/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22573988
That shota is hung like a horse. Guess that's fitting.

>>22574028
Love the bug.

>>22573988
what the fuck, that's not what monsters should do to a shota. i understand centaurs do very fucked up things in their mythology but this is just disgusting.

Be careful when building sand castles near dragons.

>>22573988
>horseshit
>shotashit
Nice OP, fits the thread's overall quality.

>>22574062
get raped by a hellhound, you nigger. centaurs and straight shota are great

>>22574062
Two legs bad, four legs good.

>>22574076
I want a chivalrous Unicorn knight in shining armor!

>The Abyss comes to Wonderland

which monsters are depraved rapists, but very polite about it?

>>22574062
Retard alert.

>>22574150
Pretty nice of you alerting people upon entering the thread like that.

>>22574124
Foxes.

>>22574160
>no u
It's okay to be wrong.

Mooooo

>>22574096
With huge breasts?

>>22574302
Yes.

>>22574302
That would be nice.

>Welcome, traveler. You came all this way, to listen to my wisdom?

>>22574302
Massive Monogamy mammaries.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78264739

>You introduce your phantom GF to Star Wars
>She watches the prequels and original films with fervor
>She gives you *that look* afterwards

What are you in for anons?

>>22574388
Crushing her hopes when she sees the sequels.

>>22574388
I try my best to hide the sequel trilogy from her and let her play KotOR 1 and 2.

>>22574388
>Star Wars
trash
r
a
s
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>>22574402
Well what are we supposed to show them?

>>22574434
I don't get it

>>22574447

how do you go about telling your waifu that you don't want kids?

>>22574491
I do though.

>>22574458
That makes sense, the other thing is just some creepy heads with weird ass "tails" coming out of them.

>>22574523
but what if you don't? how do you tell that to your waifu?

>>22574491
Just wife an automaton.

>>22574588
Automatons can have children

>>22574588
That's entirely irrelevant m8

>>22574588
but they want children too

>>22574601
Cite please, because last I heard they’re the one that can’t.

>>22574605
>Q. オートマトンまたはリビングアーマーみたいな魔物は子供を産むのが可能ですか?
>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?
>A. 先程回答しましたが、オートマトンやリビングアーマーでも子供を産むことは可能ですね！ちなみに胎生です。
>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)
>ちなみに子供がうめる様になったのは流石に機能が最初から備わっていたというわけではなく、夫の精を得ることでそれをエネルギーにそのために必要な機能とパーツを自己生成しているのに近いといいますか
>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)

>>22574605
Q&A session with KC this year:

>Q. オートマトンまたはリビングアーマーみたいな魔物は子供を産むのが可能ですか?
>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?

>A. 先程回答しましたが、オートマトンやリビングアーマーでも子供を産むことは可能ですね！ちなみに胎生です。
>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)

>ちなみに子供がうめる様になったのは流石に機能が最初から備わっていたというわけではなく、夫の精を得ることでそれをエネルギーにそのために必要な機能とパーツを自己生成しているのに近いといいますか
>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)

>>22574683
>>22574685
I see, that’s neat.
I can’t imag how the hell that would work for a Living Armor though. Since you would presumably be wearing them much of the time.

>>22574694
imagine*
Hurf

Fuck yeah, first Yetipost of the evening.

Birdbrained girls are cute.

>>22574797

Ocelomehs are proud creatures. They also like spinning revolvers.

>>22574816
jubjub looks nice in that hat, i hope she doesn't get horny and ruin the hat

>>22574842
They're pretty good.

Nothing like fucking a Hellhound as hard as she's fucking you. Share the love.

>>22574874
i like big girls but thats getting pretty dangerous

>>22574869
that's great cuz she'll fuck you harder and harder and you have to catch up with her so that it doesn't become rape!

>>22574881
It's perfectly safe.

Remember to tell your Jinko momster you love her

>>22574939
I'm going to be a rebellious teenager and get together with a monster girl GF that brings out the worst in me.

>>22574958
I blame evangelion for my latex fetish. Nice to see that whole thing coming full circle with my fetishes.
I want to sexually molest lich-Rei

Wikifag here. I made a list with all the current canonical books for easier access to them.
https://pastebin.com/uv9qkRSZ

>>22574972
>I blame evangelion for my latex fetish.
I blame KDF.

How do you access the garbage fanart gallery?

