/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22969977
Wonderland isn't a race, its a creed! Sex is our religion!

Big Butt Elves.

>>22969977
>tfw too stupid to be a lich's assistant

>>22969983
Wonderland is full of hedonists who are fat fat fatties!

Hey ho, I love my Wendigo!

Big muscle moms

>>22969994
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>22969994
Oh no!
Wait...
That's good!
Quite yes!
Fat titties, fat booties, and whatever else your lewd desires!

>>22969997
No awawas here, just ara-aras!

>>22969994
And that's the best!

There's something wrong with this girl.

>>22970002
I wish I had a huge, ripped, older monstergirl to call "mommy".

>>22970034
And I wish I never even existed in the first place, but we don't get what we want.

>>22970039
That's probably the second best option for me, to be honest.

>>22970039
>>22970048
Ah bloo bloo

>>22970077
kms

How do I leave my shog house?

>>22970033
What do you mean she's perfectly normal, my hands sink right into my wife's tits all the time

>>22970082
Wear your trusty if gaudy shog raincoat and make sure nothing bad happens when you are outside.

>>22970031
You can't keep a Wonderland lover down, can ya?

>>22970095
Anon, one of my wives would be there and vacations would be regular to indulge in perversion.
And so the kids can see Grammy and Pappy.

>>22970097
Its a special kind of wholesome lewd, isn't it? Imagine how much deeper and better and more wild your sexual escapades can be with your dear wives in Wonderland!

>>22970116
We'd probably go moderately deep for the degeneracy, although the kids will probably stay with the grandparents.

This rata is dominating me, and I'm loving every minute of it.

We need more drawings like this

Are kobolds allowed on the bed?

>>22970205
Need more core fondling in my life.

How badly do you think it hurts to be a low birth rate species of monster with dreams of being a broodmom?

>>22970216
>had to yell at my dog today to stop jumping on bed going "bad dog, down!"
>start imagining having to command a kobold to get down
>she makes sad whimpering noises and slowly climbs down, tail pointed downwards and enlarged pupils to show her sadness
It's a goddamn trap the man eaters they trick and manipulate you they are not to be trusted

>>22970248
As if I could ever say no to my chub, shortstack large breed. It's just not as confortable without her crawling up onto the bed or couch and planting her fat ass in my lap.

>>22970216
Where the hell else are they gonna sleep anon?

>>22970247
Can't be worse than an infertile echidna who opens an orphanage in desperation.

And before you claim "Obama maga will keep that from happening" the low birth rate species could just get a husband who wants to have a million kids and mana will make it happen.

>>22970280
The dog house.

>>22970205
More like what?

>>22970280
Doesn't KDF make his daughteru sleep in a cage?

>>22970093
something bad happened.

Have you heard about the secret cow level anons?

>>22970295
She only sleeps in her cage if she wants to anon, and as far as cages go hers is unbelievably comfy.

>no hellhound to treat you like a pet dog

>>22970295
If you call it a crate instead of a cage the kobolds don't realize what's happening.

>>22970319
What do you get to do on the secret cow level?

i love monsters with fat fucking tails

>>22970351
Tails should be just as thick as their leg and so long they drag on the ground.

At least the lizards and fish need that. Succubi can get away with a little less

>>22970269
Why would you ever need any other girl than your sexy momster who already showers you with her boundless love?

>>22970332
You gotta be on NG+ and think about nothing but big milky breasts while holding a stack of teleportation scrolls

>>22969344
Giving my Yeti wife lots of snuggles by the fire and wrapping her up in a new scarf I got her

I want to bully the panda.

Or get bought off by the MGE panda in the same way before I call her a Tanuki disguised as a Panda.

Kawauso

>>22970362
But my wife's thighs are pretty thick. She's be able to smash boulders with that thing.

>>22970322
>reverse doggy play where she calls you a "good boy" and lets you continue eating her pussy for being obedient, keeps a collar and leash on you
wew

>>22970362
Loli salamanders and dragons should have relatively short tails that start being grabbable with one hand about halfway down the length.

>Write a whole bunch of crappy smut I never release or even plan to finish properly
>Start to get serious about writing
>Can't write smut anymore, would rather write conversations and action scenes
Uh oh

Spidernon, don't know if you're here mate, but your story was great! That bit at the end with the king and crusade- haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Was a real treat, thank you.

>>22970084
Sinking into a Shoggoth's tits sounds fun.

>>22970435
don't sink in too far, you slip in to her body, and travel into the shog dimension

>>22970392
The dream.

>>22970411
Best way to write smut for me is to not masturbate till you finish the sex scene. Course this can go two ways with either your fetish seeping through and disgusting the reader if it's degenerate enough, or writing a pretty hot fucking scene

>>22970447
I call it our marriage ceremony
we shall BECOME AS GODS

>>22970235
makes my pp hard

>>22970457
Yeah, I'm familiar with the "Whoop, went too far all desire to continue is dead time to do something else"

>big strongfat wife wants to spar
>"You're just using this as an excuse to fuck me, aren't you?"
>says she has no idea what you're talking about and honestly wants to practice
>you get into your starting positions
>she intantly pins you and reverse mating presses you into the ground
>says she'll let go if you say "I give," but you're buried too deep in tit flesh to get the words out

>>22970459
If you go to the shoggoth dimension, quadrillions of shoggoths will cling on to you and you'll have a harem of infinity waifus

>>22970485
But can they help me explore the Library of Babel?

