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Girls in nothing but sweaters. Comfy, comfy sweaters.
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>> No.22606048
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>>22606039
I agree.

>> No.22606055
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>>22606039
Probably home-made, too.

>> No.22606060

>>22606048
I don't understand her shirt

>> No.22606062

>>22606039
Big THICK Jinko in a sweater!

>> No.22606078

>>22606060
She's a harpy. They lay eggs. Eggs go into eggnog. Eating a harpies unfertilized eggs is very lewd and intimate.

>> No.22606080
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>>22606062
Loli Jinko in a sweater?

>> No.22606081

>>22606078
I see. But I don't even know what eggnog is like

>> No.22606084

>>22606078
>Eating a harpies fertilized eggs is very lewd and inappropriate.
I'd do it with a Black Harpy after every transaction.

>> No.22606088

>>22606081
Creamy and alcoholic.

>> No.22606089
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>> No.22606098

Scandinavian Ratas!

>> No.22606100

>>22606080
Also cute

>> No.22606112

KC can't draw teens for shit, looks so weird proportionally. And to answer that other anon though there's 3 sabbath specific girls, just look at all the books and other pics he's drawn, it's full of other supposedly unrelated girls, I mean ratta, who brought me onto this topic, is literally one of the leaders of a sabbath branch. Like, there's no escaping it. You can give me niche scenarios all you like, won't change that at a glance you can't separate lolis from the institution.

>> No.22606115

>>22606084
>making a whorebird eat her own egg

i shouldn't have this boner but i do

>> No.22606116

>>22606098
Oh ja?

>> No.22606120
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>>22606115
I want to purchase the same BHooker every night and never use a condom with her! She'll tell me all about all the disgusting sex she's had with all her other customers and warn me about all the STD's she has! Eventually the stories get so outlandish and unbelievable that it becomes obvious she's never had another customer!

>> No.22606130

>>22606084
>Eating a harpies fertilized eggs
They do that in south east asian countries, fetus and all. I doubt you could do it to a MG without ending disembowelled by harpy talon

>> No.22606135

>>22606130
They don't grow into fetuses overnight, just eat it right after the creampie.

>> No.22606136

>>22606112
>I mean ratta, who brought me onto this topic, is literally one of the leaders of a sabbath branch
Rattas are common in the Runya Runya branch but they don't lead it. Runya is the Baphomet that wrote guide 3 and can't use magic. And Just because a branch is made up of those breeds doesn't meant all members of that breed are or limited to just those.

>> No.22606164

>>22606120
Same, but I actually want to her have screwed around in the past. If that's not possible, I'll get a 'flayer to use her magic to convince us she did.

>> No.22606166

>>22606039
Sweater Yetis with their big snuggle lumps resting on your head

>> No.22606172

>>22606164
Do you also want to eat the eggs that "her other customers have fertilized"?

>> No.22606175

>>22606172
Well, I wouldn't screw a knocked up girl. That's too cuckish for me.

>> No.22606207
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>>22606175
How would you feel if your accidentally daughter spilled the beans that your wife was a virgin when you married and never cheated on you, despite what she might have told you?

>> No.22606229
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You're in the tavern, minding your own business and nursing a mug of frothy water when these two walk up to you and ask your help in clearing some rats out of a basement.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?

>> No.22606230

>>22606112
Those are just the main girls. The only full sabbath breeds are baphos, familiars, and witches. All three of which can have a permanently adult body. Heck baphos dont even have to be apart of a sabbath as marunes mom shows. Familiars could leave as well and it's really only witches that can't due to dark mages being a thing.

>> No.22606235

>>22606207
Very disappointed. I'd have to make the wife compensate for lying to me like that

>> No.22606238

Would Kiki maids look through their master's baby photos and other childhood keepsakes while they are out of the house? When the master's parents visit, does she ask them to tell her stories of the master's childhood?

>> No.22606242

>>22606229
I'll take my payment in sniffs of the fluffball

>> No.22606243

>>22606238
Album located!

>> No.22606245

>>22606229
I'll clear some virginity out of that salamander's womb, ufufufu. Inari can go fuck herself or watch. Not that I don't like inaris. I just prefer they be much older.

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>> No.22606251

>>22606235
>compensate
How?

>> No.22606256

>>22606112
>mean ratta, who brought me onto this topic, is literally one of the leaders of a sabbath branch
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.22606257

>>22606251
I'll leave that up to your imagination

>> No.22606261

>>22606229

The inari looks normal but that is a suspicious salamander. She's got scars and everything, that means she's high enough level to handle a few rats.

>> No.22606267

>>22606136
Doesn't matter. I didn't say every single loli was a part of sabbath.It's just the vast majority and my point is I think such a pervasive and overarching organisation does harm to the idea of any single loli's individuality, especially at a glance from a human's eye. We've evolved to generalize because it beneficial and more often than not true. All this breaks down the moment you actual linteract and talk with one, but if a girl is relying on her looks to attract attention, like I imagine loli supremacists to do, it harms her to have some one take a glance and go "Oh, just another sabbath loli". And lets face it, more often than not it is just another sabbath loli

>> No.22606268

>>22606261
Those scars are just the result of growing up in a brood of Salamanders.

>> No.22606271

>>22606261
>The scars are actually just makeup
>She's actually a Lvl. 1 Salamander
She sunk all her starting points into attack stats which is why she needs someone to tank some damage so that she can level up

>> No.22606295
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>>22606039
I'm guessing some of you have watched Japanese Porn or porn involving Japanese Men (do not deny it I know some of you have) where they sloppily mouth-to-mouth kiss the woman vigorously. Yeah I know it may looks weird or off putting as they look like they're trying a wee bit too hard... But you all know what I mean.

Would the same or similar thing apply in MGE Zipangu? Though I'm guessing MGE Zipangu porn wouldn't look as weird or potentially off putting as IRL Jap porn since everyone in MGE Zipangu is a pretty attractive anime character.

So yeah imagine that, Zipangese porn where the Zipangese Monstergirls vigorously mouth-to-mouth kissing the cute boy while fucking. And vice versa, Zipangese Porn where the pretty boi Zipangese Incubus mouth-to-mouth kisses the human girl while fucking which will result in eventual monsterization for ber.

>> No.22606301

>>22606245
>inari hears this.
>suddenly excuses herself
>immediately her young disguise falls once in the bathroom.
>barely able to contain her latent rape instincts.
Your going to get it now anon. That was an ancient CC inari thinking no one would love an old hag like her.

>> No.22606306

>>22606267
>vast majority
Have you actually looked at the encyclopedia? How are Atlach-Nachas and Wendigos with the chaos breeds, Alices and Dormice with wonderland, most of the basic harpies, Goblins and red caps, Dark Angels, or most of the 11-12%~ of the encyclopedia that have loli or flat bodies heavily tied to the Sabbath?

>> No.22606311

>>22606295
I have not ever actually seen that happen.

>> No.22606315

>>22606301
Now I'm gonna think that fox disguised into an older one and that her young form is the real one. She dun goofed.

>> No.22606332

>>22606315
Inari are smart. She would know and instead get Sally to help her rape you in young form. Then during that rape she would let it fall and you would be non the wiser.

>> No.22606341

>>22606332
But you see, while she's trying to switch back and with all these antics, my dick is already up to the hilt in salamander pussy. How's she gonna deal with that?

>> No.22606342
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>>22606295
I know the kind of kissing you mean. I would like this.

>> No.22606366

>>22606295
Japanese porn has plenty of good ideas for monster girls, I like this. The girl licking the dude's nipples during a hand job is also pretty underrated.

>> No.22606371

>>22606306
Go read the books andlook at other canon artworks KC has done, I don't know if you really don't get it or are just being disingenuous. The breadth of the organisation isn't held up in the profiles that specifically state involvement with the Sabbath, but in pictures that show the involvement of a bevy of races that have nothing to otherwise do with the sabbath yet are there still. And not just any random lolis, lolis chosen to take representative poses on book covers and the like, suggesting no small involvement.

Like, that the fuck nigga we know they have branches in a fuck tin of cities and are an official branch of the DL armies the fuck are you trying to convince they're not monolithic?

>> No.22606380

>>22606366
Oh this one is new to me.

>> No.22606390

>>22606341
Simple. She will remove her pussy juice soaked panties and show you how mature she is with a face sit. See how you like ancient fox pussy right in your face.

>> No.22606393

>>22606371
You are the one making a weird ravens are black and are birds, therefore all birds are black logical fallacy. Just because these breeds can be in a Sabbath doesn't mean that there aren't just as many or more that aren't or that there is some inherent connection to the Sabbath just because the have a specific body type.

>> No.22606397

>>22606390
That's really lewd and depraved, anon. Would a mature fox really do that?

>> No.22606405

>>22606393
There is absolutely no indication that the majority of lolis aren't associated with the sabbath and a plethora to suggest the opposite. You're just pretending to not see it because I've pointed out how I think the organisation works at the opposite. Literally any other moment some one suggest a significant proportion of lolis involved with the sabbath you wouldn't bat an eye.

>> No.22606407

>>22606397
Normally she wouldnt but your antics have caused her to become drastic. She just hopes you dont dislike a lewd older fox.

>> No.22606410

>>22606407
Well I can't say no to monster girl pussy to the face

>> No.22606430

>>22606405
I'm kinda multi task drifting at the moment, sorry.
> I've pointed out how I think the organisation works at the opposite
Meant how the organisation works to the detriment in this once instance.

Don't get me wrong I'm sure membership bonuses on potions and support groups vastly outweigh the negatives of being "just another sabbath loli"

>> No.22606433
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I'm going to show all of those loli and milf fanatics and marry a young adult fox!

>> No.22606434

>>22606410
Good. Sally wouldnt have let you leave her bestie behind after the Millennia that have been thirsting after a man's cock to rid them of their ancient CC viginities.

>> No.22606442

>>22606433
YA milfs are a thing and monster versions would be great.

>> No.22606463
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>> No.22606470

>>22606442
>YA milfs
Single moms are the worst dude

>> No.22606472

>>22606380
Happens quite a bit in jav and there's a gazer pic by a japanese artist like that too. Kind of nice to think about with certain monster girls.

>> No.22606478

>>22606470
They're even worse when you're a monster. That's like a red flag dripping with blood.

>> No.22606479

>>22606434
Fuck, now I'm really wanting both salamander and inari wives

>> No.22606481

>>22606478
At least with monsters you can fuck the loli

>> No.22606483

>>22606470
That's why Christmas cakes are the superior option

>> No.22606498

>>22606479
Good to know you have finally come around to that idea.

>> No.22606517

>>22606481
Any one interested in that didn't need the monstergirl in the first place

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>> No.22606571

>>22606470
I thought you meant milf in the not actually a mother yet sense. At least that is what most people talk about with milfs.

>> No.22606580
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To that one Anon who was really into Naga, I give you... VANILLA. Ignore the rest of the fucking tankobon though. By God you ignore it.

>> No.22606589

>>22606580
Cute.

>> No.22606599

>>22606571
In that case, how can a young adult be a "sexually attractive older woman" unless the boy is a shota...?

>> No.22606616

>>22606442
What is YA?

>> No.22606622

>>22606616
young adult

>> No.22606652

how do you make any monster child happy?

>> No.22606678

could you see mge getting an isekai anime?

>> No.22606680

>>22606652
Let her play with your dick

>> No.22606711

>>22606580
The parts with the big ghost lady are good though

>> No.22606721

>>22606711
I'd forgotten about Hasshaku-sama being in it. The rest of the tank outside of her and the cute snake are absolutely haram.

>> No.22606722

>>22606652
Fraggle Rock.

>> No.22606763

>>22606678
No, but I fucking wish. Who would animate it and what would the mc be?

>> No.22606801

>>22606089
What kind of monster girl is that

>> No.22606855

>>22606801
The worst kind. Human girl.

>> No.22606875

>>22606678
with the current isekai fad that still hasn't died down for some reason I feel now is the best chance to get an mge anime with a decent budget.

>> No.22606924
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In what scenarios could one call MGs a pervert?

>> No.22606948
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Alarune WIP.

>> No.22606973

>>22606948
Cute.

>> No.22607016

>>22606924
What a faggot, he should sleep naked.

>> No.22607034

>>22607016
>sleeping at all with a horny monster in you closet
we'd be at it till my dick was limp and raw or till I passed out

>> No.22607043
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22607043

Consider the following...

Cacao Barometz. They would taste like chocolate? Which kind or type?

>> No.22607047

>>22607034
You can't! Didn't you see Monsters Inc? She's not allowed to touch you.

>> No.22607050

>>22607016
Yeah, what a cunttease

>> No.22607067
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Which monster girl is supposed to be the best for continual procreation? I like the idea of building a really large, ever expanding monster girl family.

>> No.22607080

>>22607067
Any farm animal, rats, mice, mosquitoes, slimes, bunnies, and some other low level monsters. Also echidna.

>> No.22607127

>>22607067
>The daughters are all copies of the mother
I swear the only exception to this is that harpy pic and even then it's only one of his kids who got the dad's traits

>> No.22607133

>>22606580
The hentai is good too. God I'm hoping I didn't just fever dream that OVA

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>>22607067
Birds anon.

>> No.22607168

>>22607127
But when they look just like her you can clearly see that they are her daughters.

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>>22607168
Whose daughters do you think they are if they don't look like her clones?

>> No.22607211

>>22606680
whoa i don't want to make her TOO happy, anon

>> No.22607214

>>22607127
>that harpy pic
I've seen this one before, can some kind anon upload it for me to save properly this time?

>> No.22607238

>>22607211
Yes you do, and you'll be glad you did

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>>22607067
MGQ Harpies have tons of kids to the point that siblings end up marrying the same guy.

>> No.22607268
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Life must be difficult for the only Goblin with a high enough INT stat to class as a shaman.

>> No.22607303

>>22607268
Having to try and twist the ditsy Hob’s dumb decisions into something workable and positive is certainly a burden.

>> No.22607304

>>22607239
That doesn't mean much here where we are normally discussing MGE in which harems are a normal thing and there's nothing strange about a guy marrying sisters and you can count on both becoming even more normal as the population of monster girls to human men becomes increasingly disproportionate over time.

>> No.22607319

>>22607304
normal?

>> No.22607328

Undead Kunoichi with a prosthetic arm!

>> No.22607346

>>22607319
I heard a guy having a harem of monster girls is not a unusual thing in MGE. Something that isn't unusual would be considered normal, would it not?

>> No.22607357

>>22607319
While I disagree that harems are the default. Monogamy, besides harem and incest breeds, would be more common but at the same time monsters have different morality and don't care about someone having multiple wives so if you want it you can have a harem with pretty much any breed (besides the unicorn with how they become Bicorns) if that's what your into.

>> No.22607371

>>22607328
Fighting an uncharacteristically wacky old Wight who was just recently resurrected in her prime, is a master of the blade, and also has a glock-18 for some reason.

>> No.22607411

>>22607328
>Undead Kunoichi with a prosthetic arm!
Use Ochimusha instead, faggot. That's literally their shtick

>> No.22607452

>>22606433
i'd marry a young fox

>> No.22607483

>>22607268

>At least a third of her mana supply wasted every single day on antidote spells because the other Goblins won't stop eating poisonous food
>Is simultaneously everyone's mom, nurse, teacher, AND scapegoat
>All of the blame, none of the credit

>> No.22607544

>>22607483
>All of the blame, none of the credit
Wait, that makes no sense. Arent shamans of traditionally dumb and violent species highly respected members of their clans?

>> No.22607571

>>22607544
>goblins
>highly respected
So getting hugged by all her tribe members every day?

>> No.22607572

>>22607544

Depends on the setting. MGE Goblins are dummies with little respect for magic or intelligence. They just think 'bigger is better' and choose their leaders based on size.

>> No.22607630

>>22607572
Dumb bimbo goblins.

>> No.22607645

>>22607630
>>22607572
>>22607544
>>22607483

Gonna ignore every single loud bimbo and romance the tribe's overworked, intellectual shaman.

>> No.22607657

>>22607572
But there's also goblin merchants. Maybe the loners fair better on intelligence.

>> No.22607659

>>22607645
She's a bimbo too, just one who "communes with the spirits" by ingesting some mushrooms.

