/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Of course

Those are some young-looking moms!

>>22480556
Gensokyo's retirement home!

>>22480556
Which mom?

>>22487139
All of them, silly.

>>22483122
If your mom is in a retirement home please make sure to visit her!

>>22480556
Uwa, stop making that pose Yukari, it's disgusting

>>22480556

>>22480556

>>22483122
Makai must be where they all go in their "twilight" years.

>>22482554
Alice has bigger tits than Shinki? What sorcery is this?

>>22497194
Alice asked Aya to brush up the picture a bit.

>>22487521
Mom was in a retirement home, but her cronies busted her out.

>>22482554
Indeed.

Alright, someone I trust who lives in Tokyo contacted me recently about them seeing Sakurai leaving the Monolith Soft head office in Tokyo. At first I thought this meant nothing, but the time my "Friend" saw Sakurai was shortly before the Famitsu Smash Bros tournament that involved several companies. Does this mean anything? I doubt it, but it's certainly interesting.

>>22497194
No they do not go to Makai in their "twilight" years you got that wrong.

>>22480556
lost my mom to cancer a couple months back. lost my shit and had to withdraw from college because of it. I miss her

>>22509435
Damn, anon. I come to /jp/ to take it easy, not to cry.

>>22506257
T-that doesnt look like a mom

Snack Kanaks is the best mom. She's trendy and will teach you all about sex.

>>22517773
I see youre a man of culture as well.

>>22509435
sorry for your loss

>>22517773
sneks are cute also

>>22509435
shit anon that actually sucks

So which mom would you go with and why?

>>22526303
I'd be happy with any of them bar maybe Okina and Miko

>>22526303
Tojiko is the superior Taoist mum, Miko is a literal dude.

>>22526303
Yukari, because she's the first 2hu I saw in a dream, and because she'd be able to pull Coraline-type "other-mother" bullshit with the gapping around, and with Ran and Chen, minus the whole "didn't quite work out" thing with the other-mother.

>>22526303
Junko is out of the question, I don't want to be her substitute aborted son.

>>22526303
Eirin. I'd stay well fed for sure.

>>22526303
Okina because she is one of the divine mothers and also a god of the kitchen, plus canon boobs
Just be nice to her and I’ll have some blessings.

>>22526303
How is there no Ran on that chart? It boggles the mind.

>>22526822
Because although it has been posted on this momhu thread, the actual fanart was not drawn as a momhu art. It was drawn more as a "characters who are big deals in the lore" kind of art.

>>22526689
or not

>>22526303
Junko, I just want to hug her and see her eyes light up when I call her 'mom'.

>>22527440
Her P-cup saggers beg to differ.

>>22526303
yuyuko
i bet she wouldnt care about me and just treat me like a servant but just being with her would make me happy

>>22528295
God I wish Eirin would breastfeed me while she gave another /jp/sie a prostate exam.

>>22528295
I wish Eirin would shrink me down to a couple of feet tall and dress me in this outfit!

>>22526303
Yuuka, I want to experience the joy of gardening with her.

>>22530032
i'll beat the shit out of dai

>>22530475
But why?!

>>22530569
shes a shit cook! get her out

>>22530573
But that's what Yuuka is there for, silly, to teach her.

>>22506257
Go home Suika you're drunk

>>22480556
what defines momness of a girl?

>>22531216
Similarities with your own mother, what's familiar and ideal.

>>22526303
Kanako because mountains and stuff
Junko because shes hot

>>22535211
could kanako make a mountain for me?

>>22535211
>>22537088
Kanako IS the mountain now

>>22537100
I want Kanako to make ME the mountain!

>>22535153

Byakuren is my mom but I hate her. I wish Eirin were my mom.

>>22540399
>>22535153
wholesome
*checks what else this artist draws*

oh

>>22537100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1jxJ6ISks

>>22540408
That's not very nice, anon, you should love your mom no matter what.

>>22526303
I wish Yukari was my wife, making Ran my daughter and Chen my granddaughter!

>>22541210
Hello, grandpa.

>>22540408
My mommy biker is so cool, dont slander her.

>>22550779
Your sister is my girlfriend, dude.

