/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cirno's pee is just ice water.

>>2281060
Iced Lemonade

I wish I was as smart as Cirno growing up.

>>2281063

Lemonade Popsicle

>>2281068
Trust me, bedwetting is horrible.
I know, I have that problem.
It's an extremely pathetic feeling.

>>2281072

Cool story, aniki.

>>2281072
I'm one too and it's no that bad.

Stop thinking bedwetting is so pathetic or uncommon.

>>2281076
But that's exactly what it is, uncommon and pathetic.
People over 18 who wet the bed fall in a lower than 1% category.
It's very rare.

>>2281078
...that's not very rare.

That's not even rare.

It's just uncommon at most.

>>2281079
When you have a 99% chance of not being a bed-wetter, it's rare.

>>2281076
Hate to tell you bro...

>>2281079
Well, it's still horribly depressing.

>>2281081
When you're one in at least 3,000,000 (not counting kids or seniors) in the US alone, it's not that rare.

>>2281081
There are over four billion people over 18, you need to make that percent smaller.

I wet the bed about once a year, typically if I go to bed after drinking.

S'a bitch but it's only a minor annoyance. Honestly.

>>2281086

Rarer than autism.

>>2281086
Well, I'll take back my very rare comment, but it's very uncommon.

>>2281089
We are talking about statistics for the USA though.
Even then you should only count Developed counties.

Perhaps she needs a diaper.

>>2281086
>>2281097
No matter where in the world, no matter how many there are,

Wetting the bed is pathetic. It's disgusting and shows simple brain retardation.

I should know, I'm attracted to small children. I understand this is wrong, and I know I can't help it. That doesn't make it right, and no matter how many there are, it's still wrong.

Anyone else have that thing where after taking a piss, it just starts leaking out a few minutes later?

It started out of no where a few months ago, I hate it.

>>2281097
So, let's not use statistics about the USA.

>>2281111
>Wetting the bed is pathetic. It's disgusting and shows simple brain retardation.

Um.. No it doesn't.

>>2281111
Bed-wetting or being attracted to small children?

I did not know bed-wetting was such a common problem. Don't you guys always piss before you go to sleep, even if I don't have the urge I always try to squeeze out the last drops.

>Nocturnal enuresis, defined as involuntary urination during sleep, affects 5 million to 7 million children in the United States, making it the most common pediatric urological complaint facing primary care physicians today. Although the true incidence of enuresis is unknown because of the likelihood of underreporting, the reported rate is 15% of 5-year-olds.1 M.R. Lawless and D.H. McElderry, Nocturnal enuresis: current concepts, Pediatr Rev 22 (2001), p. 339.1 Studies have demonstrated that approximately 15% of children have resolution of symptoms each year, leading to an incidence of 5% by age 10, with only 1% of adolescents remaining wet into adult life.2

>>2281118
Dear kind anon,
Please post artist name.

>>2281134
You still produce urine while you sleep.
Everyone does.
Bed wetters just can't hold it in.

>>2281111
Bed wetting in adults is a sign of a nervous dysfunction. Its usually either a lack of muscular control, a lack of sensation of being full, or a problem with the nervous tissue itself along the path between brain and bladder. The first one is what causes drunks to piss themselves in bed, however it is also a major cause in children and adults wetting the bed. The other two are a lot less common and in the order I gave them.

Bed wetting is actually very hard to judge how common/uncommon it is due to the embarrassing nature of it (a lot like trying to come up with real rape statistics).

Muscles1477@aol.com

>>2281140
>>dysfunction
Yes, it is.

I wet the bed with my cum until I started fapping.

Cool story, right?

>>2281140
What about stress related bed wetting?

>>2281151
Not really

>>2281140
>sensation of being full

I'd fill Cirno if you know what I mean.

>>2281146
The problem is that we treat bed wetting as the problem and not the symptom of the problem. Like buying cough drops for strep instead of seeing a doctor, but not as serious.

>>2281152
That's secondary bedwetting and more common than primary (no long period of dryness ever).

>>2281156
Well, fuck you.