>>22574958
So what monster cosplays as Asuka? Salamander?

I want a big buff monkey girl, kakuens are too small

>>22574881
It may be a rather small man

what's the difference between a world guide and a world guide side?

>>22574975
Excellent.
>>22575042
Side guides focus on a specific part of the MGE world.

>>22574985
You don't-it's all been disposed of.

>>22575055
I think you're lying

Which monster girl would make the most doting/pampering half-sister? There are some species known to be more pampering than others but their pampering is done more to please the man they love in a romantic way which is different from spoiling their dear half-brother they have no romantic interest in.

>>22575042
Side guides aren't written by KC

>>22575061
Do you have to ask?

>>22575068
Isn't Titania a highly evolved pixie though that takes more than the lifetime of a human to form? That would make it impossible for a human to have a Titania half-sister.

Banana.

>>22574683
>>22574685
So if you want to conquer the MGE world, the obvious choice is to literally breed a robot army.

>>22575046
all of the world guides seem like they focus on specific parts of the MGE world. i wish they weren't two separate series of lore books

>>22575111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8WvSGNEV24

>>22575128
I meant a specific geographical region-Dragonia for Side 1, Lescatie for Side 2, and Court Alf for Side 3.

Your least favorite monster girl rapes you and demands that you take responsibility by marrying her.

What do you do?

>>22575143
oh shit. that's what side 2's about? everything makes sense now.
well, in that case, i hope side 4 is about the volcanic region and KC and Will introduce a new hellhound and manticore character

>>22575158
>Witch
I marry her, but since I'm not a lolicon she'll eventually get kicked out of the sabbath due to hitting a lust fueled growth spurt and probably becomes a dark mage

>>22574388
Show her TCW.

>>22574388
>Not having a phantom girlfriend who writes her own sci-fi setting, books, and universe instead
Lame

>>22575055
But why?

>>22574985
You can thank me later!
https://imgbox.com/g/dtFSMsaeEU

I wish Wikifag would have kept the images in the original MEGA, even if they're 5 folders deep with warnings, or made, an "Alternative" folder in each girl's gallery such that anons who don't want to see it can just delete it or stuff in it they don't like.

>>22575240
The Cheshire should've tipped you off that I was joking

>>22574414
phantom of the opera and sweeney todd

>>22574388
>Introduce your phantom GF to metal gear solid 5
>The night after she wants to get fisted
All according to keikaku

>>22575068
>>22575091
All right I just reread the pages for Titania and Fairy and nothing in there says anything about Titania being made by evolving from Fairy so we may assume that Titania can biologically reproduce and a human can have a Titania half-sister, same father but different mothers.

>>22574985
Text files in the mega. Feels pointless since they're still hosted, should just have the garbage in a quarantined folder in the mega.

>>22575272
I'm not sure why he even did that. I don't think any or much people complained.

>>22575252
>that link
Western culture was a mistake

>>22575287
A fair amount of that is straight from Japan, I can assure you

>>22575252
Thanks, I hate it.

>>22575257
I think it wouldn't end up like pic related. With their flair for dramatic, she'd rather wear cowboy hat and a suit.

>>22575287
>western culture
we have none

>>22575272
>>22575280
Probably to make clear it's not wanted and the people who want it are not wanted.

>>22575258
The question is would a Titania dote on her husband or little half-brother more? One is the man she loves but she is a big sister type and the other is her biological little half-brother.

>>22575302
This. I prefer superior Muslim culture.

>>22575287
t.Ultranationalist kitsune

>>22575341
Gonna turn an old, granny kitsune into a slut for white, Western dick
Gonna bring her back to the States
Gonna enjoy her authentic, Japanese cooking
Gonna watch as she learns and combines both American and Japanese cuisine and cooking styles

Dumb birb.

Kiki-san's kikis.

>>22575252
thank you very much for being honest. I appreciate it.

Would you let your waifu clean your ears?

Feed a lava golem some extremely spicy ramen.

>>22575444
no, give me some. i love spicy ramen. she can eat chocolate lava cake or something

Ultra huge jinko breasts!

>>22575440
Doesn't it hurt the ear if you do that too often?

>>22575450
Tiger milk!

>>22575470
It makes you strong!
Actually it just makes your seed strong from breeding.

>>22575470
The best kind of milk.

>>22575493
The epilogue makes me think something bad did happen to them, and now I can't stop thinking what.

