Waking Up In Gensokyo

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Waking Up In Gensokyo Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:02:38 2008 No.229058 [Reply] [Original]

>>228987
Continued.

You are greeted by a pleasant face smiling genially into your own. It isn't Cirno's, and appears to be much more intelligent. The face happens to belong to Keine Kamishirasawa.
Let us pray we never have to mention her last name here ever, ever again, anon.
"Feeling better already?" She inquires personably, looking straight up at you. Your attempt to respond is blocked by the fact your throat feels like wasps declared a war on it while you were asleep. Sucks, you have a cold. Your kind rescuer feels your forehead with her wrist gently. "You still have a fever. Get back in bed." You realize she has a bowl of soup on a tray supported in her other hand. It smells quite delicious.

[ ] Fight against your throat; "Where am I? Who are you? What am I doing here?"

[ ] Obediently go back to bed.

[ ] Struggle! Crazy kidnapper woman!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:03:36 2008 No.229068 [ ] Obediently go back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:04:11 2008 No.229070 Go away, this is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:04:43 2008 No.229074 CIRNO DIED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:05 2008 No.229077 >>229070 You're stupid :<

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:07 2008 No.229078 dear god this rocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:15 2008 No.229076 File: 146 KB, 250x366, 1205715915681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229070 No you're stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:16 2008 No.229079 We lost the strongest in Gensokyo. We're fucked, guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:05:22 2008 No.229080 >>229070 go to bed kiddo

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:01 2008 No.229087

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:04 2008 No.229088 >>229077 >>229076 Cirnomind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:32 2008 No.229093 >>229079 She's not lost. She still fights on. We must lick our wounds, amass an army, and rally behind her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:44 2008 No.229095 [X] Avenge Cirno

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:45 2008 No.229096 >>229085 i'd her horns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:50 2008 No.229084 >>229076 >>229077 Hive stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:50 2008 No.229085 What's the moon phase? If it's full moon, struggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:06:55 2008 No.229086 [x] Genuflect

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:08:17 2008 No.229103 I think it's a good time to save your game, Anon.

>>	TheAsian !9Xbjasiank Mon Mar 17 01:08:41 2008 No.229105 [X] Struggle! Crazy kidnapper woman!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:08:52 2008 No.229102 >>229099 >>229087 >>229070 500 replies don't lie. Your effort is useless.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:09:30 2008 No.229111

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:09:38 2008 No.229113 F5.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:09:57 2008 No.229115
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>>229068
Not protesting in the slightest, you slip back into bed, while she sets a bowl of delicious looking soup next to you on the nightstand. "Please rest well." Keine nods, leaving the room quietly. At least you didn't die. She closes the door behind her, and her footsteps quietly receed.

[ ] Examine the soup.

[ ] Ignore the soup, sleep.

[ ] Eat the soup.

[ ] Screw the soup, attempt to escape!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:03 2008 No.229116 THE HARDER YOU SAGE, THE FASTER WE REACH THREAD 4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:07 2008 No.229117 >>229111 Reported for spamming. Enjoy your ban.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:09 2008 No.229118 [X] Eat the soup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:18 2008 No.229120 >>229115 [x] Eat the soup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:27 2008 No.229123 >>229108 You realize, that sages do nothing as long as more people are aging right? And you realize that even if you sage this up to the 250 reply autosage, another thread will just get made, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:10:28 2008 No.229124 >>229115 [X] Eat the soup. Delicious soup, I must eat

>>	Quiet Unsociable Person Mon Mar 17 01:10:38 2008 No.229125 >>229115 [x] Eat the soup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:05 2008 No.229129 [ ] Reach behind yourself and check the diameter of your anus. Make sure you weren't caved while you slept.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:09 2008 No.229130 >>229115 [x]Examine the soup Hopefully this leads to Keine handfeeding you..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:09 2008 No.229131 [x] Delicious soup must eat

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:19 2008 No.229132

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:32 2008 No.229135 [X] Examine the soup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:11:38 2008 No.229136 When is Anonymous gonna learn to fire danmaku to rescue Cirno from Eientei?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:12:50 2008 No.229138 >>229130 She already left, plan is flawed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:13:16 2008 No.229148 You know, there's something that always bothers me about these "YOU ARE IN GENSOKYO" threads. Gensokyo is in Japan. They speak Japanese. How are we communicating? >>229138 What if we burn our mouths?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:13:22 2008 No.229149 >>229132 So I'm guessing you're trying to get banned or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:13:42 2008 No.229150 >>229138 Come back, Kamishirasawa.. ಥ_ಥ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:14:27 2008 No.229153 >>229148 How would you burn your mouth if you're examing soup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:14:31 2008 No.229154 >>229148 Plot device?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:14:41 2008 No.229156 >>229148 Magic

