/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ya'll niggas postin' in a Troll thread.

>>22725431
Hakutaku are masters of Jinko, Mantis, Kakuen, Ryu, and Harpy style, but have also developed their own style focused on poking precise pressure points or smothering their opponent in a chest-to-face grapple.
>>22725436
This is how bounties get posted in the tavern. That shadowscale better watch out, plenty of young adventurers would love to knock her down a peg.

>>22725449
Trolls are FAT

This Yeti is broken and I'd like to return it

>>22725476
In the right places

Is it weird when a monstergirl asks you to send her your feet pic?

>>22725507
>Lamia slumber party suddenly goes dead quiet when they see you actually texted them back with an image attached

>>22725507
I've had a woman tell me my feet are beautiful so it wouldn't weird me out.

>>22725507
I have many questions. But also, no.

>>22725281
>danger
I guess the danger level would ultimately depend on how near to "rocks fall osr." you'd see/prefer the MGE. I personally can't imagine absolute perfection or even safety in this case. As far as intentions go, you are right however. Lizards would try to keep the situation as reasonably safe as they could. But things like the duelists, weapons, and environment are a lot of modifiers to deal with when you are in the middle of a fight. This could go either way, but it would be due to circumstance and metaphysics, not any intentions on her part.

>drive, normalcy, settling down into a lazy life
I probably should have said normal relative to the other mandatory duel marriage species: firerats and firelizards. Both get buffs to flaming passion which can be spent on either fighting or lust. One infects her husbando with something that would easily turn into an unstoppable urge to fight when not screwing. The other gains a permanent nerf that makes her as emotionally subtle and reactive as a bonfire.

Lizardmen don't automatically come with those things. The drive to fight is easily redirected into family life, and training martial artist progeny is much easier than staying in top form or fighting mooks in orange pajamas. Like I said, this is the perfect appeal for the lazy (settling down) warrior. Both alternative species are too excitable to expect to aim for avoiding calls to adventure. It could happen, but it isn't built in. Technically my plan was to go for a strong (implied to be accomplished) lizard, so that cuts down on the chances of her dragging me into unnecessary adventures. Sure if adventure walks through the caves finds my hearth and knocks on my door, I'll have to answer. But no point in looking for trouble.

>combat, culture
Your points on combat are right on the mark, so I've nothing to add there. Your notion of lizard culture looks sensible, in that it would produce the lizardmen we know and love.

>whip out the most advantageous weapon
Yeah, I just can't see it working. Maybe if the duel was specified to be of a certain sort it would. Nude wrestling, for instance. But that could turn to a raw strength contest with a superhuman. Not impossible for a normal human to win, since angles and locks are the important part of grappling. But it would take the major human advantage of (superior) tool use out of play. Personally, I'd save that for post-marriage sparring where it is literally a better fit.

>>22725415
>>22725436
Based shadowscale rogues now with extra Kazumapill.

>>22725431
It is fun to think about.

I want to carry my rata wife to the bedroom!

>>22725516
MGs with a human kink!

How do monster with big horns put on clothes with small collars?

>>22725585
>that haughty elf who won't admit she absolutely loves your round ears

>Grabbing demons by the tail

>>22725606
Stretchy material.

>>22725623
It can't be helped

>>22725606
Back zippers

ODST Kiki dropping in before her next vacation
Just got this from @ScruffyTurtles over on Twitter

>>22725689
Cleaning up the Covenant?

>>22725716
Gotta justify all those drinks somehow ya know

>>22725406
she looks like she's going to force you to be her husband

Big biceps are hot.

>>22725606
Same way big paw girls put on clothes, zippers and velcro

>>22725415
>>22725436
How would they treat a man they found during the raid?

>>22725771
>Eager oni noises.

>>22725557
>Both alternative species are too excitable
I like Salamanders more for a few reasons, one of them being my preferred opponents would be scantily clad lolis with cute faces and wide hips who can get defeated and bullied by cock many times without being mere'd.

>>22725816
Defeating a lolimander and making her an anal addict!

>>22725771
I like to imagine my waifu is unintentionally fit. All those years of hunting and skinning with her bare hands and her diet should result in a semi-jacked waifu.

>>22725496
Serial Yeti is still on the loose?

>>22725860
At least she's more friendly than Maus-sniffer

>>22725507
Only a Troll would like my feet. I used to get joked in school because my feet are hairy as hell, everybody said I was part Hobbit.

>>22725870
I was called a hobbit in the army because when we went inna woods I took off my shoes for a while.

>>22725585
>after the portals opened up you could tell who was fresh from the other side because they’d act like Japanese tourists around boys asking them to touch their ears or complimenting their hair and taking lots of pictures

>>22725606
I feel like if you have horns that size you know a magic spell that can transform your clothes at will.

>>22725867
That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

>>22725516
>Lamia slumber party texts if you wanna come over to show them
>Agree
>They start getting hot and bothered as they wait for you
>Show up and show legs and feet
>Show and tell turns into lewd
>Lewd turns into fuck
>Fuck turns into lamia harem

>>22725913
The North remembers.

>>22725916
I would love to be in the middle of a lamia mating ball.
Especially if they’re all CCs and so pent up we stay in that ball for about three days.

>>22725867
>getting hugged against your will
>more friendly

She's pure evil anon.

>>22725771
imagine rubbing it against a fit mg's biceps as a joke haha.

>>22725955
She’s just misunderstood! She was orphaned as a child and raised on old tapes of Mister Rodgers’ Neighborhood! She’s just expressing her love to everyone!

>>22725771
>>22725966
Just imagine being so degenerate that you’d achieve orgasm by fucking your fit waifu’s muscles while she was flexing.

>>22725916
>>22725934

>>22725985
I want that so badly.

I want to snipe high level monsters with Girtablilu venom arrows, then taunt them as while they are paralyzed.
>Land cheap shot on high level lizardman general
>"Looks like I bagged myself a new sex slave!"
>Don't actually capture or rape them, just turn around and leave
>Slip on pussy juices as I make my escape

Why is she so smug?

>>22725984
yeah man, who would be such a complete trainwreck of a human being, you could imagine from this person enjoying even something like rubbing it against her back muscles while grabbing her shoulder blades.

>>22725907
what if she is just an ankole watusi minotaur?

