/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Rape the wife, kill the friend, eat the baby.

Wait 10 years then have sex with Sempai-chan.

There was a warrior in my old WoW guild named Sempai, I called him sempai-sempai because it was so fucking funny.

PURGE THE UNCLEAN.

>>2266692
I can imagine you overhearing the doctor say the name in the hospital room with those reactions.

Your friend and his wife are fucking retarded.

Tell your friend that his daughter isn't your "Sempai." Always complain that she's talking down to you.

Imagine Sempai going to Japan one day.

HONK HONK

>>2266725

Don't they have naming laws to prevent this kind of thing from happening?

>>2266734
In the US?

People name their kids after shit like months in
America. June, July, I mean, what the fuck?

Well, I have two cousins named Sanae and Jin. They're both Irish-American and have no asian blood in them.

Parents are dipshit weeaboos.

I will name my son "Imperishable Night".

>>2266709
>WoW
>sempai-sempai

Listen, guys. This isn't even that bad.

I bet somewhere in the south, two or three different people named "Junior" could be found.

How is this any worse?

>>2266742
Those don't sound bad at all though. Sanae is a cute name. Jin is pretty common anyway so I don't see any problems there.

Sempai, on the other hand..

>>2266746
That's not allowed, unless you hyphenate it.

>>2266739
People in Japan name their kids after shit like table or sand-snow.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, SLOW DOWN A MINUTE

What's the difference between senpai and sempai?

>>2266742
Is Sanae hot? I want to sleep with her just because she has an asian name.

>>2266746
What son?

OP, make sure you get in her good books to unlock the sempai route in a few years.

Name your fetus Undefined-Fantastic-Object.

>>2266753
Good thing I live in Germany.

Naming our kids like that would scar them for life.

>>2266754
A consonant.

>>2266734
Look at nigger names

Sheene'qua, Shithead(Sh-e-deed), Taquanda, Miracle, Ebonisha, Destiny, Deetric, plus a variety of FRENCH and German names without an ounce of french or German blood in them(save for Louisiana).

>>2266754
Different types of romanizations. Like how people prefer to spell Hanzou as Hanzoh.

>>2266754
Whether the person typing it has ever typed in Japanese.

>>2266763
Well, I haven't seen her in 2-3 years, but the last time I did she was overweight, greasy and covered in acne. Might have sorted herself out by now. Good luck with that.

>>2266749
I guess, but it still pisses me off for some reason.

"Oh, your baby girr velly pletty!"

"Sank you! I name her Senior!"

This skit will put things in perspective.

I'm naming my kid Main Character.

>>2266780
The type of acne always depends on the affected person.

Worst case scenario: She will have to live with it until her late-twenties or mid-thirties.

I guess there's a connection between the acne and her overweight problem as well. This shit can fuck up your life pretty bad.

>>2266773
No one calls their kids Louis(e) or Richard anymore in Belgium/France, though. Richard I can understand, since most of them probably don't know it's french, but Louis? Marcel? Charles? they don't sound that good, and those are fucking old.

That's nothing, I know a couple who named one of their kids Persona.

How do these people even figure out how to breed?

>>2266800
>Louis? Marcel? Charles?
Charming names if you ask me.

I wouldn't mind naming my kidsl ike that.

I'd name my daughter "Alice".
And I know 40% of /jp/ would do the same

You know, now that I think about it, naming my kids Japanese shit isn't that bad of an idea.

Yui?
Taiga?
Reimu?

They're pretty awesome sounding names, if you ask me.

Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete is the best name ever.

>>2266805
Louis sounds good in english, I'll give you that. The two others are horrible. Oh well, that sort of thing mainly depends on your first language.

>>2266812
I'll name mine "Electra".

>>2266816
Your opinion doesn't matter.

Go fuck yourself.

>>2266825
What a shock

>>2266812
I would name mine Kaguya. She would be so ashamed she wouldn't even leave her room.
Just as planned.

Remilia is a nice name.
Patchouli if you are a dirty hippie.

>>2266812
If I ever have two daughter I'll name them Marisa and Alice. They're pretty common names here, so why not?
If they're boys, then fuck it you're going to be a trap son

>>2266800
I know someone named "Marcel"

The most french name I see is "Dominique" and there's the odd old Latin(?) name "Octavious" or "Octavian".

>>2266692
>>My friend and his wife just named their daughter 'Sempai'.

>>2266845
You can actually decide if you want your baby to be a boy or girl these days.

i'm going to name my half white half yellow daughter moe

MOE-CHAN, MOE-CHAN, GIVE DADDY A HUG

>>2266845
If you truly are his biological father, chances are he'll become a fat greasy trap. Bad move.

>>2266850
>I know someone named "Marcel"
Cool, me too.

Wanna make out?

>>2266858
And her first word will be "kawaii".

>>2266845
If I have a boy I'm going to turn him into a girl

>>2266872
If my thoughts could kill, you would be already dead.

>>2266892
teach him hobbies like embroidery and reading.

Son would be named Ronove or Battler.

Daughter either Beatrice Katherine.

Eh, guys? No comments on IT'S CALLED SENPAI AND NOT SEMPAI? Back to my fapping material now.

>>2266858
"No, 'daddy', you're a disgusting, worthless pig. Stay the hell away from me or i'll call social services."

Ah, good times. This is what you'll get for naming her Moe.

Frederica.

>>2266970

I'm going to name my kid GAR.

What do you think, /jp/?

>>2266989
Is she a great big fat person?

>>2266922
readingisforfaggots.jpg

Boy, Jun
Girl, Jum

>>2267068
lurkwaymoar.gif

I'd prob make fun of them for naming their kid with a misspelled name. Like southerners that name there kids "Micheal"

Sorry, you'll never convince me that senpai is spelled with an m.

