/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Every day is repost day!

>>2281636
Gonna repost it everyday until she gets a phone call.

whats the red text say?

>>2281642
YOU'LL BE REPOSTING UNTIL YOU DIE!

>>2281645
"There's still a chance!"

>>2281624
MUSHI MUSHI THIS IS PRODUCER SAN

"Wasn't there something I was supposed to do today?"

"Ah, ah, I don't think soAHhhhH!"

>>2281671
Silly Neo, that's a banana, you can't even call out from that.

Stealing your precious things.

>>2281693
And doing horrible things with them.

Why do you guys always exaggerate the WHOMG SUICIDAL aspect of Chihaya? I mean, come on. I may not know what they are, but she has other personality traits.

>>2281727
>but she has other personality traits.
We'll let you know when we find them.

>>2281727
Because fanartists are known to focus mostly on gimmicks.

When the characters don't have any obvious gimmicks, they extrapolate one from some obscure detail in the game/show/book/manga and just use that.

Why do you guys always exaggerate the WHOMG HUNGRY aspect of Saber? I mean, come on. I may not know what they are, but she has other personality traits.

Yep, just gonna wait right here.

In front of the phone.

In case he calls.

Honestly, I wouldn't call Chihiya. I'd rather go out with Haruka, she seems fun and spontaneous and not a slut.

>>2281624
Is it true that Chihaya can fly?

>>2281776
>Chihaya
>a slut
You're a horrible person. ;_;

>>2281776
How about two for one?

>>2281776
She reminds me of Haruhi, at least a less annoying and bitchy version.

>>2281800
Haruhi is a brat that does whatever she pleases, if anything, she'd be more like a less lazy Miki.

>>2281776
THE BEST

>>2281782
If you imagine really hard, and jump off a building, anything is possible!

>>2281797
"Niichan, Mami's all worn out, so let's have a rest at that hotel over there."

"Hahaha, maybe in six years."

we need better doujins of the Producer-san and crew

>>2281797
better idols there are none.

>>2281828
Well, Kotori is part of the crew...

>>2281807
>ごし ごし ごし ごし

>>2281822
I wwwwwd

>>2281797
sauce/artist? also MOAR.

Cute as hell.

I like Mami better than Ami and it's this video that did it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEzOckQ3-Qw

Is there anything equally good for Ami? Otherwise I don't think I'll ever like her as much.

>>2281899
I liked Mami better than Ami because of this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VPLDsU_2FQ

Yep, he's going to call.

Any second now.

>>2281935
Mami is a good girl... good AT GETTING ME HARD.

>>2281947
I'm Producers new girlfriend, stop bugging him, he never liked you, you flat chested ugly boy!

I think the conclusion is simply Mami > Ami

>>2281947
"Yeah what is it? I though you knew about my second job! Oh? Sure I'm free tonight, I'll meet you at our usual place. Oh I know you will... See you then, lover boy ~<3"

>>2281947

No, this is Patrick.

>>2281961
"How did she get my number!?"

>>2281991
well played

>>2281991
I lold and started to hate you at the same time

>>2281967
Mami is a good girl, and good girls deserve to be praised.

>>2282001
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>2282013
Ami gets praised too. While Mami watches.

>>2282013
Someone needs to splice this picture into the "Mami is a good girl" communication for great lulz.

>>2282036
Oh, I don't have this one yet. Sauce?

>>2282058
IIRC it's Flip, Flop, Fly by Bolze.

>>2282062
>Bolze.

>>2281839
i wish i had this kotori doujin

>>2282062
Thanks, managed to find it surprisingly quickly.

>>2282100
Having an office slut around must be handy.

>>2282126
She's a good girl.

I think I have that Kotori one around here somewhere. Oh well.

>>2282108
Didn't find it on /rs/, since all the links are dead. Did you find it on a torrent?