>>2281158
Well not too many people would even see a doctor about it, most would probably just buy diapers or a plastic sheet and put up with it.

I prefer to think that bedwetting is pathetic, because I have a fetish for pathetic girls.

>>2281152
I actually don't have any of the stats on those causes. They are a lot more common and include things like seizures and other things that don't occur on a regular basis or are one time deals.

>>2281164
Which is why you don't get decent stats on things like that. Its the reason I related it to rape victims. It also makes curing the underlying conditions that cause them a bit harder as people tend to not mention that they piss themselves at night.

>>2281169
Why do you make such a big deal out of it anyway.

At least you don't have acne.

That shit fucks your life up at least four times as much.

The problem is that we treat bedwetting as if it belongs in /jp/.

>>2281170
I'm not making a big deal out of it, and I'm not one of the bed wetters.

>>2281170
Not the poster you responded to, but have you ever went over to a friends house and had to put on, sleep in, and then dispose of a diaper without them knowing?
Bedwetting is fucking horrible. I can't go anywhere, I smell bad in the morning, I spend extra money on things I wouldn't need if I didn't wet the bed, etc.
Trust me, bedwetting has a huge impact on a normal life.

>>2281170
Goddammit, go to /r9k/ if you thing acne is a big deal.

I (and many others here probably) am in my 20s and still have rather bad acne.

>>2281184
Not at all.

Stop thinking of it so negatively.

>>2281184
I didn't get the chance to visit any friends because of
my fucking anxieties and shame regarding my looks.
Wanna hear the last time I was seen in public during
the wedding of my brother? It's the first time the
whole family saw me with all the landmines covering
my fucking face.

I need to spend my money on shit like cosmetics as
well. And does it help? Of course not. I'm as tired of
that shit as you are with your own problem, trust me.

>>2281189
My question is how you can think of it so positively.

>>2281186

I bet you stutter as well, you faggot.

It's only cute when Touhous do it, creeper.

>>2281191
Fuck off.

/jp/ doesn't have probably like that (and the format of your post show that it's kopipe and thus a futile "troll" attempt).

>>2281170
Acne doesn't even make the list of things that fuck your shit up. Adult bed wetting, however, will impact your life in a major way.

People understand acne. People find out you wet the bed, your social life WILL go to hell pretty fast.

>>2281191
That's more of a self esteem issue is it not?
I ccan't imagining it being THAT horrible.
Not saying acne isn't bad, but I'm saying you could probably make it a lot easier if you raised your self esteem.

>>2281194
Yes, and...?

>>2281192
There's nothing really bad about it; just put a diaper on before sleeping and take it off when you wake up.

Nothing more to it.

>>2281200
Yes, but how DON'T you get horribly depressed when you wake up wet.
I literally start to cry sometimes, that's how horrible I feel.

>>2281198
>>2281197
Pretending everything's fine even if it's not doesn't
help one bit.

I tried it. Forget about it. People usually don't see
you pissing yourself in public. Having acne makes
it visible for everyone, everywhere you go.

>>2281191
You likely caused your landmines yourself. Poor hygiene and diet during your teenage years will cause them, and since you have landmine size ones ... Stupid fat faggot.

>>2281205
Because there's nothing wrong with bedwetting and it's not your fault.

It's threads like these that make me glad that while I may not be a normalfag, at least I'm not a walking social calamity like some of you guys. How you've not become an hero yet is beyond me.

>>2281214
>Poor hygiene and diet during your teenage years
And that's exactly where you're wrong.

Please inform yourself about acne before even
considering to make such a ridiculous post.

/jp/ - Bedwetting/Diapers

>>2281208
If you are so fucking concerned about it, why don't you go get treatment for it. Acne is a skin problem, not a nervous problem. Your whining because your toilet is plugged and you are too lazy to get off your ass and use the plunger.

>>2281056
we had this same fucking bed-wetting conversation the last time this pic was posted

>>2281215

Right, there's nothing at all wrong with sitting in a puddle of your own waste. Now let's go remove all of the catheters and bedpans at the hospital so everyone can feel the joy of lying in their own filth.

