/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22534587

>>22534596
Dumblims not wanted, serious spacefarers only

>>22534609

>>22534624

Fuck maids.

>>22534646
Only if they do a good job.

>>22534624
shitlim

>>22534646
Fuck nuns

>>22534700
Fuck fish nuns

Lims are boring

>>22534721
At least they aren't gay like pic related

>>22534700
OK.

>>22534727
>posting furry

I you are afraid of hellhounds you can temporarily disable them by attacking thier ears

>>22534726
You take that back right now.

>>22534734
Is this better?

>>22534752
Yes, thank you.

>Momster keeps pestering you to visit your lonely auntie

I wanna be held in the arms of a big strong Hellhound!

BUNNY C___Y

>>22534760
>But both of you are shut ins and would rather play that new mmo especially since you have both of you have teamed with a friend you met online

>>22534761
I wonder how many times a waiter at a breakfast place hears that

>>22534740
No.

>>22534768
Same, but doesn't have to be a Hellhound as long as she's big and strong. Even better if she's a gentle dom.

Touch the cow, do it now

>>22534816
Is it okay to touch the cow with my penis?

>>22534816
I'm gonna touch her

>>22534740
>>22534802
Tomorrow's headline: Deadly gunfight erupts in the streets of lower Lescatie

Tonight is Krampusnacht. Have you all been good boys?

>>22534794
>Sis, for fuck's sake, do you want to spend all day playing that game when my son comes over?
>I know you mentioned some lad you met there, but come on, he can't be that good for you.
>...
>...wait, what's his nick again?
>Nononono, nothing wrong, never mind.
>...you know what, now that I think about it, that guy you met in the game doesn't sound like a bad guy. Maybe you could meet up with him?

>>22534844
>participants suffered severe wounds to their egos

>>22534878
>Both join same raid and use mics
>Anon constantly getting hit on and bribed to give his location for some loot
>Auntie defending him and getting ridiculed by raid members that Anon will never fuck her
>They clear final boss and start arguing over loot distribution
>Over the comms the raid hears moaning and wonders who's it from
>Anon and auntie
>Distinct wet slapping sound can be heard as desperate raid members start whiteknighting for anon and try to get him to come over their house and fuck them

Plenty of wonder completely normal human women await you in Zipan.

>>22534924
But I want a monster girl, not a human woman

>>22534924
Very normal.

Fat fucking

>>22534954
...cat!

>>22534949
Cute Ushi.
>>22534954
>>22534961
I want to give a Cheshire catnip.

>>22534950
Utterly, with nothing suspicious about them at all.

>>22534950

>>22534965
>give a cheshire catnip
>she starts acting very dignified, proper and modest instead of going even more unhinged

>>22534961
>Ma’am are you aware you’re a cat?

>>22534973
Cursed image.

>>22534973
Delete this.

>>22534997
Is it?

>>22534997
Goddammit anon why did you have to remind me

>>22534924
why is she white, she should be superior japanese race. i'm just joking, don't take it seriously

>>22534977
why did i draw this a while back, lmao

I want an elf to bully me because I can't even draw the string back on her bow

>>22535089
Do you want her to call you a pathetic human?

>>22535087
This just feels so wrong for some reason.

>>22535094
That's because with six limbs and a pair of wings that is obviously an insect.

>>22535089
I want an elf to bully me with her tits.

>>22535089
Why, are you not strong enough?

>>22535099
Oh, you're right.

>>22535102
I need an adult!

>>22535110
She is an adult.

>>22535087
Cute Dragon

>>22535094
>dragon wearing a girl as a hat

>>22535104
>Muscle elf
I see that and raise you a muscle slime.

>>22535092
Only if she also plays with my spoon ears

>>22535139
>muscle slime
How does that work

>>22535127
I mean a different adult!

>>22535150
Corn starch.

>>22534990
It is funny when the girl doesn't even know she has been monsterized. When a lolibaba sorceress who is known to flirt with men is turned into a witch, a loli monster girl that flirts with men, how are even her family and friends supposed to tell that she's been monsterized?

>>22535087
Looks fun to bully and even more fun to hug

>>22535179
No I don't.