>>22725557
In regards to the danger I do feel it's important to note here that any demon that intends to fight men would have a demon realm weapon. So even if you did, I dunno, run onto her sword faster than she can pull it away, it's still not threatening. You'll just be cumming from your arm hole.

I'm now imagining lizard girls with two swords, steel for monsters, as in just magical overgrown wolves and the like, demon silver for men.

That is a good point, the other species that shoulder in on this niche don't really satisfy that "Settle down raise a family" vibe. Also I get what you're saying, I might just point out one may well be strong but not accomplished yet. Though this probably goes without saying. You're right though, good wife after a life on the road.

I also can't see it working, but I also can't imagine what her reaction would be like.

>>22725984
>>22726037
Yeah, and only a complete sicko would get off to kissing his ripped waifu's arms and touching her thick muscular thighs.

>>22725776
Single or married? If he's married I feel like they'd have already managed to secretly cast a spell on him or slip something into his food, forcing him to pounce on his wife thus creating the opening for the successful raid in the first place.

If he's single, they just haul him off with the rest of the goods. If he manages to trick his way out of the situation using his wits, he'll be free to leave, though he might have a shadowscale admirer with a what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours attitude.

If not you'll be tossed to the next single girl with the highest contribution points. They may be bandits but they're mostly just down on their luck and good girls deep down. Their leader has this odd sense of honour after all, there are some lines they pretend don't even exist, but other's are more wall than line.

If you tell a monster to suck a dick, will they take it as an insult or an invitation?

>>22726124
invitation obviously. you gotta be more literal, like "Go die alone" or "Divorce rape"

>>22726124
So if you want to insult her, do you tell her to lick a cunt?

>>22726142
So I should just call them a lesbian?

>>22726173
I rekon that would just go over their heads. It's not like they hate human women and some monsters get quite sexual when turning human women, they obviously find all humans sexually arousing. They just care about dick a LOT. It's such a core aspect of them it's like an insult that's so blatantly bad it just falls flat. Like calling a 10/10 who knows she's a 10/10 ugly or fat. Like, What?

>Hear news that portals open
>Some time passes
>Monster girls start integrating into society
>Go to work as usual
>Boss tells you that there's a new employee
>Says you're gonna be the one to help them learn the ropes
>New employee is a demon
>Spend the next couple days in really close contact with her as you show her what to do
>Can't help but notice she's got a seductive side to her
>Stands really close to you
>Can be a bit touchy feelly with you
>Sits really close next to you on break
>One day says she wants to ask you a question about something in the backroom
>Go together on your lunch break
>She forces herself on you

>>22726185
Now that I think about it, calling her husband/boyfriend a wanker is more of an insult to her than to him, since it implies if he was horny he'd rather pick his hand than her. It even works for Bicorns.

>>22726271
I think go fuck yourself should still be significantly impactful. It's funny to me how much of a gender flip it all is. Assaulting a monstergirl's sexual prowess or viability like you'd insult a man IRL would work fine. Make fun of her being a virgin, say she couldn't get a man if she tried, call her an incel or whatever.

>>22726286
"Small dick" equivalent should be loose pussy, cause in MGE it sure as hell wouldn't be small breasts.

>>22726260
It's a demon, why didnt you ask her out before she got that desperate?

>>22726316
I'm shy

>>22726305
I can see some monster girls being a bit hurt when they act all sexy and you just call them "Cute"

>>22726305
I don't think you could insult the physical aspects or prowess of a monstergirl, for the same reason you can't call one fat or ugly. You'd have to make fun of her race or personality or personal failings.

If it's pertinent, that is. Like good luck trying to call an alpha an incel.

>>22726260
You don't really need that much personal help in tech support.

What's a really soft spoken species? I feel like bats wouldn't be able to handle noise too well given their excellent and sensitive hearing.
>Bat girl friend/coworker that always has to softly speak right into your ear because she doesn't like raising her voice
>Often presses her big tits up against your back as she does so, or rests them on your shoulder, and wraps her wings around you

>>22725985
I want a similar scenario with Orcs and Trolls instead of lamias

>>22725807
It would be nice to go full deredere on a big Oni and shower her with kisses.

>>22726123
Those sound like some good options. Especially the first one. Must be why the shadow scales bandits stole her panties.
What would Cuman lizardgirls be like?

>Hey Anon, want to play some Famicom after school? I'll let you pick the game if you bring some snacks.

>>22726468
No thank you I don't play games with forced memes

>>22726468
Sure. Can we do it on this open rooftop I found recently? A really nice view from up there!

>>22726468
>famicom
no you have to sit like 2 inches from the console for that dumb bitch

>>22726468
Gonna grope her to get an edge and win easily.

>>22726468
What is it about this innocent-looking character type that makes me want to aggressively violate her?

>>22726491
You're going to play videogames on the roof?

Smug cat booty

>>22725972
>Yetis with access to PBS
A dangerous combo

>>22726600
I want to rape a cheshire so fucking bad!

>>22726600

SQUISH

THAT

CAT

>>22726641
Is that a reference to something?

Big fat cuddle cat

>>22726688
Yes, retard.

>>22726694
Big buff cuddle cat

>>22726727
No, that's a big, buff, muscle chuff.

>>22726630
I want to hug a cheshire so fucking bad!

I want to start a Daughteru Dickers Club where proud fathers can get together and talk about their cute little ones and little monstergirls can get together and talk about how big their papas' dicks are!

>>22726600
Hug the Cheshire!
Kiss the Cheshire!
Breed the Cheshire!

>>22726756
Why are you like that? Why do you have to be like that? Why do you have to make things as unfun for everyone in this thread as possible?

>>22726756
I'd join.

>>22726756
That's kinda gay bro

>>22726779
If that's your definition of unfun in this thread you really have to sort out your priorities.

>>22726797
How is bragging to your mates about the tightness of your daughteru's cunny gay?

>>22726756
How many people here would actually dick the daughteru though? Besides KDF.

>>22726827
I'm not talking about just people from here, silly.

>>22726827
Well it’s been said it’s possible for a mg daughter to want her father so I doubt it’s that unlikely

>>22726827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A

>>22726827
Well it's KDF + amount of times he's willing to samefag, so quite a lot actually.

