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Slurp.

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>> No.22783423
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Take care of your plants!

>> No.22783429
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My throat hurts. Wish I had a soft momster to nurse me.

>> No.22783430

New profile never ever

>> No.22783436

>>22783430
True. KC is now a video game developer, after all.

>> No.22783444

dilated ocelomeh holes

>> No.22783466
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cheeseburger french-fries chocolate shake
somebody's mind I is about to take

>> No.22783471
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>ywn protest for human boy rights
>mammono riot squad will never run a train on you in a secluded alley.
>protesters find you passed out, handcuffed, covered in fluids, and your sign with a list of phone numbers.
Human boys have rights too!

>> No.22783472

>>22783368
Tundras are just cold deserts, you can always get an Ice Queen or Yeti to wear some desert clothes since the cold doesn't affect them

>> No.22783506

>>22783472
But those are delicious brown egyptian girls

>> No.22783515

>>22783506
aren't*

>> No.22783547

>>22783471
I will fight for the right of human boys to be raped dry and with pleasure! Beware of the tyrants that will just tease you without giving you release under the false pretense of pleasure! Only orgasms will set you free!

>> No.22783553

>>22783515
>Yetis
>not delicious brown
Snow is a great reflector for sun rays, cold girls get to sun bathe too!

>> No.22783575

>>22783471
>retarded post
>off-topic image

>> No.22783580
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>Yeti OP
Based.

>> No.22783632
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>>22783429
Momsters dressing up as nurses and cuddling their sick sonus in bed are the best.

>> No.22783676

>>22783575
That's /tg/

>> No.22783677

has mg story made you cry?

>> No.22783679

Cheshire should have difficulty staying smug in vicinity of a small boy. Even more so if she accidentally made him cry.

>> No.22783705

>>22783677
i'm not gay

>> No.22783710
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>>22783705
you may say that but I'm sure your body would be more honest.

>> No.22783730

>>22783423
I want to provide all the nutrients she needs, make sure those leaves are healthy and the cotton fluffy.
Do daily tests on her jelly consistency and flavor as well her whole body.
Get her to sunbath just right to make her grow delicious as ever and no I won't forget to cover her whole body with a special suncreen.

>> No.22783738

>>22783710
I want an Alp to kidnap me and put me through an S&M session!

>> No.22783749
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>>22783409
Slurp

>> No.22783754

>>22783710
only gays cry

>> No.22783816
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Rare eros manticore

>> No.22783825

>>22783816
Paws too big

>> No.22783836

>>22783754
It's ok to be gay
So rejoice with the boys
In the gay way

>> No.22783845

>>22783825
that's a bitch complaint, the real issue is she has no mane to huff.

>> No.22783943

>>22783430
It's the only way to kill a phoenix. Make it so it's never born to begin with.

>> No.22783983

Does your waifu put you through some type of trail before you can knock her up?
Mine wants me to become a efficient hunter like herself.

>> No.22783984

is there a monster who you love the design of but don't like the defeat personality?

>> No.22784052

>>22783984
Anubis. I'd prefer is she wasn't an autistic, schedule dog. Just gimme a lazy dog or even just an autistic dog. But fuck off the control/schedule dog stuff. I don't like it.

>> No.22784073

>>22783754
this is your brain on 4chan

>> No.22784074

>>22783984
banshee

>> No.22784076

>>22784073
Isnt that the normalfag position?

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>>22784052
Better start groveling for mercy

>> No.22784108
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>>22783984
For me it's the opposite problem. I love the Manticore's design, but the venom scares me. Even if it shouldn't mess with my mind I still keep even prescribed drugs to an absolute minimum.

>> No.22784137

>>22784101
That's a big girl

>> No.22784143

>>22783632
I want my just Alped childhood friend to nurse me back to health!

>> No.22784155

>>22783632
>>22783429
>shog momster getting extremely protective of you when she finds out you got a cold.
Shogs can cure you pretty fast though

>> No.22784159

>>22784143
i want to be mortally wounded and nursed by the same fox

>> No.22784212
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Old foxes>Young foxes

>> No.22784216

>>22784101
>when anon arrives home at 3AM without telling his waifu why

>> No.22784218

Are eight Hellhounds who were born together better to call a litter of eight or octuplets?

>> No.22784228
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Reposting the second Mamano Hidamari borderline fapfic from before for those who might have missed it. It's basically exactly what you'd expect. It's not fucking NTR.

Enjoy.

https://outismedia.itch.io/holstaur-maintenance-a-beginners-guide

>> No.22784241

>>22783632
What does a Hellhound momster do? Momsters are known to pamper their boy but Hellhounds are known to ravage their man.

>> No.22784249

>>22784228
Brick Danvers? Kek.

>> No.22784253

>>22784241
Big friendly dog sits on you.

>> No.22784298

>>22784241
Ravage their sonu through cuddles

>> No.22784300
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Hora

>> No.22784306

>>22784241
Hellhounds see males in general as frail and delicate, so that will enhance their momster instincts.

>> No.22784339
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>>22784249
I don't get it. Is there some hidden meaning in the name?

>> No.22784351

>>22784228
Thanks hatch. Missed it last thread unfortunately.

>> No.22784357

>>22784339
>pic
This is my bodyguard

>> No.22784358

>>22784228
>It's not fucking NTR.
I've still got no idea why that one anon insisted that, ignore him.

>> No.22784370

>>22784300
Why does kc draw her no more?

>> No.22784382
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Hey guys, finished this yesterday. Anons with taste will recognize the character I used as base for Batgirl. Character in
the top corner is a thundebird version of nightwing.

>> No.22784394
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>>22784382
And extra version with no visual clutter

>> No.22784397

>>22784382
Huh?

>> No.22784408

>>22784228
>It's not fucking NTR.
Laaaame

>> No.22784414

>>22784358
I dont know who to trust anymore

>> No.22784448

>>22784228
>>22784408
>the ending implies the horny cow keeps texting farmboy nudes and he continues to cuck her
>totally not NTR
Sure.

>> No.22784454

>>22784448
Isnt that normal these days?

>> No.22784462

>>22784228
Would you happen to have a link to the pictures you used in it? Or the name of the artist that drew them?

>> No.22784474

>>22784448
>he continues to cuck her
>cuck
I don't think you know what that word means anon.

>> No.22784480
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22784480

How do you properly reward a Hellhound after she protects you?

>> No.22784481

>>22784474
And why should I?

>> No.22784484

>>22784228
Bruh, can you post it on pastebin as well? I read stuff from my phone and not gonna dl some pdfs

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Oh shit, she found your Apophis doujin
You're about to get railed kid

>> No.22784512

>>22784500
I want yan snake to make me a slave to her pussy.

>> No.22784513
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>>22784484
I'll work on this, sure.

>>22784462
High-res versions of all of the images, as well as unpublished sketches, etc. are available on the media brand's Discord server (which I really just use as a content dumping site).

I'm fine with posting them here as well, though.

>>22784448
I'd be willing to pay someone to draw Brick fucking Holly, but I won't touch NTR.

>> No.22784520
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>>22784513

>> No.22784530

>>22784298
>>22784306
Makes sense that a Hellhound momster is the overly affectionate kind. The question is if the boy would survive or get crushed to death under the weight of the affection in a Hellhound momster and auntster litter harem AKA a harem consisting of his momster and all his auntsters from the same litter as her.

>> No.22784540

>>22784474
He's an idiot.
>>22784481
You should know what the thing you're accusing people of means.

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>>22784513
>>22784520

Discord-only content. Politely asking you keep these to yourselves.

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>>22784513
>>22784520
>>22784550

>> No.22784570

>>22784530
That's a lot of old pent up monsters. Hellhounds no less.

>> No.22784584
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>>22784513
>>22784520
>>22784550
>>22784567

>> No.22784591
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>>22784513
>>22784520
>>22784550
>>22784567
>>22784584

>> No.22784592

>>22784584
What she say to him?

>> No.22784594

>>22784474
Welcome to 2020. Language evolves over time, especially slang and especially on the internet. If the sentence makes no sense to you, it's problem with you being out of the loop and not anon using the word incorrectly.

>> No.22784595
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>>22784382
looks really nice

>> No.22784625

>>22784592
>What did she mean by this?

"You sure know how to milk a girl really good. Maybe I can return the favor~?"

She's saying she'll milk the semen out of his cock, in case it wasn't clear what I meant.

>> No.22784636

>>22784625
Based tripfag.

>> No.22784669

>>22784512
There's a doujin where a guy ran away from a Shirohebi because she was way too clingy. She tracked him down nonetheless.

>> No.22784682

Wikifag here. 3708/3983 stories have been archived.

>> No.22784688
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New wife picture! How do you spend your days off?

>> No.22784719

foxes are only lewd until they're married

>> No.22784740

>>22784669
i know.

>> No.22784741

>>22784570
Which is why I said it was a question. When a Hellhound momster and her sisters from the same litter focus their attention on the same boy, does he survive or get crushed to death under the weight of all that affection? I specified same litter because his grandmomster may have had many litters, maybe even some so recent that he has auntsters younger than him who like to tease him about it. Meanwhile, a litter of auntsters born on the same day and year as him might joke about making him an honorary member of their litter.

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22784744

>>22784688
conquering the countryside.

>> No.22784746

>>22784530
He could just turn into an undead incubus aka chewtoy

>> No.22784754

>>22784741
Ah then yes he will be crushed. He will however eventually gain strong bones from it. Soon becoming able to handle all their love and lust.

>> No.22784763

>>22784744
>sword infects female humans with the slime she has
scary

>> No.22784815

>>22784763
She is just spreading the love!

>> No.22784844

>>22784218
A horde.

>> No.22784868

>>22784688
floating on top of her

>> No.22784890

>>22784688
Same thing as ever other day, flying around and groping and molesting my loli Night Gaunt wife's little body.

>> No.22784909

>>22784890
Your waifu and you gave me an appreciation for lolis.

>> No.22784914

>>22784741
Despite how aggressive Hellhounds are, they’re also very careful not to push things to the point of physical discomfort or harm; they see humans as fragile, after all.
Any smothering would be figurative, good luck getting them to let the kid out of their collective sight at any point.

>> No.22784917

>>22784744
That slime seems very happy

>> No.22784931

>>22784682
God's work.

>> No.22784935

>>22784917
She enjoys being rubbed. very relaxing for a pslime!

>> No.22784964

>>22784935
Cute. Pet that slime while watching a movie with your waifu

>> No.22784983

>>22784964
Of course! Its like a pet to us both. We both always end up petting her when go out.

>> No.22785009

>https://i.imgur.com/8ihjmDr.jpg
i love foxes!

>> No.22785026

>>22784513
Don't suppose it's a public discord?

>> No.22785040

>>22785026
>Don't suppose it's a public Discord?

It is.

https://discord.gg/kbXEYE

>> No.22785074

>>22785040
Thanks, didn't find it on your twitter now time to wait for the inevitable anon sperging about discord raids

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>>22785009
They love you too.

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guys help im fucking addicted to huge meaty paws

>> No.22785188

>>22785074
Member even irc channels were the boogieman?

>> No.22785191
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22785191

Why must pawed kitsunes be so unfathomably rare?

>> No.22785195

>>22785074
>>22785188
Bitching about it is just as shitposting as the tards who blame the raids. just drop the subject.

>> No.22785197

>>22785191
Meant to respond to >>22785145

>> No.22785199
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>"I'll do anything you want but you have to makeout with my butthole first"
Well anon?

>> No.22785223

>>22785199
Anal is for the gays

>> No.22785227

>>22785223
Speaking from experience, anon?

>> No.22785238

>>22784914
Eh, a kid raised by mighty Hellhounds would probably be a total mama's boy who would feel unsafe unattended anyway.

>> No.22785257
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>>22785191
Because they're niche, and it's difficult to get the paws right.
Often they're just gloves (TamBerzerker, Moonlight Flower, Yuel) instead of real paws.
When they are paws, they tend to be mid-transformation and from artists who also do furry to boot. Both apply to the image you posted.
Only based Jingai seems to understand the truth of big meaty paws.

>> No.22785264

>>22785227
yes i am the big gay and only gay like anal

>> No.22785265

>>22785238
Just the way they like it.

>> No.22785267

>>22785238
Would hellhound momsters teach their collective sonnu all about sex early?

>> No.22785270

>>22785199
She is all magical and stuff, so it is basically just an other vagina.

>> No.22785278

>>22785257
That ones not tf as far as I know.
Fuck I wish they drew more MGs though, the ones they make are excellent.

>> No.22785280

>>22785199
I want to gently fondle a demon's wing and then comb it slowly with my fingers.

>> No.22785298

>>22785184
Dr. Y. Eddy and Dr. Jin Ko van fix your paw addiction right up

>> No.22785308

>>22785298
Can fix*

>> No.22785318

>>22785238
Man now I'm going to think about this for the rest of the day, and I'm not even into that much into hellhounds.

>> No.22785326

>>22785238
>monster starts dating a cute, soft, shy boy
>she meets his mom
>the largest Hellhound she has ever seen in her life
>the mom makes it clear what will happen if she ever finds out her baby boy got hurt by the gf

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>>22785184
I need bapho paws in my life!

>>22785308
>>22785298
no don't fix the typo, they're russian now

>> No.22785346

>>22785341
God help me, need them too. Specifically black and fluffy bapho paws.

