/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just curious, does anyone else feel like it's a little bit like a game of chicken to whoever remakes the thread first?

Have these threads been getting archived earlier?
I've seen them going at page 8 and 9

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember the Comfy Defense (TM).
If you look comfy enough in your bed, a monster girl who breaks in won't rape you!
She'll just get comfy in your bed with you.

>>22710190
Yes

I've given up on participating because I always fuck it up and I bet I'm not alone.

>>22710190
Yes, it's kinda amusing desu

>>22710195
Idolfag's been bumping the board forever.

Be nice to heckwan and don't bully her.


Those shorty cheshires on the other hand...

>>22710180
When you guys think of the MGE setting, what langue do you think they use as the "common" langue? English? Japaneses? Your native langue? Some langue not from out world?
Or maybe you just never think about that.

I'd dare say the common tongue is Finnish and Abyssal Mamono speak Welsh. It's basically Lovecraftian madness language already.

>>22710271
English for simplicity.
Although Zip/Mist use Moon/Nip where applicable.

>>22710264
Don't care, breeding both.

Thinking about Minotaur cowboys(girls)

>>22710264
She just wants to study but I want my hands all over those cute little sweater puppies.

>>22710264
She looks like she smells nice.

>tfw an Oni offers you 2 cows in exchange for the right to wed and bed you

>muey thai jinko

>>22710327
i would accept a small oni

>>22710271
I'd like to take the doctor who approach, and just say that [mamano mana] translates everything it can.

>>22710327
what am I suppose to do with 2 cows?

>>22710205
>Mastah did his best again today and fell asleep at his desk, so Kiki princess carries him back to the bed
>carefully tucks him in tight with the softest blankets and pillows she has, freshly laundered and smelling wonderful
>with a beaming smile like a mother full of pride, she watches him settle in and grip the blankets closer
>overwhelming urge to just take him right then and there, but how could she ever interupt such a well deserved, adorable rest?
>instead, she just decides to kneel at his bedside, leaning over to place her torso beside him so she can just listen to his precious breathing for a moment
>she didn't realize how tired she was herself. The sound of his breathing is so soothing...
>Kiki will wake up tomorrow with Mastah's hand on her head, patting her and wishing her a good moring, and her blush won't fade until long after breakfast

>>22710264
Cheshires deserve all the love and affection in the world.

>>22710368
Cheshires deserve to be insulted by witches

I want to play the bongos on a loli Kiki's butt!

>>22710368
I want to comfort a cuddlecat childhood friend after her stagefright causes her to completely bomb her stand-up debut.

>>22710264
Bully the nerd!

>>22710354
I just want to pull ms. kiki into bed for some snuggles

>>22710205
The classic Yeti-fence

I really just want to kiss a Hellhound's abs and have my head get pushed down "a little further south"...

>>22710484
Just imagine fucking and cuddling with a hellhound all day to the point that you completely just reek of her pussy and spit all over. Now imagine falling asleep, all tuckered out, with your head lying on her ample breasts

>>22710530
Waking up with her sleeping in a different position, snoring into your dick and black lipstick/light bite marks on your body you don't remember going to sleep with.

>>22710581
She wakes up and slowly begins to suckle your penis for more of those delicious cummies

>>22710530
>ywn wake up to see this

What kind of adventurer would you be? I want to put clothes on lewd mgs

>>22710288
Ram ranch?

>>22710632
I want to do this but then have her leg lock my head as she levitates to make sure I get addicted to her pussy smell.

>>22710484
Sorry, but I prefer my hellhounds to be finely aged auntsters with big tits and easily breached clothing for under clothes molestation.

>>22710632
i would adventure in search of thick tails to both marry and take note of to sell the information

>>22710180
>You will appreciate squirrel cunny one way or another anons.
Make me!

>>22710205
If I get comfy enough, will I roll over to find a Trumpart ready to snuggle?

>>22710729
What if then send big titty squirrel funny.

>>22710632
A pretty bad one due to a life-long interest in sciences and technology over general adventuring and heroics. At the very least, I'd be researching otherworldly races and relics just because.

>>22710741
Large breasts are okay, but not a high priority.

>>22710632
I want to protect the low-level monsters from Order heroes, and help them find husbands.

So which are best for muscle worship, abs licking and getting protected, Jinkos or Minotaurs?

>>22710768
I want to have rough non consensual monsterizing sex with an order nun on top of the central alter of the church she is works in.

>>22710779
Both when you ask them that question in front of them.

I want a Dryad and Nurarihyon to compete both for my affection as head wife and for who brings the best harem-mates.

Just had a weird at length discussion with my buddy about MGE lore and drugs. Now imagining an MG world equivalent of Florida man that gets high on a combination of rage shrooms and mothman dust before running around committing ridiculous acts of sexuality against the order/demon lord's forces alike.

>>22710745
Same here dude. I guess I would study Alchemy since it’s the closest magic ever got to science.

>>22710829
>Florida man impregnates himself by saving his cum before Alping

I want to be raped by a Scylla so badly bros
Imagine her slimy tentacles enwrapping your naked body

>>22710848
I'd rather have a Tentacle, but I understand the sentiment.

>>22710845
>Florida man caught fly fishing for crocodile girls with his fly down.

I just want a fleshy, eldritch cat girl https://youtu.be/tDqUDt3K5Mk

>>22710180
If that ratatoskr is trying to get me to shove my face into her pussy and ass, she's doing a damn good job at it

>>22710858
Fuck off back to /r/eddit with you shitty Garfield memes

https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2020/01/orc-massage-lets-you-give-erotic-massages-to-hot-monster-girls/100505/

>vidya that lets you massage monster girls

What do you think lads?