>>2281208
My point is you are probably believing people are caring about your acne when they probably don't care much.
Then again I don't know how bad your acne is.

Why is Cirno holding her bloomers in the last panel? She's wearing them in the previous two!

>>2281224
Guess what I did.

8 months of roaccutan.
Wanna see the list of the side effects I had to
consider while taking that shit?

I would LOVE to show it.

>>2281230
Different pair

>>2281230
She was getting the ones she wet off the clothes line.
In the last two panels she put new ones on.

>>2281233
Also, my dosis was 40mg/day.

>>2281234
Ohh, I see, thanks!

>>2281233
If it would help get some shit off your chest about it, do show.

>>2281215
There is a lot of stuff wrong with wetting the bed.

>>2281233
If after one month it wasn't working, why didn't you go to your doctor and ask for something else. And no, I really don't care about the side-effects of your medications, come back when death due to heart failure is listed listed as a common side effect.

>>2281239
# Dry skin (causing inflammation, scaling, itching, increased skin fragility)

# Dryness of the mucous membranes, eg lips, eyes (causing irritation, conjunctivitis), nose (causing nosebleeds) and throat (causing hoarseness)

# Headache

# Increased liver enzymes

# Disturbances in the composition of the blood (eg increased cholesterol, triglycerides, blood sugar; decreased red blood cells, white blood cells, platelets)

# Pain in the muscles and joints

# Mood changes, strange or abnormal thoughts, anxiety, depression, suicidal feelings

# Hair loss (alopecia)

# Visual disturbances (eg blurred vision, cataracts, colour blindness, decreased night vision)

# Inflammation of the surface of the eye (keratitis)

# Breathing difficulties due to a narrowing of the airways (bronchospasm)

# Nausea

# Inflammatory bowel disease

# Inflammation of the pancreas (pancreatitis)

# Abnormal reaction of the skin to light, usually a rash (photosensitivity)

# Bone disorders

There you go.

Good fucking riddance.

>>2281239
There is nothing wrong with bedwetting.

>>2281247
Then why is it always seen as a problem?

>>2281246
Do you feel better at least?

>>2281246
That really isn't that bad of a list.

Well, at least you guys have physical problems and not mental ones like me.

>>2281254
I have a fair share of mental problems in addition to my bedwetting.
They aren't that severe, but still.

>>2281254

>>2281257
Ditto as well, but I happen to have more problematic mental problems.

>>2281249
No.

The medicine left a ton of scars on my face.

My forehead still produces too much tallow,
which causes new inflammations on it.

And the face in general has still red markings
all over it from already gone pimples.

To be honest, I feel like shit.

>>2281261
The only ones I have are PTSD, Bipolar Disorder, and Social Anexity Disorder apparently.

>>2281252
The worst part of it was probably the fact that it
caused me to fall asleep every 5 minutes.

Having to work while trying to keep myself awake
was a heavy pain in the ass, let me tell you.

>>2281274
Schizophrenia and major depression

Wow this thread has 80 replies probably about something really /r9k/

>>2281292
Bedwetting is a /jp/ problem, but the acne kid does needs to go the fuck back to /r9k/

>>2281292
Personal problems obviously.

Bedwetting is not a /jp/ problem, goddamn.

>>2281298
>the acne kid does needs to go the fuck back to /r9k/
I'm done anyway.

No need to get all butthurt about it.

>>2281310
NEETs have problems which could easily lead to bedwetting.

>>2281284
My wife has pretty severe schizophrenia. Lots of fun, especially when we have to look for her and try to coax her out of hiding from whatever the hell sent her off running (which is sometimes really hard to figure out due to her speech patterns when she goes off). Creepy as fuck to enter a room with someone who is carrying on a conversation and there is no one else in the room. I worry about it even more as she's in the 3rd trimester of pregnancy now, and I don't want her to damage her self or our child during a psychotic episode.

>>2281310
It's a board that knows everything about diapers, after all.

>>2281326
married anon, is that you?

