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[ ] Invite her inside and treat her wounds. Human decency demands nothing less.

[ ] Finish her before she can recover. She is a youkai, after all.

[ ] Invade China.

>> No.225648

All of the above.

>> No.225649

heal, and then invade. That way she won't try to kill me.

>> No.225653

I wouldn't invite her inside, I'd carry her in and refuse no for an answer.

Then treat her wounds with tears welling up in my eyes.

>> No.225654

I'd treat her wounds, if you know what I mean

>> No.225655

>>225649
You can't invade China unless you're a Mongol.

>> No.225656

[x] Finish her before she can recover. She is a youkai, after all.

Goddamn, are you stupid or something? This is the only correct answer.

>> No.225659

Look at her smiling like that.

You're already dead.

>> No.225661

[x] Invite her inside and treat her wounds. Human decency demands nothing less.

You cannot win a land war with china
I would do this for my own safety.

>> No.225664

>>225649
Invade first, whilst she's in a weakened state. Then finish, then heal - she'll still be good for at least a few hours after she's dead.

>> No.225665

Heal her, then allow her to thank me in the traditional Chinese manner. DELICIOUS FUCKING FOOD!

>> No.225667

[X] Invite her inside, treat her wounds tenderly, and, once she's recovered, receive her gratitude, if you know what I mean...

>> No.225672

The rape line would be "Now, about the payment..."

>> No.225677
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She'll do this to me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4omz3nrUw4

>> No.225679

[X] Invade China, if you know what I mean...

>> No.225680

[x] Genuflect.

>> No.225682

rape her
if you know what i mean

>> No.225683
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>>225665
You have my gratitude!

>> No.225684

>>225679
fuck you i was just about to post that

>> No.225688

>>225683

Fuck yes, you are the best cook ever!

>> No.225692

>>225656
But she holds no ill will towards humans. One of the few like that too.

>> No.225697

>>225645
ignorantfag here, but...who is she?

>> No.225698
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>> No.225700

>>225697
She is loev

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>>225682
>>225672
>>225679
>>225664
I has anti-rape stance and techniques.

>> No.225704
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>> No.225709

>>225700
and what is her *name*?

>> No.225711

>>225697

Chinese girl Hong Mei-Ling.

>> No.225718
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>>225698
>>225704

>> No.225712

>>225709

Mongolia.

>> No.225722

[x] Invade through the backdoor

>> No.225723

>>225718

Still rare.
Needs to be cooked more

>> No.225724

CHINESE ARE INHUMAN PIGDOGS

>> No.225734

sauce?

>> No.225736

sauce?

in before boku no battletoads

>> No.225744
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>>225724
She's more like a fox than a pig dog. Also Youkai that's pretty much not human.

>> No.225756

Id invade china so fast her crumbling walls wouldnt be able to withstand my millions of soldiers, if you know what I mean.

>> No.225745

She's only allowed to eat shrine maidens, it's okay.

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>>225712
Ignorantfag is not amused.

>> No.225768

i would stick my penis inside her... if you know what i mean

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>>225683
[x] Invite her inside and treat her wounds. Human decency demands nothing less.

... I think I poisoned myself last time I tried to cook.

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>>225768

>> No.225817

[x] Force her inside and treat her wounds. Human decency demands nothing less.

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