Dating your Shog maid and learning her native language just to make things closer.

>>22709782
Looks like you'll have a lot to worry about then. They'll most likely start interrogating you about any other girls you slept with, or even interacted with in any capacity.
>That cute holstaur milkmaid that you tipped a 30 coins
When she showed you to your room that night you probably plowed her like a field
>That dullahan town guard who helped you when you got ganked by that group of p'orcs
When she offered to tend your wounds in the guard house you tended to some her wounds that night as well
>That high orc who couldn't lead the tribe because she didn't have a husband
You helped her consummate the throne directly
>That mershark who was stuck inland not knowing which way was ocean
You princess carried her all the way to the beach, then she princess carried you to her waterbed
I could keep going on

Why would I want a meido? Which meido is best meido?

>>22710632
I'd peddle high quality dorf product to human controlled lands.

Mouse girls are made for intensive breeding

>>22710779
soft ocelomeh muscles

>>22710940
I'd only breed with mouse girls if they forced me to.

>>22710327
>Marries you
>You and everything you own now belong to her
>Cows included
What a power move. Mrs. Danuki taught her well.

>>22710940
thas actually a pretty mouz

>>22710264
This nerd hellhound meme is obnoxious at this point

>>22710632
Be a cool wizard, doing whatever I want, including beating up powersluts wives for fun

>>22711002
That sounded meaner than I meant it to

>>22710940
Big ears are best ears. Kitsune can have giant ears, viera, rabbits lasses, horses, ect.

All universally loved MG types, all of them have big ears.

>>22711002
I'd go on a long, perilous journey into the middle of nowhere to meet my new master and become an apprentice only to find out my new teacher is a lonely CC witch

>>22710940
>hairband
>normal ears

Humans trapping innocent men with cosplay!

>>22711046
That is a noble dream. I wish I could post some cool wizard pictures but this is not the place. Imagine purple robes with a conical hat and moon and star motifs

She is a good girl

>>22710990
I too get very annoyed when people do or talk about anything other than what is clearly delineated by the profiles, despite KC emphasizing over and over that they are jumping off points for you to take in different directions so long as you respect the setting.

With cats like these, who needs holsts?

Do you like girls with fur or scales

>>22711192
Skin

>>22710180
You know, she has a right to be so smug about such a fat ass and soft squishy thighs and puffy vulva.

Truly, monstergirls are proof that there is no god. For we have superseded his creations.

>>22711002
I'd go off in search of a strongfat warrior monster, then sexually bully her with my magic. I wonder if wizard schools know what their former students are doing with the stuff they learned there.

>>22711188
How do monsters not get back problems

So when all the CC auntsters and OL's gather for their meetings, what do they discuss? The best tactical snuggle clothes? What monstergirl insists that the boob window is superior because it allows for her to trap your head in her bosom and make out with you? Who is the traditionalist who ardently swears by the the classical sweater-over-head molestation?

When they argue about the superior material for crop-top sweater titjobs, to give the tip of a boy's penis the most pleasure when he thrusts through a milf-to-be monster's enormous cleavage and rubs up against her sweater top, what is their conclusion?

How exactly do they go about approaching the Ittan momen who knitted herself a virgin-killer sweater that she's wearing it backwards, and it should be showing off her back and ass instead of revealing everything below the nipples and above the pussy?

>Police/Federal Agents raiding a Sabbath Compound

>>22711192
my wife has scales

>>22711225
Mamono mana. Suffering is for human women.

>>22711225
Mamono mana, son. That's the only explanation you'll ever need.

Space Werewolves

>>22711042
You can't forget elves. Big ears are justice.

>>22711225
Proper support.

>>22711225
The power of their husband's love rejuvenates and sustains their backs.

>>22711002
>>22711007
Honestly, as a powerslut myself, our wives probably could stand to be taken down a peg or two. But that's why we love them.

>>22711228
They discuss what kinds of human boys make the best targets. Some argue shotas are because they are easy to carry off and can be groomed into their desired husbands while other say older men are better because they are probably just as lonely as them.

>>22710180
>An adventures party being chased by a seemingly super rare monster that has amazingly not yet been affected by Monstergirl energy somewhere in the primeval wildernesses

Is it ever possible for such a thing to happen? A one in a million chance to encounter a creature or monster that has not yet been affected by Monstergirl Energy?

>>22711131
The repetition is droll. At least I had those couple months where they shut up about it to remember fondly.

>>22711257
I imagine if there was, the DL would go and monsterize it herself. Can't have a monster going around and killing men when it could be having sex instead.

>>22711254
>Then the aunty cheshire snickers and says old men who have been turned into shotas are clearly superior.

>>22710829
>Florida man forces Dark Elf to spank him with waffles, syrup exports to Underdark reach record highs

>Florida man drinks sake from Oni anus, mass wedding at local brewery

>Florida man shouts obscenities at playground, receives Lifetime Achievement Award from Sabbath

>Kesaran found intoxicated after injection of Florida man sperm, claims it cured her addiction to Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

>>22711257
>Dangerous monster who got teleported to pocket dimension before Demon Lord made them all monster girls
>Adventurer who released it is running away as it hunts him down
>He eventually gets cornered and starts preparing to fight like a cornered cat
>Turns out he managed to evade it long enough for mamono mana to monster girl it
>Beast managed to stumble into the cave clearly not used to her new body
>Adventurer realizes she's an entirely new species of monster girl and if he brings her back to civilization he'll be rich from all the monsters who'll wish to study her
>But first he has to make her docile enough for him to take her back to the city
>Unzips his dick

>>22710632
Shota hero gathering a harem painstakingly theorycrafted by my loli smokehobo childhood friend!

