think she has anything to lose except some of what she's gained.
>>22975308Showing the server settings
>>22975322I really doubt she's doing Asacoco all by herself.
>>22975316Because big numbers make me feel like I chose the right thing to support.
>>22975304I wouldn't really care about him and Melody. Fuck, I have nothing against the idea of those virtual masturbers.I just hate how /pol/ and /v/ related it currently is.
>>22975316Depends. If I have to pick between 10 /pol/tards fighting each other constantly and shitting on everything, or the one spergout-kun we currently have... I think I'd rather welcome /pol/.
>>229753177 days to die looks like it will snuff it out a bit but i dont expect ark to die until animal crossing is out
>>22975340She's obviously not, but she's still the one in charge and she's the one streaming it live, that's already a huge amount of work.
>>22975352holy shit those are going to be some comfy streams
>>22975304The ineptitude of their managers and Hololive administrative staff plus her shameless way of using it as an easy way to get Weeb bucks doesn't condone how she literally put aside her Japanese audience in favor of a guy who literally just twitter some word.You and her knows how this shit works, it would hurt that after all the support you gave this one person she started talking about this guy who came over literally five days ago and he somehow deserves more recognition than you.
>>2297531736 days from now
>>22975370*twitted some words
>>22975304I'm ok with him, but I know nothing about the guy except that he's a drama attention seeking youtuber, for Japan not much will change with all of this stuff, but with the Melody stuff these threads will have a lot of derail to not-Japanese related content.
>>22975340The parts other people do are credited so she pretty much does.
>>22975378It's tweeted.
>>22975370Her Japanese audience doesn't care and is actually grateful to Quarterpounder. Also she barely mentioned him, the main subject was Project Melody. She's giving some foreign news to her JP audience, that's about it.You're just jelly at this point.
I for one liked this AsaCoco episode. It's been a long while since I've had the "Fuck she's going to be banned for this, right" experience, that almost every other episode had in the beginning.
What happen to my comfy hololive thread?Is there just one really vocal person about quarterpounder or are people really that unhappy about it?
Coco: yes i plan to migrate the characters but it really depends on genesis environment
>>22975370The Japanese might actually like Melody, it isn't like they are aware of all the /pol/ bullshit she's involved with.And there's nothing wrong with it.
>>22975370seems like hololive wanted to have a vtuber for weebs but not in an obvious way she still speak japanese but nothing related to vtuber or anything like singing , otaku games or anything like that
>>22975399This.
>>22975404Too many DTs with tiny assholes.
>>22975205her end goal is getting streamlabs
>>22975404people having a hard time grasping the fact that other people are allowed to like things they dislike and vice versa
>>22975404It's only me
>>22975403At least she didn't go as far as going full /pol/fagging so I didn't mind that much. The Melody one I don't really give a shit.
>>22975404Coco mentioning him gave antis an excuse to shitpost.
>>22975426I wasn't even aware there was any /pol/fagging around this whole melody shit.
>>22975435Some people(idiots) think it's /pol/fagging if the Gamergate Youtubers talk about it.
>>22975410They should probably just drop the whole idol project pretence if they are going to keep going in this direction.
>>22975404>are people really that unhappy about it?I haven't posted about it before but I just don't want attention drawn to this /pol/ kinda stuff>>22975435depends on how you define it I guess, even the good old "it's cartoon so it's going to draw in kids" is overdone in the real world (I think)
>>22975370Get out Brandon. Go steal more NND videos.
>>22972781PPT is a fucking NERD.
>>22975404Told you about Hololive bro
>>22975435She retweeted something along the lines "first virtual camewhore appears, roasties on suicide watch" In my opinion it would have been alright if she just put something about the virtual girl and not mention the guy and give the west(either /pol/ or the feminist that like to target these kinds of things) a chance to rain shit.
>>22972781I watched the test and i could reply only 1 too.
>>22972781source?
>>22975340watame help her with the art work
>>22975403You must be braindead if you actually think anything she has done so far would be worthy of a ban.
>>22975490Literally on the reply to the fourth reply.
>>22975451not really>>22975435some dumb camgirls went berserk about Melody making more money than them while "not showing her real body". /pol/ has been claiming its 'victory' over thots because of this.
Muh /pol/I thought you guys were better than this.
>>22975507its just american rush hours, homolive gen will get comfy again during real nihon hours
>>22975507It's the whiny discord children. Pay no attention to them. They are still angery they got no recognition for doing absolutely nothing to save their precious "demonitized gang".
>>22975502>Literally on the reply to the fourth reply.lolwut?
>>22972781wtf PPT is virgin and a fucking nerd
>>22975507if you looked, the main thread got slower
>>22975523and that's why we love her
>>22975272No, it was about her speaking in keigo. Shion really likes her.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36323115
please listen to the retarded fluteshttps://youtu.be/QrFWWl_PDK8heard it heals buttholes
>>22975516
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av86153065cinahololive memes
>>22972781I think PPT watched her videos too many times before joining Hololive and she was able to hit all the spots.
>>22975523Pure Pure Tenshi
>>22975512truer words never spoken
That was a short stream.
>>22975550>hit all the spots.ppt would never think anything lewd reading these words
why is hololive yonkisei so based apart from coco?
>>22975567It's just a stream to show everyone about the holo server settings because vanilla ark is kusoge
>>22975550Does she ask the same questions?
>>22975589PPTrio is based
>>22975540She's been in love with her since her debut. I need more 紫龍組 collabs injected into my veins.
>>22975540This worries me because Shion might be the only true lesbian in Hololive. Coco might be in trouble. Shion is really thirsty.
>>22975523PPT's parents thought they were making a dilligent girl who would have a bright future studying when in fact they were creating the perfect pure angel virtual girl
I miss PPTrio Heave Ho...
>>22975544I would like to watch more of the CN girls, particularly Civia, but no way I'm learning chinese.
>>22975589I'm a contrarian that always watch Flare and Aki and i can say that Towa is far from based and clearly the worst person to get rurudo art.
>>22975612Do people sub them?I'd like to understand what it's like to be EOP
>>22975612I wouldnt mind just listening to their ching chongery, but no fucking way I'm using that accursed website.