>> No.22785356

>>22785346
>God help me
please, on my knees
Betrayed by lust

>> No.22785359

>>22785318
A good way to clear your head is by watching something like stuff from CES you didn't get around to watching. Samsung for example showed off some weird stuff like a freakin' smart ball of sorts.

https://youtu.be/KL1B_sxgILQ?t=931

>> No.22785371

>>22785359
Or I can take some klonopin

>> No.22785458

>>22785280
>brushing your fingers against a demon's wing
I want to do that too

>> No.22785515
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What's the punishment for stealing from multiple dragon hoards?

>> No.22785523
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>>22785267
Pretty much from the time he can get a boner.

>> No.22785629 [SPOILER] 
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:^)

>> No.22785740

>>22785515
they force you to be a harem husband and since all the dragons move in you have the largest amount of treasure ever seen

>> No.22785755
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Top 10 Things The Order Doesn't Want YOU to See!

>> No.22785769

>>22785346
>Privyet, ve are Doktor Eddy and Ko, ve hear you have problems with the big paw
>First Doktor Ko must check heart rate, please sit down and ve vill check heart
>Please to lifting your shirt so that Doktor Ko can place paw on chest, is very simple procedure
>Blyat, your heart is beating faster than Lada engine, this is very serious case

>> No.22785784

>>22785515
You are forced to be a daki for a hibernating Dragon

>> No.22785787
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>>22785755
little girls sucking on grown man pee pee!

>> No.22785798
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22785798

Hello hi. All's Fair in Love and War, chapter 11.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XE-j3dVtNB9CF-fMxznQfRXmq8mAf8R1Zlqk38iGrks/edit?usp=sharing
https://pastebin.com/Q6P1hbdu

Index of chapters
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek/edit?usp=sharing
https://pastebin.com/nKLhpxjU

>> No.22785802

>>22785740
The obvious thing to do with the mountain of gold is melt it all down and have it reshaped into a gigantic solid gold... something. The piles of gemstones and such can be inlaid wherever.

>> No.22785812

>>22785787
grown men having mass orgies with little girls until they have belly bumps!

>> No.22785881

>>22785798
Fat lim ass

>> No.22785887

>>22785740
Are there any cases of dragons sharing a hoard?

>> No.22785892

Wikifag here. 4442/3983 stories have been archived.
I have 2 authors left to archive.

>> No.22785904

>>22785812
little girls giving birth to grown men's children and being early bird mommies!

>> No.22785910

>>22785238
I think most monster girl species making a group effort out of raising a son would produce a total mama's boy. Even the more emotionless ones acting as a group would do their best to make him feel overly loved.

>> No.22785914
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>>22785787
grown men licking little girls' pee pees
grown men playing tonsil hockey with little girls
grown men sticking their fingers in little girls' pee pees, mouths, and butts!

>> No.22785942

How much does kc make on patreon and enty?

>> No.22785948

>>22785887
it's your hoard because they gifted it to you but in return you are now their treasure

>> No.22785950

>>22785798
You did good Losenis

>> No.22785957

>>22785914
Truly there'd be no higher pleasure.

>> No.22785968
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>>22785267
>Playing tag with werewolf neighbor
>She easily evades most of your attempts to catch her
>Frustration boiling up only makes you more determined to get her
>Finally catch her with tackle and pinning her down to gloat a bit
>Instant you get up she blind sides you
>Takes you down to the ground with her
>Wrestling ensues as you both roll on the ground trying to pin each other
>You manage to get a grasp on her wrists and hold her down
>Notice how you're positioned
>She has her legs wrapped around you
>Feel puberty hit along with embarrassment and get off of her
>Luckily your hellhound mom called you two inside for snacks
>Say you're not feeling good and run to your room
>Hellhound with werewolf neighbor comes inside your room
>Tells you how she saw you two playing and how cute it was
>Reminds her of when she and your father was young
>But doesn't want you two getting stuck in that awkward stage of figuring it out
>Puts on her favorite porno from when she was still a pup
>Leaves room as you and werewolf neighbor to watch the tutorial
>Kobold and some random guy show up on screen
>Greet the viewer and introduce themselves as husband and wife
>Happily tells the viewer to enjoy themselves and maybe learn a thing or two about love making
>Learn what foreplay is as kobold goes into great detail for girls to not use their teeth
>Guy tells boys easiest way to find the clit and proper cunnilingus
>Next is onto sex proper
>See every position possible
>Doggy style
>Amazon press
>Mating press
>Pile driver
>Full nelson
>Cowgirl
>Prone bone
>The list goes on
>Video ends with kobold giving peace sign and wishing the viewer a great first time
>You two don't leave your room till dinner is beyond cold
>And when you do you see both your parents and werewolf's parents talking
>Dads ask you if you two had a good time together
>The embarrassment is palpable

>> No.22785977

>>22785798
she should do some tail exercises, her tail is too fat.

>> No.22786023

>>22785910
A mama's boy being collectively raised by a Zombie horde would be hilarious.

>> No.22786076
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22786076

>>22786023
It was argued at /a/ that a zombie girl like Tae would make a good mom.

>> No.22786080

>>22786023
I'm gonna learn necromancy to raise a harem from battlefields!

>> No.22786101

>>22786076
Should I watch zombieland saga?

>> No.22786133

>>22786101
It's a good anime so yes.

>> No.22786147

>>22786101
Go ahead, but don't partake in the discussion and I don't just mean here. Pretty much everywhere the discussion of the show got hijacked by trannies because they wanted to claim the trap as their own, even after the studio officially declared him a boy, not a "girl".

>> No.22786185

>>22785968
What a good mom. Too bad she didn't hand him a video on protection though.

>> No.22786186

>>22786101
it gave me some really good zombie porn so sure why not

>> No.22786195

>>22785968
Cute. Although surprised heckdog monster is okay with her sonny shooting his warm cum inside a subspecies dog.

>> No.22786231
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22786231

I enjoyed writing that other lewd Minotaur greentext an anon requested, so I made a sequel. Hope you like it.

For those of you who don't remember, it was
>A buff female monster hires a male prostitute to dom her

In the previous greentext, Anon reluctantly got into the act and skullfucked the minotaur, shocking and pleasing her greatly.

[1/2]

>It's another late evening
>You're at the same sketchy motel as before in a familiar situation
>By now it's your third time with the same monster, the only monster you've ever been with
>She bashfully whispered that her name was Mina on the phone, so you call her that
>By now you've realized that she's a sexual deviant by monster standards--a buff, rough and tumble type who secretly wants to be dominated and degraded, without her monster peers finding out
>Mina enters the room
> She's draped in a long red dress that accentuates her hips and makes her look like a real woman
>None of that tough exterior is present and she constantly looks at the floor
>She’s self-conscious
>You think back to the flash cards you made with her various fetishes, details and safe words
>She pays well
>"Bend over on the bed"
>She starts to protest: "But I--'
>"Now."
>Her eyes grow really wide and she follows your commands
>It's bizarre to see such a large, aggressive monster bow to your every whim, but you try not to think about it
>That swishing tail and her red pouting face show how excited she is
>She buries her face in the pillow
>You get an idea
>A long moment passes and Mina starts to get nervous
>She lifts her face and opens her mouth to speak just as you lift up her dress and slap her bare ass
>She lets out a delighted shriek and quickly covers her mouth with her paw
>Mina looks like she'll die from embarrassment
>"Anon, I never said--"
> You tell her to stop talking and spank her again
>She grits her teeth every time and tries to hold back the moans but they spill out anyway

>> No.22786251
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22786251

>>22786231

>Several minutes into this session, she suddenly stops making noise and her entire body convulses
>Mina's eyes roll back in her head, and she becomes unresponsive
>The bed beneath her is moist
>It dawns on you: She got off to being spanked and degraded
>Mina comes to a minute or so later, looking dazed
>You try to hide your weirded out expression but fail, she grows red like a tomato
>Mina pays you quickly and tries to hurry out, but you catch her sleeve and her eyes grow wide again
>"That wasn't the full experience. I'd feel bad ripped off a pretty woman, so if you want to come again some time and finish where we left off…"
>She avoids your eyes but nods her head, and before you know it Mina’s gone again

[2/2]

>> No.22786254

Which would be a better bodyguard waifu, Hellhound or Jinko?

>> No.22786264

>>22786231
>>22786251
A decent greentext for a severely underrated monster.

>>22786254
Probably jinko, since they're cooler and more collected by default.

>> No.22786270

>>22786231
>>22786251
I have a dire need to aggressively pump this monster with tons of children.

>> No.22786276

>>22786231
>>22786251
>She orgasms from being spanked
Holy fuck that's hot.

>> No.22786332
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22786332

>>22786231
>>22786251
Thanks, it was worth requesting it.
>>22786264
>severely underrated monster
How? I thought Minos are well liked.

>> No.22786339

>>22786231
>>22786251
Absolutely based

>> No.22786347

>>22786332
Is that a reference to that christian anti sapping device for kids?

>> No.22786349

>>22786332
They have virtually no art of them.

>> No.22786353 [SPOILER] 
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22786353

>>22786347
I don't think so, it's just T-posing. There's the edit though.

>> No.22786358

>>22786349
https://imgbox.com/g/bKylI2Pfmz
They have more art getting taken to pound town than some popular monsters despite their overall image count being low thankfully

>> No.22786372

>>22786358
>1/3 of is 15 variations of the same pic with just minor differences in facial expressions

>1/3 of it are poorly drawn chicken scratches

There's only like 6 noteworthy pics in there

>> No.22786375

>>22786332
I want to rape a t-posing mino!

>> No.22786462

>>22786375
freezing any monster in a t-pose and raping them!

>> No.22786502

>>22786375
>>22786462
which monster would you freeze and take advantage of, sexual or not?

>> No.22786584
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22786584

>Still wearing red everyday
>Just waiting for the day monster girls become real so I'll get jumped by a(some) enraged, horny cow(s)

>> No.22786605
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22786605

Is she retarded?

>Wants to turn the whole world into a demon realm
>Meaning that every single human will either turn into a mamono or an incubus
>Oh but mamonos almost exclusively give birth to females
I thought lilims were supposed to be intelligent...
Don't get me wrong, the order is fucking retarded but they are clearly not the most retarded side.

>> No.22786618

>>22785515
Marrying Nergi-chan so she stops bullying the other dragons!

>> No.22786621

>>22786605
She's working towards the demon lord's plan which involves gaining enough power to rewrite the rules to allow monster girls giving birth to incubi

>> No.22786639

>>22786621
Then maybe do this before turning every human so that intelligent lifeforms don't have to face extinction if they fail?
She is playing russian roulette.

>> No.22786650

>>22786605
Druella just loves her mom A LOT
Is the Queen of Hearts daddy's girl then?

>> No.22786655
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22786655

>>22786605
It's implied heavily that the DL will have found a way to allow monster girls to give birth to incubi before a crisis were ever to occur. Hell, at one point I think it's even mentions that it currently is possible, but it's like 1:1,000,000 chance, and the mother becomes like an instant celebrity among the other local monster girls. But anyways, it'll be fixed before crisis. Just like how we know the Order will fail and the Chief God loses. It's KC's setting, and he's already dictated all this. Don't worry about it. Just fap to monster girls and pray they become real

>> No.22786670

>>22786605
Demonlord would gain enough power to enact her mamano birth male humans plan.

>> No.22786679

>>22786639
She has to conquer to build power though

>> No.22786702

>>22786655
>Just fap to monster girls and pray they become real
I love them but I dunno about the whole "turning people into incubus and monsters without their consent" thing, people say the KC universe is vanilla af but it's pretty terrifying.

>It's implied heavily that the DL will have found a way to allow monster girls to give birth to incubi before a crisis were ever to occur
Where was it implied?

>> No.22786716

>>22785199
>Well anon?
Let's not pretend that my consent matters.

>> No.22786724
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22786724

>>22786716
Rogue/Thief Anons need a big strong Warrior party member to keep them in line.

>> No.22786780

>>22786605
jesus fuck, druella's appearance killed my boner, is she always this intimidating-looking? i cant fap to scary looking girls

>> No.22786789
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22786789

>>22786780
>Why does the monster girl have a monstruous appearance?

>> No.22786790

>>22786780
she isn't scary at all

>> No.22786804

>>22786655
>Hell, at one point I think it's even mentions that it currently is possible, but it's like 1:1,000,000 chance
No, it's not. As it stands no males has ever been born from a monster girl.
But it's more or less confirmed that the DL will win and will make it possible, just not right now.

>> No.22786806

>>22786584
I'll touch that cow. I'll do it.

>> No.22786817

How would your waifu deal with a volcel?

>> No.22786829

>>22786605
I love her design but her motivations and general personality just fills me with genuine anger.
It's one of the few things in MGE I have to avoid to not just get really pissed off about.

>> No.22786831

>>22786655
The Order and Chief God will fall, leaving the remaining human nations free of secretly anti-human religious dogma to research magic and power limiters to mass limit break their military into heroes. Meanwhile, the Demon Lord has fixed the birth rate issue and incubi are born. Now the monsters have their own males and families and don't need to take humans anymore, which leads to less seduction on the battlefield, which leads to the limitbroken human armies keeping their shit together and the monsters getting btfo in combat. Mamono will be removed from premises, scheming gods will at long last be dethroned, clay will be returned and the Age of Man will dawn.

>> No.22786859

Soldier Beatle Calvary!

>> No.22786875

>>22786831
Hail /tg/
Hail Humanity
Hail Victory

>> No.22786881

>>22786859
That sounds absolutely terrifying. I would not like to see this when I'm just some random guard for a random outpost.