Which is the better girl for getting naked, putting a ribbon around herself and presenting her self as a "present"?
>Salamander/lizard girl with a sword-shaped present
>Echidna holding a Christmas wish list with the only thing written on it being "a child" or something like that
>Succubus just being sexy

>>22575493
is that by who i think it is?

>>22575510
Demon.

>>22575512
Who?

>>22575252
Why is this grem in it? Does the source say it's a boy or is it a convincing enough tomboy that you decided it was a trap?

>>22575530
Artist confirmed that it's a dude. Sorry

>>22575542
>spoiler
Too bad. But at least it's a grem so there's some taste there. For archiving autism's sake, what's the source?

>>22575493
>>22575523
I want a holstaur daughteru! They seem so cute and I really want to see her oppai loli tits start to develop when she is like 5.

>>22575548
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/33508072/

>>22575560
>the rest of it
My curiousity will sometimes bite me in the ass harder. Appreciated nonetheless.

>>22575548
The artist making gayshit of an mg you like should make it even worse.

>>22575371
>rolling meatballs without hands
Truly a dumb birb

Mofu snek.

>>22575548
>asks for a link to the garbage not allowed her
>posts something from that despite not being allowed here
>asks for a link to an artist that is clearly not allowed here.
Fuck off dude.

>>22575573
Surely they have some utility for making meatballs for harpies, wyverns, and whatever other monster doesn't have the hands for that.
That thing must have some stupid infomercial, too.

>>22575609
>Desert Anubis
>Tundra Anubis
>now sea Anubis
Is there any terrain they won't conquer?

>>22575609
i like monster girl fusions. but every time there is one posted, it's two monsters fused together. i wanna see FOUR monster species fused together

>>22575623
Sky.
Underground.

>>22575623
No, all shall be conquered by the Anubutt Empire.

>>22575623
Space

>>22575643
Says you.

>>22575586
Ran is a fox, not a snake.

>>22575623
Eldritch Chaos Flesh Planet

I want a monster girl to love me, I want them to be real.

>>22575639
THE NATION CALLS

>>22575639
Winterstown will belong to Anubis-san once she conquers this dreaded cold!

I don't know how people can tolerate water MGs.

Living underwater is probably the scariest shit imaginable.

Gyaru monsters are very trustworthy.

>>22575707
I'm gonna threat Gyrau monster girls with a pregnancy if they try to jump me!

>>22575701
Living underwater means no air, lower temperatures, pressure, and darkness if deep enough. The first three should be taken by mammamianomana, and for the last they most likely have light sources that aren't fire anyway.

>>22575707
I want a gyaru Troll

>>22575723
*taken care of by

Everyone better be careful.
When Orcs get riled they'll call upon their ancient allies.
The trolls.

>>22575707
i want a gyaru tanned demon

>>22575744
What would her contract be like?

>>22575723
You forgot sharks, barracudas, fish with chips on their shoulders.

>>22575746
forget the contract, what would a tanned demon look like?

>>22575744
So like, darker blue?

>>22575781
>sharks
But that's the good part of living underwater.

>>22575781
>fish with chips

>>22575784
>>22575785
"tanned" demon

>>22575707
>tfw no shy monster classmate who only dresses like a gyaru because she likes the look
>has none of their confidence and would probably spill her spaghetti if a human boy talked to her

Anyone have any good monster girl visual novels

>>22575440
yes

>>22575690
I want a lolibaba milf (flat) rata to take care of me

House cleaning with sandworm!

>>22575744
I kind of like to think that something like gyaru for monsters would be making oneself look like a demon.

>>22575871
Fuck squirrels, they're totally nuts

>>22575825
So there's a nerdy and frumpy looking Monster who's a complete temptress?

>>22575836

>>22575915
>>>/trash/

>>22575912
Don't you know, Anon? Lots of nerdy, frumpy girls have bombshell bodies. They just don't realize the power they hold.

>>22575931
No.

Gifting your momster and auntster dildos that are exact replicas of your dick is perfectly fine, right?

>>22575932
What if one did realise?

>>22575942
Try /y/ then faggot.

>>22575950
She'd be out behind the school gym mating with the one human boy who was always so nice to a total nerd like her

>>22575996
I want a devil and demon this meaty to be my wives.
Along with a valk and angel.

>>22576001
Based.

>White hair
>Ice blue eyes
is there a better combination?

