/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Being born easy! I hope /jp/ always remembers to take it easy.

>>22596889
Just change the board handler to /jg/ japanese generals already and make a general for each 2hu girl.

Absolute kuso thread.

>>22596922
>>22596929
Why would you say that D:

Love yukkuris, but stop with this general crap easy.

>/yu/
No.

>>22597055
>>22597188
The yus needs an easy place in this uneasy world.
Doing the home declaration easy!
THIS IS GONNA BE OUR EASY PLACE!

So is the OYP fucking dead? Or will it be somehow saved?

>>22597582
This is the thread about the future of OYP: http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/11244?page=5
For now it's uncertain if poweryoga will give more time after the end of year to fix the problems.
Can't take it easy.

>>22596889
Of course it’s a Wasa trying to create a general

koreimu growing stronk desu

I like bullying yukkuri and stuff but most of it passes the point of entertaining and it just becomes depressing

>>22599530
its about sadism, seeing yu's being brutally murdered is pretty hot. speaking of which, post abuse.

>>22597242
Yukkuris are a plague. Cull them easy.

>>22597698
poweryoga's still saying january is the end
can't take it easy

This is what yukkuri deserves!
God I wish I could do something to save the site but I'm dumb as fuck

>>22602088
Wasas*

>>22602785
What is mister waiting for? Reimu is cute, so fork over the sweet sweets! Right now is fine! Sorry for being so cute!!

>>22602924
There you go reimu.
Hope you don't become a shithead.

Did you know that some species of yukkuri, to better prepare for winter hibernation, store their supplies of food inside their anyaru?

Are you wearing your YunPers today, /jp/? Are they comfortable and absorbent?

When did artists start drawing them with holes?

>>22607476
I need to pick some of these up for my Alice, she keeps shitting everywhere. I thought I could shame her into using her toilet pad by saying only country bumpkins poop outside of it, but she just started crying and hasn't stopped.
I should have just stuck with Reimus and Marisas like I'm used to.

>>22605588
That sound like something they would do

>>22607641
Since they need a hole to shit out kos and to shit out poop.

I fear for the future of yukkuri content without OYP, it's been a godsend for years as a place for pixiv lurkers and others to upload content for eventual translation. If it gets scattered to discord groups like the OYP forums say it may never coalesce again into anything as large and wonderful.
Good on Poweryoga for offering to upload the whole site for download and keeping it going so long.

Don't do 'eat up easy' mister OYP!

>>22602785
Pyuff~

Do you guys have any advice of taking care of Yukkuris?

>>22619732
Yukkuri can contract mold if they are not kept clean. Make sure to bathe them in boiling water in order to kill all foreign bodies. They may not like taking a bath and try to escape the hot water so you can use a stick to hold them under the water until they stop struggling.

>>22599449
I never got the point of images like that. Does it imply yukkuri are fruits that grow on plants? SimYukkuri did it right with live births.

>>22626205
they do both
live birth came after stalk birth i think
then eggs for house yu

Most yukkuri's dialogues remain untranslated. It worked way better on older versions, which only had like 2 or 3 specific lines untranslated.
Is it normal or just me?

take it easy

>>22633717
I still can't believe some shitty SJIS art spawned this retarded meme.

>>22596889
no

bump

>>22646464
I like abyuse when it's a shithead but this is honestly foul

>>22596889
Stop being so lazy yu useless wasa.

>>22596889
Top 10 memes you can't comprehend

>>22632293
Now I get it. That explains everything

Yu yu! Taking it easy!

yu yu yu

Now thats a fat one.

Zzzzzz...eajy....zzz....

sleep easy, little ones!

>>22666714
wrong those yukkuris are dead

>>22596889
no

>>22673796
not yet

>>22677775
Why was this ever allowd to happen?

Ywn have a horny gf that also abuses Yukkuris. Why live?

>>22684983

Pt2

When is OYP going down? It's not tonight is it?

>>22596889
angry 2hubird

>>22688382
rip

>>22688382
yukkuri.shii.org

>>22596889

>>22688382
no new updates from poweryoga but he said jan was the end
i hope he lets someone else take over hosting it, he said he'd upload the whole site somewhere though so there's that
god willing he'd post a link on OYP to a mega or torrent before pulling the plug

>>22703284
We still have days remaining in this month. Something can still happen.

