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22723144 No.22723144 [Reply] [Original]

I love my cute girlfriend Hatate! I love everything about her! Especially the stuff that would make normalfags think she is creepy!

I love how she cooks food for me and watches me eat and digest it! I love how she worries about me, and texts me hundreds of times a day to make sure I'm alright! I love how she sometimes sneaks into my room and watches me sleep, to make sure nothing happens to me! I love how she's addicted to cuddling with me! I love how she would stab any girl who looks at me for more than a few seconds; even cashiers!

I love my yandere girlfriend so much!

>> No.22723166

Taters has two threads! But she has to share one with her enemy!

>> No.22723184
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22723184

>>22723166
This is her very own safe space that she can enjoy!

Sleeping with my cute girlfriend Hatate!

>> No.22728512

your gf is my paizuri slave.

>> No.22728578
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22728578

God I want Hatate to NTR me. Hater is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.22729107

>>22728578
kys cuck

>> No.22729235

>>22728578
Your bitchass would end up sobbing during all this in actuality.

>> No.22729246
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22729246

>>22729235
Getting a girlfriend as great as Hatate, only to learn that she's seeing other men for the sole purpose of having sex with them would make any man cry, wouldn't it?

>> No.22730102
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22730102

>>22728578
It's not NTR if I'm filming it!
It's an extremely profitable business venture. The guys pay to fuck her, and people pay to watch it!

>>22729246
Cry from their dick, sure!

>> No.22730135
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22730135

>>22730102
Hatate wouldn't have the heart to take money from her boyfriends. She's not a prostitute like Reimu or Sakuya. Besides, she doesn't really need the extra money either. She's got you to pay for all her expenses after all!

>> No.22730153

>>22730135
>She's got you to pay for all her expenses after all!
I'm the only one who has to pay her for sex?
Damn, that's some hot shit. And I bet she doesn't make the other guys wear a condom either!

>> No.22730310
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22730310

>>22728578
>>22729246
>>22730102
>>22730135
>>22730153
Back to >>>/trash/

>> No.22730314

The only time NTR is acceptable is if Alice is the victim.

>> No.22730384

Watching my dedicated girlfriend Hatate have passionate screaming sex with many ridiculously well hung other men, while refusing me, is the epitome of taste!

>> No.22730402

>>22730384
The absolute epitome of taste is getting sloppy seconds with a condom, and prematurely ejaculating!

>> No.22730423
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22730423

>>22730384
>>22730402
Hang yourselves, 3DPD behavior has no place in 2D.

>> No.22730430

>>22730423
Don't kinkshame dude, 3d behavior is my fetish

>> No.22730434

It's a shame that not all of Hatate's so-called fans are dedicated enough to marry her and help her raise her children.

>> No.22730456
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22730456

>>22730430
Then crawl back to your 3DPD general or post this shit on /trash/. Hatate would hate you if she heard you say these thing about her.

>> No.22730489

>>22730402
The absolute epitome of taste is not even getting hard and ejaculating prematurely before Hatate has even finished undressing!

>> No.22730501

>>22730489
And then spontaneously ejaculating every time one of her boyfriends cums inside her so you can't get it up anymore when it's your turn!

>> No.22730541

>>22730501
Buying Hatate expensive lingerie to wear while she fucks her boyfriends!

>> No.22730552
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22730552

痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い

>> No.22730562

>>22730552
It's okay Hatate-chan, the shitposters will go away.

>> No.22730568

>>22730552
I'd spend all night comforting Hatate-chan while she cries and explains how she didn't mean to cheat on me. I'd listen attentively for hours while she justifies her actions and blames her infidelity on her upbringing, circumstances, and my shortcomings as a partner. I can't wait for her to do it all again!

>> No.22730572

>>22730568
kys

>> No.22734384

>>22730572
rude

>> No.22734454

>>22730568
please kys

>> No.22734549

>>22734454
polite

>> No.22734588

What would spending time with Hatate on Valentine's day be like? I'm guessing I'd spend most of the afternoon helping her choose an outfit and hairstyle while she swipes through matches on dating apps on her phone. Then she'd go out clubbing while I stay at home. When she finally gets in with several unknown men, I'd spend the rest of the evening fetching them drinks and tending to Hatate's wishes, until finally trying to get some sleep on the sofa over the noise of everyone fucking for hours in the master bedroom.

>> No.22734676

>>22734588
kys

>> No.22736887

Does Hatate prefer to openly cheat on her partner with fat faceless old men or handsome charismatic young men?

>> No.22736895

wud u let taters sit on ur face?

I bet her farts smell like vanilla

>> No.22736925

>>22736895
But I don't want to taste the semen of all the men she's been cheating on me with.

>> No.22737097

>>22736887
>>22736925

>>22730310

>> No.22737115
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22737115

>>22734588
For me, Valentines with Hatate is forgetting to show up for your date and making her wait 3 hours at the train station by not replying to her texts.
After that, I'll finally reply to her with empty apologies and offer to have make-up sex!