>>22711287
Florida man unzips dick, loses urethra in Danuki sports bar

Playing RDR2 makes me wanna see some outlaw/bandit monster girls.

I want a big tiddy anubis gf to cuddle in piramid

>>22711291
>tfw no smug lolibaba smoke hobo to eat all your snacks and call you boy

>>22711276
>everyone is speechless, trying to wrap they're heads around such a mythical creature
You're gonna have a bunch of CCs carrying around shota potions just in case they find the right older man.

Can monsters in the golem family post on 4chan or are they unable to solve reCAPTCHA?

>>22711352
They gotta get those highly coveted 4chan passes

>>22711341
>The traditionalist, classical sweater advocate girl, probably a wight, storms out, literally, causing furious arcane storms in her wake, utterly unwilling to deal with these lunatics anymore
>Clearly, real, normal sweaters and real normal shotas are as the goddess intended
Oh no, she's off to drown her sorrows in milk and apple juice at the local playground, some one stop her!

I'm gonna make an old snake feel like a teenager again!

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type

>>22711383
How do I find the big and hungry?

>>22710829
Sounds like you’ve got a good buddy anon
I want a buddy

What monster would be into prostitution roleplay where she's the client and you're the whore?

Does your waifu have a cute pet name for you?

>>22711503
Snackie

I suddenly want a Werewolf to dress like Red Riding Hood.

>>22710865
I always assumed we were fine with Garfield.

OT: I would love to have Frederica as manual-laborer servant. She's really easy on the eyes but that odor of hers crosses her off for more in-depth services.

Anubutt

>>22711645
Tanned, milk-chocolate girls are ridiculously sexy.

>>22711377
How? By making her wear a schoolgirl outfit?

>>22711263
At this point it's mostly just the images being reposted. Which happens in every thread with various other monsters.

Maybe you should stop being a whiny bitch and let people enjoy things that you don't enjoy. Surely there's a mamano you like that others aren't a fan of. Which is completely fine.

What if your waifu disguised herself as a normal human girl years before the portal open and started to try to won you over without you knowing its her?

>>22710354
>Tfw dropped on my desk after working for 2 days with no rest or food, working on my thesis powered entirely by coffee
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAID HOW MUCH HARDER SHOULD I WORK BEFORE SHE SHOWS UP DAMN IT

>>22711693
How did she get here without portals?

>>22711693
she would find it impossible to get near me

>>22711693
>girl trying to win me over in real world
Extreme suspicion.

>>22711712
Consider a failed attempt to fully open the portal that only let her pass.

Big titty kiki maids.

Also, I think they may have changed the bump limit as we're on page 7 despite only 124 posts.

Marry apophis. Enslave pharaoh

>>22711851
Probably an auto-sage trigger word in the OP. I don't know if /jp/ has any, but this happens on /b/ with the word "furry". The thread cannot be bumped under any circumstance after creation with that word in the OP. Maybe "cunny" is a trigger word for auto-sage; I don't know.

Remember to engage in wholesome family activities!

>>22711886
Interesting, I didn't know about auto-sage words. Thanks Anon.

>>22711886
Makes sense.
Whomever makes the next thread don't do it.

>>22711465
I'll be your buddy, do you want to talk about the feasibility of a single monster girl actually turning the produce of her body into some viable means of self sustenance?

I personally don't think a monster's milk, shorn fur or maybe even tough shed scales could be viable in a larger economic sense. I think these things would be used for small scale bartering. Milk for fur. Fur into clothes, clothes into money. Milk for scales, scales and money to the local blacksmith, a nice piece of armour. Etc. But I don't think a monstergirl could use her body to sustain ALL her expenses. True craftswomen like arachne might be an exception to this.

>>22711886
>"cunny" is a trigger word for auto-sage
mods=gods

>>22711891
How does your wife react when your daughter just plays around with her drool and accidentally mixes it into a viable potion?

>>22711912
or do it several times to find out if true

>>22711886
"Cunny" and "Cute and Funny" trigger a no bumping filter.

>>22711891
I was looking at a pic earlier with a lich engaging in anal sex. It had a good view of her insides. Seeing a lich pic again kinda makes me just wanna shove my fist up her ass. I really want get familiar with her rectum and feel it all around.

>>22711975
being in the OP*

>>22711838
Motherly, stern, tsundere, cool, all kinds of Kiki maids with massive milkers!

>>22711977
this image you spoke of intrigues me

>>22711940
Scold her but she would be secretly very proud.

How do I bully zombies when they’re too dumb too dumb to even realize they’re being bullied?

>>22711989
http://imgbox.com/BSRCVbux

>>22712034
Give the zombies an intelligence boosting potion. Just remember to dilute it, trust me, you don't want to bully a 200 IQ zombie.

Shorstack automatons!

>>22711996
Beware anon. I heard the silliness is proximity based. A dragon zombie far from her man is a cunning creature. She might slip her saliva potion into her shota crush's drink. She might go empty headed and lovey dovey around him, but it's the contingencies she planned before hand you have to look out for.

