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None of them, hopefully

>Which idolmaster girl

Yayoi

>do you most want to get pregnant?

I don't want to get pregnant, I'm a man.

Azusa. She's at a good age for pregnancy.

Miki. She asks during a convo where do babies come from so it'd be funny for her to find out by having one.

Chihaya. No shit. Though I don't like her that much (r-really, y-you silly!), I think she would make a perfect mother, if she wouldn't try and cut herself at each passing second.

Is this Ami? She looks like a bad girl.

Asuza, she wouls bear healthy, dim-witted children.

>>2283272
Happy klutz family!

Yukiho.
She is the most moe idolmaster.

Iori, shes a bitch and I get off when bitches break down from pregnancy by rape and the like. MINDBREAK IS THE BEST GENRE OF HENTAI

Ami and Mami.

Because both of them want some cock.

I wish to impregnate Makoto. She'll have no choice but to marry me then.

Mami but not Ami

>>2283512

>>2283527
You happy now, bitch?

God damn.

>>2283281
Seconded.

>>2283527
Goddamn pillow.

>>2283532
Relax, it's just a cushion.

>>2283527
Can anyone explain to me what the whole thing with 兄(C) is all about? I've seen it in quite a few fan things with Ami and Mami now, and I don't get it.

I think Yayoi would make a good mother in a few years.

impregnate and marry into HIGH CLASS with takane

otherwise azusa

>>2283569
It's how they write "niichan" in the (almost incomprehensible) emails they send you in the game, if you buy that DLC option.

>>2283603
Ah, that explains it a little then. What's the DLC option?

>>2283572
I think she would right now...

>>2283628
In the XBox 360 game (and I assume on the PSP as well) you can buy each idol's cellphone email address as downloadable content. If you have the email address of the idol you're currently producing, you'll randomly get mail from her while playing.

>>2283739
Come on, at least have the decency to let her finish middle school.

>>2283778
That's a rip off.

>>2283778
Ooh, nice. I don't think they'll have it on the PSP version since as far as I know there's no system to allow for downloadable content on it, though I'm not certain of that.
Well, if all goes well I hope to have an Xbox360 of the proper region and a copy of idolm@ster some time this summer. Of course things could go wrong in my plans, and the exchange rate for sterling could crap out and ruin the plan.

>>2283790
Well, sure, I'd time it so she doesn't give birth until after she graduates. It's the least I could do for her.

>>2283803
Yeah, that's the synonym for DLC

>>2283329
Shotgun Wedding!

No love for Ritsuko?

>>2284182

I'd only marry her if she agreed to never put her hair in those horrid braids again.

Should I use my tax refund to publish the novel I wrote last year or buy an Xbox 360 and Im@s?

>>2284232

Get the 360, no one reads books nowadays.

>>2283279
I really need more idolm@ster stuff. There is not enough translated stuff at all.

>>2284232
The game is region-locked, so get a Japanese 360.

Such a shame she's barren though.

>>2286021

My ideal girl is a barren girl. Then we can have as much unprotected sex as we want. My genes don't deserve to be passed on anyway.

Both of them. At the same time.

>>2286023
I guess she doesn't deserve it either.

>>2286074
can't blame you. You know, with the way this game is rendered I can now honestly say I have a 3d girlfriend.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm581112

>>2286079
So, we separate it into 2D, 3D and real 3D now?

>>2286023
I know what you mean. I'm also a good for nothing that shouldn't breed. BTW, unprotected sex can still be a bad thing because of STDs but if you are both virgins the risk of that is somewhere around 0.

Why just one? I want preg Azusa and Takane to both press or rub their big breasts and preg bellies against me simultaneously

>>2286077

>>2283281
Gonna agree with this man. Her strict upbringing has already trained her towards being a perfectly docile wife.

>>2287685
And her favorite activity is burying in holes. What's not to like?

Ami and Mami.

>>2286021

>>2286021
When is it ever said that she is barren?

>>2283281
I'd drill her...

>>2286074
>>2287737
You fuck off.

I was first. >>2283321

I'd knock up Chihaya, but then she'd probably kill herself and I'd feel guilty.

>>2287766
This isn't about which of us will get them pregnant. It's about which of us want to get them pregnant. I think it'd be fun to see how both of them would handle pregnancy.

>>2287786
"Nii-chan, guess what? I'm carrying your baby!"
"Me too, nii-chan!"
"...fuck."
"You should take the day off, Producer-san."

>>2287804
... I now have a massive urge to see Ami and Mami pregnancy porn.

>>2287804
I'm curious, have you ever played Idolm@aster on the xbox 360?