>>2281323

Yeah, we have problems dealing with society and other people, not pissing ourselves. I know you're a diaperfag in disguise, so please go back to WebM/d/ or something.

>>2281326

You erred by procreating with an insane person. Enjoy your postpartum depression.

>>2281346
Low self-esteem, bullying, PTSD, and other common NEET problems are all factors of secondary bedwetting.

>>2281336
yes

>>2281330
Just because we wet the bed doesn't mean we LIKE wearing diapers to bed.

>>2281370
Forgot your name, dawg.

There you go.

>>2281369
and they lead to drinking and other activities that are also known causes for secondary bed wetting.

>>2281369
>Low self esteem, PTSD
These really are causes of bedwetting?

>>2281380
I do forget it from time to time. I post as anon most of the time when going about other things.

>>2281369
Wait, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder? We are talking about unemployed geeks, not war veterans.

>>2281369

How do you get PTSD if you never leave your house?

>>2281389
You can get PTSD from any traumatic experience.
Car accident
Abuse
Bullying
etc.
It's a very real problem, no war needed.

>>2281389
>>2281390
As children growing up.

Traumatic experiences and all that.

>>2281390
Child abuse is a very common cause of PTSD

Not a single sage? I guess everybody's ignoring it while samefag OP bumps his topic.

Sage and reported.

>>2281443
I would sage every time I posted if there wasn't such a long time penalty for saging. Now I post shit every ten seconds in every shitty thread instead.

>>2281443
It's better than the 3D shit.

>>2281443
Maybe if you read the topic.
Also related.
Sages are pointless in threads you don't like.

>>2281448
I wish the sage system would get fixed. Getting the thread to autosage itself does the same thing though.

>>2281448
>>2281451

Sup OP

>>2281453

Don't really care. Sage anyway.

>>2281443
protip: sage does nothing; reporting and not posting in the thread at all does exactly the same thing as reporting and posting in the thread just to say you're saging

>>2281470
sage bumps down the thread newfag

>>2281443
>>2281457
>>2281458
>>2281466
>>2281470
>>2281476
I see the kids got out early today.

>>2281476
It doesn't bump it down, it just doesn't bump it.

bump

sage this so it goes to page 10 faster

Rule 13: Sage - In general, sage doesn't have a negative connotation in /jp/. It doesn't mean "I HATE YOUR POST," it's just a command that lets you post without bumping. Sagebombing is also fucking retarded, a single bump can ruin your entire sagebomb and if you reach the bump limit the OP can just recreate the thread. If you don't like a thread, just hide it using 4chan's Firefox Extension.

>>2281458
>>2281466
>>2281443
OP here.
If you want why not report all the posts you think are breaking the rules?
You'll find that most of the posts in this thread aren't mine.

>>2281457
There is nothing wrong with the sage system the way it is now.
It'd be better if there was the 1 sage per 10 minutes system again.

>>2281490
at least I saged my post instead of bumping this shitty thread, faggot

>>2281502
> It'd be better if there was the 1 sage per 10 minutes system again.
Isn't that pretty much how it is?

>>2281490
Sorry bro, not a kid. Learn how sage should work, why people sage, and what threads actually belong here.

>>2281502
>It'd be better if there was the 1 sage per 10 minutes system again.
No, last time that happened people just kept bumping threads with their dumb shit. It's better when the idiots can at least sage.

>>2281511
People were crying that they couldn't sage all the threads they hated, so moot lightened it up.

Well, this was a good thread while it lasted.

The simple fact is that sage does nothing PHYSICALLY, but to all the newfags that rage at the slightest thing, sage pisses them off MENTALLY.

Bedwetting is fine by me. I don't see why people beat themselves up over things like that. Sure it can be expensive, but that should be a worry about money, not a worry about how "pathetic" something is.

Seriously guys, life is too short to be depressed or worried about something! I feel like the shiniest optimist on the planet around here sometimes. Sure, life has bumps, and occasionally we trip. But isn't that what life is about? Would life really be that interesting if we were perfect, normal people?

Fuck no it wouldn't.