>>22575996
I want a familiar this meaty and a jealous Bapho as my imoutos

>>22576041

What monster that you wouldn't expect to be buff would be good with big muscles?

I heard someone shit talking about roaches some days ago

>>22576038
Black hair
Red eyes
Black sclera

>>22576058
Scylla.

>>22576038
>>22576061
Both of these as rival dragons who settle disputes through children's card games would be nice

>>22576058
Apophis

does mge have a sword of damocles?

Worship dragon abs.

>>22576170
I want a hulking dragon wife that acts like she's a svelt bombshell with a huge rack.

>>22576170
ew

>>22575812
Read that as "tamed Demons"

>>22576197
Rude.

>>22576214
make up for it then.

>>22576213
demons can't be tamed.

>>22576186
Smol onee-sans need to be doted on just as much as she dotes on you.

>>22576186
>>22576237
I love short onee-sans!

>>22575707
Wocks are the most trustworthy of them all.

>>22576229
>Make contract with demon stipulating she has to be tamed
ezpz

>>22575707
You can really count of them if you're extremely shy.

>>22576214
>no fat tail
disappointing

My fantasy is a smol Raiju wife that is composed enough to keep the nympho behavior inside the home, but I'm not certain if this is possible.

>>22576275
t.Jabberfag

>>22576415
I'd love coming home to that shortstack and her shortstack gang.

>>22575707
What about ex gyaru momsters?

>>22574367
>Oh great Wurm of the lake, share your wisdom?

>>22576396
Just remind her that if she wants the Big Zaps she has to save it up for the evening.

>>22576519
>C is for Cookie!

>>22576457
What would your shortstack harem be?

>>22576535
According to Random, its her, a Rata, an Akaname, and a Charybdis.

I doubt it would work out in the long (maybe not even short) run, but how long can a masked human who claims to wear the mask because he's incredibly hideous last? I think he'd attract chuuni monsters, but those in particular could want to keep it on.

>>22576541
>my Succubus aunt is so kind to take me out for coffee after a bad breakup

>>22576548
Not a bad little group if I do say so myself. I know they’ll love you a lot.

>>22576516
They're the most dangerous. Having one as your momster leads to one of two outcomes:
>seeing you grow into a fine young man reignites her inner gyaru and she shows up in your room late at night wearing her old clothes, ready to devour your cherryboy virginity
Or
>your momster finds out you gf isn't fucking you to her standards, throws on her gyaru clothes and personally trains your gf in the ways of the gyaru
If you're lucky, you might have both outcomes happen and have two gyarus fucking you senseless

>>22576535
Team Mofu(Fox, Nuki, Rata) or Team Spook(Vamp, Lich, Nacha)

>>22576564
This is perfection and I’m upset this will never happen to me.

>>22576415
>Boya, do you have my rent?

Don't forget to water your plants.

>>22576563
And I them.
A fairly normal looking little bunch

>>22576099
I prefer my dragons with heterochromia or with crystal clear wings.

>>22575252
I opened the link without reading the above posts and severely regretted it. What's with the frogs?

>>22576534
What did she mean by this?

Any last words?

>>22576534
>>22576625
You know what she meant.

>>22576532
>Bring smol Raiju wife to parents house for the holidays.
>Surprisingly enough she manages to go the day without touching herself or you. She's actually a pretty good conversationalist.
>She falls asleep in the car, and due to how cute and peaceful she looks, you avoid waking her up and decide to just carry her inside.
>Moment you step through the door she releases all of the stored zap.
>Collapse on the floor as the current races through you.
>Wife looms over you and starts undressing herself immediately. "Been waiting all day for this."
>pic related

>>22576645
C-men

>>22576534
I thought C was for Cunny.

>>22576627
Do I get my one free phone call? I want to tell my family they won't be seeing me for awhile.

>>22576651
Seamen?

>>22576583
Me too. One can only imagine what kinds of gaudy, slutty clothes she's kept locked up and hidden away all those years. Her old school girl uniform, the gold jewelry, the still good bottle of Quik-Tan tanning oil…

>>22576666
Yes. Working in a submarine must be even more dangerous than you think.

>>22576673
It’s tedious dodging glances from all the Alps around.

>>22576673

>>22576688
They've take the torpedoes!

Worship wights.

What is this Yeti trying to say?