>>22712072
This man is cultured but all things must be balanced. The smaller the meido droid the harder it is to catch upskirts of any nature. The tall leggy model reigns supreme in this aspect, functionality aside you must consider this:

While a shorter maid has to strain cutely to work at higher places, a taller maid has to bend over invitingly to work at lower places. The universe is balanced this way, find the answer within yourself.

>>22712072
That’s the dream right there

If you're looking for a job as domestic help, remember to ask about the uniform in detail. It's better to know in advance if your future employer expects you to wear nothing but shoes and speedo when you're cleaning the house.

>>22712074
I will take that into mind! Can't have her dating before college.

>>22711228
>So when all the CC auntsters and OL's gather for their meetings, what do they discuss?
I don’t know but I’d love the idea that I’m their waiter for the evening of their meeting. Being groped and fondled by a large group of CC Monstergirls has always been a dream of mine.

>>22711867
Marry Apophis and Pharaoh, enslave Anon.

>>22711891
>”Gee mom, what are we doing tonight?”
>”The same thing we do every night dear;”
>”Try to make daddy cum as much as physically possible for him!”

>>22712225
I find clothing to be stifling anyway.

>>22712231
Why not? I like the idea of semi arranged marriages myself. I'd probably do it, letting her decide ultimately, of course. But she can't fault me for hooking her up with childhood friends.

>>22712072
minamino-sazan-i-love-your-mini-huge-self

>>22712072
Telescope limbs should be added to all Automatons.

>>22712339
>automaton with telescopic arms
Now I’m just imaging your automaton waifu riding you on the couch while simultaneously cleaning the floors in the kitchen.

>>22712339
>strrrretchy arms and extendo-fingers!

>>22712339
i want translucent milking apparatus

>>22712339
I’m gonna put industrial matron upgrades on a seige model and you can’t stop me!

>>22711050
Well, she did turn out to be a monster

For all us anons who don't mind what species of girl we end up with, we should have a competition for when the portals open. A competition to see how many monster girls we can grab by the pussy and thoroughly grope before getting the rape. The anon to gain the most wives by this wins.

Good fun idea, yes?

What should I keep in mind if I want to reprogram an Automaton to be dominant and consider me her personal property?

>>22712419
that you'll either be traveling a lot or not going anywhere at all because her battery pack must remain in sight at all times

>>22712419
A safe word.

>>22712419
The change will likely be permanent as you probably won't get the chance to switch her back

What's the minimum a monster girl would have to do to make you heart pupil?

>>22712445
drape her meaty tail over my head while she shows me her holes

>>22712445
The absolute minimum? Her massive mammaries in my face and holding my head there with said mammaries such that I'm looking up at her face. Breastfeeding is also an easy one for her. Unexpected hand in pants as while she's cuddled up to me as I'm playing vidya

>>22712445
I'm afraid of rape, because I might fall in love.

>>22712241
>Taking drink orders
>Every single one is Sex on the Beach

>>22712433
Traveling a lot with Automaton mistress? Sounds interesting.
>>22712435
Makes sense, thanks.
>>22712436
Good.

>Succubus Notebook

>Upon capturing a human man, in most cases, they would completely wring out every last drop of a man's essence, killing him. However, at some point in time certain succubi came up with the idea of keeping men as sex slaves, and started setting up prisons for that purpose. At first, even among the succubi, it was just some eccentric individuals who were doing this. Who knows what the succubi were thinking, but after that, the number of individuals who kept sex slaves in this manner began gradually increasing, and along with that, so too did the number of individuals who set up prisons. Prison hygiene, functionality, and so forth, also began to be considered highly important, perhaps for the sake of prolonging the lives of their sex slaves and milking higher quality essence, and these prisons transformed into “rooms”. Eventually, the current mamono lord took over, and after the monsters assumed their current forms, both ecologically and in terms of personality, the succubi stopped doing things like milking men to death. Since they started recognizing men as partners who they should share their lives with instead of viewing them as prey or sex slaves, their rooms also completely transformed from prisons for holding men captive into love nests for a husband and wife to spend time together.

>World Guide 3

>Back when mamono mana used to obey the “fundamental rule”, when inma had sex with humans during the age of the former mamono lord and milked them of mana, since the total of amount of mana was fixed, it was just exploitation and a unilateral usurpation of mana from humans, and being sucked dry of life force would often prove fatal.

Info like the above (combined with how we are told there were still monsters who overcame their instincts and loved humans back then), makes me wonder if old monsters in the current MGE era ever rant about the "old days," how careful they had to be with their husband to keep from killing him, how difficult it was to care for his needs, etc.

>>22712339
So a Inspector Gadget type Automaton?

>>22712562
>how careful they had to be with their husband to keep from killing him
I think that mostly pertains to succubi and not other monsters. Lamias weren't know for sucking out mana from men via sex nor were harpies. They were just used as breeding partners since they're all-female species and then eaten. I think when it came to other species it was more: "I had to resist my urge to eat my husband alive," and "how hard it was to keep my sisters from eating my husband alive."

>>22712445
Tell me she loves me and hugs me.
Dear lord I’m so alone.

>>22711867
Fuck I wanna be GRAPE'd so hard bros
Even if she sticks youe face between those mountains of madness the venom and musk alone would be enough to drive you crazy

>>22712595
Perhaps, but even those species had to worry about "breaking" the man with their superhuman strength, sharp claws, etc. An orgasmic lamia may have had to abstain from coiling around her mate if she didn't want to risk crushing him.