>>2281514
One post will outnumber 10 sage posts.
I don't see how saging helps keep shit threads off the front page.
We still have 3D threads every day.

>>2281518
But it's still not the same as a normal post, right?

>>2281502
Flood detected, post discarded was very annoying.

>>2281527
It's the same as a normal post.
Except it doesn't bump the thread.
People seem to think it's a way of showing disapproval.

>>2281520
thats the way threads go around here. Unless its an idolfaggotry thread then the janitors clean it up for them. People shit on whatever it is they don't like here and don't give a damn about if someone else likes it or not. God forbid they just hide it and move on.

I just voted this thread one star.

You people are so stupid, don't you have anything interesting to discuss?

Diapers aren't that bad as a fetish.

And now the fetishfags move in. Oh wait, OP was one all along.

> どこでもいいので(sageないで)書き込むと直ります。
LOOK JAPAN SAYS SAGE IS OK K!!

>>2281520
The thread was over before the saging started.

>>2281523
The newfags are the ones who post "sage for"
It's quit sad to see people who believe that sage does something.

>>2281530
Do you by chance know what the new time limit is for sages?

>>2281525
It's not that easy to look at the brightside of bedwetting (if there is any)
But that doesn't mean I'm sitting around being depressed about it all day.

sagepasta.txt

sage to test sage time limit.

>>2281562
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>2281556
I haven't seen it in a while, but I don't post in intervals shorter than 2-3mins.

>>2281577
I just tried and it's pretty short. Something like 30 seconds or so.

>>2281568
Thanks for reposting that, I just reformated my drive a few days ago.

lol thread devolves into /jp/ hikikomori BAWWWWWfest and competition over "who is the most fucked up, psychologically", including self-diagnoses...

>>2281587
>>2281567
Well it's not 10 minutes anymore, or even half that.

>>2281556
> The newfags are the ones who post "sage for"
Uh no, you guys are newfags for believeing we are serious.

Also, sage to send this thread to page 10.

>>2281556
If you're not sitting around being depressed, that's the brighter side of bedwetting then! Nobody said it would be brighter than the brighter side of everything else.

sage for newfags who weren't here when we would use "sage for"

>>2281600
>believEing
Hurr.

>>2281600
i trol u then?
Please, you're bailing out now.
Just admit you were wrong about sage and stop making it worse on yourself.

>>2281590
You make it sound like that's an odd thing to happen on /jp/

>>2281600
Hi, welcome to /jp/. We don't use sage like the rest of 4chan, we do it properly.

>>2281615
If you look at the time you spent on /b/ years ago as a thing to be proud of, you are probably still a /b/-tard.
I know if I could go back in time and stop myself from ever going to /b/ I'd do it 100 times over. It has actually made me less intelligent.

>>2281606
Well you made it sound like I should sulk about it at all.

>Also, sage to send this thread to page 10.

Guys, since when does saging send a thread to page10.

Whats with weekendfags coming to our board? There is so many others board to choose around.

>>2281617
>You make it sound like that's an odd thing to happen on /jp/

no, i'm just happy that /jp/ is really amusing right now. i guess i'm usually AT WORK at this time of day so i miss it

>>2281639

/jp/ is slow and it tends to rile up the native population.

>>2281617
>>2281619
I'm right about sage. This is my vision: Every post should be sage, no exceptions (or the poster will be ridiculed like you guys ridicule us sages now.)

>>2281639
School is out, and some people don't work on weekends.

>>2281640
I guess.
At least there was a civil discussion.
Maybe we can finally have a good discussion on a fucking touhou game instead of it turning into shit like an image dump or porn.

>>2281637
Well, don't. Sulking isn't going to help anything. Think of it this way; If you take a "realistic" outlook and it makes you sad, it's not a very practical outlook now is it?

Sometimes there is no reason to be cheery(and I guarantee this is not one of those times) but even during those times, you can still be happy. There's no reason to ever get sad.

>>2281659
>instead of it turning into shit like an image dump

Not with Remilia Scarlet around!