>> No.22607664

>>22607572
It'd be funny if there were to be a Goblin with breasts big enough to unite all the Goblin clans under her clans' banner for conquest.

>> No.22607697
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>>22607067
Trolls after I'm done with them

>> No.22607699

>>22607664
A milf goblin who travels on a carrying chair with a pedestal for the boobs

>> No.22607717

>>22607697
God I'd love to watch monster girl sex tapes.

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>> No.22607745

new granblue game in 2020 to inspire harvin porn?

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>>22607745
I'd expect draphs and erunes to have more broad appeal

>> No.22607769
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>> No.22607775

How do you feel about monsters treating you like a child?

>> No.22607777

>>22607775
theres a limit

>> No.22607787

>>22607745
Versus might inspire some. I'm guessing Zeta, Ferry and Naru will get all the art though.
Would be nice if Relink had a more varied cast but the dragon knights eating four slots doesn't give much hope unless the roster is bigger.

>> No.22607789

>>22607777
Older Elf teasing you?

>> No.22607794

>>22607789
i mean like when it gets weird and unsettling.

>> No.22607854

>>22607735
I think my brain's broken, this image has some really weird asymmetrical vaguely picasso-esque charm to it.

>> No.22607877

>>22607789
>tfw no 6’11” silver haired CC High Elf authoritarian figure momster who secretly is being so strict on you because she wants you to snap one day and fuck her brains out

>> No.22607905

>>22607877
>Her strictness rubs off too well
>You're basically perfect
>She has to resort to new means, like being energy conscious which means wearing loose white sleeveless tops and barely anything else and sleeping with just a small fan on and a beady sheen of sweat dampening her fabric as she lay defenceless over the lounge
>Or cutting a little loose because of so called elven traditions and drinking a little too much, passing out on the table with her head hanging off it, mouth open while her shirt rids up to her breasts
>Or demanding that you save on water and energy by bathing together
>Sleep in the same bed so you only have to wash one pair of sheets

>> No.22607946

>>22607789
I think it goes too far when she acts like I can't do anything on my own. Being pampered sounds fun but I don't need help using the bathroom.

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>> No.22607976

>>22607794
How unsettling?

>> No.22607981
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Shortstack witch

>> No.22607994
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>>22607981
Cow witch!

>> No.22607998

>>22607976
https://exhentai.org/g/1015972/339c013010/

>> No.22608000

>>22607994
Diary magic!
Don't doubt it!

>> No.22608004
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>>22607981
Drills are the best

>> No.22608015

>>22608004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ

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>>22608015
>viral's dream world

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>>22608015
>>22608004

>> No.22608082
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>tfw no big tiddy yuki onna gf
Why even live lads?

>> No.22608094
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>> No.22608097

anyone here have the physical copies like i do

>> No.22608100

>>22608082
*tsurara

>> No.22608102

>>22608082
I'm aiming huge titty.

>> No.22608120

>>22608004
Which monstergirl would pull off drills the best?

>> No.22608125

>>22608102
Heaving heavy snow mounds!

>> No.22608130

>>22608097
The book store to which I go has the second one, but I'm not going to buy something like that in person

>> No.22608134

>>22608120
Someone posted a cat lady earlier that's the only instance I've seen of drills that didn't make me hate them.

>> No.22608135
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>>22608100

>> No.22608136

>>22608125
The hugest.

>> No.22608168
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>>22608120
Vampire or Wight is an obvious choice, but maybe there's one you wouldn't expect.
>>22608134
Yeah, >>22604757 was pretty nice.

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>> No.22608230

>>22608135
Assertive housewife is a weird dynamic. I'm not sure how id handle domestic life with a tsurara.

>> No.22608231
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22608231

Snek in a suit.

>> No.22608232
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22608232

Scylla.
Pastebin with full-full res pics (including nsfw alt) because I'm too lazy to figure out how to post puush links without tripping the spam filter.
https://pastebin.com/k7EnrMuR

>> No.22608240

>>22608232
Awesome stuff. I'm glad you keep getting Scylla, she deserves art like this.

>> No.22608258

>No big russian bear girl to be aggressively cuddled by

>> No.22608260
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>> No.22608279

>>22608232
Cute.

>> No.22608308
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>>22608260

>> No.22608313
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>>22606039
This was in YouTube Recommend...

>https://youtu.be/Gkya8aY8hU8

Insidious Zipangese One-Sans at work?

>> No.22608323

>>22608308
>45$ for 3 pizza
dude what?

>> No.22608326

>>22608323
Must be ordering from Pizza Hut

>> No.22608331

>>22608323
pizza is bretty expensive in japan.

>> No.22608353

Sea Empress

>> No.22608358
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22608358

Don't have a waifu? Profile girls not enough for you? Don't worry, match maker Bicorn is here to help, just give her some simple information and you'll receive your wife as soon as possible based on demand.
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
>top five races:
>preferred age range:
>deal breakers if any:

>> No.22608369

>>22608358
i have bad credit

>> No.22608377
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>>22606250
>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3441488

Atleast you should have posted it.

>> No.22608380
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>>22608369
>bad credit
No probalo!

>> No.22608382
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22608382

Frog girls are cute and slimy

>> No.22608390
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>> No.22608391

>>22608380
Not even MGs can make Cardgage sexy.

>> No.22608397

>>22608369
But anon, match maker Bicorn does it for free.

>> No.22608402

>>22608358
>Moderately-sized home
>Kiki, Shog, Inari, Automaton, Rabbit
>Legal age. Somewhat developed mentally
>Tsun, aggressively dom, loli

>> No.22608410

>>22608358
I have a thing for a very specific race. Its the one which would love me.

>> No.22608417

>>22608397
>She does it for free.

>> No.22608422

>>22608391
speak for yourself

>> No.22608450

>>22608358
>large house
>Hellhound, Elf, Demon, Kiki, Lilim
>CC
>nothing really

>> No.22608470
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>> No.22608474

>>22608470
mufuggin bix nood

>> No.22608477
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>> No.22608507
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>> No.22608539

>>22606229
I have a M1A and a M1911. Time to go boomer on a bunch of rats.

>> No.22608540

>>22608402
Congratulations, match maker bicorn has just the girl for you. Your new wife is Jessica, a freckled Kikimora with braided strawberry blonde hair and complete with a pair of glasses.
She's more than happy to clean a house of any size and despite how shy you would think a girl like her may be, she's very into dressing up in various outfits for fun and more than willing to do anything for her future husband.
>>22608450
After much discussion with the match maker your wife is ready. She's a beautiful dark haired Elf named Tia who's soft in all the right places, including her well above average sized assets.
She's the daughter of a well respected elf nobility and has been a bit of a shame for her family, being unmarried at the age of 874 due to her gloomy attitude. She's a bit picky about her living arrangements so a large home is well suited to her, hopefully you can cheer her up a bit.

>> No.22608547

>>22608470
I thought hellhounds are the ones who make up 13% of the monster population, yet they are responsible for more than 50% of female on male rapes.

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>> No.22608584

>>22608168
Judge Hellhound!

>> No.22608618

who are the spiciest monstergirls?

>> No.22608632 [SPOILER] 
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>>22608618

>> No.22608640

>>22606229

Eigh. I return the water because it's gone off. Probably the barkeep trying something funny...again.

I'm going to need more details about the job and payment up front. Half now, the rest when the job is done. Any deviation from the original job description drives the price up. I keep any treasure I collect along the way in addition to my fee, but I will pay market price for healing items and buffs. It's only fair.

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>>22608618

>> No.22608658
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>ywn be the roadie for a Zipangese rock star

>> No.22608689

>>22608547
Doesn't matter, white boys fuck hellhounds anyway.

>> No.22608691

>>22608653
Scary!

>> No.22608697

>>22608540
>tfw I get a big tiddie goth dark elf waifu
I love her.

>> No.22608737

>>22608679
WAOW SHES ROCKIN OUT!

>> No.22608749
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22608749

Rata's "accidentally" brushing her tail against your crotch.

>> No.22608757

>>22608749
Pesky squirrel! I’m gonna grab it, that’ll show her! Big huge fluffy thing!

>> No.22608769

>>22608679
I think that much concentrated Engrish would kill me.

>> No.22608794

>>22608697
>goth
Gross

>> No.22608796

>>22608697
Take care of her anon. Goth elves are great.

>> No.22608803

>tame boy who thinks he's naughty because he likes looking at titties falls for a monstergirl who's secretly a pervert
>he thinks he's a bad influence on the girl and feels guilty that he's slowly turning this wholesome girl into a sex maniac
>in reality she's the one doing the corrupting and slowly revealing what she was already like

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>> No.22608856
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>>22608794
Rude.

>> No.22608859

>>22607067
Ocelomeh, warriors need to be bred.

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>>22608856

>> No.22608864

>>22607981
>you will never be a smug shortstack witch's mana recharger/assistant.

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>> No.22608869

>>22608856
>banshee model
Got a card?

>> No.22608872

>>22608856
>CRAWWWWLLLINNNNGG IIIINNNN MY SKKKIIIIINNN...

>> No.22608876

>>22608358
>Mansion
>Demon, kiki, Ushi, Nurarihyon, Dark Mage
>Older than me. Kiki could be my age aka 20s
>I am a switch leaning towards sub.

>> No.22608882
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>>22608507
Cute meidos

>> No.22608889

>>22608864
FUCK

>> No.22608893

>>22608882
what monster girl species are they?

>> No.22608896
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>>22608893
Kiki and dragon

>> No.22608897

>>22608882
>>22608896
Nice pads

>> No.22608907

>>22608889
She would make you carry all her stuff when traveling though. Then ride you silly at any inn you stop at for the night

>> No.22608909

>>22608358
>normal size house
>Jinko, Yeti, Shoggoth, Werebat, Kraken
>anything above teenager and below literal granny
>yandere, smoker

>> No.22608920
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>>22608869
https://i.imgur.com/JXmfn63.png

>> No.22608925

>>22608897
Mamono mana fixed it. As long as she has a nice ass and legs I don't mind

>> No.22608927

>>22608872
>CUUUUUUUUMMMIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMBBB
>THEEEEEESEEEEEE HHHHIIIPPPPS MOOVVVVEEE OONN THHHHHHEEEEIIIIRRRR OOOOOOOWWWN

>> No.22608943
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>> No.22608945

>>22608920
Many thanks.

>> No.22608953
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>>22608896
meling is a panda anon

>> No.22608968

>>22608953
What's Patchy?

>> No.22608972

>>22608968
Dark Mage

>> No.22608973

>>22608968
skunk

>> No.22608975

>>22608972
With big mana tanks?

>> No.22608977

>>22608968
soft Dark Mage

>>22608953
Meiling as a Ren Xiongmao works really well too yeah

>> No.22608982

>>22608975
Very big.
She's a soft mage.

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>>22608982
Excellent.

>> No.22609010

>>22608992
fatty

>> No.22609016

>>22609010
Sabbath go home.

>> No.22609020

>>22608992
Patchy is BIG

>> No.22609025

>>22608992
I bet she likes to be prone boned

>> No.22609029

>>22609020
It just means she has a lot of mana.

I can hear the angry Sabbath typing from here.

>> No.22609047

>>22609029
>It just means she has a lot of mana.
She uses a lot of mana for her studies though so she is going to use you as a mana recharger a lot. Also Koakuma is getting a share too

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>>22606166

>> No.22609056

>>22609047
I'd be cool with that if it was boobhu land.

>> No.22609063
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>>22609056

>> No.22609068

>>22609063
Ah to be a shota in the big titty Gensokyo

>> No.22609071

>>22609051
>Found you~

>> No.22609075

>>22608876
After much careful deliberation, Bicorn-san has decided to pair you with a Dark Mage named Haley. She's a 32 year old red haired bombshell in her with breasts that could rival a holstarus, very rich and not afraid to spend her money on expensive dresses. Her main fetish is pet play, confessing to our friendly Bicorn that she loves the idea of riding her future husband while keeping him on a chain leash or getting being on the receiving end of such treatment.
That's not all though as she's also a rare two for one deal, coming with her very own Kikimora helper. Emily is a purple haired, 23 year old Kikimora with a bit of a kuudere demeanor, she's more of a minder than a maid as she often has to reign in Haley's more "adventurous" experiments before they get out of hand.
>>22608909
Going a bit outside the usual for her, your chosen monster girl is a tan, white furred, 29 year old Jinko with black hair. A bit more on the lean side but very much still toned, Katya has seen her fair share of fights but is surprisingly mellow while not testing her skills against other monster girls. She enjoys lazing around during her downtime however she tells match maker Bicorn she's hopeful her husband will put up with her appetite for competition a it seems to extend to her potential bedroom habits.

>> No.22609084

>>22609063
that slut should not be doing that to a little boy

>> No.22609088
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>>22609063
Would corrupt and make the two shrine maidens my wives. Uniting the faith!

>> No.22609089
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>>22609029
>Spoiler
So canon only applies when you want it to huh?

>> No.22609093

>>22609088
Two cows for twice the milk.

>> No.22609096

>>22609075
>that dark mage and kiki combo
Perfect. Kuudere or "cold"/stern Kiki maid is what I usually prefer when it comes to kikimoras. Good stuff.

>> No.22609122

>Mistaking a Werewolf for a Kobold and getting raped for your troubles.

>> No.22609145

>>22608869
>>22608920
Scratch that, card doesn't work for some reason.

>> No.22609154

>>22609093
>Imagine how hard she'd blush when you accidentally intentionally give her a hug from behind while she's cooking breakfast and squeeze her oversensitive milk tanks and cause them to leak through her naked apron

>> No.22609157

>>22609075
>A bit more on the lean side but very much still toned
I prefer them bulkier, but I'm still taking her.

>> No.22609160

>>22609093
Big business shrine maidens

>> No.22609173
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Fug I am in love with this wolf

>> No.22609209

>>22609160
With big business breasts.

>> No.22609217

>>22609154
Reimoo would say "later" and then blast you away with some danmaku. Bitchy sexy shrine maiden

>> No.22609218

>>22609173
Wolves make for such good cool big sister types.

>> No.22609220
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>>22609145
Maybe it's because I loaded it to imgur. Here's the real card: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447115249997578241/653802626323841037/Ava_the_Banshee.png

>> No.22609222
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>>22609218
Big is the opportune word here

>> No.22609234

>>22609222
>A monster will never come up to you and declare you are now her cute little brother

>> No.22609239

>>22609220
Thanks, works like a charm. Imgur is weird.

>> No.22609248

>>22609089
Yes.

I need an image of Cheshire doing the chad meme.

>> No.22609252

What would an Ocelomeh do if she returned home earlier from battle and found her husband fapping to Jinko porn, with pics of Jinkos and abs splattered all over the place?

>> No.22609262
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>>22609239
You're welcome. Kinda disappointed that the card doesn't include her profile outfit, though

>> No.22609264

>>22609234
But I'm a grown adult!

>> No.22609265

>>22609252
Rape him and forcefully grind his face on her own sweaty abs. In grain her scent and feeling into him so much that be can't think of anyone else, but her abs to jerk off.

>> No.22609276

>>22609262
THICCCCC

>> No.22609285
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>>22609173
That Wolf is prime big sis material, being cool and above you in skill, but always willing to help her little bro out.

>> No.22609289

>>22609262
Just noticed that, guess it's hard to do without making a mod for it. Can probably whip her up some fun outfits either way though, I always like playing dress up with MGE cards.

>> No.22609298

>>22609285
>tfw no huge well built ultra helpful wolf deity Nee san big spoon who can crush a mans skull and rip off a horses head with one hand

>> No.22609300

>>22609285
She seems like the type to ruffle your hair and say "attaboy, kid" when you acomplish something difficult (for you, anyway, for her it would be easier.)

>> No.22609304
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I need a big Yeti to nurse me back to warmth after shoveling in cold, shivery weather

>> No.22609314
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22609314

Reminder to pat your cat girls, especially on the stomach, they love it there the most

>> No.22609331

>>22609314
>go to pet big jinko/ocelomeh with abs
>she has decided, and not bothered to tell you, that she will permit you to rub twice, after which point she will maul the shit out of you

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>> No.22609375

>>22609300
and she'd probably give you a good lick as well

>> No.22609391

Marrying an ocelomeh warrior priestess!

