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why is that chubby boy wearing a one-piece?

>>2266153

Because not everywhere in the world is ashamed of the penis the way the US is. Thus, men actually wear swim wear instead of street clothes.

>>2266153
I lol'd so fucking hard, thank you.

I wonder how normal people can not have a boner when they go to the beach, have swimming lessons or things like that.

>>2266167
Learn to read or stop being retarded

>>2266177
Any normalfags care to answer this?

>>2266167

>>2266195
Whenever you start to feel one coming on there are ways to stop it, plus not wearing something skin tight.

>>2266177
I dunno, maybe all of those locations aren't exactly 'intimate', as in there's lots of people there, would be pretty uncomfortable

>>2266195
Just don't stare at girls for too long.

>>2266177
It's normal people who get boners by looking at girl in bikinis. The typical /jp/er shouldn't really find any reason to be aroused, except if he's some kind of masochist who gets aroused by knowing how humiliating it would be to get aroused.

>>2266177
Jezus christ, if someone gets a boner just by looking at another in a bathing suite at the beach, they need help.

>>2266257
But that's how it works in my animu

>>2266249
>except if he's some kind of masochist who gets aroused by knowing how humiliating it would be to get aroused.

I kinda like that idea.

>>2266257
They need to control their horny level.

>>2266249
Unless you have mastered your 2D training, you're probably going to get one if you see a girl who's cute enough... I think.
Never been in one of those places, so I wouldn't really know.
I find it hard to control random boners that come out of nowhere, though.

>>2266264
eh?..doesn't that always cause a nosebleed.

>>2266257
I think i need help.

>>2266278
>random boners
>out of nowhere

Swimmer here.

Getting a boner in a speedo is painful as shit. It hurts so much it never really happens and peters off before shit gets exposed.

That's how your boner never happens.

>>2266304
That's never happened to you? You're doing something completely unrelated to sex, and then suddenly, BAM. Boner.

Always happened during math class, for me.

>>2266343
Nope.

>>2266343
Lol I have had this happen to me

It happened during weird classes like differential equations and physics. I think it has something to do with time of day and or food.

>>2266343

I just got a boner :3

>>2266177
Whenever I feel a boner coming on in public I think of my old Logic professor naked and giving me a blowjob.
It softens me immediately.

>>2266680
Great, I just got a boner... Thanks, asshole.

>>2266680

>>2266680
That's a bad idea. Thinking unpleasant thoughts like that might work at first, but eventually you'll find yourself associating boners with it.

>>2266343
>always during math class
Holy shit, you too?!

>>2266343
Same

>>2266789
I just realized I had boners during the math class too. And the teacher was fucking ugly. WHAT

>>2266870
Wow, math must really get us men going.

>>2266343
Same as well, although this time the math teacher was decent looking, and the best part was that I was seated right next to an incredibly cute japanese transfer student.

Every male who has gone through puberty has gotten random boners.

>>2266882
Tracing those curves tends to make your mind wander.

Most young women would consider it a compliment, I'm sure.

I think the J-girl I fell in love with liked swimming

>>2267017
err... no.
unless either they already like the guy, or are the kind of insecure slutty girl who constantly needs reassurance that guys find her attractive

>>2267059
How could it be perceived as anything but a complement? It's basically like saying "you're so pretty I lost track of myself for several seconds." You'd have to be highly distrustful of the specific guy or of men in general to not be flattered.

>>2267100
Ahaha wow you best be trollin'.

>>2267100
Women are insane. Teenagers especially, and especially teenagers when it comes to anything about sex.

All these posts...

Sure is /b/ in here.

>>2267100
girls don't usually like to be reminded of penises; they have useful functions at times but are aesthetically equivalent to naked mole rats.

>>2267206
So all women are lesbians when they aren't being pressured to have sex with men. I knew it.

>>2267206
>aesthetically equivalent to naked mole rats
>naked mole rat

So the ladies are scared of the cock? 'Cause I'm sure scared of naked mole rats.

>>2267343
That thing looks like a potato with legs.

>>2267348
And ugly teeth.

>>2267206

Penis envy.

>>2267348
>>2267351
What? Are we talking about the british now?
For once in my life I'm confused.

>>2267425

werediscussingpenises.jpg

That pic must be after this, of course.
Can you blame the kid, really?

>>2267546
or after this

>>2267546

Due to the physical activity, I don't think he could get it up.

Just dont stare at girls at the beach, I find that I can avoid boners if I dont stare at someone for a long time.

If its really a problem, masturbate before you go to the pool/beach.