>>22534961
time to fug the chub

>>22535172
That's kind of the whole point of majin types, like an incubus not realizing if he is one or not if he's lived in a green demon realm for a long time, you need to be a monster or someone extremely sensitive to detecting mana to tell if they are monsterized or not.

>>22535199
Based.

>>22535099
Insects have two pairs of wings though...

>>22535129
Dragons in silly hats!

>>22535212
Where is her uniform

Would a helicopter mom monsterized into a Dragon be the most doting monster girl? Helicopter moms and Dragons are both awfully protective of their treasure.

>>22535212
Gimme 4 of those kikis

>>22535218
Being a magician would be a great way to avoid being raped, moment they start trying something you ask them to pick a card and they get so engrossed in the magic trick you can buy some time to escape

>>22535094
It’s the draconian claws coming from the human arms.

I like griffons.

>>22535172
>’How are you feeling today?’
>”Oh you know. Same as usual.”
>She says as she bats her newly fuzzy ear with her new paw

>>22535220
That is her uniform by her master's order either to please him or convince his childless son to breed. Parents can sometimes get demanding about grandkids.

>>22535218
Wurms are made for merciless bullying.

>>22535004
I need a devil gf.
Why is there so much demon content and little devil stuff.
A devil should always get her due.

>>22535179
Nothing better than muscle chicks with huge tits

>>22535253
i too love griffons

>>22535273
why are her tails steamy

>>22535278
Unga Bunga girls are nice.

>>22535150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Qu8uen8iU

>>22535300
You just know.

>>22535293
i prefer my unga bunga to be wolves

>>22535320

>>22535293

>>22535320
>>22535328
>You have alerted a pack.

>>22535328
>>22535337
>>22535346
I want to be kidnapped by a tribal monster.

>>22535276
DEVIL!
CUTE DEVIL PUNS!
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!

>>22535346
perfect
>>22535337
also very exceptional to the point where it's a first come first served deal
>>22535349
same

>>22535293
They don't need to be unga girls

>>22534916
>butthurt Anubis who can't into videya spergs out and throws her headset.
>starts AWOOOOOing bitterly
>she doesn't realize the other players can hear her tantrum
>Yeti and kobold are cackling on the other end

>>22535357

>>22535362
unga life has it's perks though

>>22535256
I can imagine a easygoing girl who doesn't really think much of anything acting like nothing really, really strange is happening. The girl one day wakes up a Hellhound and finds that her pajamas are now torn from not fitting her anymore and she just thinks of it as a growth spurt. She then sees her paws and and sighs, remembering that she was warned she'd mutate if she hung around that mad scientist a lot. When she sees her new skin and eyes in the mirror she is frustrated that even if she were to adjust her clothes to fit, they wouldn't look good on her anymore and so the first thing to do is buy new clothes. She picks out whatever looks least bad on her and makes adjustments and with her new temporary outfit and money she goes shopping, not paying any attention to the looks she is getting from people around her.

What are some monster girl dance moves?

>>22534997
I looked at this shit for a full minute before i realized what was wrong
die anytime

>>22535212
jeebuz

>>22535413
I refuse.

>>22535377
I want to be the breeding slave of an unga bunga hellhound.

Fat lim.

You're getting fit for when the portals open on the eve of 2020 ya?

At least playing Ring Fit for ya?

>>22535450
This kiki looks so content, so happy.
The pic as a whole has this feeling of coziness and warmth that never fails to make me feel a bit better, even though it doesn't necessarily provoke any lewd thoughts.

>Good morning.
>We're with the Zipanguan Ministry of Human Development.
>There has been a report of an unattached bachelor in the area.
>Please be advised that harboring an undocumented single male is a crime.

>>22535374
Maybe she should get gud and become an auntie on her own.

>>22535563
I'm waiting for the right girl!

>>22535554
Walking is an exercise.

>>22535563
>The MG harboring your bachelor in hiding ass answers the door
>Says she is your very recent girlfriend
>they ask for the GF documentation that she doesn't have
>Asks for proof or they'll be bringing you both in
>Immediately grabs your dick and starts sucking you off in front of government stooges
>They smile and affirm that this is enough evidence, close the door and leave
>Tell the MG that they're gone and she can stop
>But it's too late, the rapelust is raging now
>YOU ARE RAPED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpaT28qMfis

Pick your banshee flavor.