>>22970216

>>22970493
But why is she using a leash on the bed?

>>22970493
Dumb Dog.

>>22970498
She feels naked without it

>>22970011
The biggest booties and Titties!

>>22970493
Good girl!
Now roll over!

>>22970493
Get on the bed and fuck!

>>22970493
STUPID DOG, YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that your wife shouldn't be dumping intelligence for charisma.

Yes the tits are nice but huge breasts doesn't make a baka better.
Does make her cute though.

>>22970084
It'd be fun to squish a slime's tits in your hands like it was some kind of stress ball.

>>22970564
What if my wife has huge tits, and lots of intelligence and charisma?

>>22970576
Then what did she dumps?
Strength? Is she a twig?

>>22970564
>huge motherly ochi is kind of a ditz
>could tank a hit from a literal tank but cries when given a rubix cube because she "failed you"

>>22970591
Having good taste in men.

>>22970595
She’s cute and that’s all that matters

>>22970564
I used to think this and then I saw Tomo from Seikon no Qwaser

>>22970597

So wisdom

>>22970612
The real answer is actually both strength and constitution.

>>22970447
There's nothing wrong with being pulled into a Shoggoth so she can spend all day violating you

>>22970600
Even when she seasons your food with Jalapenos instead of regular peppers because the english language is hard?

>>22970632
Jalapenos aren't hot, though

>>22970493
Only Trolls should be allowed in bed, if you know what I mean

>>22970573
>>22970235
How about you just reach in and grab it, pull it close to your dick before releasing a load of goopy jizz all over it to make her ahegao so hard it nearly fries her core in pleasure and she becomes a puddle vibrating in sheer ecstasy

>>22970662
What if you pull the core out?

>>22970640
That actually depends though. My homegrown ones are substantially hotter than anything available in the store.

>>22970682
It would be-

>>22970682
She dies

>>22970682
It'd be kinda like a dullahan.

>>22970684
Actually, disregard this. I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of a different pepper.

>>22970662
Fun game with a wild Slime:

Try to reach in and grab her core with your hand, if you grab it she'll be passive and you win! If you miss, you can try again with your other arm.

If you miss both times, your arms will be stuck and you'll have no way to defend yourself from her.

Onis are all dumb bandits that'll never fit into normal society alone, so that's why you have to take one as a waifu and show her how to be a proper woman

Orange slimes don't need core fondling to feel great. Just touching the outer layer is enough to drive them mad and horny. Besides, they love sugary sweets.

Reminder that sub monsters should have big asses and domme monsters should have big tits.

>>22970768
>kiki is able to gauge how well her depressed master is coping solely by where her uniform is tightest on a given day

>>22970768
What if they have both?

>>22970498
she rushed there after walkies

>>22970775
PUSSY!

I was thinking about starting to write, and i was just wondering, what programs do you anons use to write your stories?

>>22970796
notepad

>>22970754
I bet this means that they love to hug and cuddle as often as possible.

>>22970775
Switch.

>>22970810
They also love to tickle others. Tickle fights which lead to intense sex.

Hey, I think she likes you!

>>22970815
They smell really nice too.

Surely no one would suspect that the reason I keep visiting the infirmary is to spend time with the beautiful ancient evil school nurse, right?

>>22970877
Better make sure to pay attention to the other girls anon otherwise they'll make sure you get sent to the nurse with a broken pelvis

>>22970906
Heckbutt!

>>22970392
Until Cheshire shows up to bully her

>>22970821
If that's the case, just REE at her
>YOU'RE NO TID OL BITTIE HOLSTAUR, RRRRREEEEEEEEEE

>>22970953
>You get stuck at auntie’s place for spring break
>She won’t let you just stay in your room and shitpost on your laptop
>Forces you to come downstairs and watch TV with her and always asks you about school and if you planning on asking a “lucky” girl out
>One morning after being called downstairs you see auntie and the neighbor lady both in 80’s workout attire as they follow and equally old workout video
>Find yourself popping a stiffy as they both stretch
>Curse that bicorn who made you spend the whole night telling her why cuckquean is a shit fetish
>Just sit on the couch watching them with a pillow over your lap

>>22971019
No clue what this has to do with REE-ing at a lilim, but alright

>>22971019
I can see a little wet spot form from their arousal at you watching. Both are getting bred by the end of the day.

>>22970943
>You will never be on a leash and belong to a chesire.

>>22971040
Thank god.

>>22971019
Oh jeez.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk9wCWo0-js

>>22971141
What kind of pleb doesn't want to be a chesires's pet,

>>22970906
>"I don't think more sex will fix my pelvis."
>"Oh, you cute human boys say the silliest things."

