/jp/ - Otaku Culture

drink the tea or perish.

>>22563892
Uhh. Halloween already past.

Post happy Sakuya!

What a thing to wake up to!

>>22570151
I too wish to wake up to Sakuya!

>>22570168
I want to see Sakyuun come back to her room, tired, and just crash into the bed. I'd tuck her in and go make some tea for her while she naps!

>>22563892

>>22570187
She'll never admit it, but that's the sort of person Sakuya needs and wants the most. Someone to care for her the same way she cares for the mistresses.

>>22563892
>>22570233
That game was exceedingly badass

>>22570168
Spending the night over!
Waking up the next day!
Greeting everyone as they make their way to the bathrooms drowsily!
Joking around about the day previous as we finish breakfast and they head into their daily routines!
Helping out as an act of good will!

I love Sakuya!
She brings me joy!

>>22570344
And exceedingly repetitive.

>>22570549
yeah its get quite grindy in halfway, its still prety good game though.
still yet to finish it since i get bored halfway through and hate the fact that i some guys refuse to go low level dungeons and i cant level up some guys unless i plan it from the start.

>>22570549
And exceedingly good

>>22574345
Yeah. Sakuya and Mokoutan probably get the most high quality art these days.

>>22574345
faaaaaaaaaaat

>>22576004
Yamero Letty-chan.

I really love Sakuya's legs

>>22576004
how the fuck is that fat

>>22577143
in her ass

>>22577144
i find it suprising that it just took 20 sec to you to respond, but that is reasonable answer i guess.

>>22577151
she does have a good ass, but that artist draws a very fat one

>>22577121
Slender legs!
Elegant legs!
Sakuya's beautiful legs!
Honestly though, legs are top tier! You can lay your head on someone's lap or have them lay their head on your lap! Hopefully they're a girl because their laps are usually soft! Someone like Yuugi who can squat entire planets probably has iron stiff legs..! Kowaii..!

Splendid image Anonymous!

>>22577157
When an artist does that, I call them "blob artists" to describe their idea of proportions.
They tend to focus more on those two areas, leaving everything else in a state where they really lack attention. I'm not hating though.

On a side note, is Souta one of the better Sakuya artists currently?

>>22577157
decent enough, not big enough though.

>>22577178
Blob artist makes sense, but its fapbait so what did you expect

>>22577163

>>22577203
:D!
Sakuya's beautiful legs!
Sakuya's soft thighs!
Resting your head in Sakuya's lap!
Oh I wanna hug her just by looking at that image!

>>22577203
til you see it

>>22577264
There's nothing wrong with the image. Your muscles follow that kind of path. Her legs are at two different angles.
That's assuming you don't mean something you won't find in this one.

>>22577327
white paint

>>22577379
ahh.

It’s not even winter yet. Why is it not winter yet.

>>22580461
Time is being slowed again.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

>>22583344
e-very where you go...

Where's the happy thread. I can't make happy posts in threads about killing.

>>22588612
Then make them about happy killing.

>>22592283
Maybe happy but not killing

>>22599200
I wonder how her knives would work

>>22602086
I imagine they'd have a sharp edge or point which could be used to cut and/or stab

Oh I had that feeling that there's a shitty maidfag thread.

Time for some good girl posting

Who's the best girl?
The awsner is Sanae

Look at Sanny got a gun!

Look at that Sanny got a gun!

*BANG*
Oh no,I hope sanae haven't done something awful!

Why, hello there, totally-not-upset-spammer, looks like you're just right on time.

Okay retard.

>>22603250
Well,hello there la meido creatura,I'm a bit late.

Oh nonsense, you're right on the dot!
Now, are you ready? Hope you enjoy~

Of course I'm ready to enjoy burning down your filthy scarlet brothel.

No, no, no. It's actually something so much more enjoyable, something so wonderful that I think could greatly improve this thread or perhaps even this very board.

I know already what you're planning to do...
Don't tell me.

My, you're a sharp one, but I'm afraid, in this thread...

Then change your diapers if you're afraid.

I'm beginning to believe that Sanaefags have legitimate brain damage.

RP is NG you fucks.

And I believe that maidshitters are literally the dirt of /jp/

>>22603369
what the fuck!