>old mgs that use antiquated words or words that mean something different today .

>>22535377
What are the perks that being a modern househusband doesn't have?

>>22535697
How antiquated? Is she still saying Groovy or does she say "Prithee Sirrah?"

>>22535680
Yes

>>22535697
Boner

>>22535702
being allowed to make fires and not having the sounds of traffic or tainted air in the day and evening

>>22535680
Rakdos banshee please

>>22535727
Big wives and little husbands are cute.

>>22535717
Telling people how gay you were last night.

>>22535736
It is unnatural. God made men bigger than women for a reason.

>>22535740
Oh I see.
>>22535748
Well thank god I'm an atheist.

>>22535736
i don't have that going with my wife sadly but she does have a big meaty tail

>>22535748
If that is so, then this is no God of mine.

>>22535752
>i don't have that going with my wife sadly
What's stopping you?

>>22535759
she's shorter

>>22535765
You can probably use potions to temporarily make her taller or take a shota potion though.

>>22535748
>God made men bigger than women for a reason.
God made human men bigger than human women.

>>22535731
Living in the countryside is an option too.

Wikifag here, early report, I'm done with Bamp's stuff from July 2017 to July 2018. I heard that Twitter might be going down the shitter soon, so I'm trying to get the waifufags archived as soon as possible.
22 new images. Mostly cute anubis stuff and some gazer art, as always.

>>22535770
i'm very not into being a little boy

>>22535775
Based Demon Lord.
>>22535779
>I heard that Twitter might be going down the shitter soon
I don't follow Twatter and I'm not up to date, what's the news?

>>22535788
Killing lewds, 2D ones too. Might be a bullshit, but better be safe.

The main problem with monster girls is that I can't use them to secure the existence of my people and a future for white children.

>>22535819
What about white monster girls?

>>22535779
Looking forward to it.

>>22535749

>>22535819
Plenty of monsters are white. Although that does make me wonder what skin colors that boys born from some monsters would have. Would an incubi born from a hellhound be black?

>>22535866

>>22535871
>monsterboys
Nope

>>22535880
>int.png

>>22535870
Who are the most euphoric monsters?

>>22535882
>monsterboys
Incubi are human you dumb fuck.

>>22535886
>euphoric
Are we ever getting that word back?

>>22535886
Lich

>>22535890
No, just like how we can't be dandy fops or use rainbows without it meaning something else.

>>22535882
Monsters will eventually be able to give birth to incubi. My question still stands though. Would the skin color of a monster have any bearing on her incubus son?

>>22535886

>>22535902
If you go by corresponding ethnicity, probably.
I subscribe to the idea that incubi would inherit at the least some of the marks and nature of their mothers. A few facial scales, magic power, weird skin color, whatever.
Such ideas usually trigger Fuck Off-anon.

what would happen if you fingered a mermaid's gills?

>>22535916
It would be extremely painful.

>>22535886
Flying spaghetti girl

>>22535902
>Grey skin and red eyes for Hellhound incubi
VULKAN LIVES.

>>22535916
But that mermaid has no gills.

>>22535911
You can headcanon it sure, but KC has made it clear that incubi are visually indistinguishable from ordinary humans.

>>22535929
But that's boooooriiiiiing

>>22535934
Tough shit.

>>22535934
Shucks, chuck.

>>22535819
Everyone in 2D looks 2D, no need for race stuff here.

>>22535934
i don't want any cosmetic changes from being an incubi

>>22535929
His description is that you become Rance but still get to be [You], and don't have to change anything about yourself because monsters don't much care if you're ugly or a shitty person.
Unless of course you're such a weak/fat/disabled fuck that you can't fuck. Then you get fixed up to Rance+[You] and nothing has to happen to you permanently.
Of course, he wrote it that way so the tasteless bastards who drink up formulaic doujins and treat every template as some sort of singular entity don't think they have to be a monsterboy or change who they are.
He has written in a few dozen ways that you can if you feel like it, particularly the default forms of chaos husbands and all the weird spells that allow you to mindswap or wereform or turn into putty.