>>22970351
Good taste

>Quiet night in Wonderland
>Head in Dear Wife’s bosom as she silently and sleepily runs her fingers through her Dear Husband’s hair
>Join the land of sleepfulness
>Take after the astute dormouse
>pillows are a Wonderland sexport

>>22971474
Sounds like an idea, Hatterfag. Tanukicorp will be visiting with a business proposition soon.

>>22970493
Doggy style time

>>22970493
I'd like a picture like that but with Ropurotto.

>>22971933
i'd like a picture of that but not any of that and i want an ocelomeh's ass instead

Bros, I want my wife to come home, I miss her

>>22972044
Fug wait this isn't the girls frontline thread. M16 is an android so it still kinda counts, right? Have a hotdog in return.

>>22969988
I want a haughty high elf general to use my face as a throne

>>22972076
A noble ambition

>>22972076
I want to impregnate her and her dark elf rival with triplets!

>>22970775
was this from hdoomguy? the pixel art seems similar to his.

Do ocelomeh accept marriage proposals mid rape?

>>22972240
No, you're already married if she rapes you.

>hakutaku with a motor mouth
>their whole shtick is that being the receptacle for all knowledge people flock to them to ask how to defeat mamano and they give them advice that inevitably leads to them being taken by mamano because that ends the threat they represented(because the threat occured and thus has passed and in doing so has ended)
>the constant fuckups and high flying shenanigans makers that are the germans circa WWII ask the hakutaku how to end the conflict

Something something keikaku something something thousand years of peace something something ara ara.

Yeah. I'd fuck a cu sith. Wouldn't even think twice about it.
They've got good personality, and that alone is enough for me to look past the furshit appearance to give her a good dicking and a happy life.

Cait siths are the other hand are shit looking and have shit personalities. Literally no redeeming qualities. Throw them to the furfags.

zzz

>>22972705
ˢʰʰʰʰ, ᶠᵒˣ ᶦˢ ᵃˢˡᵉᵉᵖ

Muscle, titty monster harem

>>22972725
Yeah but orcs tho

>>22972725
That all think you're tiny and cute.
>>22972739
I have nothing against P'orcs, but it would be nice to see greenskin orcs more often.

>>22972620
Cu Siths are thirsty, needy bitches in heat
Cait Siths are cute and fancy

Go become die

>>22972759
It's like the conflict between the orcs of Cirith Ungol and the Uruks of Minas Morgul. They need to be unified by the D.

Consider the following: Tropical elves.

>>22972788
Is there no biome on earth that has not been infiltrated by these knife ears?

do hellhounds like being called good girl or bad girl?

>>22972801
Nope. They go anywhere if it means being able to breed.

>>22972759
Yup.
From an Ochi that wants to protect her precious master to an Ogre who believes only she can bully the ‘little guy’.
Which is still a bit weird as I look like a more buff, less tall Shaggy

>>22972705
Girls are now sleeping, please don't move.

>>22972859
I feel like killing myself by looking at that picture

>>22972859
>weebs only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>22972859
I know the feeling of having a cat fall asleep on my junk.

>>22970419
Glad you enjoyed it!

>Boy gets adopted into a mamono family
>He's wary at first, of course, but they're primarily a family of Holsts and he soon realizes it's a pretty normal, loving home
>He's so happy with the situation that he becomes completely oblivious to any tension he subjects his siblings to
>Morning. His three Holst sisters are already gathered at the breakfast table when he sleepily stumbles into the room and straight towards the fridge.
>He goes for the milk carton while rubbing the sleep from his eyes and finds it to be half-full
>"...Hey, can I have the rest of this?" He gives the carton a lazy slosh to demonstrate the contents.
>His sisters mostly seem confused but all agree that it's all his. One of them even gets up to go rinse off a glass but she doesn't even time to move her chair before he's happily drinking from the carton
>He downs it all one go, each mouthful punctuated with a satisfied 'gulp', the kind that only comes from that 'morning dry mouth drink-the-carton-until-it-is-gone kind of drinking'.
>It's so ice-cold that for a moment he thinks he can see his breath once he finally goes for air. "Ahhhhh! That's the best! Thanks, guys!"
>The carton is thrown away and the boy's out of the room before he ever has a chance to realize that all three of his sisters are awkwardly crossing their arms to hide the set of headlights he just gave them

>>22973095
Wasn't he warned that cows are dangerous and shouldn't be trusted?

>>22972859
I need an Ice Queen in snowflake print onesie pajamas to hug me for my heat even if I'm doing mundane tasks

>>22972859
God, I want this so bad.

>>22973095

>Next morning there's three full glass milkbottles in the fridge
>Everyone at the kitchen table holds their breath while they wait for him to pick one

Flaggy and sword lim needs to be a show.

Have you made an OC latley?
Been working on a tired hakutaku

>>22969989
it's ok, she's a good teacher

>>22973231
>flaggy and sword lim
Flagmander goes on adventures and fights while promoting the battle mansion for her mistress

>>22973252
None recently but the tired taku sounds cute.