>>22603369
I want to fuck this Sanae

>>22604600
You'll get warts and not just the frog kind.

I seriously want /bant/ to fuck off.

>>22604859
ssadly /bant/ wont because theyre fucking everywhere, plus 2hu discord fags exist

>>22604859
Too bad. /jp/ sewed the seed of Cirno into their board the moment it was created with her being the number 1 post, the very first post ever on that board.
It was bound to be a shitpost board the moment it was named international/random to split a certain board. However, it failed as it basically became [s4s] but worse, unrestrained, unentertaining, and cultureless, outside the momentarily popular shitposts like KOT, as animehaters flooded in and threw away the board's identity by force (shitposting) in the rise of animehaters across the site.
Case in point with the blatant disrespect to Cirno here >>>/bant/9253406. It highlights everything wrong with that board currently, and that's if you don't go to the catalog.

Too bad this isn't the fucking meta thread.

>>22604964
I havent seen the catalog but I remember there being "americanhu" threads, which were basically /d/ fat threads for 2hu

https://chiru.no/
>Cirno
Since I keep forgetting the site name.

>>22602277
No. I know that. It’s just that they’re barely representing knives just going on how the artist drew them.
They’re more like daggers than anything.

>>22604862
Baseball Sakuya!
Hoping spellcard rules apply along with ability restrictions!
Youkai and Time Stopping Humans are an unfair advantage!

>>22570187
I would hold her tight as she naps, so she can wake up in my arms, and pretend to be asleep so she can continue to be in my arms

>>22604862
>plus 2hu discord fags exist
Can't argue with you, you're right.

What are the slut and the smelly vag doing to this thread?

>>22606212
They both have brain damage, please be patient as the thread resumes topic.

>>22605050
I want the same but in reverse!

>>22610144
Beautiful
I don’t think I want to draw crystals though. If it’s anything lime drawing glass then I pass.

What are your favorite three things about Sakuya /jp/?
My favorite are:
1. Her beautiful eyes!
2. Her outstanding cooking!
3. Her excellent thighs!

I love Sakuya!

>>22612415
Her overworked, fragrant, meido feet.

>>22612415
Her unwashed, fragrant, meido manko.

>>22612415
You nailed it really.
1. The eyes are a plus if they’re blue, otherwise, her personality and trollish tendencies take the first spot. She’d be a great friend to have it seems.

2. Another mandatory point is being a good cook. Nobody here will ever taste her cooking but I don’t think many understand how important it is to know how to cook, even more if it’s a girl. If they can’t cook and deliver Usagi (Sailor Moon) tier stuff on a plate, it can drop them from a 10 to about an 8, and that’s just being generous. You can say it doesn’t matter but you’ll regret it in time. Luckily, there’s this thing called learning.

Third, it’s the thighs. Breasts are nice but they vary. It’s hard to choose between the two of them but look at it this way. You can rest your head on her thighs and watch something comfortably, but you can’t exactly do the same for breasts. You’d both have to be laying down.

>>22612415
I love these three too! I'll add some more:
Her beautiful and elegant uniform!
Her magnificent hair with her two cute braids!
Her devotion and protective attitude!
Her eco-friendly knife management!

>>22612415
>favorite three things
I would list every single thing about her, if I could.
Even down to her finger tips.
>>22612585
I do love her playful, trollish personally and that laid-back nature of hers.
>Breasts are nice but they vary
True, really depends on the artist; I'm not even a a boobfag, but for her, seeing those big fat tatas really does things for me I just can't describe.

>>22612555
The perfect and elegant maid's unwashed, unkempt, blood-soaked crotch jungle will always be what I think of when I think of her.

>>22618319
Flan and Remi may have their dedicated feet smell following, but Sakuya's genital smell will always be number one in my book.

bantfags' "can I be meme please?" ITT.

>>22606087
>>>/bant/

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3171835
let me eat ya

Those silly vampires! They're not even using up the rest of Sakuya's body in that hug!

How would you spend Christmas with Sakuya?

>>22629087
Tell her that I have other plans and spend it with Koakuma instead.