>>22573988

>>22576590
that's racist

>>22576731
I, for one, welcome our new Undead Overlords.

>>22576811
Rude.

Sweater puppies!

>>22576765
She's just offering you a drink, nothing more.

>Monsters that actually want to make men happy are ostracized

You know, for times when people want to complain about HFY or Order stuff, people really know how to give them ammo.

>>22573988
So, if most monster girls treat men like sex toys or milkshakes where does that leave those monster girls who form romantic relationships with men such as harpies and lamia in relation with all the other monster girls?

Maybe as prudes or goody two shoes who don't know how to have fun?

>>22576899
>Monsters that actually want to make men happy are ostracized

OBEY

>>22576902
That's not how the setting works. The perpetual energy machine of mamano mana only works with the power of love. World guide 3 even say a Succubus would probably be close to starving from pump and dumps or even multiple men. The love between husband and wife let's both potentially reach the power of lesser deities.

>>22576672
You have no idea how bad I want to accidentally stumble upon my ex gyaru momsters old clothes and jewelry.

>>22576896
Never accept a drink from a yeti, she wants you sleepy and drowsy so you can't fight her snug!

>>22576627
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

>>22576936
something about the addition of underwater makes her go from sexy to scary.

>>22576564
>>your momster finds out you gf isn't fucking you to her standards, throws on her gyaru clothes and personally trains your gf in the ways of the gyaru
I want this but with my ex delinquent momster coming out of retirement to turn my delinquent girlfriends gang into the toughest in the city!

>>22576937
Lies.

You gonna get cleaned.

>>22576936
Slippery sea snake!

>>22576958
That's not my kiki.
Mine is far meatier.

>>22576971
>spoiler

>>22576984
Exactly.
It was a given she'd soften up once she left the home guard in the Kiki Collective to become a house maid.

>>22576765
pawjobs

>>22574388
>watching Star Wars

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be kind to young yukis out in the snow.
Its the one time of year they don't have to deal with the heat so let them play as much as they want.

>>22576996
what if they want me, an adult man, to come out and play with them?

>>22576999
Go out, nothing will go wrong.

>>22576994
go back

>>22577000
i heard a man did that and got raped by her tsurara-onna step-mom for fooling with her underage step-daughteru as punishment

>>22576924
What a SHIT lilim!

>>22577008
Nah, its more that he was playing and not making her grand kids.

>>22576996
Scheming Yukis!

>>22576994
Where do you think you are?

>>22577016

>>22577029
Yuki-Chan fills out!

>>22576949
>"Sweetie, don't you think your girlfriend is a little…weak?"
>"What did you say, you saggy bitch?!"
>your momster grabs your gf's face in an iron death grip and lifts her off the ground
>"I said you're a fuckin' shit-rag I wouldn't even bother using to wipe up piss stains off the floor, cuntlicker."
>later, rumor around town was that one of the delinquent monster gangs had found a new Big Sis to whip them into shape and had started dominating the others

>>22577042
Time for winter cuddles.

>Want to summon demon waifu
>Need goat's blood
>Luckily redcap butcher believed me when I said I needed it for a recipe
>Candles
>Closest store near me is lingerie store
>Had to deal with ara~ ara~'s asking me if I was lost
>Once I got in line with the candles they started giving me tips for the bedroom
>By the time I got out of there I was given a whole college course for loving older monsters
>Run home avoiding and ignoring anyone who tries to stop me
>Sneak past mom who's too busy cooking diner and run to my room and lock the door
>Can barely contain my excitement to draw a pentagram and light the candles
>Look at my phone for the words to summon one
>As I finish the last syllable a puff of red smoke fills the room and as I clears I see a demon wearing an apron
>Rest of smoke clears and I see it's my mom
>She can barely contain her laughter as she reminds me to put a salt circle around the summoning circle
>Look summoning instructions to see it summons only the closet demon, and the ones that summon single demons is much more complicated
>Can hear dad come home as mom tries to hold back her laughter to tell him what happened
How do I live down this shame?

>>22577069
Demon-san is cute!

>>22577075
The cutest.

>>22577090
Snow Leopards are silly.