>>22973252
Tell us more of the tired taku

>>22973095
That’s the stuff right there

>>22973252
Not quite an OC, but an old cartoon waifu has been slowly adapting to my current monstergirl waifu fantasies.

>>22973407
>It's an adult taku with bargs under her eyes
>she writes notes about random facts as her mind is a constant swirl of information and she cant sleep properly becuasre of it
>She wears a t-shirt that says "I know things"
>people that learn info form her magic transfer has a 60% chance of learning something useless along with it

Little did the boy know he's fallen into the trap and soon he will BECOME the stable.

>>22973252
Gyaru Ocelomeh

>>22973252
Yes

>>22973736
...may I see it?

>>22973758
no.

>>22973758
5min

I want to come up with increasingly lewd and elaborate ways to corrupt human girls with my demon waifu.

>>22973869
>"Is the rubber chicken hat absolutely necessary? I want to be a succubus, not some kind of harpy th-"
>(in unison) "The chicken hat stays on."

>>22973869
Name one.

>>22973869
Based. Thought of thinking of fun methods I could suggest to my demon wife too.

>>22973869
Get womb tattoos to replace tramp stamps.
Start spiking personal lubricant with demonic energy at the factory level.
Have camgirls have to compete with demonic CG avatars.

>>22973869
Quite a few actually. Although all of them pslime related.

Expect the archive to go down sometime this week. I'll provide a new link when it's up.

>>22973447
Man, these lines always remind me of that one Catgirl story. The MC there spouts the same lines.

Temporarily embarassed kiki stalks the night, cleaning the homes of good, honest men who just need a hand with the chores sometimes.

>>22974035
Embarrassed Kiki that gets stuck on a loop cleaning the pasta she keeps spilling out of her apron when?

>>22973869
I want to see people corrupted into Dark Slimes, Shoggoths, Lava Golems and Doromes.

>>22974045
30 minutes later her shog roommate finds her weeping onto a pile of ziti. Some of it is in her hair.

They then have a purely platonic shower together.

>>22973869
Cause an accident involving a Basilisk dropping her mask in the middle of a woman's train car

>>22974055
>purely platonic
Lame

>>22974035
>legends of the Reverse-Racoon spread everywhere
>"it breaks into your house and cleans up your garbage"
>becomes a local sensation for a while, with newspapers speculating on its nature and identity
>meanwhile poor kiki is just dying of embarrassment

Bully the maids

ushis are good girls who'd never hurt a human boy.

>>22974220
Taking a prim and haughty kikimora and lavishing so much praise and affection on her she's basically indistinguishable from a kobold maid!

>>22974233
monsters in general would never hurt a human boy.

>>22971272
I wasn't prepared

Making kikis dress as men less they become a definition of a man

>>22974255
Who dis and why I keep seeing her?

>>22974255
I'm more partial to her sister.

>>22973838
Can we see it now?

>>22974266
I don't know anything about arknights but there's some animal girls.

>>22974220
>ywn grope a maid's ass in the middle of cooking, right when she's adding seasonings and she's at risk of ruining it if she breaks concentration
>ywn lift a maid's skirt when she's crouching to pick up something, making her fall in surprise and giving you a chance to give her a wedgie if she falls with her butt showing
>ywn make her choose between giving you her apron or giving you her panties whenever she makes a mistake, her maid pride making her give you her panties 100% of the time and giving you the freedom to do anything lewd to her panties in front of her
Life is fucking suffering, Anons, i really want my maid.

One day, every monstergirl transforms back into their evil man-eating monster form for 15 minutes, kills their husbands, and then transforms back right afterwards. What happens next?

>>22974233
>>22974249
The highest state of panic a monster can reach is if she thinks she hurt her man. Seeing a man faint for no apparent reason also makes them distressful.
>>22974265
Let your tomboy Kiki wear a butler uniform if she's comfortable in it.

>>22974327
They tell you to fuck off to /tg/

>>22974327
They find new husbands (preferably black ones).

>>22974266
a girl from a relatively new gacha game.

>>22974327
>kills their husbands
would this really happen? i doubt it. the succubus mana may be out of the system but they still got their memories.
also a good portion of monstergirls look mostly the same as their non-monster form (succubi, elves, dwarves, etc.) and another good portion are harmless in their monster form (no, really, how would an umbrella on one leg even try to kill you?).

tl;dr: 0/5, the premise is shite, try again tomorrow after consulting your local hakutaku librarian for "pro tips"

>>22974327
>Lich kills her husband
>Lich goes back to normal
>Lich brings him back and pretends like nothing happened

>>22974410
That's one way to deal with an insomniac husband.

I want to seduce a harpy by performing the mating dance!

>>22974278
Don't get your hopes up.
Sometime this week

>>22974327
>Dark Mage wife
>Literally nothing happens other than her libido shrinking for 15 minutes
>Temporarily plots about kidnapping the local town's children but when the 15 minute period is over she's more interested in making some of her own.