>>2287809
Good preg porn/hentai does not exist.

>>2287815
I've seen some, but it's rare and buried amongst mountains of bad stuff.

>>2287815
Yes it does, why just a month ago i was watching this animu http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=4735

>>2287814
Yes, but not for very long.

>>2287820
I think the reason there is mountains of bad preg hentai is because the majority of the artists are sick fetishists that can't appreciate the simple way but sadly it makes sense because if they weren't sick fetishists why would they be interested enough to make preg hentai in the first place? No wonder the non-hentai preg stuff is better because that's drawn by the artists that appreciate the simple way.

Yukiho. Not because of "the most moe" or any other shit like that-
I actually think she'll be a great mother, and someone i can easily spend whole my life with.
Yukiho is loev ;__;

>>2287899
You say Yukiho is loev but what about Miki or Azusa? Miki calls you her honey while Azusa romantically treats you as her special someone.

>>2287912
Miki calls all older men honey.

>>2287912
BITCHES AND WHORES

"Producer, guess which one of us is carrying your child."

(And the answer is... all three!)

>>2287912
All the idols crave your cock to a greater or lesser extent by the end. Including the twins.

>This thread

>>2287707
so when he loses her shit, she can bury the kids and everyone will be none the wiser!

how does one become pregnant?

>>2283279

sauce?

>>2288411
GEE I DONT KNOW

>>2288305
But the twins start to crave your cock the very first day you meet them.

>>2286077 aveRAGE femanon on /jp OMNOMNOM!

>>2288130
You mean these three?

>>2288693
Loli trio marriage is my dream.

>>2288471
No, they start to crave your ass. As in to spank it. Kinky lolis are kinky.

>>2288703
I got a proposal from 3 lolis not too long ago.

Not really, but you believed me, DIDN'T YOU?HONK HONK

>>2288853
Was it an Indecent Proposal?

Ami: "Niichan, Mami's all worn out, so let's have a rest at that hotel over there."

P: "Hahaha, maybe in six years."

>>2288963
This is what happens immediately after this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VPLDsU_2FQ

>>2288978
I love that song

>>2289005

That isn't a song at all.

>>2289011
close your eyes

Mm I've been playing the PSP version (Perfect Sun) and I really like it. Is the 360 version much different? So I aint like missing anything? Also the feeling of carrying a loli idol who could give you a performance anywhere in your pocket is so great!

>>2289011
its a well known song outside IM@S
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9aInai09bM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JevNmW1KwPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w54MBOzmJb4

Hey, does anyone happen to know how to save screenshots from SP to your computer?

>>2289117
Even Michael Jackson has heard it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_8AkeVE8tY

Kotori, of course.

>>2283230
All of them. Getting them all pregnant before they know producer-san is being a pimp and then getting the hell out of dodge before the police nab you should be one of the goals of the game.

>>2290136
I don't think running from the cops would be needed since it's Japan. Ruining girls isn't punished harshly there assuming the girl(s) even press charges.

>>2289607
Oh its a long process.

Good question and one that I have given A LOT of thought to for years. I find myself being torn by the following:

Takane: She has large breasts which make the sex more fun but additionally, large-breasted women tend to be healthier and have healthier offspring. This has been proven.

Asuza: She is also attractive and the inherited empathetic powers would be a nice advantage for Anonymous Jr.

Makoto: One the plus side, she has a lean athletic body with a proper amount of padding around the buttocks which make her ideal for rear entry ..if you know what I mean. On the minus side, she's not feminine.

Haruka: Haruka was a god-like being who along with her associates, assumed human form and took over the original 765 Production studio. As being human was new to her, she was completely submissive and eager to learn about kissing! Anonymous could teach her much! By being completely submissive, she would also allow Anonymous to raise their progeny any way he sees fit. I have met Haruka and she is still attractive although old. I would have impregnated her in 2007, but not now as she is old.

I suppose any of these four would do but the two I would DEFINITELY stay away from:

1) Yayoi: After being raped by two guys in a van, she has become soiled and is undesirable to me. After such a forced entry, as well as two children (by DIFFERENT fathers so we know what she's all about!)of her own, her birth canal must be like a garbage chute.

2) Iori: Her multiple sexual assaults and life as an alcohol and drug abuser, prostitute, and her excessive promiscuity, she has more mileage than my father's Oldsmobile. She would make a POOR role model for Anonymous, Jr.

>>2290655
>Makoto
>not feminine

>>2290136
Suddenly, 10-way marriage end?

>>2290554
Even with Japan's laughable age of consent laws, some of those idols are in statutory rape territory.