>>22726827
Adopted one could wear me down over time.

>>22726853
Is KDF even here anymore though? I haven't seen him in ages.

>>22726827
Oh, he's not the only one.

>>22726827
I've been thinking about it.
>>22726853
Unlikely, kdf is very obvious when he posts and I don't mean that in a bad way but when you've stuck around long enough you tend to notice these things.

>>22726866
I've seen him in one of the more recent threads where he wasn't hiding who he was, he probably mostly just lurks these days though.

>>22726738
Animal monstergirls having certain ticks related to their animals is so cute.

>>22726738
Making her chuff is the goal.

would a monster fuck a little boy if he was horny?

>>22727015
I'd like to think no. But that's mostly because I think /ss/ is garbage.

Bros, I'm a socially akward loser, how do I get a MG wife?

>>22727046
Have male genitalia.

>>22727046
Get a socially awkward monstergirl.

>>22727045
>I think /ss/ is garbage.
u gae m8

>>22727046
I'm married to Mrs. Freedom.

>>22725816
I like a full grown woman myself, but it takes all sorts. Afaik salamanders are just as weak to falling into dick madness as the others, assuming they're having fun. Maybe picking a fight in a river would be the way to go about it. You could use the level of steam as a kind of meter.

>Salamander loli groggily walks out of her hut into your pimpslap. You tell her to meet you at the river at noon...

>>22726084
>Demon silver, two swords
Oh yeah. I just assumed that demon silver would only be for literal battlefields. I supposed that people would use normal steel while just wandering or adventuring. Technically, lizards could just count on natural weapons to juice men up with mamono mana and use normal steel for beasts. Tackling a lizard barehanded doesn't sound like a sane choice for most humans, and the challenged can turn them down, so demon silver really does fit. Naturally there would have to be steel since the last thing anyone would want to hit with the horny blade is some literal monster without the girl part, not even mamono are into that. Your idea makes more sense.

They're all good girls, but lizards have the market cornered there. You have a point, but I think it is a good gamble if you are distant enough from the lizard villages. Martial tournaments far away would be the best spots to find those strong accomplished sorts of lizards, while the salamander loli anon might want to camp out just outside the village.

I'm having an imagination failure with the "just whip out your cock midfight" strategy. Writefags really need to explore this loose end, the human race's advance in the martial arts demands it. Get to it writefags, share your depravity in melee format!

It just occurred to me that dueling mamono couldn't count on natural weaponry, not if there's a chance that they could slowly corrupt/incubize men into being stronger while fighting them. Hey that's the laziest way to beat a dueling mamono. CQC duels where you just keep getting up until she literally boosts you above her level. Sounds grueling since the wounds would probably be some combination of painful/painfully arousing. But all you need is stupid amounts of will/persistence and enough stamina to last until that point. Am I mis-remembering that mamono induced wounds corrupt men to incubi? I'm drawing a blank on mamono induced wounds when it comes to men.

reminder that all fairies are a snug fit for your dick.

>your daughteru asks mommy to sleep with her and you in bed after she got a nightmare, in the middle of the night

>>22725507
Definitely weird.

>>22727274
but the real question is, can you get a huge collection of fairies for a huge variety of different feelings of using different onahole on your cock? also can you evovle a fairy into a titania from having so much sex? imagine a part of your collection becoming a harem of titanias

>>22727046
You don't, because they aren't real.

>>22727045
Based

>>22727293
>your daughteru asks mommy to sleep with her
Nice

>>22727045
Unbased

>>22727045
you sir are swine
and not my nigga

>>22726447
>Ya lookin' for a Thief? My services ain't cheap buddy.

>>22726447
The streets are full of Mice!

>>22726468
I don't hang out with dorks.

>>22727546
And the mice are full of my cum! At least the middle one will be!

What's the mge flag look like?

>>22727719
>What's the mge flag look like?
There is none.

>>22727724
Yeah but what it look like?

>>22727752
Mostly filled with dicks and hearts.

How much cum can a Hellhound take?

>>22727546
are they wearing.... slices of cheese?

>>22727768
How much do you have?

>>22727768
About as much as you can give.

>>22727768
That's a question to worry about only after you incubize.

>mud-wrestling nude thicc orcs and getting gangbanged by them in the mud because your the farm's slut
>getting mounted and fucked hard by centaurs at the stables to relive their stress
>getting tackled by holstaurs and preventing you from having their milk unless they have your milk
>waking up from a nap, giving a were-sheep a fun ride on your cock without your permission
>getting rammed to the wall for fucking by satyros and drinking her goat milk straight from her udders
>the farmer succubus's pet kobold surprise fucks you from around the corner when you least expect it
>cockatrice are petrifying you endlessly while feeding off your yummy semen from your cock
>the farmer succubus herself rapes you in her love shack when she's horny and molesting you couple times

>>22727768
Enough to enjoy multiple shots from 4 of their husband using a dopel potion.

>>22727822
I wish to do this to my hellhound.

>>22727814
Heaven. Also not my favorite girls, but nice use of cockatrices. Probably could use a doppel potion to pleasure all them, but the pleasure your going to feel from all bodies at the same time might be to much for a normal man.

>>22727551
>Oh look, now she's crying again. Why do you bully her so much more than any of the other monsters, Anon?

>>22727863
that's why the farmer corrupted you after she kidnapped you from a distant order settlement. to prepare for lots of pleasure, as a newly-formed incubus

>>22727844
Me and you both. I'd love to do that while married to a Hellhound

>>22727863
Rare dominant cockatrice
>see a cockatrice
>get petrified and fall on your back
>she rapes your paralyzed body hard
>she gets closer to your face and whispers in your ear
>"Nobody will believe you"

>>22727814
Jokes on them, i'm actually a full-blown pervert who's conditioning them to make a farm harem.

I can't believe Bapho-sama is dead

>>22727906
Hellhounds deserve to have all their holes filled by their husband and filled to the brim with his cum.

>>22727986
>Not believing a boy when he says that "insert race of monster women well known for raping men" raped him.
I would honestly doubt it more if he says he raped her instead.

>>22727814
There's a cockatrice that does exactly that in FOBS. If she manages to petrify you she'll undo the petrification only for your dick before sucking it rapidly.

>>22727905
it all makes sense then. I cant wait to arrive with her.