>>22974536
>Dark Mage meet children who were abandoned by their parents in the woods
>Instantly adopts them

>>22974327
>pslime and Pshog
>Drain me of my cum even harder for 15 minutes
>kisses and clean up afterwards
sounds nice.

Which girls would make the best scientists? I imagine in this world grapes would become fine Chemists

>>22974649
Daily reminder that scientist MGs are to be bullied like the nerds they are.

>>22974403
It's canonically what would happen if the Chief God succeeds at reverting monsters. They're bound to their instincts at the end of the day.

>Let us become one, anon!

>>22974649
Science is already Lich's shtick.

>>22974705
>Necromorph Undead Mamano vs Hel Undead Mamano Husband war
>Both sides lewdly battling for husbands
>order cities cower as both sides come to convert the women and marry the men
>Eventually an arms race of sexier and sexier mamano from both sides.
>Hel creating her garden full of numerous undead women and plant hybrids
>Necros evolving to having even more diverse tastes to appeal to every type of man.
Who ever wins, Men will cum.

I want a familiar, a dryad, and a smoke hobo to compete over me!

>>22974649
Obviously Wurm.

>>22974775
Man, i wish my therapist was a Wurm.

>>22974729
Good, the only way this can end is in a harem.

Doggystyle sex with pear-shaped monstergirl lolis

>>22974649
Sylphs make perfect physicists.
>Naturally curious
>Unbound by the laws they study, thus allowing for more direct observation
>Can manipulate kinetic force vector fields inherently

>>22974861
Doggystyle with hour-glass shaped monster girls!

Would you an ancient Shirohebi?

>>22974861
lolis are very sexy. monster girls are sexy. loli monster girls are the sexiest. i want to doggystyle them too

>>22974897
sure

>>22974897
Forever.

>>22974861
I don't wanna be a lolicon! But then I see girls like that!

>>22974705
>>22974729
>meanwhile somewhere off to the side, Annelid now-slime-parasites enter their collective rebellious teenager phase and, contrary to their automation mother's wishes, decide to join in on the sexy mutant mamono arms race, hoping to create mini-hiveminds with their husbands and get some children of their own in the process
>the automation mother is actually quite happy her kids are already so responsible, enough to go and look for a hubby on their own(even if they do so in groups) but her tsundere nature prevents her from showing how happy she is
what other videogame monsters could work well as monstergirls?

>>22972051
Just post gunfox next time.

>>22974897
Only if she was an ancient lolibaba.

>>22974897
If i fuck her, would those branches give fruit?

>>22972267
is that when her womb marries my penis just like in my japanese anime?

How do I get a Trumpart harem?

>>22974933
Only if you successfully knock her up.

>>22975140
Become the king of games

>>22975191
I have to enter an overdramatic card game tournament in Wonderland? Where, if I lose, the girl who wins gets to keep me?

>>22975140
>go to wonderland
>buy booster packs from Cheshires of the Coast
>???
>profit
don't forget the card sleeves while you're at it

>>22975239
Is that what Trumparts call condoms? Or are they like clothes that are see-through on the front?

>>22975235
If you lose, you alp

>>22975239

>>22975262
Not sure that's how alping works, but those are some intense stakes.

>>22975253
closer to a cross between bondage gear and a plugsuit, actually, but made of special polyesters for easier shuffling.

>>22975279
Pic related is the reaction of all MGs in your life when you proclaim that you will live a life of celibacy.

>>22974835
Many harems will form. Many penises will be conquered. Much cum shall be spilled.

>>22974916
Plenty
>Tanuki Corp
>Friendly pharmaceutical company
>secretly researching viruses to make swole and sexy super zombies
>Leech girls, Buff zombies, Super Crocs, and even plants are tested.
>accidentally outbreak happens in home city due to Hel vs Necro lewd war.
>Super Secret Ultra sub zombies and super virus let into cities water.
Will be honest not sure what series you where referring to though?

>>22974296
Literally all girls are some sorts of MGs

>>22975279
???
i thought japan olev magic

Hairy hellhound pussy

>>22974913
>girls like that
Young and adorable you want to protect, while their budding monster natures and a look below their waists still invites you to take their small thick bodies from behind, make them yours, and make love in addition to protecting?

>>22974296
>>22975320
It has some great girls with a side of sadness. Half the cast are ill with no known cure for their condition, granted you play as a doctor and the organization you work for is looking for a cure.

>"ne, Anon, I know what you've been doing, and while it's okay, it still makes me sad. You wouldn't put gloves on when you milk me, right? Or when you pay my head or buff my horns? So why did you buy Nesquick? Do you not like how my milk tastes? Where did I go wrong?"

>>22975365
I mean pat my head* kek not pay

>>22975318
System Shock 2. In the end of the first game, a part of Shodan's core survived, and she continued making mutant soldiers to kill all humanity. however, her creations rebelled and created their/it's own hivemind "the Many", and in the second game you deal with that too.
in my mamono version the many actually split into many small hiveminds of around 6~12 bodies in each, because i find it hotter that way, fight me.