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Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:15:27 2008 No.229159

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:15:44 2008 No.229162 >>229153 We need to examine the taste. We can burn our hands, too, by sticking our fingers in the soup to test the temperature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:15:59 2008 No.229157 >>229148 Magical automatic interpreters (think Hitcherhiker's guide to the galaxy Babel Fish)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:16:22 2008 No.229165 >>229159 You are an eyesore. Disappear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:16:48 2008 No.229168 >>229162 And how will she know you burned yourself?

>>	Quiet Unsociable Person Mon Mar 17 01:17:12 2008 No.229170 >>229168 Screaming, loudly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:17:33 2008 No.229171 >>229165 XD!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:17:35 2008 No.229172 >>229170 But your throat is weak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:17:37 2008 No.229173 >>229170 Your throat is fucked. How do you scream?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:18:21 2008 No.229178

>>229165
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>>	Quiet Unsociable Person Mon Mar 17 01:18:24 2008 No.229179 >>229172 >>229173 ;_;

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:18:46 2008 No.229182
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>>229118
You grab the soup, and decide to simply try it. Best way. And you're sure it would look bad for a teacher to kill you. Yeah.
The soup is delicious, actually, although you can't identify the type of meat; it's not anything you've had before. Kinda like a cross between chicken and beef. Your throat feels better after you eat the delicious soup, and you lay back into the bed once the bowl is polished off.
You can't help but think of Cirno. Where is she? What happened to her? You can't help but hope the nosy, foolish little fairy is alright.
You drift into sleep once more.
What do you reminice about in your dream?

[ ] Meetin Cirno

[ ] Scarlet Devil Mansion (Damn, you wanted to meet Patchouli.)

[ ] Eientei and the rabbits

[ ] Alice's House

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:19:16 2008 No.229188 >>229182 [x] Scarlet Devil Mansion (Damn, you wanted to meet Patchouli.)

>>	Quiet Unsociable Person Mon Mar 17 01:19:16 2008 No.229189 [ ] Alice's House!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:19:19 2008 No.229191 [ ] Hot Schoolmarm Keine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:19:52 2008 No.229184 >>229170 Drop the soup, shatter the bowl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:20:03 2008 No.229197 Sex scene time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:20:35 2008 No.229200 OH GOD HE'S EATING CIRNO! ;___;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:20:48 2008 No.229203 [x] Neko-Arc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:20:52 2008 No.229195 N E E D A D I S P E N S E

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:21:03 2008 No.229206 [x] Hot Schoomarm Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:21:10 2008 No.229207 [X] Hot Schoolmarm Keine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:22:42 2008 No.229218 You come across a girl selling matchsticks [ ] Put it in [ ] Put it out [ ] Look [ ] Check [ ] Talk [ ] Ask [ ] Move

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:23:20 2008 No.229222 File: 74 KB, 500x500, 1205717000975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229188 Easy question is easy, Anon. Pick an SDM girl. [ ] Hong Meiling [ ] Patchouli Knowledge [ ] Sakuya Izayoi [ ] Remilia Scarlet [ ] Flandre Scarlet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:23:24 2008 No.229224 >>229218 [x] Buy. Then a while later, she gives you the manly cologne item.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:23:47 2008 No.229230 I wonder if anyone's written a java applet that allows for this style of dynamic-narration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:23:52 2008 No.229219 >>229200 >OH GOD HE'S EATING CIRNO! ;___; Don't say such horrible things! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:24:00 2008 No.229233 >>229222 [X] Hong Meiling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:24:16 2008 No.229235 >>229231 A patchu is fine too I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:24:54 2008 No.229231 >>229222 [x] Patchouli Knowledge

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:25:13 2008 No.229244

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:25:20 2008 No.229246 Anon loev danger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:26:15 2008 No.229254 >>229222 Pachuri

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:27:54 2008 No.229259 >>229195 Stop being a troll faggot, or you'll be reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:31:19 2008 No.229295 >>229259 Threats can't deter Anon, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:31:28 2008 No.229294 File: 49 KB, 1280x720, 1205717488158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy is a fucking champ.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:32:07 2008 No.229301
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>>229231
"I have read about this so many times in my books. I am sure I can put that to good use..." The hot, hot librarian sorceress whispers in your ear, right next to you, her clothes quickly being shed faster than you'd expect as she slowly reaches down to your pants, unzipping the-

You are awaken, shaken gently awake by Keine. "You need to take your medicine." She insists gently, unknowing that she interrupted anything as she lifts a spoon containing a purple liquid to you lips.
Cockblocked, anon, cockblocked. How do you react to this outrage.