>>22523040

Another one done, sorry I've been so slow（　´∀｀）

Lazy sneks.

>>22535953
>monsters don't much care if you're ugly or a shitty person
Sort of. While they may take pity on people who who do shitty things because of shitty circumstances, they don't go for people who are shitty things just for the lulz.

>>22535953
I mean he spelled it out pretty plainly.
The chaos race ones are the only ones that could be considered non-temporary, but that's their niche. Everything else is elective and temporary.

Boxes full of mofu.

>>22535990
>The chaos race ones are the only ones that could be considered non-temporary
Except they can change back and forth at will.

>>22535993
You know what I mean, they're always there to some degree and that's likely the "assumed" state for them.

What’s the best way to keep my job when a apophis does a hostile takeover of a pharaoh’s company?

>Post Demon lord victory's world most dangerous profession: Apophis venom milker

>>22536016
Wouldn't that just be a secondary capacity of dentists?

Alps don't make any sense. But then they're not the only thing that doesn't make sense in MGE, so it would be biased to single out them specifically.

>>22536016
>most dangerous profession
Just marry an apophis and ask her to pour a little venom into a cup for thousands of dollars

>>22536031
I just don't understand why gay men can Alp but lesbians can't become men.

>>22536031
They're super simple.
If you are gay and want to be the little girl, you get to suck cock. Wish fulfilled.
The fact that the derived demon fits with succubi and incubi is just convenient.

>>22536041
Because fuck lesbians.
Literally and figuratively

>>22536042
>you get to suck cock.
But diamond trumparts already exist.

>>22536041
Just fuck them until they're straight, simple.
Gay women can still have babies if they meet a guy, gay guys can't.
So they become women and the baby production stays maximized.

>>22536041
Because the setting is about monster girls

>>22536041
Because KC doesn't care for FtM, obviously Which is perfectly natural

If a non-rapey monster's courtship doesn't bring results, how likely is she to think she's being a creep?

>>22536061
If she wants to shove her tongue up your ass like an Akaname, then I'm going to make sure she feels like a creep.

>>22536053
>KC doesn't care for FtM
Which is good, makes being a fan of his stuff easier, lack of canon makes head canon easier since I'm not gonna share my waifu with another dude or become a monster and do yuri

What does this face mean?

>>22536119
>I have two personalities
>Purest girl you will ever meet
>and
>TWISTED FUCKING GANG RAPIST

>>22536131
What happens if they fusion dance? A tricorn?

>>22536138
That's a hat, anon.

>>22536131
Wow, rude.

>>22536139
Bicorn is a type of hat too.

>>22536139
Unicorn and Bicorn in tricorns eating popcorn

>>22536158
Bicorn in a bicorne and Unicorn in a unicorne with "dunce" written on it.

Tall fairies!

>>22535697
>I worry that my husband is a bit too gay. He needs some straight dick. His troubles won’t go away on their own

>>22535945
I'd rather remain human, but that's what monster girls who don't infuse with darkness are for.

Which monster girls are so harmless that they can even be trusted with babysitting little boys during mating season?

>>22536063
that's one way to get your postage licked

>>22536067
Are you a ftm?

>>22536167
Must be something in the water.

Sandwurms. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they go everywhere.

>>22536184
What if they learn a good trick by spinning?

>>22536210
>Fairies learn of Spin and Infinite Rotation
Dear fucking god what have you done

>>22536167
those won't fit in my pants

>>22536167
where did i put that titania shrink ray

>>22536218
I meant to quote
>>22536202
But spinning fairies would be fun.

>>22536223
Is that a challenge?

>>22536256
i'm not sure i want it to be

>>22536167

Titania is too soft. What will she do if someone bullies her otouto, kindly ask them to stop?

>>22536277
I would let a shortstack titania bully my dick.

>>22536181
yeah but that's not relevant to these threads only brought it up cause that other dude

>>22536283
i would let small fairies bully my dick

>>22536277
Titania nee-san!

>>22536283
I would let a /fit/ania bully my dick.