>>22727986
The other girls on the farm know. They just ignore my complaints scold me for "lying".

>>22727844
>>22727906
>>22728066
This sounds quite fun. Although it would be quite the experience. I wonder what it would feel like to have the same conciousness feeling and controlling 4 different bodies.

>>22728091
>I wonder what it would feel like to have the same conciousness feeling and controlling 4 different bodies.
I always thought of it as suddenly growing extra arms that you can sorta naturally control. But it takes a lot of your mental capacity to do so. So you have 4 bodies but you more or less go on auto pilot since it's kinda hard to not do anything and the X4 the pleasure isn't helping.
By the end of it, you barely know where you are or what you're doing except you can feel her every hole as you fuck her.

>>22727986
Scary!

Filling a Cockatrice's tight cunny with the big thick cock!

>>22728091
>This sounds quite fun. Although it would be quite the experience. I wonder what it would feel like to have the same conciousness feeling and controlling 4 different bodies.
I'd be interested in trying so many potions in MGE for this reason, curiosity of the unknown sensations.

>>22728112
that sounds about what i imagined and what it says in the book.

>>22728129
Same here. Like the tentacle potion sounds really neat to try.

>>22725406
Rejected street fighter character!

>>22728187
I prefer the rejected smash character as a hinezumi.

>>22727903
I'd wipe the tears off her face with my rock hard penis.

>>22726260
>the #methree movement starts cropping up on twitter because of inappropriate contact from monster coworkers.

>>22728129
Yeah, I wish I could go to wonderland and take a week just to try a bunch of them.
I would be surprised if she doesn't end up pregnant by the end of that.

>>22728228

Anon, I...

what species would the world warriors be?

>>22728228
Silly anon penises arent absorbant!

>>22728244
M. Bison but as a lilem

https://twitter.com/Anubisbich/status/1213962495024607232

>>22728229
Real men wouldn't give a shit if a gorgeous woman draped themselves all over them like that. If anything, it'd just be a celebratory hashtag, not a movement

>>22728253
>silly Anon penises aren't absorbant.
I know.

>>22728276
>men start bragging on social media about getting raped by their coworkers.
>Feminists start having a fucking meltdown.

>>22728268
Ah, just when we were talking about hellhounds. Awesome.

>>22725406
>>22725449
>>22725503
I want to rub a Troll girls big, cute feet.

pregnant centaurs!

>>22728268
That's one good looking hellhound

>>22728304
#metoo gets coopted by monsters complaining that their boss doesn't molest them

>I worked under Mr Anon for nearly a year, but I have never been under his desk! #metoo #itstime
>I have been a part of this company for months and I have never been forced to strip naked in front of the board members, this needs to end! #metoo
>The #meetoo is important for teachers too. Thousands of CC monsters over the country selflessly dedicate themselves to teaching our youth and yet they can't teach them the most important skill of all!
>1 out of 7 momsters in the country have had their underwear stolen by their sons for masturbation. We need to teach our boys that ignoring your momster is not right #metoo
>It's time to close the rape gap! #metoo #hellhoundlivesmatter

I want to see what would happen if an amazon tribe and a fairy kingdom got together. Would you see kind and playful muscle women? Or rip and tear faeries, and buff big sisters?

>>22728329
lmao i'm gonna not do anything remotely lewd and provocative to a monster and trigger them, they can't possibly do anything since it's a corrupt system muhahahaha

>>22728329
The first one is so hot. I would get special desks just for me and my secretary waifu. Her spending a good chunk of her time under mine. Polishing my member and having cum pumped down her throat.
Of course some days we would do the opposite with me eating her out as she tries to do her secretarial duties.

>>22728330
Now I’m imagining a bunch of buff fairies hunting a rabbit like how man used to hunt woolly mammoths during the ice age.
I would love to be the communal husband to a tribe of Amazonian Fairies.

you can't escape goth girls

Your favorite MG but wearing a swimsuit with a hoodie jacket

Do you like tall girls?

>>22728475
just a short boy

>>22728475
>>22728504
Save me from Demon Bullies!

>>22728475
Does that eight foot tall ghost count?

>>22728511
Short boys x tall girls is the best!

>>22728419
I think the maximum size faeries are can be around the size of a rabbit, if I remember correctly, so a hunting squad of them could probably challenge a coyote or fox. I wonder if the Titania would lose a wing if they were monsterized by Amazons. Maybe they would have the same wings and horn and tail like Amazons, but have the multicolored features of a fairy wing on it.

>>22728627
Okay, definitely not the size of rabbits. Seeing a 2 foot tall fairy would be horrifying. Guess rabbits are a lot larger than I remembered.

>>22728504
I wanna be abused by a succ like this

>>22728655
lets go get funnel cakes.

>>22728504
>brutalpegging.gif

>An virgin Order Prince/Noble Boy reluctantly accepting the romance from a monstergirl

>>22728672
>A much more Chad Order Prince/Noble Boy openly, happily, graciously and proudly accepting the love and romance of a monstergirl or multiple Monstergirls to form a harem

>>22725606
I prefer her with no clothes.

>>22725606

>>22725406
dont care for trolls but I got to respect smungess of that level

>>22728534
Left or right?

>Isolated tribe of humans out in the deep woods
>Constantly harassed by amazons
>Food, men, and women all taken in random raids
>Small bands of men organized to fight the amazon menace
>Medicine woman outside the village anoints the warriors in sacred tattoos to ward off evil
>Tattoos actually just say "premium fuckmeat" in amazon language
>Medicine woman monsterized a long time ago, has tea with amazons on the weekends
>Tribe thinks counter-attacks are working because every time they send people to fight the raids slow down for a few months
>Amazons just busy with their new spouses

>>22728672
>>22728678
Get this virgin/chad shit out of here

>>22728702
Right all the way

>>22728702
right

>>22728708
>t.virgin

>>22728706
This post reminded me of this thread.
>>/jp/thread/S14334936#p14335889

>>22728723
Hey pal do you realize where you are right now?

>>22728729
You do realize plenty of us have grown up since the threads inception and gotten girlfriends, wives, and lives since then?

>>22728747
>or just give up and fuck horses

>>22728702
I still picture the scene of right chasing after the car with more sympathetic music playing.