>>22550880
your girlfriend is my wife dude

Mamange is my mom.

>>22551089
Get out of /jp/, Seija.

Mom conference to start in a few hours!
What do you think they're going to discuss?

>>22551089
I see a nipple

If Eirin is my mom, does that make Kaguya my sister?

>>22556366
which shota to rape

>>22557421
Maybe, would it also make Reisen your aunt?

>>22556366
They're concocting punishments for their sons (us) for posting lascivious remarks about them on the internet.

>>22558133
How diabolical! By combining all of their experiences as moms, the punishments will no doubt make even the mightiest cry in pain and beg mom to stop!

>>22557921
That cake is missing a LOT of candles, unless each candle represents 1000000 years.

>>22558284
it probably is to make the cake not get covered in candles

>>22558284
Anon, cut Eirin's kids some slack. They couldn't even spell "Birthday" right.

>>22531216
Kindness, patience, nurturing ability towards children
This shit is honestly more instinctive than anything else

>>22561167
I'm Eirin's husband and we have no kids...yet.

>>22566440
Who made that postcard, then? Keine's pupils as a gift for the kind doctor?

>>22558133
Maybe I'm just so cool I wanna die

The 40 year old men from the human village who were cured by Eirin of ED.

>>22571836
meant for
>>22566811

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3647602

>>22526303
Sensei Keine, duh. Spend time with mom both in school AND at home!

>>22480556
I have a problem, I have no idea which momhu to choose.

>>22574337
Follow your heart, and the momhu will naturally fall into your lap, or will it rather be you falling into a momhu's lap?

>>22574375
I have attempted to follow my heart, it is just as confused as the rest of my body.

>>22574659
So there's no particular momhu that makes your heart go doki doki the most?

>>22576301
anon has no mom

My moms a cowboy!

>>22576557
Nonsense, there will always be a momhu ready to take him under her wing. If he can not find the right momhu for him, then the right momhu will find him herself eventually.

God of the kitchen, and mothers.

>>22577994
Grandmommy.

>>22577842
...you're fucking right. I am going to stop myself from trying to perform tasks given by myself. and wait for the momhu to appear herself.

Big-tittied dead momma.
Wait, would that make Yuyuko a reverse Junko?

>>22584620
Yuyu titters

>>22584620
>>22585011
yuyuko is the most motherly 2hu anyone who draws her as a little girl does it wrong

>>22585036
Yuuka is the most motherly 2hu

Komachi is my young and hard working mommy.

>>22574337
Why choose a momhu when you can create a new one?

>>22585253
Your mom is very cute, dude.

My mom may be a bit primitive but that doesn't mean she can't make a banger of a meal!

>>22585290
after a long time of thought I have decided on an answer.
because I'm nowhere near responable enough to take on the role of creating a momhu, let alone making sure the child byproduct doesn't get themselves injured.

>>22593840
How about becoming an orphan and letting Keine shelter you until she finds someone to adopt you?

>>22595944
that'll do.

>>22597467
Excellent, another crisis averted! Until further notice your temporary mom will be Keine, any and all issues that you may have are to be directed to her. I'm sure you'll make for a great match!

>>22480556

>>22597530
Wouldn't that make Mokou anon's temporary onee-chan?

>>22598916
Is that meant to be a problem? I'm sure he'll be fine. That just means he'll be able to hang out with Mokou while Keine's in school.

>>22598916
God I wish that were me

>>22600568
>>22603214
Mokou babysitting anon while Keine is at work!

Peak performance.

>>22603976
I... have suprisingly few objections to this.
would I be allowed to throw a bunch of flammable things in a metal drum and set them ablaze?

Which of these moms would continue breastfeeding me as an adult?

>>22604502
The boobhu threads on /e/

>>22604502
Practically all of them will if you ask nicely enough/have a good reaosn for it. Some will feed you whenever you want with no strings attached, others will feed you only in the morning and before bedtime and others might only feed you after you've done some chores. Some might start enjoying it too much and start using their milk as a substitute for cow milk, though, so you might end up finding yourself eating cereal with their milk, or drinking some hot chocolate made with their milk.

