/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It sure attracts a lot of weirdos.

imagnie using shiop names fukcing reatard

It is secondary as hell. Most reimari doujins force both of them to act massively out of character just to make puppy eyes at each other.

>>22715277
Pairing Reimu up with anyone romantically is absolutely fucking OoC for someone who hates people as much as her.

>>22715238
When did retard snowflakes start flocking to touhou?

>>22715238
I don't understand most of that gabbledygack.

>>22715238
Don't post social network screencaps, ``please''.

>>22715238
wow, twitter screencaps of some nobody! now we can be just like all the other trash boards on this website

>>22715231
Probably because Reimu and Marisa are best friends and spend almost 24 hours, 7 days a week together including breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sleeping?

Not to say there's anything more than platonic there but it's far from an unthinkable pairing.

>>22715470
this

there are disgusting touhou fans of any pairing or character so long as you're seeking them out

>>22715238
Not this shit again.

Trick question, you gotta be mentally challenged in the clinical sense to believe in lesbian pairings instead of the traditional girl +"40 year old balding salary man". Proof here >>22715238

This thread is cursed!

>>22715238
Please don't drag this garbage onto this board thanks

ReiMari is an awfully bad pairing in Eva, too

>>22715326
Since like five years ago if you haven’t noticed

Dunno what basis anyone has for shipping two characters who are depicted together 99% of the time and are always going out of their way for eachother.

>Reimu is so antisocial! It’s not possible!

In latest Lotus chapter Reimu encounters drunk Marisa and doesn’t ignore her, doesn’t take her to Akyu or some other local friend in the village, but takes Marisa back to her isolated shrine and was even going to sleep in the same room with her until Marisa proved too drunk and belligerent.

Engaging in shipperfaggotry is the worst thing you can do.

>>22715231
>>22715238
Imagine creating a thread just as a pretext to post a screen cap of some mentally disturbed person’s Twitter.

>>22718663
Who are you quoting?

>>22718971
template post

>>22719589
Catchphrases and one-liners are not a template posts, keep seethin'.

>>22718663
>even going to sleep in the same room
Even you knew how much of a stretch using this as evidence was when you typed it, right? You didn't even note the separate beds, because you're that much of an intellectually dishonest queer.

>>22719806
Pretty sure global rules cover both of those, amigo.

Please use sageru when posting in this thread onegaishimasu.

>>22720177
Nope

>>22716200
>>22718663

>>22720254
>>22716200
>>22718663
Why do I keep forgetting to post the pic?

>>22719589
>>22720177
Silence faggot. You are incapable of thinking.

The better question is who's futa in this relationship.

>>22720347
Marisa

>>22715238
Ugh, let's see...
>She/her: Gender pronouns
>iracial: Double race
>Neurodivergent: Prettier way of saying "Mentally ill"
>Transbian: Transexual lesbian
>Ace: Asexual
No fucking idea what does Gray means in this context.

>>22715238
Do your job janitor.

AliMari and YukaReimu are the patrician's choice

>>22723246
>YukaReimu
They have a good professional relationship but it's based on mutual self-interest, not feelings for one another.

Totally on board with AliMari though.

>>22717111
Whose Mari in Eva?

>>22728059
Glasses whore from the movies.

>>22720347
Both. They spend their time using fairies as their disposable onaholes.

>>22730703
Where did you say I could find those fairies?

>>22734994
Nowhere.

>>22715231
This!
MariAli is primary and based as fuck.

>>22715238
>>22715277
I knew they were redditors
fucken morons start sexualizing before they even get to know the characters

>>22736599
Please don't post ever again

chu~

The only good girl/girl pairing in 2hu is Eirin's left tit X Eirin's right tit.

>>22715231
why do they have to be lesbians, and not just be best friends?

>>22715238
please don't post fools like this here- they only want to spread their politics and get attention

>>22741034
If you were smart, you would have not bumped the thread.

>>22720706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTcYZ_ylAoE

>>22718702
If you’re posting in /jp/, you’re into something someone somewhere thinks is the lamest thing ever. Get over yourself.

>>22720158
When I bring my drunk friends home, or have been brought home, they’re waking up somewhere that isn’t my bedroom where I’m sleeping.

>>22743884
Could this be the birth of a new epic meme?
keep it up

>>22743884
Thank you, Shingo.

>>22743922
Everything you claim is wrong.
You are a /u/fag.

they probably fucked while drunk once, but that was it

Instead of complaining about something you don't like, why not try posting something you do like?

reimu molesting yukari is my jam
pretend sanae isn't there

I agree OP. Reimu is a bored little shrine maiden who dreams of having an exciting, fun boyfriend. Also girls can be just friends.

>>22715470
>>22715238
Expect more of this if Reimu gets in Smash tho. Most of us just like cute girls kissing and it’s an innocent thing. Imagine how the alphabet identity normies will react if they discover a fandom that’s already replete with “lesbianism”. I don’t want body positivity Patchoulli or Ethiopian yukari.
Guys, I really don’t want to see the Touhou equivalent of that Jojo pic from Tumblr

>>22736599
MariAliPatchi you mean. Obvs they poly

>>22745129
>if Reimu gets in Smash tho.
she won't

>>22715277
>force both of them to act massively out of character
so like literally every non canon work?

Reimu is a normal girl who just wants a cool and rich boyfriend.
Marisa is a strange girl with secret yuri feelings, who'll eventually get NTR'd before she can confess them and turn into a youkai!

>>22745711
Alice is a perverted freak and a lost cause who collects Marisa's used panties!

>>22745129
Oh please, fuck off, there are already people like this in droves in Touhou fandom.

For Marisa I unironically like her with Rinnosuke.
For Reimu, I just want her for me :cryface:

>>22747477
>I unironically like her to be with Rinnosuke
you'd like her to be romantically involved with a man she basically considers family?
I personally feel like she's the kind of person who wouldn't want to settle down with someone, so she'd stay single for a long time

Marisa should get married to a nice boy
Reimu should get married to me
Alice should be alone forever, drowning in her tears.

>>22747477
>Rinnosuke
>2hu
>not gay
THIS IS NOT MY HEADCANON RIIII