>>22728747
Follow the board rules before these threads get nuked into oblivion, don't be stupid

>>22728759
Otakus can have girlfriends, wives, and some forms of social life.
It's literally "a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills." You can have a social life and still be the social awkward black sheep of the circle or date someone willing to date that like another otaku or something along those lines.

>>22728747
All of us have a life outside but not because of that we act like stupid normalfags asking to be told to fuck off

>>22728747
>my situation improved so I'm going to post like a fucking retard
Get the fuck out

>>22728785
It's not about our personal lives, if you have no idea how to properly post on /jp/ just leave

>>22728723
>>22728747
>>22728785
/jp/ is one of the last board (if not the last) free from this crossboarder /v/tard bullshit, if you don't like it then don't fucking post

>>22728329
>>The #meetoo is important for teachers too. Thousands of CC monsters over the country selflessly dedicate themselves to teaching our youth and yet they can't teach them the most important skill of all!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/672234

>>22728800
Anon, please. /v/tard bullshit has been coming and going here for ages now.
Its the containment board that refuses to be contained.

>>22728800
You say this in a thread that doesn't even tell people off for misusing greentext.

>>22728785
>young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.
It doesn't mean young person.

>>22728814
That's THE definition of otaku in several legally backed dictionaries across several languages including japanese.

>Do drop in hockey
>No big Jinko wife to start sniffing me when I get back
It’s the little thing

>>22728819
Not him but dictionaries fuck up words all of the time (literally, decimate)

>>22727719

>>22728830
Off brand fuckeries sure but not the legally backed ones as they're edited and maintained via councils and committees. If they say the definition is X then the definition is now X as language is fluid but the systems in place ensure it never drifts too far as a result. It's not even a biased "we thinks so so its so" editorial either but a crowd sourced communally generated opinion from its use across society. It's "young people" because that's who the word pertains to as considered by society at large and so they add it in to reflect that.

What kind of monster girl would tolerate my eccentric and unique style of culinary preparation

>>22728853
Depends on how eccentric and unique we're talking.

>telling ghost stories after sex

>>22728853
Define eccentric and unique.

Which monstergirl would be the most likely to enter a furry convention
excluding siths

>>22728867
>>22728859
My homemade soup recipes have been described as "anathematical to all known forms of decency" and "similar to the taste of low-grade janitorial soap"

>>22728868
Selkie, duh

>>22728823
>no hockey MG to kick a garbage can in the locker room and yell "fuckin embarrassing"

>>22728880
The fuck. Are you using lye and lutefisk?

>no yandere kitsune gf to entrap me with powerful illusion magic so that she will never lose me

>>22728880
What the fuck are you doing?

>>22728891
Wheel snipe celly!

>>22728895
That's classified information. All that I can tell you is that soft drinks are involved.

>>22728868
None. Not a single one.

>>22728904
>soft drinks are involved.
>soup
Actual heresy and blasphemy.

>>22728900
>Her seals burn.
>thats when you know your fucked.

>>22728904
This is bait, isn't it?

>>22728916
I'm hoping that's in the literal sense.

>>22728911
>>22728917
I just now remembered that image of doritos and mountain dew in a bowl.

>>22728917
No.

>>22728917
>inb4 sweet sundae ramen

>>22728891
What's funny is I know a guy who had a clip on ESPN of him kicking the crap out of a garbage can for years.

>>22728702
the right. i don't find cute sexy. i want actual sexy

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember monday is the best day to pick up cakes at the office.

>>22729111
But anon, aren't we the cakes?

>>22729111
what flavor is the cake

>>22729119
Oh you.
Yes.


>>22729121
Pineapple upsidedown.

>>22729121
Fox flavor.

>>22729121
Loneliness and depression.

>>22729121
crab

i want to put cheese on my dick and bring it near a rat so she'll suck my dick!

Thinking about thick, untrimmed hellhound bush

>>22729121
alcoholism, existential angst, and poverty. also sour cherries, whipped topping and chocolate
blackforestgateaumonstergirl.jpeg

>>22729135
hairy hellhound that didn't shave her body! hairy pits, hairy tummy, hair legs, hairy hair, hairy arms, and most of all...hairy rape-dog pussy! she doesn't care how hairy she is, raping hubby is only important, and she doesn't care if her hair is covered in cum! sticky cum-soaked pube forest on her rape-dog pussy! disgustingly sexual wife is best!

>>22728729
>Tfw I lost my virginity this morning and now I can't post here anymore.
>Nostoppingthespiralintosadnessnow.jpg

>>22729134
can't you grow cheese on your dick? just wondering

>>22729153
Let's keep it at pits and pussy, please

>>22727192
I would think you had more opportunity to use demon metals in a civil setting. I imagine murder is more hardcore a crime than it is in the modern world, given the proclivities. If you wanna defend yourself and not piss off some single MG's a non lethal magical metal is kinda the way to go. Even if not all humans had one, any MG intending to use weapons on a man would have one for sure. As for the other unfortunate outcome you mentioned, I'm sure there's a niche for that in human societies. MG degeneracy ends at being unable to procure SE. Everything up until that is on the table. Including turning your human husband into an animal temporarily. I imagine everything past that is off limits, maybe not because they hate it, maybe just because it serves no purpose and they'd rather be doing other things. Like extracting SE.

I also feel like it's a decent gamble. It also depends on where you hang out, Like exclusive high end adventurer bars.

I don't doubt that mamono mana wounds could infect men. In fact for girls like redcap I'm sure it's a must. I do however question if it's so quick acting that you're able to transform mid fight, fighting is stupid intensive on the stamina. I guess passively getting beaten up is easier, but then she'd tire out before you did. Though you have to be aware that they can cripple you. Mamono wounds are basically kids play fighting. Some one smacks your arm with a toy sword and you're supposed to pretend you lost it. I'm sure with enough will power you can ignore that and push through the pleasure/pain, I imagine it would be like trying to make with the sensory equivalent of broken limbs. Your body might go into shock. I really have to wonder what boner related shock looks like. You probably just fall to the ground cumming, as your body tries to expel all the excess mamono mana.

>>22729131
I remember you.