>>22576932
>find your momsters old stash
>inside is the most boner inducing stuff you've ever seen, making your imagination run wild picturing what your momster would look like decked out in them
>sitting on top of everything is a note that says…
>you momster comes home from grocery shopping and finds you waiting at the door
>"Oh, honey. I got a lot of good stuff a the store. Tonight we're having your favor-"
>"H-how much to be my g-girlfriend for tonight?"
>your momster is silent for a second, but rather than look confused, she gives you a hungry look while licking her lips
>"For you, cutie, it's, like, totally free~"

I love my imouto.

Aerobics with genie-san!

>>22577058
I want an apophis to stick me under her sweater, then wrap her tail around the both of us so I couldn't escape even if I wanted to.

>>22577113
Can she tell me why all these squares make a circle?

>>22577103
Urge to bully alice imouto, rising!

MG influence on vidya would be weird.

>>22577016
SCREAMING YUKIS

>>22577160
I never understood this picture

>>22577113
Since the sun god made genies and empowered pharaohs, do they see each other like a family would

>>22577160
XCOM? Considering the snaketit Vipers for a second.

Would you rather a Buffalo Native American Minotaur or a Highlands Scottish Holstaur

>>22577194
The aspects of the sun they embody seem too disparate. One is the rejuvenating and nurturing parts of the sun and the other is capricious and cruel.

Cute little foxes.

i'd like to try anyway

>>22577160
I'd be interested in seeing the God of War valks as MGE valks. Their wing blade would be made of demon silver, and beating one would just add her to your growing harem of valks with the goal of fighting the Queen.

>>22577227
Oh jeez, I bet that ear fluff is extra soft and sensitive too.

>>22577160
darkstalkers but copying snk heroines

Fuck scorpions.

>>22577251
Dumb Scorp.

>>22577250
>jedah is literally MGE demon

>>22577250

The Sabbath didn't care about my no solicitor sign, how do I get them to leave me alone?

Reminder that this is the optimal position for huffing the fluff.

>>22577160
i want to have sex with miia so much. why is she, papi, cereal, and the others trapped in EMG

>>22577277
i better hope a pee pee isn't inside that squirrel, anon

Hello hi. Chapter 10 of All's Fair in Love and War's rewrite.

https://pastebin.com/KVZhBnS2
https://docs.google.com/document/d/167t4ip-BkCLSQEMLjR4s14Ci5c44RHQ_P6g1Hg4DvN8/edit?usp=sharing

List of chapters
https://pastebin.com/nKLhpxjU
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek/edit?usp=sharing

>>22577052
I want this with a Oni momster and a Minotaur girlfriend.

>>22577283
It's out of view and rapidly growing as Anon inhales the fluff. The Rata should be concerned.

>>22576924
I want viccy to feel me pump her womb full of virile semen!

>>22577283
Of course not. There's no way it would fit.

>>22577251
I wouldn’t mind roaming the fallout wastes with a radscorpion girl.

>>22577306
okay, good. we wouldn't want to stick our dicks into girls that don't look pleased, now do we?

>>22577306
Yeah, trying to fit it inside that Ratatoskr would break her and turn her into a drooling mess as she is pumped full of cum. No way Anon would do that.

Wish I worked with monster girls. Succubi, centaurs, anything really. Having them hit on me while I worked would make the nights go quicker. Shit's slow as fuck when you work graveyard shift

>>22577160
Pokémon sure got weird after the portals opened up.

>>22577303
than anon should stop, he's hurting her!

>>22577251
HERE I AM!
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

>>22577321
Ratatoskrs were made to be stretched out and used as cocksleeves!

>>22577216
So chess rivals is more fitting

>>22577192
Lady snakes in Xcom2 can wrap up units and deal damage while removing their turns.

Centorea is a unit that only wields melee weapons that has this stun / icnapacitate effect but has the most fuck insane walk range so they wreck your shit.

Papi is an Archon, they can fly and is objectively the strongest unit in image.

The other 2 characters aren't anything, the terrorist who should be arrested by the wonderful benevolent Ayys is (you), (you) monster.

>>22577052
>cuntlicker
Why is she so homophobic

>>22577333
that looks so dirty....but isn't that what fairies are for? why lash it out on ratas? they're just trying spread news like fluffy little nordic tree girls

what would make your monster go ARA ARA

>>22577345
That's not the only thing they're spreading.

>>22577352
you're right. they're spreading nut spread on their sliced bread to get them fueled up for the day and deliver messages and what not

>>22577328
I'll bully this nerd by forcing my tongue into her mouth.

>>22577370
Alright that's cute and makes me want to have a Rata family.

