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Making Yaya the little spoon even if she wants to be the big spoon while cuddling

Small lich that wast to be the big spoon.
She needs to know how it feels for her experiments!

Sometimes I just think how nice it'd be to have her tongue dancing along my dick

>>22563926
Getting in before "Bully the shorties!" post, this truly is the time of Yetis.

>>22563938
I think a potion that makes her bigger should make it easier.

Werewolf ambush!

Feel the eel.

Behold Guns of The Patriots

Hey yo, I love my Wendigo!

>>22563949
Would she just lift you up and then explain that she needs to cuddle with you to test her new strength potion?

I want to impregnate the undead

>>22564016
Do undead kids ever grow up or are they permanently look like kids?

>>22564029
I assume they grow up slowly.
>>22564016
Me too man. Undead are really sexy.

>>22563981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5kc8xBMkXI

>>22564029
Probably permanent if they were originally human girls raised from the dead, and grow up if they're born undead.

>>22564004
If she princess carried me to the bed, I definitely wouldn't object.

how do i summon a shoggoth servant?

>>22564087
Ritual circle. Stuff. Say her name. In her native tongue. And provide offering of semen on circle.

>Have a dog that loves to chase squirrels
>acquire rata wife
>leave for work the next day worried
>come home to the two asleep on the couch together cutely

>>22564064
This gives me a few ideas like getting a undead pregnant and have the kid stay young forever, so that it's still the same family even after hundreds of years.
Or a lich going to a graveyard, resurrecting all the kids and more or less making a undead sabbath adoption center (the children may or may not have been used in the liches experiments).
Or a Wight addoitping a zombie child and trying to bring her up into a proper undead lady.

Oh no! Anon is being taken for a night on the town with two scary wolves!

>>22564115
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you guys feel about MGs with pets?

>>22564016
But having sex with lifeless bodies is wrong

>>22564151
It's cute, I need a Kakuen with a pet marshmallow monkey.

>>22564087
If you think of Shoggy, she will find you.

>>22564163
Says who?

>>22564151
As long as they don't start monsterizing cats and dogs.

>>22564163
They aren't lifeless, they have unlife.

>>22564163
Sex with reanimated corpses is the purest form of love

>>22564240
But that's rotting flesh you're sticking your dick into!

SHE

how does it sound to others when you say you wanna marry X monstergirl?
>i wanna marry a tongue bath

>>22564115
Look at the size of those woofers.

>>22564252
MON-KEIGH

>>22564260
>I wanna marry a giant squid

what do you think a hellhound neighborhood looks like?

>>22564252
>Seconds before grabbing your head with her feet and pulling you face first into her crotch.

Cheeky monkey.

>>22564293
Your average upper middle class suburb, only with more moaning, howling and things on fire

>>22564260
I want to marry a weird hermit birdwoman.

>>22564293
Delinquents banging trash can lids together, setting off fireworks in mailboxes. Very pregnant Hellhound mothers dragging them around by their ears and tails to try and keep them in line.

Oh no anon, you've pissed off your MG waifu!

What did you do?

>>22564293
Pretty much like 1950s America, with the hound filling the role of the husband.

>>22564312
I fed fried squid to kraken.

>>22564293
It's actually pretty nice once you get used to the heat.

>>22564312
How do you even get a lich pissed off ?
Try to break her phylactery?
Keep asking her stupid questions?
Talking down to her despite her being smarter than you?
Insult her science/magic?
Refusing to help her with her experiments?
Fucking her Wight sister?

>>22564293
they live like a bunch of dindus.
>lower-middle class demon realm city neighborhood
>hell pups are carrying around red cap knives and stuff
>gangs
>blasting full volume the newest hit single of Lil' Siren on their magitek stereos
>smoking ragin mushroom cigs
>street fights over who gets to keeps da human boi
wait till you see the shit that happens at night time, i guarantee you if you're out on the streets, consider yourself raped already

I bet wendis have really meaty braps.

