/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No! Because nobody hates her!!! Especially me! I HATE Seija!

lol

>>22446366
No.
Wait, yes?
I don’t know.
Repeat the question.

>>22446366
I HATE this cute, boyish and outgoing 'jaku!

Amanojaculate inside her breastpussy.

>>22446401
>>22448398
bad posts

>>22446377
>>22448082
Good posts

I love Seija because of her contrarian nature! I bet she's the type who roots for villains and (as expected) gets annoyed when the hero pulls off a win right out of the ass.

In that way, we are quite alike!

>>22449229
I want to ejaku inside this jaku
Deeply and repeatedly

Do not sexualize the jaku

>>22451448
Oh, I gotcha.

>>22448411
Wait, I'm confused, so are the good posts the bad ones, and the bad ones the good ones? Or are we supposed to take it as is?

>>22453112
yes

>>22448082
>boyish
If Seija's so boyish, how come she wears cute pink undershirts and panties, wears a cute dress, and is so goddamn CUTE?

>>22453177
How can you post in a Seija thread and not know that boyishness only accentuates her CUTE, GIRLISH features?

>>22453227
That's not Seija, get that trash out of this sacred thread.

>>22453177
She's a tomboy with a supremely fertile body
The perfect combo

Horny jaku

I'm pissed

>>22453177
Didn't you know that a feminine-acting tomboy is the epitome of miracle of the universe? Like that girl who looks like a delinquent but is fond of cutesy things.
>>22453699
Since Seija is expected to be a nonchalant mother, would she be an attentive, caring one instead?

>>22461918
A pink inner shirt!

How cute! I bet she's the type who'll get embarrassed if someone found out!

What's next for her?

>>22474887
Cameo in a low budget indie film.

>>22475094
Does she get molested and then dragged into a dark alley?

Don't molest my wife

>>22474887
Setting the Hakurei Shrine on fire and pinning the blame on Clownpiece with the assistance of Shimmy and the three fairies.

heh

>>22488090
I wonder how much of a lightweight seija is

>>22489299
I reckon she's just about light enough for you to sling under your arm and carry away into the night!

I want to lift Seija's smol female amanojacute body with my strong male human arms while she's giving me a pissed off look!

>>22490222
Stuggling Seija is cute, but only Sagumama is able to see the cutest Seija of all - running home crying because you bullied her!

>>22446366

>>22463083
Pointing Seija's inner tank top out whenever it can be seen, watching her blush, stutter and then angrily punch me!
>>22489299
I bet she can barely handle alcohol
>>22490361
She cries a lot in Sagu's arms when Nue is mean to her

My heart wants to protect her
but my dick only wants her to suffer

wat do?

>>22493761
Hold her tightly in your arms while you ruthlessly ram your dick in.

>>22493761
Only coomers listen to their dick
Men listen to their heart

>>22493870
pls go and stay go

>>22494013
Mindless lust is not love, anon
Hugs and affection are required to properly appreciate a 2hu

>>22494321
No, dumbass.
>coomer
GO.

>>22493761
Stranglefuck with lots of deep tongue kissing until she passes out, then proceed with making out and having lots of slow, romantic vanilla sex while she's passed out and unable to be physically repulsed.

>>22494340
The fact that such a label causes you such seething rage proves how true it is

>>22493870

>>22496734
No, it is you that must leave
Go back to /h/, you porn obsessed fuckwit

>>22496848
what is a dickless moron like you even doing in /jp/? go away, you're not welcome here

This is Seija's face when you confess to her

>>22500458

>>22500458
So that's a yes then?

>>22500536
The best part of a 2hu is the wedding ring

ahhhhh I love her so much
What is this pure maiden thinking?

>>22503469
"LOW-CLASS YOUKAI UPRISING... maan I sure feel like going for a milkshake right now."

>>22503697
I find her combination of having big ambitions while being far too weak to attain them very, very cute.

You people really underestimate her, don't forget this gal right here went up against the most powerful and fearsome youkai of Gensokyo without a scratch.