>>22975623>watches flareopinion discarded
>>22975590I looked in the hololive thread on 2ch a while back and saw a post that much like people say here where some guy was saying that a lot of people who bought ARK because it looked fun when hololive played it thought it was bad. And saying that its only actually really any good with friends.
>>22975603Only to be lewded up by Matsuri playing videogames. Videogames are the devil.
>>22975544Thanks! Appreciate this linkposting since there's a lot of good stuff out there, but I have no idea how to use bilibili.
https://twitter.com/Yogiri_hololive/status/1204442127591256065Yogiri sings well.
>>22975612I like civia and yogiri
>>22975540>>22975599>>22975602Imagine the two of them collabing together in person. The Tongue of the Dragon will be crazy, probably.
>>22975656>Meleeholy fuck I didn't think anyone knew of this song's existence
will haato and watame collab this valentines? i hope so
Do any of you guys actively follow the Chinese branch? How is it like?
>>22975656Oh, she's good!
Why does /hg/ hate Coco?
>>22975612Civia speaks perfect English. just marshmallow her and tell her you wish to see her collabs with Hololive's main branch soon.https://marshmallow-qa.com/civia_hololive
>>22975671Cross-threaders
>>22975671I don't hate her, I just can't stand her grating voice.
>>22975671i dont hate coco, korone on the other hand...
>>22975671>/hg/Who? No for real which general is that?
>>22975673Haato's English skill confidence is going to be destroyed at this rate.
Korone just tweeted.She fucked the cat. I repeat. She fucked the lazy Okayu right infront of Yagoo.
>>22975679Hololive general
>>22975656
>>22975676I kinda like her despite that. Or well, at the start at least. Eventually the voice grew on me (PP104 does a great impression of it, too)
i really want to hear watame sing pollyanna
>>22975679/hg/ - Hard Gay
>>22975682Good. I love my pig queen, but seeing her in despair makes me very erect.
>>22975683I honestly don't understand what her tweet is about.
>>22975682Splash splash ossan
>>22975612Is Spade Echo any good, aside from her outrageously lewd design?
>>22975689Ah. Imagine not being gay for Coco, though. Why wouldn't you want your pussy eaten by that long dragon tongue.
>>22975656why don't they stream on youtube as well if they're allowed to pretend to have twitter
>>22975602If her irl steams are anything to go by, shion without a doubt is bi.
>>22975695I don't speak chinks.https://www.bilibili.com/video/av86797079/?spm_id_from=333.788.videocard.1
>>22975739So this is what it feels like to be EOP;_;7
>>22975712I guess it's a matter of going where the audience is?Don't see why they couldn't make the occasional appearance on the tube, just like the main gang appear on bilibili sometimes.
>>22975656Where would her singing rank among the other members?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRIDjiJibJMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srgzmu2ZxS8would towa lose roboco to the sheep
>>22975632Some channel has translated 3 or 4 videos with Civia, no luck for other girls, though.
When can the 4th gen collab with Achan or Sora?
>>22975758shes not a sheepshes a RAMas in RAM IT IN MAIDENS
>>22975758Sheep trying to spread her influence.Secretly a carnivore trying to put wool over her victims eyes.
>>22975758Haato, you're taking too long.
>>22975757Under Suisei and AZKi
>>22975755I don't think you understand that both youtube and twitter are banned in china, obviously no one cares about that because there's even artists on twitter like the one who draws haato
>>22975779a WOLF in SHEEPS CLOTHES
>>22975758Towa...
>>22975785fan artists I mean
I wonder what potatochips watame eatscause these japanese chips (although a tad expensive) are so light and yummy (spicy seaweed flavor calbee)
>>22975770Coco will never colab with Sora-sama. Trust me I work for 5ch.
>>22975682It's ok, Haato is used to having her identity stolen. There used to be a time where she was the strongest tetris player in Hololive, for example.
>>22975814It's 100% Calbee. It's the Lay's of Japan
>>22974157She wants his fat weeb cock.
>>22975370Calm down Lyger, don't let your jealousy of quarterpounder get to you.
Roboco can get along with anyone, she's a really sweet and caring person.
>>22975602if anything shes bi, she seems pretty excited whenever she plays against a snake in smash and likes to talk about how cool he is/quote him. id like to see more proof of her actually being interested in girls though
>>22975857no coco collab yet
>>22975851Shh, you'll hurt his little weeb pride. Sooner or later he'll be unable to whack it to Matsuri bath streams because all he will see is Coco and McBeefboy double teaming her.
>The Melody thing is actually foreshadowing for Hololive EN being a codename for the first EroLive branchThis is the future you chose.
>>22975883If choco goes there, she'll probably be very popular.
>>22975814What's with Watame and chips? I'm a bit late to the party.
>>22975829Is he even a weeb?He doesn't even seem to know what he is talking about
>>22974157because fuck management, she still want streamlabs
>>22975883Fine by me.
>>22975894You've just described a weeb.
>>22975891She likes chips
>>22975891you didnt even watch her introduction stream? pathetic
>>22975891She eats them and then drinks juice through her nose.
>電気羊The android collab with the sheep.
How much you bet tomorrow asacoco is about how pissed management is at Coco?
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
>>22975918I dont think anyone but coco would get the reference
>>22975925Does Watame come across as particularly well read compared to the others or something then? I haven't really watched her much.
>>22975917She's finally back to basics. I'm so proud of her.
>>22975932although I wonder if she already ran in to management that in japan its all okay to report on such things as long as mosaic is there
>>22975918>>22975925Was that book even translated to nip? I mean i would assume so, but not what name would they give it.
>>22975917MANEchan is COCO for smile but INKYA ATACK
>>22975727Hold up. When did shion start doing irl steams? I know Matsuri and Rushia have one, but not shion.
>>22975942The name is アンドロイドは電気羊の夢を見るか I searched it when I saw watame post 電気羊 and saw Gibara saying she read it recently.