>>22564338
DON'T

>>22564322
>Honey the floating lightning rock is coming back

>>22564315
>ywn be hellhound's househusband

>>22564352
The dream

>>22564315
at least it's not the 1910s

>>22564322
what do you think a hellhound sells at her store somewhere around the neighborhood?

Big strong Hellhound who thinks you're adorable!

Reminder that human boys should belong to their wife and dedicate their life to making her happy and raising their daughters.

Human boy rights is a joke and should be treated as such. Monster Girls know what's good for them.

>>22564365
can i be stronger than a hellhound on raging mushrooms?

>>22564363
Space heaters

>>22564363
Only partially related, but now I want to see what kind of spirits a hellhound-run brewery would make.
And how likely they are to knock the imbiber clean to the floor.

>>22564387
Probably something that legally they have to classify as floor cleaner or gasoline.

>>22564392
Just because it doubles as a propellant doesn't mean it's not booze!

>>22564399
People literally breathe fire after they drink it!

>>22564365
Big strong MG who finds you heart-meltingly cute because of how tiny, meek and delicate you look to her sounds a bit strange, but definitely not undesirable.

>>22564404
You order in Dragonia and you'll get a similar result, I don't see what the problem is.

>>22564412
wine wurms!

>>22564411
What panned with that depressed guy succubus comic?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy- reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually fuck every inch of his dick.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his throbbing cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>22564411
That's my dream Anon.

Bonus points if she's an Ojou.

>>22564340
imagine the smell

>>22564457
DON'T SAY IT

>>22564373
Based and redpilled. As a man I agree with every thing this man says.

Do monster girls care about poor guys? I just payed off $2k worth of debt now I won't be able to afford anything to eat until Friday.

>>22564526
You already know the answer to that.

>>22564561
Kikimora wouldn't want to hang out with a deadbeat like me

>>22564526
maybe you could get a loan from tanuki-san

>>22564561
Based.

Captured by an Anubis!

>>22564526
I would tell you to pursue a sandworm, as they're the perfect girls for guys who have nothing to their name, but I don't want any competition when the portal open. I gotta make sure I land a sandworm wife

>>22564583
Kikis are attracted to both motivated individuals and the apathetic alike.
They just take a different approach than usual when faced with the latter.

>>22564628
i'm just gonna go to the nearest lake and get taken by a fish

>>22564645
Delicious

>>22564526
Monsters are not 3DPD. They don't care if you have money.

>>22564628
>Mobile Home Sandworm
>Living in a trailer park like area but with Sandworms

I'm now thinking of the Trailer Park Boys but with Sandworms instead

>>22564505
This wock seems like she’s trying really hard to capture the days of youth

I don’t think it’ll work

If your monster wife had a shirt with words on it, what would those words be?

>>22564712
Alpha Wolf

>>22564712
Top Dragon

>>22564712
USDA Prime

>>22564692
>Living in a trailer park like area but with Sandworms
Yeah, they call it The Dunes. A punishingly hot desert that's so large it makes the Sahara look like a sandbox. Entire portions of it are so barren that no life can traverse it. Only sandworms can make it through due to lack of need of water. That's my headcanon anyways.

>>22564712
Queen Kong

>>22564712
"Tie me up"

>>22564712
Your son calls me mommy too

>>22564712
Waifu isn't a loli, but it'd be cute to see a young, loli sandworm with the shirt that said "Maneater".

>>22564712
This, or "World's Best Broodmom"

>>22564712
Space Reserved For Hubby's Face

>>22564774
Could only really (practically) wear it when polymorphed though.

