/jp/ - Otaku Culture

<3 girls

And? I am male who prefers cock, but yet I enjoy yuri works all the same.

>>2274585

I know how you feel OP. I would cut off my own dick if it didn't disfigure me and hurt like hell.

>>2274610
Same.

>>2274596
Same. ;_;

You could always begin living a more active fantasy life.

>>2274585
Look on the bright side; you can still fap to yuri.

>>2274625
Stop changing your email!

>>2274625
Fapping to yuri makes me feel bad. How am I supposed to get off using my penis when a penis is not involved?

>>2274633
Why?

It wouldn't be any easier even if you were a girl.

>>2274643

I can't fap to yuri. But it is one of my most beloved genres.

I can only expend myself when there is a penis involved, but Yuri can be kinda cute.

>>2274643
Imagine it's a clitoris. It always feels bigger than it is near the big moment anyway.

>>2274644
Because this:

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>>2274633
Do you record all emails or something?

>>2274674
It's a myspace kind of thing to show her current mood.

>>2274683

It is kinda adorable...

>>2274674
Fascinating.

>>2274691
It's shit.

>>2274674
learn2regex

>>2274647
Indeed, but I don't think that is what he was trying to say.

>>2274794
Haha, no, probably not.

>>2274802
That is not to say that you aren't justified in trying to correct a common misconception.

>>2274820
Indeed.

Remilia, don't you wish you could fap to yuri?

What is with the "girls" of /jp/ and the yuri attention whoring image dumps the last few days? Yes you're girls, we get it.

>>2274860
That would involve a penis. So no.

>>2274871
It's not in anyone's face.

And in any case, I don't actually like girls. Just art.
So I'm throwing a bit out there.

>>2274871
You're the only one who has called posters out on their gender ITT

>>2274871
But yuri isn't just for girls.

>>2274643

Masturbate using your ass, pretend it's your vagina.

It's hard being a lesbian

Especially a pretty one

>>2274871
Perhaps some /u/sers like /jp/ because of the fewer trolls and threads turning into nothing but complaints about a single post?

This thread's pretty gay.

Needs more manliness.

>>2274902
Like what the hell does this have to do with anything? Your shit image dumping from danbooru has somehow gotten even MORE pointless than it already was. This isn't even on whatever image dumping topic the rest of the thread was, it's just a random drawn image.

>>2274906
It's the same person as before, isn't it?
Didn't I tell you to just hide the thread next time?

>>2274912
No, I'm someone completely different. When will you guys stop your damn "I'M A GIIIIIIRL, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK" routine?

Please?

>>2274912
It's a crappy troll.

>>2274920
Who what

>>2274920
>>I'M A GIIIIIIRL, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK
You're the one saying it.

>>2274906
Choose your flavor, you'll be doing yourself and everyone a favor.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2124
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

>>2274912
Why would I listen to you though?

Seriously, make your shitty image dumps like this in /u/ if you want. Why is there a random cat girl image? You're just aimlessly posting random danbooru pictures now.

>>2274924
I appreciate your posting, since I like yuri and you have interesting taste in art. Please do not listen to the troll.

>>2274931
Are you blind? Did you read the post? When was I complaining about people not being anonymous? And how would a thread filter help in this case?

>>2274931
>emails other than sage
Oh wow. Do they have a fetish for sage or something?

>>2274943
Learn to hide threads.

>>2274931
>Make everyone on 4chan appear as Anonymous - remove all names, tripcodes, and emails other than sage
Completely useless. I don't hate them because they trip, I hate them because they shitpost and femanon troll.

Thank you for the other script, though.

>>2274950
Do you really need to make 5 posts all saying the same thing?

>>2274924
I think that long skirts are underappreciated.

Shouldn't this be a touhou yuri thread? you know so it is related to the board and not just a /u/ thread in /jp/?

>>2274959
Stop caring so much and just keep posting images.

Quit making shit posts Remi.

>>2274963
You're clearly new. Remilia and her crew like image dumping shit images whether they are /jp/ related or not. Yes it ruins the board, unfortunately.

>>2274943
You calling out that image isn't going to do anything, so just ignore it and move on, either by "deleting" the thread or just ignoring who's posting (you can probably guess though).

>>2274950
Some people just can't stand trips.

>>2274959
I'll go out on a limb here and guess that your behavior annoys more than just one person.

>>2274960
You're the one that's underappreciated! Burn!

Found it on danbooru don't worry it's /jp/ related

>>2274968
>You're clearly new
I'm not and I know that this remilia tripfags loves to make danbooru dumps, i'm getting tired of 'LOL /u/ THREDS' everydamn day.

>>2274982
RUSSIA IS ALWAYS RELATED

But really, images ITT with one female kind of miss the target.

>>2274983
Also where did the other remi fags go? why is only the lol eye dump piktuur one left?

>>2274983
>>2274982
>>2274968
sure is butthurt in here!

>>2274995
Secure tripcode because he is such a vital poster than we can't risk the identity being compromised.

>>2274983
110 threads (this thread = .9%). Pick one and keep yourself occupied.

Can you stop posting so much? 600+ posts in under a month?

>>2274949
The pixiv description for that one was cute:
You have a habit of linking arms with me whenever I stand next to you.

>>2275011
Oh wow. Post count? You're really grasping at straws here. If you know about the archives, then you should realize how pointless this "rage" thing is in the long run. Just take it easy. This thread will make its way to page 11 eventually. Until then, just look at the 109 other threads.

>>2275044
I think it's funny you've been posting so authoritarian after a month.