>>22629087
I don't know.
If Gensokyo applies then maybe a little bit of sight seeing or outside stuff.
If no rules apply then watch a couple movies together.

>>22629087
help her prepare the christmas for the mansion

>>22630111
meal

>>22629087
If my teeth weren't shit, we'd be having some of her lovely Christmas cake together, so instead, I'd have to figure out how to finagle her under a mistletoe.

>>22630309
dude.

>>22630115
But what if you messed up and added too much brown sugar! Or perhaps too little of an ingredient and thus ruined the whole dish?!

>>22629087
Sakuya drinking hot tea despite not liking hot things to advance her schemes! Being forced to suck on Saku's tongue to make it all better! Asking her if she did it on purpose! Her acting a bit shy at getting caught but regaining dignified composture and managing to deny it! Telling her I don't mind and kissing her all over, the tea forgotten until it's cold enough!

>>22629087
Playing cards, eating sweets, hugging infront of the warm fireplace and cuddling on snowy nights!

>>22631621
I think i can't resist Sakuya's punishment

>>22632327
Sakuya would not risk ruining such a special day for Ojou-sama, you might, at best, be appointed as the receptionist for any guests that will be attending.

>>22620580
And you motherfuckers destroy my board.

>>22620788
Only if you will take your discordfags away with you.

>>22620580
And you bastards are destroying my board.

>>22620788
Only if you will take your discordfags away with you.

>>22633023
Go back.

>>22633198
Only if you will take your discordfags away with you.

>>22633023
WOW! More recycled pepe/wojak sprinkled with some recycled /pol/ strawmen, your board already sounds like loads of fun! lol

Almost time

>>22633581
Ye seethe?

>>22633872
Everyone starts out loving the R34, but as time passes on, they sometimes end up liking the older models.

>>22634024
yea like the r32

>>22634024
Except the R33. No one seems to like the R33.

>>22635885
Middle child syndrome.
What made it unappealing compared to the 32/34

>>22563892
Who here's played Sakuya's game?
I'm really enjoying it. Getting curb-stomped by the secret boss though.

>>22635995
Yeah, Luna Nights
Now that shit was pretty fucking dope, unlocked the boss rush, beat it about after the 5th try or so. Can't remember my strategy for Reimu though, die enough and at some point you just kinda muscle memory through.

Merry Christmas!
I love my wife Sakuya!

What? There was another Sakuya thread?
Not that I'm complaining or anything.

>>22636736
There were many in the past two weeks for some reason. Not that I'm complaining.

Nope, can't open til Christmas.

>>22640763
B-But my special christmas allowance... You promised it for your cute subordinate....

Merry Sakumasu!

>>22563892
Scary Sakuya

>>22641261
What a coincidence. I was thinking of posting this image.

>>22629087
I'd do some chores around the house with her and then light up a scented candle and snuggle up in bed after a honest hard days at work

I wonder what kind of presents Sakyuun is going to get for the mistresses!

>>22641508
Well, I'm not sure what Remi would like in the first place. What would Remi want that isn't related to the necessities of her vampiric nature or whimsical wants?

Artillery fire on scarlet mansion in the name of Moriya.

>>22642279
Try it, I double dog dare you.

Happy Christ day! Hope you were all good boys and girls this year.

>>22646172
Not good enough for Sakuya gf

It is Christmas Eve!
Good Day to you all!

>>22563892
Artist?

Merry Christmas, Sakuya-san and /jp/!

Well, this fell down to bottom rather fast.

>>22648183
It's that time of the year again.
You can't quite take it easy as you would a month or two prior.

>>22635995
it was good but short and too easy

>>22641261
Sakuya with no pads! The falttie unleashed!

>>22650330

Late Christmas Sakuya

I wish I was Remis mom maid

Sakunyan

I 2 top tier ones with scat and futabut it's a VN.

>>22661070

I complimented Sakuya's new style and she pointed a knife at me. What went wrong!?

>>22563892
Fixed Op image

>>22563892
sugoii

The 4kids rendition.

>>22677653
I'm a giant kid so I need Sakusaku to feed me those with her mouth and the milkies in her boobies

>>22677653
Don’t remind me of 4kids.

>>22677653
>Izayoi Sakuya
You mean Sandra Izzy.