>>22975925maybe some of them have seen blade runner at the very least, maybe
>>22975942https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/アンドロイドは電気羊の夢を見るか%3F
>>22975942> I mean i would assume so, but not what name would they give it.アンドロイドは電気羊の夢を見るか
>>22975942アンドロイドは電気羊の夢を見るか?
>>22975876Dammit /jp/ stop getting me invested in ALL of hololive I was content with the like 10 girls I was following. But now that I know Shion likes Snake I have to sub, it's like Patra all over again.
do androids have sex with cute sheep?
Fuutan!
>>22975876>liking a popular male character makes you heterosexual/biwhat kind of autistic logic is this?
>>22975982they doin front of horny pigs
why did no one tell me the Homolives are such footsluts?
...what the fuck is the android and sheep doing
>>22976001>that clipping pantsu
>>22976002I haven't really kept proper track
>>22976001please stop pushing your degen fetishes in the thread please
>>22975992the same logic that makes people think there must be a lesbian because statistics I guess
>>22976009who are you quoting?
I'm betting Haato self esteem is so low that she would be happy watching Watame get pass around if she get invited to watch.
FBK!
>>22976041showing off her wyvern and babby chickie
>>22976037splash splash
>>22976044everyone got a wyvern or two make them look like dragonriders
Has Haato accomplished anything in ARK yet? The others are always out doing stuff, but every time I try to tune in to Haato playing it I get bored of watching her run in circles around her little house for an hour
Cute schedule.
>>22976125where is... ayame's schedule...
ayame....
Ayame...
Aqua...
I have a confession to make. I like Noel's singing.
Is Chaika allowed to collab with Hololive girls? They should be safe with him.
Towa...
>>22976184Its ok, everyone has a guilty pleasure or two. For example, I like to watch Suisei streams even though she has no charisma.
I want miko and peko to screech into my ears
>>22976187He already has before. Project Winter and Matsuri.
Mama Mio!
>>22976190You...
>>22976187I wish Chaika was a Hololive girl ...
>>22976197Anons just being tsun
>>22976196if mio is the best holomom who would be the worst?
>>22976196Here we go again
>>22976213Chaika is like one of the only male chuubas I watch. I wish he did more collabs with Hololive.
>>22976230Did you watch haatos englisth test? she hates kids with a burning passion.
>>22976037she’s a young girl and using young girl tactics like getting watame to miss her attention
>>22976230Probably Aqua, too busy gaming to remember the kid.
>>22976230Gonna have to second Aqua
https://twitter.com/kanihamiso/status/1227054420082315264
>>22976196Mama Rushia!
>>22973426when will kson stop browsing the thread and fapping to melody
>>22976254Gonna need more bottles than that to supplement her lack of milk production
>>22976238Now I'm even more determined to put some baby batter into her oven.
>>22976259anon...
>>22976259A lack of breast milk won't stop me from sucking on her F(lat) cups.
>>22976238Looking at that other stream with all the answers Mio's responses were mostly fairly reasonable compared to the other members but the three chosen sure were impressive.
>>22976230
what a clown fiesta roboco and watame's adventure is
>>22976283The smile of a caring mother.
>>22976283Aqua 1.0...
>>22976256I don't think kson browsing these threads or r*ddit, it too much work but I'm betting someone send screenshots
>>22976325Of course she doesn't browse here. She can actually speak Japanese
>>22976196Mamma Mio!
>>22976001YES
Every creature that Watame and Robodo approaches to automatically dies.
do people hate Luna? she only has like 80k subs
>>22975773It's an ewe you penis lover.
Flare must've bought herself a mid tier computer, AEK looks real blurry on hers.
>>22976424I find her voice and act grating personally.
>>22976429I find it nice because it's so over the top it becomes fun lol
>>22976424She sold her soul to Sony.
>>22976424I like her, but to be fair I've liked her ever since she was Moruru. I'm only dreading the fact she will probably and inevitably quit in just over a year.
>>22976341Good to see you still alive drawkun
>>22976427I wouldn't be surprised if it's just her settings being fucked. It's a pain in the ass to set up
>>22976001How do I stop getting aroused to this?
>>22976001That's some nice nopan there.
>>22976540Think of their toes as legos.
>>22976564why do her eyes move around so much?
>>22976564Why is her neck so long?
>>22976578Why don't yours?>>22976580Why isn't yours?
>>22976580The headbanging is slowly stretching it.
>>22976564I remember someone saying they liked hardworking blue eyed blonde girls way before the 4th gen was a thing but I can't remember if it was Matsuri or Miko.
>>22976585I'm not searching for predators
>>22976585And a good night to you too, Mr Rokurokubi.
What are Watame and Roboco doing?
>>22976620I don't know but Matsuri is a very nice person.
>>22976424Thats around Flare's numbers
>>22976636and is roleplaying a silly nice suicide bomber from serious sam
>>22976636wait is she headless?
Coco is a confirmed draw for Ark, brothers. They should be paying her and every homolive.
>>22976663yeah fubuki were also headless earlier in the day
>>22976666I'll probably get it myself just to go sightseeing in the Holo server when it's open to the public
fishing look so comfy
>>22976666Well that's one way to get the japanese audience.
>>22976720you know, they announced a new DLC since last year, that's more the actual reason
>>22976424She and roboco are the most ugly hololive members
>>22976758Her pants are so sexy it always leaves me wondering how they manage to make then so unappealing by pairing them with the rest of Robocop.I like her voice though
>>22976341Buono.
>>22976666In the near future big companies will be paying the chuubas to play their kusoges.
>>22976874The mobage companies already does that
>>22976897I said 'to play'. Mobage shilling is soulless.
>>22976874they do that for regular youtubers, chuubas need to learn how to get ads deal like western youtubers do for their videos
>>22976936If Coco lands an Aek sponsor, that'd be pretty sick.
I'm the only one that wants a colab with Godiva, Hololive could profit a lot from all that Ark shit.
>>22976955Fuck me, I think I got diabetes just from looking at that.
I just finished watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_t4e-QTGwCoco politely corrected Haato a few times. Why do you guys blow everything out of portion?
https://twitcasting.tv/natsuiromatsuri
>>22976936It is surprising they haven't done more of it yet considering twitch streamers running similar viewer counts can get up in to the $10,000s for an hour of play. Their advertising sales guys should really step up their game.
