/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why are nuns so hot?

Maids are olev

>Lovesick Jinko building a snow model of her dream husband
Cute!

Grope Yaya's yayas

>>22524902
Damn, he's a thicc boi

>>22524900

>>22524904
who's yaya? an aya with a y? or a yay with an a?

>>22524905
She likes boys she can wo-manhandle. Or maybe she’s not done yet

>>22524944
Yaya is what you call your grandmother

>>22524952
can i call an unagi joro a yaya?

>>22524944
>who's yaya?
A cute plump Yeti.

It is a weird choice of name, though.

what do you guys look like? what monster would favor based on your looks?

>>22524952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFVzZtjz3aA
or a cute doll

>>22524966
Regular-ass dude? Any that aren’t looking for a fighter a la Salamanders I guess.

i wanna see my fish dancing in an apsara outfit

>>22524966
>what do you guys look like?
a less gay bruce vilanch

>>22524966
i have curly hair, evil villian eye brows, a mustache, a beard, some long eyelashes, and i'm brown.
i guess a manticore? they're from the desert so their familiar with brown people and lions can have curly hairso she can relate to me

That one Anon last thread talking about older women made me remember why I like them so much as well. Younger women tend to be overly emotional and prone to attachment even if your long term relationship will end up being toxic and bad for both of you. Meanwhile, an old fox is clever, and will wait for you to come to her. Since she already knows how to push all of your buttons and will do it expertly until you're nothing more than putty in her hands.

>>22524966
>what monster would favor based on your looks?
Desperate one

>>22524988
Well it’s not like the “relationships going sour” thing is a problem in MGE.
Assuming you’re with monsters that is.

>>22524966
decemt face, slightly fit and white
none in particular

>>22524990
gremlins, red caps, and hellhounds are ugly but you see them get fucked all the time, right? don't think only desperate mamono will want to rape you!

>>22524966
Back in my youth, I looked like an uglier version of the lead singer from Los Lonely Boys. Now I just look like an uglier Kosaku Kawajiri. As for what monster would favor that, it's not something I think about.

what monster makes steam come out of her body like a naked woman in heat in a really unrealistic doujin?

>>22524966
The nose of a virgin, but the chin of a chad; tall, but too skinny
I don't know

>>22524966
Are there girls who like a guy with a slight smile on his face at all times while still looking unkempt and lazy?

>>22525025
Sylphs, Djinns, or possibly one of the fire beasties.

>>22525012
Redcaps and Hellhounds accomplish this by also being aggressive as fuck while I don't have the balls to even start up a conversation.

what mamono would be called a newfag if she tried to post here?

>>22524966
Whoever would like them extra sticc,

>>22525044
>The Unicorn Courtship
>vs
>The Hound Kabedon

>>22525061
Possibly an Ocelomeh. Or whatever is the newest addition to the lineup.

>>22524962
Ayaya.

>>22525081
Hellhounds just sling their chosen husbands over their back cavewoman style.

>>22525061
imagine if they came here and we didn't know about it
>cc clueless to 4chan culture tries to hit on anons and gets told to fuck off for roleplaying
>automaton banned for suspicious bot behavior
>an alp merely existing in the thread inspires frothing rage in everyone

>>22524962
>plump
There's not an ounce of fat on her, Anon.

>>22524988
I'd rather fuck a cute obaa-san over some dumb thot any day.

>>22525061
For some reason, I'm inclined to say "weresheep."

>>22525137
The only time I would ever consider dicking a loli is if she were exactly this level of smug and dominating.

>>22525160
You should be always willing to dick a loli. Otherwise you just have shit taste.

Unicorns wearing virgin-killer sweaters

>>22525160
Why is Yupiel so perfect?

>>22525061
Wurms

>>22525200
i'd take shit taste over prison

>>22525217
get out and never come back

>>22524988
For me, the wise anon in the previous thread was the one who said lolis are for gentle fucking, there would be nothing better than having a younger girl be putty in your hands.

>>22525215
Unicorns wearing t-shirts with very lewd writing on them.

Unicorns unaware of what they say.

Unicorns unaware of how their huge breasts stretch out these t-shirts.

>>22524966
I'm a short ugly spic that looks like pic related.

>>22525225
>delusions of authority

>>22525247
It most likely the faggot spammer from the other thread that screams about hating loli then false flags and claim these threads are only for loli.

>>22525261
Actually it's the other way around, fellow anon.

>>22524966
I look like a hobbit, but a tall hobbit.

>>22525281
I doubt it. The faggot is constantly trying to spam and make every get tired about hearing about loli to make the loli side the most obnoxious with his claim that this thread is only for loli when, even though these threads are pro loli, they were never like that. Even if he's isn't strictly anti loli he is trying to stir up shit by reenacting every loli vs oppai fight ever. and a day before this there was a faggot screaming these treads were dead because nobody liked his green texts and like KCs setting better. I wouldn't be surprised if he's playing both sides equally just because he's throwing a temper tantrum.

>>22525200
nice falseflag

>>22525324
Last thread he whined about getting warned and banned after his allcaps posts got deleted, and then the obvious false flagging started.

>>22525324
I kind of envy you, you know? At least you keep yourself entertained by pretending there's this drama going on. Personally, I come here only for pics and cute greentexts, but both of these have dired up almost completely recently.

>>22525347
you're not subtle

>>22525338
So are you false flagging as lolihater or does he false flag as lolilover? Are you both false flagging at the same time? Can I join in on the fun?