>>22505922
Why is Remi there in that group of powerful Youkai?

>>22505922
The entirety of ISC can be described as "Local Girl Smacks Everyone in the Face With a Mallet."

>>22505922
She won

>>22508781
Seija is best when she's beaten and bruised, but refuses to accept defeat

>>22511979
Jaku is for conquering

>>22512227
Jaku is for oppressing and crushing under your bootheels!

>>22512249
Aaaah! I want to find out exactly how long I could torment Seija before her will breaks and she becomes an obedient little girl!

>>22511979
>>22512227
>>22512249
>>22512259
NO!
Jaku is for tender love and tucking in bed

>>22476083
The only dark alleys are in the human village, and anyone there dumb enough to grab Seija will probably be the one getting molested.

Comforting seija after she got raped 100 times!

I thought you like Seija, why would you want to hurt her?

>>22514254
Jaku is for repeated pregnancy and belly rubs

>>22515510
And harapn-induced abortion orgasms.

Too many torture edgelords
Not enough true love believers

>>22511979
I agree, total domination is the best thing ever

>>22516020
Only if it's the girl who's dominating

>>22514549
Scowling Seija is the best!

>>22518190
Cute!

I wish people would post more cute 'jakus

>>22516589
What about pouting Seija with a swollen belly

>>22519838
Oh no!

>>22520963
Why is Seija resorting to stealing watermelons? She could just stop by my house for some food! In exchange for a some gentle dickings, of course.

Stop trying to sexualize my wife, she's not interested in ugly people and you cannot force her. Despite being a "weak" youkai she still managed to beat most of the top dogs in Gensokyo with just a bunch of items.

>>22493870
>>22494321
>>22496681
Begone crossboarder.

>>22525054
Where is Seija on a scale of hard to soft?

>>22526106
Very soft

>>22527418
Somehow, I get the feeling that Seija's the type who only acts out when her mother isn't looking

>>22527715
Seija is a good girl and loves her mom.

>>22527759
I want to make Sagume a grandma

>>22529610
Go ahead. I'll go make Byakuren a grandma.

>>22530444
that evil hag is not cute nue-chan mom

>>22493870
based.
Every other reply to your post is made by some nuefag visitors.

>>22533069
bro you just posted cringe

>>22533069
You’re the only newfag here.

>>22533945
>>22533658
cope newfags

>>22532354
Sagume and Seija as mother and daughter is beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3YeC-LFNGo

>>22533945
don't @ me, coomsummer.

>>22536118
Fuck you anon, I didn't want to cry bitch tears.

>>22536463
Shh. No tears now. Only dreams.

>>22536721
I wish we had a real Seija fumo

>>22536721
SEIJAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22505922
She cheated.

I mean it's still cool, and they cheated as well, but she cheated.

Unfortunately Seija's no-miss, no-cheat run is non-canon, though it's probably worth noting that in theory Seija is one of the slickest danmaku dodgers since Reimu

>>22538639
>She cheated.
So did all of her opponents.
Checkmate atheists

Mating press Seija!
She hates being on the bottom so it feels like a torture for her!

>>22539104
Yeah, I said that

>>22541321
It's not cheating if everyone is "cheating"

uh anons...where are the posts?

Idol Seija!

>>22545019
Can Seija sing? what's her voice like?

>>22545145
>what's her voice like?
I imagine Seija sounds like https://youtu.be/lGeNKdOinzk but a little deeper, and with more screeching.

>>22541337
They aren't cheating, though, all the cards are possible without cheats.

>>22545912
but the spell cards used against her are illegal/not allowed in usual play

>>22545928
Yeah, and yet they're still actually legal, just unfair. Seija instigated, because of course she did. ISC begins with her gathering and using cheat items, then the rest of Gensokyo goes out of her without playing by the rules.

Also I don't know what the point of this is.
>>22538639
>they cheated as well
just read things

>>22545967
>they're still actually legal, just unfair.
You're really fucking dumb dude

>>22545967
anon...the spell cards used are illegal because they're not allowed to use these specific ones at all unless something like Seija happens. And they're not unfair. An unfair spell card in touhou does not exist. What you're looking for is "hard".
An unfair one is a stream of bullets where there is no way to dodge no matter what you do but luckily these do not exist because it's against global danmaku rules.