>>22976974Because Haato is bully material.
>>22976974Because its fun.
>>22976974That's what people do, blow everything out of proportion. Even before the stream, people were predicting Haato was gonna get exposed/BTFO'd, so it's nothing to be that surprised about.
>>22976974Don't believe what the EOP antis here say about anything and use your own eyes and ears.
>>22976978Thanks for the heads up, I've been wanting to listen in on one of these. Is there any way to make the site actually notify you in any way? It's such a piece of shit.
>>22976978newfag here, why can't she just stream on youtube? It's Ark endurance stream right?
>>22976974Don't believe in Coco's lies!https://twitter.com/Seele000/status/1227778447830728704
>>22977004nvm it's not I'm retarded
>>22976979just like patreon and streamlabs japs don't know without western help
>>22976978Matsuri is going to an off pako with Coco, PPTenshi and Watame later today, and then do a collab with Luna.Meanwhile Towa...Towa......
>>22976978Of fucking course lyger is there.
>>22976979I might be wrong but didn't Sega sponsor one of the Yakuza plays that Coco did?
>>22977039You're telling me you don't stalk your waifu?
>>22976997I have the mobile app give me notifications. There is a way to get desktop notifications through your browser though.
>>22977045i cant, mai waifu is a 2hu, not a holo.
>>22976997I just leave an open tab on her twitcast live page, it automatically starts playing when she starts streaming.
May I have Shion's twitcast?
>>22976196>>22976341>>22976819Go back to /v/
>>22977084It's pretty depressing.
>>22977108Even better.
I miss mama aquaaaaaaa
Roboco no, you just finished playing Ark and you're going to play in another 3 hours...
>>22977054You're in the wrong thread spergoutkun
>>22977242Same here, chummer... same here.
>>22977242I need my smart baby
>miko streamed ark for 8hrswhat the fuck
>>22977276E L I T E LITE
>>22977276she wants a huge dose of asacoco after ending stream.
>>22977276Didn't Marine, Aqua, and Pekora all play 12-15 hours of Ark a day for the first week?
>>22977287dunno but even if they did i doubt they played more than 6 hrs in a row, that madwoman played for 8 hrs, it looks asacooc is the real shit
Guys, something about Roboco is bothering me.
>>22977242>>22977257We should support her in this trying time by showing her the way Americans "Celebrate" valentines day.(with thoughtful poetry)
>>22977317Subaru's a duckMio's a mommyShion yoI want to lick your tummy.
>>22977296>i doubt they played more than 6 hrs in a rowThey did,but it usually off-stream.
>>22977317I wonder if Shion will go down the same road as rorochan
>>22977296The ADHD dog managed to play for 7-8 hours on her first few days. It's not too hard
>>22977304Yeah, I also think that something is wrong with roboco.She's missing her cat ears.
I think the only way Coco can collab with Towa is for her to buy a switch. Towa is obviously a nintendrone so Coco having a switch would make it easier for her to lure Towa into collabing with her by playing Mario Kart or something.
>>22977354Or her Reimu ribbon for the new year's outfit.
>>22977357Do you think Coco will refuse if someone gifted her a Switch? What would she even do? Give it away?
>>22977363She can just not play it.
>>22977363She can sell it like DWU. Then give it away as superchat
>>22977354Are they a permanent fixture? I assumed they were ones you can turn on like Matsuri's
>>22977317Roses are red,Violets are violet,Why did they say violets are blue,Are they colour blind or what,We'll bang kay?
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1227833958068391936Haato..
>>22977376Going to use her new found VN powers on the sheep, speaking of though.Haato SoiKano Switchhttps://youtu.be/7QNrR1JtdEQ
>>22977363She will call it a terrorist plot and complain about it in her news program.
>>22977366why she refuse not to play switch ?
>>22977375That poem was written before orange was a color. Cut them some slack.
>>22977384She didn't refuse not playing switch, she's not playing switch already.
>>22977384She's a PC/Sony fangirl and refuse to play Nintoddler games.
>>22977363Just Download some NIS games to it before hand and tell her it's a VitaShe'll won't even notice.
>>22977382She's late again.
>>22977384/v/'s her first board
So based
>>22977317Lickable tummyThe laughter of an angelI love you Shion
>>22977413Any reason why are you harassing her?
>>22976949where is this from?
>>22977425I sent her a dickpic and she replied back with that.
>>22977424Not me, just want anons to harrass autistic ESL and EOP shitting up chat
>>22977456That guy was just harassing Haato though, teeling her to shut up, calling her annoying, etc.
>>22977317why she depressed
>>22977476lonely and gay
>>22977481Coco is gonna cure her depression as soon as they do an off-collab in her house.
>>22977413Why go out of your way to do this? You obviously don't like her.
>>22977424>>22977463>>22977503Adachi's the "Bitches and Whores" guy from Persona 3 or 4.I'm assuming the guy is just being in character.
>>22977503What a fucking cancer.
>>22977510>in characterMore like some eop shitter trying to be original
I wonder why there isnt more rushia and kanata flat alliance I guess rushia is just too shy.
>>22977538Kanata doesnt seem to be THAT flat tho.
>>22977538No one can be as flat as Rushia
Why aren't there any archives on Shion's twitcast? I think I have the right one. I wanna listen to the depression chamber.
>>22975880Matsuri being spitroasted by Coco's futa dick and McBeefboy while Lyger watches, jerking off.
>>22972284It was
>>22977503>>22977510Wait, if he's happy Haato stopped streaming for EOP then isn't that in line with the majority of this general? After all, you guys have always voiced your displeasure with Haato doing her English streams.
>>22977614People didn't mind that comment in particular, they mind that the guy does nothing but insult the streamer non stop.
>>22977618if haato bans some rude people she's gonna be so based. and she just says "はい BAN"
roboco and watame fishing like grannies
>>22977627I want some "ブヒブヒ BANNU"
>>22977304She looks fine to me.