>>22711228
>CC aunts tees and OL’s meet up to talk about sex
>they’re all pretending to be man eaters while they’re all just virgins that know little to nothing about sex

>>22712609
>Coiled up by grape snek
>Face squished between her massive tits
>You can't move whatsoever
>She extends her long tongue down to violate your mouth

>>22712609
I’ve just always wondered what it would feel like being pumped full of venom. If I lived in MGC I’d make a tv show like that one where the guys go around and get bit by poisonous insects and rate how bad it feels but replace it with MGs and how good their venom makes me feel.
The end would always be me marrying the MG that bit me so then I can have a full harem of poisonous girls.

>>22712494
Sorry to post again so soon, but this post reminded me.

I have another illustrated Mamano Hidamari story coming out in the next week or two.It's borderline fap-fiction, but hey, that's monster girls. You guys will probably like it.

Maybe? Look forward to it, either way.

It features Brick, the player character in Monster Farmer 1/2.

>>22712624
Stop it anon, I can only get so erect!

>>22712637
>holstaur fap fiction
My dick is hard with anticipation.

>>22712634
>I’ve just always wondered what it would feel like being pumped full of venom

MGE venom, depends on the kind. Girtablilu venom paralyzes you, oomukade venom saps your strength, manticore venom puts your semen production into overdrive, etc. The main unifying effect of them all of course is a rush of sexual pleasure, especially at the injection site. Apophis venom in particular is said to make a man delirious with pleasure and heat.

I imagine the initial response to such injections is the man's spasming in the monster's grip, perhaps orgasming spontaneously as the pleasure center of his brain starts overloading.

>>22712637
I like this.

If I emigrate is zipangu, start living in the mountains, wear an old style oni mask, use a kanabo and spook travelers will I get an oni Waugh taster?

Pregnant 'soon to be' momsters!

>>22712759
Do other monsters fawn over them and ask them a million questions?

>>22712766
It cant be that hard anon,clearly they just havent tried hard enough

>>22712720
An oni what

>>22712637
Looking good.

>>22712759
My new fetish.

>>22712792
What,were you pretending to marry a monster and never make daughterus?

>>22712783
Story about anon knocking up several monster girls without them knowing about the others and then having to deal with the consequences when?

Genie oyakodon!

>>22712783
Are those other monsters in the backgriybd supposed to be other undeads or just random monsters?
>Jabberwock/Zombie dragon?
>Wight?
>I cant tell who is the shortest one

>>22712720
The local -Onna mafia girls "deal" with you for working in their territory

>>22712875
I would assume wight undead dragon and ghoul.

>>22712896
Ah,many thanks!

>>22712875
Wight, Dragon and Zombie.

>>22708624
The criminal lack of NTR in real life and porn content.

>>22712958

>>22712958
>criminal lack of NTR
Come again?

>>22711851
>>22711886
>>22711912
>>22711934
>>22711975
lol fuck

imagine the picture is just the two ratas, no text

>>22713031
Close enough

>>22710632
I want to have loli monstergirl adventurers as rivals to defeat and have sex with.

>>22713067
at that point, just crop out the dead blue space above them.

>>22711235
Ground Control to Admiral Awooo
You’ve really led the pack.
And the betas want to know who’s bone you chew
Now it’s husband’s turn with you!

>>22711235
>>22713206
Okay now turn it into a story

>>22711235
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Mos Eisley.
His hair was perfect.

>>22713239
>his
UH OOOOOOOH

>>22713253
This is what I get for posting while still half-asleep.
I'll see myself out until the next thread that isn't on autosage. Apologies for my fuck-up.

>>22713253
>>22713270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxECJNYPuA

wanna watch Ishuzoku Reviewers tommorow?

>>22713298
That's tomorrow? Neat

>>22710632
Not exactly an adventurer but I wanna be a shota who gets to lead a campaign to retake human territory once acquiring a massive loyal p'Orc army after single handedly defeating the invading horde by accident or stratagem.

>>22710632
I want to fly around fucking my Night Gaunt wife exploring the world with just us two traveling alone together.

I wanna make a hellhound's tail wag by telling her I love her!

>>22713332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvuteGIuAbc

>>22712867
Mother and daughter is overrated. I'd rather have a momster and grandmomster. Seriously, even grandmomster and great grandmomster sounds more fun than a momster and her daughter.

>>22713335
I want a Hellhound to happily wag her tail while raping me!

>>22713335
>>22713359
I'm not usually a fan of beastmen types but her and Cheshire cat tick too many of my boxes to say no
as if I'd even have the choice

>>22713335
>Tsun Hellhound acts like she doesn't have a crush on you but her tail gives away her true emotions

>>22713335
I wanna make a hellhound's tail wag by letting her walk me on a leash

>>22713436
Somewhere in another universe your MG waifu is dirtying her body pillow of you with Dorito dust

Should I bandage her arm or not?

>>22713469
Do the bicep on her left arm.

>>22713458
What a sad life she must have.

>>22713469
Do whats actually important: put bigger horns on her.

>>22713505
Small horns are cuter though

>>22713469
Small horns can be nice. She's plenty gifted in another area if you catch my drift.

>>22711225
Monsters are universally stronger than humies by default so it's never a problem.

It's why heroines never have back problems too.

>>22713521
>humies

>>22711225
>monsters
You've answered yourself

>>22713531
Humans are cringe and bluepilled desu.

>>22713531
I think some MG children would absolutely find a derogatory form of addressing human girls behind their backs.