>>22545996
I don't understand your problem.

>>22546056
You're splitting hairs.

>>22546056
The spell cards are supposed to be solvable and accepted by both parties on the condition that they are fair. The ones in ISC counter these rules:
>Combatants will declare the number of named duels before beginning.
>Combatants may not repeat attacks by relying on stamina.
>Combatants may not deliver attacks that do not have meaning.
Though the last is debatable. Also:
>Combatants will write the duel's name on paper in the format of a contract.
Though this one is loose canon at this point, since not all cards are written explicitly, they are just declared a lot of the time. That said "contract" is important, since it's a deal between parties.
The point of ISC is that no one is accepting Seija's conditions because Seija has decided to not play fair herself, by employing items that let her avoid bullets, break her damage limits, and so on. In terms of these rules, the cards she faces are thus "unfair". Though none of them are undodgeable, they aren't meant to be dodgeable at a glance or even a few tries either, they're meant to defeat the opponent and that's that, and canonically Seija seems to consider them undodgeable, because she definitely uses cheats throughout the game.

The whole point of Seija isn't whether she is actually impressive throughout ISC on a "danmaku play" level, the point is that she doesn't care about following the rules herself, and immediately breaks them unprompted in an attempt to have her way, which results in retaliation. She's an antagonist, the antagonist of DDC who is still lingering after her previous defeat. In GoU as well, with Shinmyoumaru's instigation her goal becomes "throw the rules out the window and cause chaos at the event". Seija's irreverence, tenacity, and willingness to go to lengths very obviously scummy are what make her compelling and likable, however I'm pretty sure a lot of amanojaku "fans" don't really understand Seija and think she's just a punk, or just cute, or a prankster, or something.

She's a rebel and a dissenter. Not evil, but not a small-time annoyance either. She wants to rise above her station no matter what, and that's cool. It's cool that she starts ISC by being an asshole, and over the course of the game even though she is flagrantly cheating she still has the gall to think highly of herself because she doesn't care what methods she uses, so long as she can triumph.

>>22548262
Great semantics.

>>22548352
Guess you get off from disagreeing for the sake of it. Kind of Seija-esque.

>>22548262
>The point of ISC is that no one is accepting Seija's conditions because Seija has decided to not play fair herself
That's not the point of ISC at all.
You don't even understand the basic premise of the game which is that Seija is a wanted fugitive and everyone is trying to capture her using any means necessary.
Here, let me quote the very first dialogue of the game for you.
>Yatsuhashi: Ahaha!
I hear there's a reward for catching the amanojaku!
>Seija: ...don't think that'll be easy.
You tools can't possibly capture me.
>Yatsuhashi: Hehehe, but you can do whatever it takes
when dealing with a rebel!
>Let's give this a shot!
Just try and dodge this impossible spell card!
>Seija: What the heck?!
>Seija: Well, if you aren't gonna play fair,
I've got tricks up my sleeve too!

As you can clearly see, Seija is actually surprised by the fact that people are not playing by the rules and then she decides to not play a fair game either.

>immediately breaks them unprompted in an attempt to have her way, which results in retaliation.
>It's cool that she starts ISC by being an asshole
This literally never happened

>In GoU as well, with Shinmyoumaru's instigation her goal becomes "throw the rules out the window and cause chaos at the event".
Again, this is not the case. In GoU, both Seija and Shinmyoumaru want to cause trouble, they don't want to "cheat" anything. They think the event is boring and want to show everyone what they think true danmaku is all about.

>I'm pretty sure a lot of amanojaku "fans" don't really understand Seija
I seems that you don't understand her either, judging by all the bullshit you just spouted.

>>22549327
Why the fuck are you like this? In the first place, why the fuck are you upset about innocuous comments? What's the point of acting like a chode? Whatever.