>>22525360
I think he's just a butt hurt faggot playing both sides because someone told him to fuck off.

i need an army of harpies to cuddle with!

>>22525369
that's boring

>>22525390
Are they still called murders?

Fucking your Shog maid and giving her the wildest orgasm ever.

>>22525397
if there are enough black harpies, then yes!

Goose harpies causing havoc! And fucking anyone unfortunate to be in their way!

>>22525400
>ever
That's... a tall order to say the least, considering how long-lived shogs are

>>22525411
peacock harpy!

>>22525415
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! A TALL ORDER IS JUST AN ORDER!

>>22525411
bribing seagull harpies with mcdonald's fries!

>>22524966
Preppy and clean cut, but overweight. Hopefully her mana could help me fix that?

>>22525400
>Best orgasm ever
>Shoggy collapses into a twitching mass of blue/blackberry ooze
>Just keeps muttering 'tekeli-li' over and over again
>Mana leaking from every orifice
>For some reason, your furniture and belongings are melting as well

Shogs shoundnt take over EVERYTHING in the house
What if you have guests over? Cant have them on shog chairs eating with shog cutlery now can we?

>>22525476
everything belongs in the shed next to the fake kiki skeleton to scare of any meido interested in anon

>>22525476
That's when you bring out the fine china/furniture for company. Save the finer stuff for private occasions.

>>22525160
I prefer my smug lolis to lose to cock.

Smug Hellhound winning the cock

smug cock
that's it

>>22525497
>I prefer my smug lolis with cock.

fixed

>>22525476
You're not going to have guests over.

Hellhound and Kiki living together. Just to compare their lifestyles and habits

I want my Lich to be worried about my irregular heartbeat

>>22524899
I have no idea why anon. It is a fact that eludes me to this day. Sexy nuns are an enigma.

>>22525544
i want my Lich to be worried about not getting her hourly creampie from me

>>22524966
i look like i smoke weed or am a rapist

Where are all the villain MGs at? They don't even have to be super villains, just anything at this point.

>In order for a dragon to wear a marriage collar, her man must be truly strong so that she admit him more strongly than herself... ...this is proof that she belongs to a real man and will truly serve him until the end of his days. To a greater or lesser extent, we have our own pride and the pride of the "strongest monsters" and, of course, this does not change only because we have a husband.

So if the wife is stronger than the husband (which given we are talking about Dragons likely is the overwhelming majority of time), he wears the collar instead?

>>22525601
At least until she can mold him to be the strong man she believe he can be. Dragons are patient creatures aside from Wryms (just a comment on first reaction impulse; not trying to shit on those fine specimens).

>>22525589
>high orc bandit prioritizing greed over love
>lich who has gotten into the habit of hoarding men as test subjects, annoying other mamono
>wurm who unintentionally causes property damage all the time
and so on. of course, none of them are truly evil, just misguided/selfish

>>22525601
Of course. The strong deserve to dominate the weak. Whether that weak is human or dragon.

>>22525656
>Just misguided / selfish

Crank the villainy dial up a bit.

>>22525619
I am not sure Dragons believe all her husbands can be molded into "strong men" in the literal sense of the word. Since it is also stated that one of the Dragon's instincts is to view humans and frail creatures to protect and we know there is a subset of Dragons in Dragonia who call themselves "protectors" that seek men to guard. Maybe "stronger" in the sense he can dominate her sexually and take her "like a man should" counts too?

>>22525674
Yeah of course that counts. In fact for woks that is the only strength they recognize. Other dragons dont say it outright, but you can easily mere one just through the power of your mighty great sword.

>>22525670
at that point it's no longer mge. if you want edge, the /tg/ thread has it in abundance

>>22525514
that serving size offends me

Jinkos are noble warriors who protect their hubby unlike those nasty ocelotemhs who are degenerate rapist who treat thier hubby like a piece of meat.

>>22525705
t. jinko
but i agree

>>22525705
Yeah, right up until That Time rolls around.

>tfw no hyenagirl to cuddle with

>>22525685
Works especially well on the Wocks

>>22525718
Laughing while you bone her deep! And screaming like crazy on orgasm!

>>22525719
They are very weak to vorpal blades and thus it only makes sense. Still just make sure to train in using your blade first before hand.

>>22525705
Jinko momsters must be amazing

why kind of reports do demon realm police get?

>>22525791
>an exasperated dullahan officer puts down the phone
>"The shirohebi and bicorn are fighting over Anon again..."

>>22524966
dark-skinned NTR doujin antagonist.

why is jubjub such a coomer

>>22525791
-Indecent exposure (succs being forced to walk around in full parkas)
-Destruction of property (from wild hot pig sex; usually only a minor fine)
-Spousal neglect ("It's been 24 hours since we last had sex.")

>>22525510
Were a cock was capable of being smug, it would be after a haughty loli Vampire, a ticked-off loli Amazon or a smug loli Hellhound had gotten dommed and her holes stretched by it. Why wouldn't it be, if it had been used to kiss a prideful young monstergirl's womb and to pound a huge pale, brown or dark grey loli ass until she completely succumbs to it.

>>22525804
i wonder what the monster girl equivalent of that look would look like

>>22525828
CC milk chocolate brown grape snake

Remember to teach your daughteru that hitting boys is bad, especially if she likes him.

>>22525837
bicorns must like her

The way to a Monster's heart is through food!

>>22525860
did your waifu hit you a lot? did you like it?