For anybody playing the last free version of eight views of yukkuri, how do you get an Alice?
I played for hours and didn't see one, either in the wild or in the shops

http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/11244?page=5
looks like he's still planning on uploading the database somewhere but jan is still going to be the end
F

>>22710086
Is he the only one uploading them? I tried to search around the web but everything leads up to him.

not gonna happen

>>22596889

>>22596889
no

>>22684988
>>22684983
She is going to end up getting fucked senseless. At the end of that pool she tells the two perverts who were watching the Orin porn online that she wants to watch it together with them sometime. What a Hentai!

>>22717281
Give them what they want!

>>22734301
they start acting like pigs if you indulge their whims

Ah?

LET'S GET REFRESHED /YU/ !!!

>>22737530
How do I escape being chased through the woods by a pack of horny Alices calling out to me, "You're not Marisa, but you'll do!"?

>>22737537
Stop fighting it maricha take out the braggable penipeni and fight back the alices!
A glorious penipeni duel awaits!

>>22737557
I wonder if it's like the penis fencing of flatworms, where the loser must have the winner's children.

BAD WASA!

what would you do if you found this?

>>22749673
Let them breed so I have a continuous supply of material.

>>22749673
Boiling
Water

>>22749673
I'd take it easy with them, of course. I can't imagine what else anyone would do when faced with yukkuris.

>>22750711
I'd probably fill the hole with my mr pee.

>>22737530
That's one of the lewdest pictures on /jp/ now.

>>22749673
introduce Mr. lighter nest are highly flammable

>>22710086
>>22714204
Where will we go afterwards I doubt any discord is gonna last with there constantly changing rules?

Do we go to the Fluffy community now?

>>22752875
god forbid
fluffy content resembles the worst of yukkuri content, all gore and sadism with no creativity
the majority of yukkuri content on OYP is at least decent, then you have high quality art and an interesting use of the biology and psychology of the creature
and OYP does have a discord apparently, their google group will stay up too for what that's worth

>>22626240
Yukkuri truly are diverse.

I want fried koReisens for dinner

what was the oldest recorded instance of abyuse?

>>22749673
adopt

>>22749673
Take pictures and leave sweets as a gift!

>>22773711
on OYP that would be the fifthupload in 2009
i know abyuse arose on 2ch to troll yukkuri fans who had been posting cute yukkuri content and some anons were sick of it
then it spiraled into what we know today

>>22773893
wow it's pretty creative for what's basically a shitpost

>>22774326
Easy baby Reimu is envy of the whole world!

>>22738029
What

>>22775018
>https://youtu.be/wn3xluIRh1Y
Yukkuri penipeni are just inverted mamumamus, right? They haven't got any sort of gender other than family roles, either.
As hermaphrodites, how will they decide who will have the koyukkuri?
More peaceful methods would be used by loving pairs, but what about the not-so caring ones?

>>22777329
biology can be horrifying and fascinating

I've never wanted to both take care of and abuse something as much as yukkuris.

What would a Reimu do if you gave it a blue ribbon and braids?

>>22780330
Cry, a lot

>>22777329
There seems to be an ingrained hierarchy between different Yukkuri breeds that determines who will carry/birth the young. For example Marisa seems to be near the top with almost all depictions of yukkuri families have Marisas as the "father".

If reincarnation is real, I'd like to spend a few lives as various types of yukkuris.

Update from Poweryoga on the OYP forums;
He'll be starting the dumping of the database this weekend, then uploading the images.

Now is the time to go back and save any favorites just in case, before Mister OYP takes it easy forever ;_;

>>22782418
then uploading the images somewhere else*
For clarification

>>22782400
Do you hate yourself that much?

>>22784098
I'm sure I'd be able to take it easy during at least some of my lives.

>>22784141
I dunno anon, you may not be able to escape from endlessly reincarnating as yukkuri, they can't....
http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/71546?tags=boshiherondasu

>>22784141
Is it worth the risk of spawning as a reimu and getting raped by alices?

>>22785640
It is if you get to be a sexy kimeemaru

>>22755436
To be fair though, fluffy is not as developed, due to the cultural context and time period it was formed originally in.

yuuu

Did OYP just died?

OYP wake up easy!!

>>22707575

Is there like an actual translated version of this that doesn't just have Marisa's lines translated? Can't take it easy without my yukkuri games.

>>22795276
>>22795311
Can't take it easy like this...
Mister OYP come back ok?
Now is fine ok?

Has anyone thought about what it would be like to fuck a yukkuri?

>>22796214
It would probably be like fucking a manjuu, but louder.

>>22796214
Refreshing!

Anyone know what happened to one yukkuri place?