>>22549327
>This literally never happened

>>22549979
No comment!
>inspector Q.

can we all get along?

>>22549327
>>In GoU as well, with Shinmyoumaru's instigation her goal becomes "throw the rules out the window and cause chaos at the event".
>Again, this is not the case. In GoU, both Seija and Shinmyoumaru want to cause trouble, they don't want to "cheat" anything. They think the event is boring and want to show everyone what they think true danmaku is all about.
Which is violence and danger, by throwing the event into a mess, by breaking the rules. No cheating was mentioned in what you quoted at all, just chaos. The rules in that case were that the danmaku weren't supposed to be harmful, but they break those rules to endanger the audience.

>>22550032
I'd prefer to.

>>22549966
Truth hurts, if you can't handle it then get out

>>22549979
And it didn't. Did you even read the manual story you just linked? At no point Seija started breaking any rules before other youkai did.

>>22550045
>Which is violence and danger, by throwing the event into a mess, by breaking the rules.
This has nothing to do with what she did in ISC. Her main goal here is to cause trouble and reverse what she considers a boring event. Not to "cheat".
Seriously, why the fuck can't you understand a basic story? Next you're gonna tell me that Kasen's goal was to try and kill Reimu.

>>22550032
JP has gone full autism

>>22550032
Everyone IS getting along here.
It is just that some Seijafags are being agressive here which obviously translates as "notice me senpai" or so.

i actually really like the idea of a no-cheat ISC being canon. think about it: it's a game focused around everyone cheating and breaking rules, so what would be the most seija-esque thing to do?
follow the rules exactly, obviously
>>22550032
that's not the seija way

>>22446366
Ask Shimizu Perm

>>22558060
No-cheat ISC at least shows Seija is really fucking good at danmaku, but I think her cheating in retaliation is more in line with her personality than simply not cheating. Besides, if she didn't cheat that means she never uses any of the cool cheat items and never canonically bludgeons anyone over the head with the fake mallet.

>>22558967
cheats or no cheats i liked the premise of impossible spell card: being such a wanted criminal that everyone is out to get you as much as possible and i like imagining seija was forced to get really fucking good really quickly in order to get away
it's too bad 2hu, especially the side games, hardly have much dialogue or story, it'd be fun to explore that a bit more

>>22559086
A lot of doujins focus on ISC and her relationship with Shimmy

>>22550895
>This has nothing to do with what she did in ISC.
No one said it did, what are you on about?

>At no point Seija started breaking any rules
>Though her plot ended in failure (attempt to conquer Gensokyo)
>If I collect the remaining magic in these (which turn out to be cheat items), then maybe (I can conquer Gensokyo)
>But some way or another, that plot was found out as well (they acted in retaliation to her plans)

>>22559264
Who u quote?

>>22559272
The manual?

>>22559557
What for?

>>22559565
for you

>>22560377
was getting caught part of your master plan?

I get why Seija is paired with Sagume, but what's her relation with Nue? Is it really only because they look alike?

>>22560423
of course!

>>22560591
>Is it really only because they look alike?
Yes.

>>22560591
>Is it really only because they look alike?
Yes, they look like troublemaker sisters and that is extremely cute.

>what's her relation with Nue?
This is their only interaction in canon that we've seen so far. It's not far fetched to think they could somehow get along.

*hug*

>>22563318
Checking your best friend's physical growth is a noble deed.

>>22563383
She just wants her best friend to be healthy

>>22569983
Long haired jaku best jaku

>>22446366
Seija found love!

>>22446366
Oh no!

>>22577783
>>22577788
Delete this, the only interracial love that Seija deserves is with a human (me).

>>22578966
Shauna is an unimpressive name. Fits, does not?

Uh oh, Seija is going to show her vaj! You hate it, right?! She's gonna do it! You better watch out!

>>22495230
Chokejerk can only get you so far

>>22580894
Why do people still think that Seija is a complete airhead that would fall for such a dumb trick?

>>22577783
Literally me but as a cute buggy boi.