>>22536283
what about a tall titania? taller than you?

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>22536298
what's the appeal of these desert monsters? seems kinda corny to me

>>22536305
Classy royalty.

>>22536305
Extreme style points.

>>22536305
They're queens.

>>22536313
WE

>>22536305
A Pharaoh is only interesting if you're her direct descendant.

>>22536317
WUZ

>>22536319
And her descendant, Anon, is protected by a team of ancient mummy guardians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g

>>22536319
What if she's currently possessing that nice Order girl?

>>22535945
What if that was the one caveat to having a mg waifu?

>momster comes into your room while you're at school to clean up
>there's books and magazines all over the floor
>"Oh my, what a mess. Just what has that boy been reading…Wha?! M-mega Momster Mammaries, Momster & Me: B-buttslut Edition, How to Breed Your Momster for Dummies, Oedipus E-erotica?!"
>she hears the front door open and a "Mom, I'm home."

Cooking stuff on Hellhound's abs

>>22536345
They only get that hot if you're having sex.
This makes cooking both difficult and messy.

>>22536337
depends on the degree of change

Little snek.

>>22536364
I dunno, just something you really dont like.

>>22536338
The easy explanation is that Grandmomster gave them to me.

I want a hellhound to give me third degree burns with her flames

>>22536305
They're cute

>>22536338
Daddy is getting his belt out, I don't share.

>>22536355
That's the fun part

>>22536384
Anon, that's mean.

>>22535276
The profile kind of makes it seem like a devil will never truly love you, even if they never break the facade.

>>22536402
Eros-sama spies on young couples instead of doing her duties!

>>22536305
I like black chicks.

What monster makes the best daughteru not for lewd

>>22536420
Kobold.

>Playing Bangles in front of Pharaoh and Anubis just to get a raise out of them

>>22536338
This sounds like something most momsters would expect to find. Try a stash with magazines like Strongwoman Monthly, latest issue featuring interview with powerlifting gold medalist Sally M. Anders and plenty of pictures and see the surprise.

>>22536428
I can see Pharaoh loving it ans Anubutt scowling.

>>22536305
dark cunny

>>22536420
Slime would probably be pretty easy to take care of

>>22536418
Is she expecting her slave to put sunscreen on her?

>>22536338
I bet she planted those there for him to find in the first place

Bra on/panties off > bra on/panties on > bra off/panties on > bra off/panties off

>>22536447
Bra off/ panties in mouth > all

>>22536432
>Anubutt
Imagine that butt of hers swaying to music along with her big fluffy tail swishing about

>>22536418

>>22536433

>>22536426
hmmm

>>22536480
He said not for lewd.

Dog kobold or lizard kobold?

>>22536496
Lizard kobolds embody everything terrible about /tg/ and the scalefags that inhabit it

>>22536496
lizard

>>22536459
She'd stop when she realised someone was looking at her butt swaying. Luckily she's come up with a foolproof plan to get people's eyes off it. The new human invention "jeans" should be able to cover it, of course she had to get ones with the legs cut off because then they'd get too hot. No way will anyone realise she has a big butt in those.

Fuck lizards. I'd the dog girl any day

>>22536429
>your momster starts lifting weights on a daily basis now
Enjoy your musclemom

>>22535809
These things never show up right on my display. This is one of those images where the thumbnail and the full image are different right?

>>22536496
Both at the same time,I wanted a dog with scales

>>22536496
Dogs is the only correct answer.

>>22536480

>>22536447
>bra on
>not letting the girls bounce free

>>22536418
that's brown tho

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a shota's single momster basically a fiance? It has been said that monster girls raise little boys into husbands for themselves.

>>22535901
When I was young I used to say Rainbow was my favorite color because I didn’t want to pick. I stopped in middle school but I wonder how many people think I’m gay.

>>22536522
Make it a cynognathus girl

>>22536537
That's what I like to believe, but I'm sure there are some monsters that would rather see their sons find other girls to marry. Would mostly depend on how the boy views his relationship with his adopted momster. The more powerful his mom boner, the more likely his momster is to reciprocate those feelings.