>>2290655
Huh? Azusa has even bigger breasts than Takane. Azusa is the biggest at 91cm while Takane is second at 90cm.

whos Takane? that grandma looking one?

>>2290836
Ouch.

Yes.

>>2290714
that would be a nice H doujin.
They would lick the producer clean

>>2290655
>1) Yayoi
>2) Iori

wtf, citations needed

>>2290714
I seriously ask my self... why in hell do i know their names? I could be learning kanji or something a bit more useful.

>>2290655
Anonymous, Jr
hmm...

>>2290743
she has bigger other dimensions at least

NONE
I hate taking care of kids

>>2290967
IIRC she ranks the highest in every stat except bust in which she loses by only 1cm.

>>2290854
"And now I pronounce you man and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife. You may now kiss the brides."
"Yay, we're married now, nii-chan!"
"Well, this is certainly different..."
"Oh my..."
"Yay!"
"Y-you better take care of me, okay?"
"Hehe, I look really feminine in a wedding dress.."
"I-I'll try to keep my dad from killing you, Producer-san."
"Isn't this great, honey?"
"I wasn't expecting this at all..."
"Now we all get to have fun together!"
"Oh god, I am so going to die tonight..."

Harooka is the one for me.

>>2290714
But .... I count 11

More like: Which Idolm@ster girl do you want to get the most pregnant?

Chihaya, of course.

>>2291045
should I feel proud for feeling confident that I could match 9 of those 11 lines?

>>2291161
I don't see what the difference is. There aren't different degrees in how hard you get her pregnant. You get her pregnant and let nature work it's course.

>>2291189
You can have more than one child, silly.

>>2291189
sure you can.
Climaxing inside her more than ten times is considered hard.

I would rather get Femanon of /jp/ pregnant.

Doujin of Chihaya bent over producer-san's desk experiencing the pleasure of being cummed inside where?

>>2291189
I think he was trying to say "Which Idolm@ster girl do you most want to get pregnant?", rather than questioning the degree to which you want to get her pregnant.

>>2291195
"Damn, it sure is flatlands in here"

>>2291223
"Degree"?
There are two degrees in pregnancy: pregnant or not pregnant. And that's it.

>>2291195
Oh ok. I hadn't thought about that. In that case I think it'd be most interesting to thoroughly impregnate Hibiki because she has the highest BMI so I think she would have the highest capacity for babies.

>>2291240
I disagree. Later stages of pregnancy feature the aim of the quality embodied in its fullest form. In this sense, the woman is more pregnant than a recently fertilized one. Pregnancy is not an on/off switch, but rather a dial on a guitar amp that goes up to 9 instead of 11. At 9, it is safe to say "I'm sorry, but I am very pregnant." whereas a woman losing her child at stage 2 may result in the comment "It's ok, I was only a little pregnant."

>>2291283

If I'm disseminating your retarded post correctly, I think it's safe to say that a miscarriage is traumatic at any stage of pregnancy.

>>2291290
No miscarriage is a walk in the park, but trauma is not an on/off switch either. At level 2, there is a feeling of lost potential, but the woman was only a little pregnant, so it's not that bad. At level 9, the trauma is loud and intense, because it essentially was a child at this point, and the woman was very pregnant.

>>2291314
how traumatic would it be if i sliced open a 8 month pregnant chihaya, pulled out the fetus and chopped it up

>>2291340
Reasonably so

>>2291210
Here.
http://www.mediafire.com/?nazztlhwjtk

Do you ever wish you could impregnate someone, Arisa?

I mean without using a turkey baster.

>>2291496
...yeah, I think about it sometimes.

>>2290600
I never assumed it would be easy.

Though I kind of expected some Japanese dude had already made some program that automates the process.

>>2291398

They're so similar and yet so hot together.

>>2290675
I-Is that a spork, or just a regular fork?

>>2293139
Ugh, no. That doujin would have been so hot for me, Chihaya being fucked in buruma, but Azusa completely ruined it for me. Though I suppose some people just have weird tastes, I guess.

None of them willingly.

>>2293524
Why is that girl on the left in the picture consistently portrayed as being slightly insane?

>>2293535
Mami
You need no further explanation

>>2293524
THOSE... BITCHES!

>>2293524
FU
CK

>>2293524
Do they really want the producers babies that badly?

>>2291045
I could only guess Makoto "feminine in a dress"

Chihaya, so she dies in childbirth.

>>2283230
all of them

>>2293780
So cruel, anonymous

>>2293780
Nagisazzle NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The memories ARGH!!!!!!!!