>>22564712
Puppi Cunni

>>22564783
Nah, it'd just be a temporary shirt

>>22564712
Cuddle Me

>>22564712

>>22564757

>>22564712
Daddy's little pet

It's anon who had lucid dream Lich from last thread. In order to give me a chance at trying to make new monsters, I have come up with a little game:
I am going to resume from where I left off, and try to do everything I can to escape. If I can successfully escape from her, I start a new scenario with a new monster. If another monster kidnaps me or does something lewd without her consent, it's considered her losing control of me and I start a new scenario.
Even though it has been 1 full "day" since she "captured" me, I am going to see if she will take me to a monster village, this will be where I will make my first escape attempt.
Wish me luck anons, and let the games begin!

>>22564809
Nice.

>>22564824
Based schizo

>>22564712
prize catch

>>22564851
Having dreams doesn't make you a schizo.

does your waifu speak in engrish?

>>22563923
>tfw no wock bully gf

>>22564893
She doesn't speak at all. She just growls and howls and shit.

>>22564712
>My other joystick is on my husband.
>I went to husband and I got more than this.

>>22564901
>Sneaks her tentacle below your desk
>Drools all over your crotch to make it look like you pissed yourself
>Calls you out on it in front of the whole class

>>22564712
>Echidna
>I AM THE MOTHERSHIP

>>22564919
i still like the headcanon that her tentacle buddies sometimes betray her

>>22564809
Barb-tan is the cutest bear.

>>22564927
>Tentacle starts blowing you instead
>She tries to get him to stop but can't
>You both get caught and are sent to the principal's office

>>22564927
my headcanon is that the tentacles sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfRWuFKi-k

>>22564712
My nonprofit’s name. I hope she would like working on the business with me.

>>22564964
Same here

Elves make me______

>>22564981
Moist

>>22564864
Right. And Tulpas are healthy

>>22564981
Elves are dumb.

>>22564893
At first, but she'd improve over time.

>>22564893
A little bit.
She still has a hint of an indian accent.

>>22565008
>Oho, Anon has fallen for my blizzard trap.

>>22564981
Want to breed them

>>22564893
I don't think she speaks any modern language at all. Just a tongue that has been lost to the sands of time.

How tall do you like your rabbits anon?

>>22564561
What's she saying?

>>22565022
Any size is good, really.

>>22564365
What if it I who think the big strong hellhound is adorable?

>>22565026
>"My my, Master. Did something happen? Would you like to stay like this for awhile? As you wish."

>>22565060
>"Y-you're super cute!"
>"No, you are!"
>hellhound and anon spend the rest of the day blushing at each other

>Monster girls' tastes and societies have vastly different standards of beauty
>Monster girls that believe the propaganda of old and think that they're ugly, hideous creatures in the eyes of humans
How do you go about pursuing and reassuring your monster waifu that she's beautiful?

I asked this in /tg/ a while back and never got a real answer but I'm curious about you guys' thoughts. Clothing designs for MGs has typically relied on looking cute/sexy but I've always wondered about designs from a practical day-to-day life perspective taking the monster/animal aspects into consideration. For example, fluffy tails on fox/wolf/etc girls are usually outside of their human styled clothes, but I feel like if they wore clothes for daily life they might prefer a cloak of sorts to cover their tail so they're not picking leaves out of it all day or getting it soaking wet when it rains. Snake girls sometimes have awkward skirt things though I'm not sure much can be done there. Centaurs sometimes end up wearing clothing only for the human part which seems ridiculous, though some do get a large cloak/cover that could probably work pretty well. I know some series have mentioned some of these problems and given their own solutions, but I'm curious if you guys have thoughts on MG clothing designs which could have more practical consideration taken for their non-human attributes?

>>22565082
Point out that if I didn't think she was beautiful then I wouldn't be making love to her

>>22565094
>/tg/
>furry
Fuck off

>>22565082
Unzip my pants and let my raging hard on stand as irrefutable evidence.

>>22564712
Sticky tacky

>>22564824
Sounds interesting anon. I wish you luck!

>>22565094
Your first problem was posting a furry on any board that isn't trash.

>>22565094
Covering up a tail seems like it would hamper the balance aspect of it, no?

>>22565145
what a smol mofu

>>22565094
>>22565145
That said, I would like to see some tail-accommodating raincoats now.