>>22525860
We're still having a bit of a talk after finding a copy of 'The Blue Lagoon' in her room

>>22525889
what's an excellent food to feed a ocelomeh?

>>22525894
She didn't. Maybe she should.

>>22525902
ethnic mexican food.

>>22525903
tell her to hit you when you're not pleasuring her like you're suppose to because you are her bitch

>>22525902
Lomo Saltado! A lamb dish from Peru!

>>22525688
>High Orcs conquering territory and claiming both the gold and the dick
>Lich trying to figure out how to tie together multiple male corpses to create an unholy multidick sex abomination
>Wurm who wants to take over the city of townsville

We're still well within villain parameters anon. If we keep turning the dial we might hit human boy slavers and a bit past that maybe some true full blown villainy like Unicorn rapists.

don't reply

>>22525981
Call the police, that Apophis robbed a Pharoah of her GPU!

>>22525981
Nah, it would be bottlenecked by the rest of my system anyway.

>>22525981
>red scales
>odd skin tone
i don't think this is a grapesnek, guys

>>22525998
Maybe it's like a fashion thing. Like a monster version of gyaru.

>>22525998
it's....it's...it's a RAPESNAKE.......cute!

>>22524966
I'm very slender with a good chin/jawline and overall sharp features, I have long brown hair and dark brown eyes. People say I'd be a 10 if I wasn't a twink.

>>22525601
Can I bully nerdy dragons by snapping it on their necks without consent?

>>22525601
>this is proof that she belongs to a real man
>real man
Ouch.

>>22526031
>"H-hey, you can't just put this on me."
>yank on the collar to bring her face closer to yours
>"Yes I can, you MERE lizard."
>her panties dampen immediately

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/Special:Randomincategory/Mamono

you've been secretly tagged with a mana marker that will attract the species of mamono that you rolled. what happens?

>>22524893
I already have too much snow, you can have it.

>>22526092
>Troll
I will accept advances of the first one that will agree to give me a handjob

>>22526092
>Dark Priest
My body is ready for communion.

Which monster would most likely pretend to be a living snowman in order to trick a shota into following her

>>22526092
>mershark
Good thing I rarely go to the beach.

>>22526092
>Nacho
Someone is going to be calling me a pervert when she gets an overstuffed womb and ends up a pai loli.

>>22526092
>Medusa

On no! The Tsuns are coming!

>>22526092
>Umi Osho
Sure. If she's fine with me poking her instead of slapping her.

>>22526092
>dryad
i live in the middle of the desert, so nothing happens. it's possible that i might unwittingly anger other mamono who think i'm trying to be clever though

>>22526092
>Doppelgänger
Oh no she could be anyone!

>>22526092
>Lesser Succ
A Succ is a Succ you can't say it's less

>>22526092
>Jinko
Nice. I'm only okay with it if it's a loli though. and if she helps me hunt down a squirrel

>>22526131
Her hair is looking pretty wild she needs a boy to brush it for her

>>22526092
>Bapho
I kill myself immediately. Can I get a free re-roll?

>>22526146
Necromancer bapho to the rescue!

How good of a prank would it be to slip a MILFication potion into the punch bowl at a bapho party/meeting

>>22526146
you just get a banshee instead

>>22524966
>>22525081
>The Unicorn Courtship
It must feel really weird when a girl is trying to flirt with you by complimenting your looks.

>>22526164
perfect

>>22526131
i am going to fuck it.

>>22526159
it would be a great prank. You should totally do it.

>>22526092
>golem
yeah alright but i hope she can handle my self deprecation

>>22526173
i think she might be the one mg i hate because crying pisses me off

>>22526092
>ryu
i live in mainland, so i'm safe

>>22526092
>Tsurara-onna
Could not be happier with my roll

>>22526092
>Ryu
Jokes on her I'm in America near the most secure air space in the country.

>>22526062
Imagine putting one of those collars on a lolidragon.

>>22526092
>Lich
I'm not even fully sure but probably a bunch of experiments.

>>22526092
>Jabberwock
Shuckelfucks.
Well I guess just being teleported and have my pelvis be fucking obliterated is okay.

>>22526159
I'd feel bad for their big brothers who have to spend all night comforting them until the potion wears off

>>22526092
>Dark Elf
I'd be able to hear Ara Aras as soon as I stepped into a forest.

>>22526273
I can't imagine how her mother would react. She'd either want to have a very serious "talk" with you about collaring little dragons, or she'd be happy her daughter got a man so quickly when it took her more than a hundred years.

>>22524966
I'm a bald guy who lifts weights and wears glasses. I'm not that great looking.

>>22524966
More fit shaggy.

I want to bully an Ocelomeh by giving her only sons

Bully delinquent P'orcs until they submit to being piglet factories.

>>22526395
SUBMIT!

What is the best course of action when you're being hunted by gyaru monsters.

>>22526428
Threaten them with pregnancy

>>22526092
>Living Armor
Did my plate carrier monsterize?

>>22526431
Anon that didn't work they're breaking down the door and saying I'm cute please help.

>>22526452
have an f for your doomed pelvis

>>22526452
Threaten that you've drunk fertility boosters and then do so.

>>22526456
How will that help?

>>22526471
Pregnancy frightens gyarus.

>>22525981
I have no use for it. She can still come over though.

MVN dev here. Some quick updates on what I’ve been working on, then I’ll go back to Yetiposting and creating stuff. I’ll be including my Discord handle at the end of this if you’re interested in contributing or just being kept in the loop.

I have finished 90% of Yaya’s stuff for the VN.