>>2275005
10 threads on the front page (this one: 10%)

If possible, I'd like to do something about this bullshit before it reaches the same level as the idolfag threads. Not only is it not /jp/ related by whatever definition of /jp/ related you care to use, it's just an imagedump of random, shitty images taken from danbooru.donmai.us.

Imageboards are for images, you'll probably reply. Riiiight. Do you support sion`'s shitty danbooru dumps as well?

Well, maybe we might try to have some discussion instead of just reposting pictures all of us have seen already?

Picture as unrelated to /jp/ as the others in this thread, though not nearly as sexy.

>>2275053
Do us a favor and kill yourself.

>>2275053
>>same level as the idolfag threads
Two idol threads is bad?

>>2275062
Your wish is my command, Dolor.

Do yourself a favor and stop white knighting.

Why is /jp/ becoming more like /u/?

The problem is not image dumps, but shitty quality image dumps. If half your images are of questionable quality or are barely related to each other, you need to stop dumping immediately.

>>2275074
Because Touhou is nothing but girls shooting bullets.

>>2275053
I can't argue because you have a point, but why don't you just hide the threads you don't like?

>>2275069
Yes? I actually enjoy yuri images myself, but I have to object to danbooru dumping.

>>2275053
>Well, maybe we might try to have some discussion instead of just reposting pictures all of us have seen already?
I'd like this, in addition to posting images (preferably from pixiv, since then I can use the number to discover new artists). However, discussion is even more likely to spawn a shitstorm.

I don't really see why people feel the need to take it upon themselves to control the content in /jp/. I have no interest in idol threads, but I just hide them and move on.

>>2275080
What kind of terrible logic is this? Can I make any topic I want in /jp/ no matter how unrelated and just say "oh hide it if you don't like it"

Extra-Hot Ghost demands the faggotry in this thread to cease. So to speak. Don't like a thread then hide it, you spoiled brat.

>>2275074
Because /jp/ responds to the femanon troll. If we stop feeding them, they'll try to get attention in some other way.

>>2275083
A good majority of it isn't even from Danbooru. Check the filenames.

>>2275084
Even the older /jp/ really off topic shitstorms were somewhat intelligent and interesting to read. /jp/ now is boring danbooru dumps with 0 discussion and trolls from /a/ and /b/. That's seriously all that's left.

>>2275053
Again with this idol plague thing. The idolfags generally have two threads (one for Berryz/C-ute and one for Momusu) not counting that random AKBfag. They're not taking over anything.

If you're so angry over the frontpage, then look through pages 1-10 and find something you want to discuss. Bring it back with a discussion and you'll "keep stuff like this in check". That's much better than raging over the few image threads.

The main reason why I'm posting in this thread is because I don't like you. Calm your ass down and there will be no problems.

>>2275095
>/jp/ now is boring danbooru dumps with 0 discussion and trolls from /a/ and /b/. That's seriously all that's left
Now that's a bit extreme.

>>2275098
>Talking like he knows something
>First seen at Feb 28 15:38:48 2009

>>2275098
I'm not raging, I'm calmly stating the facts. About the idols: I'm fairly sure you don't remember this, newfriend-san, but In The Beginning the idolfags had one thread. Now they have two, three, four, however many, and they get away with it because the janitors are used to it. My objective? To keep this from getting out of hand.

Also, try bumping nine threads with good discussion at a faster rate than three-four people dumping images, bro. See how that works out for you.

That's amusing, because that's the only reason I'm posting: I saw your stupid ass posting and I had to bug you somehow. I like yuri ;-)

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>>2275104
What else is there, then? I hate to say it, but it's true.

>>2275121
TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER THREAD AND FILL IT WITH SHITTY RANDUM IMAEG XD

You can always kidnap two girls and make them fall in love with each other

>>2275123
There are still good discussions around, they're just few and far between. I meant it was extreme to say that there was nothing left.

>>2275133
Well, okay, I was being melodramatic.

The point still stands, though. Good discussion shouldn't have to be once in a blue moon.

>>2275141
/jp/ has been on a sharp decline since September. It's definitely at its worst thanks to shit threads like this.

>>2275141
You're right, but I don't believe it can be forced upon a populace either. It either happens or it doesn't. One can mourn its passing, but I do not think that lashing out will bring it back.

>>2275119
Read what you're typing. I know about their original one thread, but that doesn't change anything. Now we're at 1.8% instead of the .9%. It's still nothing to worry about. And you're clearly confused on the second part. It's not about keeping "bad" threads down, but bringing "good" threads up. Maybe if you stopped frolicking in shit, you'd like /jp/ a bit more.

For the last part, well that's nice. At least we have something in common.

I'm going to start learning how to draw just so I can draw cute girls in non-sexual but romantically friendly situations.

>>2275175
It's not about percentages, baby, it's about what's on top. I'm so happy for you, being able to show off your expert programmer skills like that, but it's a moot point. Whatever threads happen to be on the front page will get the most attention and therefore the best discussion. That's what bumping is all about. It is, indeed, about keeping good threads up. How do you do that? By bumping them with CONTENT. Posts with good discussion or fresh images (note: none ITT). If you just bump them with shitposting/imagedumping, you accomplish the opposite of your goal. The problem is, it's much easier to keep a bad thread up than to keep all of the other threads up, isn't it?

Maybe if you weren't a pretentious newfag who had the utter gall to... nah, I'm bored with playing along. Maybe later ^_~

>>2275209
Go back to /u/

I think /jp/ has gotten too popular. That's why we are getting all this influx of shit threads. Back then we used to have threads discussing what the next translated VN will be. Now there are a shitload of VN projects going on, all taking forever to finish and we have nothing to concentrate our attention on.

>>2275204
Yes! Go! Do it now! I'm cheering for you!

>>2275204
In before giving up after a single day.