>>22977636DING DONG BANNU
>>22977634apparently the event is fishing out fishies with heart egg things for tiny versions of some animals?
Are Mio and Ayame the only members in Hololive that live a normal life? You got people like Mel who has multiple channels and is always doing something on one of them, Coco seems to be addicted to streaming, Matsuri basically streams her entire life story as it unfolds, Noel can't stop doing titty ASMR, and Miko is just stupid.
>>22977650Towa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhp0uJ8CjBQR.I.P Aqua
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1227855872337952768She's on a date with Matsuri now?
>>22977662Coco sheep double date.
>>22977662Google translate is a wonder as always.I too would like Matsuri's high meat.
>>22977650Sora, Azki, Aki are only other ones I think of
>>22977666Cute.
Roboco Arkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ojJKygzs0
>>22977673SHE NEEDS MORE TINY ANIMALS
>>22977667This is completely fed
>>22977646Yes. They're very ugly though
>>22977667You mean festival senior
Hamada...
>>22977481she actually a lesbo
Roboco Downtown collab.
>>22969951>Hololive generalWhat the fuck jaypeeAlso kill yourself op.
>>22977693That must really suck to have all these てぇてぇ moments but know that they will never go any further than that.
Why isn't this morning's asacoco dislike bombed? You guys said japanese would hate this kind of news, but I'm only seeing them being positive about her reporting more widely about vtubing as a whole.
>>22977721Did you miss the 5ch memo? We disliked bombed PPT, lol look at her monetization stream dislikes. Seriously fuck ppt.
>>22977721Wrong general.
Does Roboco have a real, functional womb?
>>22977721Coco has connections with the actual yakuza and the nips are afraid of her.
>>22977729I'll find out for you.
>>22977729Her body is modular, as explained in the anime, and someone sends body parts to her. I'm sure that you can order a Roboco womb module in Amaz*n.
>>22977728I think you're on the wrong board friend.
>>22977734My wife would never do something so whoreish, please delete it
>>22977734Groping Peko's supple bosoms!
>>22977741He's not. You are.
>>22977734My wife and her wife are so cute!
>>22977734I anxiously await the day Peko's sexual frustration hits its limit.
>>22977750Why are you acting like you're someone else?
>>22977751>My wife's girlfriendYou almost sound like a cuck, anon.
>>22977693She is definitely the 31%.
>>22977754Because I am someone else, anonymous.
>>22977765You're not even yourself, how can you claim to be someone else?
LUNA NO!
>>22977780Matsuri's gonna make her understand birthing somehow.
>>22977780Matsuri is about to commit a crime
>>22977780The trap is set.
>>22977780Like her collab with Matsuri showed, Luna is significantly less pure than Kanata, don't worry. She will just mess around with Matsuri.
>>22977780Their combo was pretty fun to watch with the purposefully playing dumb and the retorts. I hope this will be as good
Why hasn't there been art of each Hololiver riding their respective elemental dragons?
roboco's new pet looks like gon
so when people are talking about shions twitcast no one will link are we talking about the twitcast from her "previous" vtuber career or her current one?
>>22977814Fuck off already idolfag
>>22977814Sometimes you just have to take the hint anon.
>>22977814https://iancommunity.org/cs/about_asds/aspergers_syndrome_social_and_emotional_issuesHope this helps.
>>22977833dont worry anon im already more then aware i probably need to see a doctor about a whole plethora of mental issues
>>22977814anon... it's THAT. not that.
It's Ark ahead tonight, with..Shion Ark in 1 hourRushia Ark in 2 hoursPekora Ark in 3 hoursFlare Ark in 4 hours
>>22977845And of course right now.Noel Ark.https://youtu.be/QMRF3U_8snU
>>22977845I'm glad korone didnt catch the arkvirus. At least it offers some variety
>>22977845Hololive in general is gaining subs rapidly right now, and Coco is a big part of spearheading that. Between making what is basically high-effort official highlights which get massive views which helps promotes the other members, doing a load of collabs with other members and not even streaming them herself, which allows them to benefit off her recent popularity, and singlehandedly starting the ARK craze which easily rakes in 10-15k viewers even for Hololivers who usually get 2-4k viewers, Coco is an absolute force and a one-woman machine for Hololive and just about the best decision they've made in casting her.
>>22977867Ok Kson, you can go to sleep now
>>22977874That's directly from reddit and has been posted multiple times in previous threads. LURK MORE.
>>22977882I was making a joke anon, dont be so serious about everything.
Does Rushia have a day job as well? She streams less frequent than others...
>>22977863She liked the game, but I guess Korone needs to play a game without stopping to not lose interest on it.
>>22977907She sure has a boyfriend
Was Ark ever played by any vtuber before Coco got all of them into it? I think she singlehandedly got that game more attention than it ever deserves in Japan.Western game publishers should probably be messaging her to shill their shit ASAP.
Reminder, just like Christmas. If your favorite V-tuber isn't streaming tomorrow, they're likely fucking.
>>22977907I dont think she has a job, more than she has a boyfriend constantly ramming her petite ass.
>>22977918Good on them!
>>22977918They can do both, the good ones can do it at the same time.
>>22977914Nijisanji and some holostars apparently.
>>22977918She's doing two streams, what does this mean?
>>22977914Nijisanji?
>>22977913Not really, she doesn't
>>22977913I follow her real twitter and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have one at the moment.
>>22977946She is dating that one actor dude, his female fans figured it out before she went to become a chuba for homofucksShe also has a history of being a slut
>>22977913It's just her brother.
Who is the armpit slut of hololive?
>>22977959Why do you care so much?
>>22977960That's hot.
>>22977960I mean, I am not judging if shes into incest.
>>22977960She's dating her brother? Nice.
>>22977961Miko, it comes with being a shrine maiden
>>22977961This one.
>>22977959That was like 2 years ago you fag
>>22977976Fuck, picture wasn't attached.