>Blowjob scene
>Paizuri scene
>Reverse cowgirl vanilla sex scene
>A bunch of cute shit (pic related)
>HAND-HOLDING
>A normal ending and a good ending

There’s only 3-5 choices in her route, but it’s really meant to be more of a short story anyway, so I think it works.

One problem I’ve been having is that finding and implementing sounds is a lot more challenging than I thought it would be. There’s an Anon who’s helping with music, but I’m not averse to having more than one person IF any of you hand-holding degenerates are interested. Sounds, and music. The internet has a bunch of them, but they’re mostly garbage.

When the sounds and most of the music are done, I’ll start Anna (Anubis)’s route while art’s being done for Yaya.

Keep in mind, I’ll reuse music and SFX throughout the other routes too, and if any anons contribute you will be credited 100% in the final product.

>>22526531

Monster Farmer 2 is going well. I’m learning Godot on the side for MF3. I’m hoping MF2 will be done by the end of 1Q 2020 at the absolute latest (probably much sooner).

>Simple farming (a big-tiddy onee-san Titania will teach you how)
>You’ll be able to wander through the woods and fight feral monsters with a baseball bat (you can use one of two supporting monsters)
>Basic cooking minigame with a cute wendigo
>A rival farmer character named SHALE

In case it’s not obvious, I’m throwing a bunch of stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks.

As is the case with MVN, I’m in need of sounds and music for MF2. Unfortunately, making them for the engine I’m using is like pulling teeth and they need to be made in MilkyTracker.

That’s all from me for now. My Discord is ChristmasHatch#5502 if you want to talk shop.

Illustrated monster girl shorts and monster comics are also in the works. You'll like them, if you have good taste in waifus.

>>22526531
>>22526539
MVNdev has created more content in three weeks than I've made in a year.

>>22526092
>Wisp
Oh great, there goes my good attitude.

>>22526531
>spoiler
That's a little edgy, even for me.

>>22526531
>if any anons contribute you will be credited 100% in the final product.
DMing now.

>>22524899

There is nun greater than the sister habit.

>>22526531
>>22526539
Thank you for the updates mvndanon. Really appreciate it. Will add you once I get off work.

>>22526539
I am a novice pixel artist and I'd be willing to help but idk if I have the attention span.

>>22526395
I'm sad that there's no image of her shoving all those pencils in her mouth

>>22526531
Based MVN Dev. Yaya is cute. 3-5 choices for a short game seems just right.

>>22526531
>that pic
I want to bully the daylights out of Yaya.

>>22526609
>pixel artist
I think MVNDev said he does his own pixel art. Music and sounds seems to be his problem.

>>22526539
>It's cooking mama, harvest moon, AND pokemon
This will either be amazing or terrible.

>>22526531
>Hand-holding

>>22526636
Silly boat.

>>22526631
"Rune Factory but MGE" would be my ideal dream game.

Fantastical fox funbags!

>>22526598
I must protecc the raven

>>22525510
>>22525822
>All his early years, Anon had been told he was exceedingly average, almost offensively so
>Monsters generally disregarded him, smelling that his mana was "bad", though not in the sense he were irredeemable
>Then, the growth spurt happened. That average boy became a monstrously tall man with lanky limbs. Still monsters avoided him, as if out of pity. It wasn't a matter that he had "bad mana" at all, in fact, he could not control it.
>Door knobs would crumple under his grip, and he was able to palm bowling balls with one hand effortlessly, as if he himself were a monster
>He started to even believe it, until he met her
>Though she had the appearance of a small child, he could sense the wisdom of ages behind her eyes, the flames flickering amusedly
>"I'll teach you control", she had told him, cupping his jeans' groin
>It had been over thirty minutes, his jaw aching from licking and slurping at the crevasse between her legs, her paw kneading at his rock hard erection
>By the time he finally put it in, she climaxed, shoved all the way to the hilt inside of her
>She was tiny compared to him, but where he would've crushed anybody else, he took extra care not to hurt her... In any way she didn't want it
>He could feel himself stretching her as she slammed her hips into his from above, her own smirk betraying the fact she was clearly enjoying the dicking far too much
>By the time they were joined for a sixth time, he was holding both of her legs up, using piston hip motions to bounce her, gripping her petite grey ass as he unloaded his seed into her snatch
>Exhausted, they laid there, a "monster" and a miniature Hellhound, his rubbed red cock standing proudly like a monument to the bestial sex they'd just engaged in
>"How aggravating... This cock's gone smug."
>He winced when she bit his ear lob softly
>"I suppose I'll have to fuck the smug out of it."

>>22526618
Lewd yeti is best yeti.

>>22526672
You had me until you chose to use the word "snatch."

>>22526711
Moist gusset works just as well I guess.

>>22526618
Only if the blowjob comes before the hug

>>22526618
>>22526755
>yfw a plump yeti will never get aroused by a simple nervous hug and bury your cock down her gullet immediately afterward

>>22526531
>>22526539
First the Anubis lewds set, now this. Based.

>>22524893
Snowcats!

>>22526821
Braving the wilds to find where wendis lurk.

