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>>2271461
I loved you're mommy.

>>2271467
Fascinating.

Well, it's better than having kids hitting their fuckwit parents like in the west.

Love is harmless, mayne.

>>2271467I loved you are mommy
Think before you contract, anon.

How can I convince my mom to have sex with me?

>>2271532
Tell her you've never seen a vagina and you're curious about what they look like. Or just start a sexual conversation and tell her you feel 'safer' talking it over with her, and go from there.

I wish my mom was hot.

You people disgust me.

My mom is annoying as fuck and fat as hell, DO NOT WANT.

However, there is this cute older lady that I'm totally attracted to.

>>2271547

Sounds foolproof!

>>2271550

>>2271601
It isn't, but it's a start. If you have one of those loving mother types it might work.

>>2271592BAAAAAAAW NO ONE WANTS MY LOOSE VAGINA

To a child, mother is god

>>2271547
Are you trying to ruin his family?

>>2271618
No it's not. And your dick is just too small.

Well, I'm a sister guy, but cute moms are okay too.


>>2271640
gb2 the kitchen.

>>2271624

Nothing brings a family together like incest.

This thread needs more Juan Gotoh.

I could never think that way about my mom. She's always been there for me and as i've gotten older i've been there for her aswell, through good times and shit ones too.

Maybe your mothers didn't love you enough? I'd do anything to make sure my mom stays healthy and happy. I go around her place every day and give her a massive hug, we eat together, we snuggle up and watch TV together, we spoil eachother with expensive gifts.

I love my mom, mayneee. I probably sound like a gigantic faggot, but I really do.

>>2271776
>I go around her place every day and give her a massive hug
>we snuggle up and watch TV together
>I could never think that way about my mom

Am I the only one that sees something terribly wrong here?

also, single tear, that's beautiful

>>2271776
I think you two would make excellent lovers.

>>2271776
I myself would never think of ravaging my mother. The thought of her caressing my face in a motherly way as I slowly unhook her bra and suckle gently on one plump nipple never crosses my mind. The idea of pulling down her lacy pink panties and diving face first into the warm, wet place where I came from as I squeeze her round buttocks horrifies me. And it would be unthinkable to even talk about jamming my dick into that place and filling her with my hot sperm as she calls out my name and I yell out "mother, I love you!"

In short, this is a fallacy.

>>2271640
Butthurt ugly cunt

>>2271776
My mom beats me with newspapers, the hoover and pretty much whatever's in her reach when I try to hug her or say something cheesy like 'I love you'.

Why can't I have a soft mom like yours? Tsundere mom is no fun.

>>2271806
Picturing a fully grown man getting beaten by his mom with newspapers makes me laugh for some reason.

>>2271776
brb finding a girlfriend so we can make a kid like you

>>2271794
Lol.

>>2271837

>>2271837
>Lol

Go back to /b/, slut. Maybe they'll appreciate your loose vagina.

>>2271806
A tsundere mom is fine too.

I put a hidden camera in my mom's room a couple of years ago so I could look at her getting changed.

Shit was awesome.

>>2271842
lolitrollyou.jpg

>>2271864
What's your mom look like?

>>2271870

>>2271880
Second

We had this thread not long ago.
This time it's just even shittier.

>>2271880
She's pretty hot, I'm an only child so I guess childbirth didn't wreck her body too much.

>>22717792
You're a lucky motherfucker, you know that?

My mom treats me like trash. Fucking skank deserves to be hit by a car, maybe when she's dying in her hospital bed she'll finally treat me with the respect I deserve.

>>2271893
No. Go into detail. Like her haircolor and things like that...

>>2271776
You're a lucky motherfucker, you know that?

My mom treats me like trash. Fucking skank deserves to be hit by a car, maybe when she's dying in her hospital bed she'll finally treat me with the respect I deserve.

>>2271898
>>2271893
Also share pics/video if possible.

Have you ever tried to seduce her?

>>2271776
You're a lucky motherfucker, you know that?

My mom treats me like trash. Fucking skank deserves to be hit by a car, maybe when she's dying in her hospital bed she'll finally treat me with the respect I deserve.

>>2271864
Relevant to my penis.

Tell me MORE.