>> No.22786888
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22786888

>>22786789
now that i think about, druella's ugly. i would hope i don't end up with a monster that looks like she's about to violently rape me under the sheets of her huge bed in a dark room and instead end up with a monster that looks cute and inviting for fun like a fluffy heckdog

>> No.22786889

>>22786716
>Anon gets held down by a huge strong monster oozing with smugness
>"Tell me, Anon, how does it feel knowing I'm about to squeeze out all the cum out of you to the last drop and you can do nothing about it?"
>"Like you give a shit what I think, just get done with it."

>> No.22786891

>>22786831
Except anytime they'd try to fight it would end with sex due to, you know, it's a porn setting.

>> No.22786901

>>22785199
Well it's a real shame she had to ruin a good moment by saying something like this.

>> No.22786903

>>22786891
Except the monster girls they're fighting would be already married to the plentiful incubi in monster lands, they won't be saved by the bell this time.

>> No.22786904
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22786904

>>22786888
>implying Hellhounds don't look like they're about to violently rape you under the sheets of their huge bed in a dark room

>> No.22786910

>>22786889
>Anon is just really passive aggressive while getting raped
>The monster girls doesn't know what to do so she just tries to rape him harder
>This only fuels his bitterness

>> No.22786912

>>22786891
Do not reply to trollposts.

>> No.22786916

I want my hellhound to be white

>> No.22786921

>>22786912
I know I shouldn't, but something in me just makes me hope he's just retarded and not trolling.

>> No.22786922
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22786922

>>22786916
Here's your spicy Kobold.

>> No.22786923
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22786923

I hope you're not afraid of the ocean

>> No.22786929

>>22786922
Close enough, thank you.

>> No.22786933

>>22786923
Not like it matters when I live off in the mountains where squids never dare tread.

>> No.22786937

>>22786922
Can I take her on a walk?

>> No.22786951
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22786951

>>22786904
They don't, they look like they wouldn't bother with the sheets.

>> No.22786968

>>22786101
second season is this year

>> No.22786971
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22786971

Selene's cool

>> No.22786988
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22786988

>>22786904
>>22786951
I don't think they'd turn the lights off either. I think they'd want to see the guys embarrassed face as they ride him.

>> No.22786993
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22786993

>>22786971
I bet Selene is a massive military nerd.

>> No.22787002
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22787002

>>22785769
Diagnosis: cuddleslut, pawslut

>> No.22787005

>when the automaton becomes self aware

>> No.22787010

>>22787005
that part in nier automaton where the machines commit suicide hit too close to home

>> No.22787014

>>22787002
It was a friend who drew that for me, since I work in a hospital. Shame she forgot to put her signature on it.

>> No.22787019

>>22786923
which mg gives you the biggest fearboner?

>> No.22787044
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22787044

I wanna lick ice cream off a hellhound's toned body!

>> No.22787048

>>22787019
Lilim. She's all powerful and just by looking at her you get a boner.

>> No.22787050

>>22786993
Selene is monster Lubu

>> No.22787051

>>22787048
lilim wouldnt hurt a fly.

>> No.22787057

>>22787050
do not pursue

>> No.22787059
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22787059

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>> No.22787064

>>22787051
Durella and Selene says otherwise.

>> No.22787069

>>22787050
Beast ripped one of Selene's fights from a Lubu encounter

>> No.22787071

>>22787059
Gee Pharaoh, how come Osiris lets you have two sneks?

>> No.22787074
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22787074

>>22787071
All sneks are property of the Pharaoh.

>> No.22787090

>>22787074
I am also her property!

>> No.22787104
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22787104

>>22787059
Pharaohs come in many shapes and sizes!

>> No.22787106

>>22787059
Is a Pharaoh's adopted son also required to worship her?

>> No.22787117

>>22787069
It was this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttHwPMuST0I
Just replace lubu with Selene

>> No.22787133

>>22787014
Your friend draws a very cute big titty Yeti nurse and I'm happy for her

>> No.22787159

someone post nerdwan pls i lost all my images

>> No.22787161
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22787161

>>22787159
>post nerdwan
I was going to post her, anyway.

>> No.22787162
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22787162

How do I calm yandere monster girls when sex and cuddling isn't enough?

>> No.22787167

>>22787162
You have kids with them

>> No.22787170

>>22787162
Accept death?

>> No.22787173
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22787173

>>22787051
>lilim wouldnt hurt a fly.
>"I could break you. I could turn you into an incubus, make you my slave in both body and mind, and have you aid me as I march into your homeland with an army behind me... but I won't let you turn so easily. I will tear your nation apart, corrupt all I see in my path, and force you to watch. Then, when Nostrum is mine, I will see what to do you with you."

>> No.22787182

>>22787173
can she turn him into panties?

>> No.22787191

>>22787173
Proof that in the land OC's, Selene has much more chill.

>> No.22787209

>>22786780
>is she always this intimidating-looking
Try reading some of the written works. Lilims as seen by humans are mocking, condescending, and even downright terrifying—before sexy times. I'm pretty sure the girl in Baphomet Complex started crying.

>> No.22787224

Scary looking monsters trying not to frighten men!

>> No.22787229

>>22787191
IIRC in Beast's stuff Lilims are know as "White devils" and people are pretty much told to flee on sight.

>> No.22787248
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22787248

Looking to do a couple greentext requests, lewd or otherwise. Leave them here and I'll finish them as soon as I can.

>> No.22787264

>>22787248
Slaveboy being bought by a Pharaoh.

>> No.22787273

>>22787209
so if i wake up naked in a huge bed and a lilem crawls up to me naked as well and i start panicking because she looks scary as hell, will i start liking her eventually after the first few rapings?

>> No.22787277

>>22787173
And this is why they are shit.

>> No.22787279
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22787279

It's going up your ass darling, spread em~

>> No.22787280

>>22787248
Vampire indulging in gourmet food with garlic in it
She's fully aware, she just wants a nitro boost for sex with her husband.

>> No.22787286

>>22787248
Sex with a Kiki that has a fetish for being choked.

>> No.22787287

what happens if an umi-osho ate a raging mushroom next to an anon

>> No.22787289

>>22787248
"Feral" Kiki
Still serves and cleans due to insticnt, but is a borderline cavewoman due to how she was raised

>> No.22787292

>>22787059
Gonna go to the titty pharaoh kingdom!

>> No.22787293

>>22787248
Hakutaku momster spanks her son for the first time, it backfires when, to the shock of both, he enjoys it.

>> No.22787299

>>22787173
>spoiler
Fine by me

>> No.22787306

>>22787229
>Lilim "witcher" traveling human lands
>She is known as the "White Devil" among the humans

>> No.22787309

>>22787248
Yeti sensitive to the cold

>> No.22787316

>>22787229
I don't remember that.

>> No.22787319

>>22787306
>Lilim "witcher"
What the hell is she, a matchmaker or a professional cockblocker?

>> No.22787323

Even with how much a Mary Sues KC made the monsters in general, lilims stand out as the biggest and most obnoxious ones, second only to the DL herself.

>> No.22787325

you don't shake hands with a lamia, you shake tails! she shakes your tail with hers, and then the "thank-you" juice comes out of your tail to show her your appreciation!

>> No.22787332

>>22787248
I was going to request something but after reading it over it made me cringe so decided against it.

>> No.22787346

>>22787319
Probably matchmaking(preventing conflict between mamono and superstitious humans. Slays demon realm beasts too I guess. Also undo curses from a bygone era.

>> No.22787351

>>22787323
>second only to the DL herself
Lilith is blessed. Fuck you.

>> No.22787353
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22787353

>>22787277
shtfup

>> No.22787369

>>22787323
Stay mad /tg/

>> No.22787376

>>22787369
Can you find a better insult? Not everyone who plays tabletop games hates monstergirls and I don't like how you imply that.

>> No.22787378

>>22787353
You have no-one to blame but yourself.

>> No.22787399

>>22787376
Adeptus Edgestartes

>> No.22787415

>>22787369
I don't go to /tg/.

>>22787376
I don't hate monstergirls, but also I kind of do hate them from an another point of view.

>> No.22787426

>>22787316
Found it
>“Lilims are daughters of the demon lord. In battle, they are a one-woman army capable of wiping out armies, with little injury to tell the tale. A proud anti-monster city can become a demon realm overnight on their whims. The mere mention of the white devils being nearby is enough for people to reconsider any kind of action when monsters are involved.” Kenneth lectured as he started to pace.

>> No.22787436
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22787436

>>22787415
>I don't hate monstergirls, but also I kind of do hate them from an another point of view.
Are you, uh, gonna substantiate that inane statement or what?

>> No.22787437
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22787437

Thread is being weird today. Talk about cute witches and mages

>> No.22787447

>>22787436
It’s probably the "why doesn’t the setting allow my fetishes/ideas", again

>>22787437
Fuck off

>> No.22787468

>>22787106
No he's just required to let the pharaoh spoil and pamper him

>> No.22787469
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22787469

>>22787426
So Selene doesn't look scary, but is terrifying in other ways.

>> No.22787480

>>22787469
See as her very presence can make men unable to even move if she doesnt contain her power, yes. She is very terrifying.

>> No.22787486

>>22787468
>when the Pharaoh momster wakes up late and hear about how her son snuck out to do chariot racing
Poor anubis

>> No.22787493

I want a muscled pharaoh with huge tits.

>> No.22787499

>>22787376
But that's where the worst monster girl community is and if you hang with that crowd you absolutely deserve part of the blame for making it active.
>>22787415
>I don't hate monstergirls, but also I kind of do hate them from an another point of view.
"I'm not racist but fuck black people"
This is you right now

>> No.22787508

>>22787480
I want a lilim to mindbreak me with her presence/aura

>> No.22787511

>>22787469
Well think of it this way
warrior monsters are already broken my MGE standards where people have to train their asses of to have a chance of fighting, let alone victory.
and now theres this woman with that power multiplied to hell and you have to fight with a boner and the urge to just wank. And on top of that, this particular lilim decided to be an anime blood knight and tear the battlefeild apart with nigh unstoppable force
The only thing that stops her from being a mary sue is that shes seemingly not as busted as Druella is and Beast writes his humans to be strong enough to take on dragons and other high teirs.

>> No.22787515
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22787515

>>22787499
I'm not speciesist but the sooner we submit all authority to our glorious monster overlords the better.

>> No.22787524

>>22787499
>and if you hang with that crowd you absolutely deserve part of the blame for making it active.
But I don't go to the /tg/ monstergirl threads. I go to other threads on /tg/.

>> No.22787527

>>22787469
>>22787511
Doesn't Selene repress her aura to fight?

>> No.22787530

What if a non-scary monster set her eyes on a man whose phobia makes him terrified of her?

>> No.22787532

>>22787436
Well I'll try to explain. I like monstergirls, but when I think of the ways KC has gradually made them into increasingly invincible Mary Sues and how much some people like that kind of makes me hate them. When the monsters are turned into a faction of unstoppable smug cunts it just makes them look like they deserve to get slapped down hard. It doesn't help that people who are too much into femdom or "just turn off your brain bro it's a porn setting" are too accepting of the porn setting turning so stupid it's not appealing. At the same time it's made the internal logic of the world and the motives of people in it more and more inconsistent.

One example is how powerful the monster faction is, how haven't they just conquered the whole world and won hundreds of years ago? Sure a lot of them are passive and just chill out, but the extremist faction doesn't. They have godlike Lilims and other races that can just corrupt everything and basically can't be fought against, and every conquest will increase their ranks even more while weakening the opposing side. If they aren't steamrolling everything because the DL is telling them not to, then why would she do that when monsterizing the world and getting enough power to achieve all her win conditions is the plan? The whole pantheon of gods is already corrupted too, so that makes the question of how the monsters just haven't won yet ages ago even more unanswerable. It's inconsistent even on a meta level since the DL is supposed to be the good guy, but her endgame is turning everyone into monsters and incubi which removes the man x monstergirl fetish which is the point of the setting in the first place.

>> No.22787533
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>>22787515
That's the dream

>> No.22787534

>>22787530
Monster leaves him alone

>> No.22787538

>>22787508
I am sure one of the lilims is a bit sadistic. She would surely be willing to turn you into her slave husband.

>> No.22787564

>>22787527
She at least surpresses it to some degree
>Looking around she could see that quite a few of the city folk were looking at her, with some form of either curiosity or desire, wanting to know about the beautiful stranger touring the streets. It sent a warm feeling through her to be the object of desire, so much that she almost had the urge to let her aura boost their lust and attraction and see their faces melting pleasure as they let themselves go and-

>Selene shook herself free of those thoughts. She had to focus, with no battles or common goal to focus on, the feeling of various pent-up human desires was making her want to show them the love and pleasure monsters could offer. Still, maybe when the morals of this town were lighter, she could return and enjoy her visit to the fullest, maybe create another realm and connect it to her own?Saving that sort of plan for later, she divided perhaps it was best that she asked one of the town guards or one of the shop owners if they knew Leon, or at least where he could be.

>> No.22787567

>>22787532
Humans deserve it.

>> No.22787570

>>22787533
>'Ssssubmit to me mortal.'
>Okey-doke.

>> No.22787579

>>22787538
As long as she lets me hump her legs while she is doing her evil laugh

>> No.22787592

>>22787564
Was this story finished?

>> No.22787606

>>22787567
>Humans deserve it.
Sure but only when they successfully manage to fight back like Lescartie, am I right. Supposedly there's all kinds of tyranny and misery going on in Order controlled territory, but Druella only went into full reeee-mode when somebody produced actually competent heroes. And naturally the extremist faction quoted the Order oppression only afterwards basically going "yeah we totally meant to free you dirtfarmers from the evil nobility all along with our surpreme power that requires no effort to conquer the city in less than a day, but we delayed that plan a few hundred years for pressing ceremonial matters and it was totally coincidental this attack plan was finally timed at the same moment when they managed to fight back against our highly aggressive conquering army" And the same thing with Polove, yeah we'll solve your humanitarian crisis out of the pure goodness of our hearts because we're so nice (but only after you all monsterize and swear eternal servitude to us.)