>>22729163
hellhounds have hairy limbs so we get hairy arms and legs regardless, sorry bro. what's wrong with hairy tummy tho? have you seen those vertical c-section-shaped hairs? just askin

>>22729153
>Hairy hair
>His wife doesnt shave her hair hair
>>22729163
>He doesn't want to be tickled while he's raped.
Ur a gay nigger.

Hair fetish is best fetish.

>>22729153
Please coom before posting.

>>22729185
I guess I didn't really register the fur as being hair. And you're right, extended pubic hair is kinda hot.

>>22729020
Can't believe this character was killed off so quickly.

>>22729159
Yes, but that's dirty dried up cum. I bet cancers love exploring underneath a man's foreskin for some yummy smegma and keep her hubby's dick nice and clean while keeping her tummy full of uneaten cum

I want to be taught dirty things by a lonely CC kejourou in a secluded mountain home.

Don't bully nerdwan too much. She'll get into her mommy's box of fun things and come into school like a cowboy kid with pockets full of demon silver bullets. It'll be a tragic orgy as the kids who couldn't outrun her gun drop like sacks of cum, as she coldly and calculatingly hunts you down room by room until you've nowhere left to run but the roof. And in the cold afternoon winds with helicopters and the nation watching she'll rape you on the roof for the world to see you're her slut now.

>>22729210
i want a kejourou to train me to be an excellent prostitute in a reverse-gender-role order settlement

>>22729257
I think you're mistaking me for someone who's actually attractive, and a bully.

>>22729156
You can't post just don't post like a crossboarder retard, and you are exactly doing that

What sort of personality would alligator MGs have? How would the alligator's death spin and hunting tactics translate into MG behavior?

>>22729351
Alligators are very motherly, they would be probably be trashy or trailer girls

>>22729376
>spoilers
Hot. I want one to be my momster.

>>22729184
I'm not usually one for muscles, but she's hot

>>22729376
>playing a game of golf using improvised tools and implements with a gator momster who dispenses life advice and folksy wisdom in between sips of the worst, cheapest beer imaginable
Cute

>>22729351
>Southern, Cajun accent strongfat Alligator girls.
>Don't wear much other than old, swamp water-stained overalls and shirts.
>Aggressive and territorial, especially towards city-slickers and foreigners.
>Live in shacks out in the swamp, spend most of their time making moonshine, sunbathing and fishing. Occasionally come into town to grab supplies or for a drink, but most of the time keep to themselves.
>Oddly enough, are incredibly good dancers, grabbing men and spinning around with them while others play instruments in rhythm.

>>22729406
>>22729409
Might be tanned for catching the sun too much Only jean shorts and a top bikini too

>>22729409
I want to get lost in one of their swamps!

Don't you want to just comb her mane?

>>22729166
True, there would be a rationale for demon silver being common place, even in order locations. The major possible exception being the order while battling mamono. They have no desire to take prisoners. Everyone basically agrees on disliking human murder, but the order's stupidity implies it would issue straight steel on the battlefield. The order would use demon silver for peacekeeping and policing, but only with the human populace. Mamono are the sane ones here, you make it obvious that there are multiple reasons for them to pack demon silver.

Yeah, I guess it was too optimistic of me to assume that humans wouldn't try to increase the possible causes of "death by misadventure". It makes us look like the real perverts, honestly. At least mamono perversion has a consistent premise and endpoint. The hunger for mana gives them a method to their madness, a razor sharp focus seldom found it the perversions of the usual weeb or neckbeard. It's beautiful in a way, like a Masterwork Longsword or Katana. But those deserve far better than my meager descriptions can do justice.

I do know that mamono mana wounds are fast acting when dealt to human women, but lore says that human women are mana magnets/vortexes. So that may not apply to men. Since the mamono mana found in different species byproducts is different, then the transformation potential of wounds inflicted by different species would vary too. KC is pretty unhelpful here, unless there's a chart or something I don't remember. I'd assume that any order tolerated species would have a weak transformation potential and that this would be the opposite for species native to demon realms. That's about all I can think of without an explicit information. KC really needs to go full-on rpg to make his stuff fit together and fill in gaps. But knowing him, even if he did do that, all he would end up working out is jizz, rape, and doki mechanics. S m h.

People do severely overestimate the duration of actual fights, but the conventions of a duel might give enough room for it. I guess it depends on if she's willing to let the man she's beating the crap out of keep dragging himself to his feet, like a shonen protagonist. Personally, I think there's no way in hell that the dueling species could avoid jizzing their pants a bit in that situation.

Being maimed or crippled is naturally a strong possibility, since we are both avoiding some of the retardation that is mamono mana mechanics. The total nullification of injury lands in pants on head cartoonland. There's nothing innately wrong with that, unless you actually need to determine the winner of a fight. A determined man willing to take a beatdown would in fact save stamina. A normal man would win, assuming that he's still **functional** enough by the time she's tired from kicking his ass.

So aside from the sensory/mental effect of mamono wounds, we've knocked together a half-decent strategy that even an untrained chump could use to win against a dueling mamono. And without any sort of magic, incubi/heroic power either. Naturally all of this is even possible because mamono are going to hold back in a dueling context, but it still looks like we've spun some gold from the straw.

I'm utterly drawing a blank when it comes to the sensory effects of mamono wounds on men. I vaguely remember coming to the conclusion that it would vary by species, but cannot remember why. Interesting point you make about shock, which can occasionally be fatal in and of itself. I think processing the mamono mana would have to give some sort of complication. Technically shock and effects of mamono mana would be two different things, so the mental strain might actually stack for the man. Your suggestions of intense sensation and orgasms make sense in context. I'll suggest delirium and spasms as the non-sexual equivalents of those, which could be expected if the man can somehow shake off enough mamono mana effects to avoid depravity, but not the entire effect.

All of this talk of mental effects brings to mind the notion that mamono could possibly beat men into a state of being 'mere' males. Interesting possibility, and not one that often comes up here.

>>22729257
>I reason with my cigarette
>Then say your hair's on fire
>You must have lost your wits, yeah
Better story than the original imo.

>>22729530
>futa lion doujins

>>22729314
>2015
>Exiled thread from /a/
>Oldfags: "muh /a/ days"
>2020
>Still in exile
>reeeeee cross boarders

Fuck off newfag.