>>22526821
That cat has stumbled into a trap

>>22526821
Marshmallow cat just kinda slides over the topmost layer of snow

asian fox girl communities are a absolute hell to live in
>literally no girl your age that you can relate to, they're outside of these communities but they're all taken
>every girl is either a loli or an old hag
>the moment you consider hooking up with a girl, you instantly end up with six annoying brats, taking turns selfishly, having sex with you
>india-tier overpopulation, lack of large housing so you live in an over-sized shelf where you share it with your six-youko loli harem with no privacy, your secrets is their secrets too
>crowds pretty much exists in every block of space no matter where you go unless you want to go threw the sewers or junky lane where you could get snatched up by the mofu mafia and get sold through human trafficking
>no real food, you have to survive on loli pussy juice or whatever your 4th youko loli wife's obaa-san is cooking up, that is if the bridge doesn't collapse the seventh time today from so much weight it carries
>there's always a fight between youkos, kitsunes-tsukis, or inari over some over-sensitive bullshit
>some loli foxes accuse you of being a fag for not fucking them so you get into some shit without you doing anything wrong
>everyone just wants to fuck and pretend they have a chance to live a normal life when in reality, there's no chance of that happening unless a meteor comes and wipes out 99% of the population, but the demon lord says nah so yeah.
give a solution to fix this, make the mofu life good again, bros

>Go to monster girl brothel
>Request a blowjob from any available girl
>Payment for a blowjob is a 30 minute fuck

>>22526852
>payment for a 30 minute fuck is your hand in marriage

>>22526865
fluffy fluff!

>>22526863
No, payment for a 30 minute fuck is anal and a night of cuddling. Which is paid for with marriage

>>22526875
what do i have to pay to marry one of the girls?

>>22526878
That option is only available for returning customers.

Still waiting on that mining story

>>22526845
GAS THE KITS RACE WAR NOW

>>22526889
Oh right, I can post this again

>>22526889
Christmaus

Keep the fire burning through the winter
Hug a salamanders tail of need be

>>22526903

>>22526845
>not just shacking up with the oldest, most ara ara of them so that no others would dare touch you

>>22526903
Do want to cook bacon on flagmanders abs

I wonder of blue and red onis go for their personality opposites?

>>22526092
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Cupid
I haven't read their profile in a while, but they just shot up to being one of my favorite girls. Sweet, passionately loving, quiet but with an ultimately barrier-breaking means of communicating their feelings? Tall and tan? Sign me the fuck up
I just hope those arrows don't hurt. the idea of being hit by even a 'magick' one gives me the heebeejeebees

Evenin' Anyon!

>>22526925
for the last time, i'm not going to wonderland!

>It's Christmas Eve
>Wander into the kitchen at 3 AM
>Drinking shitty day-old expired milk from the carton
>Half asleep
>Suddenly there's a loud crash from the living room that makes you drop the milk
>Stumble into the living room, suddenly wide awake
>Whatthefuck.jpg
>There's a yeti upside down in your chimney, covered in ash
>She's dazed and unresponsive but clearly not dead or wounded
>She's wearing the cheap-looking red and white top you see mall santa's wearing this time of year
>Santa hat on the ground, covered in dust
>Red Christmas themed skirt is draped over her head, showcasing the goods
>Childish red-and-green striped panties stretched to their limits over her big butt that say "SANTA PAWS" on full display

What do?

>>22526938
poke her repeatedly while she's stuck

>>22526845
Somewhere that densely populated with mamano is sure to be a demon realm. It wouldn't surprise me if hyper-dense populations solved housing issues by getting... creative with the geometry of the place.
that said,
>no girls your age
fuck that noise
I cast random teleport (long), I'm GTFO and don't care where I land

>>22526938
Clearly help Santa out of the chimney wouldn't want to be switched to the naughty list this close to Christmas besides she has many houses to deliver to messing up her schedule might ruin Christmas

>>22526821
>Nya~
>Awawawa~
>Nya~
>Awawawa~
>Nya~
>Awawawa~

>>22526896
I want those beeg rata paws on my face and dick

>>22526903
only if i can look at salamanders butthole

>>22526933
What would you do if it came to you?
Would you panic and run amok?
Or would you give her a fuck?

>>22526969
What deep and riveting conversation one day I wish I could have intellect of their level

>>22526951
>>22526956
I wasn't expecting these wholesome responses.

>>22526980
Wonderland is a silly place

>>22526980
i do not like them, cat-i-am!
i do not like mad hats and nyans!

>>22526988
You don't fuck with a person coming down your chimney even if they aren't Santa they might just be a test to see if you still deserve to be on the good list

>>22526969
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tje8xKYmd48

>>22526971
I wrote that story this year. I did it.
This was a good year.

>>22526969
Translate it weebs.

>>22524966
A depressed Manson family member

hugging mamono that don't like hugs until they do!

>>22526865
Time to make auntie a mother!

>>22526865
Mofu is magnetic. That yipper should have known to cover it if she didnt want him to touch it.

>>22527052

>>22527056
Helpful Christmas Cake Senko-san!

>>22526889
Nice maus!

I HAVE FINALLY CHOSEN A WAIFU

>>22527063
Senko had a bit to much christmas cake! And that's a good thing.

>>22527069
Pretty good choice m8.

>>22527069
Why a sea mollusk?

>>22527069
Good to hear anon! What was the final push?

Are there any monsters with similar sounding names that you mix up and if so what would their fusion be like

>>22527086
>>22527091
Entire body is squishy and soft. Made for cuddling. Plus I I'd never get hot because I'd assume she has a lower body temperature like most other sea creatures.

>Beelzebub
>Devil Bug
Whatever it is, I’m not interested.

>>22527105
>umi oshi
>ushi oni
highly aggressive but secretly masochistic spider-turtle-cow?