>>22797207
The site looks like it's crashed, hopefully it will get fixed soon

>>22798044
I thought he was shutting it down this month?

>>22798562
it is but poweryoga said he was going to upload the database and images somewhere, i assume this is a crash and not him taking it down deliberately since he's been consistent with keeping everyone updated
i really hope he get's that somewhere accessible

*notices your sweets*
Take it easy!

Mister OYP don't take it easy and come back okay?
Right now is fine!

>>22802772
It's gone. All is lots. Apparently the admin is going to release the database or whatever for download so if someone wants to access the stuff they still can.

>>22802772
>>22806502
It's back for now. I believe the admin is going to put those links on OYP before shuttering it.
I was nervous that it was all over for the site though.

>>22807240

Here is the plan.

>>22807359
Bless poweryoga for his efforts all these years. If you're in the discord I don't suppose you'd mind suggesting a torrent of the entirety of the database and content? That could easily allow the entire site to be kept alive and shared for years to come.

>>22807501
this

We need more yukkuri pics

It died again~

>>22820416
no it didn't

http://oyp.yunyah.com/forum_topics/11244?page=6
The dumping of OYP has begun.
Images aren't uploaded yet.
Feels uneasy man.

I have a question about yukkuri speech. What does 'nanoje' and different variations mean exactly?

Nanoje da ze!

feeling very easy today
might delete later

ahhh~ i wish i had a small colony of yu's to take out my anger and frustration on

>>22821054

End of an era.

>>22839939
Yukkuri shitting are the best thing ever posted on /jp/

>>22839925
Are there any stories where the parents actually take care of their fucked up kids or do they always kill them once they're deformed?

I've.. Seen things.

I watched koyukkuri scream in agony at mr mohawks hands.
I saw marichas on fire near their nest holes.
All those... Moments.. Will be gone.
Like yunyaaas in mr rain.
Time.. To die.

>>22856652
Time... to take it easy

imagine dying shitting out your pashte core

The War of the Marichas

>>22861353
yukkuri in their purest element

T-Take it easy!!!

>>22861353
War...War never changes...

>>22876678
This is more like it. Nice and easy.

yukkuris are for taking it easy with!

>tfw thread is on page 10
can't take it easy

>>22858144
If I put it in a manju and inject some O.J. inside, will it be revived somehow?

>>22884046
Probably, then they would probably go insane from waking up from a painful death in a featureless zombie body they don't recognize. Yukkuri really lend themselves well to body horror scenarios due to fast and loose their "biology" is.

how easy is too easy?

>>22884046
Through the power of belief a lot can happen in yu world, in lot of stories yukkuri are revived through the core, or in others the core is planted in the ground like a seed and the yukkuri groes like a plant, there is no canon exactly.
Something where there is a consensu is that memories is stored in the pashte so even if they are revived they are gonna be like a newborn yukkuri.
In other stories the core and pashte of two yukkuri are swapped but they usually die of Anti-Yukkuritis disease.
If you were to put the core inside a manju if it doesn't die of Anti-Yukkuritis it will start to grow eyes a mouth and accessory thorugh the power of belief probable, yukkuri are in the end magical entities.
>>22893403
Easy is never easy enough.

Having fun with a Reimu.

>you see this
>wat do

>>22897222
Mating press.

>>22893807
Slowly cooking yus is the best, the fear and pain makes them so sweet.

>>22897222
Tickle the bottom Marisa until she rolls over, making the rest tumble down.

>>22898720
>tickle
You mean tickle the anyaru?

>>22898908
Maybe. Wherever it's most ticklish

>>22897222
Sit on top to assert dominance.

>>22897222
>you see this
>wat do

>>22855424
Maybe a few? Usually the artists who make warm and fuzzy yukkuri stuff don't have the kids get fucked up in the first place.

>>22897660
I wonder how they'll react to an oven.

the sky

doburo penipeni kun

How to prepare a Reimu ingredient

I can't take it easy watching things being tortured.
This is the opposite of taking it easy.

>>22902255
Just read the story backwards, it's now a heartwarming story about a poor abused yukkuri being saved from a mean mister and put back together. Look how happy she is in the last two pictures, she's finally achieved the good life she always dreamed of :)

>>22902483
It's not torture, the anon is just preparing a Reimyu yo be fed to his Remirya.

dado~

>>22903164
Remirya's are pretty cute and they help curb the population of stupid yukkuri. If only they weren't as dumb as bricks

dadoooo~

post remirya

>>22906538
wow cute

>>22906920
thanks for the headpat sempai

My wife sitting by the fireplace btw.

oyp is still up
another month passes.

