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I like Patchy because she is a fat, asthmatic nerd like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

>> No.22316174

>>22316156
Well, she has a friend at least. I question your use of the plural.

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>> No.22316238

>>22316156
>137
I was right. This image is sort of old.

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>>22316174
Patchy is a very popular librarian and has lots of friends.

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Pocket patchy.

>> No.22316728

Soft Patchy, I want to sleep on her breasts.

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The sexual harassment librarian.

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>> No.22318359

>>22316156
Don't you get it? Patchy IS your friend!

>> No.22319885

>>22318133
She's her master, it's koakuma's """punishment"""

>> No.22321528

>>22319885
Good I wish Patché would punish me ;_;

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>> No.22321754

>>22316156
are you trying to pick a fight faggot?

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How to make a pocket patchy.

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ohayou

>> No.22324262

>>22321800
Rude

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>> No.22327458

>>22327353
What can you even do with a patche this smol

>> No.22328005

>>22327458
Portable Patche. You can bring her anywhere!

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Patchy with her best friend.

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>> No.22330060

>>22316316
Patchy is a fun-loving librarian!

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>>22330029
Kute kunny friend

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>>22316156
lady patchouli is rail-thin and probably barely eats ever as is

in fact, the entire scarlet household is in fantastic shape and has not a single fatso to be found

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>> No.22334612

Saaame. I also want to treat myself to Patchy fumo this Xmas but I'm kind of poor and need to research this stuff in /fumo/.

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Patchy's been hit! She's going down!

>> No.22335435
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Reasons Patchouli is the best:
Very cute
Purple colors and pajamas are very comfy
It would be very soft to cuddle with her
She's basically a Fumo
She's a very powerful youkai, but not so powerful/hax that she'll attract unwanted attention
Comes with a huge library of magical books; useful for uncovering the mysteries of the universe
We'd both enjoy simply reading together
It would be fun to do naughty stuff in the library while hiding from Koakuma
Koakuma could join in
Comes with safe access to the SDM (and Gensoukyou in general)
Would probably be the most willing to play /v/ together (except the disgusting Hourai NEET)
Dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge, the most elegant and refined of human (or youkai) goals
Big oppai
Good self-hygine, but not a clean freak (proof: Koakuma has to keep the library clean)
Since she stays indoors most of the time, there are lots of new experiences we could have together
She can teach me how to become a Magician, and we can have very long lives together without the eternal suffering of the Hourai
Very cute!

>> No.22335477

>>22333151
She's full of shit!
Her shelves are stacked high with obscene literature

>> No.22336131 [DELETED] 

>>22316156
i want to become patchy's friend so i can fondle her tits too

>> No.22336462

>>22333645
How the fuck did she get it on her hair

>> No.22336593

>>22333635
What can you do with it

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>>22335477

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Achieving satori with Patchy!

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>>22316156
Fatcho

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>>22316156
Why did you let the lardbrarian get so out of shape?

>> No.22350593

>>22338290
Front cover N back cover O
What kind of book is this?

>> No.22350614

>>22350593
ON

>> No.22350666

librarian paizuri

>> No.22351323

>>22333635
Gorilla Patche

>> No.22351725

>>22350614
OLEV

>> No.22356357

>>22316392
Unlimited mukyus everywhere!

>> No.22356507 [DELETED] 

>>22316156
patchy's friends are all dorks, though

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Lwed times with Patche while this plays in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-u5FSJ1Pqc

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>>22356507

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>>22316156
patchy is actually pretty dumb

>> No.22364683

>>22361500
Actually, Patchy is a very smart and knowledgeable wizard and librarian. She is also very cute, cultured, and an expert programmer, and these are all reasons why I love her.

>> No.22369760

>>22364683
Thanks Koakuma.

>>22316316
She has maybe two friends.

>> No.22373485

>>22369760
>She has maybe two friends.
Yes, she has two friends. However, she also has many more!

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Hanging out with a cute Patchy! Being the only person that she likes! Accidentally seeing a sex ad on the internet! The both of you getting flustered! Having a cute, awkward, conversation with Patchy that involves sex! Patchy accidentally admitting that she's a virgin and getting flustered! Patchy breathing heavy, and grabbing her inhaler just to be safe! Telling Patch that there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, and that you're still one yourself! Patchy stuttering and being very hot and bothered as she asks you why you're still a virgin, saying that she imagined someone as cute as you having girlfriends! Telling Patchy that you're just waiting for the right girl! Patchy letting out a soft gasp! Patchy looking into your eyes! Looking back into her's! Patchy breathing very heavy and biting her lip!

Patchouli! Also her cute smelly bare feet!

>> No.22377988

>>22356507
Disdain.jpg

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>> No.22382024

>>22381894
Patchy just wants to read her books in peace!