>>22527116
one is a incestuous harem bug and the other is a neet bug

>>22527069
Nice choice anon! What’s her name?

>In monster girl adventuring party
>Have thing for Unicorn healer
>Even admit to being a virgin to win her over
>Get shot down hard and worse yet minotaur tank overheard my confession
>Now she wont stop teasing me about it and constantly offers to help me become a man
>Even the normally stoic mantis ranger I caught laughing at minotaurs jokes about me
>Honestly think about stealing the gold and ditching the party but realize that's a bitch move
What's the best way to get revenge on that minotaur?

>>22527125
don't steal but just drop the party right there

>>22527125
Take the mino up on her offer. Watch as she cums her brains out from just a little thrusting because she's an overly sensitive virgin.

>>22527125
Tip the cow!

>>22527124
Anastasie Fleur

>>22527105
Tritonia and titania. The ultimate CC with huge momster tier tits and a love for make her otouto or boys happy. Also a bit of a ditz about her lewd sticky body.

>>22526173
You need to be more vigilant anon, you can't let the goth elves fool you, that's no banshee.

New wife picture! Do you like wrestling with your wife? https://twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1202051276504100865

>>22527125
spike her food with undead grey lamentation mushrooms, then dump the party. don't take the gold, it's more trouble than its worth

>>22527024
Which one? the rata smut one on anubis.moe?

>>22526731
>Not turgid tunnel

>>22527158
Your waifu’s last name is Nelson?

>>22527125
get dirt on the bull

>>22527158
Yeah but I'd usually lose

>>22526938
Call mom

>>22527158
How do you get art from axem

>>22527204
ten easy payments of tree fiddy

>>22526092
Oh FUCK, bro.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Chimaera

>>22527025
>"Are you okay?"
>"Yeah, do you need help?"

>"I'm quite alright thank you. Just passing though."

>"Aww. That's good I guess."
>"No one needs our help anymore."

>"But isn't that a good thing?"

>"Yeah... but now there's no one for us to help."
>"It's very quiet..."

>"Hm... you know, this area is quite pretty."

>"But dangerous!"
>"Dangerous! So no one comes here anymore..."

>"If you just want to help people but you also don't want them to be in danger, why not open up a lodge? They can come here to rest in safety and you don't have to worry about being alone."

>"That's a great idea! Thanks miss cat lady!"
>"Thanks miss cat lady! Make sure you come visit us once it's all set up!"

And so the Winter's Respite was born. They still serve weary travellers to this day, though the two little wendigirls have become grown mature wendiwomen, they still hold that pure childlike innocence and urge to help in their hearts.

More importantly Winter's Respite has brought a sense of unity to the reclusive women of the snowy regions. Indeed, the robes and bedding that they offer lost wanderers was donated to them by the local dire bighorn snow weresheep girl with a delinquent past, who left it all behind to seek solitude in the mountains. Indeed, if travellers are lucky they might get to taste her home made soup, still hot as she delivers it. Just don't compliment her to her face, she might punch you. Punch you with love.

>>22527217
Lucky!

>>22527204
Pay me or request something for a chance of a drawing of varied quality

>>22527222
precious

>>22527158
i'd wrassle her tail

>>22527230
How do I get in contact with you to pay you? Just twitter dm? Also what are your prices?

>>22527217
I got the same. I will take her from you to form my chimeric harem.

>>22527222
I want to be either both or even just one of those wendis husbands. Helping around the place being a handyman and husband sounds comfy.

>>22527217
Hey, she's a good girls!

>>22527239
Yeah just twitter dm and 35 for lined and color if that's alright

>There exists a little town on the West coast, composed mostly of monsters
>The occasional human exists there, looking to profit off of convenience, but his kind largely stay aways by choice
>The three general stores in town are all owned by one monster, a foul-mouthed Tanuki named Tama
>The monsters who work there grumble about Tama's father, who was far more generous to his workers

>The second store recently hired a new employee
>She's a shy and mild-mannered Hellhound named Helga
>She's underweight, jittery and has thick glasses to correct her bad eyes
>She's insecure about her appearance, so she wears a baggy sweater even when it's hot, and badly stutters
>Tama bullies this employee brutally, and threatens to fire her all the time
>Even though Tama doesn't mean it, it scares the paws off of Helga and makes her rush through her work every single time

>Helga's kikimora greets her young teary-eyed master at the door
>Ara ara
>"Th-th-th-the boss is s-s-so mean to me. Sh-she always jokes she'll get rid of me j-j-just because I stutter wh-when I talk to guests..."
>The kikimora strokes her head and soothes the young master


>Another day, another dollar, another opportunity to bully the daylights out of the vulnerable Hellhound girl
>Tama enters the store and prepares to accost her with mean words just as usual, wearing that same smug look on her face
>Tama opens her mouth, then goes rigid
>Over Helga's shoulder, she spots a kikimora lurking in the corner of her store, just outside Helga's POV
>She's looking right at her
>The kikimora's eyes are glowing red hot, boring holes into Tama's skull
>The intense glare makes Tama break out into a cold sweat
>The sense of dread and anxiety is overwhelming
>Helga can't see why her boss looks so terrified
>Tama excuses herself, and retreats to her office, where she holds her head in her hands and tries to expel the image of the seething kikimora from her mind
>She reluctantly begins to treat Helga better after that

>The kikimora giggles, and tells the young master that she's looking positively radiant, these days

>>22527230
I request a monstergirl related laughinggirls.jog image macro.