Not only are they smug invincible cunts, but also hypocritical and dishonest too.

>> No.22787619

>>22787532
>and how much some people like that kind of makes me hate them
>mooooom people are having fun

>> No.22787626

>>22787564
I forget, what did Leon do to get her attention?

>> No.22787633

>>22787532
>One example is how powerful the monster faction is, how haven't they just conquered the whole world and won hundreds of years ago? Sure a lot of them are passive and just chill out, but the extremist faction doesn't. They have godlike Lilims and other races that can just corrupt everything and basically can't be fought against, and every conquest will increase their ranks even more while weakening the opposing side. If they aren't steamrolling everything because the DL is telling them not to
Druella has actively been trying and hit a stalemate after her initial conquest.

>> No.22787649

>>22787626
Cutting her cheek while her guard was down
The battlefield version of picking up a japanese schoolgirls books for her in a hentai

>> No.22787660

What about eros hellhound

>> No.22787671

>>22787633
>Druella has actively been trying and hit a stalemate after her initial conquest.
What or who is stopping her? Logically nothing can. If it's about power level all she has to do is to get a couple of her sisters to help. If that isn't an option, she can just undermine whoever is strong and resolved enough to drive her extremists back by corrupting towns with the numerous available tricks and nobody can stop her from doing it.

>> No.22787688

>>22787606
>>22787671
Full on big invasions of everything would cause an unacceptable amount casualties(mostly humans) though.

>> No.22787695

>>22787671
The order have living saints, considering how strong heroes are then you can only imagine how strong saints are. Keep in mind not every Lilim has her priorities so even if some of her sisters did want to fight, that's just one city and there's bound to be other urgent matters.

>> No.22787701

>>22787606
Could you speak less like a spacebattles reject? Thanks.

>> No.22787720

>>22787486
>worried Pharaoh momster bolts out of the palace to stop the chariot races before her precious gift from the gods gets hurt, while anubis is trying to keep up with her mistress and hopes she still has a job tomorrow

>> No.22787760

>>22787688
>>22787695
Military power doesn't really matter when you can infiltrate places to corrupt people, spike water sources, cause dark matter explosions or just expand the demon realms until they overtake the human cities. Monsterization, DE corruption and demonic realms can't be reversed so there's nothing the Order could do about it.

>> No.22787768

>>22787760
They could start mass killing people in panic. That's the problem with large invasions

>> No.22787775

Would you play the MGE version of the spoon game?
>Take a pair of used underwear and ball it up.
>Drive round a monster girl neighborhood until you locate an aggressive monster girl.
(Hellhounds and Wurms are good for this)
>Shout to get their attention and throw the underwear at them.
>If you hit them, you can drive away and either find another target, or go home.
>If you miss, you need to stop the car and retrieve the underwear before you can continue driving.
>Pro tip: Making the underwear wet makes it easier to throw, and have a more satisfying impact.

>> No.22787778
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22787778

I just want a cute sexy lilim to love tenderly and give the DL granddaughters with, is that so much to ask? I don't care if she's a mary sue.

>> No.22787779
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>>22787660
KNOCK
KNOCK

>> No.22787788

>>22787768
They didn't do it before so why would it be different that time? Lescartie was supposed to be super powerful, but even they just instantly collapsed and the Order didn't come even close to start randomly killing people. The paniced killing excuse is just an another asspull to explain patch up holes in the decreasing internal consistency of the setting.

>> No.22787797

>>22787779
>Who's the sorry son of a bitch in here who was planning on spending Valentines day by himself?
>Did you think Eros wouldn't find out?
>Now open this door before I remove it, you're getting the goddamn romantic date of a lifetime, pal

>> No.22787830

>>22787779
Do you think she would be okay with just a hug? Anything more and I think I will have to get pelvis replacement surgery.

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22787852

A new translated Hroz in sadpanda nice

>> No.22787870

>>22787852
Poor demon lord

>> No.22787877

>>22787797
>Tfw snusnu aside would actually be really helpful because I fucked up so my door is a pain in the ass to open and I might lock myself in on accident.

>> No.22787881

>>22787852
I'd beat up everyone there and go running back to my devil king wife.

>> No.22787914

>>22787779
This is a large dog

>> No.22787936
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22787936

So is this translation official actual thing or what???

>> No.22787942

>>22786076
How ?

>> No.22787946

>>22787688
Losenis justified it in his story by how the humans would sooner start massacring each other as the demonic energy gradually started entering their realm, so the lilim would have to invade it in force and just convert them before they started doing that. Although, that's just two kingdoms rather than the entirety of order and monsters.

>> No.22787953

>>22784382
Nice

>> No.22787958

I want a Devil to cuddle with on the couch and stroke her cute little wings

>> No.22787960

>>22787946
>humans would sooner start massacring each other as the demonic energy gradually started entering their realm
Humans do it for less or no reason at all,
I'd fully support a demon lord invasion

>> No.22787963

>>22787532
>having lots of sex with monstergirls makes you healthier, live longer, and can even unlock latent magic potential!
"That's so cool! I can't wait to hear more about-"
>if the improvements continue, we call those individuals by a different name
"Shitty setting absolutely ruined KC betrayed us for introducing monsterboy shit it's basically NTR 0/10 did not enjoy fuck you fuck me fuck monstergirls"

>> No.22787964

>>22787533
is that anon going to get GRAPED?

>> No.22787968

>>22787779
what does these things eat? i'd feed her something

>> No.22787977

>>22787963
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. "
-Agent Smith

>> No.22787987

>>22787977
I agree with that. I really don't care for the MGE setting, just the girls.

>> No.22787988

>>22787977
Just watched that movie again recently, it's definitely one I am going to watch with my wife when the portals open.

>> No.22787991

>>22787968
I hear they like human boy dick and semen, hut I could be wrong.

>> No.22787995

>>22787946
>implying a fanfic that has even more plotholes than the official thing is relevant in this context

>>22787963
>picking a single thing to strawman the fuck out of
Nice argument

>> No.22788003
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22788003

>>22787964
Yeah the lucky lil bastard, gets to be intoxicated by the lewdest snake venom there is

>> No.22788052

>>22787977
That's an excuse for the setting. Trying to apply it otherwise just comes across as massive cope.

>> No.22788054

What is the monstergirl equivalent of a raisin cookie?

>> No.22788057

>>22787988
That movie would probably be a little uncomfortable for monstergirls to watch, considering they do still consider humans sources of food that they should nurse and protect. Depending on the personality of each girl, they might handle it either with a laugh about the funny coincidence or much more poorly.

>> No.22788059

>>22787991
i don't have a boy with me, i'm just a man who's all alone

>> No.22788064

>>22788054
Getting a flat MG interested on you instead of the MILF one

>> No.22788071

>>22787977
The machines would have had more luck had they designed the world after mge.

>> No.22788085

>>22788071
Would be an interesting idea for an mmo isekai if someone would be willing to take the risk.

>> No.22788100

>>22788054
When a boy they're into isn't tsundere, he just doesn't like her.

>> No.22788109

>>22788064
But anon, therein lies the ultimate gift: getting to watch as mamono mana gradually shapes that slim monster into the MILF of your desires.

>> No.22788116

>>22788057
I think she would be okay with it, since we both can provide nourishment for the other, and would I think she would only give her full attention to the action scenes anyways.
I can imagine how unfortunate that might be for some other couples
>"How did you like the movie?"
>"Um... it was... nice sweetie, thank you for showing me it."
>Retreating to the kitchen, the CC demon starts to have a silent meltdown in the kitchen
>The husband finds her a few minutes later, curled up next to the oven, and has to comfort her for a solid 15 minutes before she regains composure

>> No.22788118

>>22788054
I don't get it

>> No.22788120

>>22788109
Nothing better than seeing your previously lithe wife struggle to lift her humongous new honkers to examine them in the mirror.

>> No.22788121

>>22787988
I've been reading about the Romanian revolution in 1989 recently for sllme reason , not sure what mg would be interested in that.

>> No.22788127

>>22788118
A raisin cookie
You'll eat if it's offered to you
But would would never go out and buy one

>> No.22788151

>>22788118
Something that looks appealing at first glance, but sucks if you give it a closer look.

>> No.22788152

>>22788121
I think that monsters would be very interested in everything this world has, and everything humanity has done! The ones who aren't just after sex would most likely learn everything they can about our world. It's like if we were to find an alien civilization, we would try to learn everything about them, monsters girls coming to Earth would be no different.

>> No.22788154

>>22788116
I don't know why monstergirls reacting to innocuous media like it's horror is so adorable but I love it every time. I hope that husband would hug her really tight and stroke her hair until she calmed down.

>> No.22788159
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22788159

Idea: HunieCam Studio, but with monster girls instead of regular e-thots

>Smug cheshire tricks you out of your hard-earned e-bucks
>Nerdwan gets a thousand subscribers just for showing her feet and tail and doesn't understand why
>Lilim starts a lewd ASMR channel
>Kikimora does a nude knitting program
>Tanuki is skimming 20% off the top of all of their ad revenue without them even knowing it

>> No.22788162
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22788162

Cats and dogs really can get along!

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>>22788120
She may be quite enthused with it though.

>> No.22788190

>>22788159
>>Lilim starts a lewd ASMR channel
I can only imagine how many Sabbath channels would have those "10 hour soft loli breathing ASMR" videos on an MGE video service.

>> No.22788193

>>22788163
True. I could see some monsters intentionally showing off their new bigger assets.

>> No.22788209

>>22788190
>>22788159
I want a Cheshire who tries to be a legitimate voice actress but can't help herself from making things fun, so all her videos end up really silly.

>> No.22788216

What monster types work well with other types? The only ones I can think of are bugs/fairies and plants.

>> No.22788226

>>22788216
I think Kunoichi and Ochimusha bodyguards would work really well together. Plus Wights and Lich friends having a comedic dynamic with each other.

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>>22788190
>Hellhound ASMR
>It's just heavy breathing

>> No.22788234

>>22788209
That would be really something. I can imagine all of the outtakes for just a simple fantasy script.
>"That's right hero, this LONGsword has been in that BIG, HARD stone for sooooooo long."
>Everyone in the recording studio is either really confused, trying to hold back laughter, or trying to hold back a boner.
>"Yep, that thing has been standing ERECT for so long, people have given up trying to *ahem* pull it out."

>> No.22788245

>>22788232
>Slime ASMR live stream
>After having the microphone sloshing around inside her for a couple hours, she eventually forgot about it, and never shut down the stream
>The slurping and squishing sounds are still going strong, 19 days and counting

>> No.22788247

>>22784339
It just sounds funny.

>> No.22788253

>>22788234
They'd probably eventually write characters around her, but those first few years would be hilarious. Especially for any livestreams or stage shows she ended up doing.

>> No.22788254

Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread
Instead, keep an eye out for fairies this winter, love hot chocolate something fierce

>> No.22788279

>>22788254
Leaving out cups of hot chocolate is a great way of attracting fairies and devil bugs alike. Titania gets the special candy cane hot chocolate though, it's important for her to still think it's christmas!

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>>22788279
Leaving out cups of hot chocolate seems like it would attract any non-Glacies snow realm girls quickly.

>> No.22788291

>>22788279
Would MGE even have a Santa for Christmas? What does it give for bad boys and girls?

>> No.22788296

Anyone have experience commissioning packge?

>> No.22788300

>>22788291
I think Santa Claus is a universal constant. It's just that Mrs. Claus in that universe is either an elf, a Titania or a Whitehorn.

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22788305

>>22788284
Glacies would love a cup of hot cocoa, all they want to do is feel warm inside

>> No.22788312

>>22788305
But they'll melt!

>> No.22788320

>>22788312
That's their plan, they want their icy heart and snowflake melted!
https://files.catbox.moe/gc4f8d.png

>> No.22788321
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22788321

If a Hellhound is sick, do you take her to a doctor, or a veterinarian?

>> No.22788328

>>22788321
monster girl doctor, she's a person just like a human

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>>22788321
MGClinic, for all your health needs!

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22788350

>>22788346
Anursebis has seen some shit

>> No.22788365

>>22788284
Out hunting with her marshmallow cat!

>> No.22788371

>>22788350
I could go for a cold, refreshing lemonade flavored Glacies right now.

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22788373

>>22788365
Marshmallow cats know no fear

>> No.22788378

Forget asmr channels
Lilims are low scale reality warpers right?
What if they fucked with the tv/video game as a bid to get to you?
Like imagine listening to lowfi hip hop and suddenly she replaces the study girl?

>> No.22788390

>>22788373
They're indestructible, no matter how hard a group of Wendis might try to get to the center of a marshmallow cat, they won't be able to break it's skin.

>> No.22788416

>>22788284
Looks pretty idyllic out there. Truly a winter wonderland.

>> No.22788433
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22788433

>>22788390
They're not so much an immovable object as they are impossibly squishy.

>> No.22788441

>>22788284
Comfy as fuck

>> No.22788464

>>22788378
>Lilim invading my video game collection
>Has the choice of soulsborne games, DOOM 1 & 2, or my collection of DDR games.
Have fun, scrub.

>> No.22788476

>>22788378
>possess a romance VN to get close to you
>end up incarnating into the childhood friend ccharacter
She maybe didn't think the whole plan through.