>>22975365
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>22975383
I have no problem with it and i like it.

>>22975335
There's an artist who draws MGE monstergirls based on MTG cards from time to time

Pic related is conquering manticore

>>22975365
>That one new farmboy that got tricked by his coworkers into going to milk the holsts dressed in full medical protective suit
>They told him if he touches the cows directly they will get sick and die.
How hard will the poor bastard get raped?

>>22975390
My Dear Hatter Wife loves seeing couples have lewd degenerate sex! But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!
>”Its flavor reminds them of their saccharine childhood sweethearts, and the milk reminds them of special teas and mixtures, of course!”

>>22975365
I needed the powder to see if my old recipe for strawberry soda still held up from when I was a kid.

>>22975428
Depends, is he small and timid?

>>22974597
>at first she only adopted one of them because she was horny
>then more orphans started showing up in her woods
>now she has 26 children in her small cottage inside a tree
>she desperately wants a man to show up in her woods because her children need a father

>>22975475
That must be fun for the kids to be raised by such a rad magic lady. Does she teach them magic too and help them see the world from a wider lens?

>>22974775
>go to your new therapists office
>she’s a Wurm
>whatever you’re not biased
>sit down and start talking about your problems and feelings
>at the end of your session the Wurm asks you if you like her picture
>she hands you her clipboard and it’s a picture of you and her in a house full of little wurms
>only then do you hear her lock the door

Reminder that shortstacks are for being used as breedable onaholes. Pay no attention to any claims they make about your dick being too big to fit, or that their wombs can't hold any more of your seed.

>>22975429
Interesting wisdom, but who knows if that is truly the correct answer. Your wife is as mad as a hatter after all!

>>22975460
He's small, timid AND kind.

>>22975525
I want shortstacks to bully me.

>>22975335
It's rarely even in the top 5 TCGs there. Duel Masters, Yugioh, and Vanguard are the big three.

>>22975525
Dont worry friend. I have trained my shortstack to become a drooling mess as soon as i shove my cock deep into her womb.

a goblin's cunny

I want a very smart, very prideful cutthroat and politically powerful high elf gf.
And I actually don’t want her to be a stereotypical ‘elves are secretly very lewd’ etc etc, I want her to remain a savvy and Machiavellian manipulator who just happens to desire me and is open about her sexual nature.
Is that too much to ask?

>>22975530
Yeah I give him like five minutes max.

>>22975571
It’s okay to want a Thalmor gf anon, yes

>>22975358
Yes! Exactly those! Especially when they have those tiny, developing breasts - not quite flat, but still small. But I don't want to be a lolicon!

>>22975500
>>sit down and start talking about your problems and feelings
another year on this planet and i haven't accomplished squat, can't even drink myself to death.

>>22975525
Do not fall for this fallen church propaganda, shortstacks are for gentle cuddlesex only.

>>22975425
You mean @koburatuisut?
Is that what his deal is?
Fair enough, since we get all sorts of off-profile art.

>>22975626
That's him yeah. Mostly it's his original designs though.

He also drew monster hunter monstergirls too.

>>22975648
I really like his work. The fanart galleries sometimes miss the fullrez, though.

Big muscled monsters are for big litters.

>sexy little sabbath girls on the prowl for a grown man's thick juicy wee wee on the streets at night after their sabbath meetings where they aren't pressured by the bapho leaders observing them.
you guys don't mind "a little" rape by a pent-up loli, right?

Which type of Monster Girl are you interested in, Dominant or Submissive?

>>22975698
I would rather rape a submissive little loli like an Alice or a Ropurotto Sabbath girl.

>>22975705
Submissive kuudere lolis.

>>22975710
they're teacher's pet type monsters, and therefore, lame and also unfair competition to all the other lolis; And ropu sabbath girls are dogs that hump each other wishing they found a man to hump his dick and also bring dead squirrels into the building, that's pretty weird imo. ropu sabbath is tied with momonika's sabbath as bottom tier sabbath branches.
you have now been enlightened by the chad lolicon, himself.

>>22975585
>Especially when they have those tiny, developing breasts
Good for cupping from behind. Or fitting an entire tiny boob into your mouth while clawgripping her butt and thighs with both hands.

>>22975696
And it's satisfying to raise your daughters and see them grow to be as big and strong as their mom.
>>22975705
Large gentle doms.

>>22975705
Dominant

>>22975698
I don't want lolis to gangrape me and mindbreak me and make me their loyal onii-chan and live a comfy life in a Sabbath!

>>22975705
Dominant genki girls and powerbottom submissive yanderes.

>>22975725
>powerbottom submissive yanderes
Based and gentlemanpilled.

>>22975705
dominant monsters. i hate real women because they don't take initiatives and they rely on men like a bunch of pussies, afraid of life and other bullshit, i guess that's why my female friends say they feel lonely all the time, back then.

>>22975705
Submissive Trolls

>>22975722
Exactly.
Those muscles ain't just for show, they're for carrying a womb full of kids!