>>22565145
Just do a button-up skirt, easier to put on than one with just a hole.

You should go take a nap anon.

>>22565094
>/tg/ fag is a furry
What a surprise

>>22564851
>>22564984
I mean. Dreams let you do weird shit with your subconscious.
As long you can separate the reality from the fantasy while awake I don't see the problem of an anon playing with himself while he sleeps.
Hell I had a semi lucid dream where the 'npcs' tries to throw me in a pit in the hopes it would make it so I never woke up and killed them.
I woke up, noted that it was a messed up dream, then went on with my day.

>>22564373
>>22564500
These posts are pure soi.

>>22565171
i've been bedridden for days, anon. too sick to go outside, too awake to sleep
end my suffering

>>22565171

>>22564893
no she just speaks softly in a language i don't know

>>22564712
https://i.imgur.com/wVgVG7D.jpg

>>22565094
>I asked this in /tg/ a while back and never got a real answer
Probably because the /tg/ monster girl threads are the absolute worst thing on that board. Also, that image is not acceptable to post here.

>>22563926
>Making Yaya the little spoon even if she wants to be the big spoon while cuddling
You monster.

>>22564971
Underrated post.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78241514

>>22564322
This guy, Zdzisław and Mignola really have the best artistic depictions of Hell

>>22565348
will she be docile if i put a second sealing paper thingy over her other eye?

>>22565300
Cute nightgaunt! Is she your waifu?

>>22565367
I mean that just blinds her so you have to take care of her if you do.

>>22564712
Mega Milk.

Touch fluffy tail.

>>22565459
>Crying stops

>>22565476
no
touch fluffy ears

>>22565489

>>22565272
Bird of prey Harpys!

>>22565497
>>22565489
WTF, meant to quote >>22565491

>>22565459
i would not be with a banshee. it's a huge turn off when a woman i'm fucking is in tears.

>>22565476
there's too much fox when it comes to fluffy stuff

>>22565577
Time to fix that.

>>22565348
but the sash is on her eye? i shouldn't about to be raped. even if she wouldn't, that's not something to joke about to her husband who's afraid of aggression on both ends. ushi-oni should behave better like a real waifu.

>>22565272
harpies are so small and chirpy and delicate
why can't real birds be like them? not screaming and raping each other so that more annoying birds are produced.

>>22565386
would you take care of a blind monster?

>>22565564
the damage is done, mastah. you must pay the price. pass the baton and run

>>22565590
ratas are worse. gimme something else, you mofu-addict.

>>22565613
not him but i'd take care of a deaf monster. a deaf kikimora, in fact. maybe a pre-teen-looking one. i want her to make gestures to show she's horny. god, that would make my dick harder than an ogre's muscles.

>>22565622
huff the mofu of griffons and manticores

>>22565638
manticores are an absolute no. griffons are like elves but in harpy: they're pride-driven because of their form. so if i look valuable to her, it'd be easier to get her to let me embrace her mofu

>>22565618
Why is this shoggy so much more unsettling than the normal one?

>>22565622
Owl mofu!

>>22565666
because recreational activities, anon. monsters fear that stuff but this shog embraces it. she's not normal. even as a shoggoth.

>>22565638
How would a manticore react to me huffing her mofu? Would she be paralyzed from the oddness or would she feel my boner and enter super sadistic mode?

>>22565665
How could you not want to huff manticore mofu?
Agree about griffon huffing though.

>>22565672
owls are okay. a little dork, but not anubis-dork so they're passable for waifu

>>22565622
How about some ocelomeh or heckwan mofu?

>>22565677
manticores would rape you. at least with griffons, they'll respect you enough to enforce your consent. i don't want to huff mofu if it means getting sexually assault with no way of escaping

>>22565688
no rape please. i want griffon and owl mage mofu

>>22565707
i thought that said "buy cum" and assumed it was a tactic for the bicorn to get co-wives

>>22565719
Maybe if she's into prostitution roleplay, with her as a pimp.