>tfw you will never have a big mommy to hold you at night and tell you everything is going to be alright

thanks mom who gave birth to me for being an antivax retard who made me like this because mommy issues

>>22540413
what else do they draw?

>>22605451
Who are you quoting?

>>22605496
Just because this is a momhu thread doesn't mean we have to spoonfeed you, anon!

>>22604502
Oh I know someone who can help you with that.

>>22606012

everyone here

>>22607683
It sounds like something I don’t want to see, so I don’t want to see it, but I was still curious.

>>22605451
too green

>>22480556
>Have you hugged your mom and told her you love her today?
Do Americans actually do this? Where I live, this sort of affection is only really seen in modern, westernized movies

>>22603976
I think it'd make more sense for Keine to just take anon to school with him.

>>22611603
with her*
A silly mistake on my part.

>>22611606
Keine doesn't run a daycare, y'know? Where would anon be when she's teaching a class?

>>22611687
He could just be in the classroom with her? He'd also be receiving an education on top of that.

>>22611743
Is he mature enough for that? Keine isn't known for putting up with disruptiveness in her class.

>>22611953
I don't see why he wouldn't be. If some of Keine's pupils are fairies then he'd most likely be the most mature out of the bunch, it's not like she's teaching at an academic level.
Speaking of which, having your teacher as your mom sounds pretty awkward.

>>22612011
>If some of Keine's pupils are fairies then he'd most likely be the most mature out of the bunch
Imagine getting bullied by a fairy, a head taller than you, and being unable to do anything about it despite being more mature and intelligent than her! Then again, if you're the teacher's kid, nobody would dare to mess with you.

>>22612343
H-hot...

>>22612409
I bet these three could easily make the average anon cry for their mom if they wanted to.

>>22612545
I'd cry for fat faceless men to come to my rescue.

>>22612591
That would work perfectly if it were only Luna and Sunny bullying you.

>>22612343
Anon, I don't think fairies would be THAT tall!

>>22612622
But what's the point of going to Gensokyo if you don't get the full momhu experience by starting over from an age where fairies ARE that tall compared to you?

>>22612650
But that raises questions like how would that happen in the first place and whether they'd force it on you or not!

>>22612725
There are so many people in Gensokyo who are capable of feats of power much greater than reducing one anon back to childhood that the how really isn't important here! And it would make sense for them to force this sort of treatment to make it easier for newcomers to adjust to a life in Gensokyo. Then again, you can't force the willing.

>>22612545
>>22612343
both of you act as if I wouldn't happily join the fairies prank wars.

>>22612738
How would reverting someone to childhood make it easier for them to integrate into Gensokyo? Not that I'm complaining.

>>22612773
By making you grow up and learn about the world around you without preconceived notions or expectations would greatly dampen the culture shock. Also having your personal guide in the form of a momhu would help the process further.

>>22612838
Wouldn't your perspective on Gensokyo be altered by your momhu instead then, though? I doubt you'd have the same experience and notions as someone whose momhu is Byakuren or Kanako while yours is Junko.

>>22612932
Yes it would, but wouldn't it also make it easier to bond with her if she's the one to guide your perspective and development?

>>22613013
I guess so, it'd probably also be really fun to visit your momhu every weekend or so to check up on what she's doing and tell her how you've been. Help run some errands on top of that to help repay all the things she's done for you.

>>22613084
I'd rather live with mom and work at her clinic with her. She's bound to be busy as hell being the only doctor/pharmacist in Gensokyo and would surely appreciate help.

>>22613144
Very commendable, I'd probably just help refurbish Junko's home and make some nice furniture for her.

>>22613239
Heca and Piisu would surely appreciate that too!

>>22613329
I hope so! Worst fear would probably be having one of the chairs suddenly break while one of them is sitting on it, though. Don't know how I'd be able to live with that

>>22613390
Junko isn't that fat! Her milkers might be big, but they aren't that big.

>>22613403
You misunderstand, it could just be that the work itself is flimsy or poorly done, and the last thing I'd want is getting someone hurt because of my incompetence.

>>22613417
Junko is pretty resilient since she's a spirit of some sort, so there shouldn't be much of a risk for that to happen.