>> No.22609395
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>Blackmail much taller and stronger oni
>Bully her sexually making sure I'm on top all the time
>If she tells her friends they'd make fun of her for getting bullied by a weak human
>If she tells the teachers they'd never believe her
>Can't even tell her parents as she doesn't want to disappoint mom and dad
The perfect crime

>> No.22609411

>>22609391
it's good!

>> No.22609424

>>22609331
Are there muscle Ocelomehs?

>> No.22609444

>>22609395
Remember to blindfold the oni when exploring and enjoying her big oni body

>> No.22609467

>>22609395
I want to lick the sweat off a huge red oni!

>> No.22609468

Lich Anal, just so you know.
https://twitter.com/greenopi1/status/1207247491294363648

>> No.22609470

>>22609467
consider this: role reversal: forcing a huge red oni to lick you
big girls are for domming

>> No.22609481

>>22609470
>forcing a huge red oni to lick you
>she dunks you in sake first before mercilessly assaulting you with her huge tongue

>> No.22609484

>>22609331
"maul" being MG lingo for "rape".

>> No.22609496
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>> No.22609498

>>22609391
I would rather marry the ancient CC panther goddess of a ocelomeh tribe.

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>> No.22609520
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22609520

Dream big Dhampir-chan! Also nice hat!

>> No.22609531
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>>22609520
Dhampir-san has become a classy lady!

>> No.22609532

>>22609470
>big girls are for domming
Princess carrying your gigantic ochi bodyguard just to see how hard she blushes!

>> No.22609538

>>22609520
Girls smugly dreaming or fantasizing is the cutest thing in the world.

>> No.22609543
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>>22609520
She still has much to learn.

>> No.22609561

>>22609543
I wonder what vampire did to her?

>> No.22609569

>>22609561
Gave her a spanking.

>> No.22609591

>>22609561
Probably nothing. Dhampir-chan is just so clumsy she immediately fell over like that after finishing her heroic monologue.

>> No.22609604

>>22607905
>imagine her frustration when her perfectly disciplined son merely looks at her with disappointment idly remarks that she's letting down the side, and says he's moving out to give her space to regain her composure
>Who snaps then?

>> No.22609619

>>22609496
What the fuck is that watermark.

>> No.22609621

>>22609481
Licking in general is canine and feline territory. Consider getting licked by a Hellhound when you can't move after she's done raping you.

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>> No.22609675

>>22609496
Jokes on you. I do both. Gotta pump out MGE art somehow, and I do my best to persuade artists via begging and through monetary means to get it.

>> No.22609679

>>22609661
I want a HUGE tier bicorn that builds a shortstack harem.

>> No.22609692

>>22609675
How do people deal with comissions, anyway? I'd be fine paying for images but I want to be anonymous and artists seem to only use paypal.

>> No.22609724

>>22609692
Paypal's the only real way. other methods are even less anonymous.
Honestly though I used to worry about the same thing but you soon come to the realization that artists want to remain as anonymous as you do. They're not going to dox their source of income as it would be suicide for their art career, putting off all their potential customers. As long as you stay polite you'll just be one of many they deal with.

>> No.22609751

>>22609692
You can use a fake name with paypal, they will nuke it if they catch you but you just wire money to it before purchases if you want to be 100% anonymous. No one you're paying is going to report you either.

>> No.22609845

>>22608358
>cave
>troll, troll, troll, troll, troll
>cc(future milf)
>no

>> No.22609847

What monstergirl would pull off pigtails the best?

>> No.22609867

would democracy work in a large demon realm?

>> No.22609878

>>22608358
>apartment
>Oni, Kikimora, Troll, Vampire, Hellhound
>CC
>no loli

>> No.22609891

>>22609507
I told you Jinko-San, I have a headache! I don’t wanna have baby making sex tonight!

>> No.22609915
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Burg

>> No.22609920

if i was about to get raped by a hellhound, would any of you anons come and save me?

>> No.22609927

>>22609920
I dont think i would able to save you as another hellhound is raping me at the same time.

>> No.22609933

>>22609920
Just send her my way.

>> No.22609975

Hellhounds are hot and sexy!

>> No.22609998

>>22609920
I’d video tape it and send it to America’s Funniest Rape

>> No.22610005

Is it rude to just grab fast food on the way home if you have a kiki? Surely she'll appreciate less work.

>> No.22610021

>>22609920
I don't like NTR or cucking.

>> No.22610026

Stupid Wock is scared because she thinks I have something called a "Vorpal Sword". What an idiot

>> No.22610038

>>22609920
I'd shoot her.

>> No.22610044

>>22609998
MGE America, where there's chaos monsters, cryptids, and DnD monsters raping cowboys, indians, immigrant mafias, and tanned Californians!

>> No.22610049

>>22610021
it's not cucking if i haven't made sexual contact with a hellhound

>> No.22610053

>>22610044
Silly Anon,
There are no people in California.

>> No.22610054

>>22610038
guns are banned in mainland thanks to yandere centaurs, sorry pal.

>> No.22610059

>>22610054
That won't stop me.

>> No.22610060

>>22609920
No, you're getting a wife.
Why would I stop that?

>> No.22610064

>>22610044
The image of all the creepy chaos monsters casually hanging out in a mall somewhere or otherwise doing stereotypical American Girl things is really cute.

>> No.22610076

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because your wife is big doesn't mean you can't princess carry her.
You just gotta get strong with MinoMuscle Brand milk!

>> No.22610079

>>22610076
I've got Hellhound milk. Is that any better?

>> No.22610088

>>22610079
No, lacks the 9 essential proteins.

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>>22610076
You'll need a big supply of that milk if she ends up liking this.

>> No.22610163

>impregnate a kiki
>she gets an ultrasound test
>the baby has no definite shape
>a kiki is pregnant with a shoggoth
what do you think caused this?

>> No.22610168

>>22608540
>Strawberry blonde
>Glasses
Where do I sign the marriage contract?

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>>22610044
Alright fags, you know what time it is.

Tell us where you're from, your climate, biome, region, and what species of monster girls you think would mostly be populating your area. Be honest and thoughtful in your responses! Try to avoid including the non-biome specific girls. Succs and doggos are gonna be everywhere, etc.

I'll kick it off:
>Midwest
>Forests and farmland
>Small city
>Built over Indian burial mounds
Would definitely see some farm girls, in particular: holsts, minos, and centaurs. Arachnes and other forest dwelling species I think would be out and about. The area has really rich soil, so I wouldn't be surprised to find some gnomes. There'd be a fair amount of undeads around as, not only is the city build on burial mounds, there are numerous, very large graveyards just on the outskirts of town, some of them very old. Lastly, the people around here are batshit insane, like FloridaMan insane. Translate that to monster girls; it wouldn't surprise me to find some chaos girls hanging about, especially considering that the lovecraftian writings are of American origin.

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>>22609621
sounds wonderous

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>>22610188
More like stinky. I bet hellhounds have nasty, dog breath. Does it look like this girl brushes regularly with those yellow-tinted chompers?
Should buy her a Dentastix.
Imagine giving your hellhound one. Imagine her reaction.

>> No.22610212

>>22610203
You keep forgetting your "haha"

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>>22610178
>Midwest
>Suburban with some woodland
>Small city
>Everyone has jobs in the big city
Might as well be an undead city with how quiet it is and how many of my neighbors are old people

>> No.22610233

>>22610212
No "hahas". I need to be entirely serious and make fun of a hellhound's stinky breath if I want to ensure that her rapes my mouth with her hot, slimy tongue. Because what follows that? A real rape. And after that? Marriage. It's all according to plan.

>> No.22610240

>>22610233
It's your fetish, we get it.

>> No.22610247

>>22610178
>West coast
>Valley
>Insustrial area with scattered ranches

Aside from the usual suspects (spooders, birds, coyotes, raccoons, possums, and an unusually large stray cat population), there are a surprising amount of centaurs and mino/holsts in the area. I imagine there might be a few gremlin sightings as well, but it's mostly scrapyards out here, so I'm not sure what they'd be trying to do here. Also an unusually large number of homeless people around, so I'm expecting a spike in the unsanitary monsters out there. Doesn't help that in recent months we've been dead center in a doughnut of ignis orgies happening right and left.

>> No.22610269

>>22610178
>East Coast
>Suburbs
>Small town
>Industrial sites, but also fields and a wooded area behind a fence near a radio tower

Some beastmen mamono, maybe werecats and plant mamono. With that tower, definitely elementals in the area. Probably the damned field will be a gathering ground for Sylphs.

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>> No.22610409

>>22610178
>Equatorial
>Rainforest and swamp
>Port town
>Lots of sea nearby
We'd have a lot of brown Queen Cobra Lamias, Monitor Lizardmen and High Orcs on land, and a good number of Mermaids, Sea Bishops, Kraken and Scylla in the waters. May have a few lonely Jinko roaming the deep woods too.

>> No.22610411

You think Ocelomehs can fight in hand to hand and martial arts, or are dependant on their weapons?

>> No.22610417

>>22610411
I wouldn't poo-poo their weapons. They're brittle, but still amazingly sharp.

>> No.22610421

>>22610178
>West Coast Canada
>Temperate RainForest/Valley
>Small City
>Farming or Trades or working in the bigger city nearby.
Mostly some White Horns, Smaller Snakes, Owl mages, The Farm Animals (Holstaurs especially), and A huge variety of Berry barometz and Flowers.

>> No.22610428

>>22610178
>South NJ
>pine forests and suburbs
>suburb
>pine forests are haunted
Goats, devils, hellhounds and demons hang out in the sticks. The monsters outside the woods think they are a backwards bunch. Can’t forget about entire towns being populated by tanukies.

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What’s a girl that always sneaks into your head, and the more you think about it the more appealing they seem? For me, it’s the frogs. Every part of their body just seems to be a sexual weapon.

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>>22606039
>Location: Monstergirl City or any Metropolitan area with monstergirl presence
>Be in a bank
>Doing your own business as you're either withdrawing or depositing cash
>Regular humans along with monstergirl patrons and customers
>Suddenly, LOUD NOISES, BANG BANG BANG!!!
>"EVERYONE HOLD IT! THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYONE DROP TO THE GROUND NOW!"
>Oh crap a robbery with bank robbers armed with guns with bullets
>Non-Demon Realm Silver Bullets mind you

A bank robbery in a monstergirl city or city with monstergirl presence. What happens? How it get resolved or turn out?

>> No.22610451

>>22610432
Hellhound, Jinko, Ocelomeh and Minotaur.

>> No.22610457

>>22610432
Ever since reading a fanfic about a frog using her tongue to jerk you off at range, I have been in love. Although I prefer mine bustier.

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>>22608679
Can we talk about how birds are better than snakes?

>> No.22610510

>>22610506
What's the point. They are all reptiles anyway.

>> No.22610512

>>22610178
>Montana
>Plains, mesas, the occasional bit of forest.
>Moderately-sized city, with ranches in the area of nearby towns

Besides the usual city mamono, I can see the ranches being home to herds of minotaurs (they're mainly beef ranches, not dairy, so minotaurs fit better than holsts), along with centaurs, some varieties of lamia, coyote-type werewolves, and maybe a more southern variation of the white horn going by the number of mule deer and pronghorns in the area. Plus burrowing communal wererats to simulate the prairie dog towns. There's a world-famous shooting match, the Quigley, that takes place not far from here, so a once-a-year influx of lizardmen and salamanders would join in for that, with the tanukis following to capitalize on the event.

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>>22610510
...What?

>> No.22610522

>>22610512
Take me back

>> No.22610549

What does it mean when a Bunyip starts to behave in a more forceful, sexual manner after an entire day of being shy and timid in Melbourne?

>> No.22610554

>>22610514
Birds are reptiles anon.

>> No.22610559

>>22610512
>beef ranches
>swole minotaurs raised to crush pelvises
>rock hard abs capable of literally grinding steel.
>easily able to pick a fully grown man one handed
>even roudier and raunchier than normal minos.
>many men buy one or two minos to assert dominance.
>they never succeed.

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>>22610554
Birds are birds anon.

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>>22610512
>>22610559
i am reminded about this
holsts with vr

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How good would feel inside of a frog girl?

>> No.22610587

>>22610571
Birds are literally dinosaurs which are reptiles. I am surprised you dont know this.

>> No.22610588

>>22608358
>Living arrangements
Small but comfortable living space with attached library and workshop
>Top 5
So many girls are lovely that it's hard to choose just 5, but maybe these will give you a sense of my tastes? Kitsune, Kikimora, Cupid, Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie, Ryu
>Preferred Age Range:
It's more about mental maturity and physical appearance than a number for me. I wouldn't want to date any younger than a human 17 or so, probably; If a 'younger' girl than that (mentally or physically) hit on me there would have to be serious chemistry or emotional sparks right from the get go for me to give her a chance. Upper bound is hard to define since mamano just don't seem to age and lose their loveliness the same dreadful way as us; so long as difference in life experience isn't an obstacle to relating, I probably won't mind.
>Dealbreakers
Definitely no Sabbath, however many thousands of years old they may be. Sorry, but I'm not interested and I don't want to be.
No 'parasites' please.
Thank you, Matchmaker Bicorn!

>> No.22610594

>>22609341
Those are some interesting ears. I wonder what she is?

>> No.22610614

>>22610178
>Pacific Northwest aka SeasonalDepressionville, USA
>Forests, hills, mountains, and fucking rain
>Small City next door to Big City
A few bears about. TONS of Black Harpies, so many they willingly pick fights with the Eagle Harpies for territory, sheesh. Dryads, Gnomes, Undine. Probably at least one mountain-lion girl. Owl Mages, who avoid the Black Harpies solely by way of being on a different shift. There are almost certainly Wisps hanging around; and the larger town nearby is full of Automatons and probably a small cabal of Gremlins too.

>> No.22610676

>>22610178
>New Zealand
>Sub-tropical climate
>City outskirts
>Coastal city with a decent environment.

Mostly Avian, plant and Insect species. Unique ones would be flightless Harpy species and Weta Girls. As far as mythology goes, Taniwha are kind of a hybrid between an Oni and a Shark, either protecting or terrorizing a village in a way a Dragon might.

In rural areas lots of Weresheep and Holstaurs can be found on farms. Be careful when swimming in deep waters, since Great White Sharks can be found here.

Sub-tropical climate is great for growing things, all kinds of plants can be found. Including very old Kauri Tree Dryads.

>> No.22610703
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>>22610432
>>22610586
Frogs are my favourite monster girl, glad I'm not alone in at least liking them.

>> No.22610705

>>22610676
Damn, didn't think there was another Kiwi here.

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>>22610703
Deep frog kisses.

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>>22610708
What I want for Christmas is...

>> No.22610745

>>22609498
Me but marrying bastet in the cat kingdom

>> No.22610748

>>22610708
>You will never have your throat dominated by a Frog girl's tongue.

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>>22610745
Uh-oh looks like the dog kingdom heard of your plans and kidnaps you to show you just how much better they are than dumb aloof cats

>> No.22610791

>>22610790
Ah! Assassin!

Better pet her before she attacks!

>> No.22610825

So the more you fuck an automaton, the more energy she's able to use to make little self improvements, that's how the whole artificial womb thing comes about right?

Can she make some kinda neural link to send you both into VR, or do some kinda mindflayer tier asmr shit?

I wanna know what it's liked to have my thoughts licked and nibbled on.

>> No.22610828

>>22610791
Ya think noble sons get trained on how to defend themselves and turn the tables on various MG assassins? Like maybe he knows to slip in her guard, pat her heat, stroke her tail and rub her ass, and do that for all the animal girls, find and scratch the sensitive scales on the reptile girls like lizardmen lamia and dragons, I wonder how you fend off the undead. Carry heater packs on you at all times and just jump 'em with some kind of wrestling full body submission lock

>> No.22610841

>>22610825
Yes.

>> No.22610846 [DELETED] 

>>22610178
>Southwest
>Desert
>Suburbs, about ten minutes away from the city

Coyotes and shit I guess. I don't ever leave the suburbs or city so I don't really know what kind of other animals live around here.

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>>22610720
Why frog girls are so thirsty?

>> No.22610867

>>22610178
>Southwest
>Desert
>Suburbs, about ten minutes away from the city

Coyotes and shit I guess. I don't ever leave the suburbs or city so I don't really know what kind of other animals live around here. Also the city would be full of danuki who own all the casinos and prey on all the tourists.