P'orc roast

>>22536530
This
Assuming the breasts have the perfect balance of perk and sag

>>22536551
A Doppelganger momster can easily find out who her son wants by casting the spell that changes her into the woman of his desires. A misunderstanding occurs when she mistakenly believes that she is the one he wants because she saw no change when in fact the woman he wants is her twin sister AKA his aunster.

I wanna get lost in fluffy tails forever.

>>22536558

>>22536597
WAAAAAAAAGH!

>>22536549
Very cute

>>22536573
>A Doppelganger momster can easily find out who her son wants by casting the spell that changes her into the woman of his desires.
She'd probably be concerned if she tried that and the mirror showed her a mean looking delinquent.

>>22536573
>your perfect woman is someone who looks just like your mom
Why not both?

>>22536597
I need lots of meaty breeding sows.

>>22536420
Zombie dragons

>>22536420
Demon.

>>22536613
What do you do when you have more Orcs under your control than you're able to properly breed like after single handedly toppling the invading Orc horde by stratagem or accident? Do you use the extras as soldiers?

Mofu.

>>22536576
>Ryu-San is still a little upset that Her childhood friend Shirohebi attendant found a husband before her
>but being able to dote on her two nieces make up for it

>>22536626
>She makes you sign a contract before she does chores to ensure her allowance is fair

Which MG could pull off pigtails as a hair style?

>>22536626
>Demon
>non-lewd daughteru

>>22536641
Ganbare, Ryu-san!

>>22536061
>Non-rape courtship
I want to see a hellhound dared to try it.

>>22536602
>showed her a mean looking delinquent.
Honestly that sounds hilarious and then when the mom meets her the delinquent is nice

>>22536402
Everything has a price anon

What are you supposed to do if your girlfriend tells your momster
>Anon calls me mommy too

>>22536669
Really now?

>>22536637
Imagine a P'orc Waaagh. Just imagine it

>>22536651
that demon looks successful at something

>>22536679
Just how far are you willing to go for a mg waifu?

>>22536640
i want her to kill me with that sword

>>22536679
Cutenuki

>>22536447
Where’s the option for nothing but knee socks and elbow length gloves?

I wonder if hellhounds have hot milk

>>22536648
Hey that's just being a good father and getting her used to contracts

>>22536693
I like the idea of P'Orcs getting bigger as they grow in power.

>>22536637
Just keep the extras around as personal helpers around your house. Even though there'd be too many to breed there would still be loyal pigs that can be used to do various chores meaning it'd give you more time to spend with your personal favorite porcs. Who knows maybe if they do their jobs well enough they could be rewarded by being swapped with one of your personal sows and bred in their place instead for once.

>>22536597
Every P'Orc in my hoard must be this thick at minimum.

>>22536708
Perfect for right before sleep!

>>22536292
Only if she still has big titties.

>>22536705
Good outfit for a wight.

>>22536693
I feel completely out of the loop here because I know neither what a "P'orc" or "Waaagh" is. I assume "P'orc" means pregnant Orc because there is always talk of breeding 'em.

>>22536737
P'orc is pig orc since Japan has more pig like orcs

>>22536737
P'orc means pig orc which conveniently is a play on the word pork, which is pig meat.

I don't know what the other means though.

>>22536737
"P'orc" refers specifically to Japanese style orcs which are pigmen, it's used to differentiate them from western style (Warhammer/Warcraft) orcs.

"Waaaagh" is a Warhammer reference, among other things it means a horde of orks going to war.