[ ] Open your mouth obediently.

[ ] Struggle! Damnit, bitch!

[ ] Attempt to turn away, pretend to be still asleep. Damnit, Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:32:32 2008 No.229304 >>229301 [x] Attempt to turn away, pretend to be still asleep. Damnit, Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:32:33 2008 No.229305 WHERES THE FAP, STORYTELLER? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FAP I'M HALF MAST, BUT I DON'T HAVE A GUST THAT WILL TAKE ME TO PORT IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:32:39 2008 No.229306 >>229301 [x] Open your mouth obediently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:32:43 2008 No.229308 >>229301 [X] Attempt to turn away, pretend to be still asleep. Damnit, Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:33:18 2008 No.229312 >>229305 Never promised fap. Sucks, you actually have to work for it.

>>	4tran Mon Mar 17 01:33:43 2008 No.229319 >>229301 [x] Open your mouth obediently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:33:57 2008 No.229309 >>229301 [x] Open your mouth obediently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:00 2008 No.229324 >>229301 [X] Sexually assualt Keine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:03 2008 No.229321 File: 18 KB, 150x150, 1205717643128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229305 Yeah today isn't a very good day for sailing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:05 2008 No.229325 auto-advance mode: all substances will be ingested, all titties will be fondled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:07 2008 No.229323 File: 51 KB, 640x480, 1205717647627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229301 FUUUUUUUCK!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:20 2008 No.229327 >>229312 There's been a lack of what looks like suicide options, can you fix that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:34:36 2008 No.229331 >>229295 But IP ban will. I would like to see anons struggle through proxy just to come back here and repeat the same sage faggottry. Some people just cant seem to learn not to ignore threads they are not interested in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:37:00 2008 No.229338 [x] Open your mouth obediently

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:37:00 2008 No.229340 I thought all sage trolls stay in the carcass that is /a/ where they belong. I guess I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:37:07 2008 No.229341 >>229312 It's implied! Any /jp/ story about Touhou more then 400 words is to end in pron! Its the golden rule! Look at these men! They type with one hand! They demand it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:37:38 2008 No.229349 I can do better than a proxy by unplugging my router and getting a new IP HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:38:06 2008 No.229352 >>229341 We're not at the end yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:39:06 2008 No.229355 >>229349 have a nice fap and go to bed , kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:39:10 2008 No.229356 >>229352 The end of each 500 word segment, I mean. I don't care if you have to suddenly break into it, mid sentance. It must happen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:39:10 2008 No.229357 >>229321 >>229305 same person, but i still lol'd

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:39:42 2008 No.229359
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>>229306
Grimacing, you open your mouth, and she delicately hand feeds you the spoonful, sitting next to you in the chair she scooted up. The medicine tastes rather bland, to be honest, but Keine leans right over you until she is sure you've swallowed the whole spoonful. "Please, rest further." Your throat feels much better after swallowing the syrup, although a bit painful.

[ ] "Uh, why are you doing this?"

[ ] "Have you seen Cirno?"

[ ] "Let me out of here!"

[ ] Remain silent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:39:48 2008 No.229360 >>229359 [x] "Have you seen Cirno?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:40:03 2008 No.229363 >>229357 Uh, definitely not same person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:40:14 2008 No.229364 [x] "Have you seen Cirno?"