>> No.22610872

>>22610703
Good taste. I would love to srxy slime wrestle fuck with a toad.

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>>22610858
Because they're always sopping wet. Also all my frog girl images are nsfw.

>>22610872
Same, bro.

>> No.22610912

>>22610878
imagine how hot the shlorping sounds would be

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>>22610912
These are the thoughts that keep me up at night. I want to get slippery with a music toad!

>> No.22610947

>>22610935
That's looks horrible. Being forced to have your cock stuck deep inside her. Pussy slowly milking it as she moves. Your face trapped between her tits, covered in mucus causing your cock to remain firm. Truly horrible.

>> No.22610952

>>22610947
Man, it'd be terrible if I had a nightmare about that. Haha...

>> No.22610955

Does the Fallen Hero (the Demon Lord's Husband) know about all the rape, or does the Demon Lord hide it from him. What would he think about if he knew one of his daughters is the leader of a faction of imperialistic rapists?

>> No.22611010

>>22610955
Most definitely. Both he and his waifu know about druella. While he would disapprove of her antics like his wife he also understands that it is a vast improvement. Remember he was alive during the old era.

>> No.22611013

>>22610952
Yeah haha... I really hope that never happens to me.

>> No.22611020

>>22611010
>>22610955
He probably has angry sex with Lilith over it all the time.

>> No.22611024

We need a dragon kidnapping a guy
And not in the middle of a fight she just drops down and takes off with him
She's a dragon, the fuck is anyone going to her?

>> No.22611027

>>22610955
He was convinced to join her, she obviously told him her plan. Guy's probably happy his people are balls deep in monster girl pussy and not getting ripped apart by horrifying old monsters.

>> No.22611042

>>22611020
I can't imagine it be to angry of angry sex.

>>22611027
Exactly. His mission was to murder her ass and yet she convinced him otherwise. She probably made some great arguments even if he knew about the whole rape thing.

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>>22609915
Stop feeding your spooder unhealthy food please

>> No.22611054

>>22610828
Probably, it's a common occurance for noble sons to get kidnapped. But if a Dragon comes to get you I don't know what they can do, besides giving a 'great and terrible smaug' speech to stall for time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ2gCi9caL8*t=5m45s

>> No.22611056

>>22611024
Isnt that how wurms operate?

>> No.22611080

>>22611042
He has a very strong sense of justice and he apparently has fights with his wife from time to time. He might accept it even if it doesn't really agree with it. Basically full on tsundere

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>tfw no futa mg gf

>> No.22611120

>>22611080
I hope he goes around to human towns wearing his old armor and challenges some up and coming knights. Looking for strong husbands to make his daughters happy.

>> No.22611121

what if nobody wants to touch your daughteru in her cunny? what do you do to get her hopes up that someday, some pedophile lolicon will whisk her away to a world of great pleasure and matrimony?

>> No.22611134

>>22611120
Even better if he wears full evil knight armor

>> No.22611142

>>22607157
I want to protect that raven

>> No.22611151

>>22608477
all i want for christmas is MindFlayer

>> No.22611152

>>22611054
You could always appeal to a dragon's sense of exclusivity. Always keep a small stash of hand crafted goods that took you hours of work to complete. They might not be worth much, but they're literally the only ones in the world, and I doubt a dragon would turn that kind of sincerity down.

It'd be a great sense of gap-moe, despite all the gold and the priceless gems, her greatest treasures all hold some sentimental value and could be valued at a pittance, yet they're the one things they'd go ballistic over having stolen.

>>22611080
I wonder how he feels about the whole rampant pedophilia thing. That would have had to have been a very hard sell.

>> No.22611167

>>22611152
>I wonder how he feels about the whole rampant pedophilia thing. That would have had to have been a very hard sell.
Monsters are very different I guess

>> No.22611184

>>22611121
this gives me an idea for a story about a father who tries to get rid of his daughteru by hooking her up on dates with men because he never wanted kids in the first but the daughteru advances on her own father in the end and that was the father's waifu's endgame this whole time.
now i wonder, what species should i use?

>> No.22611188

>>22611134
I feel like that could be taken the wrong way. Plus if he really is a justicefag he probably doesnt even have an armor like that.

>> No.22611193

>>22611188
But it would make them fight extra hard!

>> No.22611228

>>22611167
Unless she's completely corrupted his mind, I doubt you can hand wave it that simply with "monsters are different." Especially if he's so opinionated he'll fight with his wife over things to this day. He'd likely just say "You should't fuck kids." As a hard stance.

Ironically, it takes a modern climate like today and the information gathering/spread abilities of the internet to gather a group of pedophiles large enough it begins to shape the culture of a specific place to breed an air of indifference that would let such a handwave slide.

>> No.22611238
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Remember that fox girls are wanton harlots and you shouldn't fall for their tricks

>> No.22611260

>>22611193
>menacing dark knight strolls into town.
>armor blacker than the void with only blood red highlights for colour
>no face visible except for glowing crimson eyes from his hidden face.
>look is completed by a violent looking great sword, dark energies emanating from the blade.
>so imposing he has everyone's attention as he demands for the greatest fighters to come face him.
I would love to see the face of the one he chooses when he reveals he is actually just a really nice guy and it's all an act.

>> No.22611266

>>22610178
>US southwest
>high desert, small city
Standard generic town dwellers but in lower than usual numbers. Mix of desert type and mountain type girls. Handful of native centaur and harpy tribes. Probably a ton of Lamias and with the frigid winters the hibernation cycle would be a big deal here. Probably enough to effect local culture. I imagine there would be a bunch of customs built up around it.

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New wife picture! I don't normally post the black and white pictures but it's too good.

>> No.22611272

>>22610935
>music toad
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!

>> No.22611274

>>22611268
Who did it? It looks gorgeous.

>> No.22611281

>>22606039
Imagine if this creature were a monstergirl:

>https://youtu.be/KY5ArW3Ncfo

>> No.22611286

>>22611268
You need to tell her to lay off the hathorite milk, she'll grow horns at this rate.

I notice that your pics never really emphasise the undead nature of your waifu, why is that?

>> No.22611303

>>22611238
why not though

>> No.22611310

>>22611268
Very nice
>Micro bikini
I want to force my stern kiki maid to wear a micro bikini at the beach, only for her to turn the tables on me and wear it with complete confidence.

>> No.22611401

So tell me why in the MGE setting is it considered a "good thing" to have a stalker? What? Because one has a cute and or beautiful monster woman looking at you and "looking after you?"

Same goes for human women who are being stalked by an incubus guy?

>> No.22611410

>>22611401
>So tell me why in the MGE setting is it considered a "good thing" to have a stalker? What? Because one has a cute and or beautiful monster woman looking at you and "looking after you?"
It's pretty harmless compared to the real thing I guess

>Same goes for human women who are being stalked by an incubus guy?
I really like corruption 2bh

>> No.22611418

>>22611401
An incubus wouldn't stalk a human woman. They go after monster girls as only monster girls can satisfy their lust. However, an incubus that's single is a super rare occurrence.

>> No.22611452

>>22608358
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
A mediterranean style mansion located into a subtropical area with a garden and some crops.
>top five races:
Houri, Demon, Ren Xiongmao, Barometz and High Orc in no particular order. There's many others on my radar tho.
>preferred age range:
If we are speaking mentally I'd rather have a more mature like one but it's alright if she had few immature things if its at relationship level. About looks Im more open but range from lolis to cakes so I could say 12~35ish, just not fan of wrinkles.
>deal breakers if any:
Like I mention if she's immature about relationships, strict dom ones, girls that have litteraly no opinions or personality, flat ass, chicken legs (if any), big hands or feet (if any, paws are alright), smell bad or poor hygiene, too hairy, toxic girl (both ways), smoker, tsun, yandere or if she cant demostrate her love.

Sorry for being late and thank you Ms.Bicorn.

>> No.22611463

>>22611410
>spoiler
Good taste.

>>22611418
Dont treat incubus as grimdark fags treat monstergirls. They are still normal human guys and dont only think of sex 24/7. If one was in love with a human women before becoming an incubus then very well might choose her over a monster. I do get that they are very rare though.

>> No.22611480

>>22611463
>grimdark fags treat monstergirls.

??? What?

>> No.22611484

>>22610188
Pretty sure that chick was legit going to tear his throat out and feast on his blood and organs.

>> No.22611490

>>22611272
Ah shit, just noticed that.

>> No.22611491

>>22611480
The post implied they thought only with their dick. Like how grimdarkfags things mgs are incapable of art or civilization.

>> No.22611532

>>22611463
It's literally the canon. You can like it or hate it. Incubui tastes are altered to vastly prefer monster girls. Furthermore, practically the only way you become an incubus is through extended periods of time of sex with monster girls. It's a process that can take a long, long time. Men don't change like women do even if they're chilling out day in and day out in a demon realm and consuming nothing but demon realm products. And if he was doing that, no doubt he would have been pounced on sooner or later before incubization.

>If one was in love with a human women before becoming an incubus then very well might choose her over a monster.
She's going to monsterize before he incubizes

>> No.22611533

>>22611491
He's quoting the actual world guide
>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.
considering the post that was being responded to was talking about women being stalked and not that they were in love.

>> No.22611547

Dumb Viking Ratas and their Bork Bork Bork-ing

>> No.22611556

>>22611532
>>22611533
Yeah I get that it is impossible. I am just asking you dont fall into the same trap of calling incubus mind/ego death. Also apophis venom, dark matter balls, and succubus nostrum literally do instantly turn men into incubi.

>> No.22611565

>>22611050
Black Christmas? Well I never

>> No.22611647

>>22611463
>dont only think of sex 24/7.
You're either a low-T fag or 3dpd if you're not thinking of sex 24/7. I'd do anything to fuck a monster girl 24/7 non-stop.

>> No.22611649

>>22611452
>toxic girl (both ways)
Fag. Well, half fag. And in regards to smoke, what don't you like about it? Depending on your answer you may be able to strike it from your list of deal breakers. If you just don't like the way a woman looks while smoking that's another thing though.

>> No.22611685

>>22611647
Think of sex every 7 seconds, that's enough
123456SEX

>> No.22611715

>>22611647
It still wouldn't be crippling
>I'd do anything to fuck a monster girl 24/7 non-stop.
And that is still a choice.

>> No.22611719

>>22611649
Smoker breath smells fucking terrible. Doubly so if they also drink coffee while they smoke. The scents mix to create something that comes disgustingly close to human shit.

>> No.22611720

>>22610054
wtf I hate monster girls now

>> No.22611728

>Waking up without my shortstack salamander neighbor sleeping atop me
Life is suffering.

>> No.22611730

>>22611720
There are dozens of other ways to kill yourself, don't worry.

>> No.22611737

>>22610825
You convinced me they are best waifus now.

>> No.22611738

>>22611685
Pretty much this. Only time I don't is post-fap or if I'm distracted with work or vidya. Still, the mind wonders off into the realm of lewd very frequently. Can't stop it. No-fap makes it worse. A monster girl wife and being an incubus would be a godsend because then I could act on it all day. The absolute dream that would be

>> No.22611744

>>22611286
I've thought about that myself and the answer is I have a very shitty imagination and am taking active suggestions on more lichy things to commission.
>>22611274
https://twitter.com/roresu_

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>>22611738
That's swell, anon!

>> No.22611775

>>22611719
That's fine then, they obviously smoke magical sex plants that smell good. Why you think they'd smoke tobacco is beyond me.

>>22611744
Setting is the obvious answer but I don't know how that figures into your budget. Here she could be posing on an alchemy lab,the bikini is easy to draw but something like the more traditional open robes might have suited better. She could be stretched out like a cat over a bench or something with her tits necessarily squished into some deep cleavage and telepathically flipping through a floating book while reading it, you could even picture the view from the book's perspective. Then there's typical cute nerdy science girl cliche shit. Liquid experiment explodes all over her chest.

She could be having a bad/unfocused day and let an experiment fizzle out due to spacing out and staring at a picture of (You)

>> No.22611778

>>22608358
Still working through these, was taking a nap.
>>22609845
With the choice being obvious, your new wife is a 34 year old troll looking for love. Anna is a delightfully chatty woman with her silver hair tied back into a neat ponytail and our match maker Bicorn has commented on her having "an ass that should be illegal."
She very set on being a housewife (or should that be cavewife?), however she also fancies herself as a bit of a novelist and has been writing a draft for a romance story so she hopes her husband will support her little hobby.
>>22609878
Bicorn has decided the perfect match for you is a strong willed, 335 year old Vampire. Tall and slender, with long curly blue hair and a consistently determined look in her eyes, Beatrice claims she's looking for a "servant" rather than a husband but you know how Vampires can be so it can be assumed she wants a house husband.
She enjoys praise, eating small portions of human food for fun and watching stage plays. When asked about what bedroom duties her "servant" would be expected to preform she simply replied with "whatever I say."

>> No.22611779

>>22611730
but I just wanna plink at steel off my porch

>> No.22611789

>>22611744
>>22611775
Oh, oh, you could have her cuddling her phylactery in bed, which is a dakimakura of (You)

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>> No.22611822

>>22611816
>you will never be a noble with a hellhound maid/guard dog

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>> No.22611833

>>22611649
Like he >>22611719 already said, plus it triggers my allergies and make hard to breath and that shit stains everywhere. Funny enough I like the smell of fresh tobacco alot, nargiles are fine and pipe smells less shitty.

If its like how you said a mamono plant that smells good then its fine, aslongs don't stain as much.

About the toxic I meant more personality-wise actually and in cases of bubble smile or nacho, don't want that messing with my head.
Some are fine tho like the ones that only make you have a raging boner or sensible to pleasure. Vamp mosquito are my fave one in that niche.

>> No.22611843

>>22611833
>slime
Fucking phoneposting

>> No.22611844

>>22611816
>What's up Nyanon?

>> No.22611854

>>22611833
You sound really, really gay, anon

>> No.22611858

>>22611484
wouldve been hot desu

>> No.22611891
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What are some great MG dance moves?

>> No.22611893

>>22611854
Having health issues and preferences are gay for you Anon?

>> No.22611894

>>22611268
Cute wife, pale undead girls in micro bikini look very striking.

>> No.22611900

>>22611891
The Penetrada! It makes sex look like church

>> No.22611907

>>22611893
No, it's the way you speak that is very gay

>> No.22611924

>>22611907
Huh. Perhaps it's because its hard to me to articulate with my shitty english.
It may gave you that idea, it's was not my intention.

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I want to molest my kouhai while she's sleeping.

>> No.22611947

>>22611822
anon. i don't think that's a dog

>> No.22611952

>>22611816
oh no the cat kingdom's got em too

>> No.22611954

>>22611947
Well either way I want one.
>tfw she only listens to the kiki head maid

>> No.22611963

>>22611938
The school does not take responsibility for broken pelvises male students receive during revenge rape.

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Space has diamonds that are miles in diameter. Let's go grab 'em!

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>>22611775
>>22611789
These are all good ideas and going on my list. Thank you anon.

>> No.22612005

>>22611833
It probably stains like shit. Maybe not staining the body, but I imagine it seeps into walls like real smoke does and fucks them up. Like, a human girl living there too long will turn bad, depending on the plant that was smoked.

I knew what you meant. I was thinking more oomukade

>>22611844
Not a viable option

>>22611995
KC orcs and goblins are trash

>> No.22612015

>>22612003
>What are you doing Lichie?
>I'm making glowing science goop at 4 in the morning. I have lost control of my un-life.

>> No.22612019

>>22610867
Are you me? Same here buddy. Personally, I prefer a lamia but a coyote would be nice too.

>> No.22612021

>>22612002
>Space mining guild run by a ruthless CC dragon

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Bully cute, timid heckpups.

>> No.22612029

>>22612003
I wish I had so much money I could just toss it on commissions. I'd commission vast landscapes of my setting and scenes like an elfwight in a castly relaxing cozy by a fire reading a book or something in her mini library/office/study on an overcast afternoon with an open balcony behind her looking out over a stormy sea

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Gremlins are cute

>> No.22612034

>>22612029
That sounds wonderful. I wish you had money too.

