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Best Oni thread.

Let's play a game. Everytime you see the word "Suika" you have to take a sip.

>> No.22542309
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i really wanted to make drunk thread but i made random thread instead >>22540762

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puffiest of cunnies.

>> No.22543474

Suikawaii!
I want to challenge her to a drinking competition just so she can laugh and call me a whimp when I lose horribly!

>> No.22543503
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Oh man I love Shingo Yabuki, she's my favorite Shuten Douji.

>> No.22543987

>>22543503
Titties? In MY Suika???

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>>22543987
Suika is mine, dude.

>> No.22545819

>>22543987
more likely than you think

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>>22542269
If I get her pregnant, what are the chances our daughter will suffer from FAS?

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>>22551114
>the baby is liveborn
wtf, why are you depriving suika of alcohol?

>> No.22557357

>>22553018
what happens if you deprive her of alcohol?

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>>22557357
i think we'd learn why the oni were banished underground

>> No.22559041

>>22543987
Manipulation of boob density.

>> No.22559289

>>22551114
Why would perpetually drunk mythical beings even be capable of suffering from such a thing?

>> No.22559315

>>22559289
Because if anon got Suika pregnant, the offspring would be half-human, and humans are susceptible to such a thing.

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How would Suika react if I told her I wanted to lick sake off her feet

>> No.22560254

>>22560023
she'd kill you

>> No.22562017

>>22560254
nah, she'd probably laugh her ass off and might even go for it, though only after besting her in some challenge

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>>22543987
How about teeny tiny ones?

>> No.22562875

>>22551114
Probably not. The oni liver is a mysterious thing.

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so how does suika put on a shirt without ripping it? does she seriously have to turn into mist every time she wants to get dressed?

>> No.22568112

>>22565643
95% of the time she goes around naked.
Source: she lives with me

>> No.22568141

>>22565643
She only uses button-up shirts, since they're easier to rip apart when having drunken sex with her fat and old boyfriend (me).

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>>22568240

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>>22542309
Suika thread is drunk thread, yo

>> No.22568397

>>22568240
salary oni

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Suika is my boss!

>> No.22570239

>>22568713
I want Suika to give me a raise!

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>> No.22571707

>>22565643
Literally button-up shirts

>> No.22571811

>>22570634
oh no better lick that off her haha

>> No.22577447

>>22570634
no! she's being so wasteful!!

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>>22571707
someone should probably tell her then

>> No.22586199

>>22571811
Imagine the taste

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>>22581536

>> No.22587368

Will I get drunk off her sweat?

>> No.22587484
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>>22587368
Her sweat is at least 99% alcohol.

>> No.22587566

>>22587484
What about her pee?

>> No.22590793

>>22587566
An autoignition hazard if the air has too much oxygen. Fuel, oxidizer, and ignition source.

>> No.22591764

>>22590793
You could probably launch hundreds of tons of cargo into orbit using her pee to fuel a rocket.

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Dear god she does stuff to my dick

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Can anyone name the artist behind this one?

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>>22592027
Suika looks like a child, and she is sexually attractive. Therefore, it can be concluded that children are sexually attractive

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>>22592236
>children are sexually attractive
I thought this was common knowledge.

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>>22592252
Apparently not, but I'm glad Suika reminds us

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>> No.22595601

>>22592210
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3669140

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>> No.22602060

>>22595601
thank you!

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I always like to imagine Suika as being just as fit as Yuugi.

>> No.22603754

>>22603604
Why would you want Suika to have the body of a man?

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>>22603754
n-no reason

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>>22603754
Only true men of culture would understand what I'm talking about, sadly.

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>>22542269
install Guix System

>> No.22604873

Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suika Suikayou are now intoxicated and vomiting your guts out

>> No.22605285

I got drunk today and thought of Suika.

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>>22605285
It's a natural reaction.

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>> No.22612633

Watermelon

>> No.22620073

>>22612633
Sucks

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