>>	Quiet Unsociable Person Mon Mar 17 01:40:16 2008 No.229366 [ ] "Have you seen Cirno?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:40:18 2008 No.229368 >>229359 [ ] "Uh, why are you doing this?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:40:54 2008 No.229361 >>229359 [x] "Have you seen Cirno?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:41:09 2008 No.229372 File: 41 KB, 1049x755, 1205718069170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>229360 >>229361 >>229364 >>229366 Hivemind knows where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:41:17 2008 No.229375 We need the strongest in Gensokyo before tackling Scarlet Devil Mansion again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:41:20 2008 No.229376 >>229366 >>229364 >>229361 >>229360 Oh fine. Go after Ice Bitch. I'm here going for her route, but if you want to get your dick chilled to the core by icecube, fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:41:37 2008 No.229379 >>229363 >>229321 >>229305 SAME PERSON!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:41:44 2008 No.229380 >>229372 >>229375 Cirno was what was in the soup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:42:09 2008 No.229388 >>229372 SOUP, Cirno

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:42:18 2008 No.229389 >>229376 Must be a way to have both..... Keine likes retards\kids, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:42:21 2008 No.229390 This story is interesting. Please, do continue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:42:48 2008 No.229393 >>229376 We're going for the Keine/Mokou/Cirno harem end, remember? It's all or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:42:56 2008 No.229384 Incompetent janitor sure is incompetent HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:44:01 2008 No.229401 >>229393 Throw in China and Patchy in there for lulz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:44:27 2008 No.229406 >>229372 Soup was liquid, and not solid ice. Therefore I deduce that no Cirno peices were added.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:45:12 2008 No.229415 HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY HEY BOYS, IT'S A SPY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:45:43 2008 No.229423 >>229406 She melted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:46:24 2008 No.229430 >>229384 Kind of funny how you're saying "lol incompetent" when no one is really phased by you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:46:29 2008 No.229432 >>229423 Ah, that's just like Keine Putting icecubes in our soup to cool it down I remember when my mother did that as a kid

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:47:39 2008 No.229440

>>229430
You're responding, that's all I need!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM
UNLESS IT'S A FARM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:48:26 2008 No.229450 >>229432 I still do. It's faster than waiting, and it's fun to hear the ice crack as it warms.

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>>229360
"Cirno?" She frowns, confused obviously puzzled by your question. "Isn't that an ice fairy? No, I do not." Hmm. Dead end there. It appear Keine never saw her.
Man, you hope that psychotic rabbit didn't do anything to poor little (9).
She scoots away, grabbing the bowl and putting the spoon in it, taking it all away without a word. She seems rather shy, truth be told, as she walks out. On the nightstand now is a pitcher filled with cold water and a small cup for use at your pleasure.

[ ] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also plan way to find Cirno.

[ ] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also look for possible escape routes.

[ ] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also try to get up and explore the house.

[ ] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also be a kleptomaniac and look for anything that could be of use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:51:37 2008 No.229485 [x ] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also try to get up and explore the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:51:38 2008 No.229486 [X] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also try to get up and explore the house.

>>	Quiet Unsociable Person Mon Mar 17 01:51:39 2008 No.229487 [x] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also be a kleptomaniac and look for anything that could be of use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:11 2008 No.229494 Why would you be thirsty after eating sou... oh wait, you were asleep. Okay, nevermind. Crisis averted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:14 2008 No.229496 [X] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also try to get up and explore the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:22 2008 No.229498 [X] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also try to get a date with Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:22 2008 No.229499 GENUFLECT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:34 2008 No.229501 [X] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also plan way to find Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:50 2008 No.229489 >>229477 [x] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also plan way to find Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:52:55 2008 No.229491 [ ] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also plan way to find Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:53:33 2008 No.229513 FUCK GUYS, THE WATER IS CIRNO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:53:49 2008 No.229505 >>229487 [x] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also be a kleptomaniac and look for anything that could be of use. Old School RPG time. Lets raid the house for all its shit. She won't notice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:54:00 2008 No.229519 >>229513 Don't you start, Anonymous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:54:39 2008 No.229523 [x] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also be a kleptomaniac and steal Keine's virginity when she comes back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:55:36 2008 No.229530 >>229513 Don't say such horrible things! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:56:56 2008 No.229533 GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN GENTLEMEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:57:42 2008 No.229545 [x] Drink water. You're thirsty. Also plan way to find Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 01:58:00 2008 No.229547 >>229523 This sounds good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:00:37 2008 No.229559 >>229523 >>229547 Too bad it's first reply, and not majority.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:01:14 2008 No.229563 File: 169 KB, 750x750, 1205719274750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEVAR FORGET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:02:34 2008 No.229572 Whoever the author is, he has my respect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:02:45 2008 No.229576 >>229572 And my bow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:02:57 2008 No.229577 File: 65 KB, 800x800, 1205719377357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:03:27 2008 No.229583 >>229576 And my axe!