>>22565672
I want a fluffy pai-loli owl.

>>22565727
anon, who would in their right mind would dress up like a cute slut and walk into a shady alley filled with hellhounds, manticore, red caps and what not and get paid to be ravaged

>>22565733
Same! I bet the look really cute with all that mofu!

>>22565743
I was thinking more of nerdy virgins that are so desperate for dick that they'd pay some horsewoman with a cane and a strange hat that promises them a "nice piece of ass" for money.

I suck at drawing, give me an easy one and I'll shittily draw it.

>>22565757
Lots of fluff.
Lots of 'fluff'.
Small package.

A monster girl in the hospital after an accident-she needs a constant IV of saline and spit from a virgin boy to survive

>>22565605
who would want a smelly nerd like this to sit on their face?

New wife picture! What's you and your wife's morning routine?

>>22565792
draw a cursed sword :^)

>>22565792
Loli Wurm with a mug of hot cocoa

>>22565800
Me.

>>22565793
Exactly. Compact in the best ways. Makes it easy to stick your face right in between her oppai and fluff!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure you don't stay out at work too long.
The wife may get...agitated if you do.

>>22565803
Your wife is really hot anon. Always good to see more art of her!
Unfortunately I havent thought of what my own waifu does in the morning.

>>22563923
Pretty hard not to notice the fat chick who's always leaving puddles of drool everywhere. Yeah that's right I said it.
>>22565803
For me it's waking up and preparing coffee. For her it's grumbling and growling and waiting for this coffee to wake her up. Contrary to popular belief, a true love's kiss doesn't actually wake anyone up, it just makes them horny.

>>22565837
my wife turns the entire home into a god damn haunted house that I have to walk into if i stay at work for too long.

>>22565803
make a fire and enjoy the morning calm after breakfast

>>22565837
It's fine, she can summon me back at any time.

>>22565803
>wake up
>desperately attempt to wiggle free from the deathgrip hug she has me in while she sleeps
>take a shower, at which point she enters as well, having woke up from lack of husband warmth
>lewd shower stuff follows because she insists on washing me herself

>>22565856
What is your waifu? That sounds very comfy.

>>22565850
Imagine getting summoned by a group of teenage demons and being contractually obligated to drive them around town, get them alcohol and help them get back at their bullies then contractually obligated to creampie them all

>>22565803
She gives me a quick wake-up blowjob before she goes off to work.

>>22565870
Haven't decided yet, but she's a big strongfat girl.

>>22565803
She has probably left to scout out the forest for food and lost travelers before I have even got up.

>>22565803
That's good art, anon! Who's the artist?

As for my wife, she wakes me up first thing in the morning and encourages me to work out with her before breakfast.

I call this one...
Ryuuketsu

>>22565459
A Banshee just a hair thinner than this would be perfect. Still stacked though, and child bearing hips.
>>22565568
They aren't literally in tears all the time. They just have a gloomy disposition, so expect them to say things like "Woe is me" and "It's just all so tiresome".
Also, appreciating a Banshee has an element where you want to make and protect her smile.

>>22565910
I like this more homely uniform.

>>22565945
Not lichanon but artist looks like ezzyecchi

>>22565792
Vampire counting bats

>>22565792
I'm going to second>>22565824

>>22565808
Granted. I'm sorry.
>>22565824
You're next.

What kind of clothes will make a guy look like a slut to monsters?

>>22565094
Ignore the retard, 90% chance it's the same guy posting 'furry trash' over and over again.

>>22565970
>>22565968
I cant seem to draw a loli face. I'm gonna stop wasting the image limit and work on faces for now. Sorry.

>>22566008
Long sleeved shirts with exposed forearms.

>>22566008
Clothes that enhance or show off the bulge

>>22566060
Hi Reimu
Bye Reimu

Ratas: Squirrels with Scandinavian accents

>>22565850
>tfw I'll never be summoned by MGs as their version of a "Succubus"

What's the point of living in hell if I can't even be summoned by desperate people who want something?