>>22977882>redd*tgross! please leave
Haatohttps://youtu.be/siIr9iASfFk
>>22977980Anon has his timeline fucked up but you cant really dispute her history with men, she's pretty menhra
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1227895948380033025Uh-oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qagcNPM1uLoShion ARK
>>22977992Oh no she's doing English tests.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIr9iASfFk Cambridge English exams with haato
>>22977992Haato really wants to prove she learned something after years in Australia huh...
>>22978010Already got the first question wrong. Jesus.
>>22978010That sheila sure knows her boganese
>>22977992she won't even get A2
>>22978010This is already off to a great start.
Haato... what the fuck? She might know english, but her reading comprehension is even worse than your average ESL.
Christ, Haato's chat is full of backseat coaching faggots.
lewd question
>I hope it doesn't rain.>Of course not.Nice conversation, Haato
I want to come inside Haato soon.
>>22978010Even when the EOPs in chat keep telling her the answers.
>>22977997Koronevirus...
So I guess she really is still in high school
>>22978041That's pretty good.
As much as I like Haato, her EOP chat is too fucking unbearable. I'd rather listen to Towa's voice than read the chat.
>>22978049Maybe you can just not read the chat.
>>22978049Please dont be mean to Towa like that. She has a beautiful voice
her english is worse than i thought
>ESLs in chat complaining about the test not making senseI guess those people didnt get past A2
>>22978055She shows the chat on stream and it's difficult to ignore because it's big enough to notice in my peripheral vision.
shion is so cute, tries to hide the fact that there will be Valentine's voices only to get btfo'd by the hololive twitter account who posted the tweet seconds after she mentioned that
>>22978064While the answers to these questions are obvious, they are pretty shit.
>>22978074Sounds like you might be autistic.
Shout out to all the Kaylais
>>22978072There were a bunch of them yesterday who said helicopter parent must be an extremely rare phrase because they had never heard of it before.
>>22978027I've barely watched any Haato stuff but from what little I have that really seems to be the case.
>>22977992Wtf is this test? Some of the answers are all wrong or there are multiple right answer depending on context.
LIKE HAATO, COCO IS ALSO FLUENT IN ENGLISH
this stream is making me drop my kidney
Just tuned into her stream, which test is Haato taking right now?Kind of curious how my English is compared to her's.
>>22978074just listen to the stream in the background
>>22978090ESL...
>>22978010This is so bad its actually good.
>>22978090Anon, I...
Haato's English is obviously better than the average Japanese. What did you guys actually expect?
Is this test for junior high/middle school? This seems really low tier even for that.
>>22978090Are you a SEA monkey by any chance?
>>22978094She mentioned it's for junior high
>>22978041She is saved!
>>22978084Everyone in 4chan is, retard.
>>22978094Which one is the hardest difficulty here?I would assume Business English would be harder than them all, but this is weirdly set up.
>>22978094The for schools one
How does haato even communicate with others in Australia? I assume she just screams.
>>22978114Clearly the "Young Learners" one because kids are dumb so it's harder for people to understand them.
>>22978120HEEEY, COME ONNN, ARE YOU SURE?
does this count as cheating?
>>22978120You only need a basic grasp of a language to be able to communicate. Not that you would know.
Get on my level.
Damn, Aqua isnt doing a Valentine voice. I guess she really is dead
>>22971410>>22973636In 2 and a half hours!https://youtu.be/KeemD2nPCvM
>>22978094Pressed the Business oneIs this sentence structure correct? Shouldn't it be "Some experience in food retail is an advantage"?
>>22978114Business. I wanna see her try business level English and cry in despair.
>>22978129No if you're trying to learn, yes if you're trying to test yourself.
>>22978129Sure but it's a good tool to actual help with learning.
>>22978120I work in retails and I might as well be a code breaker with all the shit I had to deal with, it's seriously when there's a will there's a way.
I'm kind of confused whether some questions expect me to answer as the first person or as the person replying to the first person.
>>22978136That's an ad. The messages need to be concise.
Tfw esl
>>22978133I figured this things were done months in advance. Thats really unfortunate. Somewhat surprised AZKi did one as well.
>>22978120Calling everyone a cunt.
>>22978147Aren't those two pretty much interchangeable/have the same meaning?
>>22978100>>22978096>>22978106I mean for the ... your camera with you example take and bring totally makes sense depending on the context. For the 'That's my coat over there' example 'Will you take it off' makes sense although awkward if the coat is in a coat hanger. For the 'Have you guys had enough to eat?" the answer 'Is there any more rice?' doesn't really make sense too
haato's english is pretty cute
>>22978147even Haato got this one right
I think I'm going to commit seppuku for realquestion 15, thought I'd die on 12>>22978139>>22978140I was just joking anyways, I know exactly how it feels to have a dictionary open at all times learning english
>>22978151U waht m8? Dedja call me ah cunt yer dickhead???
>>22978147Queen's English or gb2/country/. God save the Queen!>>22978154Average person will use both interchangeably depending on area, yes. It'd be more a case of "when you come to my house don't forget to take your camera with you", but some shorten it to that sentence.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1227899192753836032 Who will you be spending your valentine with anon?
>I hope it doesn't rain>Of course notClearly this test hasn't lived in Scotland.
I like how she just give up and didn't even try to pretend she's trying.
>>22978163How much will they cost?
>>22978163That depends anon, which ones are you dumping?
>>22978169Not sure yet. I might get either this set or choco's birthday voicepack.
>>22978163Buy Towa's voice pack! Please.
>>22978133ayame... IS STILL ALIVE
>>22978154No, but you'll hear people use it that way because American literacy levels are actually abysmal for a first world country. "Take" can't actually be used that way.
>>22978135uwahcute thumb
HAATO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>22978163Coco because its just too funny to pass up.
>>22978185she really needs her JET assistant teacher coco
Anyone have a link to this one?
According to my opinion, Richard's a fucking idiot and the train won't arrive until 7.30. God bless Britains railway system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeemD2nPCvMayame in 2 hrs
I'm actually mad at this.I chose try first and then swapped to attempt, because they mean the same and attempt would seem like something people would use more in writing.
>>22978191https://www.cambridgeenglish.org/jp/test-your-english/adult-learners/you can't learn japanese
>>22978179I'll do it just for you anon.