>>22613467
Yet what of the mental harm? Junko would probably ponder stuff like "and to think it was my son that made such an unstable thing!"

I can't believe Youmu gets to have two (2!) moms!

>>22616705
God I wish that were me

>>22617324
I'll be Reisen and watch you regret it, then

How would you spend Christmas with your momhu?

>>22618452
simple, fireworks!

>>22618496
Nice and simple! Make sure to not stand too close to the fireworks!

mom im hungry

>>22618452
inside infront of a fireplace really cozy under a blanket together!

>>22619542

>>22620506
I want this, but also while we're both drinking some hot cocoa and eventually one of us falls asleep.

>>22622865
What's the matter? You're not gonna get in?

>>22623904
Just a bit hesitant, that's all.

>>22622865
Seiga nyannyan, the lustful mommy.

>>22623904
I want to plant my seed in the plant waifu

>>22624821
Same, except I want to restrain Yuuka on her bed, then plant Bamboo Shoots underneath her! Then over the course of a few days the Bamboo will grow and penetrate her back, tearing through her organs before exiting her stomach! The agonized expression on my mom’s face would be super fun to watch!

>>22624988
I want Yuuka to do something like that to me!

>>22625316
what stroke your dick?

>>22625670
i mean, if she wants to

>>22624988
But anon, then you wouldn't have a mom anymore!

Me on the right

>>22604502
Following up: what would each momhu's milk taste like?

>>22624450
God I want Seiga to mom the hell out of me!

>>22629338
Now why isn't my mouth latched on to one of those saggers?

>>22629399
Taking a bath with mom!
Getting part of your daily dose of Seiga milk at the same time!

>>22629408
Seiga simultaneously drying you and herself with the same towel!
Giving you a nursing handjob before bed!

>>22629434
Sounds like a perfect way to go to sleep. I bet Seiga saggers would feel incredible as pillows.

>>22629452
How are you meant to use them as pillows without trying to grope or suck on them the entire night?

>>22629473
That's why you have to exhaust yourself somehow before going to bed so you fall asleep immediately.

>>22629487
How would Seiga go about achieving that?

>>22629520
I think those heart pupils and lewd expression answer that question. Hands-on sex-education with mom!

>>22480556
>My mom kicked my working class chad af dad out, he moved into my house, she started dating some beta cuck alcoholic just so she could drink/pop pills, then she finally divorced my dad, while trying to take everything and leave him with ALL the debt SHE piled up, and moved in with him after we found out about the cuck. Why do I want to hug her?

>>22629532
But what if we managed to endure the entire day before exhausting ourselves? We wouldn't get anything done! Or, what if Seiga tapped out before me? Or what if I tapped out way before it was time for bed?

God of moms, who has "fun" with me on the temple grounds, like they used to do ages ago!

>>22629574
>Or, what if Seiga tapped out before me?
Seiga's stamina cannot be met by mere mortal men.
>Or what if I tapped out way before it was time for bed?
Then it's bedtime early that day!

>>22629614
Maybe, one day, Seiga will teach me how to keep up with someone like her in bed.

>>22629649
She can't blame her son for at least trying very hard!

>>22629680
I'd much rather mom just stop beating around the bush and tell me where I need to improve! Reckless criticism! Calling me absolutely pathetic, picking on the most minute details and insulting my techniques, showing how much of an amateur I truly am!

>>22629705
She can be a bit harsh, but she means well.

Momhus are not for lewding! They are for hugging, kissing on the cheek, showing how much you love them by making breakfast for them in the morning, getting them gifts on special times like Christmas, Mother's Day, etc.!

Hope you've been a good boy this year!

>>22634373
does being thrown at keine and imprinting due to being unable to pick a momhu count as "good"

>>22634462
There's more to being a good boy than just that!
In fact, maybe Santa will get you even more gifts for not having a true momhu yet!

Merry Christmas to you all!

>>22634528
cute teacher!

christmas moms?

>>22634528
I mean, sure. if it counts as well theres the factor of training myself to need less sleep so I can research whatever the interest of the week is harder

>>22637408
Moms are preparing the Christmas meal for all of us to chow down on!