>>22566081
>Derpa derp, herden durden bork bork bork!

>>22563923
In MGE world. I bet politicians are no longer old crusty, pudgy, and lanky old men and women.

But are now younger, charming, youthful and better/good looking anime style looking boys and girls. Thanks to the effects and byproducts of monsterization, Mamono Mana and corruption.

>>22566099
This is my dream

>>22566105
>DERKA DERKA, DERKADERKASTAN

>>22566125
But what sort of political issues will they handle?

>>22566135
>Team America, but everyone's a monster girl. EVERYONE. Even the sharks and the panthers

Wikifag here, I'm done with Bamp's twitter.
http://imgbox.com/g/fsoTzmq3Zi
114 new images have been gathered.

>>22566099
But in most cases they would either expect you to be a sex god that will fix their life, or spill so much spaghetti they would solve the world hunger.

>>22566183
>Anubis belly dancer outfit
Yep, I’ll be taking that one

>>22565898
Lamia perhaps?

>>22565743
If you're gonna get ravaged, might as well make a buck at the same time, right?
>This post has been brought to you by your local tanuki

This is the ideal horse partner.

>>22566255
>This is the ideal partner.
ftfy

>>22566243
Just imagining them all stuffed full of cum and covered in fluids as my bicorn pimp wife takes us all home so they can become my official wives is good.

>>22566238
Was thinking something more bipedal, like a dragon or a valkyrie.

>>22565949
I don't feel confident saying I have a waifu, since there are several species I really like, but damn, every single time I see a Ryu I can feel the swelling in my chest thinking about how wonderful it would be to be with one. I'm really surprised they aren't more popular or maybe us ryufags are just less vocal?

>>22566307
Ryu are pretty well appreciated I’d say well I like them we just don’t have anyone who vocally waifus them, really.

>>22566307
They're okay but I'd get poached by shirohebi long before I saw them. It's the familiar/baphomet conundrum all over again.

Ok sure mamono Mana makes monsters a bit stronger than humans, but there's no way a sweet gentle Inari could overpower a grown man.

>>22566410
Mamanomana, son.

>>22566410
Why would anyone ever resist

>>22566410
Never. You would easily be able to overpower and pin her to the ground. Then forcefully having sex with her as you both moan out in pleasure. Dont worry about her tails wrapping around you.

>>22566425
No man escapes the mofu cage once it closes, though. You'll be stuck inside with her, cut off from the rest of the world.

>>22566452
Dont tell them the secrets anon! No one is supposed to know how strong their mofu cage is.

>>22566410
That's exactly why I'm gonna call one an old hag constantly, there's no way that this could backfire!

how do you access the garbage fanart gallery?

>>22566420
I wanna fuck that fox and her CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>22566584
You don't.

>>22565022
very tall and preferably very chocolate skinned

>>22565022
I don't like either of the MGE rabbits. I would rather have a Ropurotto Sabbath rabbit Witch.

>>22564103
>Or a lich going to a graveyard, resurrecting all the kids and whoring them out
Jesus. I'm like, 110% for the undead but that's a little messed up. People like you are why cremation is a thing.

How do I tell a salamander she's too low level to fight me without hurting her feelings?

>>22566765
Kiss her on the lips, then tongue sex, then tell her the bad news

You know it to be true among avian MGs.

>>22566854
>Ugly legs
>Small breasts
>Can't give proper handjobs
That's gonna be a nah from me, dawg.

>>22566854
does cloaca taste like pussy or ass?

>>22566875
Talons are very pretty, and those breasts aren't small.

>>22566877
Licking female genitalia is extremely gay, women have to service you not the other way around

>>22566889
Too small for my tastes. I like 'em real big

>>22566897
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>22566105
That Rata is flashing her floof!

RATA TAT TAT

>>22566980
Rats with Gats!