>>22908272
Your wife must be very light to not have crushed those yukkuris under the chair's legs.

>>22908282
I think that's why she charred their bottoms.
I think I'd be more impressed if she managed to put a bunch of Okuus down there without having any of them explode and take the entire block with her.

little one

easy little one

>>22900568
Where, though?

>>22910698
in your bed

>>22900568
who are you quoting

>>22911712
yo mama

>>22915298
>discord
Do you want to die or something?

>>22915416

Kek it's the only way this shit is going to be translated.

>>22915843
No it isn't.
OYP has survived for 15 years without your help.

>>22915954
OYP is being taken down in the next few weeks

>>22919014

This, and the only way the games are going to be translated is through this now. Learn to cope.

>>22915954

Retard.

Discord is very uneasy nanoje, it spies on you all the time and the culture is cancerous.
Forums like OYP are very easy places instead.

>>22919483

Can't sign up on the forums due to uneasy Russian bots, Disc is the only way to get new users until they move the site...or ever.

>>22906531
>>22906538
>>22906999
>>22907446
i'll never see these as proper yukkuri

While going back hoem I saw a family of yukkuri dead on the road, it made me feel very uneasy, be careful of misters car yus.

Post fun everyday yu tragedies

OYP backups until now.

Web Repo: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Yn7SontMB-UxRa0BDK6C66Fdggk6llsP
DB without users: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1hvTTbX245bePWC0xHgyXJ81kGP0k_3cA
Users: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1pK7mTa56k0fHcI1Jc6nOqET4jGLJSCnb
Files:
pt1
https://mega.nz/#!oDIQnYZS!fT6KQv9xeVS3Rj9HXgIBPxY-Tso2vgJCoSf9cNrO1qM
pt2
https://mega.nz/#!4HInjAAb!JBebda4-VCNFF04WUMaAowBcw31uvPT2Q3Uv3lJ9_74
pt3
https://mega.nz/#!JCIxFKRb!PIg8y63HM_pSRP20qJarFPY0E-i_5_Vjk47DATs5RPU
pt4
https://mega.nz/#!MbJljYTC!99Pg0P2mlFpp7hwzThSm15OidnTlizTRYm7cEFPIOos

>>22933080

>all Yukkuri Diary PC versions links are dead
anyone got a backup

More fun everyday yu tragedies

What makes "True Happiness" so influential in the abyuse community?

>>22936867

I do but you have to join Discord.

>>22928514
It's common.

>>22936982

>>22936984

>>22936995

>>22936999

>>22937003

>>22937013

>>22937018

>>22937022

>>22937028
Always appreciate rare-type abyuse.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77451499

Kill yourself abuse poster.

Also, Okuus are supposed to be radioactive.

Hello everyone I masturbate yukkuri marisa types for a living.

Reimyu is a miss princess.

>>22942458
Reimyu did an opsiee.

>>22938869
piko piko

i will miss yukkuri

>>22935553
>>22807501
Anyone working on a torrent of this? I agree with this anon.

live!

Post your favorite stories. This one by Aglet made my cry a bit.
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1261

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cute! Should I give her glasses back?

>>22958863
no

>>22958863
>filling white bean paste
Filled with yukkuri semen?
Imagine making it exploded above a group of yukkuri.

TACTICAL JAYPEE YUKKURI DROPPING IN 5 SECONDS

I think there was a pool like that.

>>22963950
It's just shiroan.
>>22962504
Sure.

>>22964574
>google
>it's an actual thing
oh

What do Yukkuri smell like?

>>22964582
depends if they are wild yus, pet yus, gutter yus or poo poo slaves

>>22956913
fuck

>>22957376
The X marks on the heart really makes the image.

Fluffy yukkuri make me suspect that they may have descended from kedama...

>>22964574
She was too upset for me to ignore, so I gave her a new pair of glasses.
Well, I'm off.

>>22964582
old bread

>>22902255
Indeed, I’ve never really been a fan of the yu torture posts, with those I cannot take it easy at all

myon

yukkuri thread die easy

>>22980225
wanted to ...take ...more ...easy

New easy thread >>22980313

>>22980319
great now mods remove actual otaku culture threads from the otaku culture board

>>22982268
Tarnishing yukkuris by making general threads is not otaku culture.

>>22956913
Yeah that's maybe my favorite the chen bits anyway. I like this one too.