>>22975718
I'd prefer cupping an entire breast in one hand while licking her, if I were a lolicon.

>>22975698
But that's illegal!
If she uses her monstrous strength, then stopping her would be impossible, no matter how immoral!

>>22975718
I prefer completely flat prepubescent lolis.

>>22975705
big dominant ones
i can't be trusted to take care of my own life.

>>22975696
Big litters from (relatively) little fathers.

>>22975624
If it wasn't true, then why are they perfect for stretching and cumflating while their feet dangle several inches from the ground?

>>22975698
>ywn be offered some coffee and cuddles from some cute Runya girls, only to be reverse gangraped in a cuddlepile of sleepy lolis

>>22975789
They truly are great breeding partners

>>22975789
where's her mosquito bites?

>>22975807
exactly.
Nothing better than an oni learning she's carrying a whole raiding gang.

>>22975828
You can't post nipples here.

>>22975832
>BIG smug Oni with a huge pregnant belly, sitting on her throne with her husband under her arm

>>22975828
http://imgbox.com/JN3nq5Ew

>>22975789
Why is she so cute?
Why do I want to feel her up?

>>22975842
eh, i'm not feelin it

>>22975840
Or between her and the throne.
I imagine that pregnancy only makes them more 'hungry'

>>22975863
I didn't say it's the best or that you have to like it. I said I like 100% flat girls. Like what you want.

>>22975864
Time for a chugjob?

>>22975875
why do you like it?

>>22975879
Most certainly.
Or you're playing dickthrone today.

>>22975864
>to any normal man, the weight would be unbearable, but to you who has had his pelvis crushed and reformed harder than steel, it's actually quite comforting
>not to mention the way she grinds on you and rhythmically squeezes you inside her makes you cum repeatedly throughout the day
I need this with my wife

Doggystyle with a Werewolf is so stereotypical.

>>22975531
I like inadvertent bullying.

>>22975887
Because I find flat chests and don't like breasts. It's subjective.

>>22975842
I'm not normally into flat, but she makes me hard.

>>22975807
With eventually big daughters

>>22975893
And its only getting 'worse' the farther on she goes.

>>22975789
>prepubescent
I love lolis, but I prefer 18+ lolis, either perma loli species, or pedomorph spell. It's just a personality thing for me. Immature behavior and attitude is a major turn off.

Reminder that human men are meant to be breeding sows for monsters and loyal ever-loving husbands. And human women are meant to be turned into monsters to experience true pleasure in making men submit to them and become their property. Get off your computer and walk into the street, preferably nude, to fulfill your rightful duty right now!

>>22975935
I mean prepubescent in regard to no breasts or giant hyper asses and thighs. For personality I prefer submissive and kuudere.

>>22975941
Can't I just be kidnapped from my room by a NEET Trumpart?

>>22973252
Two ratas in a trenchcoat. Both of them are conspiracy theorists that think the Lilim are lizardman in disguise.

>>22975977
>two ratas in a trench coat
Now I’m just imagining them trying to get into a bar or a R rated movie.

>>22975971
You can accidentally warp yourself into Wonderland by sleeping I think

>>22976012
So I could accidentally warp into a NEET Trumpart's bed?

>>22975475
>at first she only adopted one of them because she was horny
Imagine the opposite scenario of finding a lost Dark Mage loli in the woods and adopting her because you're horny, and she eagerly goes with you while secretly being able to sense you're horny.

>>22975789
Anything between flat and small budding bumps is good, but I prefer the hips, thighs and butt to be shapelier than is expected from a loli of the girl's size.

>>22975935
A lot of monstergirl races would probably be the kind of 2D loli character where the immaturities in their personalities are only mildly rough edges that just make them cute, and they can and like to act more maturely with you than with their same-age friends.

>>22975705
Yes

>>22976012
Keikaku doori

>>22975705
Passive dominant

>>22976058
so an unintelligent wurm?

>>22976022
Could be yeah

Or you could become a plaything to a diamond Trumpart

>>22976030
>but I prefer the hips, thighs and butt to be shapelier than is expected from a loli of the girl's size.
I'm fine with small butts and thighs but a lot of art goes too far for my tastes. I like KCs proportions. The Alice extra art is near perfect for me.

>>22976055
>fall asleep after a stressful day
>wake up to a Cheshire's nice, round ass and thoroughly soaked panties in your face, with her thighs acting as admittedly comfy earmuffs
>she offers to either take you on a tour, or to take you right then and there

>>22976069
Either scenario would be amazing. I wouldn't mind being mutual plaything to a cute Diamond.

>>22973095
I vaguely remember on the MGU forums someone wrote up a profile for a holst variant that would act as a caretaker for human kids and try to groom them into her husband. Also she lactated strawberry milk. I wish I could find it.

>>22975705
Can’t we both be equals and switches?

it's a good idea to protest for the demon realm government to increase law enforcement to protect unwilling men from getting raped by hellhounds when men have to enter the volcanic region (which is
the hellhound's territory) for necessary quests like retrieving important items.