>> No.22612038

>>22612025
Sounds pretty risky in the long run

>> No.22612039

>>22612034
Hey thanks anon, right back at you. Rather, I wish you had more.

>> No.22612040

>>22611266
Do you get snowbirds invading every winter too?

>> No.22612052

>>22612033
Gremmy's new wonder breast pump!
Helps in self milking for single girls!
Warningmaycauseexplosivebreastgrowth
Gremcoisnotresponsibleforanysideeffects

>> No.22612053

>>22612033
That gremlin has a delicious body.

>> No.22612064

>>22612033
Lame as fuck

>> No.22612077

>>22612033
>Gremlin gets raped by her own malfunctioning creation
Hot. I bet she's super domineering over her man but deep down she just wants him to "malfunction" too.

>> No.22612080

>>22612052
>Spoiler
I hope she invents one that shrinks breasts so i can have fun with her tits at each different size tier.

>> No.22612094

>>22612033
this picture makes me upset

>> No.22612096

>>22612038
>Sounds pretty risky in the long run
You aren't bullying her enough.

>> No.22612103

>>22612080
Germco will investigate this process once their employee has adjusted to her new figure.

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>>22612033
i want to be raped by one

>> No.22612106

>>22612033
Forceful leg spreading is underappreciated.

>> No.22612108

>>22612025
>Facial her
>She gets annoyed but is too nervous to say so
>Reluctantly wipes the cum on her glasses on her sweater because it "tastes too bitter"
>When she puts the glasses back on, her eyelashes start to flicker and smolder
>Even though she's clearly angry about it, she won't admit it

>> No.22612112

>>22612025
Would bully by filling with pups.

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>>22612106
That's what you do when corrupting cute order nuns

>> No.22612125

>>22612103
I hope me impregnating that new figure causes a longer delay.

>> No.22612133

>>22612005
Fuck. Would be annoying after sometime the stained smell, but the idea of affecting human girls sounds hot, also perhaps your wife could use it as a repellent for other monsters to mark you as hers.

Oomukades have an hard to explain hotness for me because the fact that centipedes creep me out but they look very alluring, also their venom is pretty nice I wonder if you could use it against them.

>> No.22612138

>>22612125
Well, if you're aiming for that she has a new GREMCO brand fertility booster.
300% effective!

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>>22612108
>Prepare to nut on her face for the eighth time
>She flinches slightly
>"Everything OK, sweetie?"
>She pouts and looks away, and mutters "Just go ahead and do it."

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>> No.22612159

>>22612149
>>22612108
When she goes full heckhound she'll be the one squirting all over you, anon.

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>>22611891

>> No.22612180

>>22612025
Is it possible to train a pup over a long period of time, and have her grow up to be a wimpy hellwan?

>> No.22612184

>>22610588
We may have just the girl for you! A recent sign up to the match making program, Yuuko is a very quiet and shy Kitsune shopkeeper with unusually light red hair/fur with the body of an 18-19 year old, despite her appearance she has six fluffy tails.
The interview with her was a rather strange one as she preferred to communicate in short phrases or one word answers unless she was answering via writing on parchment while blushing like a pure maiden. Despite the difficulty expressing, she claims she wants a husband into the more intimate side of sex and someone to share leisurely walks with.
>>22611452
Congratulations on your new Demon. Avoca is ashort, bottom rather small chested blonde with twintails who looks to be [redacted] years old but is in fact a very smug 26 year old woman. Match maker Bicorn wonders how Avoca is gifted with meaty thighs and the ass of a grown woman despite her apparent age.
She's an outdoorsy type who wants to spend some time in the sun with her man and has a rather lewd way of speaking, however she's confessed she hopes her husband isn't a push over and will respond with some comebacks or flirting of his own.

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>> No.22612207

>>22608358
>Large house in the country after finishing adventuring.
>Holst, Cheshire, Jinko, Salamander, Kiki
>Minimum of Loli
>No real ones outside siths.

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Birbs

>> No.22612264

>>22612202
Did Centikohai scratch his arm?

>> No.22612266

>>22612184
>Short
>Big thighs and ass
>A tease
Blessed Bicorn hope she gets an beast in bed husband.
>Avoca
Now I can call her avocado to bully her about that fat bottom perfect!

>> No.22612271

>>22612244
A diverse flock. I'll have the toothy one in bottom right.

>> No.22612272

>>22612266
That sounds like it would lead to face sitting.

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>> No.22612286

>>22612244
I want to watch them lay eggs

>> No.22612301

>>22612286
I want to watch some other lizard mamano lay some eggs. Birds are overdone and the other lizards need a time to shine.

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>>22612244

>> No.22612303

>>22612301
Do Lizard girls have ovipositors?

>> No.22612307

>>22612133
I'm not sure what you mean, unless you just mean smelling the same smell stained into the walls would get annoying over time. I've never been in a position where I've had to always smell the same smell, lavender, for instance. It's a pleasant smell but it never stays around permanently. Maybe it would get annoying.

I like the idea that she could use it as a kind of marking deterrent, that's kind of hot. I wonder if nurarihyon smoke does that.

You know, centipedes are kind of creepy to me at a distance, but if you look at one close up and really study it, the less gross it looks to me. I think it's because it doesn't have little hairs or whatever and has quite clearly defined segments. I imagine they're a bit spookier in motion though. I'm pretty sure you can use it against them. I think that was the idea behind the whole kissing thing, they don't usually ingest their own venom so they have no resistance towards it, but when you kiss them, it mixed with the saliva and they swallow it. I might be confused here, don't quote me.

side note, captcha is satan,corporate shill satan lazy fat capitalist fucking "Do my machine learning for me for free so I can make self driven cars, click every traffic light crosswalk bridge bike" satan.

>> No.22612317

>>22612272
>Starts bullying her about Avocado.
>She says that will make me shallow my words
>Make me Shortie!
>Catapult herself with her tail landing a critical hit
>spend the next hour or so eating nothing more than juicy rippen Avocado.
I wouldnt regreet a single word.

>> No.22612321

>>22612283
No snow, ice, sleet, blizzard, Ice Queen cold, or Tsurara icicles can stop the Winterstown mofu mail delivery!

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>>22612302
We must defend harpykind from the villainy of spiderkind.

>> No.22612340

>>22612180
Absolutely.

>> No.22612342

>>22612336
Forcefully filling nun birds with babies!.

>> No.22612355

>>22612336
Stop badmouthing the spiders please

>> No.22612366

>>22612244
must be really noisy to have so many birds screaming at each other as a way to casually chit chat and relax

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>>22612355
Ya you're right, enough about spiders I guess.

We need to defend birdkind against those vile snakes as well!

>> No.22612374

>>22606039
>>22557208

>> No.22612377

>>22612366
You want my chi
Then take it

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>>22612377
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHINESE NEW YEAR?

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>>22612391
Tengu children all have heard the story of the Bird and the Bull and how they are easily outsmarted.

It's a classic tale, like the Wererabbit and the Umi Osho.

>> No.22612431

>>22612122
This is the artist that got me into ss

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>> No.22612452

>>22612207
There were many potential matches but our friendly Bicorn has decided the best girl for you is a 29 year old shortstack Salamander with black scales. Mary is just as soft on the inside as she is in the breast department as she's extremely kind and motherly, so much so that Ms Bicorn accidentally said out loud she wishes Mary was her mother despite being older.
Your potential wife is very interested in seeing the strength of a seasoned adventurer first hand and challenging you to a customary duel as expected of her race but she's even more interested in spoiling you with lots of affection and her homemade cooking. If you have any stories to tell of your journeys she's also interested in those too.

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practicing with your big sister!

>> No.22612486

>>22608358
>big house in a small town near mountains, somewhere where I can finally open my antique shop
>Kiki, shog, arachne, dragon, lamia
>no lolis
>no yanderes, overly possessive girls or, conversely, girls that have no personality or no opinion aside from serving me. I realise it's weird to say that after listing kikis and shogs as favorites, but it's exactly the kind of thing that bothers me in them

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It's nearly time anon.

>> No.22612497

>>22612452
10/10 gonna breed

>> No.22612515

>>22612495
Keep your centaur away from Living Armours.

>> No.22612519

>>22612478
Protect the Queen!

>> No.22612539

>>22612184
>Waifu is speech-shy just like me
I am spooked, Madame Bicorn. Are you divining at me?
Yuuko sounds amazing. It's a little uncanny. I can't wait to meet her!

>> No.22612550

>>22608358
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
My small ranch style house I currently live in. I like to think monster girls would move to our world
>top five races:
Sandworm, jabberwock, lamia, holstaur, demon
>preferred age range:
20 - 30, but older is fine too. There's no upper limit.
>deal breakers if any:
No super doms; a little dom is okay, but I prefer things to be more equal in bed.
No loli.
No harem unless you're involved, Ms. Bicorn. And if you want involved, feel free to pick a girl or two of your choosing!
Absolutely nothing with more than 6 limbs, no cait siths, no slimes, and no mushrooms. For the love of god, no bugs, sandworm is obviously an exception to this.

>> No.22612565

How many daughterus is too many?

>> No.22612566

>Your Order city will never be besieged by the demon army
Why live

>> No.22612574

>>22612565
you can never have enough daughterus

>> No.22612597

>>22608358
>your living arrangements (mge setting)
Don't care as long as it can be made comfy
>top five races
Not counting the non mge races, Vampire, Amazon, Dark Mage, Apophis, Pharaoh, although I like my top 10 almost equally
>preferred age range
I like cakes
>deal breakers if any
Full sub, timid girls
Bodies without curves
Only like small girls if they're shortstacks like dorafs
Arachnophobia

>> No.22612610

>>22612307
Yes I meant smelling the same heavy smell over and over, like something that gives you headaches. Smoke of somekind can stain in your room if someone is burning stuff near of your home for example.

About the centipedes for me is the way they move and the many little legs, I'm more of a mothguy myself but beetles and spiders are fine too

>> No.22612615

>>22612574
>400 babies

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>> No.22612624

>>22612565
At once or in general? At once, two is pushing it, three is too many.

Over time? Infinite daughters, a whole clan. My wife has a giant castle to fill after all. You take it in cycles, it helps stave off the long ages. Have a kid, raise her for thirty or so years, set her on an accelerated training path and dote heavily on her specifically for that time, then let her go out and experience life and the world, spend the time between her and the next one doting on your wife, hanging out with your daughters, checking in on how their lives are going, dote on any of your grand daughters, hang out with their husbands, do the regular worthiness check up, hopefully as nature takes its course, your next daughter in on her way about a century after the last.

>> No.22612625
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You should be happy that a moth waifu wants you so much.

>> No.22612631

>>22612621
I'd padoru that ass if you know what I'm sayin huehuehuehue

>> No.22612645

>>22612625
Black sclera with bright pupils is my fetish
No, that's a bit too much.

>> No.22612647

>>22612624
Reminder that daughters will not give one (1) fuck about what you think of their husbands.

>> No.22612654

>>22612645
Why too much?

>> No.22612656

>>22612647
Sure, but that doesn't mean I can't raze him.

>> No.22612659

>>22612656
Dont raze me bro

>> No.22612670

>>22612656
Sure, but if you don’t watch yourself you’re going to be seeing one less member at family gatherings.

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Wendigo's are the heroes we need to keep the evil snow harpies at bay.

>> No.22612677

>>22612647
>Reminder that daughters will not give one (1) fuck about what you think of their husbands.
That doesn't mean that I won't.

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>> No.22612683

>>22612647
The husband can still care about getting judged by his in-laws.

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>>22612683
I’m sure he will care while e.g. being mofu’d.

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>>22612675

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>> No.22612696

>>22612670
I am not going to actually do anything bad you fucking inbred retard. Maybe it's common to beat your daughters where your from, but I live in a civilized nation.

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>>22612689

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>>22612391
year of the rat is coming up

>> No.22612723

>>22612696
I wasn’t implying violence, retard.
I’m just saying that it doesn’t take a whole lot for an MG to say “this has been unpleasant for my husband, we are not showing up again.”

>> No.22612732

>>22612723
I would hope my daughter would understand that she can tell me why instead of just fucking off. I can control myself to stop when asked. I dont know why you think I would be such an asshole to my daughters one.

>> No.22612734

>>22612732
>I dont know why you think I would be such an asshole
you're an 4chan arn't you?

>> No.22612736

can i get a waifu

>> No.22612740
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Reminder that centaurs technically get to wear more cute clothing than most other MGs.

>> No.22612747

>>22612732
>I dont know why you think I would be such an asshole to my daughters one.
Dude there are plenty of people in these threads that get a hardon imagining being the hardass scary shotgun-toting dad. Can’t exactly blame him for expecting more of the same.

>> No.22612754

>>22608358
>small house
>Dark mage, shoggoth, demon, titania, pharaoh
>As long as they look legal, I'm fine.
>Honestly, I'd be more worried about that on my end due to me being a touch crazy (mainly schizophrenia-like symptoms and depression). That said, S&M is a big turnoff for me. Dominant and submissive behaviors are fine, but pain's a no-no. I'm also not big on any permanent alterations to the mind. Temporary hypnosis is fine, but messing with how a person's mind works on a long term or permanent basis makes me VERY uncomfortable. Hence, no mind-flayers for me.

>> No.22612768

>>22612723
>It it doesn’t take a whole lot for an MG to say “this has been unpleasant for my husband, we are not showing up again.”
This would be fairly devastating to be honest, I'm not sure I'd be able to handle it, wondering how I could go so wrong raising a daughter whose basically begging for any excuse to disown the family and run off with some random, potentially unworthy fuck at the drop of a hat. It would probably severely affect my confidence in fathering.

I guess all you can do in this situation is be there when shit goes completely ass up and there's a granddaughter you've never seen caked in mud showing up on your doorstep one rainy morning. Time to bust open the 'ol armoury.

>> No.22612770

>>22612625
I wonder how she would feel if I rub her antennae tenderly.

>> No.22612776

>>22612625
even if the guy didn't want her, why didn't he at least humor her till he could find an opening?

>> No.22612780

I know of a sure way to get a monster girl waifu if you were born in the middle of Order lands.
>Start acting like a heretic in public
>get executed
>wait for a lich to find and resurrect you
>be her souldbound servant for the rest of eternity
Rate

>> No.22612796

>>22612780
0/10, you clearly have to tell every one that legends say there's a human boy asleep in the woods waiting for true love's kiss to awaken, manufacture some little folk tale books, make them look old, toss them around and head off into the woods, find a comfortable spot of grass and pop one of those undead mushrooms.

>> No.22612798

>>22612747
>Dude there are plenty of people in these threads that get a hardon imagining being the hardass scary shotgun-toting dad
Huh, I guess they were lucky enough to never actually meet one of these parents.

>> No.22612802

>>22612796
You can wait for a long time when you are dead 2bh.

>> No.22612810

>>22612723
>Some dude imagining that he wants to be a hardass that wants the best for his daugheru threatens me because even in my fantasy I'm unworthy and worthless

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>>22612768
>run off with some random, potentially unworthy fuck at the drop of a hat
Welcome to MGE. That's a fact of the setting.
The fact that they will happily shack up with (You) or (Me) also means that we don't get the option to be choosy with who our daughters marry, because the same applies for them.

At the end of the day the rule is that husband will always be priority number one.

>> No.22612818

>>22612802
Yeah but you're fucked if no one wants to waste a plot on you and just throws you in a furnace

>> No.22612820

>>22612810
This is some fucking Inception level shit

>> No.22612824

>>22608323
$15 per pizza for non-shit pizza is normal. They are also probably large to XL.

>> No.22612842

>>22612818
Oh fuck. Hopefully the lich would sense my desperate soul. I guess it is more realistic to be picked up by a Wisp in that case.

>> No.22612844

>>22612780
You have to be extremely lucky to get picked by her as her husband out of hundreds/thousands other executed heretics. Maybe she'll resurrect you and pair you up with one of her zombie minions instead.

>> No.22612851

>>22612842
Just use the mushrooms. They come with a free res and also attract undead girls to your location.

>> No.22612854

>>22612814
I'll need your source that monsters don't feel any love or loyalty towards family members that they aren't fucking. I mean it's a little sad then so be it, if that's just how monsters are in MGE, then I'm sure that my waifu wouldn't give a shit if a daughter wanted to go missing because she fell for some dude that, lets say, had criminal associates for instance and lots of debt. Or was a shitty person in general but not the cartoonish extreme of "torments little animals and children and kicks pregnant women"

The fact that monstergirls are nigh perfect only highlights and exacerbates the flaws within humanity, and it's more reason to cherish your daughters. You probably wouldn't get it.