>> No.22788477

>>22788464
>Thinking monsters wouldn't enjoy escapism
what is this retard logic.

>> No.22788509

>>22788477
What do they have to escape from?

>> No.22788516

>>22788477
I am certain she would enjoy the escapism part, but the choice of killing demons, getting killed by demons, or DDR seems like it wouldn't exactly be the ideal games to invade, especially if it behaves like a regular invasion in a soulsborne game.

>> No.22788528

>>22788516
>Lilim invades as a super-special Pink Phantom
>emerges from the summon sign incredibly gracefully, and does a polite but seductive custom gesture
>while she's gesturing the player just starts attacking and depletes her entire health bar

>> No.22788537
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22788537

how do i get a hellhound to aid me on my quest to marry a lilem

>> No.22788542

>>22788537
How about, you ask a lilem instead

>> No.22788549

>>22788537
Well if you want a harem she probably wouldn’t be super opposed to it

>> No.22788556

Do you guys want one mg or a harem

>> No.22788564

>>22788556
I dislike harems in general but I have a soft spot for duos.

>> No.22788569

>>22788528
I wonder how she would feel about my whip build...
I think another detail to add is
>Pointing down or throwing dung pies or some other thing that might offend the lilim
>Lilim returning with infinite health, only to die from a golf swing into a bottomless pit

>> No.22788576

>>22788556
I try to stick with duos or trios, so they can keep each other company if I am gone, or so we can pair up for cuddles/games.

>> No.22788578

>>22788556
Monogamy. I hate harems.

>> No.22788598

>>22788556
I currently have one waifu, but debating getting a second for lewd yuri stuff.

>> No.22788610

>be conniving noblewoman from the Before Times
>commissioned a magic portrait that ages instead of you so you'd have all the time you need to marry up to the top and just wait for your current mark to die of old age before moving to the next
>you had it locked in a secret vault so no one could find it and burn it
>somehow, this has worked for centuries, with nobody questioning how you've outlived three counts and two dukes
>turns out the painting will also absorb most kinds of mana instead of you, too
>area above the vault turns into a Demon Realm, mana trickles down
>there's an animate portrait of you trying desperately to get out of the vault
>you have no idea what's happened above the vault and have basically forgotten it exists, taking your immortality for granted

>> No.22788622

>>22788610
>animate portrait
How would that work, in terms of being a monster? Is it like a Trumpart, and can go in and out of the painting? Or does it just drag a man into the painting to be their husband?

>> No.22788637

>>22788378
>Replacing the study girl
>Not corrupting her

>> No.22788726

>>22785257
I personally don't find paws attractive on civilised girls. Claws and the like only work for me if they work to emphasise or symbolise something. Like the claw of a wolfu to symbolise savagery. Foxes don't get claws. Nor do zapweasels.

>> No.22788744

>>22788556
Bigamy master race

>> No.22788759
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22788759

When your childhood friend becomes a zombie and also a ghost

>> No.22788813

>>22786195
It would be the other way around, Werewolves would be the primary species with all other dog girls coming after. Hellhounds are actually a subspecies of a subspecies.

>> No.22788819

>>22788556
There's something special about monogamy but I won't deny that two or three girls could be really nice, too. More than that is iffy for me.

>> No.22788832

What beings and or entities can you imagine are immune to or cannot be monsterized or corrupted by Monstergirl Magics???

I'll start:

>https://youtu.be/NHSjQRgB06A

Despite being a female voice, she and the faction she's associated with, cannot be Mamono Nana's

>"Feminine exogen entities at sector 79. All ground units are to terminate with extreme prejudice, feminine exogen entities are hostile. Deploy sterilizers."

>"All males and members of the male gender are to regroup and report to your local protection units. Code; regroup, assemble, resist temptation. Coordinate with you protection units, all members of the male gender are to not interact with feminine biotics."

>> No.22788841

BIG
BUSHY
EYEBROWS

>> No.22788859

>>22788759
I have several questions

>> No.22788864

How do foxes or monsters in general approach a recluse that stays inside?

>> No.22788900
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22788900

Big muscle dog

>> No.22788905

>>22786605
She could wipe out all of humanity right now without the years it takes to slowly corrupt them all into monsters and there would be so many monsters left with such long lifespans that she'd manage human boy births with ease.

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22788906

>>22788864
Directly.

>> No.22788918

>>22788864
Though the windows
Though the walls

>> No.22788958

>>22788832
Star heralds, old testament tier angels that take the form we humans know under the rule of a sleeping minor Great Old One who's masquerading as a holy and obscure "Holy Light" god with supposedly no individual agency, though that's just because the entity in question spends 99.999% of its time asleep.

These are already technically monsters and while the sum of all corrupting energies may eventually overwhelm one into a new existence, they're lilim tier powerful so good luck confining one for so long.

>> No.22789029

>>22785523
>tfw no Hellhound aunt who gets really angry whenever other girls flirt with you

>> No.22789055

How hot is a Hellhound's pussy?

>> No.22789056

>>22787059
>>22787104
>tfw no hip Pharaoh momster who has a friendly rivalry with her nerdy Apophis sister

>> No.22789060

>>22787779
I need an adult...

>> No.22789065

>>22789055
You could probably cook hotdogs in there.

>> No.22789072

>>22789065
Or eggs!

>> No.22789076

>>22789065
>the no longer need to own a grill with hellhound waifu

>> No.22789137

>>22789072
>Breakfast is just shoving a carton of eggs up her holes

>> No.22789145

>>22789137
Tasty!

>> No.22789172
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22789172

>Cooking on a hellhound
>Not cooking on a lava golem or ignis
I bet y'all don't even sear your steaks

>> No.22789181

>>22789172
How exactly do you intend to cook on a semisolid surface?
Let alone something completely non-solid like an Ignis.

>> No.22789190

>>22789181
Lava golems and firm up their bodies so the meat doesn't sink in, ignis' do have a solid form otherwise you couldn't really fuck them

>> No.22789192
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>>22789190
It's not like being immaterial stops plenty of other species.

>> No.22789208

>>22788813
Wouldnt kobolds be the most common?

>> No.22789216

>>22789208
I'm talking lineage, not numbers. I don't think so though. I mean you think about it, there's more wilderness for a werewolf to live in than there is domestic neutral towns for a kobold to live in. I reckon it would be close.

But in terms of ancestry, it would go wolves > dogs > helldog. Because the concept of a protector hound has to already have existed before some god got the idea to create a hell hound which is just a protector hound in hell made magical.

>> No.22789219

>>22789181
>how do you cook something using a fire
>how do you cook something in hot liquid

>> No.22789231

>>22789219
The question isn't cooking in a fire, it's cooking on a fire. You could hand her potatoes wrapped in foil. I can't honestly imagine too many meals you prepare by directly throwing them into fires.

>> No.22789262

>>22789181
Where are you getting that ignis monster girls are not solid? Ignis, once monsterized, do have physical bodies. It's the key difference between the pure non-monsterized elementals and monsterized/dark elementals.

>> No.22789264

>>22787173
I don't know the context, but that seams unnecessarily cruel.
I'd still fuck Viccy tho.

>> No.22789272

>>22789056
>single momsters who worry they aren't hip or cool
>"Sweetie, I'm still cool, right? What's 'hip' these days?"
>"Uuh, sucking your son's dick?"
>the next second you're getting a mindnumbing bj

>> No.22789276
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22789276

>>22789231
You could spitroast plenty of meat and even boil water to make soups, pastas, vetables etc. Or you could get a whole set up with a wire grated table and use the flames like a normal stove top

>> No.22789280

>>22789272
I'm gonna tell her that letting your son fuck you and cumming inside is the new hot thing and everyone is doing it.

>> No.22789311

>>22789280
>Turns out momster relationships are the new hot thing
>Plenty of boys getting dropped off by their momster and french kissing her in full view of other students
>Boys in bed with their momsters are immune to bullying from other monsters
>Can just call the jinko delinquent a virgin and laugh at her
>Gives single teachers hope that they'll find a younger man to love them
>And for this hope they round up their grades for this
>Downside is childhood friends are even more aggressive with dragging away their future husband to make them her current husband
>Anon becomes one of the cool kids when word gets out he's fucking his momster

>> No.22789314

>>22787788
>The paniced killing excuse is just an another asspull to explain patch up holes in the decreasing internal consistency of the setting.
Even if that was the case, it hardly matters.

>> No.22789329

>>22789276
Yeah but that's not directly cooking on her. That's cooking over her.

At least you could use the stones on a lava golem like hot plates

>> No.22789354
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22789354

https://anonfile.com/d6n7C0M0n2/Tormented_By_Cum_Crazy_Rui_cbz
English uncen version of https://exhentai.org/g/974294/0258506546/

>> No.22789358
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22789358

>>22789354
https://anonfile.com/F0OcC6M6n4/A_Jellyfish_Girls_VerySweet_Pet_Mating_Diary_cbz
English uncen version of https://exhentai.org/g/1306722/2ffc527f06/

They are both not on panda or other hentai sites cuz it's project-h translation

>> No.22789368

I wonder
Would a story about examining monstergirls like a more wholesome SCP thing work?

>> No.22789390

>>22789368
I would sign up for that of it was MGE
but then how would it be less wholesome?

>> No.22789408

>>22789390
>less wholesome
Dark matter experiments, shit that could hurt or kill the monster things like that.

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>> No.22789451

>>22789429
Cute

>> No.22789513
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22789513

>>22789429
Dumb Scorp.

>> No.22789571
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22789571

When Pot Devils get too thicc for their pot, they move into a larger one!

>> No.22789638
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22789638

How common are cute shrine maiden onis? I wanna serve a NEET ryu with her while making love loud enough every night that the ryu hears us through her headphones while playing shitty VNs

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22789750

How long does it take to get past the smug and get to experience one of her god tier cuddling sessions?

>> No.22789784

>>22789750
You can't remove smug from a cheshire. That does not mean you can't snug. Just get used to smug snugs.

>> No.22789800

>>22789784
No one said anything about removing the sumg, its about getting to the point where she says how much she loves you without any nonsense

>> No.22789810

>>22788556
Harem all the way.

>> No.22789814

>>22789800
They only tease men they like.
>Q. チェシャ猫さんは基本的に男を翻弄しますが、とんでもないくらい好きになってしまったり好みの匂いすぎたりしたときに、翻弄できずに堕ちちゃったりすることってありますか?
>Cheshires are well-known for teasing males, but are there any cases where they have fallen for specific male so profoundly that they're unable to tease him?
>A. むしろ好きじゃない男を翻弄しないので、翻弄してる時点で堕ちているともいえます・・・・! 翻弄しようとするけど、寸止めしてからかったりはできずに、すぐしゃぶっちゃったりするんじゃないでしょうか!もちろんおおいに個体差によりますねー
>Cheshires don't tease males they don't like so actually their teasing indicates that they have fallen for that male. I guess something like 'she tried to tease him by denying his orgasm but failed because she also wanted his cum so badly' can happen, but it all depends on the individual differences in the end! (KC)

>> No.22789831

Why do I have such a hard on for nurse girls who sexually exploit patients? What kinda niche is this even? Shiina Ringo really really doesn't help.

>> No.22789848
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22789848

>>22789831
>What kinda niche is this even?
Nurse with a hint of femdom

>> No.22789858

>>22789784
Smug during snug is good and encouraged, I meant how often does she like to snug though

>> No.22789870

>>22789858
All the time. A Cheshires preferred state is sexing her mate and snuggling with him.

>> No.22789878

>>22789848
No, but darker, like a vampire molesting a boy while he's under, climbing on top of him and grinding against him while her tight nurse skirt rides up to reveal the blood red garter clinging to her wide feminine hips, undoing his clothes with nothing but her mouth before she licks and kisses up and down his chest before taking a mouthful of blood from his throat and then smirking to herself as she tidies him up and leaves to fetch breakfast, awaiting the moment he wakes up with a rock hard erection so she can pretend to notice nothing and watch him squirm and try to hide it, this treatment growing progressively lewder until she's waking him up with morning blowjobs and putting him to bed between her bosom.

>> No.22789902

>>22789878
>"C-can I go home now? I feel better.."
>"Ufufu~ Of course not. Don't you know? If your erection lasts for more than four hours, you should see a doctor, and you've been hard for longer than that~"

>> No.22789910

>>22789878
That's just fucking hot anon. I dont know what the fetish is called, but I want that to happen to me.

>> No.22789957

>>22789814
Now I want a Cheshire who's cute and teasing towards her husband but has a stony stare and blunt way of speaking when it comes to everyone else.