Shion got a witch hat, cute.
We all live in a system.Also now she is, officially, bored.
Who are those faggots trying to correct Haato's answers
>>22978204ESL...
>>22978212who else could it be than the EOPs that have infested her chat for god knows how long
>>22978204A service isn't something you attempt though.
I was expecting to be at least C1. Now I'm sad.
Is there a archive of all the voice packs? I want to try before I buy
>tried business level test>got 21/25... Shameful fucking display.
>>22978205I'm glad.
>>22978220The whole point of this stream is to test her English ability, then those fags think they are smart by spamming the answers in the chat. What a bunch of retards
>>22978222Wh-what? Are you an esl anon?
Feels good to not be an ESL.
>>22978204They're not the same in this case.It's try as in "try something out" not "try to do something" you can't substitute attempt here.
>>22978239Yep.
>>22978203How is she getting so many subs when she hardly ever streams?
>>22978243Oh then congrats that's p good :3
>>22978244Sexy voice.
>>22978244Good character design and voice is enough.
>>22978244That's what her antis are probably mad about.
>>22978244Her streams are enjoyable when she actually does them.
>>22978244I don't think you understand just how fucking cute she is, anon
>>22978244she's cute :)
>>22978244You see those fucking horns? They are cute.
>>22978244Her giggles can cure cancer.
Is there a test like that, but for nihongo?
>>22978244She has the perfect body type fit for prime breeding.
>>22978244she looks like some made in china Fate gacha character of course weebs will subscribe. subscribe only though
>>22978262Yea JLPT mock tests.
Haato is breaking...
About 50% right And she's this happy about it, wtf.
>>22978262go to /DJT/ for that
Piggy...
What has Coco done?
she fried her brain cells
>>22978275More like she's pretending to be a toddler to cover her shame
>>22978241>scored 25/25>Feels good to not be an ESL.what? did a perfect score lose your esl status or something?
I hope you guys realize just how hard it is for someone who speaks Japanese to learn English.
Well she scored so bad she's doing that よっかたね meme
I didn't realize ESLs outnumbered EOPs in Haato streams till today
Don't forget guys.
>>22978241Congrats, EOP-kun.
i hope Coco bullies her on asacoco
>>22978283I really don't understand, because learning Japanese as an English speaker was pretty simple, all things considered. Well, aside from kanji, but vocabulary and grammar fits pretty well
>>22978289That didnt age well.
>>22978278I just can't understand how you live abroad and can barely speak the language. I could understand if she was just an exchange student but she has spent a good portion of her life in English speaking countries.
>>22978287I knew they outnumbered them in these threads, but I never wanted to see them prove it with actual test results.
>>22978203She's back???
>>22978299EOPs probably aren't awake yet at this time of the day, but it's prime time for ESLs.
Name my band.
> ...... you get your father's permission, I'll take you skiing next weekend. >O provided>X unlesswhat the hell
>>22978309The Hooman Groobs
>>22978309The Misfits
>>22978298I think we went over this like 1000 times already. She only hanged out with other Japanese. Besides, I think she only lived there for like 3-4 years so far.
>>22978308Well most Europeans are ESL as well, just not as bad as SEA
>>22978311what's wrong with it
>>22978306150K subs celebrate and gone again?
>>22978296Apparently English is really difficult to learn for foreigners, at 10000 words for fluency comparing it to 2000 kanji in Japanese.
>>22978311Yes.Provided = If you get it, I'll take you.Unless = if you don't get it, I'll take you.
>>22978309The Small Facks
lmao haato is really broken
>>22978311Oh dear
>>22978311If you use unless you have to change the second part of the sentence to a negative (i.e. I won't take you skiing next weekend.
>>22978298You can absolutely do that if you're a white or black person from the west.
>>22978311That would be:Unless you get your father's permission, I won't take you skiing next weekend.
LEAVE HAATO ALONE!
>>22978335Damn that's old.
>>22978311yeah now i get it i really shouldn't skim through questions lol
>>22978319Retirement stream, get ready
>>22978335Now draw Coco over it.
>>22978309Two and a half lesbees
FBK Arkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwUpaq9ClbgRushia Arkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey5aYh3SSPARuna 70,000 celebration, thumbnail says 75,000 toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9koXPsBhOU
>>22978335i'm just mad at the amount of EOPs/ESLs that's gonna crowd around in her chat, as if her english-only streams haven't attracted enough already
>>22978309fack cuesed pi po
>>22978282I think at this point I'm more fluent in English than my native language.I even think/speak to myself in English for years now (since high school IIRC)
Danchou...
>>22978351Heh just wait till Coco has an English only stream.
>>22978309[FUCK YOU} small voice niggaaa maneger
>>22978362Holostars...
>>22978362ark ark ark englishpractice ark ark
>>22978362What the fuck is this cursed image
>>22978358As an American this inexplicably arouses me It's like I'm NTRing your native tongue
>2.1k postsI guess the thread split was successful.Though at the rate these threads are growing we might need a whole board in a years time.
>>22978358¿Hablas español?
Haato should do a stream to teach Japanese to her ESL/EOP fans.
>>22978373I thought your official language was bean speak ??
What is Noel doing?
>>22978323that is absolute bullshit and you know it. You certainly don't have to know all 10000 words in the English dictionary that's like asking someone to casually use things like Antidisestablishmentarianism in normal conversation.
>>22978384I think her PC just died.
>>22978384her best
>>22978373"It's no good, my brain has formed to the shape of your language! English is all that will satisfy me now." something like that
https://youtu.be/q7bo9aev-rMWhy is Choco doing her birthday stream on her sub?
>>22978384Game froze,she died to piranha because the game closed when she is mid air
remember that any Vtubers that aren't streaming today are having their holes remodeled
>>22978373Don't most countries study the UK's english?
>>22978392Please understand. Choco still doesn't remember she is remonetized.
>>22978396It's still thrusday over there anon.
>>22978386Do you think there is only 10000 words in the English dictionary?
>>22978396But Ayame has boyfriend and she comes back to stream today..