>>22526092
okay, this is a weird. i initially got ushi-oni but i didn't want to be raped. so i rerolled got manticore. i was a little surprised but i rerolled again to get a not-rape monster and i got an ocelomeh. how do i escape rape?

>>22527281
>how do i escape rape?
>

>>22527273
I enjoyed this, for some reason.

>>22527281
>rerolling
you fool! now you're getting all three!

>>22527273
>She's a shy and mild-mannered Hellhound named Helga
>She's underweight, jittery and has thick glasses to correct her bad eyes
>She's insecure about her appearance, so she wears a baggy sweater even when it's hot, and badly stutters
This just about killed me.

>>22527285
Honestly that might be good they fight each other over who gets to rape first allowing him to flee

>>22527281
>>22527283
>>22527285
FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IT WON'T STOP GIVING ME RAPE MONSTERS.
i got jinko on my fourth reroll, then i rerolled and got thunderbird. then i got redcap on my sixth roll. fucking wiki needs to fuck off with giving me this shit, i just want a holstaur or a weresheep for the love of all that is holy

>>22527302
i'll trade my dryad for your thunderbird

>>22527264
Yeah that's fine. Thanks for the info axem. Will try to get in contact soon if your open for commissions right now.

>>22527264
>35 for lined and color if that's alright
Is that good? That seems pretty good. I don't fuck with commissions but I vaguely remember seeing some line+colour go for $50-60

>>22527309
i don't want tree, i want soft weresheep fluff

>>22527273
Cute! Kikimora is going to earn extra dickings for defending helga!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that kiki sisters work best as a group of maids....although getting the pecking order may be tough.

>>22527302
The thing about rape is that you're not supposed to want it.

>>22527315
I think it's really good. Although it ends up still being 50-60$ for me due to being canadian and canadian money being shit.

>>22527327
you're raping someone when you aren't conscious of the fact that they give you the ok to fuck and you fuck anyways. but i don't like it. i want a monster that doesn't rape so i'll automatically get one, that's how it works, right?

>>22527351
Desire the rape and then see what random gives you.

>>22527250
>Handyman
What would you do? Fix random stuff I suppose. Maybe venture out and ask the ice dryads politely to give you some fallen branches and dead trees and the like.

But if you're not marked by one of the sisters don't stay out after dark, you might get caught by the hooligan snow-elves and brought back to their palace to be molested.

>>22527356
fuck me, i can't anymore with this shit.

>>22527359
Just help out around fixing potential issues around the lodge. Mostly electrical problems, but some branch clearing would also be needed. Although dyrads would help me there.

Also I did say I was marked by one or both, but even if I wasn't it is easy to avoid those degenerate snow elves. They are blind as bats so I just gotta make sure they can't hear me.

What does it mean if your maid's room is messy but she manages to keep the rest of your house clean

>>22527383
It means that she is a secret slob and you should put out her literal dirty laundry for everybody else to see.

>>22527377
These aren't the degenerate ones, these are the special snowflake hidden for thousands of years ones. Legends say there was only one last snow elf in the area but then some shouty dude found her and one became eight. There's also a vampire one but we don't talk about her.

Where would the lodge even get electricity from?

>>22527273
>timid hellhound
But why?

It's cute, but why?

If a magic gem set into a ring makes a monster feel like her husband is right there with her, I wonder what would happen if you used a magic gem to make a buttplug for your wife.

>>22527399
She'll spend all day feeling like you're in her asshole obviously.

>>22527383
Then she's your typical american housekeeper. Funny how the people paid to clean house are among the most notorious slobs/hoarders.

what is the punishment for friendzoning a monster in your jurisdiction, anons?

>>22527388
Just hire a raiju. The main reason I am going to be mostly fixing the electrical is because her horny ass can't stop accidentally shorting shit out.

Ah then it might be hard. Although maybe we could make a sort of pact with the snow elf queen to marry one daughter for safe passage. Also unsure on the vampire. Are you talking about serena or was a snow elf vampire a thing?

>>22527414
Sounds like a really good way to train a monster into being your buttslut

>>22527421
Rape.

>>22527421
Getting a visit from the local Cupid to "persuade" you to reconsider.

did a monstergirl shindan maker thing

>>22527422
The end boss was a vampire, how did you miss that? And I'm not talking Harkon. I'm talking the fag you gank for his magic bow.

You better get that Raiju a husband so her output is more stable. Maybe invest in some storage crystals to store her energy in. What's the electricity for? Lights I guess. Maybe long distance radio so you can call medics if there's an injured indivudial.

Maybe you just have house staff that's trained in first aid, and second aid whatever else. Who makes a good doctor?

That's the problem anon, the snow elf queen doesn't know what her delinquent daughters are up to. I think you need to hire outside help, a strong hero man of sorts to teach them what's what with his dick. After all, dicking is the only language elves really understand.

HELLO FREN!

>>22527447
cute

>>22527462
Ocean girls are the best though I might be biased cause I've never seen the ocean before

>>22527462
Look at that big round, right and happy face. That's the face of an asshole.

>>22527470
>MG takes anon to the beach
>anon goes UMI DA
Cute.

>>22527495
The ears are too round, also those are some thicc glasses

Cum inside cumming mg's

>>22527516
Cum inside cunny mg's

>>22527508
>The ears are too round, also those are some thicc glasses
Both were done on purpose.

>>22527516
Cum inside my mg

Cum for shortstack mg

>>22527543
I looked closer at the pixels. Can you not make them pointier without making them look all fucky? Those glasses are one pixel wide aren't they?