>>22580941

Stupid touhou memes. It's almost as bad as domesticated seija it's literally counter to her personality and people want to self insert

>>22580941
Who says she’s falling for it?
:^)

Seija is a pure and well behaved girl, you dumb degenerates.

Amanojaslut is for putting in her place

>>22581431
dumb 2hucel

>>22581361
truth
>>22581431
cringe

>>22581431
Seija is powerless!

POWERLESS

>>22581469
Nice sample image dude

>>22581361
>>22581431
seija is for tying up and punishing in a wholesome way, because she deserves rectification for the errors she has made

the cutest

>>22580941
It's not whether she's retarded or not, it's the fucking rules and she has to obey them. Same reason why super strong onis like Yuugi and Kasen shit their panties in fear if you wave a sardine head on a stick at them.

>>22581874
>it's the fucking rules
What rules? you psycho

>>22581874
>Same reason why super strong onis like Yuugi and Kasen shit their panties in fear if you wave a sardine head on a stick at them.
Wasn't that more of a psychological thing? It isn't really like beans hurt oni, since Suika's just fine around them. Kasen's just a sexy dork.

>>22581438
>>22581439
Really good posts. please don't leave /jp/ forever

>>22582453
don't @ me, Nuefriend

>>22582805
I didn't, you seem to be mistaken which site you're on

>>22493870
>>22581438
>>22581439

It's okay, little Reimu. These two visitors will go away.

>>22581908
My wife Karen's sideboob peek and armpits are so sexy!

>>22580894
I'd rather see her wife's vaj.

>>22581908
I didn’t know there was an oni with the same name and looks as Kasen.

>>22581431
Based

>>22583746
I bet nue squeaks when someone hilts in her

>>22586062
Based on what?

>>22588200
on this bump

>>22588206
i don't get it

>>22588200
Not him, but I think it is based on

>>22586207
Cut her some slack, she's not used to that sort of stuff. When you mostly dabble in sumata, real penetration can feel surprising and even a bit scary.

>>22580894
I want to take Seija

>>22583746
I kinda wanna gaze deep into her unidentified abyss.

What are you looking at?~

>>22593472
tits, or i would be.

>>22446366

>>22593472
At your cute and unusual pink undershirt!

Stealing Seija's first kiss!

>>22545145
you ever heard stack sing?

>>22601310
Who?

>>22600975
Aah, jaku's fragrant pits!

>>22595471
Jaku wombs are the best place for human children

Jacute is not for sexual

>>22604427

Stop trying to make seija a generic stay at home mother.

>>22607538
I want to make Seija my loving wife and coddle her so much she breaks inside and dies internally.

>>22608427

That sounds pretty fucking horrifying anon I think you need some help

WE
LIVE
IN A
SOCIETY

>>22608745
Kill yourself immediately, tripfag

>>22608745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Jacute

>>22559086
My favorite moment in the whole game is the battles with Remilia on the last day.
Seija, who seeks to create a world where the weak are not ruled over by the strong. Remilia, who wants the strong to oppress the weak even more. An all-powerful vampire aristocrat versus a punk with a few toys. Even their visual design is a beautiful contrast, with Remilia's soft pastels clashing with Seija's bold and jagged colors.
Their first duel is Fitful Nightmare. You can almost hear Remilia yawn as she uses this. She assumes that this lazily OP spellcard is more than enough to delete anybody, and frankly, if it wasn't Seija she was going up against, she'd be right. The shock and fury that must have gone through Remilia's mind when she realizes that she actually LOST to this PLEBIAN must have been horrific.
They meet again for their final confrontation in Kyuuketsuonigokko. Now Remilia is meeting Seija is an equal, both of them flying around the screen in an fatal game of cat and mouse. Turning into a bat, exploding, laying down mines, going off screen, becoming more powerful with each blast, flinging walls of death... it feels like Remilia is fighting you with her own set of tools, the same way you and Seija have learned to fight.
Whenever I beat this stage, I always imagine a bloodied but unbeaten Seija weakly putting a sandal on a fallen Remilia, triumphant.
The final fight against Yukari feels so easy after that I have to imagine that it's her way of secretly congratulating Seija in her usual toying way. For me, the battles with Remilia are the true climax.