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:03:34 2008 No.229582
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>>229485
((Storyteller-kun may have to depart after this for the night, guys.))
After drinking some of the cold water, you slip out of the layered sheets and out of Keine's bed. You decide if you're going to explore the house, it would be prudent to get dressed. You do so; your clothes are freshly washed and smell faintly of soap and lavender.
It's rather pleasant.
Quietly, you look around for your shoes and socks. You can't find them, and the wooden floor is kind of cold. Ah, well. You exit the room and find yourself in a hallway. There appears to be some form of living room to the left, the right is a dead end. There are three other doors in the hallway. Where do you go?

[ ] Living room.

[ ] Door #1

[ ] Door #2

[ ] Door #3

[ ] Head back and sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:03:45 2008 No.229585 >>229572 Gensokyo Man has my respect as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:04:00 2008 No.229586 >>229582 [x] Door #2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:04:31 2008 No.229588 >>229582 Call for Keine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:04:34 2008 No.229589 Door #3

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:05:34 2008 No.229597

[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK
[x] GET YE FLASK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:05:48 2008 No.229598 File: 34 KB, 543x451, 1205719548222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Door #2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:05:54 2008 No.229592 [X] Call for Keine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:06:00 2008 No.229603 >>229582 If you depart, please say when we can hear more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:06:12 2008 No.229604 >>229582 >>may have to depart after this for the night How will this finish, then?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:06:14 2008 No.229606

Is this janitor automated or something?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:06:33 2008 No.229609 [x] Mystery box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:07:14 2008 No.229613 >>229597 YOU CANNOT GET YE FLASK [ ] GO WEST [ ] GO EAST [ ] GET YE FLASK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:07:19 2008 No.229614 >>229604 >>229603 Tomorrow, I'll be back around, say, 1-2 PM EST. You're headed through door number two. Until then... Sweet dreams, anon. Try not to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:07:58 2008 No.229610 >>229603 I vote Sunday to become our Adventures in Gensokyo day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:07:59 2008 No.229611 >((Storyteller-kun may have to depart after this for the night, guys.)) Goodnight gensoko man, sleep well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:08:41 2008 No.229620 Save in slot 1? ☐Yes ☐No

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:09:42 2008 No.229626 >>229614 I WILL BE THERE YOU BETTER BE THERE FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:10:24 2008 No.229632 Gensokyo Man is the best thing to happen to /jp/ since its creation. Hey, maybe we should worship him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:12:24 2008 No.229643 Goodnight, sleep tight, See you Anons tomorrow night. If I miss it I trust that someone of you guys will know what happened in the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:12:35 2008 No.229645 FUCK YES! YOU ARE THE BEST IMPROV /VN/ EVER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:15:02 2008 No.229665 If someone can rapidshare me the script so far, I can make a imprompteu 1 route VN with generic screens. Wouldn't be hard to mesh together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:15:06 2008 No.229666 >>229614 FUCK I HAVE CLASS THEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:16:10 2008 No.229668 Damn I hope this gets archived or screen capped, I've got classes tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:17:35 2008 No.229680 >>229665 You can't just go through the threads? They all still exist...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:18:35 2008 No.229685 >>229665 http://rapidshare.com/files/100119459/You_Wake_Up_in_Gensokyo.zip.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:18:38 2008 No.229686 >>229680 I'm lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:19:05 2008 No.229689 >>229668 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/229058 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/227407 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/226131

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:19:28 2008 No.229695 >>229614 Just make sure a shark doesn't come through my door while I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:20:13 2008 No.229699 >>229668 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/229058 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/227407 http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/226131

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:26:05 2008 No.229742

>>229614
>Sweet dreams, anon.

"I have read about this so many times in my books. I am sure I can put that to good use..." The hot, hot librarian sorceress whispers in your ear, right next to you, her clothes quickly being shed faster than you'd expect as she slowly reaches down to your pants, unzipping the-

You are loudly awoken by your alarm clock. "Fuck this, I have off work today dammit!" You're furious interjection does nothing to ease the pain that's suddenly entered your heart.
Cockblocked, anon, cockblocked. How do you react to this outrage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:34:32 2008 No.229808 >>229614 I'll have to stay up at 03:30 in the morning so you'll better be there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:35:19 2008 No.229815 >>229614 I'll have to stay up at 03:30 in the morning so you better be there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:35:35 2008 No.229817 >>229742 ☒ Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 02:51:36 2008 No.229944 >>229620 ☒ Yes

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