At least until their parents tell them that they shouldn't. Which probably wouldn't stop Vampires.

>>22713479
I'll do the bandages later once I am confidence of where to place it. I'll do a bit of color scheme for now, thanks anon!

>>22712445
>Take a long draw from her kiseru
>Slow exhale
>Half-lidded eyes and confident yet caring smile
> Boya
I'd marry her on the spot

>>22711131
>respect the setting
You are right, her first story having monsterboys in it is really in line with the setting

>>22713590
What a harlot!

>"Geez Anon, you sure do like wrestling. Even if you're not very good at it... Hey how come I feel something hard poking me?"

Hey there, I've finished writing a story for a friend. It was supposed to be her Christmas present, but I only had time to write it now. Keep in mind this was written by a person whose native language is not english and I had no one to proofread or edit. Santa is a sweaty dragon milf and she stutters a lot. The story is super silly and some dialogues will make you want to facepalm hard. Feel free to bash, criticize, point my mistakes or call me a idiot.

Dear, Dearest Santa (8200 words)
https://pastebin.com/fPLhb3ac
Tags: No smut, humor, monster girls, Christmas cake (edible), Christmas cake (character), Santa (dragon), Krampus (imp), twenty cabbages and twenty cakes, lots of stuttering, protecting The Christmas Spirit, buckets of sweat, Santa's secret twisted fetish, ONE herd of five ponies

>>22711131
My main problem is it's mostly being used to shill a story containing an obnoxiously badly written radfem kikimora, created as a way for the writer to push his sociopolitical views without caring for mge.

>>22713353
I prefer oyakodon with lolibaba mom and voluptuous daughter

>>22713652
The heck is a Spöken?

Smug rata lolibabas.

>>22713515
Wrong

>>22713652
A new writefag? Neat, will check this out later.

>>22713652
Begone.

>>22713661
>radfem kikimora
Elaborate.

>>22713724
Cute dummy. Would chase down and rape/marry.

how do i build a robot, i want to create a real life automaton

>>22713687
I'm more drawfag than writer, I've made some art of Krampus and a friend asked me to write a story about her or santa. Krampus is edgier and dumber than shadow the hedgehog, but only shows up to rant in the last part of the story.
>>22713675
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>22713754
Gotcher Krampus right here

>>22712072
how can one man be so based?

>>22713754
Huh, didn't realize it was you. A multi talented creator is good to see

>>22713818
>talented

Which monster girl would be the worst at roleplaying? My guess would be Jinkos, they would ask why she would pretend to be a predator that caught her prey, aka you, when she could do it for real. Then she would give you a five minute head start

>>22712445
this is how i imagine some succs broke the mold and began to love humans.

>>22712634
So like a MGE version of Coyote Peterson?

>>22712637
I cant wait my dude. Your an amazing man hatch!

>>22712637
Fuck off

>>22713851
>Then she would give you a five minute head start

Cue crying jinko when she can't find you

>>22713851
Shoggy would find it hard to play along. Since she already pretends so much that she’s a book, or a chair, or a table, it would feel strange to have her also pretend to be something else at the same time.

>>22713652
>No smut
Why do you exist?

>>22713652
Nice. Thanks for the story anon.

>>22713895
>>22713904
Just catching up with the thread?

>>22713661
I don't feel it was that poorly written. A blatant caricature sure.

>>22713910
Two different dudes. I'm just confused at the lack of smut. What's the point?

I want to be bullied by a Ratatoskr

Unrelated but I've started writing again. The resurgent smut/no smut argument tells me this isn't a good time, however.

>>22713939
its not really an argument. more like 1 or 2 posts. Although still smut stories will usually be more highly rated here, just because of the setting itself.

>>22713939
While I don't outright agree with the dismissal of non-smut, I'll always prefer comfy and cute or smut over anything else.

>>22713904
A story doesn't need to have smut to be good, coomer.

https://imgbox.com/g/0xmixITDki
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 125. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/nwvqeSCi

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>>22713904
Other friend asked me for to write a smut story with a gazer in a haunted house, I might give it a try but I'm not really sure at the moment, I don't know if my writing is good enough and I'm busy drawing a werebat.

>>22713988
>drawing a werebat.
Something to look forward to

Smug Wallachian vampires

>>22713980
>including a ntr request in the weekly additions gallery

I still dream of a pure succubus

>>22714005
With thicc accents?

>>22713939
Highest rated MonHub video of the week:
>"Ratatoskr Blackmails Anon Into Fucking Her Raw"

>>22713980
>>22714009
This, the blacked garbage doesn't belong there.

>>22714016
Yes. Along with Moldovan Shogs.

>>22714029
Set up your own image archive and you can decide to use whatever images you want

>>22714048
Tell me what is the point of the garbage containment gallery if it isn't used

>>22713939
God i wish this was a real video

>>22714017
>Starring...
>(You)

>>22713980
That's a weird looking Yeti.

>>22714017
Personally I enjoy "Poor Little Human Boy".

>>22714009
>>22714029
I'd assume things for the containment gallery still go in the updates but don't make it to the actual folders.

What level of doki-doki and heart pupils does a monster girl prostitute go on when you tell her she's really underpriced?

>>22714057
Until you make your own archive, you don't get to decide what goes where

>>22713895
I wish we wouldn't chase away every half decent writefag who posts here. It's nice to see stories that aren't pure green text.

>>22713980
Minotaur nelson was good.