>>22566934
I'm a Taurus, and I definitely love my fellow cattle

Busty Kiki!

>>22566985
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

>>22566990
Mooooooooooooooooo, I say! Mooooooooooooooooooo!

>>22566995
Giga Milk!

>>22566934

>>22566854
Black Harpy was here, Tengu are lame.

This thread is undead. Let's liven it up a little.

>>22567543
Ok. I really love my wife! I love holding her! I love kissing her! I love doing everything with her! I am just so glad I found her and that I have gotten commissions of her.
I also love all of you guys as well! While it is rough at times these are easily my favorite threads. Very enjoyable to be in even if I am not wanted sometimes!

>>22567543
Liven it up with little undead girls?

>>22564712
“Pretty Snake~”

>>22567606
Why is there still no good "snake rebels" mods for xcom 2 after however many years it's been?

>>22567606
>furshit
Fuck off

>>22567579
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by digging up little dead girls and renaimating them into a harem?

>>22567682
I'm taking all these 'logs' they're throwing out, and I'm nailing them together.

>>22567744
Logs?

>>22567793
Don’t reply to the scatman. Report and ignore.

>>22566995
I need my kikis at least this chesty.

Smooch the next monster girl you see

>>22567877
>Run into jinko
>Commence smooch
And that's how I met their mother.

>"A Boy Love a Day helps keeps deter Mamono away."
>Order Priestess Trixie Varley

>>22567877
Lewd demons being lovestruck is too cute

>>22567926
Is her class dancer?

>>22567877
yes

>Let me grab those documents for you
>Oh no, sir, I seem to have dropped them...

>>22568031
Very slappable

>>22566420
the way he clothes cover up her entire body makes her look like an old granny

>>22566896
but how will you know your monster really does love you if all that is happening is you giving semen to her and not her taking semen from you?

>>22567579
i want to impregnante/cumflate all kinds of undead girls and make them addicted to it

>>22567877
i guess i'm smooching this, then

>>22568071
I like my monsters this pregnant.

>>22568084
how many babies do you think this lich is carrying? do you think she can get pregnant with more babies after giving birth to a some of them afterwards while waiting for the rest of the babies to develop a little longer inside her? pregnancy must be maintained for undead girls like liches

>>22568090
Twins or triplets.
And no, I don't think she can do concurrent pregnancies.
But yes, all undead monster girls, or monster girls in general, should be kept pregnant.

>>22568108
do monster girls do stuff like this for men? i prefer they help me find the right kind of girl to find rather than being them.

>>22563923
Doughragon!

>>22568162
>do monster girls do stuff like this for men?
If they're interested in you, yes. And once a monster girl has you on her radar, there's no coming off of it

>>22568162
>i prefer they help me find the right kind of girl to find rather than being them.
I don't understand.

>>22568163
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>22568071
Holy fuck pregnant monsters are hot.

>>22568165
well, that sucks for her. she has to change who she is in order to be with me

>>22568168
i would not change my appearance to a girl's liking so why should i let a girl do that to MY liking. it's better to find a girl who is already to my liking

>>22568163
Doughy Wights fattened up on cakes

>>22568162
>>22568176
So you want them to help you find a girl right for you, but you don't want a girl that's right for you. That makes no fucking sense.

>>22568173
bet you want to see these monsters really pregnant too, huh. imagine going to the undead kingdom being built for impregnating in front of sexually aggressive zombies and what not.

>>22568202
wait, i'm trying to say that i don't want a girl who's changing herself to my liking but i want a girl who already is

What happens to friendly neighbourhood condom salesmen in MG realms?

>>22568223
the condoms are compromised and the mgs know it

>>22568223
Hard time.

>>22568262
The one on the right!

>>22568208
Yes! I would very much like to impregnate both.