>> No.22383881

>>22376557
Patchy is too busy with her hobbies to be interested in mundane activities like sex!

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>>22316156
>he wants friends
a common mistake for beginners
i like alice because she's a solitary, slightly insane blonde loser like me

>> No.22383928

>>22383901
Another thing I like about Patchy is that because she is a smart, well-read, and precise librarian, she knows not to abuse the quote function.

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>>22383928
>not quoting excessively for the fun of it
she sounds like a nofunz, no wonder she has no friends

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You built a functioning rocket, yet you're still squatting at your friend's place? Pathetic.

>> No.22388159

>>22350593
it's a manga

>> No.22388197

>>22376557
>her cute smelly bare feet!
Sniff sniff!

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old patchy

>> No.22394024

>>22388159
Wait...

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This is Patchy with just a few of her many friends.

>> No.22399357

>>22392766
Would bang regardless of age.

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Patchy isn't feeling very well!

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>>22400101
Something tells me, as sick as Patchu gets she wouldn't feel too good about going to the doctor.

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Patchy practicing her shitposting!

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>>22405198
Koakuma kunny

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>>22405198
Patchy is funny

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>>22405210
Kute and fUNNY!

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>> No.22407066

>>22406609
easy/10

>> No.22407102

A cute librarian, with just enough plumpness in all the right places!

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Cooking with Patchy!

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パチュリー、ウッ!

>> No.22410973

Fat asthmatic nerd
What a pathetic loser
Patchouli the mage

>> No.22411818

>>22410973
Nice haiku, Alice.

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>> No.22416392

>>22316156
I wish to ejaculate inside of the mage named Patchouli Knowledge, a.k.a the unmoving library.

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Library defense with Patchy!

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b o r g e r

>> No.22417363

>>22361500
She's probably using an orkish engineering manual from wh40k

>> No.22417826

>>22417361
F A T
A
T

>> No.22419268

the patchwork magician

>> No.22419281

>>22419268
Let me sho tou yu a greater majick...!

>> No.22421155 [DELETED] 

>>22419281
what

>> No.22421888

>>22417826
F L A T
L
A
T

>> No.22422100

>>22421888
WHOA! Those scared me!

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Bundling up with Patchy!

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Bullying Patchy!

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Imagine playing catchball with a smol palmtop Patchouli, at least a group of 11 while one person throws her up in the air as high as they can randomly so it's a reflex-based game and yells "who catchy the Patchy" to distract and make it more challanging. And that works for Patchy too because she doesn't have to challange her asthma because she's just being thrown up, true wholesome Scarlet household bonding game I just tought of.

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Pushing Patchy off her ladder!

>> No.22428530

>>22428300
>well, guess I'll die

>> No.22428576

>>22428530
dozo

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>> No.22430180

>>22428300
Cute bloomers

>> No.22430276

>>22428300
Mukyuu.

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the tables have turned

>> No.22432410

I just want to eat pizza with Patchou

>> No.22432527

Is Patche ticklish?

>> No.22432568

>>22432527
I like to believe she is. But when you actually tickle her, she would do her best to contain her laughter, only letting out small puffs, while trying to get the heck away from you.

>> No.22432590

>>22432527
No, Patchy is strong and stoic, and would not break into fits of laughter upon your attempts to tickle her.

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>>22435630
I had to google the pseudo-profound nonsense written under her name to see if it was taken from a book or something.
Not the first time the artist used it apparently

>> No.22435740

>>22435705
>pseudo-profound nonsense
I guess it's too deep for you...

>> No.22438571

My deep love for Patchy.

>> No.22440795

P-chan

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>> No.22454651

>>22316156
Does she have friends? Sakyua tried replacing her during the Endless Night incident and Remi's response was more or less neutral.

>> No.22454777

>>22454651
Remilia and maybe Marisa. That's one more friend than Alice!

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>>22454651
She has a slave which is better than having friends anyway.

>> No.22455110

>>22455100
God I wish I was Koa. Just imagine the things that Pache does to her and her kunny everyday.

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I want patchouli to shrink me down and let me live in her bra

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>>22455680
I want Patchouli to shrink me down and let me live in her panties. I'll be your downstairs neighbour.

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>>22455680
>>22455743
I want Patchouli to shrink me down and shove me down her nipple. I'll be the resident milkman.

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>>22455743
>>22455680
>>22455757
I want her to shrink me down and let me live in the foot of her pantyhose. Look closely.

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>>22455680
>>22455743
>>22455757
>>22457847
I want Patchuppa to shrink me down and put me in her butt. I'll be the local brap hoarder.

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>> No.22461637

>>22461622
i'm a simple man
when a 2hou girl is happy, i'm happy

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Morning drinking with Patchy!

>> No.22470352

>>22464159
I'd go to jail for that.

>> No.22473887

;_;

>> No.22474192

>>22473887
What's wrong anon?