>>2271898
Oh. Er... I'm not so great at this kind of thing... well she's got shoulder length brown hair, her boobs are nice and big but not too big, she has brown eyes as well. She used to work as a hairdresser so her hair is always nice, and she wears a couple of wrings and a silver bracelet. She divorced my dad years ago when I was a kid, so up until recently before I left for college we were living together just the two of us.

>>2271917
>wrings
fuck I meant RINGS

>>2271917
>>2271920
Do you still carry pictures of her on your HD?

>>2271917
What kind of bra and panties does she wear? Surely you must have seen them through your hidden camera.

>>2271926
Yes, I have a folder containing pictures of her.

>>2271903
If masturbating into her used underwear counts as seducing then yes.

>>2271776
>>2271806

true men aren't ashamed of being momma's boys

>>2271933
Break em out man

>>2271931
A lot of them are lacey or frilly. I like her purple one the best.

Why do so many threads on /jp/ derail into dipshit kids trying to write fiction about the female members of their family?

Fucking stop it, it's pathetic. Atleast try to make it sound convincing.

>>2271944
Faggot, rape her already. She wouldn't say no.

I'm fucking laughing at this thread, but its not mean, no really trust me.

>>2271917
>>2271933
You really ought to put a move on her. At least see if you've got a shot.

Mother love you unconditionally, its only natural to return the favor.

This thread made me throw up. Seriously guys, what happened to lolis?

>>2271949
what makes it worse is that he replies to himself

>>2271974

Loli imouto is fine too

>>2271949
>>2271974
>>2271985
So many loose cunts in this thread. Or one replying to themselves over and over.

>>2271974
>people have different tastes? fuck this shit! *punches wall, is 300 lbs*

>>2271942
No way in hell, peoples lives have been ruined on the internet for less.

>>2271951
I don't have the balls to

>>2271968
adive would be appreciated

>>2271997
I only replied to myself once.

>>2271792

Bravo anon, bravo.

>>2272034
Your best bet would be to watch some kind of movie or show with her that has incest in it. You can use it to probe her views.

Also, start being more touchy-feely with her. Hug her at random times, and give her flowers.

>>2272214

Probing her for her opinion on incest while watching a movie/show with incest in it might be a little too obvious.

>>2272282
Well obviously you have to be clever about it.

I had a mother-incest related dream quite recently, which I don't remember clearly at all, but I remember it was very pleasant. I'd kill to have dreams like that more often.

The dream was just about a mother figure, though, not my real mom. Which sums up my view on the subject, I'm very much into mother figures, but I don't really care much for my real mom. What now, Freud?

>>2272319

Freud can't answer, as he's dead.

Zombie Freud, on the other hand, might.

>>2272319

You probably just like being dominated by women.

>>2272319

You like the Onee-san type, don't you ?

A mother is a woman too, /jp/.

And all women need to be pleased.

>>2272504

Oh, wait, wait, I have a better one:

Your mother was young when you were inside of her, /jp.

Help her feel young again.

>>2272516
Fap fap fap.

would someone please ban this faggot?

he makes threads like these and replies to himself every single fucking day

>>2272542

So it's me:

>>2272504
>>2272516

And some other guy talking to himself?

>>2272542
No anon, you are the faggots.

Best mother.

>>2272647
That's a rewrite. She's actually his older sister.

>>2272647

This is horrible editing skill. I usually shove most crap down my throat but this is too much.

>>2272647

SAUCE NOW. MY ERECT PENIS IS AN EYESORE.

>>2272700
The real sauce is this.

>>2272714

Thanks anon.

>>2272635
What is this?

>>2272759
Anti-aging Mama.

>>2272402
>>2272431
Fuck, you're right. It's a bit of a guilty pleasure, though. I feel really lousy for being attracted to people who can take care of me, as I should be perfectly capable of taking care of myself. I just can't help going back to the fantasy. It's so... pleasant.

>>2273827

Don't worry, this is /jp/. Calling you weird or pathetic would be like the charred, blackened wasteland devoid of anything remotely resembling life calling the kettle black.

No one will ever love you like your mother.

>>2274910
Except your father.

Unless he is disappoint.

>>2275545
But that's a nee-san, not a mother.

>>2275546
Nee-san, mother... it's a kind, doting older girl who shares your DNA either way.

Why are mothers so much better-looking in Japan?