>>22714089
If one retard is telling you to fuck off and the rest aren't that's not chasing them out. If the writer decides to listen to only the retard then maybe they should fuck off.

>>22714089
Are you somehow still not aware of the fuck off poster
He replies to literally every creative work

>>22714083
>$90 anal
Honestly that's a great fucking deal if you aren't a poorfag.

>>22714099
Huh. I haven't been this offended by something I also agree with, before.

>>22714057
I like using it just to see what trash art certain monstergirls get so that my favorites feel all the more special. Also it's pretty useful just seeing how other people drew certain stuff in the drawing or the types of art that comes from the other places on the internet.

>>22713980
Keep up the good work.
>>22714083
It would probably make her heart pupil enough to give a discount.

>>22714086
the containment gallery is intended to contain content of this nature
>>22714082
that would be a change from precedent

>>22714102
Personally, I'd opt for oral and then vaginal on the first visit. Oral and anal on the second visit if she's still available

>>22714057
Deal with it

>>22714100
It's either an anon trying to filter people or a retard that is incapable of creating anything.

I want a Minotaur to wrestle me into the ground to rape me, then bitchslap me as I try to resist and fuck me all day long. Then spend the night in a tight hugh cuddling her muscular body.

>>22714131
That isn't an answer to the question

>>22714154
Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

>>22714111
Why would it offend you though? are you a retarded writer listening to only the retards despite also knowing your shouldnt?

>>22714162
>why have a separate gallery for containing garbage like ntr if you don't plan on using it to contain garbage like ntr?
isn't a stupid question

>>22714066
>lost in a blizzard
>can barely see 5ft in front of you from the snow blowing
>a set of glowing red lights pierce through the snow
>they're getting brighter and closer
>the first thing that emerges from the blizzard is a big, white paw

>>22714162
And blackedfags deserve to be put to the sword.

>>22713988
>Gazer in a haunted house
Please, tell me more.

How do I make her come outta water?

>>22714176
I hate the content too but there's not much point in a containment gallery if it has no way of checking updates to it. Either it goes in the updates but doesn't get added to the individual monster girl galleries or it has a different update gallery. The former is the least effort which is probably why wikifag has opted for it.

>>22713895
What's your fucking problem for you to be so based?

>>22714225
Pretend to be or actually be injured near the water.

>>22714233
The least effort is to not share garbage here which is the point of having a containment gallery for garbage

>>22714029
>>22714181
Mad whiteboy

>>22714083
>"Do you charge extra if I just watch while this fine gentleman of African descent does it?"

>>22714256
Imagine being so upset at having to scroll past a drawing.

>>22713980
>taking slavshit pics from VK
Have fun with all the malware.

>>22714276
Cuckoldry is just outright disgusting. Besides, a lot of prostitutes don't fuck black men. Don't ruin my monster girl prostitute fantasies with your trash

>>22714294
Imagine defending ntr

>>22714197
It's on a setting that I have created where monster girls came to earth ten years ago because their world was slowly dying and they had no more males. Humanity hunted them down so they were forced to hide. The only race that managed to successfully integrate to human society were elves because they are sold out sluts and betrayed the other races.
>Frat house dare newcomers that join to do the typical stupid shit frat houses do
>MC is trying to turn over a new leaf and does his best but they immediately notice the guy is a loser
>They dare him to break into a supposedly haunted house by the side of a swamp and steal something
>He manages to do so and even finds some jewelry in one of the rooms, but when he tries to leave the other guys have locked him inside the house
>There's a spooky mirror room, when he's investigating he sees the reflection of a monster in one of them and snaps a picture. He escapes through a broken window
>Next day he hands the stuff he stole for the frat house dudes and they are impressed. He doesn't show them the picture and when he looks at it, MC notices it's a girl
>tl;dr he visits the place again and becomes friend with the gazer, she's a teenager that spent most of her life in hiding so they both have a lot of fun
>MC is also enjoying his life at the frat house, but one of them finds the picture on his cell phone
>They decide to hunt her down and put the house on fire. The story ends with the MC supposedly dead and the boys of the frat house are arrested
>MC actually survived and goes traveling through the country with his new gf, trying to find other monsters and a place to live with her

>>22714331
It's the same ntr aidsfaggot who drew those pictures, and has been shitposting with cuckshit and shilling his garbage """""art""""" here several times already.
You know what to do to get rid of him, so get to work. It's pretty obvious which posts are his because he's the only one defending his own garbage.

>>22714331
>ignoring = defending
Amazing logic

>>22714399
gatekeeping is good, complacency is sin

>>22714404
>>22714399

Wan wan rape awoo

>>22714009
Was the anubis set an NTR request? I just took that shit from twitter and assumed that there wasn't anything malicious to it.
>>22714082
The containment gallery gets updated when the other galleries do, and if not, when I remember that I have to add some other trash to it. This week's new stuff will be hellhound futa, hyperdick gazer and holstaur vore.
>>22714298
Thanks, Anon.
>>22714181
This, even the africans that actually browse this place are better.

>>22714404
>>22714399
gay nerds fighting.png

>>22714225
Some fresh squid always gets those shark girls out of the water and into snuggling range.

>>22714462
That's a cuck POV ntr image set. The artist that created it is a blacked artist who draws cuck porn for blackedfags. Even if you didn't know who the artist is or what the request was its pretty obvious if you look at all the images.

Where's the yearly imgur filled with Troll lewds? Where are the Troll lewds?

You promised Troll lewds this year

>>22714489
If you are so bothered about this shit, make an edit and paint the man green, the original pictures are pretty harmless. Stop being so buttmad.