>> No.22789990
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22789990

>Grocery shopping with anubis waifu
>She always insists that you cut through the pet aisle
>She eyes up some of the dog food and bones as discretely as possible
>Doesn't take anything but still diverts her eyes to the shelves
>Sometimes her tail lets out a wage before she catches herself and stops
>Gets annoyed when you ask her why she wanted to cut through the pet aisle

>> No.22790001

>>22789902
>>22789910
>Wake up one night, maybe your body is getting use to whatever it is they use to put you under
>Though every inch of you feels incredibly heavy, too heavy to move
>Your eyelids feel like boulders though it's less paralysis and more a deep, deep exhaustion
>"Mmmmm~"
>If your muscles has the smallest iota of energy to move they'd have jumped to the low and sultry yet familiar moan spilling into your ear like molten lust
>You're suddenly all to aware of your disrobed state and a weight sitting heavy on your chest
>Fingers thread through your hair as a soft slurping fills the room, the scratch of lace against your skin and the softness of her body as she rubs it up against yours in maddening
>She's even gone as far as to slide herself under the hospital bed sheets with you, you feel the stiff coolness of her high heel knocking against your ankles as she straddles your hips and rubs her silk covered pussy against your hardening crotch
>The sucking sensation by your neck turns into a wet lukewarm licking, cool mouth still slightly warmed by your own hot blood
>If your muscles were able to move they'd shudder, feeling her tongue slide up your neck and along your jaw to gently lick and nibble at your ear
>There's a rustle of cloth as she reaches down and suddenly your stiff length springs free, smacking against her thighs as it does so and leaving its excitement in its wake
>You almost want to scream, but she doesn't take your hardness to be evidence of anything. If anything, she makes a purring predatory moan as she shifts her panties aside and slides you in with practised ease
>Almost as if this weren't the first time she'd done this to you
>Her already-soaked cool walls envelop your hotly throbbing shaft and your ear is treated to the next half an hour or so of quiet whispered gasps and moans
>The rustle of cloth is so soft no one would think anything of it, if not for the steady rhythm that's only broken as she rides you through a number of orgasms, all while clinging close to you like a fragile treasure, and rolling her hips and tensing her inner muscles with all the finesse of a sex goddess
>You thank whatever looks over you for robbing you of movement, though you don't know how you're going to get back to sleep nor how you'll react to her tomorrow
>She spends the whole day as touchy-feely as usual though she notes your tiredness and asks if you want her to give you a lap pillow for an afternoon nap.

>> No.22790002

>>22789172
Using Yeti paws as a cup holder to keep your hot drinks warm

>> No.22790020

>MGs don't call it an "infirmary"

>> No.22790023

>>22790001
I wonder if it's possible to get in-home care from my vampire nurse...

>> No.22790035

>>22790023
Would you take in-home care, in-her-home care, or a private hospital where it only seems to be you and her? I think personally I'd go for the strangely private hospital first, then in-home care. Not to slight her own personal abode, though.

>> No.22790038
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22790038

I propose to you a revolutionary concept:
>Kiss slut, orally-fixated hellhound

>> No.22790055

https://files.catbox.moe/c9w0j3.webm

Thoughts?

>> No.22790064

>>22790035
I'd take in-home care, but if she decides that in-her-home care is better and starts wheeling me towards a victorian black carriage, who am I to go against a medical professional?

>> No.22790067

>>22790055
I wish the subs I saw translated it. I thought the ED/OP were shockingly good. I kinda expected something mediocre or "hehe we didn't even try" funny.

>> No.22790071

>>22790001
Jesus anon why you gotta do this to me early in the morning.

>> No.22790074

>>22790055
I like the concept of being a monster girl reviewer where I go around having sex with numerous girls of every species as to get a large sample size and rate them and discuss their strengths, weakness, and overall qualities. It would be my dream job if monster girls were real, but I know I'd just get kidnapped by one of the first girls I screwed.

>> No.22790138

>>22790064
I really like the idea of being taken to her private room to be looked after. Black lace blinds, sexy ass velvet hospital robes a big fancy gothic bed and three meals a day she swears she just gets her undead maid to cook, but there are enough hints to tell you she does everything to look after you personally.

When you think about it, for the sake of immersion it's also a kind of denial play
>She watches you eat your meal, compliments your "appetite"
>Makes sure you're comfortable, gives you a kiss and says she'll come back in a bit to administer your medicine
>Every moment spent without her is just spent by you doing everything you can to distract your anxious mind from pining for her
>Have to fight to hide the smile on your face and in your eyes when she walks back in

>> No.22790161

>Hellhound comments that the scent of your room is strong, especially your bed
Code for: "your room stinks of you, but I love it; I love your scent, and I love you!"

>> No.22790185

>>22790138
>as she leaves the room, you get to watch her hips sway as she walks
>you only notice the tent you're pitching under the sheets when you hit full mast
>try to calm yourself down before she gets back, but you can't stop thinking about how badly you want her to hold you to her bosom, run her fingers through you hair, and just bask in the warmth of her loving care
>you only snap back to reality as she's setting your medicine down by the bedside, and your erection is still on full display

>> No.22790200

>>22787977
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

>> No.22790209

>>22790185
>She looks down at it and just smiles, setting the medicine aside temporarily and climbing onto bed with you
>She lies down by your side and presses her body up against you, trapping your hand between her thighs as she lay kisses up and down your neck and reaches down to free your erection and run her graceful elegant fingers all over the throbbing thing
>She spends the next few minutes nuzzling into you and jerking you off before taking you into her mouth with supernatural speed, next to you one moment, by your legs the next, eyes staring up at you, glimmering with heat as she holds her fringe back with a finger and deepthroats you, her hand around the base of your cock with her pinky raised
>All just in time to catch your climax
>Left gasping and docile as she gives you your medicine and brings over a steaming cup of tea to keep your fluids replenished.

>> No.22790226

>>22790200
Meme music is the superior genre.

>> No.22790264

>>22790209
Vampire nurse is too damn comfy. What I wouldn't give for her to slip under the covers and lull me to sleep with her scent and softness alone.

>> No.22790291

>>22789957
>Cheshire that acts completely serious around her husband because it fucks with him more

>> No.22790314

>>22790055
I love it, have a slightly higher quality version https://files.catbox.moe/6c4wbn.mp4
>>22790067
>the ED/OP were shockingly good
The OP being a blatant YMCA/In The Navy parody was what made it for me.

>> No.22790320

>>22790038
I'd love a ripped kiss slut

>> No.22790505

>>22788516
>>22788464
Dance Dance Revolution?

>> No.22790538

>>22790264
If this was a devil's trade off I'd 100% take being sick forever if I got my own vampire nurse

>> No.22790577

I want to bully a shirohebi so bad

>> No.22790683
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22790683

>>22790577
There is no future for such criminals in this country.

>> No.22790755

>>22788085
would that be too cringy to write about

>> No.22790769

>>22790755
Alp once wrote like 10 pages of text about a fictional video game series within his setting, this is nothing.

>> No.22790793

>>22788464
I know irl there is a weird phenomenon where the more stable a society the more likely their kids are to gravitate toward edgelord stuff, like how death metal became a thing in a country with a murder rate less than Canada. I'd imagine there would be some mgs that would consume edgy fiction.

>> No.22790802
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22790802

Writefags, how do you get/keep the motivation to keep writing? I was making good progress on my Baphomet story and now haven't touched it for months.

>> No.22790810

>>22790802
You have to force yourself sometimes. I like to write other stories on the side to mix things up when I don't feel like working on my main one.

>> No.22790833

>>22790802
Is this the Baphomet rape one? Force yourself if you need to, force the writing like forcing your dick into a haughty Bapho's ass.

>> No.22790835

>>22790577
I want to bully lilims so bad.

>> No.22790863

>>22790793
Usually that happens because they live in such a boring, safe and sterile environment that they do anything for a bit of excitement. It's the same thing as why you see high school kids reving their engines then burning out of the school parking lot on their way home to their nice suburban neighborhood

>> No.22790884

>>22784394
I like your style. You're still a fag tho.

>> No.22790900

>>22784382
>>22784394
Very cute, I like your art a lot.

>> No.22790916

>>22784382
>>22784394
This is pretty cool. Also a reference to Court of Owls?

>> No.22790923

>>22789571
>Getting over it

>> No.22790951

>>22790900
>>22790916
>Drawfag Internet Defense Force joins the battle

>> No.22790955
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22790955

>>22790951
>defense force
What is being defended? Against what? What?

>> No.22790959
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22790959

>>22790951

>> No.22790965

>>22790900
>>22790916
>>22790955
>>22790959
Okay. That's enough samefagging.

>> No.22791017

>>22790802
Put a gun to your head that goes off if yout wpm goes under 100. That's your motivation.

>> No.22791019

>>22790951
More like I didn't see it before because I'm too lazy to play catch up on things I missed, someone replying to him made me pay attention. It's hardly a defense force if the replies to him were positive in the first place anyway.

>> No.22791034

>>22790965
>I dot leik dat anons pos tharfur the replus r hem salmonfaggen hurp a goppa goof em autistic

You can leave whenever anon.

>> No.22791122
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22791122

>Your future waifu kidnaps a princess
>You make the journey to her lair
>She’s watching you the whole time under the assumption you’re on a mission to save the princess
>Finally reach the final room where your future waifu reveals herself
>You get on one knee and propose to her
How does she react?

>> No.22791146

>>22791122
That's the look. The eyebrows slanted in. The determined gaze to the future that if you look really close is just gazing into empty space. The confident smile.

It's the baka look, not restrained by race or gender

>> No.22791151

>>22791122
>le princess kidnapping maymay
The only thing she would be able to react is a spit to the face.

>> No.22791294

>>22791151
>le
You must go back

>> No.22791314

>>22791034
i laughed

>> No.22791348

>>22790505
Yes, it's the only kind of game I can say I have mastered.

>> No.22791378
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22791378

How do I summon cute demons the same age as me and not old hags?

>> No.22791546

>>22791378
How are you sure you aren't an old man?

>> No.22791621
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22791621

>>22790833
Yeah I'm that guy. There's definitely plenty of Miss General Baphomet getting raped and bullied with dick until she likes it, but I'm still not really content with the main character. Writing a human that can go toe-to-toe with a being of that level without being a lame mary-sue is hard.
>>22790810
Funnily enough that might be part of the problem. Working on too many stories and now I don't want to do any of them.

>> No.22791642

which is worse? getting gang-raped by 6 hellhounds or getting gang-raped by 6 lilems?

>> No.22791644

>>22791314
It doesn't work if you give yourself pity (you)s anon

>>22791546
>Greyed white old man anon sits in his office, reminiscing back on his well ventured life.
>Spots an old book he had ever since he was a kid, remembers his young flights of fancy after browing /x/, three characters almost as much of a relic as he now is.
>Laughs to himself in silent mockery and thinks "fuck it"
>Stands from his office chair, still fit and spry for an old man with a back like a rod of steel and muscles still decently filling out his suit.
>Takes a sip of whiskey and places the glass back down on his desk with a solid, ice rattling thunk.
>With a heft, the table before the desk is over turned and the chairs and sofas pushed back to reveal a wide area of space
>Opening the book and retrieving some old chalk he makes a soft grunt as he kneels, and begins to draw solid, confident lines on the floor, in accordance with this silly book.
>Maybe it's the drink, surely this can't actually work
>It's a little too late for him anyhow, isn't it?
>Maybe he just wants some one to share his old tales with
>In a dignified voice he reads aloud and there's a flash of crimson light coming out of the circle before smoke billows out, and a curvaceous silhouette appears
>Stunned, he blinks for a moment before putting on a gentle smile and waving to the bottle sitting on his desk
>"Care for a drink?"

>> No.22791677
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22791677

>finally had my first MGE related dream
>with a kikimora at a ball
>about to take her hand
>wake up

Was that too lewd for my brain ?

>> No.22791752

>>22791677
Perhaps. My brain seems to outright avoid such things.
I never, ever get lewd dreams. There’s a ton of weird bullshit, but it’s never sexual in any regard.

>> No.22791759

>>22789272
I want to tell my momster that she’s cool enough to be my date to the prom!

>> No.22791812

Wikifag here. 5.231/3.983 stories have been archived. 269 Authors have been added. Anubis.moe has been scrapped in it's entirety.
https://mega.nz/#F!jixHQSbJ!WB7ISehr8jENg4kQFCC1pQ

>> No.22791823

>>22791812
>Anubis.moe has been scrapped in it's entirety.
Pensive bread emoji

>> No.22791836

>>22789311
>anon is bullied because he doesn’t fuck his momster

>> No.22791849

>>22791836
Forget momsters, high school delinquents is where it’s at.

>> No.22791858

>>22789571
>Pot Devil makes fun of you
>tries to jump back into her jar
>gets stuck because of her massive hips
>six hours and twenty three creampies later you get your Pot Devil gf out of her jar and help her find a new jar to live in

>> No.22791870

>>22791812
*scraped

>> No.22791881

>>22791378
Artist of that pic?

>> No.22791891

>>22791849
What if your momster was a high school delinquent? Does that count?

>> No.22791892

>>22791849
What about former high school delinquents momsters?

>> No.22791939
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22791939

>>22791891
>>22791892
I can't even imagine how that would work.

>> No.22791999

>>22791939
It’s quite simple really.
>delinquent MG tearing through high school gangs
>becomes a feared gang leader
>steps down because there’s no challenge in it anymore
>ten years later she adopts a young anon who’s parents died in a Zamboni accident
Even better if you gain the attention of some punks at your school. They’d either really hate or really love your es delinquent momster.

>> No.22792007
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>>22791881
sucaciic
>>22791999
>Zamboni accident
Almost as bad as that poor boy who lost his parents to a gazebo

>> No.22792012

>>22791621
>Writing a human that can go toe-to-toe with a being of that level without being a lame mary-sue is hard.
I feel you, I like strong monster girls and often have to struggle with that in my own fantasies. Must be harder with a story you plan to share. Looking forward to it if it does get finished though, it's one of my biggest fetishes and a great monster girl

>> No.22792019

>>22792007
>you will never be raped by a gazebo

>> No.22792030

>>22792019
I'm sure your faithful shog maid can arrange that

>> No.22792042

mgs you think are overrated?

>> No.22792043
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>>22792030
Shogs are so versatile.

>> No.22792053

>>22792042
The ones you like.

>> No.22792068

>>22792042
Anubis, simply because they seem highly popular while there's next to no actual engagement with their profile characteristics. Just "wow cool design."
It comes across as mostly surface-level appreciation.