>> No.22737176

>>22737115
Then discovering that she's already found a new boyfriend at the train station, and is full of his semen! During the make-up sex she makes you wear a condom, and seems bored the whole time. Afterwords she checks her phone, looks excited, and leaves without a word.

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22737184

>>22737176
Hatate wouldn't do that because she knows I'd beat the life out of her if she even dares to cheat on me. If she tries to make me come into contact with sloppy seconds, I'll stick a broken bottle into her cunt.

>> No.22737203
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22737203

>>22737184
She's a tengu, dude. She'd wreck a regular human without breaking a sweat. Physically attacking her would be a death sentence for you.

>> No.22737262

>>22737115
>>22737176
kys normalfag cancer

>> No.22737325

cuckolds deserve to die and rot in a tip, hope the people joking about it in this thread suffer the same fate too

>> No.22737390

Not everyone is man enough to take care of their wife Hatate's multiracial children.

>> No.22737424

>>22737390
Commit suicide ASAP.

>> No.22737431

Imagine actually typing this filth

>> No.22737438

>>22737390
Multiracial as in half-tengu half-oni or multiracial as in half-black? This is important.

>> No.22737448

The cuckoldry in this thread is disgusting. Changing the subject, what brand of diapers does Hatate wear? I imagine Pichuuns, since they're strong, absorbent, and come in her size. As a reporter she probably needs coverage for when she's out on extended monitoring operation with her camera and starts to feel a bit leaky. The discomfort would otherwise distract her from her job or require her to find a bathroom, which may not always be practical. If Hatate just lets it all go into her Pichuuns then she can carry right on with her job of snapping pictures.

>> No.22737458

>>22737438
It's not nice to discriminate.

>> No.22737465

>>22737448
Weird how the IP count didn't increase.

>> No.22737488
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>> No.22737492

>>22737184
Please don't bully Hatate-chan. She can't help that she's a free-spirited young girl.

>> No.22737494

>>22737492
Die.

>> No.22737531
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22737531

>>22737488
I'm sure Hatate-chan is relieved that many anons love her despite her questionable life choices.

>> No.22737551
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22737551

>>22737531
Hatate-chan is a good girl and doesn't want shitposters to spread disgusting rumors about her, faggot.

>> No.22737555

Hatate is not made to abuse you
Hatate is made for you to abuse

>> No.22737583
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22737583

Hatate gets depressed when she doesn't have a naive, well-meaning Anon who loves her, and on whom she can openly cheat.

>> No.22737586

>>22737583
>>>/trash/

>> No.22737960

>>22734588
>trying to get some sleep on the sofa over the noise of everyone fucking for hours in the master bedroom.
Masturbating. You'd be masturbating at this point. And the next morning you'd masturbate with the panties she wore.

>>22737583
It's not cheating if I want her to do it. Then it's swinging.

>> No.22738038

>>22737960
True. I'd also have to surreptitiously steal the panties since Hatate would never give me them, despite being my girlfriend.

>>22737448
Remi will be so happy.

>> No.22738056

>>22738038
Obviously you'd do it while putting them in the washing machine. Luckily you're a quickshot so she won't even notice the extra delay!

>> No.22738080

>>22737960
>>22738038
>>22738056
kys 3dposters

>> No.22738172

Do your job janitor.

>> No.22738246

Every Hatate thread turns into NTR posting.
Every Sanae thread turns into slut posting.
Every Remi thread turns into foot stink posting.
Every Satorin thread turns into rapebaby posting.
Every Koishi thread turns into diaper posting.
Every fairy thread is exactly the same.
You are caught in a loop.

>> No.22738261

>>22738246
Every Reimu thread turns into prostitution posting.

>> No.22738327

>>22738261
Literally the only good one on the list.

>> No.22738329

>>22738327
Because it's the only thing Reimu is good for.

>> No.22738338

>>22738246
Not true! Sometimes there's prostitution posting in Sanae threads and diaper posting in Remi threads!

>> No.22738381

>>22738329
Things Reimu is good for:
- Prostitution
- Incubator for STD research
- Scared Straight spokeswoman

>> No.22738385

/jp/ is the new /d/.

>> No.22738409

>>22738385
Public morals are reclining.

>> No.22738416

boobhus are moved to /e/ while /d/-posting and /trash/-posting stay
i don't get it

>> No.22738425

>>22738416
Boobhus are just /e/ picture posting while we're seriously discussing a touhou

>> No.22738471

>>22738425
Where exactly do you see discussion about touhous? I'm pretty sure Hatate is nowhere in any official work described as a crackwhore nor Koishi suffering from urinary and fecal incontinence. At best it's cuckolding roleplaying, which /trash/ exists to contain, at worst it's trolling/shitposting (against the rules altogether).

>> No.22738509

>>22738471
>I'm pretty sure Hatate is nowhere in any official work described as a crackwhore
This is a failing of the official works that fan material has to step in to fulfill.