>> No.22612862

>>22612844
That's still a win.

>>22612851
How the fuck would I get those in the middle of Order land?

>> No.22612868

>>22612862
>How the fuck would I get those in the middle of Order land?
They probably grow in graveyards or dungeons or some shit.

>> No.22612871

>>22612768
>I guess all you can do in this situation is be there when shit goes completely ass up and there's a granddaughter you've never seen caked in mud showing up on your doorstep one rainy morning.
That wouldn't happen.

>> No.22612872

>>22612844
>Maybe she'll resurrect you and pair you up with one of her zombie minions instead.
People always act like resurrecting men is easy and Liches just resurrect every male corpse they see. Resurrecting a man requires a huge investment in a full ritual that requires the involvement of Hel herself.

>> No.22612877

>>22612871
>That wouldn't happen.
Thank you God.

>> No.22612884

>>22612872
It's not that crazy. You just need a would-be wife. And there's pretty much always one out there because there'd be no reason to resurrect a dude if some one wasn't going to love him. It requires Hel's "involvement" as much as praying involved God. She just hands out authority to MGs to do it on her behalf.

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>>22612877
You're welcome.

>> No.22612906

>>22612854
Yeah I can't imagine KC making it so daughters feel no familial love.

>> No.22612909

>Hiring young noble boys to head off and seduce the grand-daughter of your errant daughter and stealing her off back home
That'll teach her. Dad wins again

>> No.22612911

>>22612854
>I'm sure that my waifu wouldn't give a shit if a daughter wanted to go missing because she fell for some dude that, lets say, had criminal associates for instance and lots of debt. Or was a shitty person in general but not the cartoonish extreme of "torments little animals and children and kicks pregnant women"
Read the setting, nigger.
>Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
If the dude's a bad person, but still has a bit of goodness left in him, then monsters will do their best to rehabilitate them.

>> No.22612912

>>22612647
I would just want my daughters to be happy

>> No.22612917

>>22612768
>granddaughter you've never seen caked in mud showing up on your doorstep one rainy morning.
is that a reference to something

>> No.22612918

>>22612854
>monsters don't feel any love or loyalty towards family members
Cool false dichotomy. They care for their family, they simply will choose their husband over family if they are forced to.
>because she fell for some dude that, lets say, had criminal associates for instance and lots of debt. Or was a shitty person in general
Welcome to MGE. Monsters will marry and do their best to help anyone who isn't a completely unsalvageable monster. They do. Not. Care.
This is the flip side of the "monsters will accept you regardless" coin, and it's something people have to come to terms with if daughters (that they aren't fucking themselves) are a part of their fantasies.

If you want citations, here's a bit from World Guide I:
>To monsters that have husbands, their husband is most precious to them and he takes priority over anything else.
>Even though the monsters are lustful hedonists, they treat the man they chose as their “husband” extremely wholeheartedly, and this is why they value him even more than they value themselves.

>> No.22612919

>>22612911
>Read the setting, nigger.
He's just another /tg/ brainlet, don't be so hard on him.

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why do human men have civil rights? what's the point?

>> No.22612933

>>22612924
Because forbidden fruit is sweeter.

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>>22612924
I wouldn't need rights if I a vampire mistress took care of me 2bh

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>>22612939

>> No.22612948

>>22612918
>You have to deal with something you dont want happening in your perfect fantasy.
You dont. No point in worrying about it cause it will never happen.

>> No.22612952

>>22612924
White knight monster girls capitulating to men's rights activists. Giving human boys rights was a mistake.

>> No.22612953

>>22612911
How many countless stories are out there of dudes with changes of heart having their past lives catch up with them? It's a cliche at this point, a very well recognised one. It's a risk that I as a father would hope I'd be hesitant to take.

I mean it's a bum situation, especially if she's already marked him or whatever there's no separating that. I'd just hope that the moment I go "I'm not sure about this guy" she doesn't go "Thanks for raising me. Bye."

>>22612917
Na

>>22612918
You represent two sides here. An utter single minded devotion to the husband regardless of how bad or dangerous he is on one side, and supposed care on the other. You really don't seem to propose an alternative to my "false dichotomy" in fact you seem to support it.

Also, just an aside, and one whose fantasies are 100% dictated by MGE is a mouth breathing brainlet, as the setting is trash, and infinitely inferior to anything you can whip out based on muh feels.

>> No.22612974

>>22612953
>"I'm not sure about this guy" she doesn't go "Thanks for raising me. Bye."
Tbh so far you sound like someone who actually deserves that kind of treatment.

>> No.22612981

>>22612974
Pretty sure I just sound like some one who disagrees with you.

>> No.22612984

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daugher you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>> No.22612988

>>22612984
MGE actually has the perfect solution to that very thing.

>> No.22612994

>>22612984
I forgot if response to that pasta I saw before was a pasta itself.

>> No.22612998

>>22612942
>Vampire boomers
How would dignified vampires handle being told "ok boomer"?

>> No.22613003

>>22612924
its all about the NAP.

>> No.22613004

>>22612981
Not really, you're just a pompous ass and colossal faggot who tries to add drama for no other reason that it's a cliche. It's to be expected from someone who frequents /tg/, but still.

>> No.22613005

>>22612984
Is it wrong that I can't really rebut this? Help

>> No.22613009

>>22612994
What did he mean by this

>> No.22613016

>>22613005
Stop thinking of women as objects who only exist to be fucked

>> No.22613023

>>22613016
But people on 4chan told me that it's the only way

>> No.22613024

>>22612942
Nothing better than a dignified vampire lolibaba who shows no mercy in bed

>> No.22613027

>>22613004
Honestly if we're talking character potshots you seem far less deserving of a healthy relationship with your imaginary daughter than I am. After all you're the one who came out hot and bothered with insults and strawmen and the need to impose your view on others.

Your biggest gripe is "muh drama", but every one comes with baggage. It's not so strange to be aware of that.

>> No.22613029

Just dick the daughteru you stupid fucks.

>> No.22613033

>>22613016
You're right. They exist to be traded for benefits for the family. Thanks anon.

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>he doesn't want his daughters to go and fuck some hopeless loser into the ground and turn his life around at the same time

>> No.22613055

>>22613029
I am not interested in incest or cheating on my wife.

>> No.22613056

>>22613009
The rebuttal of that pasta I read once looked like pasta itself. The gist of it was that one of the main reasons cuckery is bad is because you risk not passing on your genes, and if a woman is pregnant then she's 100% sure the baby is hers.

>> No.22613058

Honestly, as the guy who started all of this and kept arguing about it, when I said worthiness checks it was more tongue in cheek and making sure the dude was settling in well, he wasn't having ennui problems and if he was making any significant advances in any passion projects he may or may not be interested in.

This certainly got blown all out of proportion.

>> No.22613063

>>22613056
So wait, raising a son is the ultimate form of cuckoldry because you can't be sure that your son's son if actually his, and he might have just terminated your line, but you can always be sure your daughter's child is your grandchild?

>> No.22613071

>>22613058
Honestly if it didn't seem like he was doing well I'd hold that more to my daughter.
He's her responsibility, after all.

>> No.22613072

>>22613063
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy- reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually fuck every inch of his dick.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his throbbing cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>> No.22613075

>>22613071
Some things only guys can relate to each other.

>> No.22613079

>>22613027
>muh strawmen
That's just adorable.
>but every one comes with baggage
Yeah, and your baggage seems to consist of daddy issues and bloated self-esteem. Do you not realise how pretentious you sound? I guess being an edgelord cuck does that to you.

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>>22613075
I should think you should be able to relate anything to your ideal MG wife.
At least, nothing immediately comes to mind that you couldn't.

>> No.22613090

>>22613072
This feels like something that would be posted to trigger pure momsters who didn't intend to fuck their adoptive sons

>> No.22613095

>>22613072
This is something Paladin-chan would write.

>> No.22613110

>>22613090
What's the chance for a shog momster to fuck her sonu?

>> No.22613116

>>22613079
I don't post lurk or brows /tg/. I don't intend to either. That's a strawman.

You gloss over your own baggage, and project it onto me. I don't know if I sound pretentious, I know you sound like a faggot. You insults don't really make any sense.

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>> No.22613128

>>22613089
Well I doubt you could really relate the experience of being a human male to her. She could sure try to understand, but I don't know if you yourself would believe that she could understand, making the effort kinda pointless.

I mean, maybe the whole scenario is pointless and it's not such a mindfuck as fiction likes to make you think, to go from just being an ordinary mortal single dude to suddenly having a life long partner and a significantly longer if not infinite lifespan as a greater being.

>> No.22613131

>>22612264
and his back a little bit

>> No.22613190

>>22613116
>I don't post lurk or brows /tg/.
Sure.

>> No.22613196

>>22613004
Why does playing board games make some of the people in this thread so angry

>> No.22613200

>>22613196
Autism

>> No.22613204

>>22613196
Because people on /tg/ don't play board games.

>> No.22613210

>>22613204
>rolling dice to move little game pieces around isn't a board game
uhh sweetie

>> No.22613220

>>22613210
They don't do that either.

>> No.22613223

>>22613190
I got nothin'. Believe what you want to believe I guess. I'd say being less of a salty and angry little cunt might save you an argument here or there but I seem to enjoy them. Do you, anon. You're no less of a man just because the Idea I'd vet my daughter's husbands threatens you.

>> No.22613243

>>22613223
You certainly feel threatened enough to keep posting pretentious shit and trying to 'win' an argument that no one even participated in.

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Still alive, just taking these slowly.
>>22612486
You'll be happy to know there was a snarky Shoggoth waiting for a man of your tastes. Your wife is an ancient being with long, straight hair and paler coloring than other Shoggoths, when asked for her name she simply giggled in an unsettling manner and replied that names are a foolish invention of humans.
As mentioned, she's quite snarky and had so many quips that she frequently left Ms Bicorn fairly frustrated. She has a strong interest in human history after having ignored it for most of her existence and fully intends to serve her new master both in daily life and the bedroom.
>>22612550
Have we got the wife for you. Elizabeth is a 22 year old Jabberwock with wavy shoulder length hair and a habit of wearing nothing but a tank top and tight fitting hotpants.
Her skin is actually tan rather than outright brown, flashing her tan lines to Ms Bicorn as proof with a lewd smile. She also preempted the usual questions, stating she wanted a man who could handle her fetishes but she would fulfill any of his in return.

>> No.22613281

So, in a nutshell: having a daughter in MGE is the one Bad End. Just bullshit your way out of it, MGs appear to love their men enough to come in terms with a childless life.

>> No.22613287

>>22613243
>'win' an argument that no one even participated in.
>>22613190
>>22613079
>>22613004
>>22612974
>>22612911
Kek. There were others I just picked from the most booty blasted. They're all you aren't they, anon-kun?

>> No.22613290

I just want to lewdly cuddle a yeti in the snow

>> No.22613293

>>22613281
Feel free to headcanon your own reality. I personally wouldn't want to live in any world KC built

>> No.22613304

I just want to get fucked by a big, shy Bunyip. Any hints on how to lure one?

>> No.22613308

>>22613304
The cliches are out dated and chicks never liked beer. Find out what she personally likes. If she's rural enough you might be in luck, and she'll be like all the aussie stereotypes.

>> No.22613323

>>22613304
Walk up to a father of a Bunyip family and state that you're not a murderhobo, don't have a debt to a bad kind of mafia, and is at least mildly interested in Bunyip pussy. See him tearfully beg you on his knees to fuck any of his daughterus.

>> No.22613336

>>22613323
>salty

>> No.22613352

>>22613281
>having a daughter in MGE is the one Bad End.
If you're terrified of your kids marrying and being perfectly happy with some inconsequential dork, then yes.

>> No.22613358

>>22613304
Place a bottle of victoria bitter beer and a pack of menthol cigarettes in a front of a lake.

>> No.22613365

>>22613276
>stating she wanted a man who could handle her fetishes but she would fulfill any of his in return.
I got literally no limits, so hopefully, we can satisfy each other's degenerate needs

>> No.22613374

>>22613358
VB is piss

>> No.22613377

>>22613323
>bad kind of mafia
There's a good kind?

>> No.22613396

>>22612539
beta male hahaha no one would ever want you

>> No.22613400

>>22613358
Would a Bunyip enjoy a VB long neck at 20 to 8 in the fucking morning?

>> No.22613423

>>22613377
I guess the kind that act more like cops, if your cops act more like mafia. The only difference between the two is a bunch of social contracts.

>> No.22613429

>>22613400
She'd enjoy the Igni to stop fucking up the air quality.

>> No.22613444

so...anything new?

>> No.22613459

>>22613396
This

>> No.22613470

>>22613444
Well, >>22608232 is the only post with a pastebin link and it's only art, so no. Nothing new.

>> No.22613476

>>22613444
Just some minor news/insights from the game KC is developing.

>> No.22613482

>>22613476
i remember people calling that vaporware 5 years ago

>> No.22613484

>"W-what are you doing my daughter?"
>"Succ-ceeding you. Father."

>> No.22613539

>>22613308
Give her a can of petrol? Well okay then

>> No.22613540

>>22613444
popular manga site got taken down

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>> No.22613565

>>22613539
Don't be rama rama, I didn't mean that rural.

>> No.22613576

>>22613539
>giving a bunyip a can of gasoline
Isn't that like a marriage proposal?

>> No.22613583

>>22613576
No, it's like inviting her for a coffee.

>> No.22613589

>>22613583
that's sexual harassment

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>>22613308
>chicks never liked beer

>> No.22613604

>>22613565
I don't understand this Aussie speak

>> No.22613606
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Are you cold anons?

>> No.22613611

i wanna cook for an mg

>> No.22613614

>>22613606
>A yeti's hot, steamy breath will never warm your face on a frigid winter's day
It makes my heart hurt

>> No.22613620

>>22613604
youtube it, it's a great PSA

>> No.22613622

What would an Ocelomeh do if one day her husband came home from his Inari Cooking lessons with a bruise and told her an Order female knight hit him as she told him men place is not being a house husband and should not attend cooking courses?

>> No.22613623
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Pregnant monsters!

>> No.22613629

>>22613603
Those aren't human women tho. which is a fair point against myself, maybe Bunyip aren't into girly drinks and do appreciate a good beer.

>> No.22613632

>>22613611
Do it with naked apron

>> No.22613634

>>22613623
That's a ruined back if ever I've seen one, holy shit woman.

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>>22613623

>> No.22613638

>>22613603
Don't count onis, they drink everything which has alcohol in it. Thats why they became one of favorites.

>> No.22613646

>>22612180
We trained her wrong, as a joke

>> No.22613667

>>22613637
>that back
aaaaaa, they're not meant to do that

>> No.22613685

>>22612539
Ms Bicorn can't be confirmed to be or confirmed not to be a fortune teller in her spare time as that's her own business.
Hopefully Yuuko can work on your confidence together.
>>22612597
Your new wife is none other than Neith, a millennia Pharaoh who oozes confidence and charisma only matched by her pride in her large breasts. Oddly enough she has a natural blue eye shadow and when asked what she wanted from Ms Bicorn's service she licked her lips and stated confidently she wants someone she can make submit as she traced her womb tattoo pleasure rune.
Don't let her intimidating words fool you though she's more than happy to spoil you with whatever luxuries your heart desires if you can put up with her selfish bedroom habits.
>>22612754
Ms Bicorn has found you a youthful 22 year old Titania with long, fluffy silver hair and permanent star pupils similar to Familiars. Yalanue mostly wants a husband to share fun games with, both of the regular kind and the husband and wife kind.
She also happens to be a gentle soul, stating that she believes there's good in everyone and that people should just get along. She may seem a little naive she's a left so much of an impression that Ms Bicorn had to be talked out of adopting to a fully grown woman.

>> No.22613686

>>22613632
which monster is most deserving of having her husband cook while naked?

>> No.22613690 [SPOILER] 
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>>22613623
as every monster should be. once the baby is out, it's immediately time to make another. no excuses. it's your duty as a husband

>> No.22613691

>>22613667
A lot of artists seem to think spines are L-shaped.