>> No.22792076

>>22792043
I want a shog nun to be my gentle dominating nurse.

>> No.22792101

>>22791621
>Writing a human that can go toe-to-toe with a being of that level without being a lame mary-sue is hard.
Anime fights work best when it's less number vs number and more strategy vs strategy. If he can't beat her at her own game without seeming like a lame cop-out, then have him figure out how to change the game instead.

>> No.22792130

>>22792042
Lilims
Kitsunes
Hellhounds
Anubises

>> No.22792132

>>22792042
None, every monster girl is deserving of love. Yes even those ones

>> No.22792185

>>22792042
Baphomets

Boils down to personal tastes mostly. And even then, being overrated doesn't make them less worthy of being loved.

>> No.22792246

>>22792042
Lilims

>> No.22792256
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22792256

Does your waifu play Fortnite, MGG?

>> No.22792284

>>22792256
My waifu is not a loli Alp.

>> No.22792309
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>>22792012
Not him but it's the reason why I like monster girls with defined weakness either physiological or psychological, or both
>Vampire is facing off against anon knowing he's a bog standard human
>Isn't a slouch with a sword but is clearly leagues below her skill
>Isn't as fast as her as she can leisurely dodge his blows
>Isn't as strong as her as she can easily break his guard if she puts enough effort into a blow
>Enjoys watching anon try his hardest even in the face of utter defeat
>Openly taunts him for thinking he had a chance against her
>Anon still lashing out at her before finally collapsing from exhausting
>Vampire saunters up to anon thanking him for the entertainment
>And the meal
>Before she can sink her fangs anon hits the window with his sword bathing her in sunlight
>Banked his whole strategy on keeping her focused on his failings that she'd forget the time
>Now that she's as weak as a regular woman anon is free to drive his "sword" deep inside of her
>Years later and he takes every opportunity to tell this story to his dhampir daughterus, guests, family members, and even grocery store clerks
>>22792256
She looks like she's being held at cupidpoint to floss or else

>> No.22792318

>>22792309
>pic
What monsters are sensitive about their weight?

>> No.22792331
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22792331

>>22792318
Trick question. What monsters aren't sensitive about their weight?

>> No.22792339

>>22792331
p'orcs

>> No.22792349

>>22792331
Holsts are proud of their weight.

The weight of their breasts that is.

>> No.22792351

>>22792331
Sandworm, Ghost, various Slimes.

>> No.22792361

>>22792339
>>22792349
They can be sensitive about being underweight.

>> No.22792370

>>22792256
No, but she watches me streaming it. She's also a gamer girl.

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>>22792349
> weight of their breasts

>> No.22792377

>>22792361
Chubby holsts are happy holsts

>> No.22792386

>>22784448
Cheating on girls is not cheating.

>> No.22792394

>>22792376
Holsts can be dangerous.

>> No.22792400

>>22792376
>translation never

>> No.22792407
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22792407

>>22792394
Funny joke, next you'll tell me kikis and shogs can live together

>> No.22792521

>>22792318
>making a loli Wight or loli Anubis blush furiously by saying the slightly above average weight is due to 9 year olds not usually having her hips and butt

>> No.22792526

So in a teacher x student MGE scenario, would it be better with the teacher being a lich or demon?

>> No.22792530

>>22792526
What does she teach?

>> No.22792543

>>22792530
>What does she teach?
I didn't even think about that. Perhaps algebra or one of the social studies.

>> No.22792555

>>22792543
My heart says Demon, but Liches have an appeal too. How's the story meant to go down?

>> No.22792564

>>22792543
Lich makes sense for hard science and Demon for humanities.

>> No.22792569

>>22791939
>>22791999
You're mom would be a legend among them, they'd both respect and fear her. Offering to help
you out to get in her good graces.

>> No.22792578

>>22792526
A Lich's autism would make it hard to teach, so Demon.

>> No.22792603

>>22792578
>lonely Lich teacher sipping apple juice alone at the same table she sipped apple juice alone when she herself attended that school years ago
She needs to be cherished and protected.

>> No.22792623

>>22792521
That’s what they get for eating all those sweets

>> No.22792653

>>22792526
Ultimately I think it depends on the theme of the story and the personality of the student. I think demon would work better if the student is quiet, cynical, or just generally cold in some way, whereas the lich works better if the student is more outgoing and friendly. Put another way, you want there to be contrast between the two characters so they have a dynamic to follow and the story has a direction.

>> No.22792662
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>>22792623
It's hard to argue against the results though.

>> No.22792719

>>22792555
>How's the story meant to go down?
So far it's basically just meant to be something along the lines of
>Guy is failing class
>Guy asks the teacher he likes for extra work to make it up (or she offers it)
>Tells him to meat her at her home/office
>When he get there dressed somewhat lewdly
>Tells him that the extra work is fucking her
>He agrees
>Benis
>She tells him he gets extra points if he takes some manticore venom/potion or something
>He does
>More benis
>epilogue is him getting good grade but the teacher telling him he's expected to keep going to her to keep his grade up

I'm probably just gonna pay someone to write this so it actually gets done. Yananon does commissions, right?
>>22792653
That's a good idea. I think demon might be best.

>> No.22792733

>>22792662
puppi cunni!

>> No.22792735
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22792735

>>22792578
First thing that came to my mind is this pic.

>Lich-sensei forgot to wear pants to class again

>> No.22792751

>>22792719
Demon. 100% Demon.

>> No.22792754
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22792754

>>22792530
sex ed

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>>22792526
Lich every time

>> No.22792775

>>22792735
I would rather take the opportunity to eat her out in front of everyone. Teach them all proper oral technique.

>> No.22792799
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22792799

I want to see salamanders dance

>> No.22792804

>>22792526
What MG would be best suited to teach me about being a good man and husband?

>> No.22792818

>>22792662
>tfw no Hellhound or Kobold pups who are afraid of the vacuum and bark at the mail harpy

>> No.22792827

>>22792603
>lich teacher has been a faculty member since 1856
>which is coincidentally the same year the school opened

>> No.22792863

>>22792569
>be bullied by some delinquent girls at your school
>”Hey Shrimp, we’re skipping school and going to your house today since you have the new Rapestation.”
>they get to your house and before you can open the door you’re greeted by your heavily scarred Minotaur momster
>”Oh my, what’s my son and his girlfriends doing back home so early? Surely his girlfriends wouldn’t be so bold as to take MY ANON away from his studies. I might have to punish you if his GPA drops at all.”
>she says this as she’s gripping a well worn battle ax in her hands
>your new girlfriends never skipped school again and became model students

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>>22792863
She was quite the terror back in the day.

>> No.22792896
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22792896

Speaking of yananon commissions, I got another one from him! https://pastebin.com/BaTGicQW

>> No.22792901
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22792901

>>22792623
They can't get a bodytype that's the right kind of thick in the right places and right shapes by eating unhealthily.

>> No.22792913

>>22792896
Remember when writefags begging for commissions were laughed out of the thread?

>> No.22792947

>>22792913
>chasing out those who provides a product/service raises the relative value of the ones who remain
So easy a wurm could figure it out.

>> No.22792953

>>22792901
why do they not look happy? what did anon do wrong?

>> No.22792966

>>22792896
Yananon and losenis are making good mony with writing commissions, it's nice to see.
>>22792913
That was fairly silly considering writing commissions are a real thing on a lot of sites, I think the problem there was the messenger rather than the message.

>> No.22792976

what monster would dress in a goth outfit and carry a rocket launcher

>> No.22792979

>>22792896
>Go to check if he's taking commissions
>7 minutes old tweet says they're closed
Chuckle fucks.
>"Sale soon"
Ah, fantastic. I wonder when he'll open it up again.

>> No.22792990

>>22788905
>there would be so many monsters left with such long lifespans that she'd manage human boy births with ease.
Would be more convincing if the demon lord didn't fail to do so for a thousand years.

>> No.22793030

>>22792976
A BEEG Zombie Dragon.

STARS~

>> No.22793059

>>22792896
Good stuff. Lich fag.

>> No.22793158

>>22789990
>doggirls and catgirls come running into the kitchen when their husband's open canned foods

>> No.22793200

>>22792953
Might have been some kind of a potentially lewd proposition. The lich seems more curious than upset, and young wights might be pretty tsundere and haughty.

>> No.22793205

>>22789990
Buy a dog brush, that mofu needs to be tamed.

>> No.22793234
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>>22792966
99% of the stuff people post in these threads reads like the writings of someone who doesn't actually read books.

>> No.22793255

>>22793234
what does that image have to do with your post??

>> No.22793311

>>22788121
I'm from Romania. I grew up under those years.
It was common knowledge that the people who Ceausescu held the real power.
People without scruples, clever, who saw Ceausescu for the devious lunatic that he was.
These ruthless opportunists, phony communists, were after the real things. Wealth and pretty girls.
In a country as poor as Romania was.
I saw one of them at an Opera performance one night. Arrived in a black Mercedes-Benz with a beautiful actress.
I asked around who he was.
The answer was: A senior figure in the Communist Party. No one knew his real name.
Ceausescu was surrounded by hundreds like him. Faceless, nameless figures, clever and sharp, who, for all those years, let the Ceausescu's
live in their fantasy world, while they were in control and lived like kings.
Some things never change.
No matter what the country, or the times.

>> No.22793315

>>22793234
>ywn have meru carry your child.

>> No.22793323

>>22792913
Yananon never begged though, at least not to my knowledge.

>> No.22793329

>>22793255
It'll get people to look at it

>> No.22793335

>>22793329
So you admit you're a baseless attention whore with nothing of substance to say.

>> No.22793345
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Cyka blyat y'all

>> No.22793349

>>22793315
I want to fuck the slutty succubus so much

>> No.22793360
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22793360

>>22793335
If you think me an attention whore, stop giving me attention

>> No.22793367

>>22793360
NEVER!

>> No.22793463
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22793463

Awoo!

>> No.22793464

>>22793345
What is she saying?

>> No.22793469

>>22787173
And thats why they're trash and must be genocided

>> No.22793489

What monster girls would like watching cute animal videos?

>> No.22793491
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22793491

>>22793469

>> No.22793513

>No jinko standing ominously in the shower as I get in after my run.
Life is boring and flavorless.

>> No.22793554

>>22793491
I'm gonna stop her with the power of dick!
Though I'm 99% sure it will just backfire.

>> No.22793557

>>22793513
>ominously
There's nothing ominous about a loving Jinko wife wanting to shower together with you, especially if she got sweaty herself.

>> No.22793561
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>>22793554
Instant loss, but of who?

>> No.22793565

>>22793557
>Same stoic expression
>Except chuffing, nude, and hear pupiled

>> No.22793567

>>22793561
>Instant Loss (Male)
Oh dear.

>> No.22793576

>>22793561
Does it count as an instant loss if you both lose as soon as you stick it in her?

>> No.22793583

>>22793561
>>22793567
Nothing more honorable than getting instant losses by your lilim waifu. Especially as her dad probably has lilith do the same thing to him when they argue.

>> No.22793585

>>22793576
Instant draw

>> No.22793587

>>22793576
>>22793585
The best kind of instant loss.

>> No.22793611

>>22793585
>>22793587
>you and your highly competitive waifu have a competition to see who can fuck the other into submission
>five years later neither of you have won or lost but have tied a total of 22,486 times

>> No.22793641
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22793641

How long would you last in the lilim chamber?

>> No.22793651

>>22793641
Can I ask them to be gentle?

>> No.22793653
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22793653

Holding paws with winter dog

>> No.22793655

>>22793641
Well seeing how they're written in the books, about when they touch my dick?

>> No.22793661

>>22793651
Yes. You can ask them. The only problem is they might not listen to your pleas.

>> No.22793664

>>22792256
She doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself.

>> No.22793682

>>22793661
what if I use a power point presentation?

>> No.22793684

>>22793641
How long do I have to last for her to keep me around?

>> No.22793696

>>22792719
>meat her at her home/office
Excellent foreshadowing!

>> No.22793703

>>22793641
I wouldn’t last five seconds.
But I’d live in there if I could.

>> No.22793722

>>22793682
You’re free to try anon.

>> No.22793739

>>22793611
Ah married life with a Salamander is never boring.
>>22793641
Like an attosecond if she's a big sister type.

>> No.22793765

>>22792042
shog, they're dogshit mary sues to the fags that like them.

>> No.22793772

I want to steal the power from a lilim, and give it to a monster that is generally weak or simple-minded.
>Wurm that could make cities into a lust-filled demon realm with very little effort
>Instead of conquest, she decides to use her seduction spells to get men to bring her seashells and pretty rocks

>> No.22793777
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22793777

>>22793653
Holding awoo laws would probably be nice. Feeling them soft paw pads and soft fur.

>> No.22793779

>Harem of hard bitten, muscled mercenaries.
>And one chubby, short kiki that loves to cook.

>> No.22793806
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>>22793653
I want to hold hands with a loli cheshire!

>> No.22793811

>>22793806
Loli cheshires are for impregnating.

>> No.22793824

>>22793811
I want a loli cheshire to tease me by jerking me off and teasing me about how i cant impregnate her paws

>> No.22793828

>>22793806
Simple, have sex with adult cat and acquire loli

>> No.22793836

>>22793806
how does a Cheshire deal with a severely depressed guy?

>> No.22793843

>>22793811
There would be no end to the teasing she would do as you cum inside and mocking you for getting her pregnant.

>> No.22793844

A monster girl can sense if your interested in them right?