Why work with such a small pallet? Or I guess canvas more accurately.

>>22527555
Some say mouth to dick level is the best shortstack height, but I've always liked tall girls and breast to dick level is objectively superior.

>>22527278
I suck actually lol

>>22527560
The palette/canvas size are designed to make the sprites usable in a gameboy-style game.

I technically don't have to use those restrictions.

>>22527495
Looks like shit.

>>22527579
I remember playing danky kang with my colour, it wasn't so low res, was it?

Either way you do a good job with the parameters you've set, ignore >>22527587. Though I do question the sense, how do you intend to depict a winged lamia?

>>22527594
I agree, it's best to ignore everyone who doesn't suck you off immediately.

>>22527601
You're actually less than worthless, you're an active demerit. Add something of value, or don't and just be a salty faggot I guess.

>>22526951
I want to poke her with my dick

>>22527594
>I remember playing danky kang with my colour, it wasn't so low res, was it?
The pixel resolution was shit, but GB and GBC aren't exactly the same in terms of the color palette. Having an extra color or two to work with makes a huge difference in separating shapes and forms. But yeah, I'm not super happy with the Nerdwan sprite given the restrictions I had, I was just posting something I was bullshitting with.


>>22527587
Thank you.

>>22527601
I post these because some people enjoy them and I enjoy making them. That's it. I'll continue to make them, even if no one replies.

>>22527605
>d-don't you DARE say anything bad you're toxic
We're at this level already, huh?

>>22527568
I have a soft spot for monkeys, and a hard rod

>>22527568
banana and grape flavor respectively.

>>22527618
I literally gave you the option of being a salty faggot just then, can't you read? I don't care if you want to devalue space

Anyone has the source?

>>22527630
Bad Dog!

>>22527615
>Having an extra color or two to work with makes a huge difference in separating shapes and forms. But yeah, I'm not super happy with the Nerdwan sprite given the restrictions I had, I was just posting something I was bullshitting with.
Colour would make a huge difference now you mention it.

Still, I think it's the wrong medium. Good fucking luck depicting a centaur or arachne. I mean, if you're even interested you can just keep to simpler girls.

>>22527627
You evidently care enough to immediately become very protective of your fellow 4channer when someone says something vaguely bad to them.

>>22527449
I never finished the story for the dlc.

I would but finding a husband for her is hard up here. Storage crystals sound like a good idea. Maybe even have her masturbate on them. As for what the electricity is for then its need for heating, lights, and a few other amenities we offer.

Good idea. Maybe one of the wendi sisters can learn first aid.

Ah good point. Still run into the lack of men problem so I would need to attract some heroes up to us some how.

>>22527646
I get off on insulting idiots, if you don't like it I can suggest returning to reddit.

>>22527230
Draw Trolls again, I'm craving more sexy Trolls in skimpy clothes showing their voluptuous bodies

>>22527651
>returning to reddit.
Ah, fellow intellectual! Shall we exchange our wojaks as a sign that we both belong to the cream of the internet crop, i.e. 4chan?

>Start writing
>Can't not make the first few paragraphs edgy because brain thinks intense wording = good writing

I see that because yesterday and this morning were so good, we now have to shit all over these threads and make them terrible again. Great.

>>22527662
Have you tried rewiring your brain?

>>22527662
>intense wording
>edgy
that's not how that works, and intense is subjective

>>22527658
You can be a faggot if you like. I'll probably even get bored of calling you out on it, it's a win/win.

>>22527666
Yes Satan. Several times. Once with a rock.

>>22527667
Trying to revise it. Shouldn't have posted.

>>22527681
What are you describing? Care to post a sample? It's fine if you don't.

>tfw you wake up and remember that MG aren’t real

thespians are dumb nerds that deserve noogies not headpats

>>22527681
I think choosing kind of theme or style you're going for. Edgy is only edgy if it's unneccecarily dark or over the top, and it's only over the top if you set the top too low and that only works our if you're into short girls, but kep in mind maybe she's just sitting and her true height is way bigger, or maybe wider, depends on your point of view and if she has only one eye that a compltely different story, a three act story with an interlude about bee-keeping in northern Ireland

>>22527708
>I think choosing whakind of theme or style you're going for is a good start
I'm going to sleep now

>>22527711
Sleep tight, don't let the bed mice bite

>>22527665
The dumb anubis is so Cute!

>>22527714
I wanna believe that dormice are the scariest and the most dangerous girls of them all. The cute face and sleepiness is all a facade.

>>22527394
Every girl must be a submissive moeblob.

>>22527737
But that's how I like my slimes

>>22527737
Absolute truth right here

>>22527564
Mouth to dick is a bit too short. At that point they might as well just be pailolis. The optimal size is always breast to dick level.

>>22527789
The little dark priest tiptoeing to revitalize that guy is also pretty compelling, though lacking in chest.

Post Monster Girls and music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvCrs3wOWA

>>22527789
Do you think it's a kind of universal golden ration in that after a moment a short stack's breasts must always reach her man's dick? Do you think they shell out for potions to make their man taller/bigger so they can become the biggest shortstack queen?

>>22527555
Shortstacks deserve to only be cum in. Whether its, pumped down her throat, into her pussy or her ass. All of your cum should be inside them.

I'm uncomfortable with monsters that don't breathe it's just not natural

>>22527826
Imagine the blowjob

>>22527826
I'm extremely aroused by the idea of making monster that don't breathe gasp for air in pleasure