>>22729575

>>22729575
We're not jews, /a/ isn't our promised land. We /jp/ now

God bless monster women from simple girls with maybe cat ears to full blown barely human I would gladly be with a snake women of them all where to even begin man

>>22729582
I don't like mono eyes because I like slants in eyes.

>>22729257
Fuck off.

>>22729585
>We're not jews
foreskins say otherwise

>>22729600
I still have mine

>>22729600
All on his place

>>22729602
illegal foreskin

>>22729530
>Gao!~
>Aren't you scared little boy?~

>>22729600
I'm not a clap haha, I haven't been mutilated.

>>22729592
Maybe you shouldn't have bullied her

>>22729616
Maybe you should stop forcing this /v/ level meme, man, it's kind of pathetic

So do monstergirls prefer cut or uncut?

>>22729625
They prefer penis

>>22729625
If it makes cum, they like it.

>>22729631
same

>>22729625
Tanukis definitely prefer cut

>>22729257
Nerdwan will be bullied because she's a nerd, nerd.

>A German suplex is just a combat-ready hug.

>>22729645
Gonna make sure that Cheshire is constantly filled to the brim with kittens

>>22729682
They'll be just as bad as she is!

Maybe worse!

>>22729658
>You will never be Suplexed by a Yeti into a thick layer of snow.
>Leaving your lower body exposed to whatever lewd things she can think of, while you're stuck.

>>22729645
why is cheshire so perfect for anal sex

>>22729625
The opposite of whichever you have.

>>22729638
>Cardiologist
You mean gastroenterologist right?

I want to keep my soda cans cold by putting them in Glacies-chan's ass!

>>22729737
gay

>>22726756
why

>>22726863
I'm sure that wasn't your intentions when you adopted a daughter.

>>22729585
I just think its hypocritical to be complaining about crossboarders as a crossboarder. Pot calling the kettle black desu.

>>22726866
Come to think of it I haven't seen him post a commission in months.

>>22729701
Because hardcore anal decimation is the true test of love and a Cheshire's love is the purest.

>>22729802
You weren't born on /jp/.

>>22729815
Neither was the thread.

>>22729737
Store them in an anti-yeti, her cold dead heart is perfect for keeping wine at peak flavor.

>>22729205
This dumpster smells like cum and uneaten pizza

>>22729801
Course not, but that's how they get their foot in the door.

We know there are some monsters (like Salamanders) that like strong men. Are there any monsters that like weak men or feel attracted to the weakness in a man rather than his strenght?

>>22729802
>Pot calling the cucktle blacked desu.
haha a lil bit of crossboarder /v/ humor for you, my fellow crossboarder

>>22729896
I think protective CC monstergirls do. Or a Shirohebi who will defend you from all the other girls in your life.

>>22728672
>>22728678
I don't get it.

Why would a self respcting mamono elope an Order Prince or Order Noble child?

>>22729916
A dragon who read a book about dragons doing that sort of thing.

>>22729883
I was being sarcastic, why would a single man adopt a monstergirl if not to fuck her? The man who claims otherwise is a liar.

>>22729939
Compassion.

>>22729645
>when they see anon eating alone at a cafeteria

>>22729951
>they see
judging by the picture, cheshire doesn't even have eyes so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

>>22726260
>>22728229
>>22728276
>>22728304
>>22728329
>>22728804

>I have something important to say!
>Too many girls are getting raped by men in this day and age, and I'm disgusted!
>For every 3 women raped, only 1 man is raped!
>Why is it that when men fails a rape nothing happens, but when I fail to rape, I get charged with breaking the law?
>This is clear bias, and mamono such as us Hellhounds are tired of it!
>We should rape in peace too!

>Paladins are beating and crippling us hellhounds as an astronomical rate for crimes that did not happen, their abuse of power is evident to the disproportionate amount of hellhound victims compared to other demographics. Frankly, it should be illegal for men to defend themselves. #handsupdontsmite

>>22729951
In P.E. they're gonna jump him in the locker room and take his pants.

>>22729883
>foot in door
L-lewd.
>>22729896
Amazons, Dark Elves, and Ocelomeh want you to be their housemaking hebitches and public cuntslaves. They're getting wet right now at the thought of your delicate bones and mousey disposition. You'll be fine as long as you keep the alcohol and food coming and don't interrupt their sportsball and poker. If you're especially demure and self effacing your strong waifu might show you who wears the metaphorical pants by slapping your ass or making your testicles submissively empty into her hungry dominant womb, rectum, or mouth.

You'll spend your days covered in the scent of her juices so that every rando in a 5 mile radius will know exactly who you belong to and serve. You'll be proud and fulfilled to be possessed and controlled by her strong loving hand or paw. The constant odor of her juices will fill you with the comfort of being wrapped in her strong musky scent. At any moment she may wrap her arms and orifices around you, making your soul warm with the joy of being encased in her steely strong softness.

As is fitting for a servile hole pleasing husband who knows better than to maintain eye contact, you'll be appreciated for your passive and agreeable nature. Your cock will rise at her command. Your heart will throb ecstatically when you get to show your appreciation for her overpowering feminine power by doing chores, being domestic, or simply nodding your docile homemaking head in agreement.

This is your life and you will fucking love every second of it. And you'll love it even more if you beg, because she'll take pity on you and pamper you like the anxious needy thing you are. You lucky pansy.

>>22729983
This is actually cringy as fuck.

>>22729983
I gotta agree with >>22730001 on this one. Where the hell is this trying to go?

>>22729620
I wrote this just for you anon, I hope you like it.

pastebin.com/N3Afuc8Q

>>22730026
I dunno where this is going, but it clearly lost all self-awareness already

>>22728747
DAS RITE
*fucks girlfriend drunk*
SO DIS NERDS BE SAYIN'
*bursts in laughter to a tv show*
WHAT DIS NERD BOIS IS SAYIN'
*watches his wife shit out quadruplets*
THAT WE NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T
*farts loudly in front of people*
THAT WE CAN'T LIKE BE
*hits son*
SOME FINNA
*learns of daughter's heroin addiction*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE CAN'T BE
*gets divorced raped*
LIKE MONSTER GIRL LOVERS
*rots in trailer*
AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

>>22727768
Dunno about cum, but the average one can take about 8-10 floors of falling down, be careful.