>> No.22793849

>>22793806
I want to impregnate an adult cheshire!

>> No.22793859

>>22793843
Joke'll be on her 5 months down the road when she's carrying that litter.

>> No.22793860

>>22793844
All signs point to yes. So introverts have nothing to worry about.

>> No.22793868

>>22793859
>I should have thought this joke through

>> No.22793873

>>22793868
Gotta play the long game.
Now I have a heavily pregnant loli Cheshire.
A flawless plan.

>> No.22793874

>>22793860
>So introverts have nothing to worry about.
Except the outside.

>> No.22793880
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22793880

>>22793844
can they sense if a guy is likely to alp?

>> No.22793886

>>22793874
They'll have their wives with them so it'll be okay.

>> No.22793895

>>22793880
I think they can not sure

>> No.22793937

>>22793880
They can. They even have a gaydar they use to find and alp men with.

>> No.22793943

>>22793937
what for?
future eskimo sisters?

>> No.22793954
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>>22793880
god she's fucking hot

>> No.22793958

>>22793943
Something like that. The more monsters the stronger the Demon Lord.

>> No.22793962

>>22793954
thigh guy?

>> No.22793968

>>22793962
yes

>> No.22793985
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>>22793880
>>22793954

>> No.22794004
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>>22793954
All the undead are fucking hot

>> No.22794037
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>>22794004
Fucking hot and also very cute

>> No.22794090

>>22794004
>>22794037
How can cold lifeless bodies be so fucking hot

>> No.22794100

You're given an option:
>Wake up tomorrow and meet a monster girl who will become your wife and start a fulfilling life with her
>Defer until 1 year from now and receive a monster girl harem (up to 5 wives) that will cater to your ever need
>For harems more than 5, you must defer an additional year for each additional wife (i.e. 2 years = 6 wives, 3 years = 7 wives, 4 years = 8 wives, etc.)
Of course, you'll be able to pick the girls with either option you choose

Waifufags need not apply; we already know your answer.

>> No.22794124

>>22790769
>>22790755
How do you get good at writing? do you have to be born with natural talent for it? and also have a group to rub off of you since you were born?

>> No.22794129

>>22792407
kikis and shogs are friends

>> No.22794137

>>22794100
Does that mean if I wait until I die from old age, I’ll rise alongside a zombie horde?

>> No.22794141

>>22794129
Shoggy is a good girl! She enjoys her friendship with Kiki!

>> No.22794163

>>22794137
No, because you won't be able to pick the girls that you want, and thus, the offer will be forfeited since you never chose. Time it right, and choose right before you're kill if you want the zombie horde, so that they can raise you as an undead

>> No.22794186

hamwitch = lil porker does that weezurd majikz

>> No.22794190
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22794190

We all know none of these relationships would be consensual right? You're gonna get male:mindbreak whether or not you want it.

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https://twitter.com/ilewdart/status/1217615738812485632
Got a little something, iluart was kind enough to hold a raffle and draw my Hellhound wife.

>> No.22794214

>>22794190
i had a dream last night that i was in a dark room and a big sweaty naked lilem was raping me, she had lots of crazy-looking tattoos and black scleras, really sharp-looking teeth, and there was long black hands made of condensed monster mana holding me down and restraining for the lilem to rape me with ease.

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>>22794190
you can't spell non-consensual without sensual

>> No.22794225

>>22793641
not very long if they had big tails

>> No.22794234
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22794234

>>22794190
Fine by me. It's my dream in life to be a monster girl's cumpump. Whatever she wants, I'll happily go along with it. I have no limits. As long as she lets me hold her and cuddle her at night, I'll be the happiest man alive

>> No.22794256

>>22794190
Depending on the monstergirl in question I'd be okay with that.

>> No.22794266

>>22794256
>Depending

>> No.22794271

>>22794190
Whatever, she better not complain if she ends up regretting turning me into a braindead manslut slave.

>> No.22794273

>>22792979
He just did lmao
someone with money commission him to do hellhound pls

>> No.22794288

Kamaitachi + You chugging a doppelganger potion = Orgy

>> No.22794293

>>22794190
>not having a consensual relationship with a monstergirl loli

>> No.22794304

>>22794293
>not having a multiform waifu

>> No.22794329

>>22794190
>You're gonna get male:mindbreak
can I sing something before she does it?

>> No.22794335
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Not too long from now this scene is going to be animated.

>> No.22794344

>>22794335
had to wait till it got an animated adaptation until I got the source.

>> No.22794356

>>22794304
Does it count as multiform if she transforms over a long period of time into adult form the natural way?

>> No.22794365

>>22794356
Unless it's reversible on demand, no.

>> No.22794377
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>>22794329
Of course not. She would spare no expense

>> No.22794406

>>22794377
>This is the LockShimmingShiro and what I have for you today is a standard chain door lock on my soon-to-be-husband’s door.
>It is a very crude lock that almost any slut could break through.
>Just a little finesse, and I’m in. Now I can rape him as much as I please.

>> No.22794410

>>22794266
All I want is to get raped and mindbroken by a yandere inari. Is that so much to ask?

>> No.22794415

>>22794410
Yes

>> No.22794426

>>22794406
>yandere has an incredibly popular lockpicking channel that even regular monstergirls follow "just in case"
>target of her affections has a similarly popular "yandere survival" channel followed mostly by fellow men in his predicament
>yandere and target are almost never in the same frame at the same time, but you can often hear the other's audio in the background of the video you're watching

>> No.22794428

>>22794415
May as just kill myself then.

>> No.22794432

>>22794428
Sounds like you'll get a wisp then. Or just raise as a skeleton

>> No.22794436

>>22794428
ill join you

>> No.22794445

>>22794432
>Sounds like you'll get a wisp then.
As if I'd be so lucky.

>> No.22794461

>>22789276
>Ignis lingerie is just random pieces of BBQ grates and cookware molded to shape her body.
Hot.

>> No.22794466

>>22792662
Once upon a time there were three plump little kobold sisters. They loved eachother very much and lived together with their father, Anon. However, anon had a terrible drinking problem ever since his wife had left him for the pussytron 8000, and one evening he came home much drunker than usual. The eldest saw this and told her sisters, "You two are much smaller and weaker than me, it would be bad if he beat you. Let me handle him."

And so the two younger siblings ran off and hid, and as Anon came into the house he pounced on the eldest and battered her pussy until she had swallowed 5 loads qnd became pregnant.

A few weeks later, anon was again much drunker than usual. The middle sibling amd ran to tell her sisters. The eldest was with child, and the youngest was still much too small to take such a severe beating. As such the middle sister said this, "I am small, but it would be far too dangerous for you two to take a beating. I shall deal with father tonight."

And so the eldest took their younger sister and hid, and as anon came in through the door he pounced on the middle sister and pounded her slutty little pussy until it had drank 8 loads and was filled with a litter of pups.

Just three days later, anon came home the drunkest he had ever been in his life, the three siblings saw this and panicked for none of them were capable of taking such a horrific beating, then the youngest stood up before her sisters and exclaimed, "Out of my way you dumb sluts, its my turn to get knocked up!" and pounced on anon in the driveway.

>> No.22794479

>>22794365
>Unless it's reversible on demand
That's the kind of situlation the temporary loli form potions were made for. Sabbath might use them for advertising to women who are getting up there in age, but the patrician application is age gap couples revisiting the past.

>> No.22794496
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>>22794466
Good end.

>> No.22794500

>>22794479
>That's the kind of situlation the temporary loli form potions were made for.
True that. We'd probably end up using them frequently enough that we'd have cause to learn how to make the things ourselves.

>> No.22794508

>>22794466
Papa anon needs to get his shit together.

>> No.22794522

How would you call an underground tower?

>> No.22794530

why can't monsters understand that rape is wrong

>> No.22794540
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>>22794530
Cause it's not
Parade your cute little ass around saying things like "how are you" and "have a nice day", you're begging to be teased and raped and dumped in an alleyway by all the neighborhood beastmen and lilims. You deserve it.

>> No.22794542

>>22794522
A well?

>> No.22794551

>>22794542
No no, as in a tower, but it being underground, imagine a skyscraper but inverse

>> No.22794552

>>22794540
What if I'm rude, wear unflattering clothes and don't take care of my hygiene?

>> No.22794561

>>22794551
A rewot.

>> No.22794562

>>22794552
you get raped by akanames then

>> No.22794566

>>22794561
Go away cheshire

>> No.22794567

>>22794551
A dungeon

>> No.22794579

>>22794540
i can fight back, they won't bother me anymore if i can run away afterwards, right?

>> No.22794585

>>22794562
Damn, it must be a treat for her when she puts her tongue in his unwashed mouth and pulls out a tonsil stone.

>> No.22794607

>>22794579
Well, see the doujin here >>22794377 for reference

>> No.22794609

>>22794500
Which monster is your waifu?

>> No.22794621

I need big paws on my face.

>> No.22794648

>>22794540
What sort of neighborhood has a lilim, let alone more than one?

>> No.22794653

>>22794648
summer home for royalty?

>> No.22794654

>>22794607
well, it's not like they can RAPE rape me, right? i'll just have to keep turning away from her advances and she'll give up. plus this guy made the mistake of using a chain-lock instead of a real lock on the door

>> No.22794655

>>22794540
What if I'm unattractive in terms of both my personality and my looks? There's no way they'd rape me then.

>> No.22794659
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>>22794609
Hellhound.

>> No.22794672

>>22790138
>does everything to look after you personally
It's kind of funny that Dracula himself did things for his guest like cooking and making the bed in the original novel

>> No.22794678
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>>22794655
Shirohebi in particular actually prefer to give subtle signals until you try to fuck them first. If they don't think there's any chance in hell you'll love em back then they may back off but if the lust is intense enough (about a 50/50 chance) she'll burn your mana until she's basically your entire world.
>>22794654
Some of them probably don't care, like a regular ol slime girl, I doubt they have standards as high as Demons do

>> No.22794687
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>>22794621
Pap

>> No.22794697

>>22794678
I think you got those replies switched around.

>> No.22794704

Whatever happened to the "Hellhound Animal Control" story? I can't seem to find it archived anywhere.

>> No.22794705
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>>22794697
Whoops

>> No.22794741

>>22794704
No.

>> No.22794743

If you go down on the monster, is it better to swallow as much of the pussy juice as you can, or let it go all over your face?

>> No.22794745

>>22794743
Face so she cleans you up.

>> No.22794768

If I hand over a baphomet or lilim to the Chief God, can I get them back once they are turned into nuns? Or at least get an archangel for a wife?

>> No.22794777

>>22794768
Chief God is more likely to straight up kill them. Take them to a monster church if you want them turned into nuns.

>> No.22794791

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to bring a big girl to a small bed for better snuggling.

>> No.22794802

>>22794687
Those are some meaty paws.

>> No.22794813

>>22794672
The concept of a haughty vampire countessa making your bed for you because she doesn't want to leave it to her servants is extremely cute.

>> No.22794815

>>22794768
any angel from the chief god will want you culled

>> No.22794816

>>22794215
what if they went to a marriage counselor?

>> No.22794820

>>22794791
That sounds like it would just get uncomfortable to her and I'd have to lie on top of her. I can do the same on a big bed and she'll be comfier.

>> No.22794821

Pelvis smash!

>> No.22794823

>>22794777
>Chief God is more likely to straight up kill them.
well that doesn't seem very nice.

>> No.22794825

>>22794820
>I'd have to lie on top of her
Many ochis claim that is one of the only safe places for their lords to sleep.

>> No.22794827

>>22794825
I'd do that to a big, strongfat ochi while the other's look on jealously...till their sleeping arangement comes up

>> No.22794837

>>22794827
I can’t go to bed! There’s a monster in my closet! Its an alp

>> No.22794843

>>22794837
Then bring her to bed.
No issue of her being in the closet if she's in your bed.

>> No.22794853
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>>22794802
All the better to hug you with

>> No.22794910

Do wendis like their bacon crispy or chewy?

>> No.22794916

>>22794910
Ask em

>> No.22794935

>>22794910
>Make crispy bacon for wendi
>She gobbles it up and asks to try it chewy
>You make her another batch and she devours it again.
>She'd like to try it crispy again, just to be sure.....

>> No.22794942

>>22794190
A Nord's last thoughts, should be of home.

>> No.22794948

How does your waifu feel about the "throw small things into the waifu's cleavage" game?

>> No.22794952

>>22794935
Careful, or you'll end up with some chubby Wendis.

>> No.22794963
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>>22794948
she told me she's not a backboard

>> No.22794977

>>22794963
I want a smol Rata to use blackmail to dominate me. As her mofuslave, if she sends me a message to come over and brush it, I have to drop everything and shamelessly make excuses.

>> No.22794981

>>22794948
Mild annoyance and pouting.

>> No.22794982

>>22794952
It’s fine. The little daughters burn lots of energy exploring the woods. If the mother Wendigo gets a little heavy, it will go to all the right places, and her hubby can always help with a little extra exercise

>> No.22794986
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>>22794977
She doesn't have to blackmail me, I'll just come over and do it

>> No.22794992

I want to train an underdog monster girl to help her defeat the musclegirl boxing champion.

>> No.22794993
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Anyone know if Monster Musume is getting a S2 in 2020?

Because this would be a pretty good year for MGs if it did.

>> No.22795002

>>22794986
The power imbalance is important to give her the confidence to request such acts with only a small but increasing chance of me picking her up and bending her over some furniture for her impudence.

>> No.22795019

>>22794672
That's because vampires are based caring night lords of hospitality who deserve praise and not torches and pitch forks

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