>>2276652
because they're 2D

>>2276763
The 3D ones look better too.

>>2272034
Take it easy with things. I spent years carrying a torch for my mother, and finally started slowly dropping some hints since last August or September. By January, we had progressed to a more physical relationship (random hugging and such) and while it wasn't outright said at the time, she understood how I really felt about her. Now we're practically like young lovers, and all that time spent slowly making sure that she knew how I felt was so worth it.

>>2277102
How are things going now? What do you mean by "like young lovers"?

>>2277102
So did you stick it in her?

>>2277127
Pretty much making out with each other when we have the place to ourselves, feeling her up, that kinda stuff.

>>2277128
A couple times. She doesn't want to do it at home so that we don't get caught (she specifically stated by my sister, making no mention of my dad, so I'm not sure how to interpret that), so we went out to do it.

Premature ejaculation is a bitch.

>>2277226
>>alien323.jpg

In during Marimite.

>>2277226
Can you give us details about the first time you did it with her? I'd love to hear your story.

>>2277243
There isn't a whole lot to tell. We rented out a room at a hotel (we had went on a little road trip, so it was nowhere near local), and pretty much started as soon as we got in the room. I spent too much time on foreplay, so by the time I put the condom on, I was about ready to burst. She got into my lap, back facing me, and I started to play with her nipples and nibble on her right ear while we were doing it. I only lasted for a couple minutes before I came, so I switched one of my hands to play with her clit until she came. Turns out she squirts, so we had to clean that up before we cuddled up and went to bed.

The next morning was much better, she rode me, and I was able to last longer since it went in as soon as it got hard. We pretty much spent the rest of that morning in bed just playing with each other until it was time to check out.

My mother is dead ;_;

>>2277386

Living the dream man...

>>2277386
You are the god of /jp/...

How did the subject of sex come up? Did you have to say anything or was it pretty much unspoken?

And can you pinpoint the turning point in your relationship? Did you notice a clear moment when she seemed to realize your true feelings for her?

>>2277386
I torn between feelings of envy and BROFIST.

>>2277386

Fascinating.

I draw the line at having sex with your mother.

That's just.... wrong dude.

Sister can be excused under the right circumstances, being old enough and all that, but mother is just wrong in every sense.

I wonder what it makes me if I popped a boner at your story?

Gay?

Hot for your mom?

I don't know, but I DO envy you.

>>2277578
sup moralfag, get your ass back to /r9k/

true bros don't judge each other

>>2277578

No its not. I don't understand why ou find it wrong. If you say its your mom, I still won't understand.

>>2277522
Late January was when I knew for sure she felt the same about me as I did toward her. there was plenty of evidence before hand, but I still wanted to be cautious.

Sex came up pretty much because she knew I wanted it, and she laid down the rule of not in the house. Our little road trip came about because we wanted to do it, the trip itself was a bonus.

>>2277682
I know everything you write is bullshit, but it still gets me rock hard.

>>2277682
Planning on taking any more trips soon?

Why does this thread get repeated every single day?

>>2277682

Is your mom hot or just average? I imagine that it would be much easier if your mom was decently attractive.

>>2277725
One the end of this month, and one in May to visit the aunt and cousin who visited us back in January.

>>2277763
She's attractive. Good build, she stays fit, and still has a youthful air to her. I find she's actually better looking now than she was a few years ago. Having less stress since my sister passed the little kid stage helped out.

>>2277842
How did you feel when you saw her naked for the first time(at least for long time, assuming you saw her naked when you were little)? Was she as hot as you thought she would be?

>>2277884
I had previously saw her naked when I was 17, so I mostly knew what to expect. Her stomach is leaner than it was back then though, and her arms and legs are more toned. I had also seen her in a bikini as recently as last summer, so there wasn't any big surprises.

Seeing her nude again, and in a sexual way this time did cause me to get a hard on faster than usual, which she kinda found comical. It was one of those moments where I just wanted to stare at her and take it all in for a few minutes.

>>2278019

Does she shave her pussy?

>>2278019
How did you see her naked when you were 17?

What did she say when she saw you get hard that fast? What did you do for foreplay? Do you tell each other "I love you" a lot?

Sorry for all the questions, but it's kind of unique to get someone with actual incest experience here.