>>22620529
>Remilia, who wants the strong to oppress the weak even more.
?

What would Seija do for christmas?

>>22629378
celebrate it in the summer?

>>22630935
But it's summer where I live

>>22631934
G'day cunt

>>22601342
Stack! The archnemisis of Queue!

>>22601310
Only thing bad about stack having the perfect Seija voice is when she sings to the other touhou themes.

>>22446366
no way

>>22631934
we don't take kindly to the southern hemisphere around here, cunt

>>22637866
Suck my clit dude

Merry Christmas

Ah
All I want for Christmas is for seija to amanojack me off

>>22646343
Don't shitpost on Christmas

Was it all a dream? was it meant to go this way?
Am I in the right path? or am I in hell? I just wanted happiness, but instead I got the opposite.
Did you reverse this life? I want it back, I want you, I don't wanna be sad.

>>22447196
we did it reddit!

more like amanojaculate lmao

>>22639370
you first m8

https://twitter.com/camp_of_hunger/status/1209282840430407680
The demo of the Seija rape simulator is live

>>22665421
Cowtits, rape and 3 y/o tier drawings. This is absolute shit, why would you share it?

>>22639370
I'd rather suck your dick.

>>22665421
Nice, been waiting for this.

>>22665421
I like the effort

>>22665550
Someone made something they thought others might like. Is the world really better off with you shitting on it?

>>22685832
Torturing and sexualizing a character you like in a really disgusting way is not something anyone would do, if you truly cared about said character and its fans.

>>22601310
Stack and Seija are my two favorite girls. My dick can't handle both of them at the same time.

When does Seija celebrate new years?

>>22689141
This doesn't really make sense on several levels, for one I'd like to point out that Seija specifically likes being hated.

>>22689792
>Seija specifically likes being hated
She certainly wouldn't enjoy being raped and slaved. Stop being retarded.

>>22665550
>>22689141
Imagine, there's a guy out there putting his heart and soul into his rape simulator for other people to enjoy. Then there's anon, a stale faggot who's never produced anything worthwhile in his entire life but shits on it out of a sense of retarded moralfag obligation.

>>22665421
How do I actually download it? I go through all the steps but when I get to the final page the download doesn't start, and when I click the link it tells you to click if it doesn't start in 5 seconds it won't connect.

>>22689912
>putting his heart and soul into his rape simulator
Might as well put in the trash, where it truly belongs.

>>22689963
Nevermind, it worked after I tried again a few times.

>>22689141
Why are you on /jp/ again?

>>22690304
Because reddit must have kicked him out

If you're just gonna come to my thread and shit on my wife then you can fuck off back to your tranny discord

>>22690434
>>22690304
Kill yourself retard

I'm gonna make Seija consume lots of my nutrients and work on her abs so I can lick her delicious sweat off of them as a new year resolution!

>>22692097
I'm gonna make Seija consume *me*

>>22692132
That also works. Imagine her making fun of you all the way until it comes to the moment of her popping your cherry but she reverses it at the last second and wastes it on her asshole! Haha, wouldn't that be awkward? To live with such an embarrassing memory up until the day you die? Truly devilish, as expected of cunning amanojaku!

Fuck you /jp/

>>22692363
We love you too, Seija!

>>22692454
Epic reddit meme dude

>>22692363
Fuck you too!

>>22536118

Are the various stage of Touhou addiction first becoming a sinsack for touhou mommies then wanting to be a touhou mommy ? Because I kind of want to become a touhou mommy now.

>>22694375
No thats just you

>>22695639

Is leading a life where you don't want to be mating pressed by your favorite touhou until you bear and lovingly raise her children even living ?

>>22695833
2hus are made for being conquered

>>22699653
Even their wombs?

>>22707369
Especially those

>>22707369
That's where you start

>>22707369
The right way to conquer a woman is making her bear a child of yours.

>>22718369
Jaku birthing hips