>>22568216
>Rejecting a girl loves you so much she'll become anything you want because she's desperate to be yours
Well luckily for you, no girl would want to be with your sorry ass

>>22568286

I want a Lilim, Dragon, Pharaoh, and Baphomet to dom me tenderly, then take me ballroom dancing.

>>22568343
>that combo
You the guy who would sometimes harem post about them?

>>22568299
i hope you get raped by a hellhound for hurting my feelings

>>22568371
Yes. Haven't replied in like a year and a half though.

>>22568418
Alive... dead... I'm the guy with the gun.

>>22568378
I hope you get raped by a unicorn.

>>22568424
i hope you get raped by an umi-osho

>>22568454
OK.

Love the bug.

>>22568462

One man one wife!

>>22568467
she's icky and i bet her pussy is sticky

>>22568478

>>22568478
one man six wives and 1 daughteru EACH! a harem of 12!

>>22568381
Good to see you're still around. It's a comforting feeling when old regulars come back and you always did have good taste.

>>22568418
The undead must be THICK

>>22568486
lets see...
>Demon + Demon daughteru
>Hellhound + lil heckwan
>Lich + zombie daughteru
>Raiju + smol weasel girl
>Cheshire + weeaboo werecat
>Bicorn + Greila sabbath unicorn
yeah, i'm thinking this is based.

>>22568495
The THICCest

>>22568478
Yes, I agree.

Cumming inside a loli Wight that can't get pregnant yet is the best.

>>22568501
i want to make her super-pregnant with 4 kids

>>22568499
How did the bicorn end up with an unicorn daughter?

>>22568508
because my dick dictates so.

>>22568478
Based.

>>22568501
They're preparing for extra large litters!
The undead horde comes!.....in about 9 months and 16 years.

>>22568508
Because

>>22568508
I like to imagine that it's common for bicorns to have fraternal bicorn / unicorn twins (maybe one fetus soaks up all the "contaminated" bicorn mana thus leaving the other fetus with just "pure" unicorn energy).

Looks like it's boar again tonight.

Fuck foxes.

>>22568491
Thanks. I haven't really posted since being being diagnosed schizo, I've not been in good health. Anyway enough blogging. I also want my Dragon wife to grab me and fly with me. Sex in the sky!

would you rather 2v1 a kikimora with a shoggoth or get 1v2'd by a shoggoth and a kikimora in bed?

>>22568633
The former

>>22568643
so would you fuck a kiki in her pussy while the shog anal fucks her and ejaculates your cum you stored in her into the kikimora?

>>22568617
Ouch, hang in there dude. Sex in the sky is something everyone with a dragon wife should try at some point. I'd try something similar with my Wock wife, even if I am scared of heights.

>>22568648
I would fuck the kiki in her pussy, lotus position, while I hold her.
Shog fucks kiki's ass, sending a tentacle all the way up her digestive tract into her mouth with the tentacle protruding from the kiki's mouth.
Jabberwock looking on is impressed and starts taking notes.

>>22568648
Shog and kiki harem sounds really comfy. Would love to have kiki lay onto of shoggy so they can kiss and molest each other while I fuck their pussies.

>Walking towards house one day with groceries in hand
>Black harpy swoops down and steals them
>You start a futile chase after her
>Second black harpy swoops down and steals you
>You get carried off to their aerie
>Gangraped by four black harpies
Not a bad fate honestly. Harpy harem is underrated.

>>22568564
こんこん

>>22568708
Gangrape's about the only thing that would make me accept a harem

>>22566008
tucked in casual office shirt with one edge hanging out

>>22568708
That sounds nice, but do I get my groceries back?

>>22568796
Not a chance. A couple harpies in the background are just gonna rummage through, take what they like, and make fun of you for having bad taste in foods. Whatever they don't like will probably just get thrown to the ground a 100-200 feet below

>>22568708
Grocery trips are hazardous in MGE

>>22566691
Would cremation be looked down on in the undead kingdoms or would it just be "well, your a ghost instead of a zombie now"

>>22568262
>tfw recognize this reference

God damn it.