>> No.22613698

>>22613690
>just one
I would impregnate a echidna so badly she will set new records of birth rates,and gacha spreadsheets

>> No.22613703

>>22613690
Lich-chan that's not how you raise an undead army!

>> No.22613712

>>22613686
Yours.

>> No.22613721

>>22613685
I will make sure Neith is happy, oh yes.

>> No.22613724

>>22613611
>Cooking for foreign monster girls
I wanna show an old kitsune some good, ole fashioned, American BBQ and beer. Same goes for pharaoh, apophis, anubis, and many other foreign monster girls

>> No.22613738

>>22613724
>Pharaoh
>Foreign to America
But they wuz kweeeens and shieet

>> No.22613762
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>>22612180
>Have hellpup sister
>Mom is extremely off hands so you're given free reign to raise her
>Teach her how fighting is bad and pacifism is the only way
>Tell her how evil rape is and she should only fuck a boy who wants to fuck her
>Make sure she never gets into any physical sports, not even track or cross country
>Force her onto the math nerd team
>Gets bullied by all the other monsters, even a gremlin took her lunch money
>Always comes crying to you about how mean everyone is
>Years later mom and dad doesn't suspect a thing, just think she's a late bloomer
>Eventually move out and laugh the whole drive there
>Sad that you won't get to see her freshman year but you know it'll be hell
>One night you wake up to hear knocking on your door
>See it's your hellpup sis
>Try to keep a straight face as you let her in
>Probably just visiting you to whine again about that minotaur who calls her a cuckquean
>But she's silent as a doormouse
>You ask her what's wrong and she clenches her fists
>Her eyes flare up like mom's when she got into an argument with the neighbor kitsune over taking up street parking space
>Tackles you pinning you to the ground as tears try to flow but just turn to steam
>Blames you for everything wrong in her life
>But you'll help make it better for her
>Tears your pants off strokes you till your hard
>Calls you a degenerate for getting so erect over your sister jerking you off
>Reveals she wasn't wearing any panties and drops her hips down onto you
>You swear she's hotter inside than a lava golem
>She doesn't last long due to this being her first time, but her orgasm is puts you over the edge and soon you're cumming inside her
>Doesn't even cuddle with you
>Just tells you she talked mom into transferring schools and luckily you live walking distance to one
>From then on she rapes you every night and forces you to come to all her practices and games, in case she needs to blow off some steam before a game, or after, or during

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>> No.22613766

>>22613724
>>22613738
Also, I don't know if BBQ would be that outlandish to egyptian girls, many of whom would be royalty. Domestic animals were common back then and egypt was big on beer, though royals drank wine more often, probably because it was more expensive.

I can't think of who the commoner egypt girls would have been. Khepri? Sphinx? Mummies I guess, while embalming was expensive as shit I'm some who were given sand burials were able to remain. Either way they'd have a diet of beer and fish

>> No.22613784

>>22613762
Worth. I hope she plays sports with my cum leaking from her.

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I'll take "Le tits now" for 800.

>> No.22613824

>>22613766
Okay, killjoy. Then I'll fix her hamburgers, hot dogs, and brats. Fries, apple pie, pumpkin pie. You name it. Bacon and eggs. Breakfast sandwich.

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>>22613764
Gonna feed that holst hamburgers too
Gonna feed that p'orcs some porkchops

>> No.22613837

>>22613824
Literally anything that isn't probably kind of subpar beer and basic dead animal would blow her mind don't worry anon. "Muh modern cooking" in isekai isn't as shit and cliche as people think it is.

>> No.22613841

>>22613833
I want a chunky P'Orc and holst harem.

>> No.22613845

>>22613837
Fuck off. She'll be amazed or disgusted when I make her eat deep fried bacon cheeseburgers

>> No.22613850

>>22613845
Yeah, that's what I said.

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>>22608358
>lower end of medium sized house
>RATATOSKR, cheshire, bapho, anubis, familiar
>lolibaba, or mentally 20+ but loli body
>Oppai lolis, acting like a literal child, can't think of anything else, I just don't like how irl kids act, and don't like oppai loli/shortstack

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>Hey there cute thing. Why are you alone in the forest? Dont you know its dangerous here? Luckily for you, you are safe now, with me. Men need strong warrior women to look after them after all.
>From now on your obligations will be simple, look after my... I mean our home, cook our meals and most important of all, have sex with me and produce offspring.
>I suppose you are smart enough to come willingly and I wont need to give you a first hand demonstration of my warrior skills.

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Was gonna post in new thread but lazy,four more to go i guess?

>> No.22613869

>>22613864
Give me that Dark Elf. Right the fuck now.

>> No.22613874

>>22613864
I'm so glad I bought this billboard so I could look at images on 4chan you nigger

>> No.22613881

>>22613864
Chaotic Good is the only decent one

>> No.22613886

>>22613864
Chaotic Neutral is more evil than Chaotic Evil

>> No.22613887

>>22613864
why chaotic evil has the rinnegan

>> No.22613891

>>22613864
Oddly i find the lawful evil one the most 'down to earth' of those options,she looks smart at least

>> No.22613903

>>22613864
Lawful good>Lawful evil>Chaotic good>Chaotic evil>Chaotic neutral
Best tier list, just try and prove me wrong

>> No.22613908

>>22613823
Why is there blood on that snowman? What has this evil Yeti done?

>> No.22613913

>>22613903
lawful good is deceptive and lawful evil is a liar and those are very ugly traits

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>>22613623
How do we even stand a chance?

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>>22613864
Probably my favorite pornmedian artist on the internet.

Whoever made that pouty kitsune shrine deity that gets sexually turned down and makes a scene is a close second though alongside whomever made that super long egyptian /ss/ loli + milf series of doujins.

>> No.22613927
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>>22613864
Dark elf mistress for me please

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>>22613606
It's always cold

>> No.22613952

>>22613864
i want them all but those evil ones plus the chaotic good one are my number ones. for the evil elves, i want a monster who wants bad shit to happen to me so they can have me all to her self and make all the moves. for lawful good, i want a monster who doesn't care about the "forbidden atmosphere" of sex and just causally embraces it like anything normal because sex is amazing.

>> No.22613956

>>22613927
Would live in Naggaroth with. Not like my opinion matters through.

>> No.22613957
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She's not fat! She's just big-boned!

>> No.22613961

>>22613915
we can't. pregnant monsters are our supreme mistresses, remember? why resist? unless they like it when they're living dildo love slave is resisting

>> No.22613963

>>22613864
The first and last ones are fine but the rest are disgusting.

>> No.22613971

>>22613956
>MGE Naggaroth
>The land of howling winds, whip cracks and pleasure-filled moans

>> No.22613976

>>22613957
Stupid fat dummy, shoot rocks at her while she's rolling

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>>22613956
>>22613971
You can keep your cold and dark lands. I'm going to stay in Khemri and list off all of my wife's many many many many titles.

>> No.22613985

>>22613927
I want to pump my dreadfu full of babies.

>> No.22613986

>>22613927
I bet dark elf pussy is more mind-warping than flayer pussy

>> No.22613987

>>22613963
What's wrong with the second one?

>> No.22613991

>>22613987
looks like a ditz imo

>> No.22613993

>>22613957
She could use one big bone for sure.

>> No.22613996

>>22613986
That's how they get you

>>22613977
The cold just means the dark elf mistresses are extra clingy in their sleep

>> No.22613999

>>22613956
Same. I would enjoy living their pleasuring my corsair queen after a hard day of capturing women to monsterize and men for slaves. If I am lucky she might even bring back a monsterized women for me to add to my harem.

>>22613971
That's okay.

>> No.22614004

>>22613996
Surely they do not keep their human slave in their bed with them? Unless it was merely to warm them, that would be acceptable.

>> No.22614008

>>22614004
They like to have a "daki" if it is extra cold at night

>> No.22614009

AAAA Why are elves so good? Dark elves, High elves, Grey elves, Blood elves, Night elves, Sea elves, Moon elves, Wood elves I love 'em all AAAAA

>> No.22614022

I wish I had a Hellhound to fuck my balls dry every night.

>> No.22614038

>>22613856
Due to your strong preference, Ms Bicorn is determined to set you up with a Ratatoskr from none other than Runya Runya's Sabbath. Hilda is 52 with the youthful looks of a JC, keeping her hair in a nice looking side ponytail and wearing a pair of rimless glasses.
She's a bit of a neat freak and kept reorganizing the papers on our desk for "being a mess" and told Ms Bicorn her filing system wasn't efficient but apart from the quirks she's friendly enough. Her wish is for you to help with her research, taking notes for her and being a reliable "onii-chan" however when asked for her desires in the bedroom she started blushing and fidgeting with her glasses to try and keep her composure.

>> No.22614039

>>22614009
BUFF ELVES
DARK ELVES
ASIAN ELVES
WHITE ELVES
DEAF ELVES
CLASSIC ELVES
RACIST ELVES
MYSTERY ELVES
PSYCHO ELVES
DOG ELVES
JEWISH ELVES

>> No.22614044

Eldricht elves

>> No.22614048

>>22614039
I can do without the last one.

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>>22614038
PERFECT

Also what's a "JC"?

>> No.22614055

>>22614048
what's wrong with pointy eared tanukis, anon

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>>22614039
>BUFF ELVES
I can accept those.

>> No.22614071

Hit and run headpatting.

>> No.22614072

Most these elves are great, but they can all be better. They can all be dead. Undead.

>> No.22614075

>>22614055
Do MG's still believe in circumcision? Or so elven rabbi just suck little boys off without biting a piece off to keep for later?

>> No.22614078

>>22614072
Ancient undead elves are scary. They are much more powerful than their descendants. And they want to restore their glory

>> No.22614079

>>22613858
>longcat.jpg

>> No.22614081

>>22614078
They have my dick.

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>>22613927
>>22613956
>>22613977
>>22613971
Jokes on you guys, I'm moving to MGE Ulthuan

>> No.22614087

>>22614083
Some tall and haughty high elf noble is going to use your face as a seat while discussing theater with her friends

>> No.22614092

>>22613976
Anon no, she won't be able to get up!

>> No.22614096

>>22614092
That's when you strike at her backside, it's a super weak spot.

>> No.22614103

>>22576871
sorry
22576811
meant to quote
22576767

>> No.22614108

>>22614087
I wouldn't want it any other way.

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>> No.22614160

>>22613957
>tfw no masochistic monster who gets off on having her parts broken
I just want to HAMMER some monsters into submission.

>> No.22614162

>>22614108
It's gonna be a while. And high elf nobles have big bottoms

>> No.22614169

>>22614054
JK is highschool girl so you can probably imagine from that.

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>> No.22614172

>>22614160
i'm cool with smashing big stupid crimson chin monsters, much less cool with smashing big stupid cute monstergirls in quite the same way.

>> No.22614173

>>22608358
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
Is it possible to move in with the waifu, actually? That would be cute. Otherwise nothing fancy. Average house.
>top five races:
Ryu, inari, lilim, kejourou, demon
>preferred age range:
20s to immortal ancient being
>deal breakers if any:
She's gotta be gentle, ara~ara~ all day

>> No.22614180

Short and excessively soft are the best combo.

>> No.22614191

Anubutt!

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>> No.22614212

>>22614198
>Hero thinks fairy princess is just putting wreath on his head as thanks
>She's really proposing to him and the wreath is the ring

>> No.22614214

WOCK!

>> No.22614217
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>>22614191
The best kind of butt.

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>>22614214

>> No.22614227
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Warm handjobs

>> No.22614229

>>22614224
Made for explosive creampies and hand holding mating press

>> No.22614233

>>22614214
FRYING PAN!

>> No.22614234

>>22608358
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
a medium sized house in a suburbs area in a city realm built with magitech, with magitech. the realm's every aspect is authorized by the sabbath
>top five races:
ushi-oni, hellhound, manticore, baphomet, monster girl
>preferred age range:
anywhere between 10 and the unrecorded point of birth inside the conscious principal that is time
>deal breakers if any:
she has to not be submissive, she must always be most into dom than anything else, she has to be smart and make me feel inferior until she reminds me that she loves me unconditionally, she must love being cumflated anytime, she must be super evil and horribly corrupted with nymphomania, she has to be darkness, and she must bring home the bacon (not referencing orcs, i don't like them, too weak)

>> No.22614246

>>22614233
SKILLET!

>> No.22614248
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>>22614229
>hand holding
Lewd!

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>>22614180
This. I need a harem of thicc shortstacks following me around all day, rubbung their plush bodies against me.

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>>22614227
You call that warm?

>> No.22614259

>big Hellhound holding you down on the ground, her hand playing with your balls
>looking at you smiling smugly
>"So, now that I got you here, what does that make you~?"
>"A-a worthless piece of meat o-only good for shooting semen?"
>the smug instantly disappears
>but she's not angry, she looks like she's about to cry
>she expected you to say "Your beloved husband" instead

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>>22614246

>> No.22614264

>>22614234
>(not referencing orcs, i don't like them, too weak)
But they aren't really. They could still beat a man if they really tried, or if they ganged up on you. After that, you're their cumpump from then on and they'll dom you day and night.

>> No.22614270

>>22614217
on my face!

>> No.22614271

>>22614252
The thickest.
Its great no matter the species.

>> No.22614279

>>22614257
I like to imagine them swallowing rocks, then popping out precious gems a few days later that they then give to their husbands as gifts.

>> No.22614281
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fish

>> No.22614309
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Stylish onis.

>> No.22614316
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>>22614279
Cute!

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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.22614324
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>>22614309
humble country farmer onis

>> No.22614325

>>22614217
That's an Anu I'd anally plunder.

>> No.22614333
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>>22614324
Bodybuilder onis.

>> No.22614338

>>22614333
She's built like a giant short stack. It's kinda odd to see. She just needs way bigger tits.

>> No.22614340

>>22614333
I want to hop in that swimsuit with her

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>Laying in your bed late at night
>Trying to go to bed
>Suddenly get hit with thoughts lewdness
>Erection is harder than steel
>Can't go to bed till you rub one out
>Finish and try to sleep
>Wake up middle of the night with a boner that won't go down again

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>> No.22614345

>>22613874
What?

>> No.22614347
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What are some underappreciated mamanos you'd like to see some shorts about, /jp/? Leave the usual contenders who get to hog the spotlight of popularity out for once.

Pic somewhat related.

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>>22614345
He's making a joke about the elf alignments image being to big to see fully on a normal computer screen

>> No.22614355

>>22614347
tall ara ara Chochin-Obake who meets anon on a dark fall nightin the woods

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>>22614347

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>>22614347
I want more rata porn, and I believe she should be more popular, but that's probably just me.

>> No.22614361

>>22614173
Why yes it's possible and your new Kejourou wife would let you do just that. Tsukasa is a 33 year old with her hair in something slightly resembling a hime cut while it's not moving and Ms Bicorn messed up her notes a few times due to the distraction. However we can certainly say she's quite short, coming in at 4'10 but making up for it with her rather large rack.
During the interview she kept ara-ing and offering to make some tea, having to be reminded of why she was meeting with us before mentioning her husband will have to enjoy being pampered.
>>22614234
Anon I don't know what kind of black magic you worked but our match making service actually found a girl just for you. Your wife told Ms Bicorn she wasn't worthy of knowing her name but we can assure you she's an incredibly intimidating Baphomet. Scarlet hair, black sclera and white fur and multiple pleasure runes including a large one on her back are are a perfect representation of her personality.
She wouldn't stop rubbing herself through her already revealing clothes while talking about the countless ways she wants to violate her new husband which caused Ms Bicorn to cover my eyes. When asked how old she is exactly she said that remembering Lilith was an idealistic young girl should be enough.

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>>22614347
Mummies get no love

>> No.22614364

>>22614342
I fap before I go to sleep , I've made that a policy now
because when I'm in that state in between awake and asleep I sometimes have erotic thoughts of things I would not normally have when I'm fully awake and I really dont want to have got to get rid of that sexual energy or whatever to keep that from happening.
It's why no fap simply isnt an option for me.

>> No.22614365

>>22614342
Do you take ssris?

>> No.22614371

>>22614362
would ask here whats her offer/10

>> No.22614376

>>22614347
Elves, unironically, who has written about an elf?