I wish I wasnt so shit at drawing. This picture is begging to be redrawn with Towa instead of Nana.
>>22978399change that to 4 hours from now and it makes sense
>>22978396Not yet Anon, calm your pants, you will get to shitpost as much as you want tomorrow
>>22978163I can't believe Aqua's boyfriend didn't let her record Valentines lines
>>22978403>NanaWow, now that's nostalgic.
>>22978401There is probably at least 5 to 10 times that but my point is to be "fluent" you would only need to know like 1%
>>22978397The only difference is they call zebras 'zedbras' and giraffes 'spotted dogs'
>>22978386This, the 10k word fluency is just some pompous pricks in London that were breast-fed English from the Queens teet. The average cunt in the middle of London most certainly does NOT know 10k words. Not even close. They can occasionally infer meanings through context, but not know the full story. I know for a fact my own parents do not, brother or sister either. In fact my whole family are, objectively, retarded, besides my cousin and me who are the only ones that actually went in to tertiary education.
>>22978409I wonder if Dan still comes around the site? He seems like the kind of sad bitch who'd find his way into this hobby.
>>22978403Just like Haato learning english, don't give up learning how to draw fanart anon.
>>22978409#clonemanga
>>22978403Time to start learning, you cant be worse than that anon who posts his "art" in here
Rushia...
Why so many dislikes on Ayame's stream?
>>22978336
>>22978454If I were to guess, probably spergs angry that she hasnt streamed in a while.
>>22978457You couldnt wait for this one to die naturally?
>>2297838610k words isn't that much. I'm an ESL and know like 20k. In my native language I know 30k.https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/http://testyourvocab.com
English is my native language and i probably know >1000 words
>>2297847710k is way more than the average pleb needs to get to work, give people burgers and fries, complain about the weather / football to colleagues, buy food and other goods, watch typical comedy show on TV, or shitty dramas, then do typical living-based tasks like taxes, bills, etc.The average person is reaaaaally fucking dumb. Especially the current crop of teens that barely pay attention in classes because of smartphones.
>>22978488I only know exactly seven words, total.
So many EOP legit-autists in Ayame chat right now. "why is she crying" ...
>>22978494a living breathing boomer in our very own thread about virtual anime girls, 素晴らしい4a living breathing boomer in our very own thread about virtual anime girls, 素晴らしいじゃない
>>22978477I didnt know the answers to the last 1/3rd of that and got 22k. English really is made up of a lot of bullshit you dont need to know
>>22978494>The average person is reaaaaally fucking dumb. Especially the current crop of teens that barely pay attention in classes because of smartphones.ok boomer
>>22978494Some words are nice to know, but ultimately not that useful for everyday life. Like the word "brawn", nice to know but not something I'm gonna be using much.
>>22978477I didn't even know antonym
>>22978514It's not about what you want to use, its the fact that you are going to encounter those words if you attempt to read anything past teen fiction
this image will make you forget yesterday asacoco
>>22978544C'mon now, I'm not going to be in a meeting with a client and use brawn. There's very little reason to learn that word. Its just nice to know.
>>22978544why are you malding so much about this topic anon?
>>229785663 streams i wont be watching, thanks for sharing anon
It's time to see how baka Matsuri is
>>22978572It is nighttime and I am bored out of my mind while watching Shion grind just let me have this.
>>22978477ESL and always got Cs and Ds in school for English. This seems fixed
Damnit, the shit posters move over here , just look at the replies and posters numbers compared to the vy thread.
>>22978507It's not that smartphones are bad inherently, just that said teens communicate in emoji, snapchat filters and gifs more than half the time. At least they will be able to flip burgers easil... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiD_6ex2ptY
>>22978595This may come as a surprise, but schools are terrible for teaching language. Language is all about use.
>>22978398When suffering is part of your character
>>22978507if anything wouldn't old people know how technologically inept (and thus, retarded) their generation is?
>>22978503>素晴らしいじゃない
Apparently, JPs are angry at Ayame becaue she plays LoL offline with her boyfriend. Such an unforgivable crime
>>22978645I'm sorry for playing LoL with her.
>>22978645Sorry, I've been playing too much with her
>>22978645What's wrong with that?
>>22978477I have the literacy of a middle schooler even when I double the size of known words a foreign learner usually has.I don't know how to feel.
>>22978645Remember to give her a warm welcome and leave a like!
>>22978477I only got around 10000 words... I got full marks on my SAT...
>>22978654Idolfags. What else?
>>22978645that's only one of the many rumors going on the chat, so
ok, who the fuck is Saku-chan?man, I'm lost.
>>22978645That means if you buy her valentines pack, you are effectively cucking him. The japs love that shit, genius marketing.
>>22978645>she plays LoL offlineWait that's a thing?
>>22978681That's retarded, are you cucking him with some pre-recorded lines or is he cucking you with the real thing?
Did Ayame always have EOP autists speculating shits in her stream like this?
>>22978668Do idolfags seriously think that chuubas shouldn't have boyfriends?
>>22978705Welcome to Japan
Ack even Igusa is playing Ark.
>>22978690She feeds herself and buys him presents with the money she makes using her mouth on pleasing strangers.
>>22978690For an Idolfag? The former.
>>22978705i still remember that 1 idol who shaved her head. but i'm not the target audience so i wouldn't know.
>>22978645Reading through the chat, the actual reason it seems is that because she doesn't make a lot of content, they think she's making a commemoration video just for easy money.Antis are taking the chance to shitpost.
>>22978717
>>22978716This is tubers, not idols. Those miscreants have no place here or in their chat, they should stick with their idols.
>>22978705It's been a thing since forever, I still don't get why you burgers get anal just because idolfags don't like the idea of sloppy seconds and semen tasting kisses like you guys.
>>22978689I think he meant playing LoL off-stream
>>22978746The concept of idols itself is cancer and screws with both idol and audience, everyone trapped in a lie.
>>22978689Pretty sure they meant off-stream.
>>22978761>>22978786Ok that makes sense
When there will be collab with Holostar?I want to ship them like nijisanji...
I really really really hate idolfags
finally time for an ayame stream! ive missed her bros