>>22638094
Mom Eirin getting a well-deserved rest after making the meal!

Babu

Wish I could celebrate Christmas with a momhu.

>>22646318
I wish I could celebrate Christmas by making a momhu

>>22648248
How about a grandmahu on top of that? 2 birds with 1 stone!

>>22648293
Its what alice was made for

>>22648432
After all these years, Shinki is finally going to get grandchildren!

>>22637408

>>22648708
thanks kanako!

do you like sneks?

>>22650737
Snekmoms deserve love too.

Poor Junko..

>>22654308
Junko getting PTSD episodes whenever someone says "mom"!
Junko crushing your bones from hugging you too hard, thinking you're her son!

>>22654308
>>22654533

Comforting Junko and helping her to move on with her life! Surrogate mother-son bonding activities!

>>22655825
Hugging Junko whenever she has vivid nightmares of her past and trying to calm her down!

Smol mom

>>22660103
Two moms!

>>22526303
Mama Ran

>>22661246
Never forget the mama Ran exodus.

>>22665512
What do you mean?

>>22665512
I started browsing the jay around that time, never understood where those threads went

>>22665527
>>/jp/thread/S21597932#p21598996
Although I personally agree with the other posters and don't think a general was needed or desirable.

>>22665977
Wow, that's such a shame.
And I'm not even into diaper stuff, but if it was mama Ran...

Me on the left

Do it.

>>22674212
Yuyu so I could hang out with Youmu! Although the 2-for-1 deal you would get from choosing Kanako or Ran-shama/Yukari is pretty attractive as well.

I will give her a second chance!

My mom is so cool and sexy!

>>22674212
I still can't fucking choose... so... ran? that'd bring double momhu and I can easily switch if I prefer yukari afterwards.

>>22674212
yukari, no contest

>>22675762
I agree but I think we should avoid calling our mom "sexy" right in front of her face. Perhaps "very pretty" would be a better term!

>>22678049
It is her fault for being so sexy!

>>22681573
Contain yourself! I won't be there to save you when Junko gives you 'the talk'.

Having Shinki as your mom would make Yumeko your de facto mom!

>>22683706
Imagine having Sacchan as your Onee-chan and co-mom!

>>22683371
Mom is even sexy when she is mad!

>>22683929
If you're so eager to share those thoughts with mom why don't you let more people know about it? Junko forcing you to shout at the top of your lungs "I think my mom is very sexy" in public!

New year new mom!

What is your momhu's New Year's resolution?

my Idol Mom

>>22686251
I will go to everywhere with mom and shout at the crowd "MY MOM JUNKO IS SO COOL AND SEXY!"

>>22686251
Must be embarrassing for Eiki to sit between her mom and employee, considering that she's short and flat and they're tall and busty.

>>22691350
To love me more than anyone else!

>>22526303
Definitely Ran or Yukari.

>>22694106
No dice, guess Junko's new year's resolution will be to come up with a way to teach you manners, respect, and humility!

>>22526303
How are momhus expect to feed all of these sons!?

>>22694183
She's most likely used to it at this point.

>>22700431
Maybe so, but one thing that she'll never get used to, is her mom picking out clothes for her to wear.

>>22700477
I wish my momhu picked out my clothes for me and dressed me up every morning!

>>22704711
What if she made you wear Sanae's old clothes that she outgrew years ago?

>>22704795
Plenty of famous people that wore their older siblings' hand-me-downs, so I'd probably jokingly call her thrifty.

>>22704898
Just don't let Aya see you wearing them or you'll be famous before you know it.

Real moms make sure that you stay healthy!

>>22707593
mokou doesn't need to worry about that.

>>22707619
It's the thought that counts!

>>22708232
This reminds me, I should go and finish the other instalments.

>>22711450
Are there anymore than the three with Sanae, Marisa and Reimu?

I wish Kanako was my mom

>>22711457
Don't think so, only Reimu, Sanae and Marisa were shown to have been affected, although would be nice to see more. Works in question for those who are interested:
https://exhentai.org/g/132412/1118f37f49/
https://exhentai.org/g/356516/79f8bbf35d/
https://exhentai.org/g/366762/aea5476d89/

>>22713276
I literally can't decide which momhu I like best but I know I could only handle one of them

>>22713276
Snake boobie.
>>22715077
What do you want in/expect from a momhu?