>>2291256
Are you stupid? Hibiki may have the highest BMI but I doubt that would give her the most room for fetuses. Takane is the biggest of the girls so she would be the correct choice if you wanted to make one of the idolmaster girls pregnant with as many fetuses as possible and see how big her stomach would get.

>>2293766
Since they day they met.

>>2293766
I tend to imagine that the reason they're doing it is because they AREN'T the ones he's using them with.

Why get them pregnant when you can titty fuck them?

>>2294705
>Yayoi - F cup
>Chihaya - More than F
I see this so often and yet it makes me rage every time.

>>2294705
thats based off the shitty anime
at least judge their breast from Do-Dai

>>2294740
They'll grow up some day. They'll become women, no matter what you do to hold them back.

>>2294705
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>2294748
Saying this in that context is all kind of wrongs.

>>2294740

>>2294705
How does one tittyfuck Chihaya?
It'd still work nicely with Ami and Mami together though...

>>2294748
There are medical treatments that can prevent puberty from every happening. Normally only deployed in cases of severe mental disability, and very rarely to try and make things easier for the parent or carer. But there's nothing stopping you from using these medicines for reasons other than their intended purpose...

>>2294792
How awful. I love what puberty does to little girls.

>>2294799

>How awful.

How awful indeed. Ageing is disgusting.

>>2283241
fpa

>>2294748
So if I slice their jugular, tear out their guts, stuff them, and mount them in my room they'll continue to grow up and become women? I gotta see that

>>2295708
heh damn u edgy son... postin' on the edge

>>2294740
Almost as bad a crime was that they changed Iori's hair color.

And voice.

Iori is so dashing and handsome.

>>2295787
Not sure if want.

>>2296052

Why wouldn't you?

>>2287745

Ish okey broh, haev som Speshool Ehdeeshon Harloohkar tisshoez

>>2297182
I'm not sure if I want Iori seducing Yayoi and taking her innocence.

I want to be the one to do that.

Ritsuko

>>2297384
YayoiXIori is canon.

>>2294787

truth hurts

>>2297466
Did she gain boobs somewhere? I'm guessing it's from the new SP release or is something else going on? Sorry for not knowing, I don't follow Chihaya.

>>2297480
bwh, notably the b part

>>2297480
The joke is that those are the official measures of Hibiki, yet most official art portraits her as being as flat as Chihaya.

>>2297495
Ahh, I see

>>2297495
She's good at hiding em

>>2297495
>>2297508
see
>>2297481
its a magic tube top

or it depends on her powerlevel

>>2297575
bump for my accidental sage

Greta, bitches.

>>2297481
...I seriously lol'd.

>>2297384

>I'm not sure if I want Iori seducing Yayoi and taking her innocence.

Sounds like a good fap to me.

Why do all of the idolmasters want in Yayoi's pants?

>>2298585
Maybe it's the smell?

>>2298585
She is moe without being shy like Yukiho.

>>2298599
I don't think you have a proper understanding of moe.

>>2298598
Hibiki seems to like the smell, but I'm not so sure about Iori...

>>2298585
Because everyone loves Yayoi.

>>2297481
>>Takane : Jolly Good show, everyone!
>>Miki : Man alive, I'm pooped.
>>Hibiki : I take clothes off now!
>>Takane : Ugh, so shameless.
>>Miki : You don't have to take 'em off so fast, you know.
>>Miki : What would you do if there's an encore?
>>Miki : Ganaha... WHAT THE HELL
>>Hibiki : Hmmm? Yes? Oh! It binding breasts, yes?
>>Miki : Breast binding...?
>>Hibiki : It great-build character, yes-no?
>>Otonashi : I don't know what's come over her. She's just been uncontrollably crying.

>>2298794
Those eyes... I love that artist

Ai Kago~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

>>2298794
Wait, there's more from this artist?
WHERES THE SAUCE GOD DAMMIT

None, because I never played this stupid dancing game, so I don't know any of them. WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE AN ANIME YET?

>>2298807
I do too. Have some Yayoi and delicious cake.

I'd buy a 360 if Idolmaster was translated. Just for that. Am I strange?

>>2298835
Enjoy your OVA until they decide to make an anime about them actually being idols and not mech pilots.

>>2298944
Am I alone in liking Xenoglossia?

>>2298944
Silly Chihaya, no one would think about inviting you unless they had no one else!

>>2298953
It's a fine anime, but it's not an iDOLM@STER anime.

>>2298944
OVA was Mikitastic.

OVA was nothing special unless you are a big fan of the game(s).