>> No.22738546

>>22738385
But /jp/ as always liked cute girls, it's not something new

>> No.22738737

>>22738546
/c/ != /d/

>> No.22738785

>>22738737
Removing some clothes of cute girls makes them even more cute

>> No.22741570
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22741570

Watching Hatate's live stream!

>> No.22741975

>>22723144
She isn't real

>> No.22742204

>>22741975
You aren't real

>> No.22747183

2hus are not for sad or harm

>> No.22747205

>>22747183
then why didn't you let this disgrace of a thread die

>> No.22749493

>>22737203
What's better than dying in the line of duty doing the most noble act know by men? patrolling thots

>> No.22751283
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22751283

>>22749493
Hatate-chan is not a thot, anon.

>> No.22755417
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>> No.22756410
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22756410

死ね!

>> No.22756489

>>22756410
Don't worry, Hatate-chan. I'll buy you some nice new clothes, so you can go out and find a new boyfriend.

>> No.22756611

>>22751283
Nice tits, Taters!

>> No.22758661
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22758661

>>22756489
kys

>> No.22758675

>>22758661
I want to kill myself with Hatate.

>> No.22759538

I want to enter a suicide pact with Hatate, then discover she's gone off to kill herself with some random guy from a bar!

>> No.22761023

>>22759538
Now that is just insulting.
Hopefully she gets gangraped by satan.

>> No.22762478

>>22761023
While anon is watching?

>> No.22764093

>>22723144
When did resetera infrahumans start targeting Tatters?

>> No.22771136
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22771136

this is just like iori and analposting, except iori's anal fixation is more advanced and universal that less people ask why and just accept it

one day people will see hatate and see an ntr girl

>> No.22771202

>>22771136
Unlike NTR, loli anal is a good fetish.
Not to mention that only literal fags enjoy NTR.

>> No.22771371

I hope Hatate lets me have sex with her on our anniversary. I'll promise not to take too long or get in the way of any of her meetups with her other boyfriends!

>> No.22771578

>>22771202
>loli
Duh.

>> No.22771608

why is there so much self-harm art of this demon thot?

>> No.22771720

>>22771371
kys cuck

>> No.22771857

>>22771608
because before she became an ntr slut fan artists gave her a gloomy depressed cutter persona

>> No.22771937
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22771937

>>22771857
Hatate is not a slut, stop trying to ruin her threads.

>> No.22772433

>>22771937
Your picture is not helping.

>> No.22772502

>>22771937
>Hatate is not a slut
Well she's not an NTR slut, no.

>> No.22772691
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22772691

>>22772433
What do you mean anon?

>> No.22772858
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22772858

So Hatate is kind of hot but what about her gets the engines of all these cucks revving?

>> No.22772897

>>22772858
same as diaperposting, shitposters crave (You)s

>> No.22772950

>>22772858
A certain artist drew a couple of NTR pics with her, which blew their minds for some reason.

>> No.22773012

>>22772950
Ok, I figured the fetish association was doujin-based.

>> No.22773098

>>22772691
She looks very slutty casually showing her lewd bra like that.

>> No.22775261
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22775261

>> No.22775295

>>22773098
it's a swimsuit stupid stupid stupid

>> No.22780700
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22780700

>>22775261
>>22775261
Hnnng, my heart

>> No.22781589
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22781589

>>22723144
Yandere girlfriends truly are the best things ever

>> No.22782009
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22782009

Don't mind me Taters. I'm just snacking every picture in this thread except the self-harming ones, because they are mean.

And I'm flying away~

>> No.22785583 [DELETED] 

>>22723144
same

>> No.22787601
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22787601

>>22775261

>> No.22788000

OP here! Wow, I assumed this thread died! Thank you anons for keeping it alive! I didn't forget about my cute girlfriend Hatate! I will be back here tomorrow to post her!

I love Hatate!

>> No.22788033

>>22781589
kuso girl from a kusoge

>> No.22788718

>>22738246
It's almost as if this board is awful

>> No.22794955 [DELETED] 

>>22788000
Someone always bumps it to push off a general.
I'm fact, they might just do it now.

>> No.22795001

Post the one where she's livestreaming her gigantic tits

>> No.22795044

>>22788000
I love when my girlfriend hatate brings other men over to my tiny studio apartment (she has a key) and soils the sheets on my bed with hours of sex!

>> No.22795067

>>22738246
How about Alice threads

>> No.22795407

>>22795044
Kill yourself back in /trash/
>>>/trash/27781607

>> No.22800043
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>> No.22803090

>>22782009
Cute!!

>> No.22804424

>>22787601
I love my crush Hatate, especially following her on social media when she posts hundreds of risque shots of her and her boyfriend having a wonderful time together!

>> No.22806564
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22806564

>>22787601

>> No.22808306

I though Hatate threads were places to post about her suicidal tendencies. What happened?

>> No.22808352

>>22808306
Those posters finally committed suicide and were replaced by the plague we see in this thread.

>> No.22808475

>>22808306
>>>/jp/thread/17643755
better than NTRfags i guess

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