>>22714504
Fuck off back to where you belong.

>>22714504
It isn't just art that has a black man in it, its cuck porn.

>>22714504
What do you expect from a guy who lurks blacked threads to know these things. He has problems.

Hey anons, can I have some good links to good monster girl media? High quality fanfics, animations, and anything else is appreciated.

>>22714516
You don't have to be a cuck to be familiar with the shitposter that has been plaguing these threads lately

>>22714531
The artist and the shit poster are separate people but both cancer.

>>22714535
Some of the shitposting has me suspicious that the artist posts here too

>>22714542
I dont think so. He seems like a weird guy, but i dont think he is a shit poster.

>>22714502
Expect more anytime during this year :^)

>>22714504
Go back to /trash/

>>22714542
He posted here once with the white versions of his images but an anon who lurks those threads got angry and yelled about the other versions which is why everyone knows what he draws. It's literally a shitposting blackedfag mad he done white versions.

>>22714502
Nobody like trolls, they are not popular and they never will b

He's still out there, somewhere.

>>22714594
Sadly it seems he stopped doing white versions of his work.

wait a second guise i've fixed it

>>22714636
why green though why not like grey. Or even just white?

>>22714636
It's still cuck porn regardless of the race of the guy fucking her

>>22714648
>why green though
Leave. Now. This whole website.

>>22714648
greetings newfag

>>22714648
Ah, I remember when I was as new as you. More innocent times.

>>22714648
>>22714657
ok hes not green anymore is this pale enough

>>22714657
If it's just some text he posted when the dude made it, at least we can ignore it ever happened. I mean, half the people here didn't even know it was NTR until someone explained it's origins.

Stop this shit already.

>>22714648
Lurk moar before posting

>>22714711
ruined.

>>22714719
Do you really think this will help anon? If people want to shitpost, posting stuff like this will probably just egg them on.

>>22714711
>ok dude no

>>22714712
Nah it was originally a caption. he made another non captioned one to post on twitter.

>>22714711
I both love and hate this. Well done anon.

>>22714711
WHERE DOING IT

>>22714711
People wanted a white version right?

>>22714712
>>22714734
Look at the girl's face across the images, even without the caption the set is still ntr.

>>22714744
where making this HAPEN

>>22714755
>We post in a thread

>the artist and the shit poster are separate people
>he seems like a weird guy, but i dont think he is a shit poster
Yeah fucking right

there we go guise jeez its just a nice doggo and her owner taking a ride wats wrong about it

>>22714755
At least he's part of a society now.

>>22714734
>>22714759
Well fuck.

This is why I love this thread sometimes

>>22714755
This is the quality content I come to this thread for.

It pains me to see a thread devolve like this on /jp/

>>22714791
luckily it will die pretty fast and we can start a new one.

What are the chances that the guy doing the edits here is the artist himself?

>>22714791
That's what happens when you have people defending that shit

>>22714791
This thread was fucked from the start due to the OP fucking up with the autosage key word.

>>22714800
Doubt it, the edits look better than the actual drawing.

>>22714799
>the guy
As the person who done the joker version, I fucking wish I could draw more than stick

>>22714791
Tourists forget that they are on /jp/ and not /a/ and they need to learn their fucking place

>>22714791
Stop taking this shit so seriously

>>22714800
He did do one of his pieces as a White/non-cuck version and posted it here. It was of a dragon.

I liked it and hoped he would do more but I guess he didn't want to do it or something. I still hope he would do it, but I highly doubt it.

>>22714819
Fucked up >>22714800

What monster girl would enjoy a movie that is classic ahead-of-its-time, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, darker than you think, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful buildup with strong character development and gradual feeling of helplessness, bone-chilling slow burn with a “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming doom where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as the movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and thought-provoking climax, free of any cheap gore, unnecessary swear words, or infantile jump scares?

>>22714840
i swear any post with just 3 lines of text, is ruined

>>22714840
Phantom

>>22714840
I hate both types of movies.
But at least I might get laid after the jump scare one.

>>22714829
if you look at all his art you will see it usually does have a white version. Just for some reason his last ones dont. Also i was the one who posted it to test the waters.

>>22714840
Haku, one for her inner movie nerd, and the other for when she needs and excuse to cuddle up whoever she's with.

>>22713744
All of robotics can be broken down to actuators, control, power, and programming. Your first decision is what you want to use for the “brain” as this decides how you can interface with it and what programming you can use.

>>22714225
Tempt her with a big black cock

>>22714858
Faggot

>>22714868
wont the paint come off in the water?

>>22714800
nope my girls are prettier and chaste and all my dudes are traps sorry!

>>22714858
>Just for some reason his last ones don't
Oh, alright. Well still kinda sucks that he stopped doing it.

>>22714827
You have to go back

>>22714886
No because you are tempting her to come out of the water. Just stay on the shore.

>>22714891
it might have been due to schooling. He hasn't done any art recently.
Plus you can always ask bleached if you want a white edit.

>>22714897
Which boogeyman site is associated with not acting autistic over a joke?

Why are these threads so racist?

>>22714924
You have to go back

>>22714916
>Spoiler
Well I guess that's one way to do it.

>>22714934
Why should I heed your orders?

>>22714942
You have to go back

I fucking love Hellhounds! I love fucking Hellhounds!

>>22714957
I love my waifu! I wish she was real. I want to hold her and love her! I want to kiss her and cum in her!