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2287525 No.2287525[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Attention /jp/, I have seized your vital regions! I have just finished /a/ and /c/ as well.

>> No.2287528
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2287528

Fascinating!

>> No.2287533

Stop!
I need that to fap!

>> No.2287534
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2287534

Invade whatever you like, you'll just become one with Russia in the end anyway.

>> No.2287537

>>2287525
Well, I can still see my balls, and I see no hands other than mine touching it.

>> No.2287546
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2287546

I don't understand why everyone always starts talking about their junk whenever I invade their vital regions!

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>> No.2287560

My invasion of 4chan's vital regions is almost complete! On to the capital (/b/)!

>> No.2287579
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2287579

Our vital regions are localized to our minds.

How can you defeat one in the sanctity of one's own world?

>> No.2287586

>Axis Powers Hetalia

Fujoshi shit.

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>>2287525

Prussia, what have I told you about invading smaller countries? This will all end in tears for you if you keep it up, young man!

>> No.2287592

>>2287579

Are you implying that everyone on /jp/ has Reality Marbles?

... What the fuck would Anonymous's mind materialize itself as?

>> No.2287597

>>2287588
Stay out of this you damn vampire!

>> No.2287599

>>2287592
An ocean of piss.

>> No.2287596

>>2287592
The internet.

>> No.2287594

>>2287579
What? First you people won't stop talking about your crotches, and now your going philosophical on me?

>> No.2287601

lol so randum xD

>> No.2287605

You do of course realize, dear Prussia, that if you did conquer us you would have to sustain an army of maniacs that produce nothing and consume everything, all while they never stop complaining?

>> No.2287606

>>2287592
Gensokyo.

>> No.2287609
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>>2287597

No, no, that's Remi. Silly boy, how shall you conquer these territories when you cannot even name their rulers? You'll get nothing but a firm smack on the bottom from me, young man!

>> No.2287613

>>2287609
...SHUT UP!

>> No.2287620

>>2287613
Your debate skills are impressive. I almost couldn't make fun of them.

>> No.2287628

/b/ is surprisingly resistant to my invasion. They all merely try to send me to /cm/. But I don't want to go to /cm/, all they do is claim I and many others are their bishies!

>> No.2287634

>>2287628
You can't invade something that invades itself all the time.

>> No.2287638

>>2287634
But... I... fuck it, I'm going home.

>> No.2287643

>>2287638
That's the spirit!

>> No.2287662

>>2287609

>you damn vampire
>That's Remi

Are you trying to say you're NOT a vampire, Arc?

I suppose it's technically true as you're merely the IMITATION of a true, perfect vampire.

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