>>22577348
i turn into a shota with a 15 inch dick, chicks dig little shotababas especially the dark mages that would fuck a little boy

>>22577373
do it with her consent. they run a tight business, y'hear?

>>22577342
she's a conservative who holds traditional values. you never seen a hellhound vote for which ever lilem believes that men need to be the bottom bitch for their own good before?

>>22577372
yuck, anon. you'll catch her dorky cooties and you might get addicted to it too

>>22577251
>Have a few tarantulas and Scorpions.
>All of them are the old worlds and really aggressive.
>However they never bite you when holding them.
>Day of the rape comes.
>Decide to make sure nothing bad happened to your Beasties.
>Drive to it only to find it all webbed up.
How do you react?

>>22577394
You have to tongue them into submission. You don't know what they'll do if you let them do what they want,

>>22577216
>sunbathing with the Pharaoh, feeling lovely and relaxed
>fall asleep
>wake up to a sunburn, a smug Genie standing over you, and a big tied-up sack in the corner making incredibly suspicious indignant muffled noises

>>22577052
>your momster comes out of retirement to train your girlfriends gang
>her old rivals hear about this and come out of retirement too

>>22577348
When I drink a shots potion and play “lost boy in the woods” with her.

You do brag about your waifu right? You do make sure everyone knows she is the best right?

>>22577333
I mean, this is the fate of all short monsters, not just ratas.

>>22577470
And Elves. Tall, muscular Elves.

>>22577348
Calling her "Mom" like usual.

>>22575252
The gallery with all the images in it is right next to the Main archive link that's linked in the thread. I've set it up so that if I go missing for a month, the link is released to various places, such as this thread.
>>22576618
/b/. I was shitposting somewhere else one night and got asked if I ever went through the /b/ drawthread. After the xray frogvore holst, I decided that the a/b/omination gallery would be a good idea. Then a few weeks back when we got a new hyperdick gazer pic, I decided that cleaning the galleries would also be a good idea. So I did it.

>>22577467
>maid has knuckle "dusters"
Cute, but still slightly unsettling!

>>22577474
How the hell do you use tall monsters as cocksleeves? The thing about short monsters is that you can actually pick them up and use them as onaholes.

>>22577467
I would, but they might get into a fight over who I mean when I say "the best"

Heh, fucking tight Ratas with Scandinavian accents! Borking in their cute high pitched voices

>>22574694
Remember that fat armored guy from Dark Souls? It’d just make an armored “gut” that’d grow with the pregnancy.

>>22576534
Man you remember that anon whose dad lurked the thread when that c is for cookie thing was in full swing?

Bey do you think KC might amend the lilim profile after the whole white inma thing? It seems weird to have two things that are essentially the same (lilims and white inma) in universe. The only difference being where they come from.

>You will never go on adventures with your posse of Monster Girl outlaws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWL0aNH2HXE

>>22577669
No, it doesn't change anything. Lilims were always just succubi that were special because they were Lilith's biological daughters. Just because it says the white inma is as powerful as a Lilim doesn't mean she has the same connection to all monsters and the ability to corrupt women into any monster like a Lilim. It's just like how Witches in in Shiro's Sabbath are stronger than the average Baphomet.

>Leave having sex and impregnating Flayn to me!

>>22577701
I want to grope her boobs while we're riding to the next town.

>At ease

>>22577701
I’d be too busy fucking them and sucking their tits to worry about law breaking so you’re technically right.

Does anybody know the artist of this? All I get via search is a bunch of tweeter normalfag profiles who must've retweeted it somewhere down their abyssal feeds.

>>22577877
karasu raven

>>22577877

How do I get Seagull Harpies to stop stealing my chips?

>>22578098
You cum on thw ground first so they go for it and then you eat your chips.

>>22578098
sit down without pants so they blow you while you eat the chips

Sometimes foreign men/gaijin are absolutely advised to stay away from Zipangu Shrine Maidens.

>>22578219
I MEAN IT. Don't.

>>22578219
>>22578224
Why should I? What if they are the onea who tempt me into their bed? Or even an accident where we fall over and feel my hard cock?

>>22578219
>>22578224
But that's a human.

Dressing up a Werewolf in a red hooded cloak. Then reenacting that scene. Awkward.

>>22578344
I would be disappointed if through out the entire thing she never utters the words "my... what a big cock you have grandpa".