>>22563892
*Kills Patcje*

>>22690193
This is nice.
Perfect for the decade’s end. A soft blue to welcome the night as a new day marches forward.

Comfy before the end of the new years.

Happy New year sakuyabros

>tfw never be able to hug sakuya because id probably be effortlessly killed before even getting near

>>22697271
>giving up before even trying
who are we even quoting?

>>22697271
>>22697871
Please don't misuse the quoting function.
>>22697871
Please don't misuse the spoiler function.

>>22697871
im quoting my inner monologue, personally

>>22697930
Not written anywhere in this thread.

>>22690193
Reminds me of Crystar

>>22696521
Happy New Year dude.

>>22696521

>>22612472
RIP lungs

>>22700852
Imagine the vaginal stench

My! What in the world has gotten into M'lady?

>>22700852
Tickle Sakuya!
Tease Sakuya!
Jump on Sakuya!
Cuddle and sleep with Sakuya, on the couch!

>>22706772
>jump
I’d much rather she jump on me. Im heavy dude. At least the worst I’d suffer is a little pit of pain if she goes elbow first into my abdomen.
She may be tall for a resident of Gensokyo, but she lacks the mass that comes with being born a male.

>>22700974
why would her feet smell like vagina?

>>22707577
Forget her stupid feet. Her coochie smell is where it's at.

>>22709358
does it smell like feet

>>22700974
>>22709358
>>22709507
Kindly get out

>>22709784
Are there nice things in "out"?

>>22709988
It'll be worth your while.

Why is Sakuya so gay?

>>22714255
That's just a morning wake-up kiss. Much like a good night's kiss. Nothing gay about that.

>>22714255
You would resist a sexy loli vampire that totally lowers her guard around you

>>22563892

>>22715217
I would

>>22714271
Doesn’t Remi usually sleep during the day?

>>22563892

>>22727294
And that's the best time of the day to play with her pooper.

Did you guys see minusT’s new video?
It’s slightly Sakuya Related.

>>22745922
Don’t worry! I’m lurking this thread! Im just busy!

>>22745922
...I wish it would snow in literally anywhere else. Alaska gets all the snow and negative degrees.

>>22748698
The weekend is finally here!

>>22564299
Apparently tea isn’t good for your heart and causes more issues if you brew it long enough to make it too hot.

Oh goddammit, Remi!

>>22761810
Not Sakuya. Boobs too big.

>>22762499
Who cares.
So long as it doesn’t look like it was made by some amateur obsessed with tits then (almost) any ‘hu is acceptable.

>>22762499
Cool meme.

Sure hope this will last by the time whatever lucky anon can receive her chocolates.

>>22769037
I keep forgetting that day exists, but don't worry, I'm sure it will last until then.

I want to steal Remi's first kiss in front of Sakuya.

I want to be the first man to change Remi in front of Sakuya.

I want to be the first man to get changed in front of Remi by Sakuya.

>>22563892
not me

I wonder if the SDM has little hiding spots in parts of the mansion.
What if there’s a special room where fairies go and slack off?

>>22563892

Why is she so hot?

I love Sakuya but I don't even understand why. Maids aren't special, but Sakuya just is. I love her.

>>22795665
>Maids aren't special
I disagree. Sakuya is certainly special among maids, but even generically, maids are high class rare items that stand out from ordinary girls.

>>22795665
Maids aren’t common.
Also, a hard worker is a well known worker.

PAD Is Unbreakable

I can go on and on about her smile but I for one do not know what I would do with Sakuya.
Whenever I see her smile, I just want to nudge her cheeks and lightly play with her face before hugging her closely while gently rubbing her back.
Gensokyo is... a possibility right? /jp/?

The works of the mind are truly something to behold. Why must the world of fiction be just that?

>>22806921

>>22810328
/jp/ is escapism!

>>22810358
Well, /jp/ isn't healthy, that's for sure.

>>22810372
To you maybe. Not to /jp/.

It’s hard to post when you’re being productive. Perhaps escape from the NEET life is possible after all.

>>22840164
Why escape being a member of the master race?

>>22854113
The pyramid schemes aren’t working.
Money is on a downward trend.