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oyasumi

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>> No.22479204

>>22474192
Everything but Patche

>> No.22479552 [DELETED] 

Totally unrelated to an ungodly degree, but is this the board where the huniepop voice actors did the vocaroo requests?

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>>22479552

>> No.22480462

does anyone have a picture of patchouli knowledgeable wearing high heel boots please it is important

>> No.22480473

>>22480462
Maybe

>> No.22480489

>>22480473
good, thanks for letting me know

>> No.22480498
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>>22480489
No problem

>> No.22480522
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patchy is so cute. but also cool

>> No.22481255

Fatty hahaha

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>>22481255

>> No.22482654

Patchouli is pleasantly plump!

>> No.22485629
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>> No.22489571

weak and sickly

>> No.22489577

>>22489571
I'm going to princess carry her if she needs to get up!

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>> No.22493292 [DELETED] 

>>22316156

>> No.22495086
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bundling up with patchy

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>> No.22497198

>>22497178
Happy Patchy is best Patchy.

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>> No.22507490

>>22502991
Don't hold hands with a loser, or you too will be percieved as one.

>> No.22511746

>>22507490
there are no losers in that picture

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Weak and meek or strong and confident Patch, what's better?

>> No.22515365

>>22512544
Weak and overconfident Patchy!

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>> No.22517901

>>22512544
I wonder if her big knockers get in the way of spellcasting.

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>>22515365
Unwarrantedly cocky Patchy is eh. Strong, confident Patches getting in over her head is a-okay, though.

>>22517901
Patchu being such an avid reader is the best argument against her having big tits.

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>> No.22520306

>>22518366
Too skinny

>> No.22524442

>>22518366
>Patchu being such an avid reader is the best argument against her having big tits.
She can use them as book stands.

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Making snowmen with Patchy!

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>> No.22532662

Wish I was Koakuma.

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>>22532662
Why would you want to watch me plow Patchy while hiding behind a bookcase, bro?

>> No.22534677

>>22533834
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.22535674

>>22534677
Pull it out; can Patchouli watch?

>> No.22536904
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>>22331178

>> No.22537652

>>22536904
She gets all the exercise she needs carrying books.

>> No.22539097

>>22537652
>carrying books
That's Koakuma's job.

>> No.22539133

>>22539097
Damn librarian unions...

>> No.22541490 [DELETED] 

>>22316156

>> No.22542938

i love you patchy

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>>22545271

>> No.22546211

Cute sex with nerdy sickly librarian!

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>>22546211
No.

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>> No.22551782

>>22548325
Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

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I like libraries a whole lot. Wish I could live in a library.

>> No.22557228

>>22557169
Oh, good. The nerd is in the corner, where she belongs. Cool Marisa should be along shortly to begin the day's bullying.

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>>22548325
Cute cuddling with nerdy sickly librarian?

>> No.22560490

>>22559307
Why is she hugging that pillow when she could be sucking my cock?

>> No.22560556

>>22559307
She should be in a mating press with me

>> No.22561730
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>>22559307
I wish she'd cuddle me like that pillow.

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>>22560490
>>22560556

>> No.22567742
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What's your favorite Patchouli doujin?

>> No.22571021

>>22567742
I don't need doujin she's my gf.

>> No.22571085

>>22339261
This post wins the thread

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>almost 2020
>hasn't upgraded to Patchy 2.0 yet

>> No.22571433

>>22571307
Could you clarify as to whom you are quoting?

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>>22571085

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>> No.22577675

I want to cum inside Patchouli

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>>22577675

>> No.22578265

Only good for her sex appeal!

>> No.22579540

I want Patchouli to cum inside me

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>> No.22586414

wish i was patchy

>> No.22586422

>>22577980
based

>> No.22586438

>>22586422
Based upon what?

>> No.22589168

Does Patchy use the Dewey Decimal Classification system?

>> No.22592128

Patchy's a cute, plump nerd who keeps herself in the library because she can't into athletics like Meiling.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!

>> No.22592136

>>22577980
You will bear my child and like it, you lazy librarian!

>> No.22592425

>>22567742
The Mokumokuren one where she and Alice have group sex with a guy.

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>>22592136

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>> No.22592477

I wish Patchouli would shrink me down to minuscule size so I could live out my life in the sweaty crevices between her many fat rolls!

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>> No.22593338

>>22592436
WRONG ANSWER, BITCH
*unzips dick*

>> No.22593707

>>22592518
You can rest your feet on me Patche

>> No.22597049

Who invited these freakazoids?

>> No.22600894
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>> No.22609348

Patchouli is a fujo

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Ugh... you guys like this purple bean sprout?

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>>22609440
Patchouli is lovely.

>> No.22614749

>>22611790
Patchy is a lovely... semen demon!

>> No.22621171

You want to be a one week girl?

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