>>22536729
she has huge tits that'll force you to want to fuck

>When you're another pro wrestler type getting isekai'd
>Stuck in the middle of the goddamned woods, no less, with an RPG monotone voice telling you that you can internalize your mana better than cast spells
>Whatever that means
>There's an 'ufufu' type laugh, though it's more guttural than normal. A hulking bear girl leering at you with lust in her eyes.
>You're honestly not in the mood for this shit, and it takes a few head slaps to get the voice to shut up for now.
>The bear girl starts swinging at you, and it's taking everything to block her blows. Mary and Joseph is she strong.
>Gotta be stronger. Gotta be faster. You think to yourself.
>Her mood changes when you're actually able to push back against her, if only somewhat.
"You... Monk?"
>Tell yourself SCREW IT and put her in a head lock, clenching your cheeks and jumping as high as you think you can. Hell, you just want to make like Stone Cold Steve Austin and Stunner her.
>Instead, you're flying into the air like that old cartoon Samurai who said he could "Jump good", spinning, no less.
>Bear girl is getting dizzy and complaining, screw it, go for Gold.
>Toss her up and grab her legs, putting her upside down as you fly back towards the earth below you.
>You could swear you look like some weird anime or fighting game character as you slam her head first into the ground splayed eagle in a suppression hold from you
>Fucking book it while she's out cold, praying to whatever higher power is out there that you can get home soon
>Your fucking face when you wake up from sleeping against a tree some miles away later that evening and now there's a group of no less than five bear girls, blushing and fidgeting, having heard of your fight with their "sister", wanting you to wrestle them as well. Though you're not entirely sure they mean it in a non-lewd way.

>>22536761
I like orkz cause they are more fun than grimdark.

>>22536777
wtf did i just read

>>22536777
>pro wrestler type getting isekai'd
Like 5 years ago I suggested something like this and got called an edgelord.

Let's be perfectly honest here. Most of you would spill your spaghetti hard if you ever met your waifu

>>22536830
No shit, she better find crippling shyness sexy.

>>22536830
yeah it's exactly why I would never get a waifu

>>22536830
I could hold it together better than a bunyip up until the heavy constriction part. Also the part with them being very attentive lovers; maintaining eye contact while she uses me could get me.

Bunyips are sexy.

>>22536650
Yeti.

>>22536650
Troll.

>>22536847
I guess you gotta hope for a girl that takes action first or find a way to get her on top of you without you opening your mouth.

>>22536830
i'd probably just stare at her from a distance

>>22536883
Surely you gotta try to woo her before someone else gets that idea. Even if it means making yourself look like a fool in front of her

>>22536861
Do you think the yeti paws would make the blowjob amazing or terrible?

>>22536891
but she's kuu

>>22536899
Terrible

>>22536830
I'm a bit of a powerslut so if I find her I'm beneath notice anyway or I'm already being kidnapped.

>>22536874
I wish artists drew more Troll with long hair

>>22536830
what if she spills hers first?

>>22535328
>When you can identify an artist by the way they draw chub
Come back to pornographic manga, Fukumaaya

>>22536921
Awkward silence for the next 15 minutes

>>22536930
Such hospitality.

>>22536777
What?

>>22536830
I don't have or deserve a waifu so I'd be as I am now.

Exquisitely empty.

>>22536830
She's a rapist who lives in a ditch, I'll be screaming and cursing but the only thing I'll be spilling is seed

>>22536777
This was retarded but also enjoyable. I don't understand why I liked it so much.

>SpaceX launches payload of 'muscle mice

>>22536930
Nuns are always welcoming.

>>22536936
>lamia finds the anon she's been looking for ever since the portals opened
>she planned and rehearsed the ideal first encounter dozens of times in advance
>immediately coils around him
>"Finally caught you! So cute, and, a-and-"
>she falters after noticing his erection
>the spaghetti starts to flow
>all she can manage to do is awkwardly cling to him in silence

Borgar.

>>22536979
There should be more monster burg art.

>>22536972
Sex is all the communication needed.

>>22535916
Don't

>>22536982
I'd like to cuddle with remilia but even in my fantasies she calls me gross

>>22536998
Call

>>22536998
What's the worst that could happen?

Spooky month is over guys, but this ghost girl is still haunting me, what should I do?

>>22537039
pour salt on her while chanting "ghosts a shit!"

Do you like no nipples?

>>22537039
Call an expert

>>22537048
What would I suck on during sex?

>>22537048
>no milkies
truly heretical

>>22537039
eat her ghost flavored panties

>>22537048
But then what am I supposed to suckle on?

>>22536409
What makes you think that?>>22536409

>>22537048
Yeah, but nipples magically show up when she's horny

bully muscular girls. i dare you

>>22537070
>Hey buff bot, maybe you'd have actual tits if you didn't do cardio all the time.

Totally safe.