Black people could name their kids after pharmaceutical drugs, and it wouldn't sound the slightest bit out of place.

>>2266812
I've been considering this since before I knew about Touhou, and before /jp/ existed.

>>2266816
Taiga is an awful name and an awful character in any series.

ITT: we name our kids we'll never get.

>>2267185
Correction.

I remember hearing from a doctor relative of mine that he met a black couple with a kid that had a name pronounced "Pah-Gee-Mahs". He asked them where a name as unique as that comes from, they said they found it by flipping through a magazine and stopping on a random page.

The name was spelled 'Pajamas'.

>>2267185
>I've been considering this since before I knew about Touhou, and before /jp/ existed.
me too

>>2267171
>there

Irony.

>>2267203

Samantha, or Alexis. I'd raise a tomboy daughter.

I'm fond of "Alice" for a girl name. It's pretty, even without references.

If I have a son, he'll be named MAX FIGHTMASTER.

>>2267232

>>2266812
Fuck I was just thinking about this a week ago. Came up when my younger sister said I could never have a kid because she would scare away any potential wives.

Me? A wife and kid? I can dream too right?

The silliest name I've ever seen was a girl in my high school class.

Her name was Abcde.
Pronounced "Ab-kuh-deh".

Her parents were high when they named her, apparently.

>>2267294
>my younger sister said I could never have a kid because she would scare away any potential wives.
This strike anyone else as strange?

>>2267326
I thought it was normal for imoutos to bang their bros.

There are so many stupid names I could tell you guys about, but they would get lost in translation.
Still, let's try a simple one.
From a certain part my family's origin is, there is a family called 'Dracoulakis'. Yes, as in dracula. And the word in that structure sounds as 'Little Dracula'.
That's the SURNAME.

The second-to-last generation Patriarch(grandpa) first name is 'Dracoulis'. Again, Dracula.

It's as ridiculous as being called 'Frankesten Frankestein'

>>2267305
I actually saw somebody mention this name (didn't meet the person about a week ago. It was pronounced "Ab-sid-ee", though.

>>2267294
Yandere sister.

>>2267338
Was it a family of vampires?
And I don't know, man, Frankesten Frankestein sounds pretty awesome.

I grew up with a girl named Candy, her last name was Cane, new a kid named Albert Alberts and a man named Steve Stevens, I met a woman in North Carolina named Shitonya, two houses down from me growing up was a Riefer and Mary Jane. People treat their kids like shit all over, this is nothing new.

>>2267326
I didn't think it strange at first and just made a counter statement but now that I look back at it, it was weird.

It's one of those things you keep in mind but don't bring up again.

>>2267326
It struck me as fucking hot.

whats worse? suri or sempai?

>>2267345
No, it's just a land of idiots.
And imagine growing UP like that.
In that place, it wouldn't matter.
But me, who early on in life came to a CITY due to my parents, being called that?
I'd be a joke for the rest of my fucking life.
...
Moreso than now.

>>2267346
Fernando Fernandez is pretty common on Spanish-speaking countries.

The problem with the name Alice is that there will be a ton of them in the next few years due to the fucking Twilight books.

I'd name my son Don Juan el Magnifico Gigantico de Immaculada Conception y Mayor de Todos Saavetra Quixote the Third.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXTngYxm8Bs&feature=PlayList&p=F3E1A060E0C37C2B&playnext=
1&playnext_from=PL&index=26

>>2267360
FUCK

>>2267374
DO IT FAGGOT

>>2267386
If that one amusing Twilight summary on Livejournal is any indication, that Alice and one other guy didn't suck as much as the rest of the characters.

Anyway, the number of Bellas will outweigh them. And when people ask if we named her after the one in Twilight, we can look at them with something between incredulity and horrified disgust, then ask them to stay away from our kids.

>>2267360
I know, I have a friend who works at a daycare, there are already three fucking Edwards in the group of about 15.

>>2267359
And what about Sirhan Sirhan?

>>2267411
I don't know what you read, but all the characters in Twilight are pretty much equally bad.

>>2266692
What is this image from?

Is Gilgamesh saying DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

because that is such a DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN face.

>>2267424
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I went to elementary school with a kid named Stainless Steele. I shit you not.

Cirno, Mystia.

If its a boy, Malakas or Makisig.

俺はガンダム

My mother claims to have known someone from when she went to school named Orangejello. Pronounced "or Angelo"

>>2267467
MALAKI

/jp/ - Nomenclature/General

>>2267485
It's been done.

I will name my daughter Cirno.

>>2267294
>Came up when my younger sister said I could never have a kid because she would scare away any potential wives.
Why haven't you had sex with her yet?

>>2266950 Daughter either Beatrice Katherine.

What weaboo character is named Katherine?

>>2267573

None. I just like the name.

>>2267564
Because I cannot get past her name-calling-physical-abuse tsun tsun. The dere dere are random events that I am blessed with occasionally.

If I have a daughter, I'm naming her Karen or Sara.

If I have a son, I'll probably go with whatever the wife wants. If not then I'm naming him TANK (all caps, no exceptions)

>>2267640
Final Destination

>>2267640

>TANK

That's awesome.

>all caps, no exceptions

Can you actually specify this?

>>2267651
I'll make sure the doctor knows, by force if necessary.

>>2267435
2nded

>>2267640

>>2267467
>>2267556
Chi-ru-no?

inb4 Sephiroth

>>2267717
Seer-no.

Maybe,

Cirno Pauline M.

I'll call her my little CP-chan