Stop falling for trolls. If you're complaining about "weekend fags" or anything like that, you're a part of the problem for being so gullible. This post is a part of the problem too. Ignore it, everything above it, and everything after it.

>>2281651
Okay then. I'll just ignore your posts from now on (if you keep up posting the way you do)

>>2281646
The native population of /jp/ is fallout from /a/ and pooshlmer.

You guys are funny.
Less meta-trolling, more diapers.

>>2281669
Remi is a bedwetter, so she avoids these threads out of embarrassment.

>>2281665
Well, I don't know why I get so depressed when it happens.
But either way that girl looks like she has downs.

>>2281665


There is never a reason to be happy or sad. You are exactly as happy as you want to be, and nothing on this Earth will guarantee your happiness or your sadness. To take joy in the fact that you draw breath is enough for some.

>>2281690
I don't even think Remi is even awake right now.
But then again I am only basing this off IRC.

>>2281685
No diapers.
That's what /d/ is for.

>>2281670
You're right.
Both parties are the problem.

>>2281698
>IRC

normalfag

>>2281691
Yeah, you're right. I'm picking images mostly at random.

>>2281696
Guess it's not something you can have joy in, silly undead fiend.

>>2281690
>Remi is a bedwetter, so she avoids these threads out of embarrassment.
Wait what.
You mean tripfag Remi?
I don't believe it.

>>2281720

Rule 17: Don't roleplay - Roleplaying is retarded, if you want to roleplay, go somewhere else.

>first, shitty thread.
>now, shitty sage discussion thread.
Oh god, sometimes, /v/ is better than /jp/.

>>2281726
I don't see how they were roleplaying.

>>2281716
What exactly does that mean?

Well, even if there is peeing, at least there's no infantilism. That would be just zany. Seriously, baby bottles?

>>2281677
> Okay then. I'll just ignore your posts from now on (if you keep up posting the way you do)
Good, you are now the very model of a good /jp/ poster.

>>2281802
I vote this as /jp/'s next fetish

>>2281820
>>2281802
OP here.
I'm going to delete the thread in 5 minutes.

>>2281829
You dumb fuck.

>>2281829
thanks

>>2281829
Your deleting just makes our discussion in the archive harder.

>>2281802
>>2281820
Too late! Hmm... I guess I didn't have one with a baby bottle after all.

>>2281802
Well, /jp/'s fetish is already diapers. It's not a significant leap to infantilism, but you'll need to get the rest of the board to back you up.

>>2281842

Sure thing, champ.

>>2281851
It's not a big leap as in it's a shorter leap from diapers to infants than it is from diapers to, say, guro.

Guro is another choice for a board fetish. I don't think anyone's taken it, and we have the water ducts to back us up...

I think we found a new way to troll threads into deletion as well

>>2281832
Alright, I'll give it 10 more minutes.
At least tell me why you want this up still.
It's near the auto-sage limit, and half of the thread is full of sage arguments.

>>2281840
Go discuss in the archive, then.
Why would you shit up /jp/ with that?

>>2281859
We used to have guro as our fetish

>>2281862
Nothing is funnier that having shit threads fuck up /jp/ :p

>>2281860
It's been common knowledge that pissing people off by saging wrong is effective on /jp/

>>2281864
And then diapered anon came around and started writing stories, yeah. Honestly, I think diapers might be more suitable because diaper images are technically worksafe most of the time. Y'know, posting a diaper image isn't violating any strict board rules.

>>2281876
WHOOPS

Well, that one sure wasn't.

>>2281616
>>2281616
>>2281616
>>2281616
>>2281616
>>2281616
lol @troll inadvertently using sage right.

>>2281891
lol u used age wrong ^__^;;

3 minutes to go.

>>2281733
Remove the trolls and the "weeaboo" fags of /v/.
Then,Now /v/ is a perfect place for touhou(maybe visual novels).

therefore, /jp/ now, is a board with direction.

Fetishes are not /jp/ related.
They belong in /d/ and if you don't like /d/ because their userbase is full of retards I'm sorry but you fit there

1 minute 30 seconds left.

Die monster you don't belong to this board