/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22684088
*headpats the small fairy*
This is human country you know? Ask away before someone sees you!

Oh, no. I'm not falling for your NTR/findom shenanigans. Go find another victim.

>>22684120
I'm a broke NEET, so I don't have to worry about that. Hopefully I get to ram my veiny lolicon cock inside her cunny before she finds out.

>>22684088
that's lord doctor mister esquire to you, bitch

>>22684428
Put the gun down before I incinerate your reproductive organs.

>>22684454
go ahead it's not like i'm going to use them

>>22684088
sup shorty you good? swing by the crib later I got what you need.

>>22684088
I'm sorry missy, I'm not a lolicon.

>>22684706
>>>/y/

>>22684706
Wow, I thought gays were just a myth!

I'd steal her ribbon!

With all the Anons expressing interest in bullying Luna, surely /jp/ can round up a taskforce of NEETs dedicated to bullying Star.

>>22684088
Feature her in a rap video with the other bowed retard who likes to dance, Chika.

>>22686735
Star is way too lewd. I bet she loves teasing adult men.

>>22686735
Anon's who were sent to bully Star ended up getting bullied by her instead.

>>22689549
That's why we need a large group of Anons. Star is far too crafty for one or two, but a large group of obese unwashed NEETs should be able to manage something.

>>22689576
No. By dawn they'll all be unconscious with shriveled, prune-like testicles and several STD's
You just can't beat the cunny
No, not the cunny

>>22689772
>By dawn they'll all be unconscious with shriveled, prune-like testicles and several STD's
I bet Star would achieve that without even having sex with any of them!

>>22689772
Fairies don't have STDs, I think you're thinking of shrine maidens. The rest is probably accurate, though.

>>22689810
The NEETs will get them from each others' cum, even if Star herself is immune. There's going to be an awful lot of sloppy seconds going on

>>22690019
Lolicon NEETs have done enough to acquire STDs?

They're more impressive than I thought.

>>22690031
Reimu is so cheap that at least one of them will have done her, or will do her during the night

>>22690019
That's why you wash your onahole after each use. Just lift star by an ankle and throw her into the sink headfirst, jam the faucet into her cunny/anus and flush n' rinse using a bit of desinfectant.
Ready for the next use.

>>22690066
No, don't do any of that
Cunnt gets more pleasurable the more semen there is inside to lubricate it

>>22690019
That's exactly why non-virgin scum should be burned at the stake.

>>22684088
why is /jp/ so fairycon?

>>22693965
why are fairies so sexy?

>>22693965
Fucking a loli is like a re-do machine for your lost youth

>>22684088
I don’t hate it but these threads become less enjoyable when shit like
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>>22694732
Gets posted. The fun levels drop to zero and the scrublords come out of hiding to talk nothing but shite.

>>22698632
I'm sorry for you, but my fun levels rise to 100 when it happens

>>22698632
We know you might be convinced star is your daughterwife, but she is just an onahole cumdump for the /jp/ gang.

>>22694732
But I don't want to be young again. I love being able to princess-carry and manhandle fairies.

>>22699275
I want to be one of the dozen faceless fat men who cum inside a fairy in front of the shota who's in love with her

>>22699326
Good taste, shotas deserve to suffer.
It'd be even better if she got addicted to having sex with several older men and could never again orgasm unless she was having sex with an ojisan

Stop talking like that about Star. She may have done some things in the past, but she regrets all that. She cried and told me I'm the only she wants now.
That's why I'm working hard so I can marry and support her!

>>22704423
Stop being so depressingly realistic.

>>22704423
At least she conserves her looks and didnt become a fat old, used roastie.
Still na usable onahole.
Unless you're one of these so called "cucks" thay accept denial of sex without kicking her out of the door.

>>22704465
God I want to collect all these fairies' used panties. Imagine the pee stains!

>>22704465
I'd prefer an honest used-up whore who'd have gangbangs and shit with me to a "reformed" slut

>>22684088
What do you want, Kaguya's daughter?

>>22704423
>She may have done some things in the past
"Past" as in two days ago.

>>22705797
More like two minutes, dude...
If you stick it in her she's still sloppy!

Damn it, I don't care how difficult it's going to be, I want to bully Star!!

>>22706457
I'm sure Star will let you wear her clothes and bully you while she calls you Star and wears your clothes! She's good friends with the Eientei as you can see >>22705501, so she'll have no trouble getting a little something from Eirin to help you two reverse your size difference. Just hope that she gave you the right dose so your new size isn't permanent. She's known to be a little forgetful with these sorts of things in the past!

>>22709353
>I'm sure Star will let you wear her clothes and bully you while she calls you Star and wears your clothes!
Hot!

>she'll have no trouble getting a little something from Eirin to help you two reverse your size difference
Slightly weird, but still hot!

>>22709353
I can't wait to begin my new life as a fairy! It sounds amazing! There must be absolutely no downsides!

>>22712214
Aside from being chased and most likely raped by multiple fat smelly deranged /jp/ neets who start leaking precum the moment they see a fairy.

>>22712214
If that's what you wanted, you could've just drank a gallon or so of their pee in the first place.

>>22712287
Are the neets sensitive enough to distinguish between the genuine article and a pretender or cosplayer? Because while I'm a natural M, I'll only accept bullying and abuse from cute girls.

>>22712357
Sorry, I just woke up and thought you meant actually becoming a fairy.
I think most fairycons would treat you like part of the scenery. They'd see you the same way they see a rock or a tree.

>>22712397
Ah, to clarify I'm not actually >>22712214 (and I think you were probably right about their intentions), but rather just an idiot interested in setting myself up for as much fun as possible without needing to see a fairycon or faceless old man. Hence an interest in >>22709353 and related

Anon just wants to remain pure but fairies stalk him and try to do sexual things with him every day.

>>22712461
>Anon just wants to remain pure
I don't. I'll abstain from fapping for a week and walk around the forest at night wearing only my underwear!

Hey little girl are you lost? Where are your parents?

>>22712214
Even if there is a downside is more than worth.

>>22721185
Is getting used as an onahole and cumflated every day a downside or an upside for you?

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>>22706364
That unacceptable. I'll scrape it all off with my dick and then cum deep inside her, making her pregnant with my child.

Hey little girl are you lost? Where are your panties?

>>22721248
I'd personally be insulted having your phimotic, smegma-riddeled chodes anywhere near around me.

I would beat my fairy wings fast enough to castrate what constitutes your "manhood".

>>22725481
whatever nerd, I bet you wouldn't even be that cute as a fairy.

>>22725481
Hot. I bet I'd come in seconds from your wingjob.

>>22725481
There's already a fairy who castrates anons and makes them her faithful servants. So unless you want to intrude in Star's niche and risk retribution from her, I'd suggest that you find another way of protecting yourself.

>>22684088
What do you want

What would Star do if I stole her ribbon and bullied her for having no ribbon and looking stupid?

>>22732780
Milk you until you're numb all over then use that chance to steal all your clothes, drape you ass to the sky in the middle of the human village and then taunt you for hours on end while passers-by sneer at you with contempt.

>>22684088
Star, my daughter. Why are you talking to strangers with such a lewd face?

>>22735227
Father! (May I call you that, sir?)

Please allow me to marry your daughter!

>>22686708
but then she would die

>>22725454
"They are right here!"
AS IF
reported to the Shrine Maiden

Ahh I want to pin down a fairy and rape her!

>>22746036
Which one, though?

>>22748471
It doesn't matter.