I just want Yuuka to take care of me and teach me how to care for her flowers with her.

>>22715140
I'd like a momhu who'd cuddle and fuss over me but still tease me about it from time to time

>>22715213
I can sort of see Shinki doing that.

>>22715411
That sounds exactly like something that Shinki would do.

>>22716796
The duality of Shinki. Wanting her children to be independent but also spoil and tease them at the same time. A true mom.

>>22716199
What's for dinner, Kanako?

>>22721452
Same as always, anon!
Milkies!

>>22721502
What's that ladle for, then?

>>22721544
Mommy still needs to eat, silly!

>>22721571
Well that's just confusing. Is she going to make food while feeding, or is she going to eat her food with a ladle? Why not a spoon?

Different momhus will have different approaches to diets. What do you think your momhu would serve for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

>>22722138
Yukari would be lazy and let Ran cook all her meals, then Yuyuko would show up as a guest for every meal. Whatever Ran-sama ends up making, I hope she makes enough for everyone.

>>22722138
She'd tell me she's gonna make my favorites, and then disappoint me with something else. But I'll still eat it anyways because I love her!

>>22723544
Yuuka strikes me as the kind of mom that would say "you either eat that or starve until the next meal" if you didn't want to eat her food. That and she'd probably make you watch her eat until she was done.

>>22724211
I'd always keep her company until she finishes her food!

>>22725515
You could clean the pots and pans while you're at it.

>>22721658
She's going to cook her own food and serve it with the ladel, and when she's finished she'll feed you too!

>>22727995
It'd probably be better to do the feeding before lunch/dinner, but I won't judge! Mom knows best, after all.

>>22726346
Absolutely! You just relax, I'll take care of everything!

Triple the moms, triple the fun.

My mom doesn't need me she left for Florida to take it easy 23 years ago

The forgotten mom.

the forbidden mom

The scary mom.

>>22734008
An incident that the momhus will have to solve!

>>22733569
God I wish Yukari would look at me like that

>>22734672

Seasonal mom.

I just want to rest my head on a momhu's shoulder and vent so she could comfort me afterwards.

>>22739344
Why use a shoulder when there's a perfectly good bosom to cry into

>>22739443
That works too, preferably while lying in bed.

>>22739443
This raises the question: how would each momhu react to you tearing up while resting your head on their boobs?

>>22740766
Yukari is pretty smart so I think she'd either expect it or at the very least deduce why it might be happening, probably pulling you in closer with a knowing smile and a gentle caress until the tears stop.

I imagine Junko would take the opportunity to start crying too, until eventually you both stop and wipe each other's eyes.

Byakuren would probably be very concerned and ask you what's wrong, perhaps while squeezing you tightly and speaking softly in your ear.

>>22740936
What about Yuuka???

>>22740936
I'm afraid, yet curious to know how Seiga would react.

>>22741790
She'd call you absolutely hopeless, then tell you to look at her and proceed to wipe your tears with a handkerchief.

>>22743237
I like this Yuuka

>>22740936
Having Junko and I cry ourselves to sleep sounds rather nice in a strange way.

>>22747403
imagine how hard she'd be squeezing you

>>22747802
Imagine her trying to tell you reassuring things, like how she'll always be there for you and will never let you get in harm's way whilst audibly hiccuping and sobbing. Then eventually the sobbing dies down and she falls asleep, so you kiss her on the cheek, snuggle up to her and wonder what awaits you the next day.
Also, God I wish I had a bone or two broken from Junko squeezing me too hard!

>>22749920
Junko is for mutual healing

>>22751407
Momhus are for mutual everything.

>>22753095
The world needs more casual momhus

>>22741924
she would laugh and then offer you paizuri

>>22754100
Paizuri therapy with Nyan Nyan

The time to bid farewell to the momhus looms ever closer... It may be bye bye for now, but not forever!

>>22760378
Good night mom!

>>22760378
looking at pretty flowers with Yuuka will always be my favorite way to spend mother's day!

Nighty night..