You see this purple belly? Put your face on it.

>>22730163
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>22730163
Actual cringe.

>>70314723
>>22728672
>>70314707
>>22728329
>>70314946
>>22729983
Can you cringy /tg/ inbreds keep this autism -only- in your shithole and not mindlessly repost in here, too?

>>22730202
I can think of better places to put my face on.

>>22730387
They aren't smart enough to be autistic, they are just retarded.

>small Ocelomeh walks in on her mom keeping the dad on her lap and giving him headpats right when the mom calls him "my cute little sugarplum"

>>22730387
I want to buy the janny a beer right now.

>>22730437
So... where's the black guy's place in all that?

>>22730457
On the ocelomeh's lap.

>>22729257
I suppose I should clarify that this
>pastebin.com/N3Afuc8Q Pumped up Wans
Is an actual short based on the concept and not just a meme response to some angry dude.

>>22730474
it's an actual piece of shit based on a shitty meme, yes, we noticed

>>22730487
>we

>>22730491
>implying

>>22730496
Which bit's the meme, out of curiosity? Is it the girl of the shooting? There was a little disconnect writing a hellhound that basically didn't act like a hellhound at all

>>22730487
Fuck off you faggots, anything you guys don't like it's a meme?

>>22730509
no, something you're so desperately trying to force is a meme, and a bad one at that

>>22730534
I want to clarify, are we talking about nerd wan or the shooter meme?

>>22730546
Not me. But yes, >>22730534 answer my question here >>22730504, you nerd

>>22729830
>anti-yeti
You need a Yeti-Wight, a Yeti who lived in isolation her whole life and never had anyone to hug, then died cold and alone in her mountaintop cabin

She wears regal, fur lined clothing and her Wight hands give cold hugs with depression powers similar to Ice Queen's

>>22730555
No.

>>22730387
>/tg/
>autism came from here first then got reposted over there like always
Stop flinging shit everywhere and learn to contain your own thread.

>>22729984
>anon has to run all over the school naked to get his pants back
Being in MG high school is suffering

>>22730651
If it was me, I'd just tell everyone I got new fancy spider silk pants, they're so fine it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
NOTHING AT ALL

>>22730642
It happens both ways around, likely from the same poster.

>>22730651
Just act like normal and when you get the chance plop thermite in their bag made from art room and shop class supplies.
You gotta learn how to deal with bullies, anon.

>>22729951
>>when they see anon eating alone at a cafeteria
At least they aren't this wimpy loser.

>>22730925
Fuck off.

>>22730642
/tg/ posts happened earlier than their counterparts here you genuinely ill individual.

I wang the big, heavy assault model automatons.
Actually, I want to go dungeon delving for automatons in general

>>22731018
>#metoo and Chad/virgin fuckery posted 6 hours before anything makes it to /tg/
>anon so stupid he can't tell 6 hours difference thinks he has any right to go calling others ill

>Unicorn that is completely clueless about sex
>Has never done it, seen it, heard it, or anything
>All she knows is that it's used for reproduction and that it involves genitals
Imagine the shock on her face as she witnesses it for the first time
Imagine the shear pleasure she's enveloped by as she is ravished for the first time
Imagine how obsessed she becomes over it as her life starts to completely revolve around copulating with her husband.
Imagine watching he go from pure, innocent girl to a depraved deviant that'd give a jabberwock a run for her money

>>22731058
Imagine her going from oure unicorn that knows nothing to bicorn that only wants more and is never satisfied.

>>22731081
That's the only logical conclusion

>>22730925
>Dump her lunch tray on her head and watch her cry, Anon! Kyahahaha!

>>22731081
>That was really weird but it felt good and I liked it
>...
>My husband should do that to other girls so they feel good too

>>22731081
and you can no longer satisfy her so she cheats on you with your black friend

>>22731120
Anon’s getting one hell of a Kabedon in high school

>>22731081
I wanna commit genocide on unicorns by fucking them all and converting them into bicorns. Does this make me evil, or am I just super horny?

>>22731175
That's normal. All unicorns are future bicorns anyway. The dynamics of the race alone assure that someday their whole race will just be bicorns.

>>22731231
Not everyone wants to cheat on their wife like a faggot.

>>22731240
only faggots don't cheat because they are too scared to spread their seed and assert their dominance

Its bicorns all the way down, boys.

Am I the only one that imagines ghouls as incredibly active and athletic, like, clinging to walls and leaping and the like? I don't know how or why, but in my head they've really taken on the roles of the more ridiculous super zombies of modern fiction.

>>22731350
Not at all.

>>22731175
I'll commit my life to preventing this degenerate from ever enacting his plan and become the Unicorn King.

Today we will play the game of games! The 20 square game! Also known as the Royal game of Ur!

Why are monster girls so perfect?

>>22731701
Mamano mana, son! They soften in response to physical trauma! I could break the Order High Priest in two... with my bare hands! You can’t hurt me, anon!

>>22731781
I'm gonna scream "Rules of nature" when finishing off my lizard girl opponent.

i want to sniff a demon's pussy

>>22731781
>Mistral is a hecatoncheires if KC ever makes a profile on them
>Sundowner is a soldier beetle
>Sam is a lesser succubus
>Monsoon is just Monsoon and nobody notices

>>22731895
>>Sundowner is a soldier beetle
That would have to be the most smug Soldier Bettle to have ever existed.

>>22731602
Maybe we can settle for some good old Master of Magic instead? No? Maybe Age of Wonders? Or Heroes of Might and Magic? If you're feeling really kinky, then Civilization?

>>22731781
>You can’t hurt me, anon!
Yes I can.
Monstergirls will never, ever be real.

>>22731440
I never knew a kiss could look so lewd.

>>22731939
Choose your HoMM harem.
I’m personally reserving HoMM3 Dungeon.

>>22731956
Necropolis

>>22731956
It's Dungeon, because medusas. And black dragons.
Also I always thought that red and black dragons eat sulfur to fuel their fire breath. Dunno how that's supposed to work, but still.

>>22731895
Monsoon is a Cheshire.

>>22731895
>Monsoon is just Monsoon and nobody notices
The memes Jack!

This far, and no further!

>>22731956
HoMM5 inferno. Fucking love that faction, even if their faction power sucks.