>>2282159
where is it

Don't Try Suicide Lyrics
Artist(Band):Queen
Review The Song (3) Print the Lyrics


Send "Don't Try Suicide" Ringtones to Cell

Words and music by Freddie Mercury

A-one two three four one
Yeah

Okay
Don't do it don't you try it baby
Don't do that
Don't don't don't
Don't do that
You got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

So you think it's the easy way out?
Think you're gonna slash your wrists
This time
Baby when you do it all you do is
Get on my tits
Don't do that try try try baby
Don't do that —you got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

You need help
Look at yourself you need help (yeah, yeah)
You need life
So don't hang yourself
It's okay, okay, okay, okay
You just can't be a prick teaser all of the time
A little bit attention—you got it
Need some affection—you got it
Suicide suicide suicide bid
Suicide suicide suicide bid
Suicide

Don't do it don't do it don't do it babe (yeah)
Don't do it don't do it don't—do it
Hey!
Hey, yeah!

Okay
Don't do it don't you try it baby
Don't do that
Don't don't don't
Don't do that
You got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

So you think it's the easy way out?
Think you're gonna slash your wrists
This time
Baby when you do it all you do is
Get on my tits
Don't do that try try try baby
Don't do that —you got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

You need help
Look at yourself you need help (yeah, yeah)
You need life
So don't hang yourself
It's okay, okay, okay, okay
You just can't be a prick teaser all of the time
A little bit attention—you got it
Need some affection—you got it
Suicide suicide suicide bid
Suicide suicide suicide bid
Suicide

Don't do it don't do it don't do it babe (yeah)
Don't do it don't do it don't—do it
Hey!
Hey, yeah!

>>2282176
dat ass

>>2282167
THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM NOW!

>>2282108
Could you link it for the more useless of us?

>>2282179
How shameless!

>>2282167
(Translation is taken from memory)
"Piyo-chan, we got proposed to!"
"They're twins too, isn't that great?"
"With this all of the original pro members of 765 will be married!"
"It seems like we're forgetting someone though..."
"What do you mean? Recently Yayoiichi had her shotgun wedding!"
"Haha, I see!"

>>2282183
Give me a sec, first one was password protected, bruteforcing right now. Hopefully this second link isn't.

Can't take it, never could
Time to end it, wish you would
Friends and family, they're all gone
Life for you is just a con
Dig yourself a hole in the ground
Push up daisies six feet down
Take a dirt nap, buy the farm
Inject a bubble in your arm

KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
Now

Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's a bucket, go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you go dont make a big deal
No dramatics, dont overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all feel
Better once you've gone away
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
Now

You're a loser, there's
nothing left for you
A worthless loser, at everything you do

KILL YOURSELF NOW

>>2281967
詳細欲しい

>>2282198
>"With this all of the original pro members of 765 will be married!"
They permit bigamy in Japan?

>>2282198
Close enough.

I'm guessing it's several years later, the twins look a lot older. With Kotori being in her 20s she must be pushing 30 by then and nobody wants an old hag.

>>2282213
Want

>>2282201
Password is moyashi

>>2282201
Since I linked the image in the first place...

DOZO

http://depositfiles.com/en/files/2mu3klebr/

Pass: moyashi

>>2282201
That password was an ass, 33 characters long and a mix of letters/caps/symbols/numbers. Bleh. Repacked and uploading for everyone's convenience.

Any time now...

>>2282282
He's not going to call you. He's in a hotel room with Ami and Mami right now.

>>2282276
Oh, I'll just post my non-passworded copy anyway just in case.

>>2282247
>Among the few things disclosed about her personality and character, we know that Kotori is a little older than Azusa (making her somewhere in her twenties), and despite not being an idol herself, loves to sing. Her last name literally means "soundless".

:|

>>2282288
Any... time... now....

>>2282276
Oh yeah. Since I just found the Kotori one, I'll link that one too in a minute.

Despite Shion being a terrible troll and an idiot...