>>22976101
Just send married men. And no, monsters don't just rape and steal men that are marked by other monsters.

>>22973095
I want something like this, but with Barometz and fruit juice or Dryads and tea leaves.

>>22976075
I wouldn't even ask who it is, you don't screen understand how much I'd love to have that. Just marry her on the spot.

>>22976122
Even understand* fuck

>>22976058
That the type that needs a dedicated power bottom?
>You're not leaving the bedroom until you squeeze out all the cum out of me by force! Come on and rape me!
>'kay

>>22976122
And given the Queen's nature when bringing people to Wonderland, that Cheshire would likely be a good match for you anyways.

>>22976088
>HEY
>FARMBOY, OVER HERE

>>22976101
Have you considered trading for them?

What is KC's opinion on futa?

>>22976204
It possibly exists, especially in Wonderland but will never actually show up or be mentioned by name.

>tfw no momster who drains you before school every morning so you don't "cause problems for your female classmates"

>>22976204
It's possible in MGE like most everything else. KC just isn't going to draw it or talk about it in the books.

As a general rule, everything is allowed in MGE as long as it doesn't involve pain and suffering or NTR.

>>22976204
His statement was more or less
>Sure you can imagine it if you like but it is never showing up in canon material.

>>22974897
how ancient we talkin here?

>>22976212
This but with bapho "imouto" who also happens to be the headmistress. And instead of normal school, it's magic school, and your female classmates are witches, familiars, and various other loli monster girls.

>>22974705
>>22974729
>Deadspace

Alright you Smart Asses. Tell me how on Earth would a Brethren Moon Monstergirl, let alone how would Demon Energy even affect the Brother Moons into not being completely... Alien?

Well-dressed foxes.

>>22976222
Are reverse NTR roleplays acceptable?

What if you told a mamono she's Too old

>>22976295
The queen slime to trump all queen slimes

>>22976321
Is she somehow under the impression that doesn't just make my penis harder?

>>22976212
>When your sisters and momster have warped your sense of size so much that all other girls are flat.

>>22976331
It happens

>>22976171
what if you're broke? that's probably why heroes do quests, to make end's meet.

>>22970605
If Tomo had cow ears and a tail people would never stop posting her in these threads

>>22974649
I wrote some backstory for a story I was considering where sneks were best with fine artisan work like alchemy

>>22976321
No such thing, but if you insist, I'm sure she could do something about it. Depending on your tastes, you may have just provided the local Sabbath branch with a new member.

>>22976331
>non-loli Holstaur asks you out
>refuse and say you're not into flatties

>>22976345
If you wish to trespass in their lands you'll either have to pay the "protection fee" or just hire an approved escort.

>>22976342
And its great.

>>22976366
>HFW she sees your youngest sister.
The eye twitch would be something.

>>22976368
That picture reminds me of the fact that Slash posted a picture of the Lava Golem

>>22976368
Can I just stay with a Lava Golem?

>>22976074
That's understandable, I don't want it to go too far either. I also don't dislike the more modest kind of proportions like you said KC draws, even though little girls with big asses are my favourite.

>>22976390
I mean sure, but then you don't really need to take precautions to ensure you can leave to begin with.

There are too many mamono I'd enjoy.

AWOOOO!

>>22976399
What does Lava Golem pussy taste like?

>>22976412
Tomato Soup

>>22976412
Pain

>>22973252
I've been considering doing a Golem OC but no artists will do it. Or care.

>>22976412
Chili sauce.

>>22976444
You can't find an artist to commission?

>>22976444
>but no artists will do it
Absolute bullshit or you're complaining about not getting freebies.

Wonderland gingerbread women. Would they be of the golem type or something else?

>>22975705
Playful light dom

>>22976491
Lite I mean

>>22976393
That looks like an excellent place to stick my fingers, tongue, and dick in.

>>22976342
How nice of him to make friends with a Wendigo

>"Do you like gold, boya?"

>>22976393
I'm surprised how often I get to use this image

Crocodile. You know you want her.

>>22976520
Trust is an important part of relationships. You gotta trust her not to bite.

Stupid Nacho! Awful personality! Will never find a husband! I myself would point and laugh to her face.

>>22973231
The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there's no telling what that idiot is going to do. -Mark Twain

>>22976342
Token black friend

>>22976545
I'll stick my dick in any monster girl, honestly. Even if she is a total bitch like her. Just need to plug her mouth with dick

>>22976545
Nachos are one of my favorite species, though. Would lovingly rape a shortstack one every day.

Does anyone know if YBA ever intends to continue work on "Vengeance in Little Monster City"? I just randomly remembered that story today and how much I used to enjoy it. Does YBA even lurk anymore?

Does he do any other writing on any other websites, or accounts? His writing style's pretty good.

>>22976416
Bisque is my favorite food.

>>22976545
>Will never find a husband!
I love her and she is probably one of the top 10 liked girls in these thread. I know it's hard to understand with your autism but people like different things. Just because you hate something doesn't mean others do.

>>22976444
Do it

>>22976545
They're the only Chaos girls I don't like.