>> No.22614380
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>>22614362
Protectors of the new Ramses!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g

>> No.22614381

>>22614364
Fap before bed, if you've nothing to do that day, fap after to you wake up. I'll take the coomer memes, some faggot on the internet isn't dictating how I touch my dick

>> No.22614385

>>22614380
Mummie? More like Mommy amirite? Haha fuck

>> No.22614388

>>22614381
>I'll take the coomer memes, some faggot on the internet isn't dictating how I touch my dick
what?

>> No.22614391

>>22614380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQ0niE_dSo

>> No.22614407

>>22614364
What sort of things?
I do something similar though.

>> No.22614408

>>22614388
nonut

>> No.22614409
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>> No.22614422

>>22614407
Ironically of the weird shit that pops up
The things that freak me out the least are things not tolerated in this thread
But the things that fucking scares me the most for fantazinzing about once I'm lucid enough to notice would be considered tame here

>> No.22614427
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22614427

Sharks

>> No.22614431

>>22614408
what the hell is coomer?

>> No.22614435

>>22614431
Chronic masturbator taken to the extreme.

>> No.22614436

>>22614431
Offsiter meme people unironically organized to push here.

>> No.22614442

>>22614422
I can understand that, I'm a mix of the two I guess, varied tastes.

>> No.22614444

>>22614431
a shit meme
>>22614436
Really? I had no idea. I just saw it pop up in vg and gif rather endlessly. that's gay

>> No.22614454
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>>22614263
I want to fuck her.

>> No.22614455

>>22614391
Return the slab! Or dance with a CC Mummy!

>> No.22614458

>>22614427
Such a casual display of freshwater tolerance.

>> No.22614461

>>22614435
>taken to the extreme.
I got to that point once, turns out there are consequences if you fap as much as I did, which in my case was problems with being able to urinate due to an enlarged prostate.

>> No.22614466

>>22614444
>that's gay
you know what isn't gay?

>> No.22614467
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>>22614431

>> No.22614472

>>22614466
Your waifu.

>> No.22614479

hellhounds aren't really rapist, they're just so full of love they can't help it. In fact humans boys are the ones who are forcing sex upon them. You should take responsibility.

>> No.22614482
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>>22614431
A portmanteau of "cum" and "boomer".

>> No.22614488

>>22614427
That image is a carefully crafted and curated piece of shark propaganda. Sure they seem nice and friendly and affectionate and begging for headpats but underneath those timid eyes and that cute nose, below the water is a leering toothy grin, just waiting for the day where you decide "Hey, she's so nice, she lets me pat her head and is cuddly and gives me fish, surely it's okay for me to dive in and swim with her, maybe under the moonlight, it'll be a nice gesture right?"

WRONG. That's exactly when they get you.

>> No.22614494

>>22614482
Taku sensei looks very soft

>> No.22614495
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>> No.22614502

>>22614479
shut the fuck up. hellhounds refuse to have sex in any way unless it either involved them raping their victims or the victim is a dumbass or a horny jackass that stealth-ly sticks it up her bum when she's not aware then automatically likes it when it happens. they are the monster girl equivalents of an absolute chad.
also if anything, you should take responsibility for being her bitch actually. you must know your place and thus you acknowledge your responsibility, bitch. i hope a hellhound rapes you for spreading false information

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>>22614488
Just boop her nose to get away.

>> No.22614510
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>>22614479
>>22614502
i'm joking around btw don't take it the wrong way

>> No.22614513

>>22614505
Terrible art.

>> No.22614517

>>22614495
goblins should do this instead of doing you-know-what to men once they encounter them

>> No.22614518

>>22614479
>TheRapist

>> No.22614520

>>22614482
will her pussy juice add INT to my current stats?

>> No.22614526

>>22614517
That's just holding him still for the hobgoblin to bop him.

>> No.22614554
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>>22614488
Lies.

>> No.22614561

>>22614554
Why do you think she's blowing bubbles? It's to obscure the water so you can't see her giant shark toothed grin

>> No.22614572
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>>22614520
Maybe.

>> No.22614580

>>22614561
>she's blowing bubbles?
PELVIC THRUST

>> No.22614587

>>22612122
Monstergirl nuns are the single greatest thing to come from this.

>> No.22614590
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>>22614467
I want my dick to be be a jubjub's perch

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>>22614580

>> No.22614652
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22614652

Fat fish.

>> No.22614659

>Want to write a simple story
>Start coming up with locations and character motivations
>A few hours later
>"Yes, but what caused the current civil war and what are the limiting factors of the magic they're using?"
I need help

>> No.22614674

>>22614659
Well, what caused the current civil war and what are the limiting factors of the magic they're using?

>> No.22614679 [SPOILER] 
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>>22614659
Help?

>> No.22614682

>>22614659
So you introduced a civil war, but didn't think of a reason for it to happen?

>> No.22614687

>>22614674
something something darkside
something something complete.

>> No.22614689

>>22608358
>your living arrangements (mge setting):
A cottage by the sea. Thatched roof. Stone craft. A small, simple place.
>top five races:
Wight, Demon, Shoggoth, Kraken, Satyros
>preferred age range:
28 to unknowable
>deal breakers if any:
No loli.

>> No.22614693

>>22614659
a guy from one village stole a bucket from another and refused to give it back.
there theres your war cause.

>> No.22614697

I want to bully muscular monstergirls who are insecure about their lack of traditionally femininity.

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>> No.22614704

>>22614687
Well to give my own thoughts on the matter, I imagine magic like the body. There's tools you can use to enhance it, like you can use tools to enhance your own physical strength.

You're limited like your body is limited, how technically skilled are you at a certain movement or co-ordination? How well do you understand your body? So there's your know how, now how strong is your magic, how much can you "lift", what are your "muscles" formed through repetition and practice and not hurting yourself?

Finally, how much "energy" do you have on a given day? Did you have a good meal and a good rest? Are you mentally on your A game?

This is how I'd do it. with some variations for flair.

>> No.22614714

>>22614693
Pretty sure that happened IRL.

>> No.22614723

>>22614714
I don't know what kinda buckold you are but I treat my bucket like my second half, my better half in fact. I do everything with my bucket. If some one snuck in while I was out and stole and violated my bucket you fucking bet I'd start a war

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>>22614697
Give her clothes that are girly, but make her muscles easily noticeable.

>> No.22614730

>>22614682
Well yeah.

It was just an idea as part of a character's background before the story starts. Not actually important beyond giving them some motivations or trauma.

The point wasn't what caused it, the point is that it affected the character. It's just giving it a proper cause would make it seem more real when the character reflects on it

>>22614679
Oh thank god

>>22614674
Yes

>>22614714
Probably some European war

>> No.22614737

>>22614703
Cool Goblin, would go adventuring with.

>> No.22614740
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>>22614723

>> No.22614752

>>22614740
Oh get over it

It's just a bucket

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>>22614740

>> No.22614761
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I'm trying to think how a jubjub harem would work

Jubjubs always want to be attached at the crotch to their men. They're go crazy if not. Sure, you could do doppelganger potions or spells, but that doesn't seem feasible to constantly re-up them. Surely there's got to be a way to keep them all happy. I'm thinking at least three jubjubs, maybe more.

Thoughts?

>> No.22614770

>>22614740
HEY Where did you get this pic of me and my bucket??

>> No.22614772

>>22614740
bucket monster girl when

>> No.22614786

>>22614761
Maybe get them exact replica dildos infused with your spirit energy?

>> No.22614795

>>22614786
I don't want them fucking dildos. I want them all over me. I wonder if there's a way to keep them calm without my dick needing to be in them 24/7

>> No.22614796

>>22614761
Just have three weens instead of one.

>> No.22614807

>>22614761
I just want to know how you keep your damn house clean even with one Jub. I can't imagine pussy juice smells good after festering on the floor or on the sheets because you've not got time to clean up as you're too busy fucking all the time.

>> No.22614816

>>22613762
You don't know how happy it makes me that this character type is building steam.

>>22613784
> hope she plays sports with my cum leaking from her.
Pretty hot.

>> No.22614817

>>22614761
You could always chalk it up to the Wandering Scholar blowing it out of proportion.

>> No.22614818

>>22614772
Would probably be a subspecies of Jinn in a Jar

>> No.22614823

>>22614795
That's what I was saying, though. Just use the dildos a plugs to keep them at ease while they can't have your dick, then take them out when your penis is free for perching.

>> No.22614824

>>22614761
Humpty can help occupy those otherwise unused portions of your body.

>> No.22614833

>>22614807
Jubjub pussy smells divine. Tastes divine. I'd be lost, sad, if someone washed the sheets. Sleeping in their pussy juice is comforting. Bed's more of a nest anyways. There's a mattress and all. It's got sheets. But with all the pillows, jubjub feathers and whatnot. It's like if you were to combine a nest and bedroom in one.

>>22614817
No, I like the extremely sex crazed personalities.

>>22614823
I don't want dildos in my girls. If they want something inside them, it needs to be me.

>> No.22614839

Bros... I'm starting to think the portals will never open...

>> No.22614844

>>22614761
You have two hands and a mouth, don't you

>> No.22614848

>>22614823
D_ _ p _ _ s.

>> No.22614853

>>22614844
You make a valid point. I got a small nose, but I'm sure it'd suffice if it was accompanied by some tongue action. I can only imagine the joy of a jubjub grinding her pussy against my face all night

>> No.22614865

>>22614853
Getting your whole face covered in pussy juices sounds hot.

>> No.22614874

>>22614865
I remember once watching a clip where a guy is eating out a girl but the smell was so bad he barfed.

>> No.22614884

>>22614874
Monster girl pussy doesn't smell or taste bad. Mamono mana keeps it in check.

>> No.22614894

>>22614884
yeah but then you get a situation like with the matrix.

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>>22613762
>nerdwan
Bully the heckpup dorks till they cry for their mamahound.

>> No.22614917

>>22614912
Gonna bully heckpups till they're pregnant!

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>> No.22614927

>>22614874
>>22614884
Even IRL it shouldn't be THAT bad if the girl takes care of her hygiene properly and doesn't have some sort of infection.

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>> No.22614947

>>22614874
>>22614884
Haha yeah it would really suck if a monster girl had a smelly pussy and she rubbed it all over my face and my face smelled like her nasty pussy juice haha

>> No.22614957

Good night ANons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, while they can stay up all night, don't be surprised if your undead guards end up in your bed.

>> No.22614962

>>22614361
Tsukasa sounds very comfy, thank you Ms. Bicorn! To tell the truth I wasnt sure if Kejourou would make it to my top 5 but now I'm glad I put it in. You have another satisfied customer! Two, if we're counting her!

>> No.22614969

>>22614957
They must be cold. Remember to leave them some hot tea/coffee in a thermos.

>> No.22614970

>>22614947
Sounds intimate. I wanna be marked by a monster girl like that

>> No.22614988

>>22614970
>tfw you will never be attacked hips first by a nopan tsurara

>> No.22615006

>>22614969
>Undead guards in blankets drinking hot cocoa when you get home
Oddly comfy for big, hulking undead

>> No.22615057

>>22615006
>every evening one argument always permeates the group of guards
>do you take your hot cocoa with or without marshmallows?

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>>22615006
Cute!

>> No.22615077

>>22615064
>want to impregnate my bodyguards
>they can't effectively guard me with gravid bellies full of daughters
What a terrible conundrum.

>> No.22615080

>>22615077
crop rotation

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>>22615080

>> No.22615087

>>22615080
How does one keep the "on duty" girls happy? They want to bear Aruji-dono's children too.

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>> No.22615143

>>22613540
Which one?

>> No.22615145

>>22615143
the one all the shonenfags care about

>> No.22615151

>>22615097
Get that human out of here

>> No.22615175

>>22614212
I forget, which way does a Pixie work? She grows to a giant size and you stay normal, she grows to normal and you shrink to fairy size, or she stays normal and you shrink smaller than fairy?

>> No.22615208

I want an ex-gyaru momster so badly.

>> No.22615215
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>Making fun of baphos for their unexpected bleats

>Bapho-chan's laboratory is quiet
>She's studying an old tome
>You're on the PC browsing imageboards
>All of a sudden she lets out a weird sounding bleat
>Tease her about it for the next couple hours

>> No.22615219

>>22614466
My mom

>> No.22615226

>>22615215
>>Making fun of baphos for their unexpected bleats
Please, that’s child’s play compared to teasing a Hellhound about her “running” in her sleep.

>> No.22615231

>>22615208
I really want to see those first few months where a carefree party girl gyaru has to suddenly learn how to be an actual mom and does her best. If it's a sequence, watching her old gyaru clothes get slowly replaced with mom-jeans and ribbed sweaters over the first few years would be really cute.

>> No.22615257
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>> No.22615274

>>22615175
She only shrinks you down to her size.

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>> No.22615310

>>22615274
That's for kidnapping you, they grow to have sex with you too.

>> No.22615311
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22615311

Totally trustworthy.

>> No.22615360

Doromes are gross sloppy mud

>> No.22615375

>>22615311
Sandworms and Dunes don't mix

>> No.22615387
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22615387

How do I train a mantis to hunt when she's spent her whole life in the city, with her only experience in nature being documentaries?

>> No.22615394

>>22615387
Why is there blood on the bed

>> No.22615406

>>22615394
That's just strawberry jelly anon.

>> No.22615413

>>22615387
She's trying to pull a fast one on you, Anon. Nothing stops a Mantis from hunting; she's probably just too embarrassed to tell you how many pigeons and raccoons she's eviscerated. And/Or she wants an excuse to go somewhere private and quiet with you..

>> No.22615423

>>22615231
I want to reignite her gyaru streak and have her show up in my room one night in her old clothes.

>> No.22615424

>>22615406
I think you're lying

>> No.22615429

>>22613276
>You'll be happy to know there was a snarky Shoggoth waiting for a man of your tastes. Your wife is an ancient being with long, straight hair and paler coloring than other Shoggoths, when asked for her name she simply giggled in an unsettling manner and replied that names are a foolish invention of humans.
>As mentioned, she's quite snarky and had so many quips that she frequently left Ms Bicorn fairly frustrated. She has a strong interest in human history after having ignored it for most of her existence and fully intends to serve her new master both in daily life and the bedroom.
That actually sounds very lovely, shame I wasn't here to say thank you to Ms Bicorn earlier.

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How do succubi keep warm wearing such lewd clothes?

>> No.22615488

>>22615394
Defloration?

>> No.22615494

>>22615482
Magic or they become glacies

>> No.22615515
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Casual Demons!

>> No.22615528
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22615528

Got my first picture of me and my wife's adopted zombie dragon daughter! Did you know that adoption and grave robbing mean the same thing to a lich?

>> No.22615529

Awoo

>> No.22615533

>>22615528
Cute! Has she got a name?

>> No.22615542

What happens if a lilem falls in love with you and you dont realize it because you're dense and you cant take a hint so you casually say good-bye to her early everytime you meet up with her out of coincidence or you're kinda interested in hanging out with her but not too too much?

>> No.22615543
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>>22615533
Ketala!

>> No.22615552

>>22615542
Rape happens.

>> No.22615556

>>22615543
Very cute!

>> No.22615562
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22615562

I love all cows! Even the evil ones!

>> No.22615567

>>22615562
Anon, did you release this ancient evil?

>> No.22615568

>>22615257
God this spider is so cute

>> No.22615579

>>22615567
To bully her with a birthday cake that is more candle than cake.

>> No.22615601 [SPOILER] 
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>>22615567
I'll bully her by tipping over an ancient cow!

>> No.22615634
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>>22615562
Why are girls with their eyes covered so arousing?
>"I don't need to see you to know just how much I love how you smell, how you sound, how you feel, how you taste~"

>> No.22615675
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>>22615064
I feel like there should be a couple different versions of MG Sekiro by now. One where they use Werewolf and the other a Ochimusa at least.

Yet we have neither.

>> No.22615676

>>22615634
As blindfolds are often self imposed you know the girls using them are certified cuties with your best interests in mind. Like with basilisks and ushi oni.

>> No.22615698

>>22615634
they are best for helping and being their eyes

>> No.22615732

>>22615676
That, or she's just using it as an excuse to feel you up.
>"Oh, sorry. Was that your crotch? I was trying to grab on to your arm. Ehehe~"

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