>>2282198
>"With this all of the original pro members of 765 will be married!"
You mean original members of 765 pro.

>>2282309
DOZO

http://depositfiles.com/en/files/lh42d672p/

pass: moyashi

>>2282307
You're not going to get anywhere just sitting by a phone. You're going to have to make new chances. I want you to get out there and go for success. Don't just walk to it, I want you to run for it. You want success as an idol, you're going to have to leap, leap through the air then fall to your death.

>>2282276
Non-password link
http://www.mediafire.com/?znkfizlzkzz

>>2282354
That, that sounds like a good idea....

>>2282354
>>2282378
in before chihaya falling singing breaking the habit

ever since she committed suicide, theres been tons of chihaya threads.

She is now more popular than never

>>2282410
>She is now more popular than never
oh u

>>2282410
That was in the arcade version though.

>>2282410
now that this idol is dead im getting way more publicity than before

Looks like he was too busy again...

I'll try again tomorrow.

>>2282424
What's wrong with it being in the Arcade version? You can't say that you love your idol until you "accidentally" misunderstand their request for a high-five on a touchscreen.

>>2282480
Yayoi does love high-fiving a lot.

...I need that video compilation of touching Yayoi's chest whenever she asks for a high-five.

>>2282500

She watched Borat too many times

HIGH FAHVE

>>2282500
2nded

>>2282500
I should have done that, I didn't have the heart to molest her and actually gave her an high five.

>>2282500
>>2282511
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm80479

今晩のオカズにぴったりでーすっ！

>>2282500
ぱい！タッチ！

>>2282480
You say that like there's any other way.

>>2282546
>>2282547
:'(
Poor Chihaya.

>>2282556
Don't worry, it was probably the wrong number.

>>2282546
>>2282547
nice boat

>>2282536
someone translate this

>>2282560
But Chihaya could have been interested in saving on long distance. Very interested.

>>2282536
Hmm, of those three I'd have chosen to grope Chihaya first, on account of having the flattest chest.

>>2282480
The arcade version came out in 2005, and as far as I know is the only version where Chihaya can kill herself.As a result, >>2282410
>ever since she committed suicide, theres been tons of chihaya threads.

>She is now more popular than never

Is wrong and irrelevant.

>>2282567
Ask nicely, and maybe someone will. In either case I can't be bothered translating puns on similar sounding words.

>>2282616
so flat they had to stuff her figs

>>2282646
That's nothing new, she already does it herself.

>>2282567
I don't get it...

>>2282680

Hello? Hello? Line must be down...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc6TWU8xn5o
i wish chihaya would fall into alcoholism instead

>>2282810
You assume she already isn't. I bet shoots up too before making out with her pillow pretending it's someone who cares.

>>2282810
Agreed. At least that has a good chance of survival (and makes rape much easier).

>>2282810
She's already addicted to pain though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWquxWoY48

>>2282840
>We're sorry, this video is no longer available.

>>2282840
Now we're talking about DESPAIR.

>>2282877
Or at least we would be, if the video worked.

Are you guys serious? She'll actually kill herself? I don't know if you're trolling us all or not since we will never be able to play the arcade version.

>>2282898
Can you think of any other one who would?

>>2282877
>>2282897
All I see is a video of Chihaya feeling depressed about having a flat chest.
Doesn't she realise it's better that way?

>>2282909
I've never been a fan of Chihaya, I don't dislike her she's as good as the other idols but I don't think I've ever even watched her videos on Youtube

I look up Chihaya and this is the first video I find
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-pgblGx1ow

>>2282931
I can't even find many of her videos on youtube. People are too busy uploading bounce videos of Miki and Azusa...

>>2282987
i dont see a problem with that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLPHh2s2Y58

>>2283021
Normally I wouldn't either, but they're already up yet more and more people keep uploading them.

>>2282987
...and Ami/Mami. I need to find that one again.